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| Oh, come on! pauseHe's not even
trying now! pauseWhatever
they're paying this guy, pauseit's
too much,pause string! |
| One good thing about
colorShrunk coloris knowing that, if
he can make it as a
performer, pauseanyone can. |
| I, pauseuh, pausedidn't get it. pauseWas
there something there to
get,pause string? |
| What happened?! pauseWhy are
the curtains closed?pause Was
that the joke?! pausefun_06WAS IT?! |
| OK, pausephysical comedy has
its place, pausebut making steam
come out of your head is
just creepy and gross! |
| I need to get out of here!pause
The comedy is so bad, pauseI
feel like the walls are
closing in on me! pauseHelp! |
| Nope. pauseI'm not laughing. pauseI
won't do it,pause and nobody
can make me,pause
string. |
| I love it when he cries,
string! |
| Huh?! pauseOh, is it over? pauseIt was
so quiet in here, pauseI think I
nodded off for a minute,pause
string. |
| What's he so happy about?pause
Did someone laugh and I
didn't hear? pauseWhat audience
was colorShrunk colorwatching? |
| Oh, pausehilarious! pauseDid you see
his expression at the end,pause
where he seemed to be
waiting for us to laugh?! |
| Another innocent joke has
all of its humor squeezed
mercilessly out of it by
colorShrunkcolor... |
| Who told this chump that
he could tell jokes?pause
And the little dance is just
an embarrassment... |
| I'd like to throw this peach
I've got in my pocket at
him, pausebut it's not rotten
enough, pausestring. |
| What if he said something
that actually made me
laugh? pauseI couldn't show my
face in town ever again! |
| I hope no one laughs.pause It
might encourage him to
keep performing,pause
string. |
| Look at him! pauseHe thinks he's
doing well! pauseQuick,pause someone
tell him how not funny he
is, pausestring! |
| That's it?! pauseWeirdo takes a
nap onstage, pauseand we're
supposed to pay for it? |
| I wonder if I'm too jaded
for this style of "emotional"
comedypause.pause.pause.pause Or maybe it's
just not very good... |
| Man, pausethis is why I come
here! pauseNot for colorShrunkcolor,pause of
coursepause.pause.pause.pausebut the seats tickle
my back! |
| When will I learn? pauseI'd be
better off throwing my
Bells in the river than
spending them here. |
| It's not very nice of me, but
I can't help laughing at his
expression when a joke
really bombs, string! |
| Funny how, if something is
embarrassing enough, pauseit
embarrasses everyone in
the room... |
| Heh.pause I think he finally
noticed the sound of
crickets chirping in the
background... |
| I totally know what he
meant therepause.pause.pause.pause It wasn't
funny, pausebut I totally know
what he meant. |
| Who would have thought that
a mere comedian could leave
me feeling so empty and
desolate? |
| I don't know why he keeps
putting on weak show after
weak show.
And I really don't know why
I keep seeing them. |
| This was my entertainment
budget for this whole month,
pausestring... |
| Oh, pauselook.pause colorShrunk colordiscovered
something.pause I hope it was a
punch line,pause string. |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| Man, pauseyou can't top colorFrillard
colorwhen he's on his game. pauseHe's
a true master of his craft. |
| It's not even really what he
says. pauseI just love to watch
colorFrillard colorwork the crowd,pause
string. |
| It's kinda hard to believe that
colorShrunk coloris a student of
colorFrillardcolor.pause Is colorShrunk colorjust goofing
off in class? |
| colorFrillardcolor's been performing
since I was a kid!pause How old is
he now, pausestring? |
| Yep, pausecolorFrillardcolor's still got it,
string!
The slight possibility of seeing
him instead of colorShrunkcolor is the
reason I keep coming here. |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| I'm not really sure why I'm
here so often. pauseI guess I can't
resist the lure of the theater,pause
string. |
| It's about to start!pause Stop
wandering around like a lost
kitten and take your seat,pause
string! |
| Would you be surprised to
find out that I studied theater
in school?
Yeah, pauseI'd be surprised, pausetoo,pause
string! |
| Smell that?pause That's the scent
of anticipation! pauseWe're all
hoping to see something
amazing tonight!
