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| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy there,pause me beauty.pressButton
reactionpauseSay so if I be wrong,pause but
don't ye be the lass what
lately moved to town?
reactionTell me, thenpause.pause.pause.pause Might this
be yer maiden voyage to
the big city?fun_07
First time!
Been there. |
| Yar har, pauseI were thinkin' so!
reactionYer nerves must be all
frazzly then.pause I thinks I can
hear yer heart a-poundin'!
reactionpauseAnd ye got all spiffed up fer
the occasion, didn't ye nowpause.pause.pause.pause
Yar, fancied yerself up nice,
ye did. |
| Gar, pauseno need to be so
prickly about it, ye wee
little puffer fish.
reactionpausepause.pause.pause.pauseYe can't fool me with that
posturin'. pauseI can tell how
excited ye be!
reactionpauseAnd ye got all spiffed up fer
the occasion, didn't ye nowpause.pause.pause.pause
Yar, fancied yerself up nice,
ye did. |
| There be somethin' simple
an' soothin' about the
country life...
reactionpauseYar, but soothin' as it be,
a time do come when a
lad--or lass--gets bit by the
wanderin' bug.
Ye stow yer hopes an'
fears, set yer sails, an' take
off to sneak a peek at the
corners o' the worldpause.pause.pause.
reactionYar har har har har HAR!pause
I gots to write this sort o'
thing down, I do!
reactionBut enough o' that! Yer big
city be heavin' into view.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseHere's hopin' ye findpause
what yer lookin' for, ye
brave little guppy! |
| Ahoy to yepause.pause.pause.pauseme lovelypause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseThis ain't yer first time
aboard me bus, nar?pause
reactionpauseYar har, pauseno, I thinks not!
Kapp'n remembers a pretty
face, so I do!
reactionSo, me wee flounder, how
were yer first visit to the
hustle-bustle o' the city?
reactionpauseYer goin' back, so I be
guessin'pause it agreed with yepause.pause.pause.
reactionGar, pausemakes sense to me.
Yer used to the slow dance
o' the countryside...
So the high-kickin' hoopla
o' the citypause must set yer wee
little shoes afire!
There be no harm in that,
nar.pausereaction An' look, here be yer
port o' call.
reactionGood luck findin'pause a dance
that suits, ye shimmyfish! |
| Ahoy, me wee bus troutpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseYe were aboard fer the run
into the city, were ye not?
reactionpauseYar har, pauseo' course ye were.
I'd sooner forget me own
mug than the face o' a
beauty such as yerself.
reactionSo tell me, lass, pausehow be yer
experience? Yer first stop
at an exotic port o' callpause.pause.pause.
Did ye meet anyone that
made yer heart go "garrrr"?
reactionpauseWhat say ye?pause Yer plumb
tuckeredpause from the wild an'
woolly excitement?
reactionYar HAR! pauseFair enough, me
wee scuttlefishpause.pause.pause.
reactionWell now, pausestring be
upon us!
reactionYe rest easy tonight, lass! |
| Yar there, pauseme fine lasspause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow were the city?pause Yer
first visit to the glimmer-
glammer o' the big lightspause.pause.pause.
reactionDid ye meet anyone that
made yer heart cry "arrrr"?
reactionWhat say ye?pause Yer plumb
poopedpause from ridin' the high
seas o' the city?
reactionYar HAR! pauseFair enough, me
wee little clownfishpause.pause.pause.
reactionLook now, pausewe be upon yer
string.
reactionYe be sure to get some rest
this eve, lass! |
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| Ahoy, me wee sea breampause.pause.pause.pause
Ye look dressed to the
nines, ye do.
I'd be guessin'pause.pause.pause.pausethat yer
off to see a gentleman
ye fancy, then.
reactionYar har HAR!pause 'Tis a fine
thing, bein' youngpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionpauseI were young once, yar, an' I
did a fair bit o' wooin'
meself. pauseI could woo a lass
from across a room!
reactionGar, pausewe be driftin' into
the city!pause Before ye step
out, ye may be wantin' topause
fix that cowlick, lass!
reactionIf ye don't, yer man may
be thinkin' ye gotpause an
albatross nestin' on yer
little noggin! |
| A good yar to ye, lasspause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseForgive me fer sayin', but
ye always got a fine smell
about ye...
pausereactionGar, I smelled a fair few
perfumes in me day, an' I
do likes a lass that be
bathin' in the stuffpause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseThat bein' so, I also be
partial to a waft o' plain
shampoo on a sou'westerly
sea breeze!
reactionArr, pausecity be comin' up!
Ye got an umbrella or the
like, lass?
reactionSmellin' fine as ye do,pause
ye may have to fight off the
lads with whatever ye can
lay a hand to! |
| Ahoy there, young misspause.pause.pause.pause
Ye look a mite different
since I seen ye last...
Yar,pause but in a good way,
o' course. I be bettin' ye
wake up each day lookin'
better than the lastpause.pause.pause.
reactionIt ain't that way for us
ladspause.pause.pause.pause Gar, no!pause Mayhaps it
be because we don't be
usin' them moisturizers...
reactionSay there, pauseye suppose that
anti-agin' cream they make
would do a turn to this
ol' turtle's craggly mug?
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYar har, pausejust pullin' yer
chain, me wee flounder.pressButton
reactionpauseLook, pausecity ho! Ye best get
yerself composed.
reactionpauseBy gar, mayhap I should be
lookin' into them moisturizers
after all.
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| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee butterfish.pressButton
reactionpauseOut to do a piece o'
shoppin', are ye?
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseFer what, clothes?!pause Gar!pause
But ye look pretty as a
picture in what ye got on!
reactionpauseI never did understand
buyin' clothespause.pause.pause.pause Once I
gots an outfit that works,pause
I be wearin' it 'til it rots.
reactionYar,pause but here we be!pause
Don't mind me blabberin'.
Ye enjoy yer shoppin', now.
reactionAnd keep yer peepers
peeped fer some o' them
slim-fit bus-driver capris
fer me, will ye?pause Yar HAR! |
| Yar to ye, bus minnowpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseSo, what ye be off to do
today?pause Shoppin'?
reactionGar, girls be endurance
shopperspause.pause.pause.pause They be walkin'
fer hours just lookin' in
windows an' the like!
reactionCoursepause.pause.pause.pausewe lads can keep
up the pace, only we be
lookin' at the lasses, not
the windows! Yar har!
reactionLook, pausethere be the city!pause
Here's hopin' yer wallet be
as big as yer eyes, ye wee
shop sturgeon.
reactionAn' remember, pauseif ye get
tired, call on ol' Kapp'n!pause
I be totin' packages as well
as I be drivin' this bus! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, pauseye transit trout.pressButton
reactionpauseYe have a shoppin' look
about ye, yar?
reactionYar har,pause yer eyes be
sparklin', lass! I calls that
look the dread "shop fever."pause
'Tis a remorseless plague!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseArr, the only cure bepause an
empty wallet! Yar har HAR!
reactionThe city, pauseshe be just ahead!
Good luck huntin' them
wily bargains, lass!
reactionAn' good luck breakin' that
shop fever! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee crayfish.pause
Don't ye have a happy look
about ye today!
reactionDo it bepause.pause.pause.love?
reactionYar har har! pauseBelieve me,
lass, I be havin' a nose fer
that sort o' thing!
reactionSo, who be yer fine fellow?pressButton
pause.pause.pause.pausereactionNar! pauseImpossible!
pausereactionpause.pause.pause.pauseNar, nar, pauseI don't be
believin' that!
reactionYe deserve a prince, ye do.
