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1

Oh, come on! pauseHe's not even
trying now! pauseWhatever
they're paying this guy, pauseit's
too much,pause string!

2

One good thing about
colorShrunk coloris knowing that, if
he can make it as a
performer, pauseanyone can.

3

I, pauseuh, pausedidn't get it. pauseWas
there something there to
get,pause string?

4

What happened?! pauseWhy are
the curtains closed?pause Was
that the joke?! pausefun_06WAS IT?!

5

OK, pausephysical comedy has
its place, pausebut making steam
come out of your head is
just creepy and gross!

6

I need to get out of here!pause
The comedy is so bad, pauseI
feel like the walls are
closing in on me! pauseHelp!

7

Nope. pauseI'm not laughing. pauseI
won't do it,pause and nobody
can make me,pause
string.

8

I love it when he cries,
string!

9

Huh?! pauseOh, is it over? pauseIt was
so quiet in here, pauseI think I
nodded off for a minute,pause
string.

10

What's he so happy about?pause
Did someone laugh and I
didn't hear? pauseWhat audience
was colorShrunk colorwatching?

11

Oh, pausehilarious! pauseDid you see
his expression at the end,pause
where he seemed to be
waiting for us to laugh?!

12

Another innocent joke has
all of its humor squeezed
mercilessly out of it by
colorShrunkcolor...

13

Who told this chump that
he could tell jokes?pause
And the little dance is just
an embarrassment...

14

I'd like to throw this peach
I've got in my pocket at
him, pausebut it's not rotten
enough, pausestring.

15

What if he said something
that actually made me
laugh? pauseI couldn't show my
face in town ever again!

16

I hope no one laughs.pause It
might encourage him to
keep performing,pause
string.

17

Look at him! pauseHe thinks he's
doing well! pauseQuick,pause someone
tell him how not funny he
is, pausestring!

18

That's it?! pauseWeirdo takes a
nap onstage, pauseand we're
supposed to pay for it?

19

I wonder if I'm too jaded
for this style of "emotional"
comedypause.pause.pause.pause Or maybe it's
just not very good...

20

Man, pausethis is why I come
here! pauseNot for colorShrunkcolor,pause of
coursepause.pause.pause.pausebut the seats tickle
my back!

21

When will I learn? pauseI'd be
better off throwing my
Bells in the river than
spending them here.

22

It's not very nice of me, but
I can't help laughing at his
expression when a joke
really bombs, string!

23

Funny how, if something is
embarrassing enough, pauseit
embarrasses everyone in
the room...

24

Heh.pause I think he finally
noticed the sound of
crickets chirping in the
background...

25

I totally know what he
meant therepause.pause.pause.pause It wasn't
funny, pausebut I totally know
what he meant.

26

Who would have thought that
a mere comedian could leave
me feeling so empty and
desolate?

27

I don't know why he keeps
putting on weak show after
weak show.

And I really don't know why
I keep seeing them.

28

This was my entertainment
budget for this whole month,
pausestring...

29

Oh, pauselook.pause colorShrunk colordiscovered
something.pause I hope it was a
punch line,pause string.

30

fun_08

31

fun_08

32

Man, pauseyou can't top colorFrillard
colorwhen he's on his game. pauseHe's
a true master of his craft.

33

It's not even really what he
says. pauseI just love to watch
colorFrillard colorwork the crowd,pause
string.

34

It's kinda hard to believe that
colorShrunk coloris a student of
colorFrillardcolor.pause Is colorShrunk colorjust goofing
off in class?

35

colorFrillardcolor's been performing
since I was a kid!pause How old is
he now, pausestring?

36

Yep, pausecolorFrillardcolor's still got it,
string!


The slight possibility of seeing
him instead of colorShrunkcolor is the
reason I keep coming here.

37

38

39

40

41

I'm not really sure why I'm
here so often. pauseI guess I can't
resist the lure of the theater,pause
string.

42

It's about to start!pause Stop
wandering around like a lost
kitten and take your seat,pause
string!

43

Would you be surprised to
find out that I studied theater
in school?

Yeah, pauseI'd be surprised, pausetoo,pause
string!

44

Smell that?pause That's the scent
of anticipation! pauseWe're all
hoping to see something
amazing tonight!
Or at least something that
isn't terrible!

45

Man, pauselook at us. pauseYou'd think
two sophisticates like us
would have something better
to do than come here...

