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| fun_08 |
| Yeah, yeah, pausehow ya doin'?pressButton
Good mornin' and all that. |
| Hey, pausehow ya doin'?pressButton Listen,
lemme just bend your ear
for a bit here. |
| So, uh, hey.pause How ya doin'?pressButton
Real sorry to bug ya this
late in the evenin', but... |
| Ahem...pause Lemme introduce
myself.pause Name's colorResetticolor.color
Mr. Resetticolor. |
| reactionYoupause.pause.pause. pausefun_06You and me ain't met
before? pausereactionYeah, pausewhatever.
reactionSo, pauseyeah, pauselemme see...pause The
manual says I gotta thank
ya for buyin' colorAnimal
Crossing: Wild Worldcolor.
Played ya some DS, huh?pause
Nice. pauseSo, uh, pausereactionthanks for
gettin' colorAnimal Crossing:
City Folkcolor, too. reactionSolid work.
On behalf of everyone at
Nintendo,pause reactionIpause.pause.pause.pausereaction Uhreactionpause.pause.pause.
Ipause.pause.pause.pause Ipause.pause.pause.pause Think, mole, THINK!
pausereactionWhat's the middle part?pause
Uhpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06sizeAw, pauseforget all that!pause
reactionfun_06I'm done pausewastin' time!reaction |
| Uh, pauseyeah, pauseso anyway, this is
colorAnimal Crossing: City Folkcolor.reaction
Thanks for pickin' it up.pause
reactionAppreciate the support.
So, on behalf of everyone
at Nintendo, pausereactionIpause.pause.pause.pausereaction Uhreaction.pause.pause.pause
Yeahpause.pause.pause.pause Sopause.pause.pause.pause I mean, pausereactionI, uhpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06sizeAw, pauseforget all that!
pausereactionfun_06I'm done pausewastin' time!reaction |
| Oh, pausehey, sorry about that.pause
No need to panic, all right?
People been tellin' me for
years that I got a way of
scarin' folks...
Yeah, I just don't get that.pause
I mean, I ain't exactly the
welcome mole, but I'm a
friendly guy, am I right?
Anyway, pauselet's you and me
get down to business,
whaddaya say?
Here's the thing: pauseI got a
little favor to ask ya. |
| So maybe colorTom Nookcolor already
gave ya his song and dance,
but listenpause.pause.pause.
There's a right way and
a wrong way to end your
time in colorAnimal Crossingcolor.pause
You, uh, pausefollowin' me?
Simple, right? pauseYa just colorgrab
some Zscolor in your attic colorbedcolor,
no prob.
Or, if ya wanna switch it up,pause
ya pausepress the "colorSavecolor" Button
and WHAM!pause Same deal.
Either way works.pause Meetin'
me like this? pauseWhat we're doin'
right here? pauseIt means you
been endin' your game right.
Yeah, you keep up the good
work,pause bright eyes.
"Oh, waaah, but what if I
WANNA press the colorRESET
Buttoncolor?" pauseya ask. "What if I
WANNA go to the colorWii Menucolor?"
reaction"Mr. Resetti, ain't that my
own rightpause as a player?"pause
reactionYeah, yeah, kid, I hear ya.pause
I get what you're sayin'.
reactionBut for THIS game,pause might I
strongly suggest reactionya play
without colorresettin'color?pause We clear
here?pause STRONGLY suggest.
pause.pause.pause.pauseAw, look at me go, right?pause
Ol' Mr. Resetti's gone on a
rant again.
Look, sorry.pause Sorry, OK?pause
You maybe noticedpause I ain't
so good at keepin' things
brief.pressButton I'll letcha off now.
reactionBut know this, friend of
mine.pause Ya ever reset durin'
a moment of weakness, pauseI'll
be comin' by for a chat.
I'm sure you're tired of
hearin' this by now,pausereaction but
it's my job to keep ya
honest.pause My JOB, kid.
fun_06sizeNOW, SCRAM! |
| So maybe colorTom Nookcolor already
gave ya his song and dance,
but listenpause.pause.pause.
There's a right way and
a wrong way to end your
time in colorAnimal Crossingcolor.pause
You, uh, pausefollowin' me?
Simple, right? pauseYa just colorgrab
some Zscolor in your attic colorbedcolor,
no prob.
Or, if ya wanna switch it up,pause
ya pausepress the "colorSavecolor" Button
and WHAM!pause Same deal.
Either way works.pause Meetin'
me like this? pauseWhat we're doin'
right here? pauseIt means you
been endin' your game right.
Yeah, you keep up the good
work,pause bright eyes.
"Oh, waaah, but what if I
WANNA press the colorRESET
Buttoncolor?" pauseya ask. "What if I
WANNA go to the colorWii Menucolor?"
reaction"Mr. Resetti, ain't that my
own rightpause as a player?"pause
reactionYeah, yeah, kid, I hear ya.pause
I get what you're sayin'.
reactionBut for THIS game,pause might I
strongly suggest reactionya play
without colorresettin'color?pause We clear
here?pause STRONGLY suggest.
pause.pause.pause.pauseAw, look at me go, right?pause
Ol' Mr. Resetti's gone on a
rant again.
Look, sorry.pause Sorry, OK?pause
You maybe noticedpause I ain't
so good at keepin' things
brief.pressButton I'll letcha off now.
reactionBut know this, friend of
mine.pause Ya ever reset, pauseI'll be
swingin' by again for a little
chat with ya.
I'm sure you're tired of
hearin' this by now,pausereaction but
it's my job to keep ya
honest.pause My JOB, kid.
fun_06sizeNOW, SCRAM! |
| pauseAh, pausereactionso it's youpause.pause.pause. |
| Oh, I ain't surprised, kid.pause
Nah,pause I had a feelin' in my
gut you'd pull a stunt like
this.pause The gut don't lie.
reactionI can see ya thinkin'
furiously over there, right?pause
"How'd that sly mole catch
me? Is he a ninja?"reactionpause
reactionNo ninja. pauseNah, over at the
colorReset Centercolor,pause we got us a
switchboard that lights up
when someone colorresetscolor.colorpause
colorreactionNo magic, no ninjas. pauseJust
the way of the world.pause Bad
deeds don't go unpunished
for long, pauseget me, kid? |
| But hey,pause even a bright kid
like you makes mistakes,
am I right?pause Or heck, maybe
ya just misheard me.
Yeah, pauseso today I'll just run
down the basics for ya
again, hopin' deeply that
they sink in this time.
Yapause still remember my whole
speech about the right way
to end your time in colorAnimal
Crossingcolor,pause right?
Right.pause Ya either colorsleep colorin
the colorattic bedcolor, or ya hit that
colorsave colorbutton.pause Either way's
just peachy by me.
Look atcha, noddin'. pauseYa do
remember.pause Maybe try usin'
that noodle to remember
the rest of my advice, huh?
reactionListen good, colorstringcolor.pause
Ya live life, and all that
time ya spend, that's what
becomes your memories.
Memories are precious, kid.pause
And same goes for your
time in colorAnimal Crossingcolor.pause
Everypause secondpause is precious.
reactionNow, since everythin' is so
precious,pause don'tcha wanna
make surepause ya preserve
those precious moments?
reactionThere ain't no bigger wastepause
than just throwin' away a
whole page of memories
just like that.
reactionThat's why I want ya to
make sure ya save before
quittin'.pause Simple enough,
ain't it, kid?
fun_06Wonderful.pause Helpin' kids like
yourself see the light
makes mepause a happy mole.pause
I'm ecstatic over here.
reactionNow, pauseallow me to hammer
this message home so it
stays in that brain of yours.
You can save your game bypause
colorcatching some Zscolor in the
colorattic bedcolor, pauseor by pressin' the
colorsave colorbutton,pause OK, kid?
reactionfun_06Don't forget it! Now... |
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fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06
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| pauseAw, pausereactionYOU againpause.pause.pause. |
| Huh.pause Guess that chat we
had didn't sink in, huh? |
| Let's put on our thinkin'
helmets, huh?pause Yeah, let's.pause
Now, in everyday life, pausehow
often do ya get topause colorresetcolor?
Say ya fail a test or
somethin'.pause Can ya travel
back in timepause and take the
thing over?pause Huh? pauseCan ya?
Or wait, how about this?pause
Say ya oversleep, right?pause
Can ya wind back that
clock and wake up on time?
Ya can't, huh.pause YEAH.
reactionIt's just common sense,
professor.pressButton There ain't no
do-overs in life. |
| Now, pausein games,pause the rules
might be a little different.pause
Some games might be soft
on ya and letcha reset.
But think on it, colorstringcolor.pressButtonreaction
Reset all ya want,pause ya ain't
never gonna get back all
that time ya spentpause.pause.pause.
reactionYa gonna go runnin' to
resetpause just 'cause your
breakfast came late one
day in colorstringcolor?
Don't make me laugh, kid!pause
Here's a news flash for ya!pause
You're playin' a game here!
reactionAnd since you're playin' a
game, pauseit ain't hard to take
the bad with the good and
keep on rollin', pauseyeah?
Look, here's what I'm
gettin' at, pausecolorstringpausecolor.pause.pause.
fun_06Ya can't spend your lifepause
resettin' over and over just
to get your mittspause on some
item you like or whatever.
fun_06Likewise, pauseonly crybabies
would start their day overpause
just 'cause they had a little
rough spot during their day.
fun_06Ya ain't in Mrs. Quitter's
School for Resettin' Babies
no more.pause It's time ya
graduated, kidpausepause.pause.pause. |
| Phew.pause.pause.
reactionpauseI bet you're wonderin' if
this mole's jaw ever runs
outta yappin' power,pause yeah?
reactionAll right, pauseI can take a hint.pause
My throat's feelin' like
it's half past a lozenge,
anyway.
Besides, I may be a mole,pause
but I ain't blind.pause I see
you're pooped,pause so I'll end
my little speech right here.
Just promise me, pauseOK, kid?pause
reactionFor cryin' out loud, colorsave
colorbefore ya colorend your gamecolor.pressButton
reaction.pause.pause.pauseGot me? pauseGood. |
| Oh yeah, pauseand one more
thing, just in case the
message didn't get across
in Englishpause.pause.pause. |
|
colorAVE-SAY, UNK-PAY!
color
That's right, kid, I know pig
latin! pauseHopefully that'll
stick in your head.
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| pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pauseYa just don't give up,
do ya, punk? |
| Tell me somethin'. pauseYou the
forgetful type?pausepressButtonreaction Or do ya
just do this to torment me?pause
reactionHey, ya slip up once or
twice, I get it, it's fine.pause
I ain't made of stone.pause
Maybe ya got distracted.
reactionBut this here,pause kidpause.pause.pause.pause This is
your THIRD reminder.pause
reactionIf ya DIDN'T do it on
purpose this time,pause I think it
may be time to see a
doctor or somethin'!pause
fun_06reactionListen.pause When ya suddenly
quit,pause that gets flagged as a
colorRESETcolor, and a guy YELLS in
my EAR on the PHONE.
reactionIf you're gonna wrap it up
for the day, do the right
thing and colorsavecolor, will ya?reaction
reactionYa thank the cook after
chow,pause right?pause And before ya
go home, ya say good-bye?pause
reactionIt ain't no different here.
reactionOr maybe you're the type
of gender that don't got no
social graces, pausehmm?reaction
reactionYeah, I hear that's a big
problem with kids today.pause
Saw some bigwig goin' on
about it in the papers.
reactionWell, listen, kid, them social
graces are a fundamental
part of communicatin'!
reactionAnd yapause can't even do thatpause.pause.pause.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pausereactionLook, I don't wanna
belabor the point or
nothin'. pauseWe're done here.
reactionBut seriously, colorpausestringcolor...pause
Ya know baseball?pause Ya know
that one rule?pause The three-
strikes-you're-out one?
fun_06I'm a generous guy,pause but I
got a breakin' point.pause Strike
out enough, and I lose it.pause
I lose it BIG.color
colorreactionBut, hey, pauselotsa guys hit a
home run after strikin' out,
don't they? pauseYeah, yeah.
I believe in ya, colorstringcolor.pause
Next time ya step up to
bat, make sure ya hit it
outta the park.pause Now... |
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fun_06sizeSCRAM!
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| fun_06The doc's been tellin' me it
ain't good to blow my stack
so much, pauseso I held back
today.pausereaction Remember that. |
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| pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pauseCripes,pause do ya ever
learn, kid? |
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colorHaaapausehpausehpausehpausehpausehpause-pause-pause!
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fun_06fun_06sizeGRAAAH!
|
| fun_06fun_06sizeI SAID fun_06fun_06NOT
TO RESET! |
| fun_06fun_06sizeWHAT DON'T
fun_06fun_06YOU GET?! |
| .pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause
pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pausePhewpause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.
.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.
fun_06reactionMan,pause been a while since I
had to yell like that.pause I'm
seein' spots over here.
reactionI'm startin' to think I ain't
never met someone with a
melon as hard as yours,reactionpause but
that won't stop this mole! |
| Lookpause.pause.pause. Let's forget about
other games for a sec, huh?pause
See,pause we're talkin' aboutpause
colorAnimal Crossing: City Folkcolor.
It's unique, kid.pause And as
such, I get sent herepausereaction to
suggest that ya hold off on
frivolous resettin'.
And then, uh...pause Oh yeah,pausereaction
then I tell ya about how
there's no colorresettin' colorin real
lifepausereaction.pause.pause.pauseright?
reactionAnd sure, you're probably
all bent now,pausereaction wonderin'
why some mole's gotta yell
atcha while you're playin'.
reactionWell,pause games got rules, kid,pause
so excuse me if I ask ya to
get unbent, and quick.
Now, don't get me wrong,pause
I'm mostly like that one
company prez who just
wants to make folks smilepause.pause.pause.
reactionBut when that reset alarm
starts ringin', pausefun_06I could be in
the shower,pause sittin' down to
eat,pause sleepin'pause.pause.pause.
reactionIt don't matter!pause When it
goes off,pause Ipause gottapause get uppausereaction and
go stick it to whatever punkreaction
just pressed that button.
You probably can't tell,pausereaction
but pausefun_06I'm wearin' a T-shirt
for undies under here! pause
Think it feels good?! |
| Whatever.pause I think ya got
somethin' to chew on now.pause
Heard me?pausecolor colorQuit colorresettin'color!pause
Got that?pause Good. |
| Oh yeah,pause one more nugget
of advice for ya.
fun_06colorIf you're gonna take a bath,
make sure ya get the water
up to your shoulders, ya
grubby little potato!
colorpause.pause.pause.pauseOf course,pausereaction it don't do no
good if ya don't scrub, too.pause
Anyway, I said my piece.pause
Now...reaction
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
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fun_06fun_06sizeGRRARGH!
|
| pause.pause.pause.pauseHuh? pauseWhere's gender at? |
| Pffftpause.pause.pause.pause There we gopause.pause.pause.
reactionYeah, pauseI had a hunch it was
gonna be you. pauseGuess I'm a
psychic now.
reactionI just got over a cold, ya
know.pause And here I am,
tunnelin' all over to find
ya.pause Fun times.
reactionBut ya just don't quit.pause Nah.
And ya ain't hearin' me.
reactionOr maybe ya DID hear me,pause
fun_06but ya just, I dunno, pausedon't
see what the big deal is.pause
fun_06Just bounces right off ya.
reactioncapitalizeLettercolorstringcolor, I could tell ya
it's your game,pause play how ya
like, but don't ya get what
I been sayin'?
Ain't there some merit inpause
loosenin' up a little and
just playin' for fun?pause
Ya know, come what may?
How about ya give that
whole "reset, reset" thing a
rest pausereactionand colorsave coloryour game a
little more often, yeah?
Even if things don't always
go perfect for ya,pause THAT'S
THE GAME, get me?pause Take it
as it comes and have funpause.pause.pause.
reactionfun_06.pause.pause.pauseYa followin' me? |
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fun_06fun_06sizeYA HEAR ME?
|
| fun_06Bottom line, pauseif ya just quit
fun_06with the colorresettin'colorpause...
fun_06pauseI wouldn't have to keep
comin' down herepausefun_06 to read
ya the riot act!reaction
reactionPheeeewpause.pause.pause.
reactionYa ain't the only one tired
of this, ya know.pause Comin'
out every time ya do it is
burnin' me out.pause Think on it.
I mean, use your melon.pause
Every time I come out here,
I gotta burrow through
solid earth,pause professor. |
| How aboutpause ya fix that bad
habit of yours so we can
stop wastin' each other's
time, huh, kid?
reactionfun_06Quit colorresettin'color.pause Got it this
time?pause Crystal clear, right?fun_07
I get it.
Huh? |
| Phew!pause Long as ya got the
message,pause we're done here.
reactionBut pauseI'm beggin' ya, kid.pause
Don't make me come out
here to do this again!
reactionOh,pause and one more bit of
advice for the road...
fun_06colorBrush those pausefurry teeth!color
We clear here?pause OK then...
fun_06 sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
| fun_06fun_06sizeWHAAAT?pausefun_06
fun_06QUIT JOKIN'!
size
fun_06reactionOK, fine, that's how it is!pause
Guess I just gotta take
everythin' we just talked
about,pause and fun_06say it AGAIN!
fun_06reactionThat whatcha want, punk?pause
Man,pause I am sick and tired of
givin' you this speech! |
| Pshhhpause.pause.pause.pause Oh, brother.
What do I gotta say to get
this message across, huh?
reactionListen, pauseI got wet clothes
sittin' in the washer as we
speak, OK, kid?
I gotta get home and throwpause
'em out to dry fastpausereaction or I'm
gonna be wearin' moldy
wrinkles all week.
fun_06Lemme tell ya, pauseI do NOT
wanna have to walk around
in clothes that smell like
old dish towels, punk! |
| fun_06Huh?
What was that?
reactionCouldn't hear me, huhpause.pause.pause.pause?pause
Fine, I'll give it to ya again. |
| fun_06fun_06sizeYAAARGH!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeYOU! AGAIN?!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeQUIT MESSIN'
AROUND!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeYOU PUNK!
size
fun_06fun_06sizeHow many times
fun_06fun_06do I gotta do this?! |
| Hehhhh...pause Hooof...pause Heeeepause.pause.pause.pause
.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause
fun_06reactionOK, pausecolorstringcolor,pause this is it!pause
Ya wanna go? pauseWe're goin'!pause
Todaypause is the daypause I put onpause
my unhappy hat.
I knowpause EXACTLYpause whatcha
think about our little
situation.pause Oh yeah, I got
your number now, punk.
fun_06reactionHere's the deal: pauseI give up.pause
Reset, don't reset,pause I don't
care.pause It's your call!
fun_06That's right, kid,pause you're
free to decide.pause Free as
some big, cheatin' bird!
reactionHonest, I give up.pause I'm tired
of diggin' out here and
back over and over.
reactionI can see it in those eyes.pause
Ya wanna reset, don't ya?pause
Ya LOVE doin' it.
Well, lemme help ya out, if
ya want it so bad.pause Sure, I'll
just do it FOR ya!
Ya can't see it from where
you're sittin',pausereaction but I got a
Wii Remotepause right here in a
little holster.
So, whaddaya say I just
grab that bad boypause and
wiiiiipe the slate clean?pause
We'll forget EVERYTHIN'.
reactionSound good, ya little punk?pause
Ready to start all over?!
