Script: [Characters - Gulliver] npc_SP / NPC_jonny

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Lookapause.pause.pause.pauseme.pause
I'mpause.pause.pause.pauseso unconsciouspause.pause.pause.

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Mmmmpause.pause.pause.pause Nyumpause.pause.pause.

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Urpause.pause.pause.pause Gonna barfpause.pause.pause.pause
Rocket shipspause.pause.pause.pausemake mepause.pause.pause.pause
wanna horkpause.pause.pause.

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Num-numpause.pause.pause.pause
Mooompause.pause.pause.pause Gimme a breakpause.pause.pause.pause
There's nopause.pause.pause.pause No school
todaypause.pause.pause.

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Stoppause.pause.pause.pause Quit itpause.pause.pause.pause
Don't wanna go outpause
without my inner tubepause.pause.pause.

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Ohpause.pause.pause.pause Look outpause.pause.pause.pause
There's some kindapause.pause.pause.pause
'Zat a satellitepause.pause.pause.pause?pause
Gonnapause.pause.pause.pausecraaashpause.pause.pause.

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Ouchpause.pause.pause.pause Owiepause.pause.pause.pausepause
I just gotpause.pause.pause.pausegot stungpause.pause.pause.pause
I think it waspause.pause.pause.pause It was apause.pause.pause.pause

Apause.pause.pause.pause

Space jellsizeyfishpause.pause.pause.

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Haaahpause.pause.pause.pause Huffpause.pause.pause.pause
Can'tpause.pause.pause.pause Can'tpause.pause.pause.pause
Buhpause.pause.pause.pausebreathepause.pause.pause.

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Sunpause.pause.pause.pause So hotpause.pause.pause.pause Gonnapause.pause.pause.pauseget
apause.pause.pause.pausesunburn.pause Need lotionpause.pause.pause.

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Urghpause.pause.pause. pauseNo, don'tpause.pause.pause.pause Don't
eat the last onepause.pause.pause.pause Leavepause.pause.pause.pause
somepause.pause.pause.pausesome ofpause.pause.pause.pause
of thatpause.pause.pause.pausefor mepause.pause.pause.

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Oh!pause What is wrong with
this planet?


There I was, minding my
own business, leaving the
odd crop circle for folks to
scratch their heads about...
Whenpause reactionBLA-ZOW!pause Something
smashes square into my
ship!pausereaction Put a scratch in my
brand-new star cruiser too.
reactionI didn't think much of it
at the time,pause not until the
cabin filled with smoke and
I crashed into the ocean...
This all says one thing to
me:pause reactionsomeone on this planet
is building a weapon of
inconceivable power!
reactionOh, manpause.pause.pause.pause I gotta get off
this planet on the doublepause.pause.pause.

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sizeA new planet!fun_06
sizeHave I finally done it?pressButton
Have I finally found proof
of intelligent life?!

pause.pause.pause.pausereactionWell?pause You got anything to
say for yourself?pressButton
reactionsizeMaybe I was a bit prematurepause.pause.pause.size

reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseIts head looks a little bit
like a gourd of some kindpause.pause.pause.pause
and not an especially bright
one, for that matter.
reactionWhat was I thinking?pressButton
I should have known better
than to get my hopes up
like thatpause.pause.pause.
reactionWelp.pausereaction Guess it's about time
I thought about heading
back home nowpause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06

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Yaaawnpause.pause.pause.pause Now, THAT was
a good nappause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06fun_06
sizereactionWhoa!pause
What's going on?!fun_06
sizereactionWhere am I?!pause What am I
doing here?pause And for that
matter,pause WHO am I?

reactionOh,pause wait, pausethat one I know.
I'm colorGullivercolor, captain of
the Crusty Barnaclepause.pause.pause.pause Um.pause
reactionCrusty SPACE Barnacle.
pausereactionpauseOh, of course.pressButton Why, I
remember it all now!


reactionMy ship was on a simple
exploratory mission on this
fine planet of yours when
an asteroid leapt into me!
pausereactionOK, so maybe I was taking
a nap, and things got a bit
out of control. But that's
neither here nor there.
reactionA lesser captain might feel
a tad embarrassed!pressButton
Now, pausereactionif you'll excuse me, I
really should get goingpause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06

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Hey!pause You there! Space gender!pause
Who are you,pause and what
planet do you represent?

reactionBecause I was here first!pause
reactionAnd I have officially
claimed this planet in the
name of, er, me! colorGullivercolor!
reactionSo, what makes you think
you can sneak on in here
and swipe my claim while
I'm taking a victory nap?!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pausereactionpauseWhat's that?pause You didn't
just get here?pressButton
You're notpause.pause.pause.pause Are you one of
the locals?
reactionHmm, yes.pause I suppose this
means I can't claim the
planet after allpause.pause.pause.

reactionOhpause.pause.pause.pause What a shame. pauseAnd I
was going to name the
place colorGullivercolor, too. Such a
proud, noble name.
reactionWelp,pause no sense wasting
any more time around here.
Got other planets to seek
out and name after myself!
I know it hurts to see me
go, but no!pause You mustn't
stop mepause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06

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sizeBoogity!fun_06
reactionsizeHa ha!pause Did I startle you?pause
I did, didn't I?fun_06
reactionThe name is colorGullivercolor, my
gourd-headed friend.pressButton
I come from far off in the
outer-spaciness of space.
reactionYou know, pauseI had originally
planned on a dramatic
landing smack-dab in front
of your colortown hallcolor.
reactionI can still picture how
dramatic it all would have
been...

reactionAfter a perfect three-point
landing, all steam and
flashing lights and such...

I'd emerge from my ship,
arms raised in benevolent
greeting, and I'd proclaim
fun_06reaction"I COME IN PEACE!"
reactionFilled with awe, you would
all lay down your tools of
destruction--you know,
slingshots and whatnot.
pause.pause.pause.pauseOf course, as you no
doubt have noticed, that's
not at all how it turned out.

reactionBoy, did I botch that one!



reactionpauseWell, pausethat's all I have to say
about that, so I think it's
high time I headed back to
the skiespause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06

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pausereactionpausesizeNopause way!fun_06
sizereactionIt's not here!pause It's gone!pause
Impossible!