0

1

Oh, come on! pauseHe's not even
trying now! pauseWhatever
they're paying this guy, pauseit's
too much,pause string!

2

One good thing about
colorShrunk coloris knowing that, if
he can make it as a
performer, pauseanyone can.

3

I, pauseuh, pausedidn't get it. pauseWas
there something there to
get,pause string?

4

What happened?! pauseWhy are
the curtains closed?pause Was
that the joke?! pausefun_06WAS IT?!

5

OK, pausephysical comedy has
its place, pausebut making steam
come out of your head is
just creepy and gross!

6

I need to get out of here!pause
The comedy is so bad, pauseI
feel like the walls are
closing in on me! pauseHelp!

7

Nope. pauseI'm not laughing. pauseI
won't do it,pause and nobody
can make me,pause
string.

8

I love it when he cries,
string!

9

Huh?! pauseOh, is it over? pauseIt was
so quiet in here, pauseI think I
nodded off for a minute,pause
string.

10

What's he so happy about?pause
Did someone laugh and I
didn't hear? pauseWhat audience
was colorShrunk colorwatching?

11

Oh, pausehilarious! pauseDid you see
his expression at the end,pause
where he seemed to be
waiting for us to laugh?!

12

Another innocent joke has
all of its humor squeezed
mercilessly out of it by
colorShrunkcolor...

13

Who told this chump that
he could tell jokes?pause
And the little dance is just
an embarrassment...

14

I'd like to throw this peach
I've got in my pocket at
him, pausebut it's not rotten
enough, pausestring.

15

What if he said something
that actually made me
laugh? pauseI couldn't show my
face in town ever again!

16

I hope no one laughs.pause It
might encourage him to
keep performing,pause
string.

17

Look at him! pauseHe thinks he's
doing well! pauseQuick,pause someone
tell him how not funny he
is, pausestring!

18

That's it?! pauseWeirdo takes a
nap onstage, pauseand we're
supposed to pay for it?

19

I wonder if I'm too jaded
for this style of "emotional"
comedypause.pause.pause.pause Or maybe it's
just not very good...

20

Man, pausethis is why I come
here! pauseNot for colorShrunkcolor,pause of
coursepause.pause.pause.pausebut the seats tickle
my back!

21

When will I learn? pauseI'd be
better off throwing my
Bells in the river than
spending them here.

22

It's not very nice of me, but
I can't help laughing at his
expression when a joke
really bombs, string!

23

Funny how, if something is
embarrassing enough, pauseit
embarrasses everyone in
the room...

24

Heh.pause I think he finally
noticed the sound of
crickets chirping in the
background...

25

I totally know what he
meant therepause.pause.pause.pause It wasn't
funny, pausebut I totally know
what he meant.

26

Who would have thought that
a mere comedian could leave
me feeling so empty and
desolate?

27

I don't know why he keeps
putting on weak show after
weak show.

And I really don't know why
I keep seeing them.

28

This was my entertainment
budget for this whole month,
pausestring...

29

Oh, pauselook.pause colorShrunk colordiscovered
something.pause I hope it was a
punch line,pause string.

30

fun_08

31

fun_08

32

Man, pauseyou can't top colorFrillard
colorwhen he's on his game. pauseHe's
a true master of his craft.

33

It's not even really what he
says. pauseI just love to watch
colorFrillard colorwork the crowd,pause
string.

34

It's kinda hard to believe that
colorShrunk coloris a student of
colorFrillardcolor.pause Is colorShrunk colorjust goofing
off in class?

35

colorFrillardcolor's been performing
since I was a kid!pause How old is
he now, pausestring?

36

Yep, pausecolorFrillardcolor's still got it,
string!


The slight possibility of seeing
him instead of colorShrunkcolor is the
reason I keep coming here.

37

38

39

40

41

I'm not really sure why I'm
here so often. pauseI guess I can't
resist the lure of the theater,pause
string.

42

It's about to start!pause Stop
wandering around like a lost
kitten and take your seat,pause
string!

43

Would you be surprised to
find out that I studied theater
in school?

Yeah, pauseI'd be surprised, pausetoo,pause
string!

44

Smell that?pause That's the scent
of anticipation! pauseWe're all
hoping to see something
amazing tonight!
Or at least something that
isn't terrible!

45

Man, pauselook at us. pauseYou'd think
two sophisticates like us
would have something better
to do than come here...