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fun_06pausesizeSEEpause YA,pause KID!fun_06
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sizeGOTCHA! |
| fun_06How'd ya like that, huh?!pause
Did I scare ya, punk?pause
reactionHeh pausehehpause hehpause hehpause heh.
reactionRemember it, pausecolorstringcolor.colorpause
colorNext time,pause I might be out to
do more than just give ya a
little scare.
reactionKeep actin' up,pause and things
could get real tough for
ya.pause So, change that tune.pause
And I mean quick. |
| Anyway, I'm done with this.pause
Ya gonna stop colorresettin'color?pause
Yeah?pause Clear enough, yeah?fun_07
I get it.
Huh? |
| Good.pause I gave the message,
pauseya got the message, and we
got no more business.
reactionBut pauseuse your head, kid.pause
Don't make me come out
here again, I'm beggin' ya.
reactionOh,pause and before I go...
colorfun_06Wear your wrist strap! THIS
mole sure does!pause colorNow...
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
| fun_06fun_06sizeWHAAAAT?!
fun_06fun_06COME ON!
size
reactionI got a mind to reset your
game for real this time!pause
Ready to start all over,
ya little punk? pause
fun_06reactionBetcha wouldn't like thatpause
too much, huh?pause Well, I
don't like it neither. pauseIt
pains me to do it, I tell ya. |
| Ugh, cripespause.pause.pause.
What do I gotta saypause to get
through to that brain?
reactionYou DO wanna wrap up our
little chatpause and get down to
playin' games,pause am I right?
Me, too.pause I had to pause my
Super Moleo Bros. to come
out here,pause and I'm itchin' to
get back to itpause.pause.pause. |
| fun_06Huh?
What was that?
reactionYou didn't hear mepause.pause.pause.pause?pause
Fine, here we go again. |
| fun_06fun_06sizeBRAAARGH!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeYOU! AGAIN?!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeWHAT IS THE
DEAL, PUNK?pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeIT JUST
NEVER ENDS!
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| Hurffpause.pause.pause. pauseHurffpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06I can't remember how many
times I've had to yap my
jaw off here.pause But ya just
keep at itpause.pause.pause.
reactionThis time it was on
purpose, pausewasn't it? pauseYa
reached over with a little
grin and reset, didn't ya?
Well,pause ya got me at a loss
for words, kid.pause Ain't nothin'
in the manual for dealin'
with the likes of you.
reactionYou're a repeat offender,
kid. pauseAnd today ya just reset
for kicks, I just know it.
reactionHuh?pause Ya sayin' ya didn't?pause
I'm wrong?pause
reactionRight, punk, whatever.pause It
don't matter now, anyhow.
reactionI don't stop, kid. pauseI'm gonna
keep comin' and tellin' ya
what's whatpausereaction 'til ya decide
to give this stuff a rest. |
| OK.pause.pause.pause Let's forget about
other games for a sec. pauseSee,pause
here's how it ispause here in
colorAnimal Crossing: City Folkcolor.
I been sent herepausereaction to suggest
that ya hold off on the
frivolous resettin'.pause
...OK, we covered that.
Then, uh... pauseOh yeah, pausereactionI told
ya about how there's no
colorresettin' colorin real lifepausereaction.pause.pause.pause
Yeah, got that, too.pause
reactionThen ya cry about it and
tell mepause it's your right to
reset. And I tell ya, pauseI get
what you're sayin', reactionpausebut...
Then I reiterate that pausethe
rules for this game are
differentpausepausereaction and that ya gotta
wrap your head around it.
reactionI covered ALL that stuff, pauseso
what's the next step?pause Uhpause...
pauseOh yeah, pauseI go back into the
reactionpausebit about no colorresettin' colorin
real life, that's good stuff.pause
reaction.pause.pause.pauseYeah, I think that's next.pause
OK,pause here we go. Uh...
reactionfun_06Think about life, kid.pause LIFE.pause
Ain't no do-overs, nope,
and there ain't nopause.pause.pause.pause |
| fun_06fun_06sizeI HEAR THAT!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeALWAYS
CLICKIN'!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeWAAAAAAAH!
CLICK-CLICK!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeIT STINKS!
size
fun_06fun_06sizeQuit it with the
button pressin'! |
| Hefff,pause haaaarrf, pausehooooofpause.pause.pause.pause
Can't ya sit still for one
minute, pausegender Antsypants?!pause
reactionGot any idea how many
times ya hit that button
since I started talkin'?pausefun_06
Huh? pauseWanna know?pausefun_07
Not really.
Tell me! |
| fun_06fun_06size"Not really?"
What is that?
fun_06Ya pressed that
thing colorfun_03 timescolor!fun_06reaction
size
reactionAnd it ain't MY fault!pause If ya
don't like hearin' all this,
all ya gotta do is give the
resettin' a rest!
reactionfun_06I'm outta patience, kid!pause
I ain't goin' nowhere 'til
ya realizepause ya been doin'
wrongpausefun_06 and STOP! |
| fun_06fun_06Huh?pause reactionSo, ya wanna know?
reaction.pause.pause.pauseYa picked a weird time to
start bein' straight with me.pause
reactioncolorPsh, kid's gotta be kiddin'.pause
Who counts button tapspause.pause.pause.?
reactioncolorLook, point is, pauseya pressed
that button a TON. reactionAnd if
you're sick of my yellin',pause
quit resettin' already.
reactionfun_06I'm outta patience, kiddo!pause
I ain't goin' nowhere 'til
ya realizepause ya been doin'
wrongpausefun_06 and QUIT IT! |
| Sopause.pause.pause.pause Where do we go from
here, huh?
I could sit around askin' if
ya get itpause all day long.pause But
that's just in one ear and
out the other with ya, pausehuh?
Hmmmpause.pause.pause.pause reactionfun_06Oh yeah, I got it!pause
Here's how this is gonna
go, kid.
reactionYou noddin' your headpause ain't
gonna cut it this time. pauseNah,
you're gonna repeat after
me, pausepunk!
fun_06And if ya mess up,pause we'll
just start over! pauseFun, right?pause
reactionYeahpause.pause.pause.pause Well, here we go.pause
Perk up them ears! |
| Ya listenin'? pauseHere goes.
reactionfun_06Lemme hear ya say this:pause
"colorfun_04color"pause
Do it, kid.pause Do it! |
| Good stuff! I can tell ya
believe it deep down, kid.
Don't forget them words! |
| OK then.pause So long as ya get
the big picture,pause we ain't
gotta do this no more.
reactionBut c'mon, kid. pauseI'm beggin'.pause
Don't make me do this
again! pauseYou're sick of it, I'm
sick of it, we're sick of it.
reactionOh,pause but one last thing...
colorfun_06Go to bed early! colorNow...
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
|
fun_06fun_06sizeWRONG!
size
reactionfun_06That ain't gonna cut the
mustard, kid. pauseIt's all wrong.
fun_06Guess we gotta do this
all over again!
|
| fun_06fun_06sizeWha-WHAT?!
fun_06fun_06COME ON!
size
sizefun_06fun_06ALL WRONG!
size
reactionfun_06Ya just figured ya
wouldn't get it anyhow and
blabbed out the first thing
ya thought of,fun_06pause am I right?
fun_06Listen, ya keep spoutin'
nonsense and we ain't
NEVER gonna finish here!
reactionfun_06Stop horsin' aroundpause fun_06and
just say what you're told,pause
colorstringcolor.pause Come on! |
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| fun_06fun_06sizeHEYYYY!pausesize
fun_06fun_06sizecapitalizeLetterstring!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeAgain with this?pause
fun_06fun_06Ya don't stop!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeWHY WON'T YA
STOP RESETTIN'? |
| Haaaaaaaffpause...pause Hoooooooffpause.pause.pause.pause
.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause |
| fun_06.pause.pause.pauseHere we are.pause Again. |
| Uuuughpause.pause.pause.
How many other ways can I
say it?pause What do I gotta do
to make this stick, huh? |
| OK, colorpausestringcolor, I'm calm.pause
I probably said this before,
but look alive, cause you're
gettin' it again.
Let's talk about erasin' the
past pausejust 'cause ya didn't
like what happened...
Or pretendin' somethin'
didn't happenpause just 'cause it
didn't go your way...
Attitudes like that are
everywhere nowadays,pausereaction and
spreadin'pause all the time.
reactionBut it ain't right, kid.pause
It ain't. pauseEver think of just
tryin' to take things as
they come?pause Huh?
Look, next time ya feel the
need to reset, pausereactiontake a deep
breath and think about
what it says about ya.pause
And maybe,pause just maybe
you'll see the light and
stop resettin'. pauseDo that, and
you and me are golden.
reactionI know ya ain't fond of our
little chats,pause butpause I'm doin' it
for you, kid.reactionpause That's how
much this mole cares.
reactionFace it, pauseif I didn't care,pause I'd
just show up,pausereaction hack out a
word or two like it was no
big deal, and leavepause.pause.pause. |
| fun_08 |
| Speakin' of which, pauseI just
hate it when folks say stuff
they don't mean.pause Stuff like,pause
"Let's do lunch sometime!"
reactionfun_06fun_06What does that MEAN?!pause
fun_06fun_06Don't tell me "sometime"!pause
reactionI'm openin' up time in my
schedule for yapause, bozo!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseUh, yeah, got a little off
message here,pausereaction so I'm gonna
wrap this up. |
| Speakin' of, ya know how
some girls'll tell ya,pause "Oh,
that sounds fun, pausetake me
there sometime"?pause
reactionfun_06fun_06So, WHEN is "sometime"?pause
fun_06fun_06Don't just toss that out
there!pausereaction I'm tryin' to pencil
ya into my calendar here!pause
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseOf course, reactionpausethat ain't got
nothin' to do with this, so
I'm gonna shut my yap. |
| fun_08 |
| Bottom line is, I said what I
had to say.pause Ya don't colorreset
colorno more, yeah?pause Ya got it?pause
Ya clear?fun_07
I get it.
Huh? |
| Well, ain't that a mercy.pause
Ya got the message,pause so we
don't gotta go round and
round again.
reactionBut kid... pauseI'm pleadin'.pause
Please, please, don't make
me come out here no more!
reactionOh,pause and one more bit of
advice for the road... |
| fun_06fun_06sizeWHAAAT?pausefun_06
fun_06NOT FUNNY!
size
fun_06reactionIf that's how it is, pausethen I
guess I gotta check my
notes on what I just saidpause
and fun_06say it one more time!
fun_06reactionThat sound good, ya punk?pause
Man,pause I'm runnin' out of
junk to say over here! |
| Ugh, ridiculouspause.pause.pause.
What do I gotta saypause to get
through that thick skull?
reactionI mean, I assume ya
wanna quit listenin'pause and
get down to playin',pause right? |
| fun_06Huh?
What was that?
reactionCouldn't hear me, huhpause.pause.pause.pause?pause
Fine, I'll give it to ya again. |
|
colorfun_06If ya plan a lunch, ya don't
miss that lunch! colorNow...
|
|
colorfun_06Say what ya mean and
mean what ya say! colorNow...
|
|
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06
|
| Anyhow,pause quit it with all
that resettin', OK?pause
Nowpause.pause.pause.pause reactionfun_06We're gonna do like
we did before. reactionThis time a
simple reply pauseain't gonna do.
pauseYour job's to repeat after
me, pausekid!
fun_06And if ya mess up,pause we get
to start over!pause Fun, huh?pause
reactionSo, uhpause.pause.pause.pause Yeah, here we go.
pausePerk up them ears! |
| Ready? pauseHere we go.
reactionfun_06I wanna hear ya say this:
"colorfun_04color"pause
Knock me out, kid! |
| Solid work, kid.pause Straight
from the heart, right?
Now don't go forgettin'
whatcha just said! |
| We're good then. pauseSo long
as ya see the big picture,pause
we're done with business.
reactionBut pauseI'm beggin' ya, kid.pause
For the luvva dirt, don't
make me come out here
no more!
reactionOh,pause and one more thing...
colorfun_06Quit it already! You're
ruinin' my nerves! colorNow...
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
|
fun_06fun_06sizeWRONG!
size
reactionfun_06That ain't gonna cut the
mustard, kid. pauseAll WRONG.pausefun_06
Guess we gotta do it again!
|
| fun_06fun_06sizeHUH-WHAAT?!
fun_06fun_06COME OFF IT!
size
sizefun_06fun_06ALL WRONG!
size
reactionfun_06What, ya figured you'd
screw it up anyway, so ya
just blurted somethin' out,
fun_06pauseam I right?
fun_06Keep it up, kid. pauseYeah,
keep it up and we ain't
NEVER gettin' outta here.
reactionfun_06How about ya quit
screwin' aroundpause fun_06and just
say what you're told,pause
colorstringcolor, huh? |
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| Hey,pause over there.pause You, kid.pause
Yeah, pauseI mean YOU with the
face right there.
fun_06Yeah, you. pauseCome on, pauseof
course I mean you, punk.pause
Ya see anyone else
around here,pause colorstringcolor? |
| You're a real piece of work,
kid, ya know thatpause.pause.pause.pause?
Ya don't regret your
behavior one pausefun_06tpauseepauseepauseepausenpausespauseypause little
bit, huh?
fun_06reactionDon't play innocent with
me!pause Ya know EXACTLY
what I mean.
reactionfun_06Resettin', pauseprofessor!pause
fun_06I'm talkin' about the way
ya keep resettin'!
reactionreactionfun_06And ya just keep doin' it!pause
reactionEven after I told ya I'm
only givin' ya the business
'cause I care!pause
reactionfun_06I know ya got rights, kid.pause
You're the one playin',pause so
ya get to reset if ya want.pause
I get it. pauseI accept it.
fun_06In fact, pausereset whenever ya
want!pause Forget about all
the yellin' I been doin'.pause
Forget it ever happened.
I promise, from now onpause I'll
keep a cool head when I
talk at ya. pauseI'm sorry.pause
I'm Mr. Nice Mole now. |
| fun_06Yeah, yeah,pause here we gopause.pause.pause. |
| fun_06OK,pause here we go againpausepause.pause.pause. |
| Say there, pausefriend of mine,pause
ya ever stop to think
about resettin'?pause Just mull
it over once in a while?pause
pausereactionI meanpause.pause.pause. Who hasn't, right?pause
There ain't nothin' wrong
with it pauseor anythin'.
reactionThing of it is,pause I, uh,pause
happened to notice ya
been resettin' real pause
regular-like.
Ya know, to me, doin' that
is real,pausereaction uh...pause How to put itpause.pause.pause.
It's like...
reactionYa knowpause.pause.pause.pause It's, uh, this...pausereaction reaction
Hey, pausereactioncompletely different
topic, butpause how's life, huh?
pauseRecently, I mean.
Doin' good, pauseI bet.pause High on
the hog, right?pause Not for this
mole, though.pause Nah, things
ain't been so goodpause.pause.pause.
Can't really get into no
details right now, pausebut let's
just say I'm ready for a
vacation, ya know?
reactionSo, yeah, pausereactionby the way...pausereaction
How's everyone doin'?pause
They, uhpause.pause.pause.doin' good?pause
Everyone, I mean?
reactionSo, yeah.pause.pause.pause
Ya get my pointpause.pause.pause.pauseright?pause fun_06reaction
Uh,pause I meanpause.pause.pause.pause I made myself
completely clear, yeah?pause
pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pausereaction |
| fun_06fun_06sizeAAAAAAAAH,
fun_06fun_06FORGET IT! |
| fun_06fun_06sizeENOUGH!
fun_06fun_06NO MORE! |
| I can't take talkin' all nice
and proper like that.pause
Makes me wanna yell at
the mole in the mirror!
reactionC'mere.pause Look at my arm,
will ya?pause reactionTalkin' all stiff like
that gave me goose bumps!pause
Goose bumps on a mole! |
| I can't stand talkin' all nice
like that.pause Makes me wanna
give myself a wedgie!
reactionLook at my arm!pause See that?pausereaction
It happened again!pause Talkin'
all polite gave me
goose bumps!pause Believe that? |
| Creeped ya out, too, right?pause
Ya don't want me to do
that no more, pauseright?
Then ya know how it goes.pause
Stop resettin'!pause Got it? pauseAre
we crystal clear this time? |
| fun_08 |
| Seriously now, don't let me
down!pause Let's make this the
LAST time, pauseOK, kid?
Good. pauseNow,pause just so ya
know, if we gotta meet up
again like this, I'm gonna
stick it to ya like always.
Oh,pause and I got one more
tidbit of advice for ya.
fun_06colorRecycle, will ya?! colorNow...
color
fun_06colorsizeSCRAM!colorfun_06 |
| OK then, pauseshow me just how
sorry ya are about all the
resettin'. pauseGive it to me
straight, kid!
Go on.pause Communicate the
subtle nuances of how
you're feelin' to me.pause
Capture the moment!
Oh, pauseand just to remind ya,pause
reactionlyin' ain't no good,pause so don't
even think about it!
reactionI just wanna know exactly
how you're feelin' at this
moment.pause That's all.
reactionIf what you're sayin' jives
with me,pause I'll let ya off the
hook. pauseSound good?
|
| OK, pauselet's do this.
fun_06How sorry are ya?fun_07
Incredibly sorry.
Amazingly sorry. |
| OK, pauselet's get into it.
fun_06How sorry are ya?fun_07
Soooooo sorry.
Ridiculously sorry. |
| OK, pauselet's get it done.
fun_06How sorry are ya?fun_07
Ludicrously sorry.
Crazy sorry. |
| OK, pauseit's sorry time.
fun_06How sorry are ya?fun_07
Absurdly sorry.
Really, very sorry. |
| fun_06Ya gotta do this again.pause
Here we go! How sorry?fun_07
Powerful sorry.
Awful sorry. |
| fun_06Gotta do it again, kid.pause
Let's go! How sorry, huh?fun_07
So dang sorry.
Quite sorry. |
| fun_06Gonna have to do it again.pause
Go time! How sorry now?fun_07
Super sorry.
Super-duper sorry. |
| fun_06Gonna need that again.pause
Now! Just how sorry?fun_07
Hugely sorry.
Rather sorry. |
| fun_06Ya knowpause.pause.pause. Somethin' about
your answer sounds fake.pausereaction
reactionAre yapause REALLY all that
sorry now?
reactionReal regret ain't quite so
emphatic,pause no way!pause Your
answer still ain't comin'
from the heart.
reactionSorry, punk,pause but that
answer didn't move me one
little iota. |
| fun_06.pause.pause.pauseYa put it practically in
the very middle!pausereaction That don't
say much of anythin',pause now,
does it?
reactionYeah, that looks like a
bunch of wishy-washiness
to mepause.pause.pause.
reactionSorry, kid, pausebut that answer
don't do it for mepause.pause.pause. |
| fun_06.pause.pause.pauseWhat the heck's THAT
supposed to mean?pause And
here I thought ya were
sorry!pause Don't look like it!
reactionI mean, everyone feels
sorry in a different way,pause
but that's awful one-sided.
Feelin' sorry ain't that
simple!pause There's supposed
to be all these differentpause
nuances in there, yeah?
reactionYou hear me? pauseShow me
nuances! Mixed feelin's!pause |
| fun_06Hmmpause.pause.pause.pause Ahpause.pause.pause. Really, nowpause.pause.pause.
Well, if that's how ya feelpause.pause.pause.
Huh, guess I can believe it.
fun_06reactionOK, fair's fair.pause I'll overlook
the incident...pausethis time! |
| Now, pausewith the way I been
pushin' this,pause I figure ya
know by now, but SAVE
BEFORE YA QUIT!pause OK?
Good. pauseNow,pause just so ya
know, if we meet up again
like this, I'm gonna stick it
to ya like always.
