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Script: [Characters - Kapp'n : Male] npc_SP / NPC_kappeiM

Kapp'n : Male
Animal Crossing: City Folk
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pause.pause.pause.pauseWell ahoy there, matey.pressButton
reactionpauseYe gots a familiar face...pause
Yar, ain't ye the lad that
moved to town a time ago?
reactionSo I takes it...pausethis be yer
maiden voyage to the city?fun_07
Yar!
Nar, I've been!

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Yar har har!pause Ho, I knew it!pause
Yer like a fresh minnow,
awigglin' into the net o'
the city fer the first time!
reactionpauseAnyone could tell just by
peepin' at yer fancy dudspause.pause.pause.pause
Yer lookin' to dazzle folk
with yer swigger-swagger!

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Har,pause now there be no call
to play the smooth card fer
ol' Kapp'n, ye urchin.

reactionpauseI know a thing or three.pause
An' one o' those things I
know is that you ain't no
city slicker! Nar!

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Oh, the tale's been told a
thousand times the same!pause
A proud country boy thinks
he can tame the citypause.pause.pause.
reactionI seen that type before, ye
wee grouper, an' if ye carry
an attitude like that, the
city'll gobble ye up!
Oh yar, pausedon't think it hasn't
happened before, an' to
bigger fish than yepause.pause.pause.

reactionpauseAh, city ho! pauseYe wanted to
look the city in its eye, ye
got it.pause It looms ahead an'
awaits yer grand entrance.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseNow off ye go, ye young
snapper. Don't ye go
disappointin' me, now!
Come back a big fish!

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Yarpause.pause.pause.pause Say there, sprat...pressButton
reactionpauseYe rode me bus the other
day, didn't ye?

reactionYar, I remember ye well.pause
A wee squidlet dressed to
woo in the land's finest
fripperypause.pause.pause.pause
reactionAn' here ye be again, which
means but one thingpause.pause.pause.


reactionpauseYar har! pauseOh, ye gots the
taste o' the city on yer
nibbly buds, don't ye? I'd
lay a bet to it, I would!
reactionThe city be a fine place, to
be surepause.pause.pause.pause Such eatables!pause
An' the ladies, me young
crablet! pauseThe LADIES!
pauseYe just remember to look
sharp out there, sprat.pause


reactionpauseWe be about to dock on the
city's golden shores!


reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYe just remember to
conduct yerself respectably
out there, ye wee loach.pause
Mind yer Ps an' Qs!

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Hold just a moment, nowpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseYer facepause.pause.pause.pause Ye rode me bus
out to the big city earlier,pause
did ye not?
reactionpauseYar har har, pauseit WAS ye!
Nar, I could never forget
yer big, googly eyes, all
sparklin' with adventure!
reactionSo, tell me, pausehow'd ye fare?pause
In the city, is me meanin'pause.pause.pause.


reactionWere it a shock to yer
system? City livin' took the
wind from out yer sails,
did it?
pause.pause.pause.pauseYar har, pauseno shame in that,
me wee sturgeon. pauseFirst
nibble o' the city tends to
give most folks a bellyache.
reactionpauseWell, look lively, sprat,pause
'cause we ain't far from
good ol' string now.
pause.pause.pause.pauseBack to life, eh, matey?
reactionTry to get a hot meal in ye
when ye get home,pause will ye?
pauseYe gots to keep yer
strength up, ye jellyfish!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, pausehow'd yer fortunes
fare in thar?pressButton reactionpauseIn the city,
is what I meanpause.pause.pause.

reactionpauseYe feelin' like ye'll be the
talk o' the town right soon?


pauseLet me tell ye, me wee
scallywag, from here ye
don't even look like the talk
o' the BUSpause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseNar, but don't ye fret on it,
even if ye didn't exactly
distinguish yerself. pauseNo one
gets it right the first time.
reactionAn' besides, there always
be a grin to be found at
home, reactionan' we ain't too far
from string now.
reactionGet some proper grub in ye
when ye get home,pause yar?
pauseA man's got to rely on his
strength, ye hear me?!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar, pausetell me somethin',
ye fragrant mudskipper...pressButton
reactionpauseIs me nose gone mad, or
are ye wearin' cologne?
reactionpauseYe are, ye fancy-pants!pause
Gettin' yerself all polished
for the lasses, are ye?

reactionpauseYe slippery trout! Start
smellin' nice an' talkin'
glib... pauseYer glib, ain't ye?pause
Yar, I bet yer glib.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseWell, me fancy fellow, pausethe
city be just past the bend!pause
Let's hope yer lines are
more subtle than yer smell.
reactionRemember, smooth talkin'
an' sweet smellin' ain't
gonna win ye a nice lass.pause
Ye gots to be a gentleman!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar, welcome aboard...pressButton
reactionpauseAn' welcome aboard to yer
hair, too. pauseAin't that a style
fer the ages!
reactionpauseMight ye be aimin' to get
yer photo taken fer one o'
them, pauseye know,pause street-
fashion magazines?
reactionIt's a fine goal, sprat, an'
don't let anyone tell ye
different! pauseNothin' wrong
with a bit o' struttin'!
reactionpauseBelieve me, before ye know
it, ye'll be buttoned up
an' borin' an' wonderin'
whar the fashions be.
reactionNar, but forget it, pausethe city
be comin' into sight. pausereactionKeep
bus fare in one pocket, an'
with the rest o' yer cash...
Live boldly, sprat!pause Spend
as much as ye want, an'
don't ye dare regret it!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, ye squidlet.pause
Do ye be headin' to the
city to propose to yer lass?

reactionYar har har har HAR!pause
Just a wee joke, sprat.
pressButtonreactionYe looked so peppy, I had
to trim yer sails a touch.
reactionI mean, look at ye. pauseYer but
a minnow. reactionpauseFar too young to
be thinkin' on marriage.

reactionNow, pauseat the ready, sprat.
The city ain't far.pause Ye
remember to smooth them
eyebrows? pauseYar? pauseGar.
reactionYe look alive out there.pause
Ye might meet yer future
bride after all!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy there, me wee fry.pause
I gots a question for ye.
Do ye like celebrity gossip?

reactionpauseYar, me, meself, I can't get
enough o' the stuff.pause On me
day off, I'm in front o' me
TV, watchin' it 'til dark.
reactionpauseCall it an ol' sea salt's
hunch, butpause.pause.pause.pauseme gut tells me
a certain star couple be
about to tie the knot!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseGar, pausejust look at that!
We be bellyin' up to the
city. An' the conversation
were about to get juicy!
reactionpauseWell, ye can always catch
uppause by tunin' into them
shows! They ain't trash!
They be quality!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSay there, sprat...pressButton Would ye
say yer livin' yer dream
right now?

reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYar har har har har!pause
Sorry if I startled ye!
'Twere a bold question to
be launchin' like that!
reactionpauseIt's just that, well, fer mepause.pause.pause.
I wore me a fair number o'
hats before settlin' into
this gig here...
A quiet life ain't a bad
thing, nar...reactionpausebut chase them
dreams while yer young.pause
It be yer time to be bold!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYar, pausecity be comin' uppause.pause.pause.pause
Sorry fer swampin' yer
bilge with such serious
blabberin'...
reactionJust pretend ye didn't
hear nothin' at all. Just ol'
Kapp'n chattin' to his own
self, is all.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseI gots to say, sprat...pressButton
reactionpauseYe look mighty young. Are
ye a student, p'raps?

reactionYar har har har HAR!pause
Arrr, to be young again.pause
Youth be a treasure greater
than any under the sea.
reactionWe get the short end,
matey. Lasses get ever
more lovely as they age,pause
but we lads get crustier.
reactionYar, pauseanyhow, here be the
city.pause Ye gots all yer affairs
in order there?

reactionThen off with ye, me wee
goby. Remember,pause the city
ain't just fer buyin' stuff...pause
It be fer makin' memories!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee sea bass.pause
Headin' out fer a date?


reactionLet's see herepause.pause.pause.pause I bet yer
the type o' lad that insists
on payin' fer everythin'...

reactionpauseAm I right, sprat?



reactionNar, ye don't look like a
man who'd abide splittin'
the billpause.pause.pause.

reactionpauseThough I sure be! I be cheap,
yar!


reactionpauseCity be comin' up here.pause
Are ye all set? Got yer nose
hairs under control?

reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseIf ye see any beauties in
the shops, tell 'em I said
"Arrrrrr!"

