Script: [Normal] npc_1_FU / FU_Town_Theater

1

Why do I even bother going
to his shows!?pause There's five
minutes of my life I'll never
get back, pausestringpause.pause.pause.

2

Do I actually feelpause sorry for
him after that terrible so-
called comedy routine of
his,pause string?

3

Normally, there's nothing
worth laughing at in his
"comedy" routinepause.pause.pause.

But when all his jokes fell
flat, the look on his face
just cracked me up,
pausestring!

4

I can't believe it! I think he
might have accidentally
told a funny joke,
pausestring!

5

Ugh!pause I can't believe I
actually paid money for
that,pause string!

6

What if he's actually really
funny, and I just don't get
it, pausestringpause.pause.pause.

7

So then he says, "Sorry,
ma'am, but the duck stays
with me"pause.pause.pause.

Is that his idea of a
punch line,pause string?

8

I used up the last of my
spending money to see that
loser tell his "jokes"pause.pause.pause.

9

You could tell he wanted
us to laugh at that car
crash of a joke, but we
were allpause.pause.pause.pausewhatever.

10

I'm so happy the show's
over! For a while, I thought
it was going to last forever.

Hmpause.pause.pause.pause Now, what should I
do with the rest of my day,
pausestring?

11

Was that comedy? Because
I honestly didn't see
anything worth laughing
at, pausestring.

12

Maybe colorShrunkcolor is some sort
of performance artist, and
his art is to tell awful jokes
and watch our reactionpause.pause.pause.pause
But maybe I'm giving him
too much credit,pause
string!

13

My friend and I snuck out
during intermission. We're
free, pausestring!

14

Hrmpause.pause.pause.pause I can't tell if I didn't
get the joke colorShrunkcolor was
trying to tell or if there just
wasn't a joke to getpause.pause.pause.

15

I laughed at one of
colorShrunkcolor's jokes.pause What does
that say about MY sense
of humor?

16

I used to love stand-up
comedypause.pause.pause.pauseuntil I met
colorShrunkcolor.

17

Today's performance was
deliciously bad.


I just wishpause all his
performances were this
awful, pausestringpause.pause.pause.

18

That colorShrunkcolor is SO boring.
I started nodding off
halfway through, and now,
I can't wake uppause.pause.pause.

19

I'm finally out of that
awful show,pause and the world
has never looked more
lovely, pausestring!

20

Whenever I see colorShrunk
colortotally flub a punch line,pause it
makes my day just a little
better,pause string.

21

I came here because I
thought a little stand-up
might cheer me uppause.pause.pause.

And instead, I'm leaving
here furious that anyone
could think he was at all
funny,pause string!

22

I didn't know when to
laugh!pause I didn't know when I
was supposed to laugh,pause
string!

23

Oh!pause I hate it when people
see me coming out of the
theaterpause.pause.pause.

I'd be so embarrassed if
you thought I like this sort
of thing,pause string.

24

Really? Is this what passes
for comedy these days?
pausecapitalizeLetterstring?

25

I laughed at one of
colorShrunkcolor's jokes.pause I feel like
I've done my good deed for
today, pausestring.

26

They say when you've done
a good job at stand-up
comedy that you've "killed"
the audience.
But I think it's safe to say
that colorShrunkcolor's jokes are the
only things that died in
there, pausestring.

27

.pause.pause.pauseI give up.pause I will never
understand what people
see in that guy's act.

28

.pause.pause.pausePhew.pause That show was a
real stinker. Why do I even
bother coming here?

29

I know!pause colorShrunk colorshould
tell everyone he's doing
tragedy instead of comedy!pause
It would explain the crying!

30

fun_08

31

fun_08

32

Who knew that colorFrillard
colorhimself would be performing
today!pressButton I feel so privileged,pause
string!

33

There is something about
seeing a seasoned colorFrillardcolor
practicing his craft. It feels
sopause.pause.pause.pauseso cultured!

34

The only reason I even
bother coming here is
because colorFrillard colormakes
occasional appearances.

35

I wish that colorFrillard colorwould
come out of semiretirement
and perform all the time,
pausestring!

36

Some jokes truly are
timeless,pause string.


It's easy to forget that, and
then you see colorFrillard colorperform,pause
and it hits you like a ton of
funny!

37

38

39

40

41

I just hope thatpause today's
performance is a good one,
pausestring!

42

It's going to start soon.pause
We should probably find
seats, pausestring!

43

I wonder which one it will
be todaypause.pause.pause.

44

Would you please take your
seat and wait for the show
to start?

45

I can't believe how empty
this place always is. How
do they stay open,pause
string?

