Script: [Cranky] npc_6_KO / KO_FreeA_Always

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Say, pausestringpause.pause.pause.pressButton I've been
trying to learn more about
girls. pausereactionI mean women! pauseYoung
ladies? pauseI need help.
reactionI'm thinking about buying a
present for...pausesomeone, and
I wonder if I should go
for a fancy name brand.
I don't know the first thing
about shopping.pause reactionWill I look
like a clod if I don't buy the
scarf with the giraffe on it?
reactionSo, whaddaya think?pause Do
you get into all the fancy
brand names and whatnot?fun_07
I just looove them!
Not really my thing!

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Really? pauseI guess I should go
for the name stuff then.


reactionAs if the fashion industry
wasn't already getting
enough of my money,pause
string!

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Huhpause.pause.pause.pause So, that whole
brand-name obsession
doesn't get your motor
running, pausestring?
reactionWell, pausethat's probably a
good thing!pause At least you'll
never break your back just
to buy some funny scarf.

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Huh. pauseI'm a little surprised,pause
to be honest. pauseJust not your
cup of tea then,pause
string?
reactionWell, that's good news for
my wallet, pauseI guess. pausereactionWait!pause
What if you and she don't
have the same tastes?
reactionThe more I think I know
about girls, pausethe less I
actually understand,pause
stringpause.pause.pause.

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OK, OK, I get it! pauseYou're not
into the name brands!pause
Don't bite my head off!

I'm still not sure what to
do about this present,
though. pausereactionWhat should I get
her besides name stuff?
reactionI swear, it doesn't matter
how old I get, pauseI never have
an easier time with girls,
string.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, you're THAT into
them,pause stringpause.pause.pause.


reactionButpause.pause.pause.pauseyou can wear the best
fashions and look just plain
silly if you don't have what
counts on the inside.
reactionErm, pausenot that I'm saying
you've got that problem or
anything, pausestring!pause
Thanks for the help! pressButtonBye!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, you're THAT into
them,pause stringpause.pause.pause.


reactionJust remember,pause there's
nothing cool about making
yourself poor just to buy
some expensive accessory.
I'm going to keep that in
mind while I shop, pauseand I
suggest you do the same,
string.
reactionOf course, pausereactionI'm not judging
you and your, pauseah, pausechoices.pausereaction
You do what you like with
your Bells! colorpausereactionDon't hurt me.

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But yeah, pauseI may yak on
about itpause, but I'm not a total
naysayerpause.pause.pause.

reactionI've watched girls shopping
before and thought, pause
"What's so great about this
expensive thing?"
reactionBut to tell ya the truth, for
all the grumbling I do, pauseI
kinda like shopping for
fancy stuff,pause string!

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Ah...pause Ahh...pause Ahhh...pause Ahhhpause.pause.pause.
reactionfun_06fun_06ACHOOO!fun_06pause
reaction.pause.pause.pauseBah! Stupid sneeze!

reactionI've been thinking lately.pause
I'm a pretty tough guypause.pause.pause.pause
Tough enough, anyway. pauseBut
even I can't fight germs.
reactionThey're everywhere! pauseYou
can't even see them! pauseAnd
they might be crawling in
your nose RIGHT NOW!
reactionI should wash my hands
more. pauseAnd eat healthier.pause
And drink plenty of
fun_0Cfun_04.

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Ah...pause Ahh...pause Ahhh...pause Ahhhpause.pause.pause.
reactionfun_06fun_06ACHOOO!fun_06pause
reaction.pause.pause.pauseBah!

reactionCan we get rid of pollen?pause
reactionAllergic folks have suffered
under its powdery, sneezy
tyranny for too long!
reactionCome on, string,pause
we're starting a letter-
writing campaign to stop
pollen once and for all!

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This morning I got up
bright and early and had
myself a big breakfast of
fun_0Cfun_04.
Now I've got green
onions crammed way up in
between my molars,
string.
But there's nothing better
than fun_0Cfun_04
topped with a heaping pile
of fresh green onion!

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A few days ago, I went over
to string's for lunch.


You wouldn't ever guess it,pause
but string is no slouch
in the kitchen,
string!
The fun_0Cfun_04
I had was just drowned in
green onion. pauseWhat a taste
sensation, string!

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You know what's fun?pause
Staying up way late. pauseBut
when it's late, I get this
wild craving for sweets.
Mmm, I just love to pig out
on fun_0Cfun_04!pressButton
I think I'm gaining weight
just thinking about it.

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Ever thought about what
makes you really happy?pause
For me, it's gotta bepause.pause.pause.good
eats.
I mean, seriously,pause can you
ever be happier than you
are after a delicious meal,
pausestring?

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You want a nice night? pauseTry
eating until you're fit to
burst and then hopping into
a nice, hot bath.
reactionThenpause.pause.pause.pauseif you really want to
live,pause try sliding right into a
freshly made bed. pauseThat's
the stuff, pausestring!

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Hmm? pause.pause.pause.pauseI may not look like
it, but I'll have you know
I'm really quite the
gourmand, pausestring.

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Man, pausedo you have any idea
how much colorTom Nook colorwill
shell out for a good giant
beetle?!
There's some fish that he'll
pay a lot for, pauseas wellpause.pause.pause.pause Oh,pause
and don't forget fossils, pauseor
"bony gold"!
reactionThat's it! pauseI'll dig myself out
of debt by selling assorted
objects! pauseGood-bye, pauseloan
payments, string!
reactionOf course, you're free to
hunt and sell whatever you
like, pausestringpause.pause.pause.pauseunless
I'm trying to hunt or sell it.

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You can build up your
savings a little at a time
with common stuffpause.pause.pause.pausereactionor you
can go for one big score!
reactionI think I'm a "one big score"
sorta guy,pause string...

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This may be a shock,pause but
did you know I import all
my fun_0Cfun_04?

You'll never taste another
like it! pausereactionThat's because it's
all custom made to order,pause
string.

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You may think I'm crazy,pause
but four barrels of it was
the smartest buy I ever
made! pauseI'm set for life!

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reactionI heard that you're quite
the "outdoorsgender." pauseFolks
always see you running
around outside doing stuff.
reactionYou know, pausefishing, pausecatching
bugs,pause digging holespause.pause.pause.pausethat
sort of thing. pauseClearly you're
a gender of action!
reactionSo I'm making it my mission
to keep up! pauseEveryone thinks
I'm too old for that stuff,pause
but I'll show 'em!

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No more spectating for me!pause
reactionThe only way to really
enjoy life is to get out
there and live it!
reactionOh, excuse me! pauseMy
philosophy was showing
for a minute there,pause
string!

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OK, listen close, 'cause
I'm only going to tell you
this once, pausestring.

reactionOpening people's drawers
and cupboards in their own
homes is a nasty habit,
pausestring!

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Even if you're real chummy
with someone, there are
some lines you don't cross.pause
RIGHT,pause string?

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Say, pausehave you gotten
skinnier recently, pause
string?

reactionI guess I shouldn't be
surprised,pause considering the
way you zip about town like
you do.
reactionJust make sure you don't
overdo it and hurt yourself,
pausestring!

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But cut it out, will ya?pause
You're making the rest of
us look bad, string!