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSay there, ye cuttlefish.pressButton
reactionYe look mighty young,pause but
yer out livin' on yer own
in town,pause yar?
pauseYe wee little minnows...pause
Ye leave yer parents' nests
younger an' younger these
days, do ye not?
reactionpauseBack when I were a lad,
ye only moved out fer one
o' two things...a job or a
weddin'.
pause.pause.pause.pauseYar har,pause the times, they
do change, by garpause.pause.pause.


reactionpauseAh, pausecity be comin' up.pause
Do ye be havin' any tissues
on ye, sprat?pause Nar?

reactionWell, off ye go. Be a good
minnow an' call yer folks
sometime, will ye?

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, sprat,pause I see ye been
havin' a grand ol' time
playin' about in the citypause.pause.pause.pause

But know this! pauseSure as the
tides, there comes a time
when a man's got to settle
himself down.
reactionNow, me, pauseI likes me
freedom. I be like the sea,
lad, controlled by nobodypause.pause.pause.pause

reactionBut mark me words, sprat,
that tide'll come fer ye!pause
And when it do, ye'll have
some tough decisions, yar!
reactionWell, now, pausewe be about to
reach the citypause.pause.pause.pause Ye go raise
yerself a ruckus,pause but think
on me words, ye urchin.
reactionOh, an' tell the pretty
ladies I said "Garrrrrr!"

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSay there,pause ye look like a
healthy, sturdy lad.


pauseYar, I used to look tough
meself, but the tougher I
tried to look,pause the more I
fell apart inside, ye know?
reactionpauseI mean to say, when I were
young, pauseI'd arm-wrestle a
bear fer lookin' furrypause.pause.pause.pause
but it took a toll...
reactionpauseWater under the boat,
though. pauseThe city ain't far...pause
Ye need to give yerself a
once-over before ye go?
reactionDon't ye push yerself too
hard out there, with yer
scamperin' and hollerin'!pause
Take care o' yerself!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, ye wee oyster.pressButton
reactionI didn't notice 'til just now,
but yer eyebrows be some
kind o' strikin'.
pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, sprat, do ye trim 'em?



reactionI heard mad tales o' manly
men goin' to beauty salons
fer such treatment.

reactionpauseNot likely to be true, nar.pause
Though I could see a man
bein' seduced by the siren
song o' a cucumber facial.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseArr, pausewell look at that!
capitalizeLetterstring be upon us!pause
Me apologies fer gettin' all
surly about yer face fuzz.
reactionAll's I be sayin' is, don't
be overworryin' yer looks.
Worry on yer character
instead, ye puffer fish!

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Gar nowpause.pause.pause.pause What sort o' city
perfumery be that, sprat?
Ye smell like a field full o'
the finest flowers!
reactionYar har har har HARpause.pause.pause.pause
Me nose don't be lookin'
like much,pause but it be
sensitive!pause Oh, yar!
reactionI don't be carin' to know
whar ye picked up such a
smell,pause but if ye gots a girl,
yer in fer a fight at homepause.pause.pause.pause
reactionYe can't smell prettier than
yer lass, sprat. Nar, ye gots
to smell manly.pause Musky an' a
wee bit ripepause.pause.pause.pauselike me.
reactionpauseYe might want to scrub yer
pits on the bus 'fore we
reach ol' string...
Then ye'll smell like me!pause
reactionpauseArr, but ye be too late!
pauseWe be pullin' in now.


reactionpauseTough luck, sprat.pause P'raps
ye picked up a touch o'
manly stink on the ridepause.pause.pause.pause
Pray that be good enough!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseHow be the city,pause sprat?



reactionDid yer fancified dudspause set
them city folk to oohin' an'
aahin'?

reactionCity types be lovin' them
pricey clothes, oh yarpause.pause.pause.pause
I be there one minute, I feel
like hidin' under the bridge.
reactionI bet it'll be good to get
back to string an'
finally relax yer standards,
pauseeh, me wee troutfish?
reactionpauseWould ye look at that?pause
We be almost there.


reactionPromise me ye'll unwind
back home. Yar, throw on
some sweatpants or the
like.pause Get comfy, sprat!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, me wee clam.pause
Aren't ye a dapper lad!


reactionpauseYar har har,pause a young
sprat lookin' as ye do... Ye
must be settin' yer troll
lines fer a fine city lass!
pauseYe best fish smart, lad.pause
City girls be a fine sight fer
the eyes, to be sure, but...pause
yer a country lad, yar?
reactionYe gots to be sure a lass
won't run fer the hills when
she sees that drafty tree
fort ye be livin' in!
reactionpauseOr maybe ye gots a country
estate, what do I know...pause
I'll leave ye be fer the rest
o' the trip to string.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseArr, I mean, I WOULD be
doin' that,pause but we just
reached yer town.

reactionYe think on what I told ye,
though, yar?pause Yar.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseWhat news o' the city,
sprat?pressButtonreactionpause Any goin's-on that
might be o' interest?

reactionYar, ye know what I meanpause.pause.pause.pause
Like celebrities on a date
orpause.pause.pause.celebrities doin'
anythin' at all?
reactionpauseWhen yer in me line o'
work, passengers get to
rumorin',pause and I get to
listenin' with both ears.
pauseEvery now an' then I'll hear
a juicy bit that might show
up on one o' me beloved
gossip shows, ye know?
reactionYar now, pausestring ahoy!
This be yer stop, sprat.pressButton
Gar, guess I gots to wait
fer any good gossip.
reactionIf ye remember any choice
bits, pausedo an old salt a favorpause
an' give it up the next time
ye ride the bus!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSay, me wee troutlet...pause
Ye be positively beamin'!


reactionpauseDid somethin' in that city
fill ye with hope?pause Did ye
live just a little bit o' yer
life's dream?
pauseWell then, sprat, pausenext time,
remember that it be yer
turn to help someone else
chase THEIR dreams.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseGar,pause now how be THAT
fer the wholesome advice?reactionpause
I gots me moments, yar!

reactionpauseWell, pausewe be arrivin' in
string real soon, lad.
Glad to see ye enjoy
spendin' time on me bus.
reactionNext time ye ride, feel free
to call me "buddy." pauseYar, it
be fine by me.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseWell,pause how'd the city treat
ye, me wee chowderfish?


reactionpauseYer smile be just about ear
to earpause.pause.pause.pause I take it ye bumped
into a cute lass?

reactionpauseArr, lasses. pauseI don't be
understandin' 'em, but gar
if I could live without 'empause.pause.pause.

reactionpauseCourse, p'raps they be
wishin' they could make
sense o' us gents as well,
pauseright, sprat?
reactionpauseLooks like we be about to
cruise into string!pause
That be some good bondin'
we just did, yar?
reactionYar, well, stay manly an'
mysterious, sprat! pauseWe gots
to keep the lasses on their
wee little toes!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy there, little scallop.pressButton
reactionpauseHow be the city?


pauseYe meet up with a girl that
tickle yer fancy?


reactionpauseYoung folks be so picky
about who they be datin'
these dayspause.pause.pause.

reactionIf ye be lookin' only fer
perfection, good lasses will
pass ye bypause.pause.pause.pauseand ye know it
be true since I be sayin' it.
pause.pause.pause.reactionpauseI'd love to keep schoolin'
ye on this,pause but we be
pullin' into string.

reactionThat be enough fer now.pause
I'll learn ye some more next
time, ye wee wigglefish.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, ye wee tuna.pressButton
reactionpauseWhat news ye got o' the
city?pause Bustlin', as usual?

reactionpauseDid ye see lots o' kids?pause
I be tough, yar, but me
heart melts when I see a
tot out with his folks.
pauseThem parents, usin' every
trick in the book to please
this li'l guy, wavin' his
chubby fists around...
reactionYar, I know the feelin'! pauseI
gots meself a wee nephew,
an' the sprat be cute as a
bean when he ain't yellin'.
reactionAnyway, pausestring be
just seconds away, sprat!pause
Once yer home, get yerself
into bed double quick, yar?
reactionOh, an' call yer parents
once in a while, ye carp.pause
I be sure they worry.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee snackfish.pressButton
reactionpauseHow be city life?pause Crowded?


reactionpauseEver since buses started
runnin',pause the city be teemin'
with visitors like a fish-
feedin' frenzy!
pauseYar, every day me bus fills
with new faces. All them
passengers, all holdin' their
own dreams an' ideaspause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseThat be why I took this job!pause
To help 'em all grab hold o'
their dreams! reactionpauseYo ho ho, an'
a grab on that dream!
reactionpauseWell, sprat, we be nigh on
stringpause.pause.pause.pause Must have
caught us a good tailwind...pause
We be early!
reactionMake sure ye didn't leave
nothin'.pause 'Cept yer wallet.pause
Ye can leave that if ye
want, by gar!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseWell ahoy there, matey.pressButton
reactionpauseYe gots a familiar face...pause
Yar, ain't ye the lad that
moved to town a time ago?
reactionSo I takes it...pausethis be yer
maiden voyage to the city?fun_07
Yar!
Nar, I've been!