Oh yeah,pause and I got one
more nugget of advice...
fun_06colorDon't bother usin' words
that don't suit ya! colorNow...color
fun_06colorsizeSCRAM!colorfun_06 |
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| NPC_reset.gmm |
| fun_08 |
| Yeah, yeah, pausehow ya doin'?pressButton
Good mornin' and all that. |
| Hey, pausehow ya doin'?pressButton Listen,
lemme just bend your ear
for a bit here. |
| So, uh, hey.pause How ya doin'?pressButton
Real sorry to bug ya this
late in the evenin', but... |
| Ahem...pause Lemme introduce
myself.pause Name's colorResetticolor.color
Mr. Resetticolor. |
| reactionYoupause.pause.pause. pausefun_06You and me ain't met
before? pausereactionYeah, pausewhatever.
reactionSo, pauseyeah, pauselemme see...pause The
manual says I gotta thank
ya for buyin' colorAnimal
Crossing: Wild Worldcolor.
Played ya some DS, huh?pause
Nice. pauseSo, uh, pausereactionthanks for
gettin' colorAnimal Crossing:
City Folkcolor, too. reactionSolid work.
On behalf of everyone at
Nintendo,pause reactionIpause.pause.pause.pausereaction Uhreactionpause.pause.pause.
Ipause.pause.pause.pause Ipause.pause.pause.pause Think, mole, THINK!
pausereactionWhat's the middle part?pause
Uhpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06sizeAw, pauseforget all that!pause
reactionfun_06I'm done pausewastin' time!reaction |
| Uh, pauseyeah, pauseso anyway, this is
colorAnimal Crossing: City Folkcolor.reaction
Thanks for pickin' it up.pause
reactionAppreciate the support.
So, on behalf of everyone
at Nintendo, pausereactionIpause.pause.pause.pausereaction Uhreaction.pause.pause.pause
Yeahpause.pause.pause.pause Sopause.pause.pause.pause I mean, pausereactionI, uhpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06sizeAw, pauseforget all that!
pausereactionfun_06I'm done pausewastin' time!reaction |
| Oh, pausehey, sorry about that.pause
No need to panic, all right?
People been tellin' me for
years that I got a way of
scarin' folks...
Yeah, I just don't get that.pause
I mean, I ain't exactly the
welcome mole, but I'm a
friendly guy, am I right?
Anyway, pauselet's you and me
get down to business,
whaddaya say?
Here's the thing: pauseI got a
little favor to ask ya. |
| So maybe colorTom Nookcolor already
gave ya his song and dance,
but listenpause.pause.pause.
There's a right way and
a wrong way to end your
time in colorAnimal Crossingcolor.pause
You, uh, pausefollowin' me?
Simple, right? pauseYa just colorgrab
some Zscolor in your attic colorbedcolor,
no prob.
Or, if ya wanna switch it up,pause
ya pausepress the "colorSavecolor" Button
and WHAM!pause Same deal.
Either way works.pause Meetin'
me like this? pauseWhat we're doin'
right here? pauseIt means you
been endin' your game right.
Yeah, you keep up the good
work,pause bright eyes.
"Oh, waaah, but what if I
WANNA press the colorRESET
Buttoncolor?" pauseya ask. "What if I
WANNA go to the colorWii Menucolor?"
reaction"Mr. Resetti, ain't that my
own rightpause as a player?"pause
reactionYeah, yeah, kid, I hear ya.pause
I get what you're sayin'.
reactionBut for THIS game,pause might I
strongly suggest reactionya play
without colorresettin'color?pause We clear
here?pause STRONGLY suggest.
pause.pause.pause.pauseAw, look at me go, right?pause
Ol' Mr. Resetti's gone on a
rant again.
Look, sorry.pause Sorry, OK?pause
You maybe noticedpause I ain't
so good at keepin' things
brief.pressButton I'll letcha off now.
reactionBut know this, friend of
mine.pause Ya ever reset durin'
a moment of weakness, pauseI'll
be comin' by for a chat.
I'm sure you're tired of
hearin' this by now,pausereaction but
it's my job to keep ya
honest.pause My JOB, kid.
fun_06sizeNOW, SCRAM! |
| So maybe colorTom Nookcolor already
gave ya his song and dance,
but listenpause.pause.pause.
There's a right way and
a wrong way to end your
time in colorAnimal Crossingcolor.pause
You, uh, pausefollowin' me?
Simple, right? pauseYa just colorgrab
some Zscolor in your attic colorbedcolor,
no prob.
Or, if ya wanna switch it up,pause
ya pausepress the "colorSavecolor" Button
and WHAM!pause Same deal.
Either way works.pause Meetin'
me like this? pauseWhat we're doin'
right here? pauseIt means you
been endin' your game right.
Yeah, you keep up the good
work,pause bright eyes.
"Oh, waaah, but what if I
WANNA press the colorRESET
Buttoncolor?" pauseya ask. "What if I
WANNA go to the colorWii Menucolor?"
reaction"Mr. Resetti, ain't that my
own rightpause as a player?"pause
reactionYeah, yeah, kid, I hear ya.pause
I get what you're sayin'.
reactionBut for THIS game,pause might I
strongly suggest reactionya play
without colorresettin'color?pause We clear
here?pause STRONGLY suggest.
pause.pause.pause.pauseAw, look at me go, right?pause
Ol' Mr. Resetti's gone on a
rant again.
Look, sorry.pause Sorry, OK?pause
You maybe noticedpause I ain't
so good at keepin' things
brief.pressButton I'll letcha off now.
reactionBut know this, friend of
mine.pause Ya ever reset, pauseI'll be
swingin' by again for a little
chat with ya.
I'm sure you're tired of
hearin' this by now,pausereaction but
it's my job to keep ya
honest.pause My JOB, kid.
fun_06sizeNOW, SCRAM! |
| pauseAh, pausereactionso it's youpause.pause.pause. |
| Oh, I ain't surprised, kid.pause
Nah,pause I had a feelin' in my
gut you'd pull a stunt like
this.pause The gut don't lie.
reactionI can see ya thinkin'
furiously over there, right?pause
"How'd that sly mole catch
me? Is he a ninja?"reactionpause
reactionNo ninja. pauseNah, over at the
colorReset Centercolor,pause we got us a
switchboard that lights up
when someone colorresetscolor.colorpause
colorreactionNo magic, no ninjas. pauseJust
the way of the world.pause Bad
deeds don't go unpunished
for long, pauseget me, kid? |
| But hey,pause even a bright kid
like you makes mistakes,
am I right?pause Or heck, maybe
ya just misheard me.
Yeah, pauseso today I'll just run
down the basics for ya
again, hopin' deeply that
they sink in this time.
Yapause still remember my whole
speech about the right way
to end your time in colorAnimal
Crossingcolor,pause right?
Right.pause Ya either colorsleep colorin
the colorattic bedcolor, or ya hit that
colorsave colorbutton.pause Either way's
just peachy by me.
Look atcha, noddin'. pauseYa do
remember.pause Maybe try usin'
that noodle to remember
the rest of my advice, huh?
reactionListen good, colorstringcolor.pause
Ya live life, and all that
time ya spend, that's what
becomes your memories.
Memories are precious, kid.pause
And same goes for your
time in colorAnimal Crossingcolor.pause
Everypause secondpause is precious.
reactionNow, since everythin' is so
precious,pause don'tcha wanna
make surepause ya preserve
those precious moments?
reactionThere ain't no bigger wastepause
than just throwin' away a
whole page of memories
just like that.
reactionThat's why I want ya to
make sure ya save before
quittin'.pause Simple enough,
ain't it, kid?
fun_06Wonderful.pause Helpin' kids like
yourself see the light
makes mepause a happy mole.pause
I'm ecstatic over here.
reactionNow, pauseallow me to hammer
this message home so it
stays in that brain of yours.
You can save your game bypause
colorcatching some Zscolor in the
colorattic bedcolor, pauseor by pressin' the
colorsave colorbutton,pause OK, kid?
reactionfun_06Don't forget it! Now... |
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fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06
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| pauseAw, pausereactionYOU againpause.pause.pause. |
| Huh.pause Guess that chat we
had didn't sink in, huh? |
| Let's put on our thinkin'
helmets, huh?pause Yeah, let's.pause
Now, in everyday life, pausehow
often do ya get topause colorresetcolor?
Say ya fail a test or
somethin'.pause Can ya travel
back in timepause and take the
thing over?pause Huh? pauseCan ya?
Or wait, how about this?pause
Say ya oversleep, right?pause
Can ya wind back that
clock and wake up on time?
Ya can't, huh.pause YEAH.
reactionIt's just common sense,
professor.pressButton There ain't no
do-overs in life. |
| Now, pausein games,pause the rules
might be a little different.pause
Some games might be soft
on ya and letcha reset.
But think on it, colorstringcolor.pressButtonreaction
Reset all ya want,pause ya ain't
never gonna get back all
that time ya spentpause.pause.pause.
reactionYa gonna go runnin' to
resetpause just 'cause your
breakfast came late one
day in colorstringcolor?
Don't make me laugh, kid!pause
Here's a news flash for ya!pause
You're playin' a game here!
reactionAnd since you're playin' a
game, pauseit ain't hard to take
the bad with the good and
keep on rollin', pauseyeah?
Look, here's what I'm
gettin' at, pausecolorstringpausecolor.pause.pause.
fun_06Ya can't spend your lifepause
resettin' over and over just
to get your mittspause on some
item you like or whatever.
fun_06Likewise, pauseonly crybabies
would start their day overpause
just 'cause they had a little
rough spot during their day.
fun_06Ya ain't in Mrs. Quitter's
School for Resettin' Babies
no more.pause It's time ya
graduated, kidpausepause.pause.pause. |
| Phew.pause.pause.
reactionpauseI bet you're wonderin' if
this mole's jaw ever runs
outta yappin' power,pause yeah?
reactionAll right, pauseI can take a hint.pause
My throat's feelin' like
it's half past a lozenge,
anyway.
Besides, I may be a mole,pause
but I ain't blind.pause I see
you're pooped,pause so I'll end
my little speech right here.
Just promise me, pauseOK, kid?pause
reactionFor cryin' out loud, colorsave
colorbefore ya colorend your gamecolor.pressButton
reaction.pause.pause.pauseGot me? pauseGood. |
| Oh yeah, pauseand one more
thing, just in case the
message didn't get across
in Englishpause.pause.pause. |
|
colorAVE-SAY, UNK-PAY!
color
That's right, kid, I know pig
latin! pauseHopefully that'll
stick in your head.
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| pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pauseYa just don't give up,
do ya, punk? |
| Tell me somethin'. pauseYou the
forgetful type?pausepressButtonreaction Or do ya
just do this to torment me?pause
reactionHey, ya slip up once or
twice, I get it, it's fine.pause
I ain't made of stone.pause
Maybe ya got distracted.
reactionBut this here,pause kidpause.pause.pause.pause This is
your THIRD reminder.pause
reactionIf ya DIDN'T do it on
purpose this time,pause I think it
may be time to see a
doctor or somethin'!pause
fun_06reactionListen.pause When ya suddenly
quit,pause that gets flagged as a
colorRESETcolor, and a guy YELLS in
my EAR on the PHONE.
reactionIf you're gonna wrap it up
for the day, do the right
thing and colorsavecolor, will ya?reaction
reactionYa thank the cook after
chow,pause right?pause And before ya
go home, ya say good-bye?pause
reactionIt ain't no different here.
reactionOr maybe you're the type
of gender that don't got no
social graces, pausehmm?reaction
reactionYeah, I hear that's a big
problem with kids today.pause
Saw some bigwig goin' on
about it in the papers.
reactionWell, listen, kid, them social
graces are a fundamental
part of communicatin'!
reactionAnd yapause can't even do thatpause.pause.pause.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pausereactionLook, I don't wanna
belabor the point or
nothin'. pauseWe're done here.
reactionBut seriously, colorpausestringcolor...pause
Ya know baseball?pause Ya know
that one rule?pause The three-
strikes-you're-out one?
fun_06I'm a generous guy,pause but I
got a breakin' point.pause Strike
out enough, and I lose it.pause
I lose it BIG.color
colorreactionBut, hey, pauselotsa guys hit a
home run after strikin' out,
don't they? pauseYeah, yeah.
I believe in ya, colorstringcolor.pause
Next time ya step up to
bat, make sure ya hit it
outta the park.pause Now... |
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fun_06sizeSCRAM!
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| fun_06The doc's been tellin' me it
ain't good to blow my stack
so much, pauseso I held back
today.pausereaction Remember that. |
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| pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pauseCripes,pause do ya ever
learn, kid? |
|
colorHaaapausehpausehpausehpausehpausehpause-pause-pause!
|
|
fun_06fun_06sizeGRAAAH!
|
| fun_06fun_06sizeI SAID fun_06fun_06NOT
TO RESET! |
| fun_06fun_06sizeWHAT DON'T
fun_06fun_06YOU GET?! |
| .pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause
pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pausePhewpause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.
.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.
fun_06reactionMan,pause been a while since I
had to yell like that.pause I'm
seein' spots over here.
reactionI'm startin' to think I ain't
never met someone with a
melon as hard as yours,reactionpause but
that won't stop this mole! |
| Lookpause.pause.pause. Let's forget about
other games for a sec, huh?pause
See,pause we're talkin' aboutpause
colorAnimal Crossing: City Folkcolor.
It's unique, kid.pause And as
such, I get sent herepausereaction to
suggest that ya hold off on
frivolous resettin'.
And then, uh...pause Oh yeah,pausereaction
then I tell ya about how
there's no colorresettin' colorin real
lifepausereaction.pause.pause.pauseright?
reactionAnd sure, you're probably
all bent now,pausereaction wonderin'
why some mole's gotta yell
atcha while you're playin'.
reactionWell,pause games got rules, kid,pause
so excuse me if I ask ya to
get unbent, and quick.
Now, don't get me wrong,pause
I'm mostly like that one
company prez who just
wants to make folks smilepause.pause.pause.
reactionBut when that reset alarm
starts ringin', pausefun_06I could be in
the shower,pause sittin' down to
eat,pause sleepin'pause.pause.pause.
reactionIt don't matter!pause When it
goes off,pause Ipause gottapause get uppausereaction and
go stick it to whatever punkreaction
just pressed that button.
You probably can't tell,pausereaction
but pausefun_06I'm wearin' a T-shirt
for undies under here! pause
Think it feels good?! |
| Whatever.pause I think ya got
somethin' to chew on now.pause
Heard me?pausecolor colorQuit colorresettin'color!pause
Got that?pause Good. |
| Oh yeah,pause one more nugget
of advice for ya.
fun_06colorIf you're gonna take a bath,
make sure ya get the water
up to your shoulders, ya
grubby little potato!
colorpause.pause.pause.pauseOf course,pausereaction it don't do no
good if ya don't scrub, too.pause
Anyway, I said my piece.pause
Now...reaction
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
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fun_06fun_06sizeGRRARGH!
|
| pause.pause.pause.pauseHuh? pauseWhere's gender at? |
| Pffftpause.pause.pause.pause There we gopause.pause.pause.
reactionYeah, pauseI had a hunch it was
gonna be you. pauseGuess I'm a
psychic now.
reactionI just got over a cold, ya
know.pause And here I am,
tunnelin' all over to find
ya.pause Fun times.
reactionBut ya just don't quit.pause Nah.
And ya ain't hearin' me.
reactionOr maybe ya DID hear me,pause
fun_06but ya just, I dunno, pausedon't
see what the big deal is.pause
fun_06Just bounces right off ya.
reactioncapitalizeLettercolorstringcolor, I could tell ya
it's your game,pause play how ya
like, but don't ya get what
I been sayin'?
Ain't there some merit inpause
loosenin' up a little and
just playin' for fun?pause
Ya know, come what may?
How about ya give that
whole "reset, reset" thing a
rest pausereactionand colorsave coloryour game a
little more often, yeah?
Even if things don't always
go perfect for ya,pause THAT'S
THE GAME, get me?pause Take it
as it comes and have funpause.pause.pause.
reactionfun_06.pause.pause.pauseYa followin' me? |
|
fun_06fun_06sizeYA HEAR ME?
|
| fun_06Bottom line, pauseif ya just quit
fun_06with the colorresettin'colorpause...
fun_06pauseI wouldn't have to keep
comin' down herepausefun_06 to read
ya the riot act!reaction
reactionPheeeewpause.pause.pause.
reactionYa ain't the only one tired
of this, ya know.pause Comin'
out every time ya do it is
burnin' me out.pause Think on it.
I mean, use your melon.pause
Every time I come out here,
I gotta burrow through
solid earth,pause professor. |
| How aboutpause ya fix that bad
habit of yours so we can
stop wastin' each other's
time, huh, kid?
reactionfun_06Quit colorresettin'color.pause Got it this
time?pause Crystal clear, right?fun_07
I get it.
Huh? |
| Phew!pause Long as ya got the
message,pause we're done here.
reactionBut pauseI'm beggin' ya, kid.pause
Don't make me come out
here to do this again!
reactionOh,pause and one more bit of
advice for the road...
fun_06colorBrush those pausefurry teeth!color
We clear here?pause OK then...
fun_06 sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
| fun_06fun_06sizeWHAAAT?pausefun_06
fun_06QUIT JOKIN'!
size
fun_06reactionOK, fine, that's how it is!pause
Guess I just gotta take
everythin' we just talked
about,pause and fun_06say it AGAIN!
fun_06reactionThat whatcha want, punk?pause
Man,pause I am sick and tired of
givin' you this speech! |
| Pshhhpause.pause.pause.pause Oh, brother.
What do I gotta say to get
this message across, huh?
reactionListen, pauseI got wet clothes
sittin' in the washer as we
speak, OK, kid?
I gotta get home and throwpause
'em out to dry fastpausereaction or I'm
gonna be wearin' moldy
wrinkles all week.
fun_06Lemme tell ya, pauseI do NOT
wanna have to walk around
in clothes that smell like
old dish towels, punk! |
| fun_06Huh?
What was that?
reactionCouldn't hear me, huhpause.pause.pause.pause?pause
Fine, I'll give it to ya again. |
| fun_06fun_06sizeYAAARGH!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeYOU! AGAIN?!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeQUIT MESSIN'
AROUND!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeYOU PUNK!
size
fun_06fun_06sizeHow many times
fun_06fun_06do I gotta do this?! |
| Hehhhh...pause Hooof...pause Heeeepause.pause.pause.pause
.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause
fun_06reactionOK, pausecolorstringcolor,pause this is it!pause
Ya wanna go? pauseWe're goin'!pause
Todaypause is the daypause I put onpause
my unhappy hat.
I knowpause EXACTLYpause whatcha
think about our little
situation.pause Oh yeah, I got
your number now, punk.
fun_06reactionHere's the deal: pauseI give up.pause
Reset, don't reset,pause I don't
care.pause It's your call!
fun_06That's right, kid,pause you're
free to decide.pause Free as
some big, cheatin' bird!
reactionHonest, I give up.pause I'm tired
of diggin' out here and
back over and over.
reactionI can see it in those eyes.pause
Ya wanna reset, don't ya?pause
Ya LOVE doin' it.
Well, lemme help ya out, if
ya want it so bad.pause Sure, I'll
just do it FOR ya!
Ya can't see it from where
you're sittin',pausereaction but I got a
Wii Remotepause right here in a
little holster.
So, whaddaya say I just
grab that bad boypause and
wiiiiipe the slate clean?pause
We'll forget EVERYTHIN'.
reactionSound good, ya little punk?pause
Ready to start all over?!
|
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fun_06pausesizeSEEpause YA,pause KID!fun_06
|
|
sizeGOTCHA! |
| fun_06How'd ya like that, huh?!pause
Did I scare ya, punk?pause
reactionHeh pausehehpause hehpause hehpause heh.
reactionRemember it, pausecolorstringcolor.colorpause
colorNext time,pause I might be out to
do more than just give ya a
little scare.
reactionKeep actin' up,pause and things
could get real tough for
ya.pause So, change that tune.pause
And I mean quick. |
| Anyway, I'm done with this.pause
Ya gonna stop colorresettin'color?pause
Yeah?pause Clear enough, yeah?fun_07
I get it.