My phogistoli--pause Photonavi--pause
Protoplasmi--pause Whatever it's
called!pause My colorspaceship partcolor!
It's missing!
pausereactionpauseMan, pausewithout that...that
THING, I can't take offpause.pause.pause.pause
Well, I mean, I can, but...
I don't want to.
reactionIt'll take forever, and my
spaceship will be so
unbelievably slooow. And
that's no fun at all!
reactionSay, you there.pause Harmless-
looking space gender. pauseSay
you'll help me! See if you
can't find my thingamajig!

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Why, hello,pause little space
thing! Are you an inhabitant
of this fine planet?

I am colorGullivercolor,pause sailor of the
stellar seas. I come from
beyond space to grace you
with otherworldly wisdom!
Oh, so, pausereactionyou haven't
seen a highly technical and
impressive-lookingcolor
spaceship partcolor, have you?
reactionWhat kind of part, you ask?pause
Yes, well to be honestpause.pause.pause.pause
I'm not entirely sure, but
I'm certain it's important!
reactionI got a little overexcited
during the landing and, er,
lost the darned thing
somewhere!
reactionWhat do you say, my
melon-headed spacebuddy?pause
Will you lend a wayward
sailor of the stars a hand?

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I've gotta find that
colorspaceship partcolor and get
outta herepause.pause.pause.

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I've gotta find that
colorspaceship partcolor and get
outta herepause.pause.pause.fun_07
Here you go.
Must be tough.

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You bet it's tough!pause
What if I'm marooned here
forever?

reactionYou've got to help me get
off this rock!pressButton
Please, space child, find
that colorspaceship partcolor.

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Oh, you've got to be
kidding me!pressButton
reactionThis is no time for
tomfoolery, space gender!

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pausereactionpausesizeWow!fun_06
sizeYou've found it! My...my
interstellar astro-thingy!
My missing colorspaceship partcolor!
reactionWell done!fun_06
With this, I can restore my
ship to working order, or at
least, back to how it was
before my abrupt landing.
reactionOh, pausehow rude of me!pausereaction
Space child, please accept
this gift from beyond the
stars for your kind help.

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I brought that with me from
my homeworld.pressButton I suppose it
must look quite strange to
your inexperienced eyes.
With that,pause reactionI must return to
the stars from whence I
came!pause reactionThough the odds are
slim, I hope we meet again!
reactionFarewell!

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Many thanks, otherworlder!pressButton
Be sure, pauseI won't forget the
space kindness you showed
me anytime soon!
reactionJust don't expect me to
remember forever.pause That is
an awfully long time!

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Waiting about on the ship is
a bit on the dull side, sopause I
thought I'd take up an
Earth pastime, like surfing.
reactionInternet surfing,pause that is.pressButton
reactionI'm scared of swimming in
the ocean.

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You might not think it, but
in space, you're never
really alone.

reactionOh, no!pause There are comets,
nebulae, asteroids,pause and
ever so many celestial
bodiespause.pause.pause.
reactionGranted, they're usually
thousands of miles away
from you, but stillpause.pause.pause.pausereactionit's nice
to know they're out there.

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reactionSpace travel is no task for
the faint of heart.


reactionThe price I pay in rocket
fuel alone would turn most
folks' hair white with fear.

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You know, pauseI faced danger
many times in the bleak
blackness of space, and yet
still I tempt fate every day.
Every venture worth doing
involves a certain amount
of personal risk, don't you
think?
In fact,pause reactiondon't you have a
saying on your planet that
sums the feeling up nicely?pressButton
reactionHm. How does it gopause.pause.pause.pause
Ah, yespause.pause.pause.pausereactionpause Nothing ventured,pause
nothing sprained!


pause.pause.pause.pausereactionpauseWait, no!pause That doesn't
sound quite right.pressButton reactionIt's
nothing "gained," isn't it?pause
Not sprainedpause.pause.pause.
reactionOh, how embarrassing!pause
Clearly, I have yet to
master your native idioms.pressButton
I'm so ashamed!

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Ohpause.pause.pause.pause reactionAgena!pause Bellatrix!pause
Chara!pause Denebola!pause
Electra!pause Furud!pause
Gemma!
reactionWhat's that? Girlfriends?pressButton
reactionOh, heavens, no! I'm simply
remembering all of my
favorite stars.
reactionThey don't twinkle in
space, so I get to see them
sparkle only when I've
landed on some planet.
That's why I always take
time to enjoy them when
I've made an, er,
emergency landing.

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Eetings-gray,pause ace-spay
gender!pause Oo-day ou-yay
eak-spaypause stringese?
fun_06pauseMm-hay?reactionpausefun_06
reactionpauseWait, pausethat's not right.pressButton
Stupid travel books. They
never get the local
greetings right...
I'll try again.pause reactionSay, pausestrange
space gender, do you speak
stringese?

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reactionpauseYou know, pauseI never intended
to spend this much time on
your quaint little planet.

reactionI promise I'll be on my way
with all haste. Pay me no
mind. And I promise to
pack out my garbage.

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Excuse me,pause reactionwould you
mind taking a picture for
me?pausereaction I want to document my
experiences on your planet.
And pauseI,pause um,pause reactionI broke my
camera in the crash,pausereaction so if
you wouldn't mind, could
we use yours? Thanks!

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Let's seepause.pause.pause.pause reactionSaturn,
Jupiterpause.pause.pause.pause Left at the
big slab, then straight on
toward Marspause.pause.pause.
Don't mind me.pause I'm just
trying to remember what
landmarks I saw on my way
here.pause reactionI get lost easily!

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I, like Columbus, have set
out over perilous seas
again and again in search
of a new world.
It's like every time I set
sail, I encounter a calamity
of the highest order, but
this time it was really bad.
Seems while I was sleeping,
high tide crept up and
washed me right off the
boat and into your lands.
Sakes alive... It's a good
thing I got washed ashore
here or I'd have been toast!

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Oh man, listen here. You've
simply got to hear this!


I'm boating across the
sea with nothing but water
for miles, when a MASSIVE
squid surfaces...
With a twist of its long,
slick body, the thing
creates a whirlpoolpause.pause.pause.pausethat
swallows my ship whole!
pause.pause.pause.pause .pause.pause.pausepressButton

You...pause Um, you don't...pause
believe me, pausedo youpause?
Oh, you're just awful!
Were you listening? I
almost kicked the bucket
out there!
Look, I've even got this
item to prove it! Stick out
your hand...now, come on.

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Whpause.pause.pause.pausereactionWhat in the--?!



reactionWhat are you doing in my
house? Who are you?


I...　What's...
Who...


...reactionpauseHrm?pause
Wait a second...

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Dopause youpause speakpause
stringese?