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Yar har har!pause Ho, I knew it!pause
Yer like a fresh minnow,
awigglin' into the net o'
the city fer the first time!
reactionpauseAnyone could tell just by
peepin' at yer fancy dudspause.pause.pause.pause
Yer lookin' to dazzle folk
with yer swigger-swagger!

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Har,pause now there be no call
to play the smooth card fer
ol' Kapp'n, ye urchin.

reactionpauseI know a thing or three.pause
An' one o' those things I
know is that you ain't no
city slicker! Nar!

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Oh, the tale's been told a
thousand times the same!pause
A proud country boy thinks
he can tame the citypause.pause.pause.
reactionI seen that type before, ye
wee grouper, an' if ye carry
an attitude like that, the
city'll gobble ye up!
Oh yar, pausedon't think it hasn't
happened before, an' to
bigger fish than yepause.pause.pause.

reactionpauseAh, city ho! pauseYe wanted to
look the city in its eye, ye
got it.pause It looms ahead an'
awaits yer grand entrance.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseNow off ye go, ye young
snapper. Don't ye go
disappointin' me, now!
Come back a big fish!

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Yarpause.pause.pause.pause Say there, sprat...pressButton
reactionpauseYe rode me bus the other
day, didn't ye?

reactionYar, I remember ye well.pause
A wee squidlet dressed to
woo in the land's finest
fripperypause.pause.pause.pause
reactionAn' here ye be again, which
means but one thingpause.pause.pause.


reactionpauseYar har! pauseOh, ye gots the
taste o' the city on yer
nibbly buds, don't ye? I'd
lay a bet to it, I would!
reactionThe city be a fine place, to
be surepause.pause.pause.pause Such eatables!pause
An' the ladies, me young
crablet! pauseThe LADIES!
pauseYe just remember to look
sharp out there, sprat.pause


reactionpauseWe be about to dock on the
city's golden shores!


reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYe just remember to
conduct yerself respectably
out there, ye wee loach.pause
Mind yer Ps an' Qs!

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Hold just a moment, nowpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseYer facepause.pause.pause.pause Ye rode me bus
out to the big city earlier,pause
did ye not?
reactionpauseYar har har, pauseit WAS ye!
Nar, I could never forget
yer big, googly eyes, all
sparklin' with adventure!
reactionSo, tell me, pausehow'd ye fare?pause
In the city, is me meanin'pause.pause.pause.


reactionWere it a shock to yer
system? City livin' took the
wind from out yer sails,
did it?
pause.pause.pause.pauseYar har, pauseno shame in that,
me wee sturgeon. pauseFirst
nibble o' the city tends to
give most folks a bellyache.
reactionpauseWell, look lively, sprat,pause
'cause we ain't far from
good ol' string now.
pause.pause.pause.pauseBack to life, eh, matey?
reactionTry to get a hot meal in ye
when ye get home,pause will ye?
pauseYe gots to keep yer
strength up, ye jellyfish!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, pausehow'd yer fortunes
fare in thar?pressButton reactionpauseIn the city,
is what I meanpause.pause.pause.

reactionpauseYe feelin' like ye'll be the
talk o' the town right soon?


pauseLet me tell ye, me wee
scallywag, from here ye
don't even look like the talk
o' the BUSpause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseNar, but don't ye fret on it,
even if ye didn't exactly
distinguish yerself. pauseNo one
gets it right the first time.
reactionAn' besides, there always
be a grin to be found at
home, reactionan' we ain't too far
from string now.
reactionGet some proper grub in ye
when ye get home,pause yar?
pauseA man's got to rely on his
strength, ye hear me?!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar, pausetell me somethin',
ye fragrant mudskipper...pressButton
reactionpauseIs me nose gone mad, or
are ye wearin' cologne?
reactionpauseYe are, ye fancy-pants!pause
Gettin' yerself all polished
for the lasses, are ye?

reactionpauseYe slippery trout! Start
smellin' nice an' talkin'
glib... pauseYer glib, ain't ye?pause
Yar, I bet yer glib.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseWell, me fancy fellow, pausethe
city be just past the bend!pause
Let's hope yer lines are
more subtle than yer smell.
reactionRemember, smooth talkin'
an' sweet smellin' ain't
gonna win ye a nice lass.pause
Ye gots to be a gentleman!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar, welcome aboard...pressButton
reactionpauseAn' welcome aboard to yer
hair, too. pauseAin't that a style
fer the ages!
reactionpauseMight ye be aimin' to get
yer photo taken fer one o'
them, pauseye know,pause street-
fashion magazines?
reactionIt's a fine goal, sprat, an'
don't let anyone tell ye
different! pauseNothin' wrong
with a bit o' struttin'!
reactionpauseBelieve me, before ye know
it, ye'll be buttoned up
an' borin' an' wonderin'
whar the fashions be.
reactionNar, but forget it, pausethe city
be comin' into sight. pausereactionKeep
bus fare in one pocket, an'
with the rest o' yer cash...
Live boldly, sprat!pause Spend
as much as ye want, an'
don't ye dare regret it!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, ye squidlet.pause
Do ye be headin' to the
city to propose to yer lass?

reactionYar har har har HAR!pause
Just a wee joke, sprat.
pressButtonreactionYe looked so peppy, I had
to trim yer sails a touch.
reactionI mean, look at ye. pauseYer but
a minnow. reactionpauseFar too young to
be thinkin' on marriage.

reactionNow, pauseat the ready, sprat.
The city ain't far.pause Ye
remember to smooth them
eyebrows? pauseYar? pauseGar.
reactionYe look alive out there.pause
Ye might meet yer future
bride after all!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy there, me wee fry.pause
I gots a question for ye.
Do ye like celebrity gossip?

reactionpauseYar, me, meself, I can't get
enough o' the stuff.pause On me
day off, I'm in front o' me
TV, watchin' it 'til dark.
reactionpauseCall it an ol' sea salt's
hunch, butpause.pause.pause.pauseme gut tells me
a certain star couple be
about to tie the knot!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseGar, pausejust look at that!
We be bellyin' up to the
city. An' the conversation
were about to get juicy!
reactionpauseWell, ye can always catch
uppause by tunin' into them
shows! They ain't trash!
They be quality!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSay there, sprat...pressButton Would ye
say yer livin' yer dream
right now?

reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYar har har har har!pause
Sorry if I startled ye!
'Twere a bold question to
be launchin' like that!
reactionpauseIt's just that, well, fer mepause.pause.pause.
I wore me a fair number o'
hats before settlin' into
this gig here...
A quiet life ain't a bad
thing, nar...reactionpausebut chase them
dreams while yer young.pause
It be yer time to be bold!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYar, pausecity be comin' uppause.pause.pause.pause
Sorry fer swampin' yer
bilge with such serious
blabberin'...
reactionJust pretend ye didn't
hear nothin' at all. Just ol'
Kapp'n chattin' to his own
self, is all.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseI gots to say, sprat...pressButton
reactionpauseYe look mighty young. Are
ye a student, p'raps?

reactionYar har har har HAR!pause
Arrr, to be young again.pause
Youth be a treasure greater
than any under the sea.
reactionWe get the short end,
matey. Lasses get ever
more lovely as they age,pause
but we lads get crustier.
reactionYar, pauseanyhow, here be the
city.pause Ye gots all yer affairs
in order there?

reactionThen off with ye, me wee
goby. Remember,pause the city
ain't just fer buyin' stuff...pause
It be fer makin' memories!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee sea bass.pause
Headin' out fer a date?


reactionLet's see herepause.pause.pause.pause I bet yer
the type o' lad that insists
on payin' fer everythin'...

reactionpauseAm I right, sprat?



reactionNar, ye don't look like a
man who'd abide splittin'
the billpause.pause.pause.

reactionpauseThough I sure be! I be cheap,
yar!


reactionpauseCity be comin' up here.pause
Are ye all set? Got yer nose
hairs under control?

reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseIf ye see any beauties in
the shops, tell 'em I said
"Arrrrrr!"