0

1

Oh, come on! pauseHe's not even
trying now! pauseWhatever
they're paying this guy, pauseit's
too much,pause string!

2

One good thing about
colorShrunk coloris knowing that, if
he can make it as a
performer, pauseanyone can.

3

I, pauseuh, pausedidn't get it. pauseWas
there something there to
get,pause string?

4

What happened?! pauseWhy are
the curtains closed?pause Was
that the joke?! pausefun_06WAS IT?!

5

OK, pausephysical comedy has
its place, pausebut making steam
come out of your head is
just creepy and gross!

6

I need to get out of here!pause
The comedy is so bad, pauseI
feel like the walls are
closing in on me! pauseHelp!

7

Nope. pauseI'm not laughing. pauseI
won't do it,pause and nobody
can make me,pause
string.

8

I love it when he cries,
string!

9

Huh?! pauseOh, is it over? pauseIt was
so quiet in here, pauseI think I
nodded off for a minute,pause
string.

10

What's he so happy about?pause
Did someone laugh and I
didn't hear? pauseWhat audience
was colorShrunk colorwatching?

11

Oh, pausehilarious! pauseDid you see
his expression at the end,pause
where he seemed to be
waiting for us to laugh?!

12

Another innocent joke has
all of its humor squeezed
mercilessly out of it by
colorShrunkcolor...

13

Who told this chump that
he could tell jokes?pause
And the little dance is just
an embarrassment...

14

I'd like to throw this peach
I've got in my pocket at
him, pausebut it's not rotten
enough, pausestring.

15

What if he said something
that actually made me
laugh? pauseI couldn't show my
face in town ever again!

16

I hope no one laughs.pause It
might encourage him to
keep performing,pause
string.

17

Look at him! pauseHe thinks he's
doing well! pauseQuick,pause someone
tell him how not funny he
is, pausestring!

18

That's it?! pauseWeirdo takes a
nap onstage, pauseand we're
supposed to pay for it?

19

I wonder if I'm too jaded
for this style of "emotional"
comedypause.pause.pause.pause Or maybe it's
just not very good...

20

Man, pausethis is why I come
here! pauseNot for colorShrunkcolor,pause of
coursepause.pause.pause.pausebut the seats tickle
my back!

21

When will I learn? pauseI'd be
better off throwing my
Bells in the river than
spending them here.

22

It's not very nice of me, but
I can't help laughing at his
expression when a joke
really bombs, string!

23

Funny how, if something is
embarrassing enough, pauseit
embarrasses everyone in
the room...

24

Heh.pause I think he finally
noticed the sound of
crickets chirping in the
background...

25

I totally know what he
meant therepause.pause.pause.pause It wasn't
funny, pausebut I totally know
what he meant.

26

Who would have thought that
a mere comedian could leave
me feeling so empty and
desolate?

27

I don't know why he keeps
putting on weak show after
weak show.

And I really don't know why
I keep seeing them.

28

This was my entertainment
budget for this whole month,
pausestring...

29

Oh, pauselook.pause colorShrunk colordiscovered
something.pause I hope it was a
punch line,pause string.

30

fun_08

31

fun_08

32

Man, pauseyou can't top colorFrillard
colorwhen he's on his game. pauseHe's
a true master of his craft.

33

It's not even really what he
says. pauseI just love to watch
colorFrillard colorwork the crowd,pause
string.

34

It's kinda hard to believe that
colorShrunk coloris a student of
colorFrillardcolor.pause Is colorShrunk colorjust goofing
off in class?

35

colorFrillardcolor's been performing
since I was a kid!pause How old is
he now, pausestring?

36

Yep, pausecolorFrillardcolor's still got it,
string!


The slight possibility of seeing
him instead of colorShrunkcolor is the
reason I keep coming here.

37

38

39

40

41

I'm not really sure why I'm
here so often. pauseI guess I can't
resist the lure of the theater,pause
string.

42

It's about to start!pause Stop
wandering around like a lost
kitten and take your seat,pause
string!

43

Would you be surprised to
find out that I studied theater
in school?

Yeah, pauseI'd be surprised, pausetoo,pause
string!

44

Smell that?pause That's the scent
of anticipation! pauseWe're all
hoping to see something
amazing tonight!
Or at least something that
isn't terrible!

45

Man, pauselook at us. pauseYou'd think
two sophisticates like us
would have something better
to do than come here...

0

1

Oh, come on! pauseHe's not even
trying now! pauseWhatever
they're paying this guy, pauseit's
too much,pause string!