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NPC_jonny.gmm

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Lookapause.pause.pause.pauseme.pause
I'mpause.pause.pause.pauseso unconsciouspause.pause.pause.

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Mmmmpause.pause.pause.pause Nyumpause.pause.pause.

3

Urpause.pause.pause.pause Gonna barfpause.pause.pause.pause
Rocket shipspause.pause.pause.pausemake mepause.pause.pause.pause
wanna horkpause.pause.pause.

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Num-numpause.pause.pause.pause
Mooompause.pause.pause.pause Gimme a breakpause.pause.pause.pause
There's nopause.pause.pause.pause No school
todaypause.pause.pause.

5

Stoppause.pause.pause.pause Quit itpause.pause.pause.pause
Don't wanna go outpause
without my inner tubepause.pause.pause.

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Ohpause.pause.pause.pause Look outpause.pause.pause.pause
There's some kindapause.pause.pause.pause
'Zat a satellitepause.pause.pause.pause?pause
Gonnapause.pause.pause.pausecraaashpause.pause.pause.

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Ouchpause.pause.pause.pause Owiepause.pause.pause.pausepause
I just gotpause.pause.pause.pausegot stungpause.pause.pause.pause
I think it waspause.pause.pause.pause It was apause.pause.pause.pause

Apause.pause.pause.pause

Space jellsizeyfishpause.pause.pause.

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Haaahpause.pause.pause.pause Huffpause.pause.pause.pause
Can'tpause.pause.pause.pause Can'tpause.pause.pause.pause
Buhpause.pause.pause.pausebreathepause.pause.pause.

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Sunpause.pause.pause.pause So hotpause.pause.pause.pause Gonnapause.pause.pause.pauseget
apause.pause.pause.pausesunburn.pause Need lotionpause.pause.pause.

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Urghpause.pause.pause. pauseNo, don'tpause.pause.pause.pause Don't
eat the last onepause.pause.pause.pause Leavepause.pause.pause.pause
somepause.pause.pause.pausesome ofpause.pause.pause.pause
of thatpause.pause.pause.pausefor mepause.pause.pause.

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Oh!pause What is wrong with
this planet?


There I was, minding my
own business, leaving the
odd crop circle for folks to
scratch their heads about...
Whenpause reactionBLA-ZOW!pause Something
smashes square into my
ship!pausereaction Put a scratch in my
brand-new star cruiser too.
reactionI didn't think much of it
at the time,pause not until the
cabin filled with smoke and
I crashed into the ocean...
This all says one thing to
me:pause reactionsomeone on this planet
is building a weapon of
inconceivable power!
reactionOh, manpause.pause.pause.pause I gotta get off
this planet on the doublepause.pause.pause.

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sizeA new planet!fun_06
sizeHave I finally done it?pressButton
Have I finally found proof
of intelligent life?!

pause.pause.pause.pausereactionWell?pause You got anything to
say for yourself?pressButton
reactionsizeMaybe I was a bit prematurepause.pause.pause.size

reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseIts head looks a little bit
like a gourd of some kindpause.pause.pause.pause
and not an especially bright
one, for that matter.
reactionWhat was I thinking?pressButton
I should have known better
than to get my hopes up
like thatpause.pause.pause.
reactionWelp.pausereaction Guess it's about time
I thought about heading
back home nowpause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06

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Yaaawnpause.pause.pause.pause Now, THAT was
a good nappause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06fun_06
sizereactionWhoa!pause
What's going on?!fun_06
sizereactionWhere am I?!pause What am I
doing here?pause And for that
matter,pause WHO am I?

reactionOh,pause wait, pausethat one I know.
I'm colorGullivercolor, captain of
the Crusty Barnaclepause.pause.pause.pause Um.pause
reactionCrusty SPACE Barnacle.
pausereactionpauseOh, of course.pressButton Why, I
remember it all now!


reactionMy ship was on a simple
exploratory mission on this
fine planet of yours when
an asteroid leapt into me!
pausereactionOK, so maybe I was taking
a nap, and things got a bit
out of control. But that's
neither here nor there.
reactionA lesser captain might feel
a tad embarrassed!pressButton
Now, pausereactionif you'll excuse me, I
really should get goingpause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06

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Hey!pause You there! Space gender!pause
Who are you,pause and what
planet do you represent?

reactionBecause I was here first!pause
reactionAnd I have officially
claimed this planet in the
name of, er, me! colorGullivercolor!
reactionSo, what makes you think
you can sneak on in here
and swipe my claim while
I'm taking a victory nap?!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pausereactionpauseWhat's that?pause You didn't
just get here?pressButton
You're notpause.pause.pause.pause Are you one of
the locals?
reactionHmm, yes.pause I suppose this
means I can't claim the
planet after allpause.pause.pause.

reactionOhpause.pause.pause.pause What a shame. pauseAnd I
was going to name the
place colorGullivercolor, too. Such a
proud, noble name.
reactionWelp,pause no sense wasting
any more time around here.
Got other planets to seek
out and name after myself!
I know it hurts to see me
go, but no!pause You mustn't
stop mepause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06

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sizeBoogity!fun_06
reactionsizeHa ha!pause Did I startle you?pause
I did, didn't I?fun_06
reactionThe name is colorGullivercolor, my
gourd-headed friend.pressButton
I come from far off in the
outer-spaciness of space.
reactionYou know, pauseI had originally
planned on a dramatic
landing smack-dab in front
of your colortown hallcolor.
reactionI can still picture how
dramatic it all would have
been...

reactionAfter a perfect three-point
landing, all steam and
flashing lights and such...

I'd emerge from my ship,
arms raised in benevolent
greeting, and I'd proclaim
fun_06reaction"I COME IN PEACE!"
reactionFilled with awe, you would
all lay down your tools of
destruction--you know,
slingshots and whatnot.
pause.pause.pause.pauseOf course, as you no
doubt have noticed, that's
not at all how it turned out.

reactionBoy, did I botch that one!



reactionpauseWell, pausethat's all I have to say
about that, so I think it's
high time I headed back to
the skiespause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06

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pausereactionpausesizeNopause way!fun_06
sizereactionIt's not here!pause It's gone!pause
Impossible!


My phogistoli--pause Photonavi--pause
Protoplasmi--pause Whatever it's
called!pause My colorspaceship partcolor!
It's missing!
pausereactionpauseMan, pausewithout that...that
THING, I can't take offpause.pause.pause.pause
Well, I mean, I can, but...
I don't want to.
reactionIt'll take forever, and my
spaceship will be so
unbelievably slooow. And
that's no fun at all!
reactionSay, you there.pause Harmless-
looking space gender. pauseSay
you'll help me! See if you
can't find my thingamajig!