0

FU_Town_Theater.gmm

1

Why do I even bother going
to his shows!?pause There's five
minutes of my life I'll never
get back, pausestringpause.pause.pause.

2

Do I actually feelpause sorry for
him after that terrible so-
called comedy routine of
his,pause string?

3

Normally, there's nothing
worth laughing at in his
"comedy" routinepause.pause.pause.

But when all his jokes fell
flat, the look on his face
just cracked me up,
pausestring!

4

I can't believe it! I think he
might have accidentally
told a funny joke,
pausestring!

5

Ugh!pause I can't believe I
actually paid money for
that,pause string!

6

What if he's actually really
funny, and I just don't get
it, pausestringpause.pause.pause.

7

So then he says, "Sorry,
ma'am, but the duck stays
with me"pause.pause.pause.

Is that his idea of a
punch line,pause string?

8

I used up the last of my
spending money to see that
loser tell his "jokes"pause.pause.pause.

9

You could tell he wanted
us to laugh at that car
crash of a joke, but we
were allpause.pause.pause.pausewhatever.

10

I'm so happy the show's
over! For a while, I thought
it was going to last forever.

Hmpause.pause.pause.pause Now, what should I
do with the rest of my day,
pausestring?

11

Was that comedy? Because
I honestly didn't see
anything worth laughing
at, pausestring.

12

Maybe colorShrunkcolor is some sort
of performance artist, and
his art is to tell awful jokes
and watch our reactionpause.pause.pause.pause
But maybe I'm giving him
too much credit,pause
string!

13

My friend and I snuck out
during intermission. We're
free, pausestring!

14

Hrmpause.pause.pause.pause I can't tell if I didn't
get the joke colorShrunkcolor was
trying to tell or if there just
wasn't a joke to getpause.pause.pause.

15

I laughed at one of
colorShrunkcolor's jokes.pause What does
that say about MY sense
of humor?

16

I used to love stand-up
comedypause.pause.pause.pauseuntil I met
colorShrunkcolor.

17

Today's performance was
deliciously bad.


I just wishpause all his
performances were this
awful, pausestringpause.pause.pause.

18

That colorShrunkcolor is SO boring.
I started nodding off
halfway through, and now,
I can't wake uppause.pause.pause.

19

I'm finally out of that
awful show,pause and the world
has never looked more
lovely, pausestring!

20

Whenever I see colorShrunk
colortotally flub a punch line,pause it
makes my day just a little
better,pause string.

21

I came here because I
thought a little stand-up
might cheer me uppause.pause.pause.

And instead, I'm leaving
here furious that anyone
could think he was at all
funny,pause string!

22

I didn't know when to
laugh!pause I didn't know when I
was supposed to laugh,pause
string!

23

Oh!pause I hate it when people
see me coming out of the
theaterpause.pause.pause.

I'd be so embarrassed if
you thought I like this sort
of thing,pause string.

24

Really? Is this what passes
for comedy these days?
pausecapitalizeLetterstring?

25

I laughed at one of
colorShrunkcolor's jokes.pause I feel like
I've done my good deed for
today, pausestring.

26

They say when you've done
a good job at stand-up
comedy that you've "killed"
the audience.
But I think it's safe to say
that colorShrunkcolor's jokes are the
only things that died in
there, pausestring.

27

.pause.pause.pauseI give up.pause I will never
understand what people
see in that guy's act.

28

.pause.pause.pausePhew.pause That show was a
real stinker. Why do I even
bother coming here?

29

I know!pause colorShrunk colorshould
tell everyone he's doing
tragedy instead of comedy!pause
It would explain the crying!

30

fun_08

31

fun_08

32

Who knew that colorFrillard
colorhimself would be performing
today!pressButton I feel so privileged,pause
string!

33

There is something about
seeing a seasoned colorFrillardcolor
practicing his craft. It feels
sopause.pause.pause.pauseso cultured!

34

The only reason I even
bother coming here is
because colorFrillard colormakes
occasional appearances.

35

I wish that colorFrillard colorwould
come out of semiretirement
and perform all the time,
pausestring!

36

Some jokes truly are
timeless,pause string.


It's easy to forget that, and
then you see colorFrillard colorperform,pause
and it hits you like a ton of
funny!

37

38

39

40

41

I just hope thatpause today's
performance is a good one,
pausestring!

42

It's going to start soon.pause
We should probably find
seats, pausestring!

43

I wonder which one it will
be todaypause.pause.pause.

44

Would you please take your
seat and wait for the show
to start?

45

I can't believe how empty
this place always is. How
do they stay open,pause
string?