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSay there, ye cuttlefish.pressButton
reactionYe look mighty young,pause but
yer out livin' on yer own
in town,pause yar?
pauseYe wee little minnows...pause
Ye leave yer parents' nests
younger an' younger these
days, do ye not?
reactionpauseBack when I were a lad,
ye only moved out fer one
o' two things...a job or a
weddin'.
pause.pause.pause.pauseYar har,pause the times, they
do change, by garpause.pause.pause.


reactionpauseAh, pausecity be comin' up.pause
Do ye be havin' any tissues
on ye, sprat?pause Nar?

reactionWell, off ye go. Be a good
minnow an' call yer folks
sometime, will ye?

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, sprat,pause I see ye been
havin' a grand ol' time
playin' about in the citypause.pause.pause.pause

But know this! pauseSure as the
tides, there comes a time
when a man's got to settle
himself down.
reactionNow, me, pauseI likes me
freedom. I be like the sea,
lad, controlled by nobodypause.pause.pause.pause

reactionBut mark me words, sprat,
that tide'll come fer ye!pause
And when it do, ye'll have
some tough decisions, yar!
reactionWell, now, pausewe be about to
reach the citypause.pause.pause.pause Ye go raise
yerself a ruckus,pause but think
on me words, ye urchin.
reactionOh, an' tell the pretty
ladies I said "Garrrrrr!"

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSay there,pause ye look like a
healthy, sturdy lad.


pauseYar, I used to look tough
meself, but the tougher I
tried to look,pause the more I
fell apart inside, ye know?
reactionpauseI mean to say, when I were
young, pauseI'd arm-wrestle a
bear fer lookin' furrypause.pause.pause.pause
but it took a toll...
reactionpauseWater under the boat,
though. pauseThe city ain't far...pause
Ye need to give yerself a
once-over before ye go?
reactionDon't ye push yerself too
hard out there, with yer
scamperin' and hollerin'!pause
Take care o' yerself!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, ye wee oyster.pressButton
reactionI didn't notice 'til just now,
but yer eyebrows be some
kind o' strikin'.
pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, sprat, do ye trim 'em?



reactionI heard mad tales o' manly
men goin' to beauty salons
fer such treatment.

reactionpauseNot likely to be true, nar.pause
Though I could see a man
bein' seduced by the siren
song o' a cucumber facial.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseArr, pausewell look at that!
capitalizeLetterstring be upon us!pause
Me apologies fer gettin' all
surly about yer face fuzz.
reactionAll's I be sayin' is, don't
be overworryin' yer looks.
Worry on yer character
instead, ye puffer fish!

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Gar nowpause.pause.pause.pause What sort o' city
perfumery be that, sprat?
Ye smell like a field full o'
the finest flowers!
reactionYar har har har HARpause.pause.pause.pause
Me nose don't be lookin'
like much,pause but it be
sensitive!pause Oh, yar!
reactionI don't be carin' to know
whar ye picked up such a
smell,pause but if ye gots a girl,
yer in fer a fight at homepause.pause.pause.pause
reactionYe can't smell prettier than
yer lass, sprat. Nar, ye gots
to smell manly.pause Musky an' a
wee bit ripepause.pause.pause.pauselike me.
reactionpauseYe might want to scrub yer
pits on the bus 'fore we
reach ol' string...
Then ye'll smell like me!pause
reactionpauseArr, but ye be too late!
pauseWe be pullin' in now.


reactionpauseTough luck, sprat.pause P'raps
ye picked up a touch o'
manly stink on the ridepause.pause.pause.pause
Pray that be good enough!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseHow be the city,pause sprat?



reactionDid yer fancified dudspause set
them city folk to oohin' an'
aahin'?

reactionCity types be lovin' them
pricey clothes, oh yarpause.pause.pause.pause
I be there one minute, I feel
like hidin' under the bridge.
reactionI bet it'll be good to get
back to string an'
finally relax yer standards,
pauseeh, me wee troutfish?
reactionpauseWould ye look at that?pause
We be almost there.


reactionPromise me ye'll unwind
back home. Yar, throw on
some sweatpants or the
like.pause Get comfy, sprat!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, me wee clam.pause
Aren't ye a dapper lad!


reactionpauseYar har har,pause a young
sprat lookin' as ye do... Ye
must be settin' yer troll
lines fer a fine city lass!
pauseYe best fish smart, lad.pause
City girls be a fine sight fer
the eyes, to be sure, but...pause
yer a country lad, yar?
reactionYe gots to be sure a lass
won't run fer the hills when
she sees that drafty tree
fort ye be livin' in!
reactionpauseOr maybe ye gots a country
estate, what do I know...pause
I'll leave ye be fer the rest
o' the trip to string.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseArr, I mean, I WOULD be
doin' that,pause but we just
reached yer town.

reactionYe think on what I told ye,
though, yar?pause Yar.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseWhat news o' the city,
sprat?pressButtonreactionpause Any goin's-on that
might be o' interest?

reactionYar, ye know what I meanpause.pause.pause.pause
Like celebrities on a date
orpause.pause.pause.celebrities doin'
anythin' at all?
reactionpauseWhen yer in me line o'
work, passengers get to
rumorin',pause and I get to
listenin' with both ears.
pauseEvery now an' then I'll hear
a juicy bit that might show
up on one o' me beloved
gossip shows, ye know?
reactionYar now, pausestring ahoy!
This be yer stop, sprat.pressButton
Gar, guess I gots to wait
fer any good gossip.
reactionIf ye remember any choice
bits, pausedo an old salt a favorpause
an' give it up the next time
ye ride the bus!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSay, me wee troutlet...pause
Ye be positively beamin'!


reactionpauseDid somethin' in that city
fill ye with hope?pause Did ye
live just a little bit o' yer
life's dream?
pauseWell then, sprat, pausenext time,
remember that it be yer
turn to help someone else
chase THEIR dreams.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseGar,pause now how be THAT
fer the wholesome advice?reactionpause
I gots me moments, yar!

reactionpauseWell, pausewe be arrivin' in
string real soon, lad.
Glad to see ye enjoy
spendin' time on me bus.
reactionNext time ye ride, feel free
to call me "buddy." pauseYar, it
be fine by me.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseWell,pause how'd the city treat
ye, me wee chowderfish?


reactionpauseYer smile be just about ear
to earpause.pause.pause.pause I take it ye bumped
into a cute lass?

reactionpauseArr, lasses. pauseI don't be
understandin' 'em, but gar
if I could live without 'empause.pause.pause.

reactionpauseCourse, p'raps they be
wishin' they could make
sense o' us gents as well,
pauseright, sprat?
reactionpauseLooks like we be about to
cruise into string!pause
That be some good bondin'
we just did, yar?
reactionYar, well, stay manly an'
mysterious, sprat! pauseWe gots
to keep the lasses on their
wee little toes!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy there, little scallop.pressButton
reactionpauseHow be the city?


pauseYe meet up with a girl that
tickle yer fancy?


reactionpauseYoung folks be so picky
about who they be datin'
these dayspause.pause.pause.

reactionIf ye be lookin' only fer
perfection, good lasses will
pass ye bypause.pause.pause.pauseand ye know it
be true since I be sayin' it.
pause.pause.pause.reactionpauseI'd love to keep schoolin'
ye on this,pause but we be
pullin' into string.

reactionThat be enough fer now.pause
I'll learn ye some more next
time, ye wee wigglefish.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, ye wee tuna.pressButton
reactionpauseWhat news ye got o' the
city?pause Bustlin', as usual?

reactionpauseDid ye see lots o' kids?pause
I be tough, yar, but me
heart melts when I see a
tot out with his folks.
pauseThem parents, usin' every
trick in the book to please
this li'l guy, wavin' his
chubby fists around...
reactionYar, I know the feelin'! pauseI
gots meself a wee nephew,
an' the sprat be cute as a
bean when he ain't yellin'.
reactionAnyway, pausestring be
just seconds away, sprat!pause
Once yer home, get yerself
into bed double quick, yar?
reactionOh, an' call yer parents
once in a while, ye carp.pause
I be sure they worry.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee snackfish.pressButton
reactionpauseHow be city life?pause Crowded?


reactionpauseEver since buses started
runnin',pause the city be teemin'
with visitors like a fish-
feedin' frenzy!
pauseYar, every day me bus fills
with new faces. All them
passengers, all holdin' their
own dreams an' ideaspause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseThat be why I took this job!pause
To help 'em all grab hold o'
their dreams! reactionpauseYo ho ho, an'
a grab on that dream!
reactionpauseWell, sprat, we be nigh on
stringpause.pause.pause.pause Must have
caught us a good tailwind...pause
We be early!
reactionMake sure ye didn't leave
nothin'.pause 'Cept yer wallet.pause
Ye can leave that if ye
want, by gar!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseWell ahoy there, matey.pressButton
reactionpauseYe gots a familiar face...pause
Yar, ain't ye the lad that
moved to town a time ago?
reactionSo I takes it...pausethis be yer
maiden voyage to the city?fun_07
Yar!
Nar, I've been!