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Why, hello,pause little space
thing! Are you an inhabitant
of this fine planet?

I am colorGullivercolor,pause sailor of the
stellar seas. I come from
beyond space to grace you
with otherworldly wisdom!
Oh, so, pausereactionyou haven't
seen a highly technical and
impressive-lookingcolor
spaceship partcolor, have you?
reactionWhat kind of part, you ask?pause
Yes, well to be honestpause.pause.pause.pause
I'm not entirely sure, but
I'm certain it's important!
reactionI got a little overexcited
during the landing and, er,
lost the darned thing
somewhere!
reactionWhat do you say, my
melon-headed spacebuddy?pause
Will you lend a wayward
sailor of the stars a hand?

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I've gotta find that
colorspaceship partcolor and get
outta herepause.pause.pause.

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I've gotta find that
colorspaceship partcolor and get
outta herepause.pause.pause.fun_07
Here you go.
Must be tough.

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You bet it's tough!pause
What if I'm marooned here
forever?

reactionYou've got to help me get
off this rock!pressButton
Please, space child, find
that colorspaceship partcolor.

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Oh, you've got to be
kidding me!pressButton
reactionThis is no time for
tomfoolery, space gender!

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pausereactionpausesizeWow!fun_06
sizeYou've found it! My...my
interstellar astro-thingy!
My missing colorspaceship partcolor!
reactionWell done!fun_06
With this, I can restore my
ship to working order, or at
least, back to how it was
before my abrupt landing.
reactionOh, pausehow rude of me!pausereaction
Space child, please accept
this gift from beyond the
stars for your kind help.

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I brought that with me from
my homeworld.pressButton I suppose it
must look quite strange to
your inexperienced eyes.
With that,pause reactionI must return to
the stars from whence I
came!pause reactionThough the odds are
slim, I hope we meet again!
reactionFarewell!

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fun_08

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Many thanks, otherworlder!pressButton
Be sure, pauseI won't forget the
space kindness you showed
me anytime soon!
reactionJust don't expect me to
remember forever.pause That is
an awfully long time!

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Waiting about on the ship is
a bit on the dull side, sopause I
thought I'd take up an
Earth pastime, like surfing.
reactionInternet surfing,pause that is.pressButton
reactionI'm scared of swimming in
the ocean.

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You might not think it, but
in space, you're never
really alone.

reactionOh, no!pause There are comets,
nebulae, asteroids,pause and
ever so many celestial
bodiespause.pause.pause.
reactionGranted, they're usually
thousands of miles away
from you, but stillpause.pause.pause.pausereactionit's nice
to know they're out there.

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reactionSpace travel is no task for
the faint of heart.


reactionThe price I pay in rocket
fuel alone would turn most
folks' hair white with fear.

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You know, pauseI faced danger
many times in the bleak
blackness of space, and yet
still I tempt fate every day.
Every venture worth doing
involves a certain amount
of personal risk, don't you
think?
In fact,pause reactiondon't you have a
saying on your planet that
sums the feeling up nicely?pressButton
reactionHm. How does it gopause.pause.pause.pause
Ah, yespause.pause.pause.pausereactionpause Nothing ventured,pause
nothing sprained!


pause.pause.pause.pausereactionpauseWait, no!pause That doesn't
sound quite right.pressButton reactionIt's
nothing "gained," isn't it?pause
Not sprainedpause.pause.pause.
reactionOh, how embarrassing!pause
Clearly, I have yet to
master your native idioms.pressButton
I'm so ashamed!

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Ohpause.pause.pause.pause reactionAgena!pause Bellatrix!pause
Chara!pause Denebola!pause
Electra!pause Furud!pause
Gemma!
reactionWhat's that? Girlfriends?pressButton
reactionOh, heavens, no! I'm simply
remembering all of my
favorite stars.
reactionThey don't twinkle in
space, so I get to see them
sparkle only when I've
landed on some planet.
That's why I always take
time to enjoy them when
I've made an, er,
emergency landing.

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Eetings-gray,pause ace-spay
gender!pause Oo-day ou-yay
eak-spaypause stringese?
fun_06pauseMm-hay?reactionpausefun_06
reactionpauseWait, pausethat's not right.pressButton
Stupid travel books. They
never get the local
greetings right...
I'll try again.pause reactionSay, pausestrange
space gender, do you speak
stringese?

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reactionpauseYou know, pauseI never intended
to spend this much time on
your quaint little planet.

reactionI promise I'll be on my way
with all haste. Pay me no
mind. And I promise to
pack out my garbage.

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Excuse me,pause reactionwould you
mind taking a picture for
me?pausereaction I want to document my
experiences on your planet.
And pauseI,pause um,pause reactionI broke my
camera in the crash,pausereaction so if
you wouldn't mind, could
we use yours? Thanks!

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Let's seepause.pause.pause.pause reactionSaturn,
Jupiterpause.pause.pause.pause Left at the
big slab, then straight on
toward Marspause.pause.pause.
Don't mind me.pause I'm just
trying to remember what
landmarks I saw on my way
here.pause reactionI get lost easily!

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I, like Columbus, have set
out over perilous seas
again and again in search
of a new world.
It's like every time I set
sail, I encounter a calamity
of the highest order, but
this time it was really bad.
Seems while I was sleeping,
high tide crept up and
washed me right off the
boat and into your lands.
Sakes alive... It's a good
thing I got washed ashore
here or I'd have been toast!

42

Oh man, listen here. You've
simply got to hear this!


I'm boating across the
sea with nothing but water
for miles, when a MASSIVE
squid surfaces...
With a twist of its long,
slick body, the thing
creates a whirlpoolpause.pause.pause.pausethat
swallows my ship whole!
pause.pause.pause.pause .pause.pause.pausepressButton

You...pause Um, you don't...pause
believe me, pausedo youpause?
Oh, you're just awful!
Were you listening? I
almost kicked the bucket
out there!
Look, I've even got this
item to prove it! Stick out
your hand...now, come on.

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Whpause.pause.pause.pausereactionWhat in the--?!



reactionWhat are you doing in my
house? Who are you?


I...　What's...
Who...


...reactionpauseHrm?pause
Wait a second...

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stringese?