Ye can quote me!
reactionGar now, pausewe be pullin' into
the city!
reactionIf things get stormy 'tween
yer fellow an' yerself,pause
remember there be a manly
bus driver available! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, ye pond skimmer.pressButton
reactionpauseTell me, do yer parents
know ye be city bound?
reactionI suppose ye can do as ye
like,pause but gar, parents be
easy these dayspause.pause.pause.
pauseMe ol' dad never let me off
the shippause unless it were to
buy a new bilge pumppause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseYar har, pausebut times changepause.pause.pause.pause
They surely do!
reactionAn' pausehere be the city! Ye be
careful out there, will ye?
reactionDon't ye be stayin' out
latepause with the hippin' an'
the hoppin', ye party fish! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, me heartypause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseI gots to ask... Do ye recall
the first time love grabbed
ahold o' ye?
reactionpauseYar har harpause.pause.pause.pause Nar, don't be
coy, lass!pause I don't mean to pry
much, I swear it!
reactionFer me, it were long ago,pause
back when I were still in
shorty pantspause.pause.pause.
reactionI'd pass this young lass on
the way to middle school
each daypause but ne'er got the
courage to say "yar."
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseArr, pausewe be nearin' the
city!pause No more time fer
talkin' all wistful-like
about them olden dayspause.pause.pause.
reactionGar, but the image o' that
girl do haunt me... |
| Ahoy, me wee nibblefishpause.pause.pause.pause
Don't ye be lookin' like the
picture o' jolly today!
Might ye be pauseheadin' into
the city to meet someone
fer coffee?
reactionLasses do love that, yarpause.pause.pause.pause
Coffee, wee little nibbly
cakes, a bit o' gossippause.pause.pause.
reactionMe, pauseI likes a good
cucumber float with me
gossipin'! Yo ho ho!
reactionpauseAnyway, pausewe be almost
therepause.pause.pause.pause Hope ye brought
yer appetite, lass!
reactionIf ye find yerself eatin'
somethin' with cucumber,
yer doin' it right! |
| Ahoy, pauseme wee lobster rollpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow be the city?
Did ye find all the
excitementpause ye seeked?
reactionWhat say ye?pause So much
excitement that yer plumb
pooped out?
reactionpauseYar har, pausethat be finepause.pause.pause.
reactionFeel free to nap, lass.pause I can
wake ye once we be pullin'
into string.
Yar, ye look like ye could
use a wink or twopause.pause.pause.reactionpause Hold
a moment, though... pauseI guess
we be there already.
reactionYe be sure to get a good
sleep inpause once ye get home,
ye wee snoozefish. |
| Yar there, pauseme wee scalloppause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow were yer trip?
pauseI gots to say, ye look more
grown up than when ye
went inpause.pause.pausepause.
reactionpauseDid ye buy some o' that
grown-up spray I been
hearin' about?
reactionpauseYar har har har HAR!pause
I be just pullin' yer flukes,
lass. I know there ain't no
such thingpause.pause.pause.
reactionGar, pausepractically back in
string already!
reaction"Grown-up spray," that be
a rich one. pauseEveryone knows
it only be available in
lotion form! |
| Ahoy, pauseme wee bus loachpause.pause.pause.pausepressButton
reactionpauseHow be that city?
pauseDid ye get all yer shoppin'
inpause an' all yer stressin' out?
reactionYar har, pauseI bet ye did!pause
Ye look fresh as mornin'
dew on a bowsprit, ye do!
reactionGettin' out o' yer rut an'
seein' somethin' new do
tend to rejuvenate yepause.pause.pause.pause
Gar if it don't!
reactionWell, pauseyer string be
comin' uppause.pause.pause.pause Ye gots all yer
odds an' ends?
reactionpauseYe watch out fer that rut,
now, ye wee sea cucumber! |
| Well, yo ho ho, nowpause.pause.pause.pause
How were the charms o'
the city, me lovely?
Shoppin' fer some sort o'
fine frippery, were ye?
reactionYer true beauty be on the
inside, lasspause.pause.pause.pauseso whatever
clothes ye wear be sure to
suit ye fine.
reactionToo much flattery for ye?pressButton
reactionYar, if seein' inner beauty
be wrong, I don't wants to
be right!
reactionpauseWell, pausecomin' up on
string, we arepause.pause.pause.pause Don't
ye be forgettin' anythin'.
reactionI'll be lookin' forward to
seein' yer next bit o' outer
beauty, then! |
| Ahoy, me wee anemonepause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseYe be headin' home earlier
than I be expectin'.
reactionDid ye get in a fight with
yer main fellow over the
shoppin'?
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseIt be the dream o' every
man to tote his girl's
trinkets around while she
be shoppin'.pause Ye know why?
pause'Cause we all secretly likepause
grousin' 'bout itpause.pause.pause.
reactionGreat groupers, we be
back in string already!pressButton
Were I not supposed to be
tellin' that secret?
reactionDon't be tellin' anyone.pause
'Tis a secret bit o' the
Manly Code o' Manly Men! |
| Yar there, pauseye sea biscuitpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow'd ye fare?
Ye find yerself a special
somethin'...or someone?
reactionpauseMy theory be that special
someones be impossible to
spot with yer peepers.
pauseYar, that be why I invented
a special scope fer spottin'
special thingspause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseYar, I lost me prototypepause.pause.pause.pausereaction
All's I spotted were a lass
who conked me noggin and
threw me scope in the sea.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseAnyway, just ahead be
stringpause.pause.pause.pause Quick, nar?
reactionYe remember to stay
special, ye wee sea horse! |
| Ahoy, me sea cucumberpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseI've heard many tales of ye!pause
Yar, so I have!
reactionYer pausethe leadin' lady o' all
string!
reactionpauseYar, straight from the
menfolks o' string to
me own earpause.pause.pause.pause Ye must be
passin' popular, lass!
pauseI can't be sayin' I likes the
competitionpause.pause.pause.pause What say ye,
me beauty?
reactionpauseWill ye sail away with me
to a far-off island?
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYar har HAR! pauseJokin', lass.pressButton
reactionpauseAn' look, we be almost
back to string.
reactionBut fer serious, think about
that island, ye sea bunny. |
| Ahoy, me pert sea grapepause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow ye be feelin'? pauseAre ye
ready fer home?
Anythin' fun happen in yer
time in the city?
reactionYar har har har har harpause.pause.pause.pause
If ye were thinkin' any
harder,pause lass, smoke would
be comin' out yer ears!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseLet me tell ye, if ye gots
to think about whether ye
had fun...
reactionARRRRR, YE DIDN'T!
reactionNar, but then again,
sometimes fun don't be
so obvious, so what do I be
knowin'. pauseNar, not a lot.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseGar, an' now it be lookin'
like I bored ye yet again.pressButton
reactionpauseLook, we be pullin' up to
stringpause.pause.pause.
reactionNow remember, lass!pause Fun.pause
Ye gots to have it! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseYar, me wee sea potato.pressButton
reactionpauseWhene'er you go to the
city,pause yer always wearin' a
smile big as yer headpause.pause.pause.
pauseI be thinkin'pause yer the type
that don't mind the crowds.
reactionpauseMe, pauseI likes bein' around
folks, toopause.pause.pause.
reactionYar, what could be better
than takin' in the city
sights while holdin' the
hand o' a lovely lass?!
reactionpauseSay, sometime, pausemayhaps we
couldpause.pause.pause.pressButton reactionNar, ne'er mind.pause
I were talkin' to meself.pause
Just ignore thatpause.pause.pause.
reactionGar!pause We be almost upon
string! Got yer stuff?
reactionIf ye happen to forget
somethin',pause I'll just be
assumin' yer givin' it to me
as a wee present, yar? |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee sea mouse.pause
reactionpauseDo things be shipshape in
the city?
reactionI ne'er know what be goin'
on in there.pause All them young
urchins runnin' about,
wigglin' an' wagglin'pause.pause.pause.
pauseOne little sprat kicked me
shins an' said he were
doin' a break dancepause.pause.pause.pause
Yar, it LOOKED broke.
reactionI mean, whate'er happened
to croonin' along to a fine,
rollickin' sea chanty with a
cucumber float in yer mitt?
reactionpauseThese young snappers
don't even be knowin' what
a chanty BEpause.pause.pause.
reactionGar, pausean' look, now we be
arrivin' in yer string.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYer wishin' fer a chanty
now, aren't ye?
reactionArr, pausewell, keep wishin'.pause
They don't be writin' no
bus chanties. |
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| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy there,pause me beauty.pressButton
reactionpauseSay so if I be wrong,pause but
don't ye be the lass what
lately moved to town?
reactionTell me, thenpause.pause.pause.pause Might this
be yer maiden voyage to
the big city?fun_07
First time!