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I tell ya, for a while now
I've been just nuts about
watching fun_0Cfun_04.fun_08

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But you know, pauseas much fun
as watching matches on TV
is, nothing beats seeing it
live, pausestring!
reactionIt's a whole new level of
exciting! pauseYou can count the
sweat beads on the
players!pausereaction If you want to...
reactionpauseIt's one of those
experiences that just,pause how
do ya put itpause.pause.pause.pause Oh yeah, it's
breathtaking, pausestring!

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You know how during
matches they sometimes do
a little segment on the
troubles of some athlete?
reactionMan, I gotta leave the room
when those come onpause.pause.pause.pausepressButton
reactionOtherwise I start bawling
like a baby,pause string!

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Of course, when our own
team, the fun_0Cstring
Sponge Cakes, is playing,
I'm always there.
reactionpauseSee, to real fans like me,pause
our players are like our
children, in a way.

reactionWatching them give their all
brings tears to this proud
papa's eyes,pause string!

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If you haven't been before,pause
you just gotta get out and
go see fun_04 live!

reactionI'm telling you,pause you won't
look at the sport the same
way again, string!

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Seeing someone play their
heart outpause.pause.pause.pause It gets a guy
right in the big toe,pause
string.

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And the best way to follow
up a match is with a crisp
mug of fun_0Cfun_04.
pressButtonreactionThere's quite a kick to it...

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For a while now I've been
obsessed with watching
fun_0Cfun_04 broadcasts
on the TV, string!
reactionThey don't usually come on
until evening, pausebut I always
set the timer to record
first thing in the morning.

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For a while now I've been
obsessed with watching
fun_0Cfun_04 broadcasts
on the TV, pausestring!
reactionHmm. pauseI should get ready
for the night broadcast and
get a quick four-hour
nap now.

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For a while now I've been
obsessed with watching
fun_0Cfun_04 broadcasts
on the TV, pausestring!
reactionI'd like to catch them live,pause
but the bus doesn't usually
run out that far...

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For a while now I've been
obsessed with watching
fun_0Cfun_04 broadcasts
on the TV, pausestring!
Sometimes I record them,pause
but then I have to be
careful not to check the
news or anything.
reactionHave you noticed how
insensitive newspeople are
about spoilers?

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If you're really into
fun_0Cfun_04, pauseyou can
also catch amateur
matches.
reactionOf course, pauseeventually you
need to turn the TV off.pause
reactionWhen you run out of food,pause
anyway,pause string.

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Watching fun_0Cfun_04
must lower my blood-sugar
level or something.

reactionEvery time I watch it,pause I start
craving fun_0Cfun_04.pause
It's weird, pausestring.

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Sometimes I think I watch a
few too many matches
on TV...

reactionIs it bad when you know
what the announcer will
say before he says it,pause
string?

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A few days ago when I was
over in the city I spotted
this little kid crying on the
sidewalk.
reactionSeems there was something
he wanted his parents to
buy him, pauseand only yelling
could solve his problem.
reactionHow do kids get that
spoiled, pauseanyway?pause Are their
parents just marshmallows,pause
string?

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So listen to this. pauseWhen I
was in the city the other
day, pauseI come across this kid
with the hugest smile ever!
I figured he was being
polite or something, but
then he says,pause "Looking
good, mister!"
reactionI wonder what he was
up to...

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A few days back I was out
in the city walking along
when I spot this punky-
looking kid.
reactionHe really reminded me of
my days as a delinquent
youth, pausestring.

reactionI tell ya, kids like that just
act out because they want
somebody to show 'em a
little attention!
reactionSo I just stared at him for
the next ten minutes and
he left.

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Kids are like a mirror
reflection of the adults
they see around 'em
growing up...
reactionI guess that means I gotta
watch myself around town,pause
too.pause Gotta set a good
example, pausestring.

52

Kids today know a lot more
than they let on, pauseI think...

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Nobody out-punks me,pause
string!

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I've been a firm believer in
midday naps all my life.


reactionWhat's better than getting
a good lunch in your belly
and crashing on the couch?
pause.pause.pause.pauseNothing, pausethat's what!
reactionLots of folks will tell ya
that napping right after a
big meal will turn you into
a slug,pause but I'm not so sure.
reactionI've heard it's actually
good for you. pauseSpeeds
digestion. pauseThat sort of
thing, pausestring.

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I've been a firm believer in
midday naps all my life.


reactionEven five or ten quick
minutes of shut-eye makes
a big difference!pause Am I right,pause
string?
reactionWhy are you rolling your
eyes like that? pauseAre you not
a believer in napping? pauseOr
are you just sleepy?

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I've been a firm believer in
midday naps all my life.


reactionOf course, my ideal is a
quick bath before heading
off to bed for an hour or
two, string!
reactionNaturally, pausethere are days
when work gets in the way
of my bath-and-nap
schedule...
reactionpauseBut on the days when I
CAN, pausemmm mmm! Throw on
some midday gossip show
and off to dreamland I go!

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I don't even need a bed to
nap.pause Gimme a pillow and
I'll lay right down on the
carpet, pausehappy as a clam.
reactionReally, pausethe pillow isn't
necessary, pauseeither.pause A big
rock would probably do,pause
string!

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Of course, pausethe very best
place for a nap is the lap
of your special someone...

reactionUnfortunately, pauseI don't think
I know anyone who's
interested in letting me nap
on them, pausestring.

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The BEST nap you can take
is when you can hear the
sounds of other people
working, pausestring.

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Whew! pauseToday's been a hot
one! pauseI'm just about to pass
out from the heat!

reactionSince I'm hairier than
the average guy,pause this time
of year's torture for me.

reactionIt's times like this that I
wish I was just wearing an
animal costume, pauseyou know,pause
string?

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Whew! pauseToday has been just
swelteringly hot!


reactionMakes me feel sorry for all
those poor saps in the
town with long, thick fur.

reactionIt's so warm that even
I'm thinking about shaving
what fur I've got off,pause
string!

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In the winter, pausethe other
furry animals and I hang
out a lot...

reactionBut summer's a whole
other story.pause Nobody wants
to come near me in the
heat, string!

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The long-haired animals
in town are real popular
with folks all through
winter, pausestring...
reactionpauseBut during summer they are
just a mess.pause I start
grimacing just thinking of
how sweaty they get!

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It doesn't seem fair that
the guys who are naturally
warm-blooded are also the
guys with their own fur.
reactionIt's so cold,pause and they walk
around with their fast
metabolisms and efficient
insulation...
reactionIt just burns me up!pause
reactionMetaphorically, obviously.

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Could it BE any colder out?



reactionNothing against winter,pause but
when I freeze up like this,
it's hard to maintain my
cheerful disposition!
reactionI sure wish there was a
nice girl out there willing
to share her scarf or
something, pausestring.

77

Summer here in town is no
problem for me. pauseIt's
downright comfortable with
my smooth, pausehairless skin.
reactionThe problem is winter. pauseIt
makes me want to burrow
into the ground and stay
there, pausestring!

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Warm long johns wouldn't
be half bad either,pause
string.

reactionI'd slip 'em on, pauselight a fire,pause
curl up with my girl, pauseand
sip hot cocoa.pause Now THAT's
livin'!

79

You know what really burns
me up?fun_08

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People who don't know
when to stop talking!


What do I care if you've got
some bee in your bonnet
and want to tell me about
it? pauseLeave me alone!
They just ramble on about
their own pet peeves and
never let you get a word in
edgewise...
Know anyone like that,pause
string?

81

People who talk about
other folks when they're
not around to defend
themselves!
reactionTake string, pausefor
example. pausefun_0C'll just
yammer on about people,pause
spreading rumors and stuff.
reactionIt's really not right to talk
about people behind their
backs,pause string.