Huh? |
| Good.pause I gave the message,
pauseya got the message, and we
got no more business.
reactionBut pauseuse your head, kid.pause
Don't make me come out
here again, I'm beggin' ya.
reactionOh,pause and before I go...
colorfun_06Wear your wrist strap! THIS
mole sure does!pause colorNow...
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
| fun_06fun_06sizeWHAAAAT?!
fun_06fun_06COME ON!
size
reactionI got a mind to reset your
game for real this time!pause
Ready to start all over,
ya little punk? pause
fun_06reactionBetcha wouldn't like thatpause
too much, huh?pause Well, I
don't like it neither. pauseIt
pains me to do it, I tell ya. |
| Ugh, cripespause.pause.pause.
What do I gotta saypause to get
through to that brain?
reactionYou DO wanna wrap up our
little chatpause and get down to
playin' games,pause am I right?
Me, too.pause I had to pause my
Super Moleo Bros. to come
out here,pause and I'm itchin' to
get back to itpause.pause.pause. |
| fun_06Huh?
What was that?
reactionYou didn't hear mepause.pause.pause.pause?pause
Fine, here we go again. |
| fun_06fun_06sizeBRAAARGH!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeYOU! AGAIN?!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeWHAT IS THE
DEAL, PUNK?pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeIT JUST
NEVER ENDS!
|
| Hurffpause.pause.pause. pauseHurffpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06I can't remember how many
times I've had to yap my
jaw off here.pause But ya just
keep at itpause.pause.pause.
reactionThis time it was on
purpose, pausewasn't it? pauseYa
reached over with a little
grin and reset, didn't ya?
Well,pause ya got me at a loss
for words, kid.pause Ain't nothin'
in the manual for dealin'
with the likes of you.
reactionYou're a repeat offender,
kid. pauseAnd today ya just reset
for kicks, I just know it.
reactionHuh?pause Ya sayin' ya didn't?pause
I'm wrong?pause
reactionRight, punk, whatever.pause It
don't matter now, anyhow.
reactionI don't stop, kid. pauseI'm gonna
keep comin' and tellin' ya
what's whatpausereaction 'til ya decide
to give this stuff a rest. |
| OK.pause.pause.pause Let's forget about
other games for a sec. pauseSee,pause
here's how it ispause here in
colorAnimal Crossing: City Folkcolor.
I been sent herepausereaction to suggest
that ya hold off on the
frivolous resettin'.pause
...OK, we covered that.
Then, uh... pauseOh yeah, pausereactionI told
ya about how there's no
colorresettin' colorin real lifepausereaction.pause.pause.pause
Yeah, got that, too.pause
reactionThen ya cry about it and
tell mepause it's your right to
reset. And I tell ya, pauseI get
what you're sayin', reactionpausebut...
Then I reiterate that pausethe
rules for this game are
differentpausepausereaction and that ya gotta
wrap your head around it.
reactionI covered ALL that stuff, pauseso
what's the next step?pause Uhpause...
pauseOh yeah, pauseI go back into the
reactionpausebit about no colorresettin' colorin
real life, that's good stuff.pause
reaction.pause.pause.pauseYeah, I think that's next.pause
OK,pause here we go. Uh...
reactionfun_06Think about life, kid.pause LIFE.pause
Ain't no do-overs, nope,
and there ain't nopause.pause.pause.pause |
| fun_06fun_06sizeI HEAR THAT!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeALWAYS
CLICKIN'!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeWAAAAAAAH!
CLICK-CLICK!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeIT STINKS!
size
fun_06fun_06sizeQuit it with the
button pressin'! |
| Hefff,pause haaaarrf, pausehooooofpause.pause.pause.pause
Can't ya sit still for one
minute, pausegender Antsypants?!pause
reactionGot any idea how many
times ya hit that button
since I started talkin'?pausefun_06
Huh? pauseWanna know?pausefun_07
Not really.
Tell me! |
| fun_06fun_06size"Not really?"
What is that?
fun_06Ya pressed that
thing colorfun_03 timescolor!fun_06reaction
size
reactionAnd it ain't MY fault!pause If ya
don't like hearin' all this,
all ya gotta do is give the
resettin' a rest!
reactionfun_06I'm outta patience, kid!pause
I ain't goin' nowhere 'til
ya realizepause ya been doin'
wrongpausefun_06 and STOP! |
| fun_06fun_06Huh?pause reactionSo, ya wanna know?
reaction.pause.pause.pauseYa picked a weird time to
start bein' straight with me.pause
reactioncolorPsh, kid's gotta be kiddin'.pause
Who counts button tapspause.pause.pause.?
reactioncolorLook, point is, pauseya pressed
that button a TON. reactionAnd if
you're sick of my yellin',pause
quit resettin' already.
reactionfun_06I'm outta patience, kiddo!pause
I ain't goin' nowhere 'til
ya realizepause ya been doin'
wrongpausefun_06 and QUIT IT! |
| Sopause.pause.pause.pause Where do we go from
here, huh?
I could sit around askin' if
ya get itpause all day long.pause But
that's just in one ear and
out the other with ya, pausehuh?
Hmmmpause.pause.pause.pause reactionfun_06Oh yeah, I got it!pause
Here's how this is gonna
go, kid.
reactionYou noddin' your headpause ain't
gonna cut it this time. pauseNah,
you're gonna repeat after
me, pausepunk!
fun_06And if ya mess up,pause we'll
just start over! pauseFun, right?pause
reactionYeahpause.pause.pause.pause Well, here we go.pause
Perk up them ears! |
| Ya listenin'? pauseHere goes.
reactionfun_06Lemme hear ya say this:pause
"colorfun_04color"pause
Do it, kid.pause Do it! |
| Good stuff! I can tell ya
believe it deep down, kid.
Don't forget them words! |
| OK then.pause So long as ya get
the big picture,pause we ain't
gotta do this no more.
reactionBut c'mon, kid. pauseI'm beggin'.pause
Don't make me do this
again! pauseYou're sick of it, I'm
sick of it, we're sick of it.
reactionOh,pause but one last thing...
colorfun_06Go to bed early! colorNow...
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
|
fun_06fun_06sizeWRONG!
size
reactionfun_06That ain't gonna cut the
mustard, kid. pauseIt's all wrong.
fun_06Guess we gotta do this
all over again!
|
| fun_06fun_06sizeWha-WHAT?!
fun_06fun_06COME ON!
size
sizefun_06fun_06ALL WRONG!
size
reactionfun_06Ya just figured ya
wouldn't get it anyhow and
blabbed out the first thing
ya thought of,fun_06pause am I right?
fun_06Listen, ya keep spoutin'
nonsense and we ain't
NEVER gonna finish here!
reactionfun_06Stop horsin' aroundpause fun_06and
just say what you're told,pause
colorstringcolor.pause Come on! |
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| fun_06fun_06sizeHEYYYY!pausesize
fun_06fun_06sizecapitalizeLetterstring!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeAgain with this?pause
fun_06fun_06Ya don't stop!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeWHY WON'T YA
STOP RESETTIN'? |
| Haaaaaaaffpause...pause Hoooooooffpause.pause.pause.pause
.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause |
| fun_06.pause.pause.pauseHere we are.pause Again. |
| Uuuughpause.pause.pause.
How many other ways can I
say it?pause What do I gotta do
to make this stick, huh? |
| OK, colorpausestringcolor, I'm calm.pause
I probably said this before,
but look alive, cause you're
gettin' it again.
Let's talk about erasin' the
past pausejust 'cause ya didn't
like what happened...
Or pretendin' somethin'
didn't happenpause just 'cause it
didn't go your way...
Attitudes like that are
everywhere nowadays,pausereaction and
spreadin'pause all the time.
reactionBut it ain't right, kid.pause
It ain't. pauseEver think of just
tryin' to take things as
they come?pause Huh?
Look, next time ya feel the
need to reset, pausereactiontake a deep
breath and think about
what it says about ya.pause
And maybe,pause just maybe
you'll see the light and
stop resettin'. pauseDo that, and
you and me are golden.
reactionI know ya ain't fond of our
little chats,pause butpause I'm doin' it
for you, kid.reactionpause That's how
much this mole cares.
reactionFace it, pauseif I didn't care,pause I'd
just show up,pausereaction hack out a
word or two like it was no
big deal, and leavepause.pause.pause. |
| fun_08 |
| Speakin' of which, pauseI just
hate it when folks say stuff
they don't mean.pause Stuff like,pause
"Let's do lunch sometime!"
reactionfun_06fun_06What does that MEAN?!pause
fun_06fun_06Don't tell me "sometime"!pause
reactionI'm openin' up time in my
schedule for yapause, bozo!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseUh, yeah, got a little off
message here,pausereaction so I'm gonna
wrap this up. |
| Speakin' of, ya know how
some girls'll tell ya,pause "Oh,
that sounds fun, pausetake me
there sometime"?pause
reactionfun_06fun_06So, WHEN is "sometime"?pause
fun_06fun_06Don't just toss that out
there!pausereaction I'm tryin' to pencil
ya into my calendar here!pause
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseOf course, reactionpausethat ain't got
nothin' to do with this, so
I'm gonna shut my yap. |
| fun_08 |
| Bottom line is, I said what I
had to say.pause Ya don't colorreset
colorno more, yeah?pause Ya got it?pause
Ya clear?fun_07
I get it.
Huh? |
| Well, ain't that a mercy.pause
Ya got the message,pause so we
don't gotta go round and
round again.
reactionBut kid... pauseI'm pleadin'.pause
Please, please, don't make
me come out here no more!
reactionOh,pause and one more bit of
advice for the road... |
| fun_06fun_06sizeWHAAAT?pausefun_06
fun_06NOT FUNNY!
size
fun_06reactionIf that's how it is, pausethen I
guess I gotta check my
notes on what I just saidpause
and fun_06say it one more time!
fun_06reactionThat sound good, ya punk?pause
Man,pause I'm runnin' out of
junk to say over here! |
| Ugh, ridiculouspause.pause.pause.
What do I gotta saypause to get
through that thick skull?
reactionI mean, I assume ya
wanna quit listenin'pause and
get down to playin',pause right? |
| fun_06Huh?
What was that?
reactionCouldn't hear me, huhpause.pause.pause.pause?pause
Fine, I'll give it to ya again. |
|
colorfun_06If ya plan a lunch, ya don't
miss that lunch! colorNow...
|
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colorfun_06Say what ya mean and
mean what ya say! colorNow...
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fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06
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| Anyhow,pause quit it with all
that resettin', OK?pause
Nowpause.pause.pause.pause reactionfun_06We're gonna do like
we did before. reactionThis time a
simple reply pauseain't gonna do.
pauseYour job's to repeat after
me, pausekid!
fun_06And if ya mess up,pause we get
to start over!pause Fun, huh?pause
reactionSo, uhpause.pause.pause.pause Yeah, here we go.
pausePerk up them ears! |
| Ready? pauseHere we go.
reactionfun_06I wanna hear ya say this:
"colorfun_04color"pause
Knock me out, kid! |
| Solid work, kid.pause Straight
from the heart, right?
Now don't go forgettin'
whatcha just said! |
| We're good then. pauseSo long
as ya see the big picture,pause
we're done with business.
reactionBut pauseI'm beggin' ya, kid.pause
For the luvva dirt, don't
make me come out here
no more!
reactionOh,pause and one more thing...
colorfun_06Quit it already! You're
ruinin' my nerves! colorNow...
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
|
fun_06fun_06sizeWRONG!
size
reactionfun_06That ain't gonna cut the
mustard, kid. pauseAll WRONG.pausefun_06
Guess we gotta do it again!
|
| fun_06fun_06sizeHUH-WHAAT?!
fun_06fun_06COME OFF IT!
size
sizefun_06fun_06ALL WRONG!
size
reactionfun_06What, ya figured you'd
screw it up anyway, so ya
just blurted somethin' out,
fun_06pauseam I right?
fun_06Keep it up, kid. pauseYeah,
keep it up and we ain't
NEVER gettin' outta here.
reactionfun_06How about ya quit
screwin' aroundpause fun_06and just
say what you're told,pause
colorstringcolor, huh? |
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| Hey,pause over there.pause You, kid.pause
Yeah, pauseI mean YOU with the
face right there.
fun_06Yeah, you. pauseCome on, pauseof
course I mean you, punk.pause
Ya see anyone else
around here,pause colorstringcolor? |
| You're a real piece of work,
kid, ya know thatpause.pause.pause.pause?
Ya don't regret your
behavior one pausefun_06tpauseepauseepauseepausenpausespauseypause little
bit, huh?
fun_06reactionDon't play innocent with
me!pause Ya know EXACTLY
what I mean.
reactionfun_06Resettin', pauseprofessor!pause
fun_06I'm talkin' about the way
ya keep resettin'!
reactionreactionfun_06And ya just keep doin' it!pause
reactionEven after I told ya I'm
only givin' ya the business
'cause I care!pause
reactionfun_06I know ya got rights, kid.pause
You're the one playin',pause so
ya get to reset if ya want.pause
I get it. pauseI accept it.
fun_06In fact, pausereset whenever ya
want!pause Forget about all
the yellin' I been doin'.pause
Forget it ever happened.
I promise, from now onpause I'll
keep a cool head when I
talk at ya. pauseI'm sorry.pause
I'm Mr. Nice Mole now. |
| fun_06Yeah, yeah,pause here we gopause.pause.pause. |
| fun_06OK,pause here we go againpausepause.pause.pause. |
| Say there, pausefriend of mine,pause
ya ever stop to think
about resettin'?pause Just mull
it over once in a while?pause
pausereactionI meanpause.pause.pause. Who hasn't, right?pause
There ain't nothin' wrong
with it pauseor anythin'.
reactionThing of it is,pause I, uh,pause
happened to notice ya
been resettin' real pause
regular-like.
Ya know, to me, doin' that
is real,pausereaction uh...pause How to put itpause.pause.pause.
It's like...
reactionYa knowpause.pause.pause.pause It's, uh, this...pausereaction reaction
Hey, pausereactioncompletely different
topic, butpause how's life, huh?
pauseRecently, I mean.
Doin' good, pauseI bet.pause High on
the hog, right?pause Not for this
mole, though.pause Nah, things
ain't been so goodpause.pause.pause.
Can't really get into no
details right now, pausebut let's
just say I'm ready for a
vacation, ya know?
reactionSo, yeah, pausereactionby the way...pausereaction
How's everyone doin'?pause
They, uhpause.pause.pause.doin' good?pause
Everyone, I mean?
reactionSo, yeah.pause.pause.pause
Ya get my pointpause.pause.pause.pauseright?pause fun_06reaction
Uh,pause I meanpause.pause.pause.pause I made myself
completely clear, yeah?pause
pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pausereaction |
| fun_06fun_06sizeAAAAAAAAH,
fun_06fun_06FORGET IT! |
| fun_06fun_06sizeENOUGH!
fun_06fun_06NO MORE! |
| I can't take talkin' all nice
and proper like that.pause
Makes me wanna yell at
the mole in the mirror!
reactionC'mere.pause Look at my arm,
will ya?pause reactionTalkin' all stiff like
that gave me goose bumps!pause
Goose bumps on a mole! |
| I can't stand talkin' all nice
like that.pause Makes me wanna
give myself a wedgie!
reactionLook at my arm!pause See that?pausereaction
It happened again!pause Talkin'
all polite gave me
goose bumps!pause Believe that? |
| Creeped ya out, too, right?pause
Ya don't want me to do
that no more, pauseright?
Then ya know how it goes.pause
Stop resettin'!pause Got it? pauseAre
we crystal clear this time? |
| fun_08 |
| Seriously now, don't let me
down!pause Let's make this the
LAST time, pauseOK, kid?
Good. pauseNow,pause just so ya
know, if we gotta meet up
again like this, I'm gonna
stick it to ya like always.
Oh,pause and I got one more
tidbit of advice for ya.
fun_06colorRecycle, will ya?! colorNow...
color
fun_06colorsizeSCRAM!colorfun_06 |
| OK then, pauseshow me just how
sorry ya are about all the
resettin'. pauseGive it to me
straight, kid!
Go on.pause Communicate the
subtle nuances of how
you're feelin' to me.pause
Capture the moment!
Oh, pauseand just to remind ya,pause
reactionlyin' ain't no good,pause so don't
even think about it!
reactionI just wanna know exactly
how you're feelin' at this
moment.pause That's all.
reactionIf what you're sayin' jives
with me,pause I'll let ya off the
hook. pauseSound good?
|
| OK, pauselet's do this.
fun_06How sorry are ya?fun_07
Incredibly sorry.
Amazingly sorry. |
| OK, pauselet's get into it.
fun_06How sorry are ya?fun_07
Soooooo sorry.
Ridiculously sorry. |
| OK, pauselet's get it done.
fun_06How sorry are ya?fun_07
Ludicrously sorry.
Crazy sorry. |
| OK, pauseit's sorry time.
fun_06How sorry are ya?fun_07
Absurdly sorry.
Really, very sorry. |
| fun_06Ya gotta do this again.pause
Here we go! How sorry?fun_07
Powerful sorry.
Awful sorry. |
| fun_06Gotta do it again, kid.pause
Let's go! How sorry, huh?fun_07
So dang sorry.
Quite sorry. |
| fun_06Gonna have to do it again.pause
Go time! How sorry now?fun_07
Super sorry.
Super-duper sorry. |
| fun_06Gonna need that again.pause
Now! Just how sorry?fun_07
Hugely sorry.
Rather sorry. |
| fun_06Ya knowpause.pause.pause. Somethin' about
your answer sounds fake.pausereaction
reactionAre yapause REALLY all that
sorry now?
reactionReal regret ain't quite so
emphatic,pause no way!pause Your
answer still ain't comin'
from the heart.
reactionSorry, punk,pause but that
answer didn't move me one
little iota. |
| fun_06.pause.pause.pauseYa put it practically in
the very middle!pausereaction That don't
say much of anythin',pause now,
does it?
reactionYeah, that looks like a
bunch of wishy-washiness
to mepause.pause.pause.
reactionSorry, kid, pausebut that answer
don't do it for mepause.pause.pause. |
| fun_06.pause.pause.pauseWhat the heck's THAT
supposed to mean?pause And
here I thought ya were
sorry!pause Don't look like it!
reactionI mean, everyone feels
sorry in a different way,pause
but that's awful one-sided.
Feelin' sorry ain't that
simple!pause There's supposed
to be all these differentpause
nuances in there, yeah?
reactionYou hear me? pauseShow me
nuances! Mixed feelin's!pause |
| fun_06Hmmpause.pause.pause.pause Ahpause.pause.pause. Really, nowpause.pause.pause.
Well, if that's how ya feelpause.pause.pause.
Huh, guess I can believe it.
fun_06reactionOK, fair's fair.pause I'll overlook
the incident...pausethis time! |
| Now, pausewith the way I been
pushin' this,pause I figure ya
know by now, but SAVE
BEFORE YA QUIT!pause OK?
Good. pauseNow,pause just so ya
know, if we meet up again
like this, I'm gonna stick it
to ya like always.