Or at least something that
isn't terrible! |
| Man, pauselook at us. pauseYou'd think
two sophisticates like us
would have something better
to do than come here... |
| |
| Oh, come on! pauseHe's not even
trying now! pauseWhatever
they're paying this guy, pauseit's
too much,pause string! |
| One good thing about
colorShrunk coloris knowing that, if
he can make it as a
performer, pauseanyone can. |
| I, pauseuh, pausedidn't get it. pauseWas
there something there to
get,pause string? |
| What happened?! pauseWhy are
the curtains closed?pause Was
that the joke?! pausefun_06WAS IT?! |
| OK, pausephysical comedy has
its place, pausebut making steam
come out of your head is
just creepy and gross! |
| I need to get out of here!pause
The comedy is so bad, pauseI
feel like the walls are
closing in on me! pauseHelp! |
| Nope. pauseI'm not laughing. pauseI
won't do it,pause and nobody
can make me,pause
string. |
| I love it when he cries,
string! |
| Huh?! pauseOh, is it over? pauseIt was
so quiet in here, pauseI think I
nodded off for a minute,pause
string. |
| What's he so happy about?pause
Did someone laugh and I
didn't hear? pauseWhat audience
was colorShrunk colorwatching? |
| Oh, pausehilarious! pauseDid you see
his expression at the end,pause
where he seemed to be
waiting for us to laugh?! |
| Another innocent joke has
all of its humor squeezed
mercilessly out of it by
colorShrunkcolor... |
| Who told this chump that
he could tell jokes?pause
And the little dance is just
an embarrassment... |
| I'd like to throw this peach
I've got in my pocket at
him, pausebut it's not rotten
enough, pausestring. |
| What if he said something
that actually made me
laugh? pauseI couldn't show my
face in town ever again! |
| I hope no one laughs.pause It
might encourage him to
keep performing,pause
string. |
| Look at him! pauseHe thinks he's
doing well! pauseQuick,pause someone
tell him how not funny he
is, pausestring! |
| That's it?! pauseWeirdo takes a
nap onstage, pauseand we're
supposed to pay for it? |
| I wonder if I'm too jaded
for this style of "emotional"
comedypause.pause.pause.pause Or maybe it's
just not very good... |
| Man, pausethis is why I come
here! pauseNot for colorShrunkcolor,pause of
coursepause.pause.pause.pausebut the seats tickle
my back! |
| When will I learn? pauseI'd be
better off throwing my
Bells in the river than
spending them here. |
| It's not very nice of me, but
I can't help laughing at his
expression when a joke
really bombs, string! |
| Funny how, if something is
embarrassing enough, pauseit
embarrasses everyone in
the room... |
| Heh.pause I think he finally
noticed the sound of
crickets chirping in the
background... |
| I totally know what he
meant therepause.pause.pause.pause It wasn't
funny, pausebut I totally know
what he meant. |
| Who would have thought that
a mere comedian could leave
me feeling so empty and
desolate? |
| I don't know why he keeps
putting on weak show after
weak show.
And I really don't know why
I keep seeing them. |
| This was my entertainment
budget for this whole month,
pausestring... |
| Oh, pauselook.pause colorShrunk colordiscovered
something.pause I hope it was a
punch line,pause string. |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| Man, pauseyou can't top colorFrillard
colorwhen he's on his game. pauseHe's
a true master of his craft. |
| It's not even really what he
says. pauseI just love to watch
colorFrillard colorwork the crowd,pause
string. |
| It's kinda hard to believe that
colorShrunk coloris a student of
colorFrillardcolor.pause Is colorShrunk colorjust goofing
off in class? |
| colorFrillardcolor's been performing
since I was a kid!pause How old is
he now, pausestring? |
| Yep, pausecolorFrillardcolor's still got it,
string!
The slight possibility of seeing
him instead of colorShrunkcolor is the
reason I keep coming here. |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| I'm not really sure why I'm
here so often. pauseI guess I can't
resist the lure of the theater,pause
string. |
| It's about to start!pause Stop
wandering around like a lost
kitten and take your seat,pause
string! |
| Would you be surprised to
find out that I studied theater
in school?
Yeah, pauseI'd be surprised, pausetoo,pause
string! |
| Smell that?pause That's the scent
of anticipation! pauseWe're all
hoping to see something
amazing tonight!