2

Yar har har!pause Ho, I knew it!pause
Yer like a fresh minnow,
awigglin' into the net o'
the city fer the first time!
reactionpauseAnyone could tell just by
peepin' at yer fancy dudspause.pause.pause.pause
Yer lookin' to dazzle folk
with yer swigger-swagger!

3

Har,pause now there be no call
to play the smooth card fer
ol' Kapp'n, ye urchin.

reactionpauseI know a thing or three.pause
An' one o' those things I
know is that you ain't no
city slicker! Nar!

4

Oh, the tale's been told a
thousand times the same!pause
A proud country boy thinks
he can tame the citypause.pause.pause.
reactionI seen that type before, ye
wee grouper, an' if ye carry
an attitude like that, the
city'll gobble ye up!
Oh yar, pausedon't think it hasn't
happened before, an' to
bigger fish than yepause.pause.pause.

reactionpauseAh, city ho! pauseYe wanted to
look the city in its eye, ye
got it.pause It looms ahead an'
awaits yer grand entrance.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseNow off ye go, ye young
snapper. Don't ye go
disappointin' me, now!
Come back a big fish!

5

Yarpause.pause.pause.pause Say there, sprat...pressButton
reactionpauseYe rode me bus the other
day, didn't ye?

reactionYar, I remember ye well.pause
A wee squidlet dressed to
woo in the land's finest
fripperypause.pause.pause.pause
reactionAn' here ye be again, which
means but one thingpause.pause.pause.


reactionpauseYar har! pauseOh, ye gots the
taste o' the city on yer
nibbly buds, don't ye? I'd
lay a bet to it, I would!
reactionThe city be a fine place, to
be surepause.pause.pause.pause Such eatables!pause
An' the ladies, me young
crablet! pauseThe LADIES!
pauseYe just remember to look
sharp out there, sprat.pause


reactionpauseWe be about to dock on the
city's golden shores!


reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYe just remember to
conduct yerself respectably
out there, ye wee loach.pause
Mind yer Ps an' Qs!

6

Hold just a moment, nowpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseYer facepause.pause.pause.pause Ye rode me bus
out to the big city earlier,pause
did ye not?
reactionpauseYar har har, pauseit WAS ye!
Nar, I could never forget
yer big, googly eyes, all
sparklin' with adventure!
reactionSo, tell me, pausehow'd ye fare?pause
In the city, is me meanin'pause.pause.pause.


reactionWere it a shock to yer
system? City livin' took the
wind from out yer sails,
did it?
pause.pause.pause.pauseYar har, pauseno shame in that,
me wee sturgeon. pauseFirst
nibble o' the city tends to
give most folks a bellyache.
reactionpauseWell, look lively, sprat,pause
'cause we ain't far from
good ol' string now.
pause.pause.pause.pauseBack to life, eh, matey?
reactionTry to get a hot meal in ye
when ye get home,pause will ye?
pauseYe gots to keep yer
strength up, ye jellyfish!

7

pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, pausehow'd yer fortunes
fare in thar?pressButton reactionpauseIn the city,
is what I meanpause.pause.pause.

reactionpauseYe feelin' like ye'll be the
talk o' the town right soon?


pauseLet me tell ye, me wee
scallywag, from here ye
don't even look like the talk
o' the BUSpause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseNar, but don't ye fret on it,
even if ye didn't exactly
distinguish yerself. pauseNo one
gets it right the first time.
reactionAn' besides, there always
be a grin to be found at
home, reactionan' we ain't too far
from string now.
reactionGet some proper grub in ye
when ye get home,pause yar?
pauseA man's got to rely on his
strength, ye hear me?!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar, pausetell me somethin',
ye fragrant mudskipper...pressButton
reactionpauseIs me nose gone mad, or
are ye wearin' cologne?
reactionpauseYe are, ye fancy-pants!pause
Gettin' yerself all polished
for the lasses, are ye?

reactionpauseYe slippery trout! Start
smellin' nice an' talkin'
glib... pauseYer glib, ain't ye?pause
Yar, I bet yer glib.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseWell, me fancy fellow, pausethe
city be just past the bend!pause
Let's hope yer lines are
more subtle than yer smell.
reactionRemember, smooth talkin'
an' sweet smellin' ain't
gonna win ye a nice lass.pause
Ye gots to be a gentleman!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar, welcome aboard...pressButton
reactionpauseAn' welcome aboard to yer
hair, too. pauseAin't that a style
fer the ages!
reactionpauseMight ye be aimin' to get
yer photo taken fer one o'
them, pauseye know,pause street-
fashion magazines?
reactionIt's a fine goal, sprat, an'
don't let anyone tell ye
different! pauseNothin' wrong
with a bit o' struttin'!
reactionpauseBelieve me, before ye know
it, ye'll be buttoned up
an' borin' an' wonderin'
whar the fashions be.
reactionNar, but forget it, pausethe city
be comin' into sight. pausereactionKeep
bus fare in one pocket, an'
with the rest o' yer cash...
Live boldly, sprat!pause Spend
as much as ye want, an'
don't ye dare regret it!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, ye squidlet.pause
Do ye be headin' to the
city to propose to yer lass?

reactionYar har har har HAR!pause
Just a wee joke, sprat.
pressButtonreactionYe looked so peppy, I had
to trim yer sails a touch.
reactionI mean, look at ye. pauseYer but
a minnow. reactionpauseFar too young to
be thinkin' on marriage.

reactionNow, pauseat the ready, sprat.
The city ain't far.pause Ye
remember to smooth them
eyebrows? pauseYar? pauseGar.
reactionYe look alive out there.pause
Ye might meet yer future
bride after all!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy there, me wee fry.pause
I gots a question for ye.
Do ye like celebrity gossip?

reactionpauseYar, me, meself, I can't get
enough o' the stuff.pause On me
day off, I'm in front o' me
TV, watchin' it 'til dark.
reactionpauseCall it an ol' sea salt's
hunch, butpause.pause.pause.pauseme gut tells me
a certain star couple be
about to tie the knot!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseGar, pausejust look at that!
We be bellyin' up to the
city. An' the conversation
were about to get juicy!
reactionpauseWell, ye can always catch
uppause by tunin' into them
shows! They ain't trash!
They be quality!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSay there, sprat...pressButton Would ye
say yer livin' yer dream
right now?

reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYar har har har har!pause
Sorry if I startled ye!
'Twere a bold question to
be launchin' like that!
reactionpauseIt's just that, well, fer mepause.pause.pause.
I wore me a fair number o'
hats before settlin' into
this gig here...
A quiet life ain't a bad
thing, nar...reactionpausebut chase them
dreams while yer young.pause
It be yer time to be bold!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYar, pausecity be comin' uppause.pause.pause.pause
Sorry fer swampin' yer
bilge with such serious
blabberin'...
reactionJust pretend ye didn't
hear nothin' at all. Just ol'
Kapp'n chattin' to his own
self, is all.

16

pause.pause.pause.pauseI gots to say, sprat...pressButton
reactionpauseYe look mighty young. Are
ye a student, p'raps?

reactionYar har har har HAR!pause
Arrr, to be young again.pause
Youth be a treasure greater
than any under the sea.
reactionWe get the short end,
matey. Lasses get ever
more lovely as they age,pause
but we lads get crustier.
reactionYar, pauseanyhow, here be the
city.pause Ye gots all yer affairs
in order there?

reactionThen off with ye, me wee
goby. Remember,pause the city
ain't just fer buyin' stuff...pause
It be fer makin' memories!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee sea bass.pause
Headin' out fer a date?


reactionLet's see herepause.pause.pause.pause I bet yer
the type o' lad that insists
on payin' fer everythin'...

reactionpauseAm I right, sprat?



reactionNar, ye don't look like a
man who'd abide splittin'
the billpause.pause.pause.

reactionpauseThough I sure be! I be cheap,
yar!


reactionpauseCity be comin' up here.pause
Are ye all set? Got yer nose
hairs under control?

reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseIf ye see any beauties in
the shops, tell 'em I said
"Arrrrrr!"