82

People who blab other
people's secrets!


reactionTake string,pause for
example. pauseDid you know fun_0C
was raised by wolves?

reactionYou, pauseuh, pausedidn't hear that
from me,pause string.

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Don't you hate listening to
other people's pet peeves?

85

Who else does that a lot,pause
string? pauseCan you
think of anyone?

86

At least I didn't tell you
about colorTortimercolor's shell
being fake, pausestring!

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It's nice to vent your
frustrations every now and
then. pauseThanks, pausestring.

89

It's good to have these
little chats about the
failings of others,pause
string.

90

Yeah,pause I like my view from
the moral high ground,pause
string.

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Say, pausestringpause.pause.pause.pressButton I've been
trying to learn more about
girls. pausereactionI mean women! pauseYoung
ladies? pauseI need help.
reactionI'm thinking about buying a
present for...pausesomeone, and
I wonder if I should go
for a fancy name brand.
I don't know the first thing
about shopping.pause reactionWill I look
like a clod if I don't buy the
scarf with the giraffe on it?
reactionSo, whaddaya think?pause Do
you get into all the fancy
brand names and whatnot?fun_07
I just looove them!
Not really my thing!

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3

Really? pauseI guess I should go
for the name stuff then.


reactionAs if the fashion industry
wasn't already getting
enough of my money,pause
string!

4

Huhpause.pause.pause.pause So, that whole
brand-name obsession
doesn't get your motor
running, pausestring?
reactionWell, pausethat's probably a
good thing!pause At least you'll
never break your back just
to buy some funny scarf.

5

Huh. pauseI'm a little surprised,pause
to be honest. pauseJust not your
cup of tea then,pause
string?
reactionWell, that's good news for
my wallet, pauseI guess. pausereactionWait!pause
What if you and she don't
have the same tastes?
reactionThe more I think I know
about girls, pausethe less I
actually understand,pause
stringpause.pause.pause.

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OK, OK, I get it! pauseYou're not
into the name brands!pause
Don't bite my head off!

I'm still not sure what to
do about this present,
though. pausereactionWhat should I get
her besides name stuff?
reactionI swear, it doesn't matter
how old I get, pauseI never have
an easier time with girls,
string.

7

pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, you're THAT into
them,pause stringpause.pause.pause.


reactionButpause.pause.pause.pauseyou can wear the best
fashions and look just plain
silly if you don't have what
counts on the inside.
reactionErm, pausenot that I'm saying
you've got that problem or
anything, pausestring!pause
Thanks for the help! pressButtonBye!

8

pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, you're THAT into
them,pause stringpause.pause.pause.


reactionJust remember,pause there's
nothing cool about making
yourself poor just to buy
some expensive accessory.
I'm going to keep that in
mind while I shop, pauseand I
suggest you do the same,
string.
reactionOf course, pausereactionI'm not judging
you and your, pauseah, pausechoices.pausereaction
You do what you like with
your Bells! colorpausereactionDon't hurt me.

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But yeah, pauseI may yak on
about itpause, but I'm not a total
naysayerpause.pause.pause.

reactionI've watched girls shopping
before and thought, pause
"What's so great about this
expensive thing?"
reactionBut to tell ya the truth, for
all the grumbling I do, pauseI
kinda like shopping for
fancy stuff,pause string!

10

Ah...pause Ahh...pause Ahhh...pause Ahhhpause.pause.pause.
reactionfun_06fun_06ACHOOO!fun_06pause
reaction.pause.pause.pauseBah! Stupid sneeze!

reactionI've been thinking lately.pause
I'm a pretty tough guypause.pause.pause.pause
Tough enough, anyway. pauseBut
even I can't fight germs.
reactionThey're everywhere! pauseYou
can't even see them! pauseAnd
they might be crawling in
your nose RIGHT NOW!
reactionI should wash my hands
more. pauseAnd eat healthier.pause
And drink plenty of
fun_0Cfun_04.

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Ah...pause Ahh...pause Ahhh...pause Ahhhpause.pause.pause.
reactionfun_06fun_06ACHOOO!fun_06pause
reaction.pause.pause.pauseBah!

reactionCan we get rid of pollen?pause
reactionAllergic folks have suffered
under its powdery, sneezy
tyranny for too long!
reactionCome on, string,pause
we're starting a letter-
writing campaign to stop
pollen once and for all!

12

This morning I got up
bright and early and had
myself a big breakfast of
fun_0Cfun_04.
Now I've got green
onions crammed way up in
between my molars,
string.
But there's nothing better
than fun_0Cfun_04
topped with a heaping pile
of fresh green onion!

13

A few days ago, I went over
to string's for lunch.


You wouldn't ever guess it,pause
but string is no slouch
in the kitchen,
string!
The fun_0Cfun_04
I had was just drowned in
green onion. pauseWhat a taste
sensation, string!

14

You know what's fun?pause
Staying up way late. pauseBut
when it's late, I get this
wild craving for sweets.
Mmm, I just love to pig out
on fun_0Cfun_04!pressButton
I think I'm gaining weight
just thinking about it.

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Ever thought about what
makes you really happy?pause
For me, it's gotta bepause.pause.pause.good
eats.
I mean, seriously,pause can you
ever be happier than you
are after a delicious meal,
pausestring?

17

You want a nice night? pauseTry
eating until you're fit to
burst and then hopping into
a nice, hot bath.
reactionThenpause.pause.pause.pauseif you really want to
live,pause try sliding right into a
freshly made bed. pauseThat's
the stuff, pausestring!

18

Hmm? pause.pause.pause.pauseI may not look like
it, but I'll have you know
I'm really quite the
gourmand, pausestring.

19

Man, pausedo you have any idea
how much colorTom Nook colorwill
shell out for a good giant
beetle?!
There's some fish that he'll
pay a lot for, pauseas wellpause.pause.pause.pause Oh,pause
and don't forget fossils, pauseor
"bony gold"!
reactionThat's it! pauseI'll dig myself out
of debt by selling assorted
objects! pauseGood-bye, pauseloan
payments, string!
reactionOf course, you're free to
hunt and sell whatever you
like, pausestringpause.pause.pause.pauseunless
I'm trying to hunt or sell it.

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You can build up your
savings a little at a time
with common stuffpause.pause.pause.pausereactionor you
can go for one big score!
reactionI think I'm a "one big score"
sorta guy,pause string...

21

This may be a shock,pause but
did you know I import all
my fun_0Cfun_04?

You'll never taste another
like it! pausereactionThat's because it's
all custom made to order,pause
string.

22

You may think I'm crazy,pause
but four barrels of it was
the smartest buy I ever
made! pauseI'm set for life!

23

reactionI heard that you're quite
the "outdoorsgender." pauseFolks
always see you running
around outside doing stuff.
reactionYou know, pausefishing, pausecatching
bugs,pause digging holespause.pause.pause.pausethat
sort of thing. pauseClearly you're
a gender of action!
reactionSo I'm making it my mission
to keep up! pauseEveryone thinks
I'm too old for that stuff,pause
but I'll show 'em!

24

No more spectating for me!pause
reactionThe only way to really
enjoy life is to get out
there and live it!
reactionOh, excuse me! pauseMy
philosophy was showing
for a minute there,pause
string!

25

OK, listen close, 'cause
I'm only going to tell you
this once, pausestring.

reactionOpening people's drawers
and cupboards in their own
homes is a nasty habit,
pausestring!