Oh yeah,pause and I got one
more nugget of advice...
fun_06colorDon't bother usin' words
that don't suit ya! colorNow...color
fun_06colorsizeSCRAM!colorfun_06 |
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| NPC_reset.gmm |
| fun_08 |
| Yeah, yeah, pausehow ya doin'?pressButton
Good mornin' and all that. |
| Hey, pausehow ya doin'?pressButton Listen,
lemme just bend your ear
for a bit here. |
| So, uh, hey.pause How ya doin'?pressButton
Real sorry to bug ya this
late in the evenin', but... |
| Ahem...pause Lemme introduce
myself.pause Name's colorResetticolor.color
Mr. Resetticolor. |
| reactionYoupause.pause.pause. pausefun_06You and me ain't met
before? pausereactionYeah, pausewhatever.
reactionSo, pauseyeah, pauselemme see...pause The
manual says I gotta thank
ya for buyin' colorAnimal
Crossing: Wild Worldcolor.
Played ya some DS, huh?pause
Nice. pauseSo, uh, pausereactionthanks for
gettin' colorAnimal Crossing:
City Folkcolor, too. reactionSolid work.
On behalf of everyone at
Nintendo,pause reactionIpause.pause.pause.pausereaction Uhreactionpause.pause.pause.
Ipause.pause.pause.pause Ipause.pause.pause.pause Think, mole, THINK!
pausereactionWhat's the middle part?pause
Uhpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06sizeAw, pauseforget all that!pause
reactionfun_06I'm done pausewastin' time!reaction |
| Uh, pauseyeah, pauseso anyway, this is
colorAnimal Crossing: City Folkcolor.reaction
Thanks for pickin' it up.pause
reactionAppreciate the support.
So, on behalf of everyone
at Nintendo, pausereactionIpause.pause.pause.pausereaction Uhreaction.pause.pause.pause
Yeahpause.pause.pause.pause Sopause.pause.pause.pause I mean, pausereactionI, uhpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06sizeAw, pauseforget all that!
pausereactionfun_06I'm done pausewastin' time!reaction |
| Oh, pausehey, sorry about that.pause
No need to panic, all right?
People been tellin' me for
years that I got a way of
scarin' folks...
Yeah, I just don't get that.pause
I mean, I ain't exactly the
welcome mole, but I'm a
friendly guy, am I right?
Anyway, pauselet's you and me
get down to business,
whaddaya say?
Here's the thing: pauseI got a
little favor to ask ya. |
| So maybe colorTom Nookcolor already
gave ya his song and dance,
but listenpause.pause.pause.
There's a right way and
a wrong way to end your
time in colorAnimal Crossingcolor.pause
You, uh, pausefollowin' me?
Simple, right? pauseYa just colorgrab
some Zscolor in your attic colorbedcolor,
no prob.
Or, if ya wanna switch it up,pause
ya pausepress the "colorSavecolor" Button
and WHAM!pause Same deal.
Either way works.pause Meetin'
me like this? pauseWhat we're doin'
right here? pauseIt means you
been endin' your game right.
Yeah, you keep up the good
work,pause bright eyes.
"Oh, waaah, but what if I
WANNA press the colorRESET
Buttoncolor?" pauseya ask. "What if I
WANNA go to the colorWii Menucolor?"
reaction"Mr. Resetti, ain't that my
own rightpause as a player?"pause
reactionYeah, yeah, kid, I hear ya.pause
I get what you're sayin'.
reactionBut for THIS game,pause might I
strongly suggest reactionya play
without colorresettin'color?pause We clear
here?pause STRONGLY suggest.
pause.pause.pause.pauseAw, look at me go, right?pause
Ol' Mr. Resetti's gone on a
rant again.
Look, sorry.pause Sorry, OK?pause
You maybe noticedpause I ain't
so good at keepin' things
brief.pressButton I'll letcha off now.
reactionBut know this, friend of
mine.pause Ya ever reset durin'
a moment of weakness, pauseI'll
be comin' by for a chat.
I'm sure you're tired of
hearin' this by now,pausereaction but
it's my job to keep ya
honest.pause My JOB, kid.
fun_06sizeNOW, SCRAM! |
| So maybe colorTom Nookcolor already
gave ya his song and dance,
but listenpause.pause.pause.
There's a right way and
a wrong way to end your
time in colorAnimal Crossingcolor.pause
You, uh, pausefollowin' me?
Simple, right? pauseYa just colorgrab
some Zscolor in your attic colorbedcolor,
no prob.
Or, if ya wanna switch it up,pause
ya pausepress the "colorSavecolor" Button
and WHAM!pause Same deal.
Either way works.pause Meetin'
me like this? pauseWhat we're doin'
right here? pauseIt means you
been endin' your game right.
Yeah, you keep up the good
work,pause bright eyes.
"Oh, waaah, but what if I
WANNA press the colorRESET
Buttoncolor?" pauseya ask. "What if I
WANNA go to the colorWii Menucolor?"
reaction"Mr. Resetti, ain't that my
own rightpause as a player?"pause
reactionYeah, yeah, kid, I hear ya.pause
I get what you're sayin'.
reactionBut for THIS game,pause might I
strongly suggest reactionya play
without colorresettin'color?pause We clear
here?pause STRONGLY suggest.
pause.pause.pause.pauseAw, look at me go, right?pause
Ol' Mr. Resetti's gone on a
rant again.
Look, sorry.pause Sorry, OK?pause
You maybe noticedpause I ain't
so good at keepin' things
brief.pressButton I'll letcha off now.
reactionBut know this, friend of
mine.pause Ya ever reset, pauseI'll be
swingin' by again for a little
chat with ya.
I'm sure you're tired of
hearin' this by now,pausereaction but
it's my job to keep ya
honest.pause My JOB, kid.
fun_06sizeNOW, SCRAM! |
| pauseAh, pausereactionso it's youpause.pause.pause. |
| Oh, I ain't surprised, kid.pause
Nah,pause I had a feelin' in my
gut you'd pull a stunt like
this.pause The gut don't lie.
reactionI can see ya thinkin'
furiously over there, right?pause
"How'd that sly mole catch
me? Is he a ninja?"reactionpause
reactionNo ninja. pauseNah, over at the
colorReset Centercolor,pause we got us a
switchboard that lights up
when someone colorresetscolor.colorpause
colorreactionNo magic, no ninjas. pauseJust
the way of the world.pause Bad
deeds don't go unpunished
for long, pauseget me, kid? |
| But hey,pause even a bright kid
like you makes mistakes,
am I right?pause Or heck, maybe
ya just misheard me.
Yeah, pauseso today I'll just run
down the basics for ya
again, hopin' deeply that
they sink in this time.
Yapause still remember my whole
speech about the right way
to end your time in colorAnimal
Crossingcolor,pause right?
Right.pause Ya either colorsleep colorin
the colorattic bedcolor, or ya hit that
colorsave colorbutton.pause Either way's
just peachy by me.
Look atcha, noddin'. pauseYa do
remember.pause Maybe try usin'
that noodle to remember
the rest of my advice, huh?
reactionListen good, colorstringcolor.pause
Ya live life, and all that
time ya spend, that's what
becomes your memories.
Memories are precious, kid.pause
And same goes for your
time in colorAnimal Crossingcolor.pause
Everypause secondpause is precious.
reactionNow, since everythin' is so
precious,pause don'tcha wanna
make surepause ya preserve
those precious moments?
reactionThere ain't no bigger wastepause
than just throwin' away a
whole page of memories
just like that.
reactionThat's why I want ya to
make sure ya save before
quittin'.pause Simple enough,
ain't it, kid?
fun_06Wonderful.pause Helpin' kids like
yourself see the light
makes mepause a happy mole.pause
I'm ecstatic over here.
reactionNow, pauseallow me to hammer
this message home so it
stays in that brain of yours.
You can save your game bypause
colorcatching some Zscolor in the
colorattic bedcolor, pauseor by pressin' the
colorsave colorbutton,pause OK, kid?
reactionfun_06Don't forget it! Now... |
|
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06
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| pauseAw, pausereactionYOU againpause.pause.pause. |
| Huh.pause Guess that chat we
had didn't sink in, huh? |
| Let's put on our thinkin'
helmets, huh?pause Yeah, let's.pause
Now, in everyday life, pausehow
often do ya get topause colorresetcolor?
Say ya fail a test or
somethin'.pause Can ya travel
back in timepause and take the
thing over?pause Huh? pauseCan ya?
Or wait, how about this?pause
Say ya oversleep, right?pause
Can ya wind back that
clock and wake up on time?
Ya can't, huh.pause YEAH.
reactionIt's just common sense,
professor.pressButton There ain't no
do-overs in life. |
| Now, pausein games,pause the rules
might be a little different.pause
Some games might be soft
on ya and letcha reset.
But think on it, colorstringcolor.pressButtonreaction
Reset all ya want,pause ya ain't
never gonna get back all
that time ya spentpause.pause.pause.
reactionYa gonna go runnin' to
resetpause just 'cause your
breakfast came late one
day in colorstringcolor?
Don't make me laugh, kid!pause
Here's a news flash for ya!pause
You're playin' a game here!
reactionAnd since you're playin' a
game, pauseit ain't hard to take
the bad with the good and
keep on rollin', pauseyeah?
Look, here's what I'm
gettin' at, pausecolorstringpausecolor.pause.pause.
fun_06Ya can't spend your lifepause
resettin' over and over just
to get your mittspause on some
item you like or whatever.
fun_06Likewise, pauseonly crybabies
would start their day overpause
just 'cause they had a little
rough spot during their day.
fun_06Ya ain't in Mrs. Quitter's
School for Resettin' Babies
no more.pause It's time ya
graduated, kidpausepause.pause.pause. |
| Phew.pause.pause.
reactionpauseI bet you're wonderin' if
this mole's jaw ever runs
outta yappin' power,pause yeah?
reactionAll right, pauseI can take a hint.pause
My throat's feelin' like
it's half past a lozenge,
anyway.
Besides, I may be a mole,pause
but I ain't blind.pause I see
you're pooped,pause so I'll end
my little speech right here.
Just promise me, pauseOK, kid?pause
reactionFor cryin' out loud, colorsave
colorbefore ya colorend your gamecolor.pressButton
reaction.pause.pause.pauseGot me? pauseGood. |
| Oh yeah, pauseand one more
thing, just in case the
message didn't get across
in Englishpause.pause.pause. |
|
colorAVE-SAY, UNK-PAY!
color
That's right, kid, I know pig
latin! pauseHopefully that'll
stick in your head.
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| pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pauseYa just don't give up,
do ya, punk? |
| Tell me somethin'. pauseYou the
forgetful type?pausepressButtonreaction Or do ya
just do this to torment me?pause
reactionHey, ya slip up once or
twice, I get it, it's fine.pause
I ain't made of stone.pause
Maybe ya got distracted.
reactionBut this here,pause kidpause.pause.pause.pause This is
your THIRD reminder.pause
reactionIf ya DIDN'T do it on
purpose this time,pause I think it
may be time to see a
doctor or somethin'!pause
fun_06reactionListen.pause When ya suddenly
quit,pause that gets flagged as a
colorRESETcolor, and a guy YELLS in
my EAR on the PHONE.
reactionIf you're gonna wrap it up
for the day, do the right
thing and colorsavecolor, will ya?reaction
reactionYa thank the cook after
chow,pause right?pause And before ya
go home, ya say good-bye?pause
reactionIt ain't no different here.
reactionOr maybe you're the type
of gender that don't got no
social graces, pausehmm?reaction
reactionYeah, I hear that's a big
problem with kids today.pause
Saw some bigwig goin' on
about it in the papers.
reactionWell, listen, kid, them social
graces are a fundamental
part of communicatin'!
reactionAnd yapause can't even do thatpause.pause.pause.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pausereactionLook, I don't wanna
belabor the point or
nothin'. pauseWe're done here.
reactionBut seriously, colorpausestringcolor...pause
Ya know baseball?pause Ya know
that one rule?pause The three-
strikes-you're-out one?
fun_06I'm a generous guy,pause but I
got a breakin' point.pause Strike
out enough, and I lose it.pause
I lose it BIG.color
colorreactionBut, hey, pauselotsa guys hit a
home run after strikin' out,
don't they? pauseYeah, yeah.
I believe in ya, colorstringcolor.pause
Next time ya step up to
bat, make sure ya hit it
outta the park.pause Now... |
|
fun_06sizeSCRAM!
|
| fun_06The doc's been tellin' me it
ain't good to blow my stack
so much, pauseso I held back
today.pausereaction Remember that. |
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| pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pauseCripes,pause do ya ever
learn, kid? |
|
colorHaaapausehpausehpausehpausehpausehpause-pause-pause!
|
|
fun_06fun_06sizeGRAAAH!
|
| fun_06fun_06sizeI SAID fun_06fun_06NOT
TO RESET! |
| fun_06fun_06sizeWHAT DON'T
fun_06fun_06YOU GET?! |
| .pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause
pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pausePhewpause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.
.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.
fun_06reactionMan,pause been a while since I
had to yell like that.pause I'm
seein' spots over here.
reactionI'm startin' to think I ain't
never met someone with a
melon as hard as yours,reactionpause but
that won't stop this mole! |
| Lookpause.pause.pause. Let's forget about
other games for a sec, huh?pause
See,pause we're talkin' aboutpause
colorAnimal Crossing: City Folkcolor.
It's unique, kid.pause And as
such, I get sent herepausereaction to
suggest that ya hold off on
frivolous resettin'.
And then, uh...pause Oh yeah,pausereaction
then I tell ya about how
there's no colorresettin' colorin real
lifepausereaction.pause.pause.pauseright?
reactionAnd sure, you're probably
all bent now,pausereaction wonderin'
why some mole's gotta yell
atcha while you're playin'.
reactionWell,pause games got rules, kid,pause
so excuse me if I ask ya to
get unbent, and quick.
Now, don't get me wrong,pause
I'm mostly like that one
company prez who just
wants to make folks smilepause.pause.pause.
reactionBut when that reset alarm
starts ringin', pausefun_06I could be in
the shower,pause sittin' down to
eat,pause sleepin'pause.pause.pause.
reactionIt don't matter!pause When it
goes off,pause Ipause gottapause get uppausereaction and
go stick it to whatever punkreaction
just pressed that button.
You probably can't tell,pausereaction
but pausefun_06I'm wearin' a T-shirt
for undies under here! pause
Think it feels good?! |
| Whatever.pause I think ya got
somethin' to chew on now.pause
Heard me?pausecolor colorQuit colorresettin'color!pause
Got that?pause Good. |
| Oh yeah,pause one more nugget
of advice for ya.
fun_06colorIf you're gonna take a bath,
make sure ya get the water
up to your shoulders, ya
grubby little potato!
colorpause.pause.pause.pauseOf course,pausereaction it don't do no
good if ya don't scrub, too.pause
Anyway, I said my piece.pause
Now...reaction
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
| |
|
fun_06fun_06sizeGRRARGH!
|
| pause.pause.pause.pauseHuh? pauseWhere's gender at? |
| Pffftpause.pause.pause.pause There we gopause.pause.pause.
reactionYeah, pauseI had a hunch it was
gonna be you. pauseGuess I'm a
psychic now.
reactionI just got over a cold, ya
know.pause And here I am,
tunnelin' all over to find
ya.pause Fun times.
reactionBut ya just don't quit.pause Nah.
And ya ain't hearin' me.
reactionOr maybe ya DID hear me,pause
fun_06but ya just, I dunno, pausedon't
see what the big deal is.pause
fun_06Just bounces right off ya.
reactioncapitalizeLettercolorstringcolor, I could tell ya
it's your game,pause play how ya
like, but don't ya get what
I been sayin'?
Ain't there some merit inpause
loosenin' up a little and
just playin' for fun?pause
Ya know, come what may?
How about ya give that
whole "reset, reset" thing a
rest pausereactionand colorsave coloryour game a
little more often, yeah?
Even if things don't always
go perfect for ya,pause THAT'S
THE GAME, get me?pause Take it
as it comes and have funpause.pause.pause.
reactionfun_06.pause.pause.pauseYa followin' me? |
|
fun_06fun_06sizeYA HEAR ME?
|
| fun_06Bottom line, pauseif ya just quit
fun_06with the colorresettin'colorpause...
fun_06pauseI wouldn't have to keep
comin' down herepausefun_06 to read
ya the riot act!reaction
reactionPheeeewpause.pause.pause.
reactionYa ain't the only one tired
of this, ya know.pause Comin'
out every time ya do it is
burnin' me out.pause Think on it.
I mean, use your melon.pause
Every time I come out here,
I gotta burrow through
solid earth,pause professor. |
| How aboutpause ya fix that bad
habit of yours so we can
stop wastin' each other's
time, huh, kid?
reactionfun_06Quit colorresettin'color.pause Got it this
time?pause Crystal clear, right?fun_07
I get it.
Huh? |
| Phew!pause Long as ya got the
message,pause we're done here.
reactionBut pauseI'm beggin' ya, kid.pause
Don't make me come out
here to do this again!
reactionOh,pause and one more bit of
advice for the road...
fun_06colorBrush those pausefurry teeth!color
We clear here?pause OK then...
fun_06 sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
| fun_06fun_06sizeWHAAAT?pausefun_06
fun_06QUIT JOKIN'!
size
fun_06reactionOK, fine, that's how it is!pause
Guess I just gotta take
everythin' we just talked
about,pause and fun_06say it AGAIN!
fun_06reactionThat whatcha want, punk?pause
Man,pause I am sick and tired of
givin' you this speech! |
| Pshhhpause.pause.pause.pause Oh, brother.
What do I gotta say to get
this message across, huh?
reactionListen, pauseI got wet clothes
sittin' in the washer as we
speak, OK, kid?
I gotta get home and throwpause
'em out to dry fastpausereaction or I'm
gonna be wearin' moldy
wrinkles all week.
fun_06Lemme tell ya, pauseI do NOT
wanna have to walk around
in clothes that smell like
old dish towels, punk! |
| fun_06Huh?
What was that?
reactionCouldn't hear me, huhpause.pause.pause.pause?pause
Fine, I'll give it to ya again. |
| fun_06fun_06sizeYAAARGH!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeYOU! AGAIN?!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeQUIT MESSIN'
AROUND!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeYOU PUNK!
size
fun_06fun_06sizeHow many times
fun_06fun_06do I gotta do this?! |
| Hehhhh...pause Hooof...pause Heeeepause.pause.pause.pause
.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause
fun_06reactionOK, pausecolorstringcolor,pause this is it!pause
Ya wanna go? pauseWe're goin'!pause
Todaypause is the daypause I put onpause
my unhappy hat.
I knowpause EXACTLYpause whatcha
think about our little
situation.pause Oh yeah, I got
your number now, punk.
fun_06reactionHere's the deal: pauseI give up.pause
Reset, don't reset,pause I don't
care.pause It's your call!
fun_06That's right, kid,pause you're
free to decide.pause Free as
some big, cheatin' bird!
reactionHonest, I give up.pause I'm tired
of diggin' out here and
back over and over.
reactionI can see it in those eyes.pause
Ya wanna reset, don't ya?pause
Ya LOVE doin' it.
Well, lemme help ya out, if
ya want it so bad.pause Sure, I'll
just do it FOR ya!
Ya can't see it from where
you're sittin',pausereaction but I got a
Wii Remotepause right here in a
little holster.
So, whaddaya say I just
grab that bad boypause and
wiiiiipe the slate clean?pause
We'll forget EVERYTHIN'.
reactionSound good, ya little punk?pause
Ready to start all over?!
|
|
fun_06pausesizeSEEpause YA,pause KID!fun_06
|
|
sizeGOTCHA! |
| fun_06How'd ya like that, huh?!pause
Did I scare ya, punk?pause
reactionHeh pausehehpause hehpause hehpause heh.
reactionRemember it, pausecolorstringcolor.colorpause
colorNext time,pause I might be out to
do more than just give ya a
little scare.
reactionKeep actin' up,pause and things
could get real tough for
ya.pause So, change that tune.pause
And I mean quick. |
| Anyway, I'm done with this.pause
Ya gonna stop colorresettin'color?pause
Yeah?pause Clear enough, yeah?fun_07
I get it.