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSay there, ye cuttlefish.pressButton
reactionYe look mighty young,pause but
yer out livin' on yer own
in town,pause yar?
pauseYe wee little minnows...pause
Ye leave yer parents' nests
younger an' younger these
days, do ye not?
reactionpauseBack when I were a lad,
ye only moved out fer one
o' two things...a job or a
weddin'.
pause.pause.pause.pauseYar har,pause the times, they
do change, by garpause.pause.pause.


reactionpauseAh, pausecity be comin' up.pause
Do ye be havin' any tissues
on ye, sprat?pause Nar?

reactionWell, off ye go. Be a good
minnow an' call yer folks
sometime, will ye?

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, sprat,pause I see ye been
havin' a grand ol' time
playin' about in the citypause.pause.pause.pause

But know this! pauseSure as the
tides, there comes a time
when a man's got to settle
himself down.
reactionNow, me, pauseI likes me
freedom. I be like the sea,
lad, controlled by nobodypause.pause.pause.pause

reactionBut mark me words, sprat,
that tide'll come fer ye!pause
And when it do, ye'll have
some tough decisions, yar!
reactionWell, now, pausewe be about to
reach the citypause.pause.pause.pause Ye go raise
yerself a ruckus,pause but think
on me words, ye urchin.
reactionOh, an' tell the pretty
ladies I said "Garrrrrr!"

20

pause.pause.pause.pauseSay there,pause ye look like a
healthy, sturdy lad.


pauseYar, I used to look tough
meself, but the tougher I
tried to look,pause the more I
fell apart inside, ye know?
reactionpauseI mean to say, when I were
young, pauseI'd arm-wrestle a
bear fer lookin' furrypause.pause.pause.pause
but it took a toll...
reactionpauseWater under the boat,
though. pauseThe city ain't far...pause
Ye need to give yerself a
once-over before ye go?
reactionDon't ye push yerself too
hard out there, with yer
scamperin' and hollerin'!pause
Take care o' yerself!

21

pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, ye wee oyster.pressButton
reactionI didn't notice 'til just now,
but yer eyebrows be some
kind o' strikin'.
pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, sprat, do ye trim 'em?



reactionI heard mad tales o' manly
men goin' to beauty salons
fer such treatment.

reactionpauseNot likely to be true, nar.pause
Though I could see a man
bein' seduced by the siren
song o' a cucumber facial.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseArr, pausewell look at that!
capitalizeLetterstring be upon us!pause
Me apologies fer gettin' all
surly about yer face fuzz.
reactionAll's I be sayin' is, don't
be overworryin' yer looks.
Worry on yer character
instead, ye puffer fish!

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Gar nowpause.pause.pause.pause What sort o' city
perfumery be that, sprat?
Ye smell like a field full o'
the finest flowers!
reactionYar har har har HARpause.pause.pause.pause
Me nose don't be lookin'
like much,pause but it be
sensitive!pause Oh, yar!
reactionI don't be carin' to know
whar ye picked up such a
smell,pause but if ye gots a girl,
yer in fer a fight at homepause.pause.pause.pause
reactionYe can't smell prettier than
yer lass, sprat. Nar, ye gots
to smell manly.pause Musky an' a
wee bit ripepause.pause.pause.pauselike me.
reactionpauseYe might want to scrub yer
pits on the bus 'fore we
reach ol' string...
Then ye'll smell like me!pause
reactionpauseArr, but ye be too late!
pauseWe be pullin' in now.


reactionpauseTough luck, sprat.pause P'raps
ye picked up a touch o'
manly stink on the ridepause.pause.pause.pause
Pray that be good enough!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseHow be the city,pause sprat?



reactionDid yer fancified dudspause set
them city folk to oohin' an'
aahin'?

reactionCity types be lovin' them
pricey clothes, oh yarpause.pause.pause.pause
I be there one minute, I feel
like hidin' under the bridge.
reactionI bet it'll be good to get
back to string an'
finally relax yer standards,
pauseeh, me wee troutfish?
reactionpauseWould ye look at that?pause
We be almost there.


reactionPromise me ye'll unwind
back home. Yar, throw on
some sweatpants or the
like.pause Get comfy, sprat!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, me wee clam.pause
Aren't ye a dapper lad!


reactionpauseYar har har,pause a young
sprat lookin' as ye do... Ye
must be settin' yer troll
lines fer a fine city lass!
pauseYe best fish smart, lad.pause
City girls be a fine sight fer
the eyes, to be sure, but...pause
yer a country lad, yar?
reactionYe gots to be sure a lass
won't run fer the hills when
she sees that drafty tree
fort ye be livin' in!
reactionpauseOr maybe ye gots a country
estate, what do I know...pause
I'll leave ye be fer the rest
o' the trip to string.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseArr, I mean, I WOULD be
doin' that,pause but we just
reached yer town.

reactionYe think on what I told ye,
though, yar?pause Yar.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseWhat news o' the city,
sprat?pressButtonreactionpause Any goin's-on that
might be o' interest?

reactionYar, ye know what I meanpause.pause.pause.pause
Like celebrities on a date
orpause.pause.pause.celebrities doin'
anythin' at all?
reactionpauseWhen yer in me line o'
work, passengers get to
rumorin',pause and I get to
listenin' with both ears.
pauseEvery now an' then I'll hear
a juicy bit that might show
up on one o' me beloved
gossip shows, ye know?
reactionYar now, pausestring ahoy!
This be yer stop, sprat.pressButton
Gar, guess I gots to wait
fer any good gossip.
reactionIf ye remember any choice
bits, pausedo an old salt a favorpause
an' give it up the next time
ye ride the bus!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSay, me wee troutlet...pause
Ye be positively beamin'!


reactionpauseDid somethin' in that city
fill ye with hope?pause Did ye
live just a little bit o' yer
life's dream?
pauseWell then, sprat, pausenext time,
remember that it be yer
turn to help someone else
chase THEIR dreams.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseGar,pause now how be THAT
fer the wholesome advice?reactionpause
I gots me moments, yar!

reactionpauseWell, pausewe be arrivin' in
string real soon, lad.
Glad to see ye enjoy
spendin' time on me bus.
reactionNext time ye ride, feel free
to call me "buddy." pauseYar, it
be fine by me.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseWell,pause how'd the city treat
ye, me wee chowderfish?


reactionpauseYer smile be just about ear
to earpause.pause.pause.pause I take it ye bumped
into a cute lass?

reactionpauseArr, lasses. pauseI don't be
understandin' 'em, but gar
if I could live without 'empause.pause.pause.

reactionpauseCourse, p'raps they be
wishin' they could make
sense o' us gents as well,
pauseright, sprat?
reactionpauseLooks like we be about to
cruise into string!pause
That be some good bondin'
we just did, yar?
reactionYar, well, stay manly an'
mysterious, sprat! pauseWe gots
to keep the lasses on their
wee little toes!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy there, little scallop.pressButton
reactionpauseHow be the city?


pauseYe meet up with a girl that
tickle yer fancy?


reactionpauseYoung folks be so picky
about who they be datin'
these dayspause.pause.pause.

reactionIf ye be lookin' only fer
perfection, good lasses will
pass ye bypause.pause.pause.pauseand ye know it
be true since I be sayin' it.
pause.pause.pause.reactionpauseI'd love to keep schoolin'
ye on this,pause but we be
pullin' into string.

reactionThat be enough fer now.pause
I'll learn ye some more next
time, ye wee wigglefish.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, ye wee tuna.pressButton
reactionpauseWhat news ye got o' the
city?pause Bustlin', as usual?

reactionpauseDid ye see lots o' kids?pause
I be tough, yar, but me
heart melts when I see a
tot out with his folks.
pauseThem parents, usin' every
trick in the book to please
this li'l guy, wavin' his
chubby fists around...
reactionYar, I know the feelin'! pauseI
gots meself a wee nephew,
an' the sprat be cute as a
bean when he ain't yellin'.
reactionAnyway, pausestring be
just seconds away, sprat!pause
Once yer home, get yerself
into bed double quick, yar?
reactionOh, an' call yer parents
once in a while, ye carp.pause
I be sure they worry.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee snackfish.pressButton
reactionpauseHow be city life?pause Crowded?


reactionpauseEver since buses started
runnin',pause the city be teemin'
with visitors like a fish-
feedin' frenzy!
pauseYar, every day me bus fills
with new faces. All them
passengers, all holdin' their
own dreams an' ideaspause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseThat be why I took this job!pause
To help 'em all grab hold o'
their dreams! reactionpauseYo ho ho, an'
a grab on that dream!
reactionpauseWell, sprat, we be nigh on
stringpause.pause.pause.pause Must have
caught us a good tailwind...pause
We be early!
reactionMake sure ye didn't leave
nothin'.pause 'Cept yer wallet.pause
Ye can leave that if ye
want, by gar!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseWell ahoy there, matey.pressButton
reactionpauseYe gots a familiar face...pause
Yar, ain't ye the lad that
moved to town a time ago?
reactionSo I takes it...pausethis be yer
maiden voyage to the city?fun_07
Yar!
Nar, I've been!

