| animsizeThanks, cuz!size |
| delay.delay.delay.delayThanks, delaysizecuz!size |
| animAh! delayWelcome, welcome!delay
animThank ya for visitin' my shop!delayanimpageBreakdelay.delay.delay.delayanimdelayOh!delay animCould this be your first time
here meetin' ol' colorReddcolor?pageBreakanimWell, ain't that lovely!delay animI'm always
happy to meet fellow art lovers!pageBreakanimThis is colorRedd's Gallerycolor, where we
specialize exclusively in the finest
artanim you'll ever see in this world! |
| animThis is your one and only chance to
buy a piece of famous artanim for a
bargain that can only be CRAAAZY!
animBut of course, animsince these are all
animreally rare items, animwe sell only one
item per customer!
Why, ya ask? Because a bargain
THIS crazy wouldn't be fair without
some limits. I'd be penniless!
animSo come on in!delay Don't be shy!delay
Look around all ya want!
sizeHee hee hee!size |
| animWell now,delay welcome, welcome!delay
animPlease come on in!delaypageBreakanimAhh!delay I'm so glad to see a cousin
come back for a second glance! |
| animI'll tell ya, this week's items are as
rare as they come. animI'm almost green
with envy that I can't buy 'em all!
animBut remember, we sell only one
item per customer,delay so make your
choice very carefully!delay |
| animI've already had some interest today
in the wares,delay animso if there's anythin'
ya like,delay now's the time to strike! |
| animWe've had a busy morning, so we're
down to our last item!delayanim You'd be
smart to buy it up right away! |
| animdelayWell now,delay if it isn't fun_00000005!fun_00010007
animHow've ya been, cousin?delay
Still well since we last spoke?
animOh!delay I see! You've got to wait a little
longer for your item!pageBreakWith bargains this low, animI've gotta
ensure the orders are all correct.pageBreakYa can't purchase anything else
until your order comes in,delay but
animyou're welcome to look around! |
| animOh ho,delay welcome to my gallery!delay
animCome in and see some art!pageBreakanimOh boy!delay Cousin! animWhen was the last
time you were here?fun_00010007 animWell, I'm rather
pleased to see ya back again! |
| delay.delay.delay.delayanimdelayOh yes,delay before I forget!fun_00010007
animThe item you bought last time will
be getting delivered fairly soon.
I can't let you buy anything else
until it comes in,delay butanim you're more
than welcome to look around! |
| animHi!delay Welcome! Come on in!delay
delayanimHow can I help you?pageBreakanimAhh!delay You're from fun_00060005,delay
aren't ya?pageBreakComin' all this way to see my
magnificent gallery? animIt seems
we have a bargain hunter here! |
| Sorry—only one item per customer
per visit. Otherwise ol' colorReddcolor'll go
broke.delay animBut feel free to browse! |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| animHold up there, cuz!delay We're actually
right at closin' time.delayfun_00080007pageBreakanimSorry to say it,delay but you'll have to
come see me some other time!fun_00080007 |
| animTrust me,delay cuz!delay You made a really
smart purchase just now!pageBreakanimIf ya only knew the faces people
wear when they see these sold-out
signs!delay Truly heartbreaking!
animAnd also a pity!anim If it were up to me,
I'd help them out and sell the same
item all over again.
animJust thinkin' about bringin' that
sort of joy to people's lives is
makin' me tear updelay.delay.delay. |
| animYa might not realize itdelay.delay.delay.delaydelaybut one
simple conversation and I can tell
thatdelay animyou, cuz, love the arts!anim
animIt makes trips out here to
fun_00050005 all worth the effort!anim |
| animYou've gotta wait a bit longer until
your previous item is delivered.
I can't sell ya more until it arrives!
animAnd to make matters worse,delay if your
mailbox is full, that item won't fit!
Be careful about that, cousin! |
| You, cuz, are in luck!delay You have the
pick of the litter for any single item
ol' colorReddcolor has in his gallery today!
Don't miss out on an opportunity
like this! It's good luck is what it is!