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NPC_jonny.gmm

1

Lookapause.pause.pause.pauseme.pause
I'mpause.pause.pause.pauseso unconsciouspause.pause.pause.

2

Mmmmpause.pause.pause.pause Nyumpause.pause.pause.

3

Urpause.pause.pause.pause Gonna barfpause.pause.pause.pause
Rocket shipspause.pause.pause.pausemake mepause.pause.pause.pause
wanna horkpause.pause.pause.

4

Num-numpause.pause.pause.pause
Mooompause.pause.pause.pause Gimme a breakpause.pause.pause.pause
There's nopause.pause.pause.pause No school
todaypause.pause.pause.

5

Stoppause.pause.pause.pause Quit itpause.pause.pause.pause
Don't wanna go outpause
without my inner tubepause.pause.pause.

6

Ohpause.pause.pause.pause Look outpause.pause.pause.pause
There's some kindapause.pause.pause.pause
'Zat a satellitepause.pause.pause.pause?pause
Gonnapause.pause.pause.pausecraaashpause.pause.pause.

7

Ouchpause.pause.pause.pause Owiepause.pause.pause.pausepause
I just gotpause.pause.pause.pausegot stungpause.pause.pause.pause
I think it waspause.pause.pause.pause It was apause.pause.pause.pause

Apause.pause.pause.pause

Space jellsizeyfishpause.pause.pause.

8

Haaahpause.pause.pause.pause Huffpause.pause.pause.pause
Can'tpause.pause.pause.pause Can'tpause.pause.pause.pause
Buhpause.pause.pause.pausebreathepause.pause.pause.

9

Sunpause.pause.pause.pause So hotpause.pause.pause.pause Gonnapause.pause.pause.pauseget
apause.pause.pause.pausesunburn.pause Need lotionpause.pause.pause.

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Urghpause.pause.pause. pauseNo, don'tpause.pause.pause.pause Don't
eat the last onepause.pause.pause.pause Leavepause.pause.pause.pause
somepause.pause.pause.pausesome ofpause.pause.pause.pause
of thatpause.pause.pause.pausefor mepause.pause.pause.

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Oh!pause What is wrong with
this planet?


There I was, minding my
own business, leaving the
odd crop circle for folks to
scratch their heads about...
Whenpause reactionBLA-ZOW!pause Something
smashes square into my
ship!pausereaction Put a scratch in my
brand-new star cruiser too.
reactionI didn't think much of it
at the time,pause not until the
cabin filled with smoke and
I crashed into the ocean...
This all says one thing to
me:pause reactionsomeone on this planet
is building a weapon of
inconceivable power!
reactionOh, manpause.pause.pause.pause I gotta get off
this planet on the doublepause.pause.pause.

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sizeA new planet!fun_06
sizeHave I finally done it?pressButton
Have I finally found proof
of intelligent life?!

pause.pause.pause.pausereactionWell?pause You got anything to
say for yourself?pressButton
reactionsizeMaybe I was a bit prematurepause.pause.pause.size

reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseIts head looks a little bit
like a gourd of some kindpause.pause.pause.pause
and not an especially bright
one, for that matter.
reactionWhat was I thinking?pressButton
I should have known better
than to get my hopes up
like thatpause.pause.pause.
reactionWelp.pausereaction Guess it's about time
I thought about heading
back home nowpause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06

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Yaaawnpause.pause.pause.pause Now, THAT was
a good nappause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06fun_06
sizereactionWhoa!pause
What's going on?!fun_06
sizereactionWhere am I?!pause What am I
doing here?pause And for that
matter,pause WHO am I?

reactionOh,pause wait, pausethat one I know.
I'm colorGullivercolor, captain of
the Crusty Barnaclepause.pause.pause.pause Um.pause
reactionCrusty SPACE Barnacle.
pausereactionpauseOh, of course.pressButton Why, I
remember it all now!


reactionMy ship was on a simple
exploratory mission on this
fine planet of yours when
an asteroid leapt into me!
pausereactionOK, so maybe I was taking
a nap, and things got a bit
out of control. But that's
neither here nor there.
reactionA lesser captain might feel
a tad embarrassed!pressButton
Now, pausereactionif you'll excuse me, I
really should get goingpause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06

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Hey!pause You there! Space gender!pause
Who are you,pause and what
planet do you represent?

reactionBecause I was here first!pause
reactionAnd I have officially
claimed this planet in the
name of, er, me! colorGullivercolor!
reactionSo, what makes you think
you can sneak on in here
and swipe my claim while
I'm taking a victory nap?!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pausereactionpauseWhat's that?pause You didn't
just get here?pressButton
You're notpause.pause.pause.pause Are you one of
the locals?
reactionHmm, yes.pause I suppose this
means I can't claim the
planet after allpause.pause.pause.

reactionOhpause.pause.pause.pause What a shame. pauseAnd I
was going to name the
place colorGullivercolor, too. Such a
proud, noble name.
reactionWelp,pause no sense wasting
any more time around here.
Got other planets to seek
out and name after myself!
I know it hurts to see me
go, but no!pause You mustn't
stop mepause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06

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sizeBoogity!fun_06
reactionsizeHa ha!pause Did I startle you?pause
I did, didn't I?fun_06
reactionThe name is colorGullivercolor, my
gourd-headed friend.pressButton
I come from far off in the
outer-spaciness of space.
reactionYou know, pauseI had originally
planned on a dramatic
landing smack-dab in front
of your colortown hallcolor.
reactionI can still picture how
dramatic it all would have
been...

reactionAfter a perfect three-point
landing, all steam and
flashing lights and such...

I'd emerge from my ship,
arms raised in benevolent
greeting, and I'd proclaim
fun_06reaction"I COME IN PEACE!"
reactionFilled with awe, you would
all lay down your tools of
destruction--you know,
slingshots and whatnot.
pause.pause.pause.pauseOf course, as you no
doubt have noticed, that's
not at all how it turned out.

reactionBoy, did I botch that one!



reactionpauseWell, pausethat's all I have to say
about that, so I think it's
high time I headed back to
the skiespause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06

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pausereactionpausesizeNopause way!fun_06
sizereactionIt's not here!pause It's gone!pause
Impossible!


My phogistoli--pause Photonavi--pause
Protoplasmi--pause Whatever it's
called!pause My colorspaceship partcolor!
It's missing!
pausereactionpauseMan, pausewithout that...that
THING, I can't take offpause.pause.pause.pause
Well, I mean, I can, but...
I don't want to.
reactionIt'll take forever, and my
spaceship will be so
unbelievably slooow. And
that's no fun at all!
reactionSay, you there.pause Harmless-
looking space gender. pauseSay
you'll help me! See if you
can't find my thingamajig!