Been there. |
| Yar har, pauseI were thinkin' so!
reactionYer nerves must be all
frazzly then.pause I thinks I can
hear yer heart a-poundin'!
reactionpauseAnd ye got all spiffed up fer
the occasion, didn't ye nowpause.pause.pause.pause
Yar, fancied yerself up nice,
ye did. |
| Gar, pauseno need to be so
prickly about it, ye wee
little puffer fish.
reactionpausepause.pause.pause.pauseYe can't fool me with that
posturin'. pauseI can tell how
excited ye be!
reactionpauseAnd ye got all spiffed up fer
the occasion, didn't ye nowpause.pause.pause.pause
Yar, fancied yerself up nice,
ye did. |
| There be somethin' simple
an' soothin' about the
country life...
reactionpauseYar, but soothin' as it be,
a time do come when a
lad--or lass--gets bit by the
wanderin' bug.
Ye stow yer hopes an'
fears, set yer sails, an' take
off to sneak a peek at the
corners o' the worldpause.pause.pause.
reactionYar har har har har HAR!pause
I gots to write this sort o'
thing down, I do!
reactionBut enough o' that! Yer big
city be heavin' into view.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseHere's hopin' ye findpause
what yer lookin' for, ye
brave little guppy! |
| Ahoy to yepause.pause.pause.pauseme lovelypause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseThis ain't yer first time
aboard me bus, nar?pause
reactionpauseYar har, pauseno, I thinks not!
Kapp'n remembers a pretty
face, so I do!
reactionSo, me wee flounder, how
were yer first visit to the
hustle-bustle o' the city?
reactionpauseYer goin' back, so I be
guessin'pause it agreed with yepause.pause.pause.
reactionGar, pausemakes sense to me.
Yer used to the slow dance
o' the countryside...
So the high-kickin' hoopla
o' the citypause must set yer wee
little shoes afire!
There be no harm in that,
nar.pausereaction An' look, here be yer
port o' call.
reactionGood luck findin'pause a dance
that suits, ye shimmyfish! |
| Ahoy, me wee bus troutpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseYe were aboard fer the run
into the city, were ye not?
reactionpauseYar har, pauseo' course ye were.
I'd sooner forget me own
mug than the face o' a
beauty such as yerself.
reactionSo tell me, lass, pausehow be yer
experience? Yer first stop
at an exotic port o' callpause.pause.pause.
Did ye meet anyone that
made yer heart go "garrrr"?
reactionpauseWhat say ye?pause Yer plumb
tuckeredpause from the wild an'
woolly excitement?
reactionYar HAR! pauseFair enough, me
wee scuttlefishpause.pause.pause.
reactionWell now, pausestring be
upon us!
reactionYe rest easy tonight, lass! |
| Yar there, pauseme fine lasspause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow were the city?pause Yer
first visit to the glimmer-
glammer o' the big lightspause.pause.pause.
reactionDid ye meet anyone that
made yer heart cry "arrrr"?
reactionWhat say ye?pause Yer plumb
poopedpause from ridin' the high
seas o' the city?
reactionYar HAR! pauseFair enough, me
wee little clownfishpause.pause.pause.
reactionLook now, pausewe be upon yer
string.
reactionYe be sure to get some rest
this eve, lass! |
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| Ahoy, me wee sea breampause.pause.pause.pause
Ye look dressed to the
nines, ye do.
I'd be guessin'pause.pause.pause.pausethat yer
off to see a gentleman
ye fancy, then.
reactionYar har HAR!pause 'Tis a fine
thing, bein' youngpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionpauseI were young once, yar, an' I
did a fair bit o' wooin'
meself. pauseI could woo a lass
from across a room!
reactionGar, pausewe be driftin' into
the city!pause Before ye step
out, ye may be wantin' topause
fix that cowlick, lass!
reactionIf ye don't, yer man may
be thinkin' ye gotpause an
albatross nestin' on yer
little noggin! |
| A good yar to ye, lasspause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseForgive me fer sayin', but
ye always got a fine smell
about ye...
pausereactionGar, I smelled a fair few
perfumes in me day, an' I
do likes a lass that be
bathin' in the stuffpause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseThat bein' so, I also be
partial to a waft o' plain
shampoo on a sou'westerly
sea breeze!
reactionArr, pausecity be comin' up!
Ye got an umbrella or the
like, lass?
reactionSmellin' fine as ye do,pause
ye may have to fight off the
lads with whatever ye can
lay a hand to! |
| Ahoy there, young misspause.pause.pause.pause
Ye look a mite different
since I seen ye last...
Yar,pause but in a good way,
o' course. I be bettin' ye
wake up each day lookin'
better than the lastpause.pause.pause.
reactionIt ain't that way for us
ladspause.pause.pause.pause Gar, no!pause Mayhaps it
be because we don't be
usin' them moisturizers...
reactionSay there, pauseye suppose that
anti-agin' cream they make
would do a turn to this
ol' turtle's craggly mug?
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYar har, pausejust pullin' yer
chain, me wee flounder.pressButton
reactionpauseLook, pausecity ho! Ye best get
yerself composed.
reactionpauseBy gar, mayhap I should be
lookin' into them moisturizers
after all.
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| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee butterfish.pressButton
reactionpauseOut to do a piece o'
shoppin', are ye?
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseFer what, clothes?!pause Gar!pause
But ye look pretty as a
picture in what ye got on!
reactionpauseI never did understand
buyin' clothespause.pause.pause.pause Once I
gots an outfit that works,pause
I be wearin' it 'til it rots.
reactionYar,pause but here we be!pause
Don't mind me blabberin'.
Ye enjoy yer shoppin', now.
reactionAnd keep yer peepers
peeped fer some o' them
slim-fit bus-driver capris
fer me, will ye?pause Yar HAR! |
| Yar to ye, bus minnowpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseSo, what ye be off to do
today?pause Shoppin'?
reactionGar, girls be endurance
shopperspause.pause.pause.pause They be walkin'
fer hours just lookin' in
windows an' the like!
reactionCoursepause.pause.pause.pausewe lads can keep
up the pace, only we be
lookin' at the lasses, not
the windows! Yar har!
reactionLook, pausethere be the city!pause
Here's hopin' yer wallet be
as big as yer eyes, ye wee
shop sturgeon.
reactionAn' remember, pauseif ye get
tired, call on ol' Kapp'n!pause
I be totin' packages as well
as I be drivin' this bus! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, pauseye transit trout.pressButton
reactionpauseYe have a shoppin' look
about ye, yar?
reactionYar har,pause yer eyes be
sparklin', lass! I calls that
look the dread "shop fever."pause
'Tis a remorseless plague!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseArr, the only cure bepause an
empty wallet! Yar har HAR!
reactionThe city, pauseshe be just ahead!
Good luck huntin' them
wily bargains, lass!
reactionAn' good luck breakin' that
shop fever! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee crayfish.pause
Don't ye have a happy look
about ye today!
reactionDo it bepause.pause.pause.love?
reactionYar har har! pauseBelieve me,
lass, I be havin' a nose fer
that sort o' thing!
reactionSo, who be yer fine fellow?pressButton
pause.pause.pause.pausereactionNar! pauseImpossible!
pausereactionpause.pause.pause.pauseNar, nar, pauseI don't be
believin' that!
reactionYe deserve a prince, ye do.