0

FU_Town_Theater.gmm

1

Why do I even bother going
to his shows!?pause There's five
minutes of my life I'll never
get back, pausestringpause.pause.pause.

2

Do I actually feelpause sorry for
him after that terrible so-
called comedy routine of
his,pause string?

3

Normally, there's nothing
worth laughing at in his
"comedy" routinepause.pause.pause.

But when all his jokes fell
flat, the look on his face
just cracked me up,
pausestring!

4

I can't believe it! I think he
might have accidentally
told a funny joke,
pausestring!

5

Ugh!pause I can't believe I
actually paid money for
that,pause string!

6

What if he's actually really
funny, and I just don't get
it, pausestringpause.pause.pause.

7

So then he says, "Sorry,
ma'am, but the duck stays
with me"pause.pause.pause.

Is that his idea of a
punch line,pause string?

8

I used up the last of my
spending money to see that
loser tell his "jokes"pause.pause.pause.

9

You could tell he wanted
us to laugh at that car
crash of a joke, but we
were allpause.pause.pause.pausewhatever.

10

I'm so happy the show's
over! For a while, I thought
it was going to last forever.

Hmpause.pause.pause.pause Now, what should I
do with the rest of my day,
pausestring?

11

Was that comedy? Because
I honestly didn't see
anything worth laughing
at, pausestring.

12

Maybe colorShrunkcolor is some sort
of performance artist, and
his art is to tell awful jokes
and watch our reactionpause.pause.pause.pause
But maybe I'm giving him
too much credit,pause
string!

13

My friend and I snuck out
during intermission. We're
free, pausestring!

14

Hrmpause.pause.pause.pause I can't tell if I didn't
get the joke colorShrunkcolor was
trying to tell or if there just
wasn't a joke to getpause.pause.pause.

15

I laughed at one of
colorShrunkcolor's jokes.pause What does
that say about MY sense
of humor?

16

I used to love stand-up
comedypause.pause.pause.pauseuntil I met
colorShrunkcolor.

17

Today's performance was
deliciously bad.


I just wishpause all his
performances were this
awful, pausestringpause.pause.pause.

18

That colorShrunkcolor is SO boring.
I started nodding off
halfway through, and now,
I can't wake uppause.pause.pause.

19

I'm finally out of that
awful show,pause and the world
has never looked more
lovely, pausestring!

20

Whenever I see colorShrunk
colortotally flub a punch line,pause it
makes my day just a little
better,pause string.

21

I came here because I
thought a little stand-up
might cheer me uppause.pause.pause.

And instead, I'm leaving
here furious that anyone
could think he was at all
funny,pause string!

22

I didn't know when to
laugh!pause I didn't know when I
was supposed to laugh,pause
string!

23

Oh!pause I hate it when people
see me coming out of the
theaterpause.pause.pause.

I'd be so embarrassed if
you thought I like this sort
of thing,pause string.

24

Really? Is this what passes
for comedy these days?
pausecapitalizeLetterstring?

25

I laughed at one of
colorShrunkcolor's jokes.pause I feel like
I've done my good deed for
today, pausestring.

26

They say when you've done
a good job at stand-up
comedy that you've "killed"
the audience.
But I think it's safe to say
that colorShrunkcolor's jokes are the
only things that died in
there, pausestring.

27

.pause.pause.pauseI give up.pause I will never
understand what people
see in that guy's act.

28

.pause.pause.pausePhew.pause That show was a
real stinker. Why do I even
bother coming here?

29

I know!pause colorShrunk colorshould
tell everyone he's doing
tragedy instead of comedy!pause
It would explain the crying!

30

fun_08

31

fun_08

32

Who knew that colorFrillard
colorhimself would be performing
today!pressButton I feel so privileged,pause
string!

33

There is something about
seeing a seasoned colorFrillardcolor
practicing his craft. It feels
sopause.pause.pause.pauseso cultured!

34

The only reason I even
bother coming here is
because colorFrillard colormakes
occasional appearances.

35

I wish that colorFrillard colorwould
come out of semiretirement
and perform all the time,
pausestring!

36

Some jokes truly are
timeless,pause string.


It's easy to forget that, and
then you see colorFrillard colorperform,pause
and it hits you like a ton of
funny!

37

38

39

40

41

I just hope thatpause today's
performance is a good one,
pausestring!

42

It's going to start soon.pause
We should probably find
seats, pausestring!

43

I wonder which one it will
be todaypause.pause.pause.

44

Would you please take your
seat and wait for the show
to start?

45

I can't believe how empty
this place always is. How
do they stay open,pause
string?