26

Even if you're real chummy
with someone, there are
some lines you don't cross.pause
RIGHT,pause string?

27

Say, pausehave you gotten
skinnier recently, pause
string?

reactionI guess I shouldn't be
surprised,pause considering the
way you zip about town like
you do.
reactionJust make sure you don't
overdo it and hurt yourself,
pausestring!

28

But cut it out, will ya?pause
You're making the rest of
us look bad, string!

29

I tell ya, for a while now
I've been just nuts about
watching fun_0Cfun_04.fun_08

30

But you know, pauseas much fun
as watching matches on TV
is, nothing beats seeing it
live, pausestring!
reactionIt's a whole new level of
exciting! pauseYou can count the
sweat beads on the
players!pausereaction If you want to...
reactionpauseIt's one of those
experiences that just,pause how
do ya put itpause.pause.pause.pause Oh yeah, it's
breathtaking, pausestring!

31

You know how during
matches they sometimes do
a little segment on the
troubles of some athlete?
reactionMan, I gotta leave the room
when those come onpause.pause.pause.pausepressButton
reactionOtherwise I start bawling
like a baby,pause string!

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Of course, when our own
team, the fun_0Cstring
Sponge Cakes, is playing,
I'm always there.
reactionpauseSee, to real fans like me,pause
our players are like our
children, in a way.

reactionWatching them give their all
brings tears to this proud
papa's eyes,pause string!

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34

If you haven't been before,pause
you just gotta get out and
go see fun_04 live!

reactionI'm telling you,pause you won't
look at the sport the same
way again, string!

35

Seeing someone play their
heart outpause.pause.pause.pause It gets a guy
right in the big toe,pause
string.

36

And the best way to follow
up a match is with a crisp
mug of fun_0Cfun_04.
pressButtonreactionThere's quite a kick to it...

37

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38

For a while now I've been
obsessed with watching
fun_0Cfun_04 broadcasts
on the TV, string!
reactionThey don't usually come on
until evening, pausebut I always
set the timer to record
first thing in the morning.

39

For a while now I've been
obsessed with watching
fun_0Cfun_04 broadcasts
on the TV, pausestring!
reactionHmm. pauseI should get ready
for the night broadcast and
get a quick four-hour
nap now.

40

For a while now I've been
obsessed with watching
fun_0Cfun_04 broadcasts
on the TV, pausestring!
reactionI'd like to catch them live,pause
but the bus doesn't usually
run out that far...

41

For a while now I've been
obsessed with watching
fun_0Cfun_04 broadcasts
on the TV, pausestring!
Sometimes I record them,pause
but then I have to be
careful not to check the
news or anything.
reactionHave you noticed how
insensitive newspeople are
about spoilers?

42

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43

If you're really into
fun_0Cfun_04, pauseyou can
also catch amateur
matches.
reactionOf course, pauseeventually you
need to turn the TV off.pause
reactionWhen you run out of food,pause
anyway,pause string.

44

Watching fun_0Cfun_04
must lower my blood-sugar
level or something.

reactionEvery time I watch it,pause I start
craving fun_0Cfun_04.pause
It's weird, pausestring.

45

Sometimes I think I watch a
few too many matches
on TV...

reactionIs it bad when you know
what the announcer will
say before he says it,pause
string?

46

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47

A few days ago when I was
over in the city I spotted
this little kid crying on the
sidewalk.
reactionSeems there was something
he wanted his parents to
buy him, pauseand only yelling
could solve his problem.
reactionHow do kids get that
spoiled, pauseanyway?pause Are their
parents just marshmallows,pause
string?

48

So listen to this. pauseWhen I
was in the city the other
day, pauseI come across this kid
with the hugest smile ever!
I figured he was being
polite or something, but
then he says,pause "Looking
good, mister!"
reactionI wonder what he was
up to...

49

A few days back I was out
in the city walking along
when I spot this punky-
looking kid.
reactionHe really reminded me of
my days as a delinquent
youth, pausestring.

reactionI tell ya, kids like that just
act out because they want
somebody to show 'em a
little attention!
reactionSo I just stared at him for
the next ten minutes and
he left.

50

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51

Kids are like a mirror
reflection of the adults
they see around 'em
growing up...
reactionI guess that means I gotta
watch myself around town,pause
too.pause Gotta set a good
example, pausestring.

52

Kids today know a lot more
than they let on, pauseI think...

53

Nobody out-punks me,pause
string!

54

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55

I've been a firm believer in
midday naps all my life.


reactionWhat's better than getting
a good lunch in your belly
and crashing on the couch?
pause.pause.pause.pauseNothing, pausethat's what!
reactionLots of folks will tell ya
that napping right after a
big meal will turn you into
a slug,pause but I'm not so sure.
reactionI've heard it's actually
good for you. pauseSpeeds
digestion. pauseThat sort of
thing, pausestring.

56

I've been a firm believer in
midday naps all my life.


reactionEven five or ten quick
minutes of shut-eye makes
a big difference!pause Am I right,pause
string?
reactionWhy are you rolling your
eyes like that? pauseAre you not
a believer in napping? pauseOr
are you just sleepy?

57

I've been a firm believer in
midday naps all my life.


reactionOf course, my ideal is a
quick bath before heading
off to bed for an hour or
two, string!
reactionNaturally, pausethere are days
when work gets in the way
of my bath-and-nap
schedule...
reactionpauseBut on the days when I
CAN, pausemmm mmm! Throw on
some midday gossip show
and off to dreamland I go!

58

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59

I don't even need a bed to
nap.pause Gimme a pillow and
I'll lay right down on the
carpet, pausehappy as a clam.
reactionReally, pausethe pillow isn't
necessary, pauseeither.pause A big
rock would probably do,pause
string!

60

Of course, pausethe very best
place for a nap is the lap
of your special someone...

reactionUnfortunately, pauseI don't think
I know anyone who's
interested in letting me nap
on them, pausestring.

61

The BEST nap you can take
is when you can hear the
sounds of other people
working, pausestring.

62

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63

Whew! pauseToday's been a hot
one! pauseI'm just about to pass
out from the heat!

reactionSince I'm hairier than
the average guy,pause this time
of year's torture for me.

reactionIt's times like this that I
wish I was just wearing an
animal costume, pauseyou know,pause
string?

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69

Whew! pauseToday has been just
swelteringly hot!


reactionMakes me feel sorry for all
those poor saps in the
town with long, thick fur.

reactionIt's so warm that even
I'm thinking about shaving
what fur I've got off,pause
string!

70

In the winter, pausethe other
furry animals and I hang
out a lot...

reactionBut summer's a whole
other story.pause Nobody wants
to come near me in the
heat, string!

71

The long-haired animals
in town are real popular
with folks all through
winter, pausestring...
reactionpauseBut during summer they are
just a mess.pause I start
grimacing just thinking of
how sweaty they get!

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73

It doesn't seem fair that
the guys who are naturally
warm-blooded are also the
guys with their own fur.
reactionIt's so cold,pause and they walk
around with their fast
metabolisms and efficient
insulation...
reactionIt just burns me up!pause
reactionMetaphorically, obviously.

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76

Could it BE any colder out?



reactionNothing against winter,pause but
when I freeze up like this,
it's hard to maintain my
cheerful disposition!
reactionI sure wish there was a
nice girl out there willing
to share her scarf or
something, pausestring.