Ye can quote me!
reactionGar now, pausewe be pullin' into
the city!
reactionIf things get stormy 'tween
yer fellow an' yerself,pause
remember there be a manly
bus driver available! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, ye pond skimmer.pressButton
reactionpauseTell me, do yer parents
know ye be city bound?
reactionI suppose ye can do as ye
like,pause but gar, parents be
easy these dayspause.pause.pause.
pauseMe ol' dad never let me off
the shippause unless it were to
buy a new bilge pumppause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseYar har, pausebut times changepause.pause.pause.pause
They surely do!
reactionAn' pausehere be the city! Ye be
careful out there, will ye?
reactionDon't ye be stayin' out
latepause with the hippin' an'
the hoppin', ye party fish! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, me heartypause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseI gots to ask... Do ye recall
the first time love grabbed
ahold o' ye?
reactionpauseYar har harpause.pause.pause.pause Nar, don't be
coy, lass!pause I don't mean to pry
much, I swear it!
reactionFer me, it were long ago,pause
back when I were still in
shorty pantspause.pause.pause.
reactionI'd pass this young lass on
the way to middle school
each daypause but ne'er got the
courage to say "yar."
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseArr, pausewe be nearin' the
city!pause No more time fer
talkin' all wistful-like
about them olden dayspause.pause.pause.
reactionGar, but the image o' that
girl do haunt me... |
| Ahoy, me wee nibblefishpause.pause.pause.pause
Don't ye be lookin' like the
picture o' jolly today!
Might ye be pauseheadin' into
the city to meet someone
fer coffee?
reactionLasses do love that, yarpause.pause.pause.pause
Coffee, wee little nibbly
cakes, a bit o' gossippause.pause.pause.
reactionMe, pauseI likes a good
cucumber float with me
gossipin'! Yo ho ho!
reactionpauseAnyway, pausewe be almost
therepause.pause.pause.pause Hope ye brought
yer appetite, lass!
reactionIf ye find yerself eatin'
somethin' with cucumber,
yer doin' it right! |
| Ahoy, pauseme wee lobster rollpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow be the city?
Did ye find all the
excitementpause ye seeked?
reactionWhat say ye?pause So much
excitement that yer plumb
pooped out?
reactionpauseYar har, pausethat be finepause.pause.pause.
reactionFeel free to nap, lass.pause I can
wake ye once we be pullin'
into string.
Yar, ye look like ye could
use a wink or twopause.pause.pause.reactionpause Hold
a moment, though... pauseI guess
we be there already.
reactionYe be sure to get a good
sleep inpause once ye get home,
ye wee snoozefish. |
| Yar there, pauseme wee scalloppause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow were yer trip?
pauseI gots to say, ye look more
grown up than when ye
went inpause.pause.pausepause.
reactionpauseDid ye buy some o' that
grown-up spray I been
hearin' about?
reactionpauseYar har har har HAR!pause
I be just pullin' yer flukes,
lass. I know there ain't no
such thingpause.pause.pause.
reactionGar, pausepractically back in
string already!
reaction"Grown-up spray," that be
a rich one. pauseEveryone knows
it only be available in
lotion form! |
| Ahoy, pauseme wee bus loachpause.pause.pause.pausepressButton
reactionpauseHow be that city?
pauseDid ye get all yer shoppin'
inpause an' all yer stressin' out?
reactionYar har, pauseI bet ye did!pause
Ye look fresh as mornin'
dew on a bowsprit, ye do!
reactionGettin' out o' yer rut an'
seein' somethin' new do
tend to rejuvenate yepause.pause.pause.pause
Gar if it don't!
reactionWell, pauseyer string be
comin' uppause.pause.pause.pause Ye gots all yer
odds an' ends?
reactionpauseYe watch out fer that rut,
now, ye wee sea cucumber! |
| Well, yo ho ho, nowpause.pause.pause.pause
How were the charms o'
the city, me lovely?
Shoppin' fer some sort o'
fine frippery, were ye?
reactionYer true beauty be on the
inside, lasspause.pause.pause.pauseso whatever
clothes ye wear be sure to
suit ye fine.
reactionToo much flattery for ye?pressButton
reactionYar, if seein' inner beauty
be wrong, I don't wants to
be right!
reactionpauseWell, pausecomin' up on
string, we arepause.pause.pause.pause Don't
ye be forgettin' anythin'.
reactionI'll be lookin' forward to
seein' yer next bit o' outer
beauty, then! |
| Ahoy, me wee anemonepause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseYe be headin' home earlier
than I be expectin'.
reactionDid ye get in a fight with
yer main fellow over the
shoppin'?
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseIt be the dream o' every
man to tote his girl's
trinkets around while she
be shoppin'.pause Ye know why?
pause'Cause we all secretly likepause
grousin' 'bout itpause.pause.pause.
reactionGreat groupers, we be
back in string already!pressButton
Were I not supposed to be
tellin' that secret?
reactionDon't be tellin' anyone.pause
'Tis a secret bit o' the
Manly Code o' Manly Men! |
| Yar there, pauseye sea biscuitpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow'd ye fare?
Ye find yerself a special
somethin'...or someone?
reactionpauseMy theory be that special
someones be impossible to
spot with yer peepers.
pauseYar, that be why I invented
a special scope fer spottin'
special thingspause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseYar, I lost me prototypepause.pause.pause.pausereaction
All's I spotted were a lass
who conked me noggin and
threw me scope in the sea.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseAnyway, just ahead be
stringpause.pause.pause.pause Quick, nar?
reactionYe remember to stay
special, ye wee sea horse! |
| Ahoy, me sea cucumberpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseI've heard many tales of ye!pause
Yar, so I have!
reactionYer pausethe leadin' lady o' all
string!
reactionpauseYar, straight from the
menfolks o' string to
me own earpause.pause.pause.pause Ye must be
passin' popular, lass!
pauseI can't be sayin' I likes the
competitionpause.pause.pause.pause What say ye,
me beauty?
reactionpauseWill ye sail away with me
to a far-off island?
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYar har HAR! pauseJokin', lass.pressButton
reactionpauseAn' look, we be almost
back to string.
reactionBut fer serious, think about
that island, ye sea bunny. |
| Ahoy, me pert sea grapepause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow ye be feelin'? pauseAre ye
ready fer home?
Anythin' fun happen in yer
time in the city?
reactionYar har har har har harpause.pause.pause.pause
If ye were thinkin' any
harder,pause lass, smoke would
be comin' out yer ears!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseLet me tell ye, if ye gots
to think about whether ye
had fun...
reactionARRRRR, YE DIDN'T!
reactionNar, but then again,
sometimes fun don't be
so obvious, so what do I be
knowin'. pauseNar, not a lot.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseGar, an' now it be lookin'
like I bored ye yet again.pressButton
reactionpauseLook, we be pullin' up to
stringpause.pause.pause.
reactionNow remember, lass!pause Fun.pause
Ye gots to have it! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseYar, me wee sea potato.pressButton
reactionpauseWhene'er you go to the
city,pause yer always wearin' a
smile big as yer headpause.pause.pause.
pauseI be thinkin'pause yer the type
that don't mind the crowds.
reactionpauseMe, pauseI likes bein' around
folks, toopause.pause.pause.
reactionYar, what could be better
than takin' in the city
sights while holdin' the
hand o' a lovely lass?!
reactionpauseSay, sometime, pausemayhaps we
couldpause.pause.pause.pressButton reactionNar, ne'er mind.pause
I were talkin' to meself.pause
Just ignore thatpause.pause.pause.
reactionGar!pause We be almost upon
string! Got yer stuff?
reactionIf ye happen to forget
somethin',pause I'll just be
assumin' yer givin' it to me
as a wee present, yar? |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee sea mouse.pause
reactionpauseDo things be shipshape in
the city?
reactionI ne'er know what be goin'
on in there.pause All them young
urchins runnin' about,
wigglin' an' wagglin'pause.pause.pause.
pauseOne little sprat kicked me
shins an' said he were
doin' a break dancepause.pause.pause.pause
Yar, it LOOKED broke.
reactionI mean, whate'er happened
to croonin' along to a fine,
rollickin' sea chanty with a
cucumber float in yer mitt?
reactionpauseThese young snappers
don't even be knowin' what
a chanty BEpause.pause.pause.
reactionGar, pausean' look, now we be
arrivin' in yer string.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYer wishin' fer a chanty
now, aren't ye?
reactionArr, pausewell, keep wishin'.pause
They don't be writin' no
bus chanties. |
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| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy there,pause me beauty.pressButton
reactionpauseSay so if I be wrong,pause but
don't ye be the lass what
lately moved to town?
reactionTell me, thenpause.pause.pause.pause Might this
be yer maiden voyage to
the big city?fun_07
First time!