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Why, hello,pause little space
thing! Are you an inhabitant
of this fine planet?

I am colorGullivercolor,pause sailor of the
stellar seas. I come from
beyond space to grace you
with otherworldly wisdom!
Oh, so, pausereactionyou haven't
seen a highly technical and
impressive-lookingcolor
spaceship partcolor, have you?
reactionWhat kind of part, you ask?pause
Yes, well to be honestpause.pause.pause.pause
I'm not entirely sure, but
I'm certain it's important!
reactionI got a little overexcited
during the landing and, er,
lost the darned thing
somewhere!
reactionWhat do you say, my
melon-headed spacebuddy?pause
Will you lend a wayward
sailor of the stars a hand?

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I've gotta find that
colorspaceship partcolor and get
outta herepause.pause.pause.

19

I've gotta find that
colorspaceship partcolor and get
outta herepause.pause.pause.fun_07
Here you go.
Must be tough.

20

You bet it's tough!pause
What if I'm marooned here
forever?

reactionYou've got to help me get
off this rock!pressButton
Please, space child, find
that colorspaceship partcolor.

21

Oh, you've got to be
kidding me!pressButton
reactionThis is no time for
tomfoolery, space gender!

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pausereactionpausesizeWow!fun_06
sizeYou've found it! My...my
interstellar astro-thingy!
My missing colorspaceship partcolor!
reactionWell done!fun_06
With this, I can restore my
ship to working order, or at
least, back to how it was
before my abrupt landing.
reactionOh, pausehow rude of me!pausereaction
Space child, please accept
this gift from beyond the
stars for your kind help.

23

I brought that with me from
my homeworld.pressButton I suppose it
must look quite strange to
your inexperienced eyes.
With that,pause reactionI must return to
the stars from whence I
came!pause reactionThough the odds are
slim, I hope we meet again!
reactionFarewell!

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fun_08

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fun_08

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Many thanks, otherworlder!pressButton
Be sure, pauseI won't forget the
space kindness you showed
me anytime soon!
reactionJust don't expect me to
remember forever.pause That is
an awfully long time!

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Waiting about on the ship is
a bit on the dull side, sopause I
thought I'd take up an
Earth pastime, like surfing.
reactionInternet surfing,pause that is.pressButton
reactionI'm scared of swimming in
the ocean.

33

You might not think it, but
in space, you're never
really alone.

reactionOh, no!pause There are comets,
nebulae, asteroids,pause and
ever so many celestial
bodiespause.pause.pause.
reactionGranted, they're usually
thousands of miles away
from you, but stillpause.pause.pause.pausereactionit's nice
to know they're out there.

34

reactionSpace travel is no task for
the faint of heart.


reactionThe price I pay in rocket
fuel alone would turn most
folks' hair white with fear.

35

You know, pauseI faced danger
many times in the bleak
blackness of space, and yet
still I tempt fate every day.
Every venture worth doing
involves a certain amount
of personal risk, don't you
think?
In fact,pause reactiondon't you have a
saying on your planet that
sums the feeling up nicely?pressButton
reactionHm. How does it gopause.pause.pause.pause
Ah, yespause.pause.pause.pausereactionpause Nothing ventured,pause
nothing sprained!


pause.pause.pause.pausereactionpauseWait, no!pause That doesn't
sound quite right.pressButton reactionIt's
nothing "gained," isn't it?pause
Not sprainedpause.pause.pause.
reactionOh, how embarrassing!pause
Clearly, I have yet to
master your native idioms.pressButton
I'm so ashamed!

36

Ohpause.pause.pause.pause reactionAgena!pause Bellatrix!pause
Chara!pause Denebola!pause
Electra!pause Furud!pause
Gemma!
reactionWhat's that? Girlfriends?pressButton
reactionOh, heavens, no! I'm simply
remembering all of my
favorite stars.
reactionThey don't twinkle in
space, so I get to see them
sparkle only when I've
landed on some planet.
That's why I always take
time to enjoy them when
I've made an, er,
emergency landing.

37

Eetings-gray,pause ace-spay
gender!pause Oo-day ou-yay
eak-spaypause stringese?
fun_06pauseMm-hay?reactionpausefun_06
reactionpauseWait, pausethat's not right.pressButton
Stupid travel books. They
never get the local
greetings right...
I'll try again.pause reactionSay, pausestrange
space gender, do you speak
stringese?

38

reactionpauseYou know, pauseI never intended
to spend this much time on
your quaint little planet.

reactionI promise I'll be on my way
with all haste. Pay me no
mind. And I promise to
pack out my garbage.

39

Excuse me,pause reactionwould you
mind taking a picture for
me?pausereaction I want to document my
experiences on your planet.
And pauseI,pause um,pause reactionI broke my
camera in the crash,pausereaction so if
you wouldn't mind, could
we use yours? Thanks!

40

Let's seepause.pause.pause.pause reactionSaturn,
Jupiterpause.pause.pause.pause Left at the
big slab, then straight on
toward Marspause.pause.pause.
Don't mind me.pause I'm just
trying to remember what
landmarks I saw on my way
here.pause reactionI get lost easily!

41

I, like Columbus, have set
out over perilous seas
again and again in search
of a new world.
It's like every time I set
sail, I encounter a calamity
of the highest order, but
this time it was really bad.
Seems while I was sleeping,
high tide crept up and
washed me right off the
boat and into your lands.
Sakes alive... It's a good
thing I got washed ashore
here or I'd have been toast!

42

Oh man, listen here. You've
simply got to hear this!


I'm boating across the
sea with nothing but water
for miles, when a MASSIVE
squid surfaces...
With a twist of its long,
slick body, the thing
creates a whirlpoolpause.pause.pause.pausethat
swallows my ship whole!
pause.pause.pause.pause .pause.pause.pausepressButton

You...pause Um, you don't...pause
believe me, pausedo youpause?
Oh, you're just awful!
Were you listening? I
almost kicked the bucket
out there!
Look, I've even got this
item to prove it! Stick out
your hand...now, come on.

43

Whpause.pause.pause.pausereactionWhat in the--?!



reactionWhat are you doing in my
house? Who are you?


I...　What's...
Who...


...reactionpauseHrm?pause
Wait a second...

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stringese?