77

Summer here in town is no
problem for me. pauseIt's
downright comfortable with
my smooth, pausehairless skin.
reactionThe problem is winter. pauseIt
makes me want to burrow
into the ground and stay
there, pausestring!

78

Warm long johns wouldn't
be half bad either,pause
string.

reactionI'd slip 'em on, pauselight a fire,pause
curl up with my girl, pauseand
sip hot cocoa.pause Now THAT's
livin'!

79

You know what really burns
me up?fun_08

80

People who don't know
when to stop talking!


What do I care if you've got
some bee in your bonnet
and want to tell me about
it? pauseLeave me alone!
They just ramble on about
their own pet peeves and
never let you get a word in
edgewise...
Know anyone like that,pause
string?

81

People who talk about
other folks when they're
not around to defend
themselves!
reactionTake string, pausefor
example. pausefun_0C'll just
yammer on about people,pause
spreading rumors and stuff.
reactionIt's really not right to talk
about people behind their
backs,pause string.

82

People who blab other
people's secrets!


reactionTake string,pause for
example. pauseDid you know fun_0C
was raised by wolves?

reactionYou, pauseuh, pausedidn't hear that
from me,pause string.

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84

Don't you hate listening to
other people's pet peeves?

85

Who else does that a lot,pause
string? pauseCan you
think of anyone?

86

At least I didn't tell you
about colorTortimercolor's shell
being fake, pausestring!

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88

It's nice to vent your
frustrations every now and
then. pauseThanks, pausestring.

89

It's good to have these
little chats about the
failings of others,pause
string.

90

Yeah,pause I like my view from
the moral high ground,pause
string.

0

1

Say, pausestringpause.pause.pause.pressButton I've been
trying to learn more about
girls. pausereactionI mean women! pauseYoung
ladies? pauseI need help.
reactionI'm thinking about buying a
present for...pausesomeone, and
I wonder if I should go
for a fancy name brand.
I don't know the first thing
about shopping.pause reactionWill I look
like a clod if I don't buy the
scarf with the giraffe on it?
reactionSo, whaddaya think?pause Do
you get into all the fancy
brand names and whatnot?fun_07
I just looove them!
Not really my thing!

2

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3

Really? pauseI guess I should go
for the name stuff then.


reactionAs if the fashion industry
wasn't already getting
enough of my money,pause
string!

4

Huhpause.pause.pause.pause So, that whole
brand-name obsession
doesn't get your motor
running, pausestring?
reactionWell, pausethat's probably a
good thing!pause At least you'll
never break your back just
to buy some funny scarf.

5

Huh. pauseI'm a little surprised,pause
to be honest. pauseJust not your
cup of tea then,pause
string?
reactionWell, that's good news for
my wallet, pauseI guess. pausereactionWait!pause
What if you and she don't
have the same tastes?
reactionThe more I think I know
about girls, pausethe less I
actually understand,pause
stringpause.pause.pause.

6

OK, OK, I get it! pauseYou're not
into the name brands!pause
Don't bite my head off!

I'm still not sure what to
do about this present,
though. pausereactionWhat should I get
her besides name stuff?
reactionI swear, it doesn't matter
how old I get, pauseI never have
an easier time with girls,
string.

7

pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, you're THAT into
them,pause stringpause.pause.pause.


reactionButpause.pause.pause.pauseyou can wear the best
fashions and look just plain
silly if you don't have what
counts on the inside.
reactionErm, pausenot that I'm saying
you've got that problem or
anything, pausestring!pause
Thanks for the help! pressButtonBye!

8

pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, you're THAT into
them,pause stringpause.pause.pause.


reactionJust remember,pause there's
nothing cool about making
yourself poor just to buy
some expensive accessory.
I'm going to keep that in
mind while I shop, pauseand I
suggest you do the same,
string.
reactionOf course, pausereactionI'm not judging
you and your, pauseah, pausechoices.pausereaction
You do what you like with
your Bells! colorpausereactionDon't hurt me.

9

But yeah, pauseI may yak on
about itpause, but I'm not a total
naysayerpause.pause.pause.

reactionI've watched girls shopping
before and thought, pause
"What's so great about this
expensive thing?"
reactionBut to tell ya the truth, for
all the grumbling I do, pauseI
kinda like shopping for
fancy stuff,pause string!

10

Ah...pause Ahh...pause Ahhh...pause Ahhhpause.pause.pause.
reactionfun_06fun_06ACHOOO!fun_06pause
reaction.pause.pause.pauseBah! Stupid sneeze!

reactionI've been thinking lately.pause
I'm a pretty tough guypause.pause.pause.pause
Tough enough, anyway. pauseBut
even I can't fight germs.
reactionThey're everywhere! pauseYou
can't even see them! pauseAnd
they might be crawling in
your nose RIGHT NOW!
reactionI should wash my hands
more. pauseAnd eat healthier.pause
And drink plenty of
fun_0Cfun_04.

11

Ah...pause Ahh...pause Ahhh...pause Ahhhpause.pause.pause.
reactionfun_06fun_06ACHOOO!fun_06pause
reaction.pause.pause.pauseBah!

reactionCan we get rid of pollen?pause
reactionAllergic folks have suffered
under its powdery, sneezy
tyranny for too long!
reactionCome on, string,pause
we're starting a letter-
writing campaign to stop
pollen once and for all!

12

This morning I got up
bright and early and had
myself a big breakfast of
fun_0Cfun_04.
Now I've got green
onions crammed way up in
between my molars,
string.
But there's nothing better
than fun_0Cfun_04
topped with a heaping pile
of fresh green onion!

13

A few days ago, I went over
to string's for lunch.


You wouldn't ever guess it,pause
but string is no slouch
in the kitchen,
string!
The fun_0Cfun_04
I had was just drowned in
green onion. pauseWhat a taste
sensation, string!

14

You know what's fun?pause
Staying up way late. pauseBut
when it's late, I get this
wild craving for sweets.
Mmm, I just love to pig out
on fun_0Cfun_04!pressButton
I think I'm gaining weight
just thinking about it.

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Ever thought about what
makes you really happy?pause
For me, it's gotta bepause.pause.pause.good
eats.
I mean, seriously,pause can you
ever be happier than you
are after a delicious meal,
pausestring?

17

You want a nice night? pauseTry
eating until you're fit to
burst and then hopping into
a nice, hot bath.
reactionThenpause.pause.pause.pauseif you really want to
live,pause try sliding right into a
freshly made bed. pauseThat's
the stuff, pausestring!

18

Hmm? pause.pause.pause.pauseI may not look like
it, but I'll have you know
I'm really quite the
gourmand, pausestring.

19

Man, pausedo you have any idea
how much colorTom Nook colorwill
shell out for a good giant
beetle?!
There's some fish that he'll
pay a lot for, pauseas wellpause.pause.pause.pause Oh,pause
and don't forget fossils, pauseor
"bony gold"!
reactionThat's it! pauseI'll dig myself out
of debt by selling assorted
objects! pauseGood-bye, pauseloan
payments, string!
reactionOf course, you're free to
hunt and sell whatever you
like, pausestringpause.pause.pause.pauseunless
I'm trying to hunt or sell it.

20

You can build up your
savings a little at a time
with common stuffpause.pause.pause.pausereactionor you
can go for one big score!
reactionI think I'm a "one big score"
sorta guy,pause string...

21

This may be a shock,pause but
did you know I import all
my fun_0Cfun_04?