Been there. |
| Yar har, pauseI were thinkin' so!
reactionYer nerves must be all
frazzly then.pause I thinks I can
hear yer heart a-poundin'!
reactionpauseAnd ye got all spiffed up fer
the occasion, didn't ye nowpause.pause.pause.pause
Yar, fancied yerself up nice,
ye did. |
| Gar, pauseno need to be so
prickly about it, ye wee
little puffer fish.
reactionpausepause.pause.pause.pauseYe can't fool me with that
posturin'. pauseI can tell how
excited ye be!
reactionpauseAnd ye got all spiffed up fer
the occasion, didn't ye nowpause.pause.pause.pause
Yar, fancied yerself up nice,
ye did. |
| There be somethin' simple
an' soothin' about the
country life...
reactionpauseYar, but soothin' as it be,
a time do come when a
lad--or lass--gets bit by the
wanderin' bug.
Ye stow yer hopes an'
fears, set yer sails, an' take
off to sneak a peek at the
corners o' the worldpause.pause.pause.
reactionYar har har har har HAR!pause
I gots to write this sort o'
thing down, I do!
reactionBut enough o' that! Yer big
city be heavin' into view.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseHere's hopin' ye findpause
what yer lookin' for, ye
brave little guppy! |
| Ahoy to yepause.pause.pause.pauseme lovelypause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseThis ain't yer first time
aboard me bus, nar?pause
reactionpauseYar har, pauseno, I thinks not!
Kapp'n remembers a pretty
face, so I do!
reactionSo, me wee flounder, how
were yer first visit to the
hustle-bustle o' the city?
reactionpauseYer goin' back, so I be
guessin'pause it agreed with yepause.pause.pause.
reactionGar, pausemakes sense to me.
Yer used to the slow dance
o' the countryside...
So the high-kickin' hoopla
o' the citypause must set yer wee
little shoes afire!
There be no harm in that,
nar.pausereaction An' look, here be yer
port o' call.
reactionGood luck findin'pause a dance
that suits, ye shimmyfish! |
| Ahoy, me wee bus troutpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseYe were aboard fer the run
into the city, were ye not?
reactionpauseYar har, pauseo' course ye were.
I'd sooner forget me own
mug than the face o' a
beauty such as yerself.
reactionSo tell me, lass, pausehow be yer
experience? Yer first stop
at an exotic port o' callpause.pause.pause.
Did ye meet anyone that
made yer heart go "garrrr"?
reactionpauseWhat say ye?pause Yer plumb
tuckeredpause from the wild an'
woolly excitement?
reactionYar HAR! pauseFair enough, me
wee scuttlefishpause.pause.pause.
reactionWell now, pausestring be
upon us!
reactionYe rest easy tonight, lass! |
| Yar there, pauseme fine lasspause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow were the city?pause Yer
first visit to the glimmer-
glammer o' the big lightspause.pause.pause.
reactionDid ye meet anyone that
made yer heart cry "arrrr"?
reactionWhat say ye?pause Yer plumb
poopedpause from ridin' the high
seas o' the city?
reactionYar HAR! pauseFair enough, me
wee little clownfishpause.pause.pause.
reactionLook now, pausewe be upon yer
string.
reactionYe be sure to get some rest
this eve, lass! |
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| Ahoy, me wee sea breampause.pause.pause.pause
Ye look dressed to the
nines, ye do.
I'd be guessin'pause.pause.pause.pausethat yer
off to see a gentleman
ye fancy, then.
reactionYar har HAR!pause 'Tis a fine
thing, bein' youngpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionpauseI were young once, yar, an' I
did a fair bit o' wooin'
meself. pauseI could woo a lass
from across a room!
reactionGar, pausewe be driftin' into
the city!pause Before ye step
out, ye may be wantin' topause
fix that cowlick, lass!
reactionIf ye don't, yer man may
be thinkin' ye gotpause an
albatross nestin' on yer
little noggin! |
| A good yar to ye, lasspause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseForgive me fer sayin', but
ye always got a fine smell
about ye...
pausereactionGar, I smelled a fair few
perfumes in me day, an' I
do likes a lass that be
bathin' in the stuffpause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseThat bein' so, I also be
partial to a waft o' plain
shampoo on a sou'westerly
sea breeze!
reactionArr, pausecity be comin' up!
Ye got an umbrella or the
like, lass?
reactionSmellin' fine as ye do,pause
ye may have to fight off the
lads with whatever ye can
lay a hand to! |
| Ahoy there, young misspause.pause.pause.pause
Ye look a mite different
since I seen ye last...
Yar,pause but in a good way,
o' course. I be bettin' ye
wake up each day lookin'
better than the lastpause.pause.pause.
reactionIt ain't that way for us
ladspause.pause.pause.pause Gar, no!pause Mayhaps it
be because we don't be
usin' them moisturizers...
reactionSay there, pauseye suppose that
anti-agin' cream they make
would do a turn to this
ol' turtle's craggly mug?
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYar har, pausejust pullin' yer
chain, me wee flounder.pressButton
reactionpauseLook, pausecity ho! Ye best get
yerself composed.
reactionpauseBy gar, mayhap I should be
lookin' into them moisturizers
after all.
|
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee butterfish.pressButton
reactionpauseOut to do a piece o'
shoppin', are ye?
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseFer what, clothes?!pause Gar!pause
But ye look pretty as a
picture in what ye got on!
reactionpauseI never did understand
buyin' clothespause.pause.pause.pause Once I
gots an outfit that works,pause
I be wearin' it 'til it rots.
reactionYar,pause but here we be!pause
Don't mind me blabberin'.
Ye enjoy yer shoppin', now.
reactionAnd keep yer peepers
peeped fer some o' them
slim-fit bus-driver capris
fer me, will ye?pause Yar HAR! |
| Yar to ye, bus minnowpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseSo, what ye be off to do
today?pause Shoppin'?
reactionGar, girls be endurance
shopperspause.pause.pause.pause They be walkin'
fer hours just lookin' in
windows an' the like!
reactionCoursepause.pause.pause.pausewe lads can keep
up the pace, only we be
lookin' at the lasses, not
the windows! Yar har!
reactionLook, pausethere be the city!pause
Here's hopin' yer wallet be
as big as yer eyes, ye wee
shop sturgeon.
reactionAn' remember, pauseif ye get
tired, call on ol' Kapp'n!pause
I be totin' packages as well
as I be drivin' this bus! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, pauseye transit trout.pressButton
reactionpauseYe have a shoppin' look
about ye, yar?
reactionYar har,pause yer eyes be
sparklin', lass! I calls that
look the dread "shop fever."pause
'Tis a remorseless plague!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseArr, the only cure bepause an
empty wallet! Yar har HAR!
reactionThe city, pauseshe be just ahead!
Good luck huntin' them
wily bargains, lass!
reactionAn' good luck breakin' that
shop fever! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee crayfish.pause
Don't ye have a happy look
about ye today!
reactionDo it bepause.pause.pause.love?
reactionYar har har! pauseBelieve me,
lass, I be havin' a nose fer
that sort o' thing!
reactionSo, who be yer fine fellow?pressButton
pause.pause.pause.pausereactionNar! pauseImpossible!
pausereactionpause.pause.pause.pauseNar, nar, pauseI don't be
believin' that!
reactionYe deserve a prince, ye do.