Or at least something that
isn't terrible! |
| Man, pauselook at us. pauseYou'd think
two sophisticates like us
would have something better
to do than come here... |
| |
| Oh, come on! pauseHe's not even
trying now! pauseWhatever
they're paying this guy, pauseit's
too much,pause string! |
| One good thing about
colorShrunk coloris knowing that, if
he can make it as a
performer, pauseanyone can. |
| I, pauseuh, pausedidn't get it. pauseWas
there something there to
get,pause string? |
| What happened?! pauseWhy are
the curtains closed?pause Was
that the joke?! pausefun_06WAS IT?! |
| OK, pausephysical comedy has
its place, pausebut making steam
come out of your head is
just creepy and gross! |
| I need to get out of here!pause
The comedy is so bad, pauseI
feel like the walls are
closing in on me! pauseHelp! |
| Nope. pauseI'm not laughing. pauseI
won't do it,pause and nobody
can make me,pause
string. |
| I love it when he cries,
string! |
| Huh?! pauseOh, is it over? pauseIt was
so quiet in here, pauseI think I
nodded off for a minute,pause
string. |
| What's he so happy about?pause
Did someone laugh and I
didn't hear? pauseWhat audience
was colorShrunk colorwatching? |
| Oh, pausehilarious! pauseDid you see
his expression at the end,pause
where he seemed to be
waiting for us to laugh?! |
| Another innocent joke has
all of its humor squeezed
mercilessly out of it by
colorShrunkcolor... |
| Who told this chump that
he could tell jokes?pause
And the little dance is just
an embarrassment... |
| I'd like to throw this peach
I've got in my pocket at
him, pausebut it's not rotten
enough, pausestring. |
| What if he said something
that actually made me
laugh? pauseI couldn't show my
face in town ever again! |
| I hope no one laughs.pause It
might encourage him to
keep performing,pause
string. |
| Look at him! pauseHe thinks he's
doing well! pauseQuick,pause someone
tell him how not funny he
is, pausestring! |
| That's it?! pauseWeirdo takes a
nap onstage, pauseand we're
supposed to pay for it? |
| I wonder if I'm too jaded
for this style of "emotional"
comedypause.pause.pause.pause Or maybe it's
just not very good... |
| Man, pausethis is why I come
here! pauseNot for colorShrunkcolor,pause of
coursepause.pause.pause.pausebut the seats tickle
my back! |
| When will I learn? pauseI'd be
better off throwing my
Bells in the river than
spending them here. |
| It's not very nice of me, but
I can't help laughing at his
expression when a joke
really bombs, string! |
| Funny how, if something is
embarrassing enough, pauseit
embarrasses everyone in
the room... |
| Heh.pause I think he finally
noticed the sound of
crickets chirping in the
background... |
| I totally know what he
meant therepause.pause.pause.pause It wasn't
funny, pausebut I totally know
what he meant. |
| Who would have thought that
a mere comedian could leave
me feeling so empty and
desolate? |
| I don't know why he keeps
putting on weak show after
weak show.
And I really don't know why
I keep seeing them. |
| This was my entertainment
budget for this whole month,
pausestring... |
| Oh, pauselook.pause colorShrunk colordiscovered
something.pause I hope it was a
punch line,pause string. |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| Man, pauseyou can't top colorFrillard
colorwhen he's on his game. pauseHe's
a true master of his craft. |
| It's not even really what he
says. pauseI just love to watch
colorFrillard colorwork the crowd,pause
string. |
| It's kinda hard to believe that
colorShrunk coloris a student of
colorFrillardcolor.pause Is colorShrunk colorjust goofing
off in class? |
| colorFrillardcolor's been performing
since I was a kid!pause How old is
he now, pausestring? |
| Yep, pausecolorFrillardcolor's still got it,
string!
The slight possibility of seeing
him instead of colorShrunkcolor is the
reason I keep coming here. |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| I'm not really sure why I'm
here so often. pauseI guess I can't
resist the lure of the theater,pause
string. |
| It's about to start!pause Stop
wandering around like a lost
kitten and take your seat,pause
string! |
| Would you be surprised to
find out that I studied theater
in school?
Yeah, pauseI'd be surprised, pausetoo,pause
string! |
| Smell that?pause That's the scent
of anticipation! pauseWe're all
hoping to see something
amazing tonight!