You'll never taste another
like it! pausereactionThat's because it's
all custom made to order,pause
string.

22

You may think I'm crazy,pause
but four barrels of it was
the smartest buy I ever
made! pauseI'm set for life!

23

reactionI heard that you're quite
the "outdoorsgender." pauseFolks
always see you running
around outside doing stuff.
reactionYou know, pausefishing, pausecatching
bugs,pause digging holespause.pause.pause.pausethat
sort of thing. pauseClearly you're
a gender of action!
reactionSo I'm making it my mission
to keep up! pauseEveryone thinks
I'm too old for that stuff,pause
but I'll show 'em!

24

No more spectating for me!pause
reactionThe only way to really
enjoy life is to get out
there and live it!
reactionOh, excuse me! pauseMy
philosophy was showing
for a minute there,pause
string!

25

OK, listen close, 'cause
I'm only going to tell you
this once, pausestring.

reactionOpening people's drawers
and cupboards in their own
homes is a nasty habit,
pausestring!

26

Even if you're real chummy
with someone, there are
some lines you don't cross.pause
RIGHT,pause string?

27

Say, pausehave you gotten
skinnier recently, pause
string?

reactionI guess I shouldn't be
surprised,pause considering the
way you zip about town like
you do.
reactionJust make sure you don't
overdo it and hurt yourself,
pausestring!

28

But cut it out, will ya?pause
You're making the rest of
us look bad, string!

29

I tell ya, for a while now
I've been just nuts about
watching fun_0Cfun_04.fun_08

30

But you know, pauseas much fun
as watching matches on TV
is, nothing beats seeing it
live, pausestring!
reactionIt's a whole new level of
exciting! pauseYou can count the
sweat beads on the
players!pausereaction If you want to...
reactionpauseIt's one of those
experiences that just,pause how
do ya put itpause.pause.pause.pause Oh yeah, it's
breathtaking, pausestring!

31

You know how during
matches they sometimes do
a little segment on the
troubles of some athlete?
reactionMan, I gotta leave the room
when those come onpause.pause.pause.pausepressButton
reactionOtherwise I start bawling
like a baby,pause string!

32

Of course, when our own
team, the fun_0Cstring
Sponge Cakes, is playing,
I'm always there.
reactionpauseSee, to real fans like me,pause
our players are like our
children, in a way.

reactionWatching them give their all
brings tears to this proud
papa's eyes,pause string!

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34

If you haven't been before,pause
you just gotta get out and
go see fun_04 live!

reactionI'm telling you,pause you won't
look at the sport the same
way again, string!

35

Seeing someone play their
heart outpause.pause.pause.pause It gets a guy
right in the big toe,pause
string.

36

And the best way to follow
up a match is with a crisp
mug of fun_0Cfun_04.
pressButtonreactionThere's quite a kick to it...

37

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38

For a while now I've been
obsessed with watching
fun_0Cfun_04 broadcasts
on the TV, string!
reactionThey don't usually come on
until evening, pausebut I always
set the timer to record
first thing in the morning.

39

For a while now I've been
obsessed with watching
fun_0Cfun_04 broadcasts
on the TV, pausestring!
reactionHmm. pauseI should get ready
for the night broadcast and
get a quick four-hour
nap now.

40

For a while now I've been
obsessed with watching
fun_0Cfun_04 broadcasts
on the TV, pausestring!
reactionI'd like to catch them live,pause
but the bus doesn't usually
run out that far...

41

For a while now I've been
obsessed with watching
fun_0Cfun_04 broadcasts
on the TV, pausestring!
Sometimes I record them,pause
but then I have to be
careful not to check the
news or anything.
reactionHave you noticed how
insensitive newspeople are
about spoilers?

42

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43

If you're really into
fun_0Cfun_04, pauseyou can
also catch amateur
matches.
reactionOf course, pauseeventually you
need to turn the TV off.pause
reactionWhen you run out of food,pause
anyway,pause string.

44

Watching fun_0Cfun_04
must lower my blood-sugar
level or something.

reactionEvery time I watch it,pause I start
craving fun_0Cfun_04.pause
It's weird, pausestring.

45

Sometimes I think I watch a
few too many matches
on TV...

reactionIs it bad when you know
what the announcer will
say before he says it,pause
string?

46

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47

A few days ago when I was
over in the city I spotted
this little kid crying on the
sidewalk.
reactionSeems there was something
he wanted his parents to
buy him, pauseand only yelling
could solve his problem.
reactionHow do kids get that
spoiled, pauseanyway?pause Are their
parents just marshmallows,pause
string?

48

So listen to this. pauseWhen I
was in the city the other
day, pauseI come across this kid
with the hugest smile ever!
I figured he was being
polite or something, but
then he says,pause "Looking
good, mister!"
reactionI wonder what he was
up to...

49

A few days back I was out
in the city walking along
when I spot this punky-
looking kid.
reactionHe really reminded me of
my days as a delinquent
youth, pausestring.

reactionI tell ya, kids like that just
act out because they want
somebody to show 'em a
little attention!
reactionSo I just stared at him for
the next ten minutes and
he left.

50

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51

Kids are like a mirror
reflection of the adults
they see around 'em
growing up...
reactionI guess that means I gotta
watch myself around town,pause
too.pause Gotta set a good
example, pausestring.

52

Kids today know a lot more
than they let on, pauseI think...

53

Nobody out-punks me,pause
string!

54

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55

I've been a firm believer in
midday naps all my life.


reactionWhat's better than getting
a good lunch in your belly
and crashing on the couch?
pause.pause.pause.pauseNothing, pausethat's what!
reactionLots of folks will tell ya
that napping right after a
big meal will turn you into
a slug,pause but I'm not so sure.
reactionI've heard it's actually
good for you. pauseSpeeds
digestion. pauseThat sort of
thing, pausestring.

56

I've been a firm believer in
midday naps all my life.


reactionEven five or ten quick
minutes of shut-eye makes
a big difference!pause Am I right,pause
string?
reactionWhy are you rolling your
eyes like that? pauseAre you not
a believer in napping? pauseOr
are you just sleepy?

57

I've been a firm believer in
midday naps all my life.


reactionOf course, my ideal is a
quick bath before heading
off to bed for an hour or
two, string!
reactionNaturally, pausethere are days
when work gets in the way
of my bath-and-nap
schedule...
reactionpauseBut on the days when I
CAN, pausemmm mmm! Throw on
some midday gossip show
and off to dreamland I go!

58

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59

I don't even need a bed to
nap.pause Gimme a pillow and
I'll lay right down on the
carpet, pausehappy as a clam.
reactionReally, pausethe pillow isn't
necessary, pauseeither.pause A big
rock would probably do,pause
string!

60

Of course, pausethe very best
place for a nap is the lap
of your special someone...

reactionUnfortunately, pauseI don't think
I know anyone who's
interested in letting me nap
on them, pausestring.

61

The BEST nap you can take
is when you can hear the
sounds of other people
working, pausestring.

62

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63

Whew! pauseToday's been a hot
one! pauseI'm just about to pass
out from the heat!

reactionSince I'm hairier than
the average guy,pause this time
of year's torture for me.

reactionIt's times like this that I
wish I was just wearing an
animal costume, pauseyou know,pause
string?

64

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65

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66

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67

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68

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69

Whew! pauseToday has been just
swelteringly hot!


reactionMakes me feel sorry for all
those poor saps in the
town with long, thick fur.

reactionIt's so warm that even
I'm thinking about shaving
what fur I've got off,pause
string!