Ye can quote me!
reactionGar now, pausewe be pullin' into
the city!
reactionIf things get stormy 'tween
yer fellow an' yerself,pause
remember there be a manly
bus driver available! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, ye pond skimmer.pressButton
reactionpauseTell me, do yer parents
know ye be city bound?
reactionI suppose ye can do as ye
like,pause but gar, parents be
easy these dayspause.pause.pause.
pauseMe ol' dad never let me off
the shippause unless it were to
buy a new bilge pumppause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseYar har, pausebut times changepause.pause.pause.pause
They surely do!
reactionAn' pausehere be the city! Ye be
careful out there, will ye?
reactionDon't ye be stayin' out
latepause with the hippin' an'
the hoppin', ye party fish! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, me heartypause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseI gots to ask... Do ye recall
the first time love grabbed
ahold o' ye?
reactionpauseYar har harpause.pause.pause.pause Nar, don't be
coy, lass!pause I don't mean to pry
much, I swear it!
reactionFer me, it were long ago,pause
back when I were still in
shorty pantspause.pause.pause.
reactionI'd pass this young lass on
the way to middle school
each daypause but ne'er got the
courage to say "yar."
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseArr, pausewe be nearin' the
city!pause No more time fer
talkin' all wistful-like
about them olden dayspause.pause.pause.
reactionGar, but the image o' that
girl do haunt me... |
| Ahoy, me wee nibblefishpause.pause.pause.pause
Don't ye be lookin' like the
picture o' jolly today!
Might ye be pauseheadin' into
the city to meet someone
fer coffee?
reactionLasses do love that, yarpause.pause.pause.pause
Coffee, wee little nibbly
cakes, a bit o' gossippause.pause.pause.
reactionMe, pauseI likes a good
cucumber float with me
gossipin'! Yo ho ho!
reactionpauseAnyway, pausewe be almost
therepause.pause.pause.pause Hope ye brought
yer appetite, lass!
reactionIf ye find yerself eatin'
somethin' with cucumber,
yer doin' it right! |
| Ahoy, pauseme wee lobster rollpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow be the city?
Did ye find all the
excitementpause ye seeked?
reactionWhat say ye?pause So much
excitement that yer plumb
pooped out?
reactionpauseYar har, pausethat be finepause.pause.pause.
reactionFeel free to nap, lass.pause I can
wake ye once we be pullin'
into string.
Yar, ye look like ye could
use a wink or twopause.pause.pause.reactionpause Hold
a moment, though... pauseI guess
we be there already.
reactionYe be sure to get a good
sleep inpause once ye get home,
ye wee snoozefish. |
| Yar there, pauseme wee scalloppause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow were yer trip?
pauseI gots to say, ye look more
grown up than when ye
went inpause.pause.pausepause.
reactionpauseDid ye buy some o' that
grown-up spray I been
hearin' about?
reactionpauseYar har har har HAR!pause
I be just pullin' yer flukes,
lass. I know there ain't no
such thingpause.pause.pause.
reactionGar, pausepractically back in
string already!
reaction"Grown-up spray," that be
a rich one. pauseEveryone knows
it only be available in
lotion form! |
| Ahoy, pauseme wee bus loachpause.pause.pause.pausepressButton
reactionpauseHow be that city?
pauseDid ye get all yer shoppin'
inpause an' all yer stressin' out?
reactionYar har, pauseI bet ye did!pause
Ye look fresh as mornin'
dew on a bowsprit, ye do!
reactionGettin' out o' yer rut an'
seein' somethin' new do
tend to rejuvenate yepause.pause.pause.pause
Gar if it don't!
reactionWell, pauseyer string be
comin' uppause.pause.pause.pause Ye gots all yer
odds an' ends?
reactionpauseYe watch out fer that rut,
now, ye wee sea cucumber! |
| Well, yo ho ho, nowpause.pause.pause.pause
How were the charms o'
the city, me lovely?
Shoppin' fer some sort o'
fine frippery, were ye?
reactionYer true beauty be on the
inside, lasspause.pause.pause.pauseso whatever
clothes ye wear be sure to
suit ye fine.
reactionToo much flattery for ye?pressButton
reactionYar, if seein' inner beauty
be wrong, I don't wants to
be right!
reactionpauseWell, pausecomin' up on
string, we arepause.pause.pause.pause Don't
ye be forgettin' anythin'.
reactionI'll be lookin' forward to
seein' yer next bit o' outer
beauty, then! |
| Ahoy, me wee anemonepause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseYe be headin' home earlier
than I be expectin'.
reactionDid ye get in a fight with
yer main fellow over the
shoppin'?
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseIt be the dream o' every
man to tote his girl's
trinkets around while she
be shoppin'.pause Ye know why?
pause'Cause we all secretly likepause
grousin' 'bout itpause.pause.pause.
reactionGreat groupers, we be
back in string already!pressButton
Were I not supposed to be
tellin' that secret?
reactionDon't be tellin' anyone.pause
'Tis a secret bit o' the
Manly Code o' Manly Men! |
| Yar there, pauseye sea biscuitpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow'd ye fare?
Ye find yerself a special
somethin'...or someone?
reactionpauseMy theory be that special
someones be impossible to
spot with yer peepers.
pauseYar, that be why I invented
a special scope fer spottin'
special thingspause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseYar, I lost me prototypepause.pause.pause.pausereaction
All's I spotted were a lass
who conked me noggin and
threw me scope in the sea.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseAnyway, just ahead be
stringpause.pause.pause.pause Quick, nar?
reactionYe remember to stay
special, ye wee sea horse! |
| Ahoy, me sea cucumberpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseI've heard many tales of ye!pause
Yar, so I have!
reactionYer pausethe leadin' lady o' all
string!
reactionpauseYar, straight from the
menfolks o' string to
me own earpause.pause.pause.pause Ye must be
passin' popular, lass!
pauseI can't be sayin' I likes the
competitionpause.pause.pause.pause What say ye,
me beauty?
reactionpauseWill ye sail away with me
to a far-off island?
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYar har HAR! pauseJokin', lass.pressButton
reactionpauseAn' look, we be almost
back to string.
reactionBut fer serious, think about
that island, ye sea bunny. |
| Ahoy, me pert sea grapepause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow ye be feelin'? pauseAre ye
ready fer home?
Anythin' fun happen in yer
time in the city?
reactionYar har har har har harpause.pause.pause.pause
If ye were thinkin' any
harder,pause lass, smoke would
be comin' out yer ears!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseLet me tell ye, if ye gots
to think about whether ye
had fun...
reactionARRRRR, YE DIDN'T!
reactionNar, but then again,
sometimes fun don't be
so obvious, so what do I be
knowin'. pauseNar, not a lot.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseGar, an' now it be lookin'
like I bored ye yet again.pressButton
reactionpauseLook, we be pullin' up to
stringpause.pause.pause.
reactionNow remember, lass!pause Fun.pause
Ye gots to have it! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseYar, me wee sea potato.pressButton
reactionpauseWhene'er you go to the
city,pause yer always wearin' a
smile big as yer headpause.pause.pause.
pauseI be thinkin'pause yer the type
that don't mind the crowds.
reactionpauseMe, pauseI likes bein' around
folks, toopause.pause.pause.
reactionYar, what could be better
than takin' in the city
sights while holdin' the
hand o' a lovely lass?!
reactionpauseSay, sometime, pausemayhaps we
couldpause.pause.pause.pressButton reactionNar, ne'er mind.pause
I were talkin' to meself.pause
Just ignore thatpause.pause.pause.
reactionGar!pause We be almost upon
string! Got yer stuff?
reactionIf ye happen to forget
somethin',pause I'll just be
assumin' yer givin' it to me
as a wee present, yar? |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee sea mouse.pause
reactionpauseDo things be shipshape in
the city?
reactionI ne'er know what be goin'
on in there.pause All them young
urchins runnin' about,
wigglin' an' wagglin'pause.pause.pause.
pauseOne little sprat kicked me
shins an' said he were
doin' a break dancepause.pause.pause.pause
Yar, it LOOKED broke.
reactionI mean, whate'er happened
to croonin' along to a fine,
rollickin' sea chanty with a
cucumber float in yer mitt?
reactionpauseThese young snappers
don't even be knowin' what
a chanty BEpause.pause.pause.
reactionGar, pausean' look, now we be
arrivin' in yer string.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYer wishin' fer a chanty
now, aren't ye?
reactionArr, pausewell, keep wishin'.pause
They don't be writin' no
bus chanties. |
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| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy there,pause me beauty.pressButton
reactionpauseSay so if I be wrong,pause but
don't ye be the lass what
lately moved to town?
reactionTell me, thenpause.pause.pause.pause Might this
be yer maiden voyage to
the big city?fun_07
First time!