0

NPC_jonny.gmm

1

Lookapause.pause.pause.pauseme.pause
I'mpause.pause.pause.pauseso unconsciouspause.pause.pause.

2

Mmmmpause.pause.pause.pause Nyumpause.pause.pause.

3

Urpause.pause.pause.pause Gonna barfpause.pause.pause.pause
Rocket shipspause.pause.pause.pausemake mepause.pause.pause.pause
wanna horkpause.pause.pause.

4

Num-numpause.pause.pause.pause
Mooompause.pause.pause.pause Gimme a breakpause.pause.pause.pause
There's nopause.pause.pause.pause No school
todaypause.pause.pause.

5

Stoppause.pause.pause.pause Quit itpause.pause.pause.pause
Don't wanna go outpause
without my inner tubepause.pause.pause.

6

Ohpause.pause.pause.pause Look outpause.pause.pause.pause
There's some kindapause.pause.pause.pause
'Zat a satellitepause.pause.pause.pause?pause
Gonnapause.pause.pause.pausecraaashpause.pause.pause.

7

Ouchpause.pause.pause.pause Owiepause.pause.pause.pausepause
I just gotpause.pause.pause.pausegot stungpause.pause.pause.pause
I think it waspause.pause.pause.pause It was apause.pause.pause.pause

Apause.pause.pause.pause

Space jellsizeyfishpause.pause.pause.

8

Haaahpause.pause.pause.pause Huffpause.pause.pause.pause
Can'tpause.pause.pause.pause Can'tpause.pause.pause.pause
Buhpause.pause.pause.pausebreathepause.pause.pause.

9

Sunpause.pause.pause.pause So hotpause.pause.pause.pause Gonnapause.pause.pause.pauseget
apause.pause.pause.pausesunburn.pause Need lotionpause.pause.pause.

10

Urghpause.pause.pause. pauseNo, don'tpause.pause.pause.pause Don't
eat the last onepause.pause.pause.pause Leavepause.pause.pause.pause
somepause.pause.pause.pausesome ofpause.pause.pause.pause
of thatpause.pause.pause.pausefor mepause.pause.pause.

11

Oh!pause What is wrong with
this planet?


There I was, minding my
own business, leaving the
odd crop circle for folks to
scratch their heads about...
Whenpause reactionBLA-ZOW!pause Something
smashes square into my
ship!pausereaction Put a scratch in my
brand-new star cruiser too.
reactionI didn't think much of it
at the time,pause not until the
cabin filled with smoke and
I crashed into the ocean...
This all says one thing to
me:pause reactionsomeone on this planet
is building a weapon of
inconceivable power!
reactionOh, manpause.pause.pause.pause I gotta get off
this planet on the doublepause.pause.pause.

12

sizeA new planet!fun_06
sizeHave I finally done it?pressButton
Have I finally found proof
of intelligent life?!

pause.pause.pause.pausereactionWell?pause You got anything to
say for yourself?pressButton
reactionsizeMaybe I was a bit prematurepause.pause.pause.size

reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseIts head looks a little bit
like a gourd of some kindpause.pause.pause.pause
and not an especially bright
one, for that matter.
reactionWhat was I thinking?pressButton
I should have known better
than to get my hopes up
like thatpause.pause.pause.
reactionWelp.pausereaction Guess it's about time
I thought about heading
back home nowpause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06

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Yaaawnpause.pause.pause.pause Now, THAT was
a good nappause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06fun_06
sizereactionWhoa!pause
What's going on?!fun_06
sizereactionWhere am I?!pause What am I
doing here?pause And for that
matter,pause WHO am I?

reactionOh,pause wait, pausethat one I know.
I'm colorGullivercolor, captain of
the Crusty Barnaclepause.pause.pause.pause Um.pause
reactionCrusty SPACE Barnacle.
pausereactionpauseOh, of course.pressButton Why, I
remember it all now!


reactionMy ship was on a simple
exploratory mission on this
fine planet of yours when
an asteroid leapt into me!
pausereactionOK, so maybe I was taking
a nap, and things got a bit
out of control. But that's
neither here nor there.
reactionA lesser captain might feel
a tad embarrassed!pressButton
Now, pausereactionif you'll excuse me, I
really should get goingpause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06

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Hey!pause You there! Space gender!pause
Who are you,pause and what
planet do you represent?

reactionBecause I was here first!pause
reactionAnd I have officially
claimed this planet in the
name of, er, me! colorGullivercolor!
reactionSo, what makes you think
you can sneak on in here
and swipe my claim while
I'm taking a victory nap?!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pausereactionpauseWhat's that?pause You didn't
just get here?pressButton
You're notpause.pause.pause.pause Are you one of
the locals?
reactionHmm, yes.pause I suppose this
means I can't claim the
planet after allpause.pause.pause.

reactionOhpause.pause.pause.pause What a shame. pauseAnd I
was going to name the
place colorGullivercolor, too. Such a
proud, noble name.
reactionWelp,pause no sense wasting
any more time around here.
Got other planets to seek
out and name after myself!
I know it hurts to see me
go, but no!pause You mustn't
stop mepause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06

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sizeBoogity!fun_06
reactionsizeHa ha!pause Did I startle you?pause
I did, didn't I?fun_06
reactionThe name is colorGullivercolor, my
gourd-headed friend.pressButton
I come from far off in the
outer-spaciness of space.
reactionYou know, pauseI had originally
planned on a dramatic
landing smack-dab in front
of your colortown hallcolor.
reactionI can still picture how
dramatic it all would have
been...

reactionAfter a perfect three-point
landing, all steam and
flashing lights and such...

I'd emerge from my ship,
arms raised in benevolent
greeting, and I'd proclaim
fun_06reaction"I COME IN PEACE!"
reactionFilled with awe, you would
all lay down your tools of
destruction--you know,
slingshots and whatnot.
pause.pause.pause.pauseOf course, as you no
doubt have noticed, that's
not at all how it turned out.

reactionBoy, did I botch that one!



reactionpauseWell, pausethat's all I have to say
about that, so I think it's
high time I headed back to
the skiespause.pause.pause.fun_06pausereactionpausefun_06

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pausereactionpausesizeNopause way!fun_06
sizereactionIt's not here!pause It's gone!pause
Impossible!


My phogistoli--pause Photonavi--pause
Protoplasmi--pause Whatever it's
called!pause My colorspaceship partcolor!
It's missing!
pausereactionpauseMan, pausewithout that...that
THING, I can't take offpause.pause.pause.pause
Well, I mean, I can, but...
I don't want to.
reactionIt'll take forever, and my
spaceship will be so
unbelievably slooow. And
that's no fun at all!
reactionSay, you there.pause Harmless-
looking space gender. pauseSay
you'll help me! See if you
can't find my thingamajig!