70

In the winter, pausethe other
furry animals and I hang
out a lot...

reactionBut summer's a whole
other story.pause Nobody wants
to come near me in the
heat, string!

71

The long-haired animals
in town are real popular
with folks all through
winter, pausestring...
reactionpauseBut during summer they are
just a mess.pause I start
grimacing just thinking of
how sweaty they get!

72

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73

It doesn't seem fair that
the guys who are naturally
warm-blooded are also the
guys with their own fur.
reactionIt's so cold,pause and they walk
around with their fast
metabolisms and efficient
insulation...
reactionIt just burns me up!pause
reactionMetaphorically, obviously.

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76

Could it BE any colder out?



reactionNothing against winter,pause but
when I freeze up like this,
it's hard to maintain my
cheerful disposition!
reactionI sure wish there was a
nice girl out there willing
to share her scarf or
something, pausestring.

77

Summer here in town is no
problem for me. pauseIt's
downright comfortable with
my smooth, pausehairless skin.
reactionThe problem is winter. pauseIt
makes me want to burrow
into the ground and stay
there, pausestring!

78

Warm long johns wouldn't
be half bad either,pause
string.

reactionI'd slip 'em on, pauselight a fire,pause
curl up with my girl, pauseand
sip hot cocoa.pause Now THAT's
livin'!

79

You know what really burns
me up?fun_08

80

People who don't know
when to stop talking!


What do I care if you've got
some bee in your bonnet
and want to tell me about
it? pauseLeave me alone!
They just ramble on about
their own pet peeves and
never let you get a word in
edgewise...
Know anyone like that,pause
string?

81

People who talk about
other folks when they're
not around to defend
themselves!
reactionTake string, pausefor
example. pausefun_0C'll just
yammer on about people,pause
spreading rumors and stuff.
reactionIt's really not right to talk
about people behind their
backs,pause string.

82

People who blab other
people's secrets!


reactionTake string,pause for
example. pauseDid you know fun_0C
was raised by wolves?

reactionYou, pauseuh, pausedidn't hear that
from me,pause string.

83

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84

Don't you hate listening to
other people's pet peeves?

85

Who else does that a lot,pause
string? pauseCan you
think of anyone?

86

At least I didn't tell you
about colorTortimercolor's shell
being fake, pausestring!

87

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88

It's nice to vent your
frustrations every now and
then. pauseThanks, pausestring.

89

It's good to have these
little chats about the
failings of others,pause
string.

90

Yeah,pause I like my view from
the moral high ground,pause
string.

0

1

Say, pausestringpause.pause.pause.pressButton I've been
trying to learn more about
girls. pausereactionI mean women! pauseYoung
ladies? pauseI need help.
reactionI'm thinking about buying a
present for...pausesomeone, and
I wonder if I should go
for a fancy name brand.
I don't know the first thing
about shopping.pause reactionWill I look
like a clod if I don't buy the
scarf with the giraffe on it?
reactionSo, whaddaya think?pause Do
you get into all the fancy
brand names and whatnot?fun_07
I just looove them!
Not really my thing!

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Really? pauseI guess I should go
for the name stuff then.


reactionAs if the fashion industry
wasn't already getting
enough of my money,pause
string!

4

Huhpause.pause.pause.pause So, that whole
brand-name obsession
doesn't get your motor
running, pausestring?
reactionWell, pausethat's probably a
good thing!pause At least you'll
never break your back just
to buy some funny scarf.

5

Huh. pauseI'm a little surprised,pause
to be honest. pauseJust not your
cup of tea then,pause
string?
reactionWell, that's good news for
my wallet, pauseI guess. pausereactionWait!pause
What if you and she don't
have the same tastes?
reactionThe more I think I know
about girls, pausethe less I
actually understand,pause
stringpause.pause.pause.

6

OK, OK, I get it! pauseYou're not
into the name brands!pause
Don't bite my head off!

I'm still not sure what to
do about this present,
though. pausereactionWhat should I get
her besides name stuff?
reactionI swear, it doesn't matter
how old I get, pauseI never have
an easier time with girls,
string.

7

pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, you're THAT into
them,pause stringpause.pause.pause.


reactionButpause.pause.pause.pauseyou can wear the best
fashions and look just plain
silly if you don't have what
counts on the inside.
reactionErm, pausenot that I'm saying
you've got that problem or
anything, pausestring!pause
Thanks for the help! pressButtonBye!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSo, you're THAT into
them,pause stringpause.pause.pause.


reactionJust remember,pause there's
nothing cool about making
yourself poor just to buy
some expensive accessory.
I'm going to keep that in
mind while I shop, pauseand I
suggest you do the same,
string.
reactionOf course, pausereactionI'm not judging
you and your, pauseah, pausechoices.pausereaction
You do what you like with
your Bells! colorpausereactionDon't hurt me.

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But yeah, pauseI may yak on
about itpause, but I'm not a total
naysayerpause.pause.pause.

reactionI've watched girls shopping
before and thought, pause
"What's so great about this
expensive thing?"
reactionBut to tell ya the truth, for
all the grumbling I do, pauseI
kinda like shopping for
fancy stuff,pause string!

10

Ah...pause Ahh...pause Ahhh...pause Ahhhpause.pause.pause.
reactionfun_06fun_06ACHOOO!fun_06pause
reaction.pause.pause.pauseBah! Stupid sneeze!

reactionI've been thinking lately.pause
I'm a pretty tough guypause.pause.pause.pause
Tough enough, anyway. pauseBut
even I can't fight germs.
reactionThey're everywhere! pauseYou
can't even see them! pauseAnd
they might be crawling in
your nose RIGHT NOW!
reactionI should wash my hands
more. pauseAnd eat healthier.pause
And drink plenty of
fun_0Cfun_04.

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Ah...pause Ahh...pause Ahhh...pause Ahhhpause.pause.pause.
reactionfun_06fun_06ACHOOO!fun_06pause
reaction.pause.pause.pauseBah!

reactionCan we get rid of pollen?pause
reactionAllergic folks have suffered
under its powdery, sneezy
tyranny for too long!
reactionCome on, string,pause
we're starting a letter-
writing campaign to stop
pollen once and for all!

12

This morning I got up
bright and early and had
myself a big breakfast of
fun_0Cfun_04.
Now I've got green
onions crammed way up in
between my molars,
string.
But there's nothing better
than fun_0Cfun_04
topped with a heaping pile
of fresh green onion!

13

A few days ago, I went over
to string's for lunch.


You wouldn't ever guess it,pause
but string is no slouch
in the kitchen,
string!
The fun_0Cfun_04
I had was just drowned in
green onion. pauseWhat a taste
sensation, string!

14

You know what's fun?pause
Staying up way late. pauseBut
when it's late, I get this
wild craving for sweets.
Mmm, I just love to pig out
on fun_0Cfun_04!pressButton
I think I'm gaining weight
just thinking about it.

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Ever thought about what
makes you really happy?pause
For me, it's gotta bepause.pause.pause.good
eats.
I mean, seriously,pause can you
ever be happier than you
are after a delicious meal,
pausestring?

17

You want a nice night? pauseTry
eating until you're fit to
burst and then hopping into
a nice, hot bath.
reactionThenpause.pause.pause.pauseif you really want to
live,pause try sliding right into a
freshly made bed. pauseThat's
the stuff, pausestring!