2

One good thing about
colorShrunk coloris knowing that, if
he can make it as a
performer, pauseanyone can.

3

I, pauseuh, pausedidn't get it. pauseWas
there something there to
get,pause string?

4

What happened?! pauseWhy are
the curtains closed?pause Was
that the joke?! pausefun_06WAS IT?!

5

OK, pausephysical comedy has
its place, pausebut making steam
come out of your head is
just creepy and gross!

6

I need to get out of here!pause
The comedy is so bad, pauseI
feel like the walls are
closing in on me! pauseHelp!

7

Nope. pauseI'm not laughing. pauseI
won't do it,pause and nobody
can make me,pause
string.

8

I love it when he cries,
string!

9

Huh?! pauseOh, is it over? pauseIt was
so quiet in here, pauseI think I
nodded off for a minute,pause
string.

10

What's he so happy about?pause
Did someone laugh and I
didn't hear? pauseWhat audience
was colorShrunk colorwatching?

11

Oh, pausehilarious! pauseDid you see
his expression at the end,pause
where he seemed to be
waiting for us to laugh?!

12

Another innocent joke has
all of its humor squeezed
mercilessly out of it by
colorShrunkcolor...

13

Who told this chump that
he could tell jokes?pause
And the little dance is just
an embarrassment...

14

I'd like to throw this peach
I've got in my pocket at
him, pausebut it's not rotten
enough, pausestring.

15

What if he said something
that actually made me
laugh? pauseI couldn't show my
face in town ever again!

16

I hope no one laughs.pause It
might encourage him to
keep performing,pause
string.

17

Look at him! pauseHe thinks he's
doing well! pauseQuick,pause someone
tell him how not funny he
is, pausestring!

18

That's it?! pauseWeirdo takes a
nap onstage, pauseand we're
supposed to pay for it?

19

I wonder if I'm too jaded
for this style of "emotional"
comedypause.pause.pause.pause Or maybe it's
just not very good...

20

Man, pausethis is why I come
here! pauseNot for colorShrunkcolor,pause of
coursepause.pause.pause.pausebut the seats tickle
my back!

21

When will I learn? pauseI'd be
better off throwing my
Bells in the river than
spending them here.

22

It's not very nice of me, but
I can't help laughing at his
expression when a joke
really bombs, string!

23

Funny how, if something is
embarrassing enough, pauseit
embarrasses everyone in
the room...

24

Heh.pause I think he finally
noticed the sound of
crickets chirping in the
background...

25

I totally know what he
meant therepause.pause.pause.pause It wasn't
funny, pausebut I totally know
what he meant.

26

Who would have thought that
a mere comedian could leave
me feeling so empty and
desolate?

27

I don't know why he keeps
putting on weak show after
weak show.

And I really don't know why
I keep seeing them.

28

This was my entertainment
budget for this whole month,
pausestring...

29

Oh, pauselook.pause colorShrunk colordiscovered
something.pause I hope it was a
punch line,pause string.

30

fun_08

31

fun_08

32

Man, pauseyou can't top colorFrillard
colorwhen he's on his game. pauseHe's
a true master of his craft.

33

It's not even really what he
says. pauseI just love to watch
colorFrillard colorwork the crowd,pause
string.

34

It's kinda hard to believe that
colorShrunk coloris a student of
colorFrillardcolor.pause Is colorShrunk colorjust goofing
off in class?

35

colorFrillardcolor's been performing
since I was a kid!pause How old is
he now, pausestring?

36

Yep, pausecolorFrillardcolor's still got it,
string!


The slight possibility of seeing
him instead of colorShrunkcolor is the
reason I keep coming here.

37

38

39

40

41

I'm not really sure why I'm
here so often. pauseI guess I can't
resist the lure of the theater,pause
string.

42

It's about to start!pause Stop
wandering around like a lost
kitten and take your seat,pause
string!

43

Would you be surprised to
find out that I studied theater
in school?

Yeah, pauseI'd be surprised, pausetoo,pause
string!

44

Smell that?pause That's the scent
of anticipation! pauseWe're all
hoping to see something
amazing tonight!
Or at least something that
isn't terrible!

45

Man, pauselook at us. pauseYou'd think
two sophisticates like us
would have something better
to do than come here...

45

Man, pauselook at us. pauseYou'd think
two sophisticates like us
would have something better
to do than come here...

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