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Yar har har!pause Ho, I knew it!pause
Yer like a fresh minnow,
awigglin' into the net o'
the city fer the first time!
reactionpauseAnyone could tell just by
peepin' at yer fancy dudspause.pause.pause.pause
Yer lookin' to dazzle folk
with yer swigger-swagger!

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Har,pause now there be no call
to play the smooth card fer
ol' Kapp'n, ye urchin.

reactionpauseI know a thing or three.pause
An' one o' those things I
know is that you ain't no
city slicker! Nar!

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Oh, the tale's been told a
thousand times the same!pause
A proud country boy thinks
he can tame the citypause.pause.pause.
reactionI seen that type before, ye
wee grouper, an' if ye carry
an attitude like that, the
city'll gobble ye up!
Oh yar, pausedon't think it hasn't
happened before, an' to
bigger fish than yepause.pause.pause.

reactionpauseAh, city ho! pauseYe wanted to
look the city in its eye, ye
got it.pause It looms ahead an'
awaits yer grand entrance.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseNow off ye go, ye young
snapper. Don't ye go
disappointin' me, now!
Come back a big fish!

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Yarpause.pause.pause.pause Say there, sprat...pressButton
reactionpauseYe rode me bus the other
day, didn't ye?

reactionYar, I remember ye well.pause
A wee squidlet dressed to
woo in the land's finest
fripperypause.pause.pause.pause
reactionAn' here ye be again, which
means but one thingpause.pause.pause.


reactionpauseYar har! pauseOh, ye gots the
taste o' the city on yer
nibbly buds, don't ye? I'd
lay a bet to it, I would!
reactionThe city be a fine place, to
be surepause.pause.pause.pause Such eatables!pause
An' the ladies, me young
crablet! pauseThe LADIES!
pauseYe just remember to look
sharp out there, sprat.pause


reactionpauseWe be about to dock on the
city's golden shores!


reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYe just remember to
conduct yerself respectably
out there, ye wee loach.pause
Mind yer Ps an' Qs!

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Hold just a moment, nowpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseYer facepause.pause.pause.pause Ye rode me bus
out to the big city earlier,pause
did ye not?
reactionpauseYar har har, pauseit WAS ye!
Nar, I could never forget
yer big, googly eyes, all
sparklin' with adventure!
reactionSo, tell me, pausehow'd ye fare?pause
In the city, is me meanin'pause.pause.pause.


reactionWere it a shock to yer
system? City livin' took the
wind from out yer sails,
did it?
pause.pause.pause.pauseYar har, pauseno shame in that,
me wee sturgeon. pauseFirst
nibble o' the city tends to
give most folks a bellyache.
reactionpauseWell, look lively, sprat,pause
'cause we ain't far from
good ol' string now.
pause.pause.pause.pauseBack to life, eh, matey?
reactionTry to get a hot meal in ye
when ye get home,pause will ye?
pauseYe gots to keep yer
strength up, ye jellyfish!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, pausehow'd yer fortunes
fare in thar?pressButton reactionpauseIn the city,
is what I meanpause.pause.pause.

reactionpauseYe feelin' like ye'll be the
talk o' the town right soon?


pauseLet me tell ye, me wee
scallywag, from here ye
don't even look like the talk
o' the BUSpause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseNar, but don't ye fret on it,
even if ye didn't exactly
distinguish yerself. pauseNo one
gets it right the first time.
reactionAn' besides, there always
be a grin to be found at
home, reactionan' we ain't too far
from string now.
reactionGet some proper grub in ye
when ye get home,pause yar?
pauseA man's got to rely on his
strength, ye hear me?!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar, pausetell me somethin',
ye fragrant mudskipper...pressButton
reactionpauseIs me nose gone mad, or
are ye wearin' cologne?
reactionpauseYe are, ye fancy-pants!pause
Gettin' yerself all polished
for the lasses, are ye?

reactionpauseYe slippery trout! Start
smellin' nice an' talkin'
glib... pauseYer glib, ain't ye?pause
Yar, I bet yer glib.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseWell, me fancy fellow, pausethe
city be just past the bend!pause
Let's hope yer lines are
more subtle than yer smell.
reactionRemember, smooth talkin'
an' sweet smellin' ain't
gonna win ye a nice lass.pause
Ye gots to be a gentleman!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar, welcome aboard...pressButton
reactionpauseAn' welcome aboard to yer
hair, too. pauseAin't that a style
fer the ages!
reactionpauseMight ye be aimin' to get
yer photo taken fer one o'
them, pauseye know,pause street-
fashion magazines?
reactionIt's a fine goal, sprat, an'
don't let anyone tell ye
different! pauseNothin' wrong
with a bit o' struttin'!
reactionpauseBelieve me, before ye know
it, ye'll be buttoned up
an' borin' an' wonderin'
whar the fashions be.
reactionNar, but forget it, pausethe city
be comin' into sight. pausereactionKeep
bus fare in one pocket, an'
with the rest o' yer cash...
Live boldly, sprat!pause Spend
as much as ye want, an'
don't ye dare regret it!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, ye squidlet.pause
Do ye be headin' to the
city to propose to yer lass?

reactionYar har har har HAR!pause
Just a wee joke, sprat.
pressButtonreactionYe looked so peppy, I had
to trim yer sails a touch.
reactionI mean, look at ye. pauseYer but
a minnow. reactionpauseFar too young to
be thinkin' on marriage.

reactionNow, pauseat the ready, sprat.
The city ain't far.pause Ye
remember to smooth them
eyebrows? pauseYar? pauseGar.
reactionYe look alive out there.pause
Ye might meet yer future
bride after all!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy there, me wee fry.pause
I gots a question for ye.
Do ye like celebrity gossip?

reactionpauseYar, me, meself, I can't get
enough o' the stuff.pause On me
day off, I'm in front o' me
TV, watchin' it 'til dark.
reactionpauseCall it an ol' sea salt's
hunch, butpause.pause.pause.pauseme gut tells me
a certain star couple be
about to tie the knot!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseGar, pausejust look at that!
We be bellyin' up to the
city. An' the conversation
were about to get juicy!
reactionpauseWell, ye can always catch
uppause by tunin' into them
shows! They ain't trash!
They be quality!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSay there, sprat...pressButton Would ye
say yer livin' yer dream
right now?

reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYar har har har har!pause
Sorry if I startled ye!
'Twere a bold question to
be launchin' like that!
reactionpauseIt's just that, well, fer mepause.pause.pause.
I wore me a fair number o'
hats before settlin' into
this gig here...
A quiet life ain't a bad
thing, nar...reactionpausebut chase them
dreams while yer young.pause
It be yer time to be bold!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYar, pausecity be comin' uppause.pause.pause.pause
Sorry fer swampin' yer
bilge with such serious
blabberin'...
reactionJust pretend ye didn't
hear nothin' at all. Just ol'
Kapp'n chattin' to his own
self, is all.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseI gots to say, sprat...pressButton
reactionpauseYe look mighty young. Are
ye a student, p'raps?

reactionYar har har har HAR!pause
Arrr, to be young again.pause
Youth be a treasure greater
than any under the sea.
reactionWe get the short end,
matey. Lasses get ever
more lovely as they age,pause
but we lads get crustier.
reactionYar, pauseanyhow, here be the
city.pause Ye gots all yer affairs
in order there?

reactionThen off with ye, me wee
goby. Remember,pause the city
ain't just fer buyin' stuff...pause
It be fer makin' memories!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee sea bass.pause
Headin' out fer a date?


reactionLet's see herepause.pause.pause.pause I bet yer
the type o' lad that insists
on payin' fer everythin'...

reactionpauseAm I right, sprat?



reactionNar, ye don't look like a
man who'd abide splittin'
the billpause.pause.pause.

reactionpauseThough I sure be! I be cheap,
yar!


reactionpauseCity be comin' up here.pause
Are ye all set? Got yer nose
hairs under control?

reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseIf ye see any beauties in
the shops, tell 'em I said
"Arrrrrr!"