Been there. |
| Yar har, pauseI were thinkin' so!
reactionYer nerves must be all
frazzly then.pause I thinks I can
hear yer heart a-poundin'!
reactionpauseAnd ye got all spiffed up fer
the occasion, didn't ye nowpause.pause.pause.pause
Yar, fancied yerself up nice,
ye did. |
| Gar, pauseno need to be so
prickly about it, ye wee
little puffer fish.
reactionpausepause.pause.pause.pauseYe can't fool me with that
posturin'. pauseI can tell how
excited ye be!
reactionpauseAnd ye got all spiffed up fer
the occasion, didn't ye nowpause.pause.pause.pause
Yar, fancied yerself up nice,
ye did. |
| There be somethin' simple
an' soothin' about the
country life...
reactionpauseYar, but soothin' as it be,
a time do come when a
lad--or lass--gets bit by the
wanderin' bug.
Ye stow yer hopes an'
fears, set yer sails, an' take
off to sneak a peek at the
corners o' the worldpause.pause.pause.
reactionYar har har har har HAR!pause
I gots to write this sort o'
thing down, I do!
reactionBut enough o' that! Yer big
city be heavin' into view.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseHere's hopin' ye findpause
what yer lookin' for, ye
brave little guppy! |
| Ahoy to yepause.pause.pause.pauseme lovelypause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseThis ain't yer first time
aboard me bus, nar?pause
reactionpauseYar har, pauseno, I thinks not!
Kapp'n remembers a pretty
face, so I do!
reactionSo, me wee flounder, how
were yer first visit to the
hustle-bustle o' the city?
reactionpauseYer goin' back, so I be
guessin'pause it agreed with yepause.pause.pause.
reactionGar, pausemakes sense to me.
Yer used to the slow dance
o' the countryside...
So the high-kickin' hoopla
o' the citypause must set yer wee
little shoes afire!
There be no harm in that,
nar.pausereaction An' look, here be yer
port o' call.
reactionGood luck findin'pause a dance
that suits, ye shimmyfish! |
| Ahoy, me wee bus troutpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseYe were aboard fer the run
into the city, were ye not?
reactionpauseYar har, pauseo' course ye were.
I'd sooner forget me own
mug than the face o' a
beauty such as yerself.
reactionSo tell me, lass, pausehow be yer
experience? Yer first stop
at an exotic port o' callpause.pause.pause.
Did ye meet anyone that
made yer heart go "garrrr"?
reactionpauseWhat say ye?pause Yer plumb
tuckeredpause from the wild an'
woolly excitement?
reactionYar HAR! pauseFair enough, me
wee scuttlefishpause.pause.pause.
reactionWell now, pausestring be
upon us!
reactionYe rest easy tonight, lass! |
| Yar there, pauseme fine lasspause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow were the city?pause Yer
first visit to the glimmer-
glammer o' the big lightspause.pause.pause.
reactionDid ye meet anyone that
made yer heart cry "arrrr"?
reactionWhat say ye?pause Yer plumb
poopedpause from ridin' the high
seas o' the city?
reactionYar HAR! pauseFair enough, me
wee little clownfishpause.pause.pause.
reactionLook now, pausewe be upon yer
string.
reactionYe be sure to get some rest
this eve, lass! |
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| Ahoy, me wee sea breampause.pause.pause.pause
Ye look dressed to the
nines, ye do.
I'd be guessin'pause.pause.pause.pausethat yer
off to see a gentleman
ye fancy, then.
reactionYar har HAR!pause 'Tis a fine
thing, bein' youngpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionpauseI were young once, yar, an' I
did a fair bit o' wooin'
meself. pauseI could woo a lass
from across a room!
reactionGar, pausewe be driftin' into
the city!pause Before ye step
out, ye may be wantin' topause
fix that cowlick, lass!
reactionIf ye don't, yer man may
be thinkin' ye gotpause an
albatross nestin' on yer
little noggin! |
| A good yar to ye, lasspause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseForgive me fer sayin', but
ye always got a fine smell
about ye...
pausereactionGar, I smelled a fair few
perfumes in me day, an' I
do likes a lass that be
bathin' in the stuffpause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseThat bein' so, I also be
partial to a waft o' plain
shampoo on a sou'westerly
sea breeze!
reactionArr, pausecity be comin' up!
Ye got an umbrella or the
like, lass?
reactionSmellin' fine as ye do,pause
ye may have to fight off the
lads with whatever ye can
lay a hand to! |
| Ahoy there, young misspause.pause.pause.pause
Ye look a mite different
since I seen ye last...
Yar,pause but in a good way,
o' course. I be bettin' ye
wake up each day lookin'
better than the lastpause.pause.pause.
reactionIt ain't that way for us
ladspause.pause.pause.pause Gar, no!pause Mayhaps it
be because we don't be
usin' them moisturizers...
reactionSay there, pauseye suppose that
anti-agin' cream they make
would do a turn to this
ol' turtle's craggly mug?
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYar har, pausejust pullin' yer
chain, me wee flounder.pressButton
reactionpauseLook, pausecity ho! Ye best get
yerself composed.
reactionpauseBy gar, mayhap I should be
lookin' into them moisturizers
after all.
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| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee butterfish.pressButton
reactionpauseOut to do a piece o'
shoppin', are ye?
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseFer what, clothes?!pause Gar!pause
But ye look pretty as a
picture in what ye got on!
reactionpauseI never did understand
buyin' clothespause.pause.pause.pause Once I
gots an outfit that works,pause
I be wearin' it 'til it rots.
reactionYar,pause but here we be!pause
Don't mind me blabberin'.
Ye enjoy yer shoppin', now.
reactionAnd keep yer peepers
peeped fer some o' them
slim-fit bus-driver capris
fer me, will ye?pause Yar HAR! |
| Yar to ye, bus minnowpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseSo, what ye be off to do
today?pause Shoppin'?
reactionGar, girls be endurance
shopperspause.pause.pause.pause They be walkin'
fer hours just lookin' in
windows an' the like!
reactionCoursepause.pause.pause.pausewe lads can keep
up the pace, only we be
lookin' at the lasses, not
the windows! Yar har!
reactionLook, pausethere be the city!pause
Here's hopin' yer wallet be
as big as yer eyes, ye wee
shop sturgeon.
reactionAn' remember, pauseif ye get
tired, call on ol' Kapp'n!pause
I be totin' packages as well
as I be drivin' this bus! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, pauseye transit trout.pressButton
reactionpauseYe have a shoppin' look
about ye, yar?
reactionYar har,pause yer eyes be
sparklin', lass! I calls that
look the dread "shop fever."pause
'Tis a remorseless plague!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseArr, the only cure bepause an
empty wallet! Yar har HAR!
reactionThe city, pauseshe be just ahead!
Good luck huntin' them
wily bargains, lass!
reactionAn' good luck breakin' that
shop fever! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee crayfish.pause
Don't ye have a happy look
about ye today!
reactionDo it bepause.pause.pause.love?
reactionYar har har! pauseBelieve me,
lass, I be havin' a nose fer
that sort o' thing!
reactionSo, who be yer fine fellow?pressButton
pause.pause.pause.pausereactionNar! pauseImpossible!
pausereactionpause.pause.pause.pauseNar, nar, pauseI don't be
believin' that!
reactionYe deserve a prince, ye do.