0

FU_Town_Theater.gmm

1

Why do I even bother going
to his shows!?pause There's five
minutes of my life I'll never
get back, pausestringpause.pause.pause.

2

Do I actually feelpause sorry for
him after that terrible so-
called comedy routine of
his,pause string?

3

Normally, there's nothing
worth laughing at in his
"comedy" routinepause.pause.pause.

But when all his jokes fell
flat, the look on his face
just cracked me up,
pausestring!

4

I can't believe it! I think he
might have accidentally
told a funny joke,
pausestring!

5

Ugh!pause I can't believe I
actually paid money for
that,pause string!

6

What if he's actually really
funny, and I just don't get
it, pausestringpause.pause.pause.

7

So then he says, "Sorry,
ma'am, but the duck stays
with me"pause.pause.pause.

Is that his idea of a
punch line,pause string?

8

I used up the last of my
spending money to see that
loser tell his "jokes"pause.pause.pause.

9

You could tell he wanted
us to laugh at that car
crash of a joke, but we
were allpause.pause.pause.pausewhatever.

10

I'm so happy the show's
over! For a while, I thought
it was going to last forever.

Hmpause.pause.pause.pause Now, what should I
do with the rest of my day,
pausestring?

11

Was that comedy? Because
I honestly didn't see
anything worth laughing
at, pausestring.

12

Maybe colorShrunkcolor is some sort
of performance artist, and
his art is to tell awful jokes
and watch our reactionpause.pause.pause.pause
But maybe I'm giving him
too much credit,pause
string!

13

My friend and I snuck out
during intermission. We're
free, pausestring!

14

Hrmpause.pause.pause.pause I can't tell if I didn't
get the joke colorShrunkcolor was
trying to tell or if there just
wasn't a joke to getpause.pause.pause.

15

I laughed at one of
colorShrunkcolor's jokes.pause What does
that say about MY sense
of humor?

16

I used to love stand-up
comedypause.pause.pause.pauseuntil I met
colorShrunkcolor.

17

Today's performance was
deliciously bad.


I just wishpause all his
performances were this
awful, pausestringpause.pause.pause.

18

That colorShrunkcolor is SO boring.
I started nodding off
halfway through, and now,
I can't wake uppause.pause.pause.

19

I'm finally out of that
awful show,pause and the world
has never looked more
lovely, pausestring!

20

Whenever I see colorShrunk
colortotally flub a punch line,pause it
makes my day just a little
better,pause string.

21

I came here because I
thought a little stand-up
might cheer me uppause.pause.pause.

And instead, I'm leaving
here furious that anyone
could think he was at all
funny,pause string!

22

I didn't know when to
laugh!pause I didn't know when I
was supposed to laugh,pause
string!

23

Oh!pause I hate it when people
see me coming out of the
theaterpause.pause.pause.

I'd be so embarrassed if
you thought I like this sort
of thing,pause string.

24

Really? Is this what passes
for comedy these days?
pausecapitalizeLetterstring?

25

I laughed at one of
colorShrunkcolor's jokes.pause I feel like
I've done my good deed for
today, pausestring.

26

They say when you've done
a good job at stand-up
comedy that you've "killed"
the audience.
But I think it's safe to say
that colorShrunkcolor's jokes are the
only things that died in
there, pausestring.

27

.pause.pause.pauseI give up.pause I will never
understand what people
see in that guy's act.

28

.pause.pause.pausePhew.pause That show was a
real stinker. Why do I even
bother coming here?

29

I know!pause colorShrunk colorshould
tell everyone he's doing
tragedy instead of comedy!pause
It would explain the crying!

30

fun_08

31

fun_08

32

Who knew that colorFrillard
colorhimself would be performing
today!pressButton I feel so privileged,pause
string!

33

There is something about
seeing a seasoned colorFrillardcolor
practicing his craft. It feels
sopause.pause.pause.pauseso cultured!

34

The only reason I even
bother coming here is
because colorFrillard colormakes
occasional appearances.

35

I wish that colorFrillard colorwould
come out of semiretirement
and perform all the time,
pausestring!

36

Some jokes truly are
timeless,pause string.


It's easy to forget that, and
then you see colorFrillard colorperform,pause
and it hits you like a ton of
funny!

37

38

39

40

41

I just hope thatpause today's
performance is a good one,
pausestring!

42

It's going to start soon.pause
We should probably find
seats, pausestring!

43

I wonder which one it will
be todaypause.pause.pause.

44

Would you please take your
seat and wait for the show
to start?

45

I can't believe how empty
this place always is. How
do they stay open,pause
string?

45

I can't believe how empty
this place always is. How
do they stay open,pause
string?