Huh? |
| Good.pause I gave the message,
pauseya got the message, and we
got no more business.
reactionBut pauseuse your head, kid.pause
Don't make me come out
here again, I'm beggin' ya.
reactionOh,pause and before I go...
colorfun_06Wear your wrist strap! THIS
mole sure does!pause colorNow...
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
| fun_06fun_06sizeWHAAAAT?!
fun_06fun_06COME ON!
size
reactionI got a mind to reset your
game for real this time!pause
Ready to start all over,
ya little punk? pause
fun_06reactionBetcha wouldn't like thatpause
too much, huh?pause Well, I
don't like it neither. pauseIt
pains me to do it, I tell ya. |
| Ugh, cripespause.pause.pause.
What do I gotta saypause to get
through to that brain?
reactionYou DO wanna wrap up our
little chatpause and get down to
playin' games,pause am I right?
Me, too.pause I had to pause my
Super Moleo Bros. to come
out here,pause and I'm itchin' to
get back to itpause.pause.pause. |
| fun_06Huh?
What was that?
reactionYou didn't hear mepause.pause.pause.pause?pause
Fine, here we go again. |
| fun_06fun_06sizeBRAAARGH!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeYOU! AGAIN?!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeWHAT IS THE
DEAL, PUNK?pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeIT JUST
NEVER ENDS!
|
| Hurffpause.pause.pause. pauseHurffpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06I can't remember how many
times I've had to yap my
jaw off here.pause But ya just
keep at itpause.pause.pause.
reactionThis time it was on
purpose, pausewasn't it? pauseYa
reached over with a little
grin and reset, didn't ya?
Well,pause ya got me at a loss
for words, kid.pause Ain't nothin'
in the manual for dealin'
with the likes of you.
reactionYou're a repeat offender,
kid. pauseAnd today ya just reset
for kicks, I just know it.
reactionHuh?pause Ya sayin' ya didn't?pause
I'm wrong?pause
reactionRight, punk, whatever.pause It
don't matter now, anyhow.
reactionI don't stop, kid. pauseI'm gonna
keep comin' and tellin' ya
what's whatpausereaction 'til ya decide
to give this stuff a rest. |
| OK.pause.pause.pause Let's forget about
other games for a sec. pauseSee,pause
here's how it ispause here in
colorAnimal Crossing: City Folkcolor.
I been sent herepausereaction to suggest
that ya hold off on the
frivolous resettin'.pause
...OK, we covered that.
Then, uh... pauseOh yeah, pausereactionI told
ya about how there's no
colorresettin' colorin real lifepausereaction.pause.pause.pause
Yeah, got that, too.pause
reactionThen ya cry about it and
tell mepause it's your right to
reset. And I tell ya, pauseI get
what you're sayin', reactionpausebut...
Then I reiterate that pausethe
rules for this game are
differentpausepausereaction and that ya gotta
wrap your head around it.
reactionI covered ALL that stuff, pauseso
what's the next step?pause Uhpause...
pauseOh yeah, pauseI go back into the
reactionpausebit about no colorresettin' colorin
real life, that's good stuff.pause
reaction.pause.pause.pauseYeah, I think that's next.pause
OK,pause here we go. Uh...
reactionfun_06Think about life, kid.pause LIFE.pause
Ain't no do-overs, nope,
and there ain't nopause.pause.pause.pause |
| fun_06fun_06sizeI HEAR THAT!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeALWAYS
CLICKIN'!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeWAAAAAAAH!
CLICK-CLICK!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeIT STINKS!
size
fun_06fun_06sizeQuit it with the
button pressin'! |
| Hefff,pause haaaarrf, pausehooooofpause.pause.pause.pause
Can't ya sit still for one
minute, pausegender Antsypants?!pause
reactionGot any idea how many
times ya hit that button
since I started talkin'?pausefun_06
Huh? pauseWanna know?pausefun_07
Not really.
Tell me! |
| fun_06fun_06size"Not really?"
What is that?
fun_06Ya pressed that
thing colorfun_03 timescolor!fun_06reaction
size
reactionAnd it ain't MY fault!pause If ya
don't like hearin' all this,
all ya gotta do is give the
resettin' a rest!
reactionfun_06I'm outta patience, kid!pause
I ain't goin' nowhere 'til
ya realizepause ya been doin'
wrongpausefun_06 and STOP! |
| fun_06fun_06Huh?pause reactionSo, ya wanna know?
reaction.pause.pause.pauseYa picked a weird time to
start bein' straight with me.pause
reactioncolorPsh, kid's gotta be kiddin'.pause
Who counts button tapspause.pause.pause.?
reactioncolorLook, point is, pauseya pressed
that button a TON. reactionAnd if
you're sick of my yellin',pause
quit resettin' already.
reactionfun_06I'm outta patience, kiddo!pause
I ain't goin' nowhere 'til
ya realizepause ya been doin'
wrongpausefun_06 and QUIT IT! |
| Sopause.pause.pause.pause Where do we go from
here, huh?
I could sit around askin' if
ya get itpause all day long.pause But
that's just in one ear and
out the other with ya, pausehuh?
Hmmmpause.pause.pause.pause reactionfun_06Oh yeah, I got it!pause
Here's how this is gonna
go, kid.
reactionYou noddin' your headpause ain't
gonna cut it this time. pauseNah,
you're gonna repeat after
me, pausepunk!
fun_06And if ya mess up,pause we'll
just start over! pauseFun, right?pause
reactionYeahpause.pause.pause.pause Well, here we go.pause
Perk up them ears! |
| Ya listenin'? pauseHere goes.
reactionfun_06Lemme hear ya say this:pause
"colorfun_04color"pause
Do it, kid.pause Do it! |
| Good stuff! I can tell ya
believe it deep down, kid.
Don't forget them words! |
| OK then.pause So long as ya get
the big picture,pause we ain't
gotta do this no more.
reactionBut c'mon, kid. pauseI'm beggin'.pause
Don't make me do this
again! pauseYou're sick of it, I'm
sick of it, we're sick of it.
reactionOh,pause but one last thing...
colorfun_06Go to bed early! colorNow...
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
|
fun_06fun_06sizeWRONG!
size
reactionfun_06That ain't gonna cut the
mustard, kid. pauseIt's all wrong.
fun_06Guess we gotta do this
all over again!
|
| fun_06fun_06sizeWha-WHAT?!
fun_06fun_06COME ON!
size
sizefun_06fun_06ALL WRONG!
size
reactionfun_06Ya just figured ya
wouldn't get it anyhow and
blabbed out the first thing
ya thought of,fun_06pause am I right?
fun_06Listen, ya keep spoutin'
nonsense and we ain't
NEVER gonna finish here!
reactionfun_06Stop horsin' aroundpause fun_06and
just say what you're told,pause
colorstringcolor.pause Come on! |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| fun_06fun_06sizeHEYYYY!pausesize
fun_06fun_06sizecapitalizeLetterstring!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeAgain with this?pause
fun_06fun_06Ya don't stop!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeWHY WON'T YA
STOP RESETTIN'? |
| Haaaaaaaffpause...pause Hoooooooffpause.pause.pause.pause
.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause |
| fun_06.pause.pause.pauseHere we are.pause Again. |
| Uuuughpause.pause.pause.
How many other ways can I
say it?pause What do I gotta do
to make this stick, huh? |
| OK, colorpausestringcolor, I'm calm.pause
I probably said this before,
but look alive, cause you're
gettin' it again.
Let's talk about erasin' the
past pausejust 'cause ya didn't
like what happened...
Or pretendin' somethin'
didn't happenpause just 'cause it
didn't go your way...
Attitudes like that are
everywhere nowadays,pausereaction and
spreadin'pause all the time.
reactionBut it ain't right, kid.pause
It ain't. pauseEver think of just
tryin' to take things as
they come?pause Huh?
Look, next time ya feel the
need to reset, pausereactiontake a deep
breath and think about
what it says about ya.pause
And maybe,pause just maybe
you'll see the light and
stop resettin'. pauseDo that, and
you and me are golden.
reactionI know ya ain't fond of our
little chats,pause butpause I'm doin' it
for you, kid.reactionpause That's how
much this mole cares.
reactionFace it, pauseif I didn't care,pause I'd
just show up,pausereaction hack out a
word or two like it was no
big deal, and leavepause.pause.pause. |
| fun_08 |
| Speakin' of which, pauseI just
hate it when folks say stuff
they don't mean.pause Stuff like,pause
"Let's do lunch sometime!"
reactionfun_06fun_06What does that MEAN?!pause
fun_06fun_06Don't tell me "sometime"!pause
reactionI'm openin' up time in my
schedule for yapause, bozo!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseUh, yeah, got a little off
message here,pausereaction so I'm gonna
wrap this up. |
| Speakin' of, ya know how
some girls'll tell ya,pause "Oh,
that sounds fun, pausetake me
there sometime"?pause
reactionfun_06fun_06So, WHEN is "sometime"?pause
fun_06fun_06Don't just toss that out
there!pausereaction I'm tryin' to pencil
ya into my calendar here!pause
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseOf course, reactionpausethat ain't got
nothin' to do with this, so
I'm gonna shut my yap. |
| fun_08 |
| Bottom line is, I said what I
had to say.pause Ya don't colorreset
colorno more, yeah?pause Ya got it?pause
Ya clear?fun_07
I get it.
Huh? |
| Well, ain't that a mercy.pause
Ya got the message,pause so we
don't gotta go round and
round again.
reactionBut kid... pauseI'm pleadin'.pause
Please, please, don't make
me come out here no more!
reactionOh,pause and one more bit of
advice for the road... |
| fun_06fun_06sizeWHAAAT?pausefun_06
fun_06NOT FUNNY!
size
fun_06reactionIf that's how it is, pausethen I
guess I gotta check my
notes on what I just saidpause
and fun_06say it one more time!
fun_06reactionThat sound good, ya punk?pause
Man,pause I'm runnin' out of
junk to say over here! |
| Ugh, ridiculouspause.pause.pause.
What do I gotta saypause to get
through that thick skull?
reactionI mean, I assume ya
wanna quit listenin'pause and
get down to playin',pause right? |
| fun_06Huh?
What was that?
reactionCouldn't hear me, huhpause.pause.pause.pause?pause
Fine, I'll give it to ya again. |
|
colorfun_06If ya plan a lunch, ya don't
miss that lunch! colorNow...
|
|
colorfun_06Say what ya mean and
mean what ya say! colorNow...
|
|
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06
|
| Anyhow,pause quit it with all
that resettin', OK?pause
Nowpause.pause.pause.pause reactionfun_06We're gonna do like
we did before. reactionThis time a
simple reply pauseain't gonna do.
pauseYour job's to repeat after
me, pausekid!
fun_06And if ya mess up,pause we get
to start over!pause Fun, huh?pause
reactionSo, uhpause.pause.pause.pause Yeah, here we go.
pausePerk up them ears! |
| Ready? pauseHere we go.
reactionfun_06I wanna hear ya say this:
"colorfun_04color"pause
Knock me out, kid! |
| Solid work, kid.pause Straight
from the heart, right?
Now don't go forgettin'
whatcha just said! |
| We're good then. pauseSo long
as ya see the big picture,pause
we're done with business.
reactionBut pauseI'm beggin' ya, kid.pause
For the luvva dirt, don't
make me come out here
no more!
reactionOh,pause and one more thing...
colorfun_06Quit it already! You're
ruinin' my nerves! colorNow...
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
|
fun_06fun_06sizeWRONG!
size
reactionfun_06That ain't gonna cut the
mustard, kid. pauseAll WRONG.pausefun_06
Guess we gotta do it again!
|
| fun_06fun_06sizeHUH-WHAAT?!
fun_06fun_06COME OFF IT!
size
sizefun_06fun_06ALL WRONG!
size
reactionfun_06What, ya figured you'd
screw it up anyway, so ya
just blurted somethin' out,
fun_06pauseam I right?
fun_06Keep it up, kid. pauseYeah,
keep it up and we ain't
NEVER gettin' outta here.
reactionfun_06How about ya quit
screwin' aroundpause fun_06and just
say what you're told,pause
colorstringcolor, huh? |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| Hey,pause over there.pause You, kid.pause
Yeah, pauseI mean YOU with the
face right there.
fun_06Yeah, you. pauseCome on, pauseof
course I mean you, punk.pause
Ya see anyone else
around here,pause colorstringcolor? |
| You're a real piece of work,
kid, ya know thatpause.pause.pause.pause?
Ya don't regret your
behavior one pausefun_06tpauseepauseepauseepausenpausespauseypause little
bit, huh?
fun_06reactionDon't play innocent with
me!pause Ya know EXACTLY
what I mean.
reactionfun_06Resettin', pauseprofessor!pause
fun_06I'm talkin' about the way
ya keep resettin'!
reactionreactionfun_06And ya just keep doin' it!pause
reactionEven after I told ya I'm
only givin' ya the business
'cause I care!pause
reactionfun_06I know ya got rights, kid.pause
You're the one playin',pause so
ya get to reset if ya want.pause
I get it. pauseI accept it.
fun_06In fact, pausereset whenever ya
want!pause Forget about all
the yellin' I been doin'.pause
Forget it ever happened.
I promise, from now onpause I'll
keep a cool head when I
talk at ya. pauseI'm sorry.pause
I'm Mr. Nice Mole now. |
| fun_06Yeah, yeah,pause here we gopause.pause.pause. |
| fun_06OK,pause here we go againpausepause.pause.pause. |
| Say there, pausefriend of mine,pause
ya ever stop to think
about resettin'?pause Just mull
it over once in a while?pause
pausereactionI meanpause.pause.pause. Who hasn't, right?pause
There ain't nothin' wrong
with it pauseor anythin'.
reactionThing of it is,pause I, uh,pause
happened to notice ya
been resettin' real pause
regular-like.
Ya know, to me, doin' that
is real,pausereaction uh...pause How to put itpause.pause.pause.
It's like...
reactionYa knowpause.pause.pause.pause It's, uh, this...pausereaction reaction
Hey, pausereactioncompletely different
topic, butpause how's life, huh?
pauseRecently, I mean.
Doin' good, pauseI bet.pause High on
the hog, right?pause Not for this
mole, though.pause Nah, things
ain't been so goodpause.pause.pause.
Can't really get into no
details right now, pausebut let's
just say I'm ready for a
vacation, ya know?
reactionSo, yeah, pausereactionby the way...pausereaction
How's everyone doin'?pause
They, uhpause.pause.pause.doin' good?pause
Everyone, I mean?
reactionSo, yeah.pause.pause.pause
Ya get my pointpause.pause.pause.pauseright?pause fun_06reaction
Uh,pause I meanpause.pause.pause.pause I made myself
completely clear, yeah?pause
pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pausereaction |
| fun_06fun_06sizeAAAAAAAAH,
fun_06fun_06FORGET IT! |
| fun_06fun_06sizeENOUGH!
fun_06fun_06NO MORE! |
| I can't take talkin' all nice
and proper like that.pause
Makes me wanna yell at
the mole in the mirror!
reactionC'mere.pause Look at my arm,
will ya?pause reactionTalkin' all stiff like
that gave me goose bumps!pause
Goose bumps on a mole! |
| I can't stand talkin' all nice
like that.pause Makes me wanna
give myself a wedgie!
reactionLook at my arm!pause See that?pausereaction
It happened again!pause Talkin'
all polite gave me
goose bumps!pause Believe that? |
| Creeped ya out, too, right?pause
Ya don't want me to do
that no more, pauseright?
Then ya know how it goes.pause
Stop resettin'!pause Got it? pauseAre
we crystal clear this time? |
| fun_08 |
| Seriously now, don't let me
down!pause Let's make this the
LAST time, pauseOK, kid?
Good. pauseNow,pause just so ya
know, if we gotta meet up
again like this, I'm gonna
stick it to ya like always.
Oh,pause and I got one more
tidbit of advice for ya.
fun_06colorRecycle, will ya?! colorNow...
color
fun_06colorsizeSCRAM!colorfun_06 |
| OK then, pauseshow me just how
sorry ya are about all the
resettin'. pauseGive it to me
straight, kid!
Go on.pause Communicate the
subtle nuances of how
you're feelin' to me.pause
Capture the moment!
Oh, pauseand just to remind ya,pause
reactionlyin' ain't no good,pause so don't
even think about it!
reactionI just wanna know exactly
how you're feelin' at this
moment.pause That's all.
reactionIf what you're sayin' jives
with me,pause I'll let ya off the
hook. pauseSound good?
|
| OK, pauselet's do this.
fun_06How sorry are ya?fun_07
Incredibly sorry.
Amazingly sorry. |
| OK, pauselet's get into it.
fun_06How sorry are ya?fun_07
Soooooo sorry.
Ridiculously sorry. |
| OK, pauselet's get it done.
fun_06How sorry are ya?fun_07
Ludicrously sorry.
Crazy sorry. |
| OK, pauseit's sorry time.
fun_06How sorry are ya?fun_07
Absurdly sorry.
Really, very sorry. |
| fun_06Ya gotta do this again.pause
Here we go! How sorry?fun_07
Powerful sorry.
Awful sorry. |
| fun_06Gotta do it again, kid.pause
Let's go! How sorry, huh?fun_07
So dang sorry.
Quite sorry. |
| fun_06Gonna have to do it again.pause
Go time! How sorry now?fun_07
Super sorry.
Super-duper sorry. |
| fun_06Gonna need that again.pause
Now! Just how sorry?fun_07
Hugely sorry.
Rather sorry. |
| fun_06Ya knowpause.pause.pause. Somethin' about
your answer sounds fake.pausereaction
reactionAre yapause REALLY all that
sorry now?
reactionReal regret ain't quite so
emphatic,pause no way!pause Your
answer still ain't comin'
from the heart.
reactionSorry, punk,pause but that
answer didn't move me one
little iota. |
| fun_06.pause.pause.pauseYa put it practically in
the very middle!pausereaction That don't
say much of anythin',pause now,
does it?
reactionYeah, that looks like a
bunch of wishy-washiness
to mepause.pause.pause.
reactionSorry, kid, pausebut that answer
don't do it for mepause.pause.pause. |
| fun_06.pause.pause.pauseWhat the heck's THAT
supposed to mean?pause And
here I thought ya were
sorry!pause Don't look like it!
reactionI mean, everyone feels
sorry in a different way,pause
but that's awful one-sided.
Feelin' sorry ain't that
simple!pause There's supposed
to be all these differentpause
nuances in there, yeah?
reactionYou hear me? pauseShow me
nuances! Mixed feelin's!pause |
| fun_06Hmmpause.pause.pause.pause Ahpause.pause.pause. Really, nowpause.pause.pause.
Well, if that's how ya feelpause.pause.pause.
Huh, guess I can believe it.
fun_06reactionOK, fair's fair.pause I'll overlook
the incident...pausethis time! |
| Now, pausewith the way I been
pushin' this,pause I figure ya
know by now, but SAVE
BEFORE YA QUIT!pause OK?
Good. pauseNow,pause just so ya
know, if we meet up again
like this, I'm gonna stick it
to ya like always.