Ye can quote me!
reactionGar now, pausewe be pullin' into
the city!
reactionIf things get stormy 'tween
yer fellow an' yerself,pause
remember there be a manly
bus driver available! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, ye pond skimmer.pressButton
reactionpauseTell me, do yer parents
know ye be city bound?
reactionI suppose ye can do as ye
like,pause but gar, parents be
easy these dayspause.pause.pause.
pauseMe ol' dad never let me off
the shippause unless it were to
buy a new bilge pumppause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseYar har, pausebut times changepause.pause.pause.pause
They surely do!
reactionAn' pausehere be the city! Ye be
careful out there, will ye?
reactionDon't ye be stayin' out
latepause with the hippin' an'
the hoppin', ye party fish! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseYar there, me heartypause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseI gots to ask... Do ye recall
the first time love grabbed
ahold o' ye?
reactionpauseYar har harpause.pause.pause.pause Nar, don't be
coy, lass!pause I don't mean to pry
much, I swear it!
reactionFer me, it were long ago,pause
back when I were still in
shorty pantspause.pause.pause.
reactionI'd pass this young lass on
the way to middle school
each daypause but ne'er got the
courage to say "yar."
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseArr, pausewe be nearin' the
city!pause No more time fer
talkin' all wistful-like
about them olden dayspause.pause.pause.
reactionGar, but the image o' that
girl do haunt me... |
| Ahoy, me wee nibblefishpause.pause.pause.pause
Don't ye be lookin' like the
picture o' jolly today!
Might ye be pauseheadin' into
the city to meet someone
fer coffee?
reactionLasses do love that, yarpause.pause.pause.pause
Coffee, wee little nibbly
cakes, a bit o' gossippause.pause.pause.
reactionMe, pauseI likes a good
cucumber float with me
gossipin'! Yo ho ho!
reactionpauseAnyway, pausewe be almost
therepause.pause.pause.pause Hope ye brought
yer appetite, lass!
reactionIf ye find yerself eatin'
somethin' with cucumber,
yer doin' it right! |
| Ahoy, pauseme wee lobster rollpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow be the city?
Did ye find all the
excitementpause ye seeked?
reactionWhat say ye?pause So much
excitement that yer plumb
pooped out?
reactionpauseYar har, pausethat be finepause.pause.pause.
reactionFeel free to nap, lass.pause I can
wake ye once we be pullin'
into string.
Yar, ye look like ye could
use a wink or twopause.pause.pause.reactionpause Hold
a moment, though... pauseI guess
we be there already.
reactionYe be sure to get a good
sleep inpause once ye get home,
ye wee snoozefish. |
| Yar there, pauseme wee scalloppause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow were yer trip?
pauseI gots to say, ye look more
grown up than when ye
went inpause.pause.pausepause.
reactionpauseDid ye buy some o' that
grown-up spray I been
hearin' about?
reactionpauseYar har har har HAR!pause
I be just pullin' yer flukes,
lass. I know there ain't no
such thingpause.pause.pause.
reactionGar, pausepractically back in
string already!
reaction"Grown-up spray," that be
a rich one. pauseEveryone knows
it only be available in
lotion form! |
| Ahoy, pauseme wee bus loachpause.pause.pause.pausepressButton
reactionpauseHow be that city?
pauseDid ye get all yer shoppin'
inpause an' all yer stressin' out?
reactionYar har, pauseI bet ye did!pause
Ye look fresh as mornin'
dew on a bowsprit, ye do!
reactionGettin' out o' yer rut an'
seein' somethin' new do
tend to rejuvenate yepause.pause.pause.pause
Gar if it don't!
reactionWell, pauseyer string be
comin' uppause.pause.pause.pause Ye gots all yer
odds an' ends?
reactionpauseYe watch out fer that rut,
now, ye wee sea cucumber! |
| Well, yo ho ho, nowpause.pause.pause.pause
How were the charms o'
the city, me lovely?
Shoppin' fer some sort o'
fine frippery, were ye?
reactionYer true beauty be on the
inside, lasspause.pause.pause.pauseso whatever
clothes ye wear be sure to
suit ye fine.
reactionToo much flattery for ye?pressButton
reactionYar, if seein' inner beauty
be wrong, I don't wants to
be right!
reactionpauseWell, pausecomin' up on
string, we arepause.pause.pause.pause Don't
ye be forgettin' anythin'.
reactionI'll be lookin' forward to
seein' yer next bit o' outer
beauty, then! |
| Ahoy, me wee anemonepause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseYe be headin' home earlier
than I be expectin'.
reactionDid ye get in a fight with
yer main fellow over the
shoppin'?
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseIt be the dream o' every
man to tote his girl's
trinkets around while she
be shoppin'.pause Ye know why?
pause'Cause we all secretly likepause
grousin' 'bout itpause.pause.pause.
reactionGreat groupers, we be
back in string already!pressButton
Were I not supposed to be
tellin' that secret?
reactionDon't be tellin' anyone.pause
'Tis a secret bit o' the
Manly Code o' Manly Men! |
| Yar there, pauseye sea biscuitpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow'd ye fare?
Ye find yerself a special
somethin'...or someone?
reactionpauseMy theory be that special
someones be impossible to
spot with yer peepers.
pauseYar, that be why I invented
a special scope fer spottin'
special thingspause.pause.pause.
reactionpauseYar, I lost me prototypepause.pause.pause.pausereaction
All's I spotted were a lass
who conked me noggin and
threw me scope in the sea.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseAnyway, just ahead be
stringpause.pause.pause.pause Quick, nar?
reactionYe remember to stay
special, ye wee sea horse! |
| Ahoy, me sea cucumberpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseI've heard many tales of ye!pause
Yar, so I have!
reactionYer pausethe leadin' lady o' all
string!
reactionpauseYar, straight from the
menfolks o' string to
me own earpause.pause.pause.pause Ye must be
passin' popular, lass!
pauseI can't be sayin' I likes the
competitionpause.pause.pause.pause What say ye,
me beauty?
reactionpauseWill ye sail away with me
to a far-off island?
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYar har HAR! pauseJokin', lass.pressButton
reactionpauseAn' look, we be almost
back to string.
reactionBut fer serious, think about
that island, ye sea bunny. |
| Ahoy, me pert sea grapepause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionpauseHow ye be feelin'? pauseAre ye
ready fer home?
Anythin' fun happen in yer
time in the city?
reactionYar har har har har harpause.pause.pause.pause
If ye were thinkin' any
harder,pause lass, smoke would
be comin' out yer ears!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseLet me tell ye, if ye gots
to think about whether ye
had fun...
reactionARRRRR, YE DIDN'T!
reactionNar, but then again,
sometimes fun don't be
so obvious, so what do I be
knowin'. pauseNar, not a lot.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseGar, an' now it be lookin'
like I bored ye yet again.pressButton
reactionpauseLook, we be pullin' up to
stringpause.pause.pause.
reactionNow remember, lass!pause Fun.pause
Ye gots to have it! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseYar, me wee sea potato.pressButton
reactionpauseWhene'er you go to the
city,pause yer always wearin' a
smile big as yer headpause.pause.pause.
pauseI be thinkin'pause yer the type
that don't mind the crowds.
reactionpauseMe, pauseI likes bein' around
folks, toopause.pause.pause.
reactionYar, what could be better
than takin' in the city
sights while holdin' the
hand o' a lovely lass?!
reactionpauseSay, sometime, pausemayhaps we
couldpause.pause.pause.pressButton reactionNar, ne'er mind.pause
I were talkin' to meself.pause
Just ignore thatpause.pause.pause.
reactionGar!pause We be almost upon
string! Got yer stuff?
reactionIf ye happen to forget
somethin',pause I'll just be
assumin' yer givin' it to me
as a wee present, yar? |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseAhoy, me wee sea mouse.pause
reactionpauseDo things be shipshape in
the city?
reactionI ne'er know what be goin'
on in there.pause All them young
urchins runnin' about,
wigglin' an' wagglin'pause.pause.pause.
pauseOne little sprat kicked me
shins an' said he were
doin' a break dancepause.pause.pause.pause
Yar, it LOOKED broke.
reactionI mean, whate'er happened
to croonin' along to a fine,
rollickin' sea chanty with a
cucumber float in yer mitt?
reactionpauseThese young snappers
don't even be knowin' what
a chanty BEpause.pause.pause.
reactionGar, pausean' look, now we be
arrivin' in yer string.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseYer wishin' fer a chanty
now, aren't ye?
reactionArr, pausewell, keep wishin'.pause
They don't be writin' no
bus chanties. |
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