Or at least something that
isn't terrible! |
| Man, pauselook at us. pauseYou'd think
two sophisticates like us
would have something better
to do than come here... |
| |
| Oh, come on! pauseHe's not even
trying now! pauseWhatever
they're paying this guy, pauseit's
too much,pause string! |
| One good thing about
colorShrunk coloris knowing that, if
he can make it as a
performer, pauseanyone can. |
| I, pauseuh, pausedidn't get it. pauseWas
there something there to
get,pause string? |
| What happened?! pauseWhy are
the curtains closed?pause Was
that the joke?! pausefun_06WAS IT?! |
| OK, pausephysical comedy has
its place, pausebut making steam
come out of your head is
just creepy and gross! |
| I need to get out of here!pause
The comedy is so bad, pauseI
feel like the walls are
closing in on me! pauseHelp! |
| Nope. pauseI'm not laughing. pauseI
won't do it,pause and nobody
can make me,pause
string. |
| I love it when he cries,
string! |
| Huh?! pauseOh, is it over? pauseIt was
so quiet in here, pauseI think I
nodded off for a minute,pause
string. |
| What's he so happy about?pause
Did someone laugh and I
didn't hear? pauseWhat audience
was colorShrunk colorwatching? |
| Oh, pausehilarious! pauseDid you see
his expression at the end,pause
where he seemed to be
waiting for us to laugh?! |
| Another innocent joke has
all of its humor squeezed
mercilessly out of it by
colorShrunkcolor... |
| Who told this chump that
he could tell jokes?pause
And the little dance is just
an embarrassment... |
| I'd like to throw this peach
I've got in my pocket at
him, pausebut it's not rotten
enough, pausestring. |
| What if he said something
that actually made me
laugh? pauseI couldn't show my
face in town ever again! |
| I hope no one laughs.pause It
might encourage him to
keep performing,pause
string. |
| Look at him! pauseHe thinks he's
doing well! pauseQuick,pause someone
tell him how not funny he
is, pausestring! |
| That's it?! pauseWeirdo takes a
nap onstage, pauseand we're
supposed to pay for it? |
| I wonder if I'm too jaded
for this style of "emotional"
comedypause.pause.pause.pause Or maybe it's
just not very good... |
| Man, pausethis is why I come
here! pauseNot for colorShrunkcolor,pause of
coursepause.pause.pause.pausebut the seats tickle
my back! |
| When will I learn? pauseI'd be
better off throwing my
Bells in the river than
spending them here. |
| It's not very nice of me, but
I can't help laughing at his
expression when a joke
really bombs, string! |
| Funny how, if something is
embarrassing enough, pauseit
embarrasses everyone in
the room... |
| Heh.pause I think he finally
noticed the sound of
crickets chirping in the
background... |
| I totally know what he
meant therepause.pause.pause.pause It wasn't
funny, pausebut I totally know
what he meant. |
| Who would have thought that
a mere comedian could leave
me feeling so empty and
desolate? |
| I don't know why he keeps
putting on weak show after
weak show.
And I really don't know why
I keep seeing them. |
| This was my entertainment
budget for this whole month,
pausestring... |
| Oh, pauselook.pause colorShrunk colordiscovered
something.pause I hope it was a
punch line,pause string. |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| Man, pauseyou can't top colorFrillard
colorwhen he's on his game. pauseHe's
a true master of his craft. |
| It's not even really what he
says. pauseI just love to watch
colorFrillard colorwork the crowd,pause
string. |
| It's kinda hard to believe that
colorShrunk coloris a student of
colorFrillardcolor.pause Is colorShrunk colorjust goofing
off in class? |
| colorFrillardcolor's been performing
since I was a kid!pause How old is
he now, pausestring? |
| Yep, pausecolorFrillardcolor's still got it,
string!
The slight possibility of seeing
him instead of colorShrunkcolor is the
reason I keep coming here. |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| I'm not really sure why I'm
here so often. pauseI guess I can't
resist the lure of the theater,pause
string. |
| It's about to start!pause Stop
wandering around like a lost
kitten and take your seat,pause
string! |
| Would you be surprised to
find out that I studied theater
in school?
Yeah, pauseI'd be surprised, pausetoo,pause
string! |
| Smell that?pause That's the scent
of anticipation! pauseWe're all
hoping to see something
amazing tonight!
Or at least something that
isn't terrible! |
| Man, pauselook at us. pauseYou'd think
two sophisticates like us
would have something better
to do than come here... |
| Man, pauselook at us. pauseYou'd think
two sophisticates like us
would have something better
to do than come here... |