17

Why, hello,pause little space
thing! Are you an inhabitant
of this fine planet?

I am colorGullivercolor,pause sailor of the
stellar seas. I come from
beyond space to grace you
with otherworldly wisdom!
Oh, so, pausereactionyou haven't
seen a highly technical and
impressive-lookingcolor
spaceship partcolor, have you?
reactionWhat kind of part, you ask?pause
Yes, well to be honestpause.pause.pause.pause
I'm not entirely sure, but
I'm certain it's important!
reactionI got a little overexcited
during the landing and, er,
lost the darned thing
somewhere!
reactionWhat do you say, my
melon-headed spacebuddy?pause
Will you lend a wayward
sailor of the stars a hand?

18

I've gotta find that
colorspaceship partcolor and get
outta herepause.pause.pause.

19

I've gotta find that
colorspaceship partcolor and get
outta herepause.pause.pause.fun_07
Here you go.
Must be tough.

20

You bet it's tough!pause
What if I'm marooned here
forever?

reactionYou've got to help me get
off this rock!pressButton
Please, space child, find
that colorspaceship partcolor.

21

Oh, you've got to be
kidding me!pressButton
reactionThis is no time for
tomfoolery, space gender!

22

pausereactionpausesizeWow!fun_06
sizeYou've found it! My...my
interstellar astro-thingy!
My missing colorspaceship partcolor!
reactionWell done!fun_06
With this, I can restore my
ship to working order, or at
least, back to how it was
before my abrupt landing.
reactionOh, pausehow rude of me!pausereaction
Space child, please accept
this gift from beyond the
stars for your kind help.

23

I brought that with me from
my homeworld.pressButton I suppose it
must look quite strange to
your inexperienced eyes.
With that,pause reactionI must return to
the stars from whence I
came!pause reactionThough the odds are
slim, I hope we meet again!
reactionFarewell!

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27

28

29

fun_08

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fun_08

31

Many thanks, otherworlder!pressButton
Be sure, pauseI won't forget the
space kindness you showed
me anytime soon!
reactionJust don't expect me to
remember forever.pause That is
an awfully long time!

32

Waiting about on the ship is
a bit on the dull side, sopause I
thought I'd take up an
Earth pastime, like surfing.
reactionInternet surfing,pause that is.pressButton
reactionI'm scared of swimming in
the ocean.

33

You might not think it, but
in space, you're never
really alone.

reactionOh, no!pause There are comets,
nebulae, asteroids,pause and
ever so many celestial
bodiespause.pause.pause.
reactionGranted, they're usually
thousands of miles away
from you, but stillpause.pause.pause.pausereactionit's nice
to know they're out there.

34

reactionSpace travel is no task for
the faint of heart.


reactionThe price I pay in rocket
fuel alone would turn most
folks' hair white with fear.

35

You know, pauseI faced danger
many times in the bleak
blackness of space, and yet
still I tempt fate every day.
Every venture worth doing
involves a certain amount
of personal risk, don't you
think?
In fact,pause reactiondon't you have a
saying on your planet that
sums the feeling up nicely?pressButton
reactionHm. How does it gopause.pause.pause.pause
Ah, yespause.pause.pause.pausereactionpause Nothing ventured,pause
nothing sprained!


pause.pause.pause.pausereactionpauseWait, no!pause That doesn't
sound quite right.pressButton reactionIt's
nothing "gained," isn't it?pause
Not sprainedpause.pause.pause.
reactionOh, how embarrassing!pause
Clearly, I have yet to
master your native idioms.pressButton
I'm so ashamed!

36

Ohpause.pause.pause.pause reactionAgena!pause Bellatrix!pause
Chara!pause Denebola!pause
Electra!pause Furud!pause
Gemma!
reactionWhat's that? Girlfriends?pressButton
reactionOh, heavens, no! I'm simply
remembering all of my
favorite stars.
reactionThey don't twinkle in
space, so I get to see them
sparkle only when I've
landed on some planet.
That's why I always take
time to enjoy them when
I've made an, er,
emergency landing.

37

Eetings-gray,pause ace-spay
gender!pause Oo-day ou-yay
eak-spaypause stringese?
fun_06pauseMm-hay?reactionpausefun_06
reactionpauseWait, pausethat's not right.pressButton
Stupid travel books. They
never get the local
greetings right...
I'll try again.pause reactionSay, pausestrange
space gender, do you speak
stringese?

38

reactionpauseYou know, pauseI never intended
to spend this much time on
your quaint little planet.

reactionI promise I'll be on my way
with all haste. Pay me no
mind. And I promise to
pack out my garbage.

39

Excuse me,pause reactionwould you
mind taking a picture for
me?pausereaction I want to document my
experiences on your planet.
And pauseI,pause um,pause reactionI broke my
camera in the crash,pausereaction so if
you wouldn't mind, could
we use yours? Thanks!

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Let's seepause.pause.pause.pause reactionSaturn,
Jupiterpause.pause.pause.pause Left at the
big slab, then straight on
toward Marspause.pause.pause.
Don't mind me.pause I'm just
trying to remember what
landmarks I saw on my way
here.pause reactionI get lost easily!

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I, like Columbus, have set
out over perilous seas
again and again in search
of a new world.
It's like every time I set
sail, I encounter a calamity
of the highest order, but
this time it was really bad.
Seems while I was sleeping,
high tide crept up and
washed me right off the
boat and into your lands.
Sakes alive... It's a good
thing I got washed ashore
here or I'd have been toast!

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Oh man, listen here. You've
simply got to hear this!


I'm boating across the
sea with nothing but water
for miles, when a MASSIVE
squid surfaces...
With a twist of its long,
slick body, the thing
creates a whirlpoolpause.pause.pause.pausethat
swallows my ship whole!
pause.pause.pause.pause .pause.pause.pausepressButton

You...pause Um, you don't...pause
believe me, pausedo youpause?
Oh, you're just awful!
Were you listening? I
almost kicked the bucket
out there!
Look, I've even got this
item to prove it! Stick out
your hand...now, come on.

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Whpause.pause.pause.pausereactionWhat in the--?!



reactionWhat are you doing in my
house? Who are you?


I...　What's...
Who...


...reactionpauseHrm?pause
Wait a second...

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