Remember—animfirst come, best served! |
| Would ya believe we were full this
morning?delay My bargains are so crazy,
we're sellin' stuff FAST!delay
animYou've got no time to lose! I'd tell
ya to choose somethin' quickly,
but I trust your judgmentdelay.delay.delay. |
| animCousin, ya came just in time!delay
I'm down to one last item here!
Can you believe this generosity?
animWouldn't ya rather regret it after
buying it instead of regret not
buying it?animfun_00080007
animEr,delay I mean,delay there's nothin' here that
you'd regret buying! Trust me!
Ol' colorReddcolor's on the level! |
| animYa can't really judge our products
on their brand names but rather
whether they're great pieces of art.
animInstead of tryin' to decide if it's
real or not,delay animit's more important to
decide if ya really like it or not.delay |
| animVery rarely,delay I get customers askin'
me the questiondelay "Is this real?"delay.delay.delay.pageBreakanimBoy, I'll tell ya, I can't shake my
head strongly enough at notions
like that.
animAfter all, when it comes to artwork,delay
ya gotta choose it based on how
ya FEEL,delay not how it LOOKS. |
| animSo what do ya think?delay The prices
are impressive, yeah? Don't ya feel
like it's time to get a little cultured?
animIt does a body good to live in an
environment full of art, ya know? |
| animSo, cousin, what do ya think?delay
Wouldn't ya like to order your
very own piece of class?delay
animYup, a bit of swank in your house
animmay do wonders for your longevity
and social life. |
| If you're interested in a piece,delay
ol' colorReddcolor will mail it to ya after
the exhibit is over for the day.
But if your mailbox is full, ya might
be waiting longer,delay so ya gotta be
real careful about that sorta thing. |
| animFindin' just the right bargain is
somethin' really special. animIt's not
for the faint of heartdelay.delay.delay.
animSome of my customers are so
dedicated that they come from
far away to check out my stuff.
animWithout the loyalists, true friends
through and through, where would
ol' colorReddcolor be? animPenniless and broken! |
| animCousin, you're all right, ya know
that? Just look how far you've
come to keep ol' colorReddcolor in aprons.
Never you worry, because I'm sure
I'll return the favor someday.delay Maybe
even with a visit to your hometown!animdelay |
| What d'ya think?delay animYa couldn't find
better art if ya tried to make it
yourself, am I right?anim
Next time I'm in your neck of the
woods,delay I'll bring only the best,delay animso
you'd better get your Bells ready! |
| I started out like any gentleman
with a humble, fair-priced furniture
shop, but now I'm on to art!
animIt's all thanks to customer support
from friends and loyalists like you
and your kin! colorReddcolor thanks ya!delayanim |
| The art on display is as rare and
valuable as it comes, so keep
your paws off the merchandise.
animInstead,delay ya can press left or right
on to see the back of it,delay or you
can zoom in for a closer look!delay |
| |
| |
| |
| animWell, cuz, you've got good tastedelay.delay.delay.delay
Such a great piece of fine art heredelay.delay.delay.pageBreakanimDisplayin' this in your home animis sure
to make ya both the happiest
and classiest individual in town!
animI'd send it home with ya right away,delay
but it's only fair to have ya wait
until the exhibition tent closes. |
| animThat fun_00030011 was
bought by fun_00000011. That's one
of my cousins from here in town.
animIt's amazing being able to spot a
piece with that much pomp and
circumstance.delay animIt must be a giftdelay.delay.delay. |
| animThat fun_00030011 was
bought by fun_00000011 from out in
fun_00020011 a few towns over.
animYou see what sort of devotion folks
have for ol' colorReddcolor's business?delay
animThat's the quality speakin' theredelay.delay.delay. |
| animOh!delay You like that one there, do ya?delayfun_00010007
animWell,delay I guess anybody would like
that fun_00030011, huh?
animBut sorry, friend. Items are limited
to one per customer per visit,delay animso
you're just outta luck for the day. |
| animI see!delay Ya seem to be really close to
that fun_00030011,anim yeah?delaypageBreakanimBased on my experience,delay animonly the
biggest suckers walk away from a
one-in-a-lifetime bargain like this!
animI dare ya to say no to somethin'
this nice at a price as crazy as
colorfun_000C0004 Bellscolor! Straight up dare!delayanimdelayfun_0008000Dfun_0005000F
I'll take it!
