Script : [Jock] HA_Ev_Aprilfool_3P

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CanimWhat?!delay You're an impostor!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000CanimUgh!delay Lousy impostor!delayanimpageBreakfun_0003000CdelayanimHey!delay fun_0003000Efun_00080005!delayanimpageBreakfun_0002000Cfun_0004000Cfun_0001000Cfun_0004000CYou know what's up, right?delay animI'm the
real deal—not this other guy!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CanimDon't let him fool you,delay fun_00080005!delay
animI'm the real me!fun_0009000C

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fun_0001000Cfun_0008000Cfun_0002000Cfun_0006000Cfun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000CdelayanimCome on, fakebro!delay Reveal your true
identity right now!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CdelayanimWhat are you talking about!delay You're
the fakebrodelay.delay.delay.delaybro!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000CanimI'm the real deal! The one and only!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CdelayanimNot a chance!delay animI'm the real deal!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000CdelayanimCheck out these abs!delay Only the real
me would have a six-pack like this!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CdelayanimCheck out these biceps!delay I'm the legit
me! It's obvious!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0006000Cfun_0002000Cfun_0004000Cfun_0001000Cfun_0004000CdelayanimWe're never going to get to the
bottom of this at this rate.pageBreakanimfun_0003000Efun_00080005!delay
animExpose the impostor!fun_0005000F
I know who it is.
Who, me?

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animI knew I could count on you!pageBreakanimGive this towel to the impostor, and
make him wipe his face.pageBreakanimThen we'll see what's what!
delayfun_0003000Efun_00070005!

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animI'm counting on you!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CanimNow we'll settle this like bros!

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animOh, come ondelay.delay.delay.delayfun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CanimWhat?!

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fun_0000000Cfun_0006000Cfun_0001000Cfun_0004000Cfun_0002000Cfun_0004000Cfun_0001000CdelayanimArrrgh!delay What can we do?pageBreakanimI think combat is the only way to
settle this!fun_0005000F
That's right! Finish it!
Hey! Relax!

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animAnd by "finish it," you mean it's time
for a no-holds-barred, bare-knuckle,
knock-down-drag-out brawl?delay Umdelay.delay.delay.delayfun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CanimThat's right!delayanim A bro's gotta fight!delay
But maybe not right now!fun_0009000C

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animfun_000B0007I don't think I can relax!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CanimRelax?!delay Are you kidding me?fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000CanimI think I might have an ideadelay.delay.delay.pageBreakanimBut I need you to do something.delay
animMake some room in your pockets!

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fun_0000000Cfun_0006000Cfun_0001000Cfun_0004000Cfun_0002000Cfun_0004000Cfun_0001000Canimfun_0003000Efun_00080005, delayI'm sure you can tell
us apart, right?delay You know who the
impostor is, I'm sure!fun_0005000F
Yep, I know!
Uhhh...

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animGive that towel to the bro you think
is the impostor!pageBreakanimWhen he wipes his face with it, his
true identity will be revealed!

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animI'm counting on you!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CanimI believe in you!

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fun_0001000CanimUghdelay.delay.delay.delay I'm beginning to think you
never really knew me at all.fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CanimI thought we were friends, bro!delay
animHow could you not know me?!

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0002000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000Cfun_0003000Canimfun_000B0007What?!delay You think I'm a fake me?!pageBreakanimGimme that towel!

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animSodelay.delay.delay.delayyou really think it's me, huh?

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fun_0002000Cfun_0003000Cfun_0001000CanimHow can you hesitate at a time like
this?delay This is a time for action!

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fun_0002000Cfun_0003000Cfun_0001000CanimHey!delay Give up that towel, or we'll
never get to the bottom of this!

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0001000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000Canimfun_000B0007Impostor revealed!animpageBreakfun_0002000Cfun_0003000Cfun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CanimYou figured it out, fun_00080005!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0008000Cfun_0002000Cfun_0004000Canimfun_0003000Efun_00080005!delay
You really believed in me!pageBreakanimI can't tell you how much that
means to me!delay It proves you're a
true friend!pageBreakanimI want to give you a symbol of our
undying friendship.

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animIt's a colorpicturecolor of me!delay Thank you so
much for helping me, fun_00080005!pageBreakanimIf other people are in trouble, you
have to help them too!delay animIt's your
mission!

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animIt's a colorpicturecolor of me. delayNow you can
admire my bulging muscles all day!pageBreakanimThank you, fun_00080005!delay
animI feel like our friendship is stronger
than ever because of all this!

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animIt's a colorpicturecolor of me. delayNow you can
admire my bulging muscles all day!pageBreakanimThank you, fun_00080005!delay
animI feel like our friendship is stronger
than ever because of all this!pageBreakAnd, wowdelay.delay.delay.delayanim You helped everyone in
town today, didn't you?delay That pretty
much makes you a hero!pageBreakanimBut I knew you'd come through!delay
From now on, you'll be known as
the fun_0006000E who saved fun_00050005!

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fun_0004000CdelayanimUghdelay.delay.delay.delay I'm the real deal!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000Cfun_0003000Cfun_0002000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000CanimI don't know how you missed that,
fun_00080005delay.delay.delay.fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000Cfun_0003000CanimLooks like our friendship is still
lacking some good old-fashioned
familiarity, you know?pageBreakanimWe really need to talk more!

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000Cfun_0003000CanimOther folks are probably going to
be in similar situations todaydelay.delay.delay.delay See
if you can help them, OK?

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000Cfun_0003000Canimfun_000B0007Hey!delay So you're just out of here?fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000Cfun_0003000CanimAre you leaving to go strategize or
something?delay Come back!

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000Cfun_0004000Cfun_0002000Cfun_0004000Cfun_0001000CdelayanimWell!delay Look who's back!delayanim Now get
serious, and give the towel to the
person you think is the impostor!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000Cfun_0003000CanimI'm counting on you!

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000Cfun_0008000Cfun_0002000Cfun_0006000Cfun_0001000CanimI'm the real fun_00010005!
I was born on fun_000E0004 fun_000F0004!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CanimNope!delay I'm the real fun_00010005!delayanim
I was born on fun_000E0004 fun_000F0004!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000Cfun_0008000Cfun_0002000Cfun_0006000CanimI'm the real deal!delay Perhaps you're
familiar with my catchphrase?

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animThat's what I, the real fun_00010005,
always say!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CanimYou are crazy, bro!delay This is
fun_00010005's real catchphrase!

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animRight?!delay Right!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000Cfun_0008000Cfun_0002000Cfun_0006000COK, smarty-pants.delayanim What's your
special ability?!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000Canimfun_0003000Ecolorfun_00180012color, of course!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000CanimHa ha!delay The liar has been exposed!delay
animIt's actually colorfun_00180012color!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CanimAha!delay You're the smarty-pants liar!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000Cfun_0008000Cfun_0002000Cfun_0006000Cfun_0001000CanimThe real me would know about my
family, right?fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CanimI'm the delayfun_00160012!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000CanimOh, brother. Who does he think he
is?delay animI'm the fun_00160012!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CanimNot even close, you big fibber!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0005000Cfun_0001000Cfun_0008000Cfun_0002000Cfun_0006000Cfun_0001000COK.delay How about this?delay animMy dream is to
be fun_0002000Efun_00170012!fun_0009000C

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fun_0000000Cfun_0007000Cfun_0002000CanimThat would never be my dream, you
big, muscle-bound, super-strong,
extremely handsome knucklehead!pageBreakanimMy dream is what it's always been:
to be fun_0002000Efun_00170012!fun_0009000C

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