Oh yeah,pause and I got one
more nugget of advice...
fun_06colorDon't bother usin' words
that don't suit ya! colorNow...color
fun_06colorsizeSCRAM!colorfun_06 |
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| NPC_reset.gmm |
| fun_08 |
| Yeah, yeah, pausehow ya doin'?pressButton
Good mornin' and all that. |
| Hey, pausehow ya doin'?pressButton Listen,
lemme just bend your ear
for a bit here. |
| So, uh, hey.pause How ya doin'?pressButton
Real sorry to bug ya this
late in the evenin', but... |
| Ahem...pause Lemme introduce
myself.pause Name's colorResetticolor.color
Mr. Resetticolor. |
| reactionYoupause.pause.pause. pausefun_06You and me ain't met
before? pausereactionYeah, pausewhatever.
reactionSo, pauseyeah, pauselemme see...pause The
manual says I gotta thank
ya for buyin' colorAnimal
Crossing: Wild Worldcolor.
Played ya some DS, huh?pause
Nice. pauseSo, uh, pausereactionthanks for
gettin' colorAnimal Crossing:
City Folkcolor, too. reactionSolid work.
On behalf of everyone at
Nintendo,pause reactionIpause.pause.pause.pausereaction Uhreactionpause.pause.pause.
Ipause.pause.pause.pause Ipause.pause.pause.pause Think, mole, THINK!
pausereactionWhat's the middle part?pause
Uhpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06sizeAw, pauseforget all that!pause
reactionfun_06I'm done pausewastin' time!reaction |
| Uh, pauseyeah, pauseso anyway, this is
colorAnimal Crossing: City Folkcolor.reaction
Thanks for pickin' it up.pause
reactionAppreciate the support.
So, on behalf of everyone
at Nintendo, pausereactionIpause.pause.pause.pausereaction Uhreaction.pause.pause.pause
Yeahpause.pause.pause.pause Sopause.pause.pause.pause I mean, pausereactionI, uhpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06sizeAw, pauseforget all that!
pausereactionfun_06I'm done pausewastin' time!reaction |
| Oh, pausehey, sorry about that.pause
No need to panic, all right?
People been tellin' me for
years that I got a way of
scarin' folks...
Yeah, I just don't get that.pause
I mean, I ain't exactly the
welcome mole, but I'm a
friendly guy, am I right?
Anyway, pauselet's you and me
get down to business,
whaddaya say?
Here's the thing: pauseI got a
little favor to ask ya. |
| So maybe colorTom Nookcolor already
gave ya his song and dance,
but listenpause.pause.pause.
There's a right way and
a wrong way to end your
time in colorAnimal Crossingcolor.pause
You, uh, pausefollowin' me?
Simple, right? pauseYa just colorgrab
some Zscolor in your attic colorbedcolor,
no prob.
Or, if ya wanna switch it up,pause
ya pausepress the "colorSavecolor" Button
and WHAM!pause Same deal.
Either way works.pause Meetin'
me like this? pauseWhat we're doin'
right here? pauseIt means you
been endin' your game right.
Yeah, you keep up the good
work,pause bright eyes.
"Oh, waaah, but what if I
WANNA press the colorRESET
Buttoncolor?" pauseya ask. "What if I
WANNA go to the colorWii Menucolor?"
reaction"Mr. Resetti, ain't that my
own rightpause as a player?"pause
reactionYeah, yeah, kid, I hear ya.pause
I get what you're sayin'.
reactionBut for THIS game,pause might I
strongly suggest reactionya play
without colorresettin'color?pause We clear
here?pause STRONGLY suggest.
pause.pause.pause.pauseAw, look at me go, right?pause
Ol' Mr. Resetti's gone on a
rant again.
Look, sorry.pause Sorry, OK?pause
You maybe noticedpause I ain't
so good at keepin' things
brief.pressButton I'll letcha off now.
reactionBut know this, friend of
mine.pause Ya ever reset durin'
a moment of weakness, pauseI'll
be comin' by for a chat.
I'm sure you're tired of
hearin' this by now,pausereaction but
it's my job to keep ya
honest.pause My JOB, kid.
fun_06sizeNOW, SCRAM! |
| So maybe colorTom Nookcolor already
gave ya his song and dance,
but listenpause.pause.pause.
There's a right way and
a wrong way to end your
time in colorAnimal Crossingcolor.pause
You, uh, pausefollowin' me?
Simple, right? pauseYa just colorgrab
some Zscolor in your attic colorbedcolor,
no prob.
Or, if ya wanna switch it up,pause
ya pausepress the "colorSavecolor" Button
and WHAM!pause Same deal.
Either way works.pause Meetin'
me like this? pauseWhat we're doin'
right here? pauseIt means you
been endin' your game right.
Yeah, you keep up the good
work,pause bright eyes.
"Oh, waaah, but what if I
WANNA press the colorRESET
Buttoncolor?" pauseya ask. "What if I
WANNA go to the colorWii Menucolor?"
reaction"Mr. Resetti, ain't that my
own rightpause as a player?"pause
reactionYeah, yeah, kid, I hear ya.pause
I get what you're sayin'.
reactionBut for THIS game,pause might I
strongly suggest reactionya play
without colorresettin'color?pause We clear
here?pause STRONGLY suggest.
pause.pause.pause.pauseAw, look at me go, right?pause
Ol' Mr. Resetti's gone on a
rant again.
Look, sorry.pause Sorry, OK?pause
You maybe noticedpause I ain't
so good at keepin' things
brief.pressButton I'll letcha off now.
reactionBut know this, friend of
mine.pause Ya ever reset, pauseI'll be
swingin' by again for a little
chat with ya.
I'm sure you're tired of
hearin' this by now,pausereaction but
it's my job to keep ya
honest.pause My JOB, kid.
fun_06sizeNOW, SCRAM! |
| pauseAh, pausereactionso it's youpause.pause.pause. |
| Oh, I ain't surprised, kid.pause
Nah,pause I had a feelin' in my
gut you'd pull a stunt like
this.pause The gut don't lie.
reactionI can see ya thinkin'
furiously over there, right?pause
"How'd that sly mole catch
me? Is he a ninja?"reactionpause
reactionNo ninja. pauseNah, over at the
colorReset Centercolor,pause we got us a
switchboard that lights up
when someone colorresetscolor.colorpause
colorreactionNo magic, no ninjas. pauseJust
the way of the world.pause Bad
deeds don't go unpunished
for long, pauseget me, kid? |
| But hey,pause even a bright kid
like you makes mistakes,
am I right?pause Or heck, maybe
ya just misheard me.
Yeah, pauseso today I'll just run
down the basics for ya
again, hopin' deeply that
they sink in this time.
Yapause still remember my whole
speech about the right way
to end your time in colorAnimal
Crossingcolor,pause right?
Right.pause Ya either colorsleep colorin
the colorattic bedcolor, or ya hit that
colorsave colorbutton.pause Either way's
just peachy by me.
Look atcha, noddin'. pauseYa do
remember.pause Maybe try usin'
that noodle to remember
the rest of my advice, huh?
reactionListen good, colorstringcolor.pause
Ya live life, and all that
time ya spend, that's what
becomes your memories.
Memories are precious, kid.pause
And same goes for your
time in colorAnimal Crossingcolor.pause
Everypause secondpause is precious.
reactionNow, since everythin' is so
precious,pause don'tcha wanna
make surepause ya preserve
those precious moments?
reactionThere ain't no bigger wastepause
than just throwin' away a
whole page of memories
just like that.
reactionThat's why I want ya to
make sure ya save before
quittin'.pause Simple enough,
ain't it, kid?
fun_06Wonderful.pause Helpin' kids like
yourself see the light
makes mepause a happy mole.pause
I'm ecstatic over here.
reactionNow, pauseallow me to hammer
this message home so it
stays in that brain of yours.
You can save your game bypause
colorcatching some Zscolor in the
colorattic bedcolor, pauseor by pressin' the
colorsave colorbutton,pause OK, kid?
reactionfun_06Don't forget it! Now... |
|
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06
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| pauseAw, pausereactionYOU againpause.pause.pause. |
| Huh.pause Guess that chat we
had didn't sink in, huh? |
| Let's put on our thinkin'
helmets, huh?pause Yeah, let's.pause
Now, in everyday life, pausehow
often do ya get topause colorresetcolor?
Say ya fail a test or
somethin'.pause Can ya travel
back in timepause and take the
thing over?pause Huh? pauseCan ya?
Or wait, how about this?pause
Say ya oversleep, right?pause
Can ya wind back that
clock and wake up on time?
Ya can't, huh.pause YEAH.
reactionIt's just common sense,
professor.pressButton There ain't no
do-overs in life. |
| Now, pausein games,pause the rules
might be a little different.pause
Some games might be soft
on ya and letcha reset.
But think on it, colorstringcolor.pressButtonreaction
Reset all ya want,pause ya ain't
never gonna get back all
that time ya spentpause.pause.pause.
reactionYa gonna go runnin' to
resetpause just 'cause your
breakfast came late one
day in colorstringcolor?
Don't make me laugh, kid!pause
Here's a news flash for ya!pause
You're playin' a game here!
reactionAnd since you're playin' a
game, pauseit ain't hard to take
the bad with the good and
keep on rollin', pauseyeah?
Look, here's what I'm
gettin' at, pausecolorstringpausecolor.pause.pause.
fun_06Ya can't spend your lifepause
resettin' over and over just
to get your mittspause on some
item you like or whatever.
fun_06Likewise, pauseonly crybabies
would start their day overpause
just 'cause they had a little
rough spot during their day.
fun_06Ya ain't in Mrs. Quitter's
School for Resettin' Babies
no more.pause It's time ya
graduated, kidpausepause.pause.pause. |
| Phew.pause.pause.
reactionpauseI bet you're wonderin' if
this mole's jaw ever runs
outta yappin' power,pause yeah?
reactionAll right, pauseI can take a hint.pause
My throat's feelin' like
it's half past a lozenge,
anyway.
Besides, I may be a mole,pause
but I ain't blind.pause I see
you're pooped,pause so I'll end
my little speech right here.
Just promise me, pauseOK, kid?pause
reactionFor cryin' out loud, colorsave
colorbefore ya colorend your gamecolor.pressButton
reaction.pause.pause.pauseGot me? pauseGood. |
| Oh yeah, pauseand one more
thing, just in case the
message didn't get across
in Englishpause.pause.pause. |
|
colorAVE-SAY, UNK-PAY!
color
That's right, kid, I know pig
latin! pauseHopefully that'll
stick in your head.
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| pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pauseYa just don't give up,
do ya, punk? |
| Tell me somethin'. pauseYou the
forgetful type?pausepressButtonreaction Or do ya
just do this to torment me?pause
reactionHey, ya slip up once or
twice, I get it, it's fine.pause
I ain't made of stone.pause
Maybe ya got distracted.
reactionBut this here,pause kidpause.pause.pause.pause This is
your THIRD reminder.pause
reactionIf ya DIDN'T do it on
purpose this time,pause I think it
may be time to see a
doctor or somethin'!pause
fun_06reactionListen.pause When ya suddenly
quit,pause that gets flagged as a
colorRESETcolor, and a guy YELLS in
my EAR on the PHONE.
reactionIf you're gonna wrap it up
for the day, do the right
thing and colorsavecolor, will ya?reaction
reactionYa thank the cook after
chow,pause right?pause And before ya
go home, ya say good-bye?pause
reactionIt ain't no different here.
reactionOr maybe you're the type
of gender that don't got no
social graces, pausehmm?reaction
reactionYeah, I hear that's a big
problem with kids today.pause
Saw some bigwig goin' on
about it in the papers.
reactionWell, listen, kid, them social
graces are a fundamental
part of communicatin'!
reactionAnd yapause can't even do thatpause.pause.pause.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pausereactionLook, I don't wanna
belabor the point or
nothin'. pauseWe're done here.
reactionBut seriously, colorpausestringcolor...pause
Ya know baseball?pause Ya know
that one rule?pause The three-
strikes-you're-out one?
fun_06I'm a generous guy,pause but I
got a breakin' point.pause Strike
out enough, and I lose it.pause
I lose it BIG.color
colorreactionBut, hey, pauselotsa guys hit a
home run after strikin' out,
don't they? pauseYeah, yeah.
I believe in ya, colorstringcolor.pause
Next time ya step up to
bat, make sure ya hit it
outta the park.pause Now... |
|
fun_06sizeSCRAM!
|
| fun_06The doc's been tellin' me it
ain't good to blow my stack
so much, pauseso I held back
today.pausereaction Remember that. |
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| pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pauseCripes,pause do ya ever
learn, kid? |
|
colorHaaapausehpausehpausehpausehpausehpause-pause-pause!
|
|
fun_06fun_06sizeGRAAAH!
|
| fun_06fun_06sizeI SAID fun_06fun_06NOT
TO RESET! |
| fun_06fun_06sizeWHAT DON'T
fun_06fun_06YOU GET?! |
| .pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause
pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pausePhewpause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.
.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.
fun_06reactionMan,pause been a while since I
had to yell like that.pause I'm
seein' spots over here.
reactionI'm startin' to think I ain't
never met someone with a
melon as hard as yours,reactionpause but
that won't stop this mole! |
| Lookpause.pause.pause. Let's forget about
other games for a sec, huh?pause
See,pause we're talkin' aboutpause
colorAnimal Crossing: City Folkcolor.
It's unique, kid.pause And as
such, I get sent herepausereaction to
suggest that ya hold off on
frivolous resettin'.
And then, uh...pause Oh yeah,pausereaction
then I tell ya about how
there's no colorresettin' colorin real
lifepausereaction.pause.pause.pauseright?
reactionAnd sure, you're probably
all bent now,pausereaction wonderin'
why some mole's gotta yell
atcha while you're playin'.
reactionWell,pause games got rules, kid,pause
so excuse me if I ask ya to
get unbent, and quick.
Now, don't get me wrong,pause
I'm mostly like that one
company prez who just
wants to make folks smilepause.pause.pause.
reactionBut when that reset alarm
starts ringin', pausefun_06I could be in
the shower,pause sittin' down to
eat,pause sleepin'pause.pause.pause.
reactionIt don't matter!pause When it
goes off,pause Ipause gottapause get uppausereaction and
go stick it to whatever punkreaction
just pressed that button.
You probably can't tell,pausereaction
but pausefun_06I'm wearin' a T-shirt
for undies under here! pause
Think it feels good?! |
| Whatever.pause I think ya got
somethin' to chew on now.pause
Heard me?pausecolor colorQuit colorresettin'color!pause
Got that?pause Good. |
| Oh yeah,pause one more nugget
of advice for ya.
fun_06colorIf you're gonna take a bath,
make sure ya get the water
up to your shoulders, ya
grubby little potato!
colorpause.pause.pause.pauseOf course,pausereaction it don't do no
good if ya don't scrub, too.pause
Anyway, I said my piece.pause
Now...reaction
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
| |
|
fun_06fun_06sizeGRRARGH!
|
| pause.pause.pause.pauseHuh? pauseWhere's gender at? |
| Pffftpause.pause.pause.pause There we gopause.pause.pause.
reactionYeah, pauseI had a hunch it was
gonna be you. pauseGuess I'm a
psychic now.
reactionI just got over a cold, ya
know.pause And here I am,
tunnelin' all over to find
ya.pause Fun times.
reactionBut ya just don't quit.pause Nah.
And ya ain't hearin' me.
reactionOr maybe ya DID hear me,pause
fun_06but ya just, I dunno, pausedon't
see what the big deal is.pause
fun_06Just bounces right off ya.
reactioncapitalizeLettercolorstringcolor, I could tell ya
it's your game,pause play how ya
like, but don't ya get what
I been sayin'?
Ain't there some merit inpause
loosenin' up a little and
just playin' for fun?pause
Ya know, come what may?
How about ya give that
whole "reset, reset" thing a
rest pausereactionand colorsave coloryour game a
little more often, yeah?
Even if things don't always
go perfect for ya,pause THAT'S
THE GAME, get me?pause Take it
as it comes and have funpause.pause.pause.
reactionfun_06.pause.pause.pauseYa followin' me? |
|
fun_06fun_06sizeYA HEAR ME?
|
| fun_06Bottom line, pauseif ya just quit
fun_06with the colorresettin'colorpause...
fun_06pauseI wouldn't have to keep
comin' down herepausefun_06 to read
ya the riot act!reaction
reactionPheeeewpause.pause.pause.
reactionYa ain't the only one tired
of this, ya know.pause Comin'
out every time ya do it is
burnin' me out.pause Think on it.
I mean, use your melon.pause
Every time I come out here,
I gotta burrow through
solid earth,pause professor. |
| How aboutpause ya fix that bad
habit of yours so we can
stop wastin' each other's
time, huh, kid?
reactionfun_06Quit colorresettin'color.pause Got it this
time?pause Crystal clear, right?fun_07
I get it.
Huh? |
| Phew!pause Long as ya got the
message,pause we're done here.
reactionBut pauseI'm beggin' ya, kid.pause
Don't make me come out
here to do this again!
reactionOh,pause and one more bit of
advice for the road...
fun_06colorBrush those pausefurry teeth!color
We clear here?pause OK then...
fun_06 sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
| fun_06fun_06sizeWHAAAT?pausefun_06
fun_06QUIT JOKIN'!
size
fun_06reactionOK, fine, that's how it is!pause
Guess I just gotta take
everythin' we just talked
about,pause and fun_06say it AGAIN!
fun_06reactionThat whatcha want, punk?pause
Man,pause I am sick and tired of
givin' you this speech! |
| Pshhhpause.pause.pause.pause Oh, brother.
What do I gotta say to get
this message across, huh?
reactionListen, pauseI got wet clothes
sittin' in the washer as we
speak, OK, kid?
I gotta get home and throwpause
'em out to dry fastpausereaction or I'm
gonna be wearin' moldy
wrinkles all week.
fun_06Lemme tell ya, pauseI do NOT
wanna have to walk around
in clothes that smell like
old dish towels, punk! |
| fun_06Huh?
What was that?
reactionCouldn't hear me, huhpause.pause.pause.pause?pause
Fine, I'll give it to ya again. |
| fun_06fun_06sizeYAAARGH!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeYOU! AGAIN?!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeQUIT MESSIN'
AROUND!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeYOU PUNK!
size
fun_06fun_06sizeHow many times
fun_06fun_06do I gotta do this?! |
| Hehhhh...pause Hooof...pause Heeeepause.pause.pause.pause
.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause
fun_06reactionOK, pausecolorstringcolor,pause this is it!pause
Ya wanna go? pauseWe're goin'!pause
Todaypause is the daypause I put onpause
my unhappy hat.
I knowpause EXACTLYpause whatcha
think about our little
situation.pause Oh yeah, I got
your number now, punk.
fun_06reactionHere's the deal: pauseI give up.pause
Reset, don't reset,pause I don't
care.pause It's your call!
fun_06That's right, kid,pause you're
free to decide.pause Free as
some big, cheatin' bird!
reactionHonest, I give up.pause I'm tired
of diggin' out here and
back over and over.
reactionI can see it in those eyes.pause
Ya wanna reset, don't ya?pause
Ya LOVE doin' it.
Well, lemme help ya out, if
ya want it so bad.pause Sure, I'll
just do it FOR ya!
Ya can't see it from where
you're sittin',pausereaction but I got a
Wii Remotepause right here in a
little holster.
So, whaddaya say I just
grab that bad boypause and
wiiiiipe the slate clean?pause
We'll forget EVERYTHIN'.
reactionSound good, ya little punk?pause
Ready to start all over?!
|
|
fun_06pausesizeSEEpause YA,pause KID!fun_06
|
|
sizeGOTCHA! |
| fun_06How'd ya like that, huh?!pause
Did I scare ya, punk?pause
reactionHeh pausehehpause hehpause hehpause heh.
reactionRemember it, pausecolorstringcolor.colorpause
colorNext time,pause I might be out to
do more than just give ya a
little scare.
reactionKeep actin' up,pause and things
could get real tough for
ya.pause So, change that tune.pause
And I mean quick. |
| Anyway, I'm done with this.pause
Ya gonna stop colorresettin'color?pause
Yeah?pause Clear enough, yeah?fun_07
I get it.