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSay there, ye cuttlefish.pressButton
reactionYe look mighty young,pause but
yer out livin' on yer own
in town,pause yar?
pauseYe wee little minnows...pause
Ye leave yer parents' nests
younger an' younger these
days, do ye not?
reactionpauseBack when I were a lad,
ye only moved out fer one
o' two things...a job or a
weddin'.
pause.pause.pause.pauseYar har,pause the times, they
do change, by garpause.pause.pause.


reactionpauseAh, pausecity be comin' up.pause
Do ye be havin' any tissues
on ye, sprat?pause Nar?

reactionWell, off ye go. Be a good
minnow an' call yer folks
sometime, will ye?

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, sprat,pause I see ye been
havin' a grand ol' time
playin' about in the citypause.pause.pause.pause

But know this! pauseSure as the
tides, there comes a time
when a man's got to settle
himself down.
reactionNow, me, pauseI likes me
freedom. I be like the sea,
lad, controlled by nobodypause.pause.pause.pause

reactionBut mark me words, sprat,
that tide'll come fer ye!pause
And when it do, ye'll have
some tough decisions, yar!
reactionWell, now, pausewe be about to
reach the citypause.pause.pause.pause Ye go raise
yerself a ruckus,pause but think
on me words, ye urchin.
reactionOh, an' tell the pretty
ladies I said "Garrrrrr!"

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSay there,pause ye look like a
healthy, sturdy lad.


pauseYar, I used to look tough
meself, but the tougher I
tried to look,pause the more I
fell apart inside, ye know?
reactionpauseI mean to say, when I were
young, pauseI'd arm-wrestle a
bear fer lookin' furrypause.pause.pause.pause
but it took a toll...
reactionpauseWater under the boat,
though. pauseThe city ain't far...pause
Ye need to give yerself a
once-over before ye go?
reactionDon't ye push yerself too
hard out there, with yer
scamperin' and hollerin'!pause
Take care o' yerself!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, ye wee oyster.pressButton
reactionI didn't notice 'til just now,
but yer eyebrows be some
kind o' strikin'.
pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, sprat, do ye trim 'em?



reactionI heard mad tales o' manly
men goin' to beauty salons
fer such treatment.

reactionpauseNot likely to be true, nar.pause
Though I could see a man
bein' seduced by the siren
song o' a cucumber facial.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseArr, pausewell look at that!
capitalizeLetterstring be upon us!pause
Me apologies fer gettin' all
surly about yer face fuzz.
reactionAll's I be sayin' is, don't
be overworryin' yer looks.
Worry on yer character
instead, ye puffer fish!

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Gar nowpause.pause.pause.pause What sort o' city
perfumery be that, sprat?
Ye smell like a field full o'
the finest flowers!
reactionYar har har har HARpause.pause.pause.pause
Me nose don't be lookin'
like much,pause but it be
sensitive!pause Oh, yar!
reactionI don't be carin' to know
whar ye picked up such a
smell,pause but if ye gots a girl,
yer in fer a fight at homepause.pause.pause.pause
reactionYe can't smell prettier than
yer lass, sprat. Nar, ye gots
to smell manly.pause Musky an' a
wee bit ripepause.pause.pause.pauselike me.
reactionpauseYe might want to scrub yer
pits on the bus 'fore we
reach ol' string...
Then ye'll smell like me!pause
reactionpauseArr, but ye be too late!
pauseWe be pullin' in now.


reactionpauseTough luck, sprat.pause P'raps
ye picked up a touch o'
manly stink on the ridepause.pause.pause.pause
Pray that be good enough!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseHow be the city,pause sprat?



reactionDid yer fancified dudspause set
them city folk to oohin' an'
aahin'?

reactionCity types be lovin' them
pricey clothes, oh yarpause.pause.pause.pause
I be there one minute, I feel
like hidin' under the bridge.
reactionI bet it'll be good to get
back to string an'
finally relax yer standards,
pauseeh, me wee troutfish?
reactionpauseWould ye look at that?pause
We be almost there.


reactionPromise me ye'll unwind
back home. Yar, throw on
some sweatpants or the
like.pause Get comfy, sprat!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, me wee clam.pause
Aren't ye a dapper lad!


reactionpauseYar har har,pause a young
sprat lookin' as ye do... Ye
must be settin' yer troll
lines fer a fine city lass!
pauseYe best fish smart, lad.pause
City girls be a fine sight fer
the eyes, to be sure, but...pause
yer a country lad, yar?
reactionYe gots to be sure a lass
won't run fer the hills when
she sees that drafty tree
fort ye be livin' in!
reactionpauseOr maybe ye gots a country
estate, what do I know...pause
I'll leave ye be fer the rest
o' the trip to string.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseArr, I mean, I WOULD be
doin' that,pause but we just
reached yer town.

reactionYe think on what I told ye,
though, yar?pause Yar.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseWhat news o' the city,
sprat?pressButtonreactionpause Any goin's-on that
might be o' interest?

reactionYar, ye know what I meanpause.pause.pause.pause
Like celebrities on a date
orpause.pause.pause.celebrities doin'
anythin' at all?
reactionpauseWhen yer in me line o'
work, passengers get to
rumorin',pause and I get to
listenin' with both ears.
pauseEvery now an' then I'll hear
a juicy bit that might show
up on one o' me beloved
gossip shows, ye know?
reactionYar now, pausestring ahoy!
This be yer stop, sprat.pressButton
Gar, guess I gots to wait
fer any good gossip.
reactionIf ye remember any choice
bits, pausedo an old salt a favorpause
an' give it up the next time
ye ride the bus!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSay, me wee troutlet...pause
Ye be positively beamin'!


reactionpauseDid somethin' in that city
fill ye with hope?pause Did ye
live just a little bit o' yer
life's dream?
pauseWell then, sprat, pausenext time,
remember that it be yer
turn to help someone else
chase THEIR dreams.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseGar,pause now how be THAT
fer the wholesome advice?reactionpause
I gots me moments, yar!

reactionpauseWell, pausewe be arrivin' in
string real soon, lad.
Glad to see ye enjoy
spendin' time on me bus.
reactionNext time ye ride, feel free
to call me "buddy." pauseYar, it
be fine by me.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseWell,pause how'd the city treat
ye, me wee chowderfish?


reactionpauseYer smile be just about ear
to earpause.pause.pause.pause I take it ye bumped
into a cute lass?

reactionpauseArr, lasses. pauseI don't be
understandin' 'em, but gar
if I could live without 'empause.pause.pause.

reactionpauseCourse, p'raps they be
wishin' they could make
sense o' us gents as well,
pauseright, sprat?
reactionpauseLooks like we be about to
cruise into string!pause
That be some good bondin'
we just did, yar?
reactionYar, well, stay manly an'
mysterious, sprat! pauseWe gots
to keep the lasses on their
wee little toes!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy there, little scallop.pressButton
reactionpauseHow be the city?


pauseYe meet up with a girl that
tickle yer fancy?


reactionpauseYoung folks be so picky
about who they be datin'
these dayspause.pause.pause.

reactionIf ye be lookin' only fer
perfection, good lasses will
pass ye bypause.pause.pause.pauseand ye know it
be true since I be sayin' it.
pause.pause.pause.reactionpauseI'd love to keep schoolin'
ye on this,pause but we be
pullin' into string.

reactionThat be enough fer now.pause
I'll learn ye some more next
time, ye wee wigglefish.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, ye wee tuna.pressButton
reactionpauseWhat news ye got o' the
city?pause Bustlin', as usual?

reactionpauseDid ye see lots o' kids?pause
I be tough, yar, but me
heart melts when I see a
tot out with his folks.
pauseThem parents, usin' every
trick in the book to please
this li'l guy, wavin' his
chubby fists around...
reactionYar, I know the feelin'! pauseI
gots meself a wee nephew,
an' the sprat be cute as a
bean when he ain't yellin'.
reactionAnyway, pausestring be
just seconds away, sprat!pause
Once yer home, get yerself
into bed double quick, yar?
reactionOh, an' call yer parents
once in a while, ye carp.pause
I be sure they worry.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee snackfish.pressButton
reactionpauseHow be city life?pause Crowded?


reactionpauseEver since buses started
runnin',pause the city be teemin'
with visitors like a fish-
feedin' frenzy!
pauseYar, every day me bus fills
with new faces. All them
passengers, all holdin' their
own dreams an' ideaspause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseThat be why I took this job!pause
To help 'em all grab hold o'
their dreams! reactionpauseYo ho ho, an'
a grab on that dream!
reactionpauseWell, sprat, we be nigh on
stringpause.pause.pause.pause Must have
caught us a good tailwind...pause
We be early!
reactionMake sure ye didn't leave
nothin'.pause 'Cept yer wallet.pause
Ye can leave that if ye
want, by gar!

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