OK, no. |
| animWhoa!delay I see you've got eyes only for
that fun_00030011 there!
I'd say it has eyes for you too!pageBreakanimI must say,delay that's quite amazin'delay.delay.delay.pageBreakanimSo between you and me,delay I'm
sellin' it for just colorfun_000C0004 Bells
colorthis time and this time onlydelay.delay.delay.
animWhat d'ya think?delay Ya want it?fun_0008000Dfun_0005000F
I'll take it!
I don't want it. |
| animOh ho!delay animAm I mistaken? animBecause I
see ya lookin' pretty close at that
fun_00030011 right there!delay
animdelay.delay.delay.delayWell,delay animI would be too, if I were you.fun_00010007
animArt fanatics like us, we can spot a
true gem a mile away. Maybe two!
animYou're in luck, cuz. Nobody's got to
this one yet, so I'm still able to give
ya a bargain at colorfun_000C0004 Bellscolor!
animBoy,delay what would I do if I sold it for
a loss?delay That's CRAZY. How can
that be good business sense?delayanimfun_0008000Dfun_0005000F
I'll take it!
Changed my mind. |
| animUh-ohdelay.delay.delay.delay You're interested in that
fun_00030011 too?pageBreakanimWell,delay it's impossible to mask the
raw intrigue that surrounds such a
piece,animdelay so it can't really be helpeddelay.delay.delay.pageBreakanimFortunatelydelay you're the first to get
to it, makin' ya rather fortunate!pageBreakanimJust 'cause I like ya, I'll sell it for a
low, low price of colorfun_000C0004 Bellscolor!delayfun_0008000Dfun_0005000F
I'll take it!
No, I don't want it. |
| animWell, look at that!delay You've noticed
that fun_00030011?!pageBreakanimNo, wait. I see it nowdelay.delay.delay.delay animYou're the
kinda buyer who saves the best for
last, aren't ya?
anim.delay.delay.delayanimWell, that's my fault, since I have
no choice but to give in now that
you found this amazin' piece.
animTruth be told, paw to heart,delay animI'm
sellin' it for the unbeatable price
of colorfun_000C0004 Bellscolor today only!
I can assure ya,delay animyou'll never have
another chance like this onedelay.delay.delay.delay
animWhat d'ya think?delay Wanna buy it?fun_0008000Dfun_0005000F
It's mine!
I don't want it. |
| animdelayYa pullin' my leg?! delayWhat a shamedelay.delay.delay.!fun_00010007
animThere's no guarantee you'll get
another chance like this, animno, sir!delay |
| animAha!delay I knew that's what you'd say!pageBreakdelay.delay.delay.delayWait.delayanimdelay What?!delay Ya don't have
enough money for it!anim Ya tryin'
to pull a fast one on ol' colorReddcolor?!
Come on!delay Stop with the bad jokes! |
| animWhoa!delay Really?!delay What a shock!delay
animWell, obviously you'd have to be
as CRAZY as me to pass it up!
Lemme just get that sweet, sweet
payment, and we'll be all set! |
| animdelayOK!delay Got it!fun_00010007 Well then,delay I'll mark this
fun_00030011 as a sold
item! Everyone else is outta luck! |
| Don't ya worry—I'll wrap this up
nice and safe and mail it to ya as
soon as this exhibit is over!delay
But remember,delay if your mailbox is
full, it won't get delivered. So make
sure you've got the space ready! |
| animThe fun_00030011 was
bought by fun_00000011, hailin' clear
from fun_00020011!
animfun_0005000E came all the way to THIS town
to buy it!delay animNow THAT is the sign of
a true fine-art connoisseurdelay.delay.delay. |
| animThe fun_00030011 was
bought by fun_00000011, hailin' clear
from fun_00020011!
animfun_0005000E came all the way to THIS town
to buy it!delay animNow THAT is the sign of
a true fine-art connoisseurdelay.delay.delay. |