Huh? |
| Good.pause I gave the message,
pauseya got the message, and we
got no more business.
reactionBut pauseuse your head, kid.pause
Don't make me come out
here again, I'm beggin' ya.
reactionOh,pause and before I go...
colorfun_06Wear your wrist strap! THIS
mole sure does!pause colorNow...
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
| fun_06fun_06sizeWHAAAAT?!
fun_06fun_06COME ON!
size
reactionI got a mind to reset your
game for real this time!pause
Ready to start all over,
ya little punk? pause
fun_06reactionBetcha wouldn't like thatpause
too much, huh?pause Well, I
don't like it neither. pauseIt
pains me to do it, I tell ya. |
| Ugh, cripespause.pause.pause.
What do I gotta saypause to get
through to that brain?
reactionYou DO wanna wrap up our
little chatpause and get down to
playin' games,pause am I right?
Me, too.pause I had to pause my
Super Moleo Bros. to come
out here,pause and I'm itchin' to
get back to itpause.pause.pause. |
| fun_06Huh?
What was that?
reactionYou didn't hear mepause.pause.pause.pause?pause
Fine, here we go again. |
| fun_06fun_06sizeBRAAARGH!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeYOU! AGAIN?!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeWHAT IS THE
DEAL, PUNK?pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeIT JUST
NEVER ENDS!
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| Hurffpause.pause.pause. pauseHurffpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06I can't remember how many
times I've had to yap my
jaw off here.pause But ya just
keep at itpause.pause.pause.
reactionThis time it was on
purpose, pausewasn't it? pauseYa
reached over with a little
grin and reset, didn't ya?
Well,pause ya got me at a loss
for words, kid.pause Ain't nothin'
in the manual for dealin'
with the likes of you.
reactionYou're a repeat offender,
kid. pauseAnd today ya just reset
for kicks, I just know it.
reactionHuh?pause Ya sayin' ya didn't?pause
I'm wrong?pause
reactionRight, punk, whatever.pause It
don't matter now, anyhow.
reactionI don't stop, kid. pauseI'm gonna
keep comin' and tellin' ya
what's whatpausereaction 'til ya decide
to give this stuff a rest. |
| OK.pause.pause.pause Let's forget about
other games for a sec. pauseSee,pause
here's how it ispause here in
colorAnimal Crossing: City Folkcolor.
I been sent herepausereaction to suggest
that ya hold off on the
frivolous resettin'.pause
...OK, we covered that.
Then, uh... pauseOh yeah, pausereactionI told
ya about how there's no
colorresettin' colorin real lifepausereaction.pause.pause.pause
Yeah, got that, too.pause
reactionThen ya cry about it and
tell mepause it's your right to
reset. And I tell ya, pauseI get
what you're sayin', reactionpausebut...
Then I reiterate that pausethe
rules for this game are
differentpausepausereaction and that ya gotta
wrap your head around it.
reactionI covered ALL that stuff, pauseso
what's the next step?pause Uhpause...
pauseOh yeah, pauseI go back into the
reactionpausebit about no colorresettin' colorin
real life, that's good stuff.pause
reaction.pause.pause.pauseYeah, I think that's next.pause
OK,pause here we go. Uh...
reactionfun_06Think about life, kid.pause LIFE.pause
Ain't no do-overs, nope,
and there ain't nopause.pause.pause.pause |
| fun_06fun_06sizeI HEAR THAT!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeALWAYS
CLICKIN'!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeWAAAAAAAH!
CLICK-CLICK!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeIT STINKS!
size
fun_06fun_06sizeQuit it with the
button pressin'! |
| Hefff,pause haaaarrf, pausehooooofpause.pause.pause.pause
Can't ya sit still for one
minute, pausegender Antsypants?!pause
reactionGot any idea how many
times ya hit that button
since I started talkin'?pausefun_06
Huh? pauseWanna know?pausefun_07
Not really.
Tell me! |
| fun_06fun_06size"Not really?"
What is that?
fun_06Ya pressed that
thing colorfun_03 timescolor!fun_06reaction
size
reactionAnd it ain't MY fault!pause If ya
don't like hearin' all this,
all ya gotta do is give the
resettin' a rest!
reactionfun_06I'm outta patience, kid!pause
I ain't goin' nowhere 'til
ya realizepause ya been doin'
wrongpausefun_06 and STOP! |
| fun_06fun_06Huh?pause reactionSo, ya wanna know?
reaction.pause.pause.pauseYa picked a weird time to
start bein' straight with me.pause
reactioncolorPsh, kid's gotta be kiddin'.pause
Who counts button tapspause.pause.pause.?
reactioncolorLook, point is, pauseya pressed
that button a TON. reactionAnd if
you're sick of my yellin',pause
quit resettin' already.
reactionfun_06I'm outta patience, kiddo!pause
I ain't goin' nowhere 'til
ya realizepause ya been doin'
wrongpausefun_06 and QUIT IT! |
| Sopause.pause.pause.pause Where do we go from
here, huh?
I could sit around askin' if
ya get itpause all day long.pause But
that's just in one ear and
out the other with ya, pausehuh?
Hmmmpause.pause.pause.pause reactionfun_06Oh yeah, I got it!pause
Here's how this is gonna
go, kid.
reactionYou noddin' your headpause ain't
gonna cut it this time. pauseNah,
you're gonna repeat after
me, pausepunk!
fun_06And if ya mess up,pause we'll
just start over! pauseFun, right?pause
reactionYeahpause.pause.pause.pause Well, here we go.pause
Perk up them ears! |
| Ya listenin'? pauseHere goes.
reactionfun_06Lemme hear ya say this:pause
"colorfun_04color"pause
Do it, kid.pause Do it! |
| Good stuff! I can tell ya
believe it deep down, kid.
Don't forget them words! |
| OK then.pause So long as ya get
the big picture,pause we ain't
gotta do this no more.
reactionBut c'mon, kid. pauseI'm beggin'.pause
Don't make me do this
again! pauseYou're sick of it, I'm
sick of it, we're sick of it.
reactionOh,pause but one last thing...
colorfun_06Go to bed early! colorNow...
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
|
fun_06fun_06sizeWRONG!
size
reactionfun_06That ain't gonna cut the
mustard, kid. pauseIt's all wrong.
fun_06Guess we gotta do this
all over again!
|
| fun_06fun_06sizeWha-WHAT?!
fun_06fun_06COME ON!
size
sizefun_06fun_06ALL WRONG!
size
reactionfun_06Ya just figured ya
wouldn't get it anyhow and
blabbed out the first thing
ya thought of,fun_06pause am I right?
fun_06Listen, ya keep spoutin'
nonsense and we ain't
NEVER gonna finish here!
reactionfun_06Stop horsin' aroundpause fun_06and
just say what you're told,pause
colorstringcolor.pause Come on! |
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| fun_06fun_06sizeHEYYYY!pausesize
fun_06fun_06sizecapitalizeLetterstring!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeAgain with this?pause
fun_06fun_06Ya don't stop!pause
size
fun_06fun_06sizeWHY WON'T YA
STOP RESETTIN'? |
| Haaaaaaaffpause...pause Hoooooooffpause.pause.pause.pause
.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause |
| fun_06.pause.pause.pauseHere we are.pause Again. |
| Uuuughpause.pause.pause.
How many other ways can I
say it?pause What do I gotta do
to make this stick, huh? |
| OK, colorpausestringcolor, I'm calm.pause
I probably said this before,
but look alive, cause you're
gettin' it again.
Let's talk about erasin' the
past pausejust 'cause ya didn't
like what happened...
Or pretendin' somethin'
didn't happenpause just 'cause it
didn't go your way...
Attitudes like that are
everywhere nowadays,pausereaction and
spreadin'pause all the time.
reactionBut it ain't right, kid.pause
It ain't. pauseEver think of just
tryin' to take things as
they come?pause Huh?
Look, next time ya feel the
need to reset, pausereactiontake a deep
breath and think about
what it says about ya.pause
And maybe,pause just maybe
you'll see the light and
stop resettin'. pauseDo that, and
you and me are golden.
reactionI know ya ain't fond of our
little chats,pause butpause I'm doin' it
for you, kid.reactionpause That's how
much this mole cares.
reactionFace it, pauseif I didn't care,pause I'd
just show up,pausereaction hack out a
word or two like it was no
big deal, and leavepause.pause.pause. |
| fun_08 |
| Speakin' of which, pauseI just
hate it when folks say stuff
they don't mean.pause Stuff like,pause
"Let's do lunch sometime!"
reactionfun_06fun_06What does that MEAN?!pause
fun_06fun_06Don't tell me "sometime"!pause
reactionI'm openin' up time in my
schedule for yapause, bozo!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseUh, yeah, got a little off
message here,pausereaction so I'm gonna
wrap this up. |
| Speakin' of, ya know how
some girls'll tell ya,pause "Oh,
that sounds fun, pausetake me
there sometime"?pause
reactionfun_06fun_06So, WHEN is "sometime"?pause
fun_06fun_06Don't just toss that out
there!pausereaction I'm tryin' to pencil
ya into my calendar here!pause
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseOf course, reactionpausethat ain't got
nothin' to do with this, so
I'm gonna shut my yap. |
| fun_08 |
| Bottom line is, I said what I
had to say.pause Ya don't colorreset
colorno more, yeah?pause Ya got it?pause
Ya clear?fun_07
I get it.
Huh? |
| Well, ain't that a mercy.pause
Ya got the message,pause so we
don't gotta go round and
round again.
reactionBut kid... pauseI'm pleadin'.pause
Please, please, don't make
me come out here no more!
reactionOh,pause and one more bit of
advice for the road... |
| fun_06fun_06sizeWHAAAT?pausefun_06
fun_06NOT FUNNY!
size
fun_06reactionIf that's how it is, pausethen I
guess I gotta check my
notes on what I just saidpause
and fun_06say it one more time!
fun_06reactionThat sound good, ya punk?pause
Man,pause I'm runnin' out of
junk to say over here! |
| Ugh, ridiculouspause.pause.pause.
What do I gotta saypause to get
through that thick skull?
reactionI mean, I assume ya
wanna quit listenin'pause and
get down to playin',pause right? |
| fun_06Huh?
What was that?
reactionCouldn't hear me, huhpause.pause.pause.pause?pause
Fine, I'll give it to ya again. |
|
colorfun_06If ya plan a lunch, ya don't
miss that lunch! colorNow...
|
|
colorfun_06Say what ya mean and
mean what ya say! colorNow...
|
|
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06
|
| Anyhow,pause quit it with all
that resettin', OK?pause
Nowpause.pause.pause.pause reactionfun_06We're gonna do like
we did before. reactionThis time a
simple reply pauseain't gonna do.
pauseYour job's to repeat after
me, pausekid!
fun_06And if ya mess up,pause we get
to start over!pause Fun, huh?pause
reactionSo, uhpause.pause.pause.pause Yeah, here we go.
pausePerk up them ears! |
| Ready? pauseHere we go.
reactionfun_06I wanna hear ya say this:
"colorfun_04color"pause
Knock me out, kid! |
| Solid work, kid.pause Straight
from the heart, right?
Now don't go forgettin'
whatcha just said! |
| We're good then. pauseSo long
as ya see the big picture,pause
we're done with business.
reactionBut pauseI'm beggin' ya, kid.pause
For the luvva dirt, don't
make me come out here
no more!
reactionOh,pause and one more thing...
colorfun_06Quit it already! You're
ruinin' my nerves! colorNow...
fun_06sizeSCRAM!fun_06 |
|
fun_06fun_06sizeWRONG!
size
reactionfun_06That ain't gonna cut the
mustard, kid. pauseAll WRONG.pausefun_06
Guess we gotta do it again!
|
| fun_06fun_06sizeHUH-WHAAT?!
fun_06fun_06COME OFF IT!
size
sizefun_06fun_06ALL WRONG!
size
reactionfun_06What, ya figured you'd
screw it up anyway, so ya
just blurted somethin' out,
fun_06pauseam I right?
fun_06Keep it up, kid. pauseYeah,
keep it up and we ain't
NEVER gettin' outta here.
reactionfun_06How about ya quit
screwin' aroundpause fun_06and just
say what you're told,pause
colorstringcolor, huh? |
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| Hey,pause over there.pause You, kid.pause
Yeah, pauseI mean YOU with the
face right there.
fun_06Yeah, you. pauseCome on, pauseof
course I mean you, punk.pause
Ya see anyone else
around here,pause colorstringcolor? |
| You're a real piece of work,
kid, ya know thatpause.pause.pause.pause?
Ya don't regret your
behavior one pausefun_06tpauseepauseepauseepausenpausespauseypause little
bit, huh?
fun_06reactionDon't play innocent with
me!pause Ya know EXACTLY
what I mean.
reactionfun_06Resettin', pauseprofessor!pause
fun_06I'm talkin' about the way
ya keep resettin'!
reactionreactionfun_06And ya just keep doin' it!pause
reactionEven after I told ya I'm
only givin' ya the business
'cause I care!pause
reactionfun_06I know ya got rights, kid.pause
You're the one playin',pause so
ya get to reset if ya want.pause
I get it. pauseI accept it.
fun_06In fact, pausereset whenever ya
want!pause Forget about all
the yellin' I been doin'.pause
Forget it ever happened.
I promise, from now onpause I'll
keep a cool head when I
talk at ya. pauseI'm sorry.pause
I'm Mr. Nice Mole now. |
| fun_06Yeah, yeah,pause here we gopause.pause.pause. |
| fun_06OK,pause here we go againpausepause.pause.pause. |
| Say there, pausefriend of mine,pause
ya ever stop to think
about resettin'?pause Just mull
it over once in a while?pause
pausereactionI meanpause.pause.pause. Who hasn't, right?pause
There ain't nothin' wrong
with it pauseor anythin'.
reactionThing of it is,pause I, uh,pause
happened to notice ya
been resettin' real pause
regular-like.
Ya know, to me, doin' that
is real,pausereaction uh...pause How to put itpause.pause.pause.
It's like...
reactionYa knowpause.pause.pause.pause It's, uh, this...pausereaction reaction
Hey, pausereactioncompletely different
topic, butpause how's life, huh?
pauseRecently, I mean.
Doin' good, pauseI bet.pause High on
the hog, right?pause Not for this
mole, though.pause Nah, things
ain't been so goodpause.pause.pause.
Can't really get into no
details right now, pausebut let's
just say I'm ready for a
vacation, ya know?
reactionSo, yeah, pausereactionby the way...pausereaction
How's everyone doin'?pause
They, uhpause.pause.pause.doin' good?pause
Everyone, I mean?
reactionSo, yeah.pause.pause.pause
Ya get my pointpause.pause.pause.pauseright?pause fun_06reaction
Uh,pause I meanpause.pause.pause.pause I made myself
completely clear, yeah?pause
pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pausereaction |
| fun_06fun_06sizeAAAAAAAAH,
fun_06fun_06FORGET IT! |
| fun_06fun_06sizeENOUGH!
fun_06fun_06NO MORE! |
| I can't take talkin' all nice
and proper like that.pause
Makes me wanna yell at
the mole in the mirror!
reactionC'mere.pause Look at my arm,
will ya?pause reactionTalkin' all stiff like
that gave me goose bumps!pause
Goose bumps on a mole! |
| I can't stand talkin' all nice
like that.pause Makes me wanna
give myself a wedgie!
reactionLook at my arm!pause See that?pausereaction
It happened again!pause Talkin'
all polite gave me
goose bumps!pause Believe that? |
| Creeped ya out, too, right?pause
Ya don't want me to do
that no more, pauseright?
Then ya know how it goes.pause
Stop resettin'!pause Got it? pauseAre
we crystal clear this time? |
| fun_08 |
| Seriously now, don't let me
down!pause Let's make this the
LAST time, pauseOK, kid?
Good. pauseNow,pause just so ya
know, if we gotta meet up
again like this, I'm gonna
stick it to ya like always.
Oh,pause and I got one more
tidbit of advice for ya.
fun_06colorRecycle, will ya?! colorNow...
color
fun_06colorsizeSCRAM!colorfun_06 |
| OK then, pauseshow me just how
sorry ya are about all the
resettin'. pauseGive it to me
straight, kid!
Go on.pause Communicate the
subtle nuances of how
you're feelin' to me.pause
Capture the moment!
Oh, pauseand just to remind ya,pause
reactionlyin' ain't no good,pause so don't
even think about it!
reactionI just wanna know exactly
how you're feelin' at this
moment.pause That's all.
reactionIf what you're sayin' jives
with me,pause I'll let ya off the
hook. pauseSound good?
|
| OK, pauselet's do this.
fun_06How sorry are ya?fun_07
Incredibly sorry.
Amazingly sorry. |
| OK, pauselet's get into it.
fun_06How sorry are ya?fun_07
Soooooo sorry.
Ridiculously sorry. |
| OK, pauselet's get it done.
fun_06How sorry are ya?fun_07
Ludicrously sorry.
Crazy sorry. |
| OK, pauseit's sorry time.
fun_06How sorry are ya?fun_07
Absurdly sorry.
Really, very sorry. |
| fun_06Ya gotta do this again.pause
Here we go! How sorry?fun_07
Powerful sorry.
Awful sorry. |
| fun_06Gotta do it again, kid.pause
Let's go! How sorry, huh?fun_07
So dang sorry.
Quite sorry. |
| fun_06Gonna have to do it again.pause
Go time! How sorry now?fun_07
Super sorry.
Super-duper sorry. |
| fun_06Gonna need that again.pause
Now! Just how sorry?fun_07
Hugely sorry.
Rather sorry. |
| fun_06Ya knowpause.pause.pause. Somethin' about
your answer sounds fake.pausereaction
reactionAre yapause REALLY all that
sorry now?
reactionReal regret ain't quite so
emphatic,pause no way!pause Your
answer still ain't comin'
from the heart.
reactionSorry, punk,pause but that
answer didn't move me one
little iota. |
| fun_06.pause.pause.pauseYa put it practically in
the very middle!pausereaction That don't
say much of anythin',pause now,
does it?
reactionYeah, that looks like a
bunch of wishy-washiness
to mepause.pause.pause.
reactionSorry, kid, pausebut that answer
don't do it for mepause.pause.pause. |
| fun_06.pause.pause.pauseWhat the heck's THAT
supposed to mean?pause And
here I thought ya were
sorry!pause Don't look like it!
reactionI mean, everyone feels
sorry in a different way,pause
but that's awful one-sided.
Feelin' sorry ain't that
simple!pause There's supposed
to be all these differentpause
nuances in there, yeah?
reactionYou hear me? pauseShow me
nuances! Mixed feelin's!pause |
| fun_06Hmmpause.pause.pause.pause Ahpause.pause.pause. Really, nowpause.pause.pause.
Well, if that's how ya feelpause.pause.pause.
Huh, guess I can believe it.
fun_06reactionOK, fair's fair.pause I'll overlook
the incident...pausethis time! |
| Now, pausewith the way I been
pushin' this,pause I figure ya
know by now, but SAVE
BEFORE YA QUIT!pause OK?
Good. pauseNow,pause just so ya
know, if we meet up again
like this, I'm gonna stick it
to ya like always.
Oh yeah,pause and I got one
more nugget of advice...
fun_06colorDon't bother usin' words
that don't suit ya! colorNow...color
fun_06colorsizeSCRAM!colorfun_06 |
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