Script : [Jock] Msg--Mail_HA_SendPresent

002

I was cleaning up my house
and came across this! I guess
I bought it, but I don't
remember doing it. Anyway,
I want you to have it, and I
won't take no for an answer!

003

My grandma totally sent me
a care package! Doesn't this
look delicious? I'd challenge
myself to eat them all, but
it's probably better to share.
Here you go!

004

I don't want to brag, but
I just got back from climbing
a mountain. I picked this up
at the summit gift shop to
prove I did it. I had to carry
it all the way back down!

005

I got you a present! There's
no reason for it other than
I like you and stuff. You're
my favorite rival! Come play
with me soon. I mean, come
exercise. Soon.

006

Surprised to get a present
out of the blue? I bought
this and don't really use it,
so I'm giving it to you. But
it's not secondhand! There's
not a dent on it!

007

I've come up with a new
exercise! Take what's
attached to this letter, stick
it in your house, and push it
around a lot. You'll be
feeling the burn in no time!

008

I was out running errands
when I spotted this. You like
this kind of thing, right?
Don't worry about getting
me something. We don't
ALWAYS need to compete!

009

Did you get my letter? While
on my regular patrol of the
town, I thought I'd test out
our postal delivery system.
Thanks for your cooperation.
Here's a reward for helping!

010

As part of working on my
weaknesses, I thought I'd try
sending you a serious letter
and present! Well, what do
you think? On a scale of 1
to 10, how serious is this?

010

As part of working on my
weaknesses, I thought I'd try
sending you a serious letter
and present! Well, what do
you think? On a scale of 1
to 10, how serious is this?