18

Hmm? pause.pause.pause.pauseI may not look like
it, but I'll have you know
I'm really quite the
gourmand, pausestring.

19

Man, pausedo you have any idea
how much colorTom Nook colorwill
shell out for a good giant
beetle?!
There's some fish that he'll
pay a lot for, pauseas wellpause.pause.pause.pause Oh,pause
and don't forget fossils, pauseor
"bony gold"!
reactionThat's it! pauseI'll dig myself out
of debt by selling assorted
objects! pauseGood-bye, pauseloan
payments, string!
reactionOf course, you're free to
hunt and sell whatever you
like, pausestringpause.pause.pause.pauseunless
I'm trying to hunt or sell it.

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You can build up your
savings a little at a time
with common stuffpause.pause.pause.pausereactionor you
can go for one big score!
reactionI think I'm a "one big score"
sorta guy,pause string...

21

This may be a shock,pause but
did you know I import all
my fun_0Cfun_04?

You'll never taste another
like it! pausereactionThat's because it's
all custom made to order,pause
string.

22

You may think I'm crazy,pause
but four barrels of it was
the smartest buy I ever
made! pauseI'm set for life!

23

reactionI heard that you're quite
the "outdoorsgender." pauseFolks
always see you running
around outside doing stuff.
reactionYou know, pausefishing, pausecatching
bugs,pause digging holespause.pause.pause.pausethat
sort of thing. pauseClearly you're
a gender of action!
reactionSo I'm making it my mission
to keep up! pauseEveryone thinks
I'm too old for that stuff,pause
but I'll show 'em!

24

No more spectating for me!pause
reactionThe only way to really
enjoy life is to get out
there and live it!
reactionOh, excuse me! pauseMy
philosophy was showing
for a minute there,pause
string!

25

OK, listen close, 'cause
I'm only going to tell you
this once, pausestring.

reactionOpening people's drawers
and cupboards in their own
homes is a nasty habit,
pausestring!

26

Even if you're real chummy
with someone, there are
some lines you don't cross.pause
RIGHT,pause string?

27

Say, pausehave you gotten
skinnier recently, pause
string?

reactionI guess I shouldn't be
surprised,pause considering the
way you zip about town like
you do.
reactionJust make sure you don't
overdo it and hurt yourself,
pausestring!

28

But cut it out, will ya?pause
You're making the rest of
us look bad, string!

29

I tell ya, for a while now
I've been just nuts about
watching fun_0Cfun_04.fun_08

30

But you know, pauseas much fun
as watching matches on TV
is, nothing beats seeing it
live, pausestring!
reactionIt's a whole new level of
exciting! pauseYou can count the
sweat beads on the
players!pausereaction If you want to...
reactionpauseIt's one of those
experiences that just,pause how
do ya put itpause.pause.pause.pause Oh yeah, it's
breathtaking, pausestring!

31

You know how during
matches they sometimes do
a little segment on the
troubles of some athlete?
reactionMan, I gotta leave the room
when those come onpause.pause.pause.pausepressButton
reactionOtherwise I start bawling
like a baby,pause string!

32

Of course, when our own
team, the fun_0Cstring
Sponge Cakes, is playing,
I'm always there.
reactionpauseSee, to real fans like me,pause
our players are like our
children, in a way.

reactionWatching them give their all
brings tears to this proud
papa's eyes,pause string!

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34

If you haven't been before,pause
you just gotta get out and
go see fun_04 live!

reactionI'm telling you,pause you won't
look at the sport the same
way again, string!

35

Seeing someone play their
heart outpause.pause.pause.pause It gets a guy
right in the big toe,pause
string.

36

And the best way to follow
up a match is with a crisp
mug of fun_0Cfun_04.
pressButtonreactionThere's quite a kick to it...

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38

For a while now I've been
obsessed with watching
fun_0Cfun_04 broadcasts
on the TV, string!
reactionThey don't usually come on
until evening, pausebut I always
set the timer to record
first thing in the morning.

39

For a while now I've been
obsessed with watching
fun_0Cfun_04 broadcasts
on the TV, pausestring!
reactionHmm. pauseI should get ready
for the night broadcast and
get a quick four-hour
nap now.

40

For a while now I've been
obsessed with watching
fun_0Cfun_04 broadcasts
on the TV, pausestring!
reactionI'd like to catch them live,pause
but the bus doesn't usually
run out that far...

41

For a while now I've been
obsessed with watching
fun_0Cfun_04 broadcasts
on the TV, pausestring!
Sometimes I record them,pause
but then I have to be
careful not to check the
news or anything.
reactionHave you noticed how
insensitive newspeople are
about spoilers?

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43

If you're really into
fun_0Cfun_04, pauseyou can
also catch amateur
matches.
reactionOf course, pauseeventually you
need to turn the TV off.pause
reactionWhen you run out of food,pause
anyway,pause string.

44

Watching fun_0Cfun_04
must lower my blood-sugar
level or something.

reactionEvery time I watch it,pause I start
craving fun_0Cfun_04.pause
It's weird, pausestring.

45

Sometimes I think I watch a
few too many matches
on TV...

reactionIs it bad when you know
what the announcer will
say before he says it,pause
string?

46

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47

A few days ago when I was
over in the city I spotted
this little kid crying on the
sidewalk.
reactionSeems there was something
he wanted his parents to
buy him, pauseand only yelling
could solve his problem.
reactionHow do kids get that
spoiled, pauseanyway?pause Are their
parents just marshmallows,pause
string?

48

So listen to this. pauseWhen I
was in the city the other
day, pauseI come across this kid
with the hugest smile ever!
I figured he was being
polite or something, but
then he says,pause "Looking
good, mister!"
reactionI wonder what he was
up to...

49

A few days back I was out
in the city walking along
when I spot this punky-
looking kid.
reactionHe really reminded me of
my days as a delinquent
youth, pausestring.

reactionI tell ya, kids like that just
act out because they want
somebody to show 'em a
little attention!
reactionSo I just stared at him for
the next ten minutes and
he left.

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51

Kids are like a mirror
reflection of the adults
they see around 'em
growing up...
reactionI guess that means I gotta
watch myself around town,pause
too.pause Gotta set a good
example, pausestring.

52

Kids today know a lot more
than they let on, pauseI think...

53

Nobody out-punks me,pause
string!

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55

I've been a firm believer in
midday naps all my life.


reactionWhat's better than getting
a good lunch in your belly
and crashing on the couch?
pause.pause.pause.pauseNothing, pausethat's what!
reactionLots of folks will tell ya
that napping right after a
big meal will turn you into
a slug,pause but I'm not so sure.
reactionI've heard it's actually
good for you. pauseSpeeds
digestion. pauseThat sort of
thing, pausestring.

56

I've been a firm believer in
midday naps all my life.


reactionEven five or ten quick
minutes of shut-eye makes
a big difference!pause Am I right,pause
string?
reactionWhy are you rolling your
eyes like that? pauseAre you not
a believer in napping? pauseOr
are you just sleepy?

57

I've been a firm believer in
midday naps all my life.


reactionOf course, my ideal is a
quick bath before heading
off to bed for an hour or
two, string!
reactionNaturally, pausethere are days
when work gets in the way
of my bath-and-nap
schedule...
reactionpauseBut on the days when I
CAN, pausemmm mmm! Throw on
some midday gossip show
and off to dreamland I go!

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59

I don't even need a bed to
nap.pause Gimme a pillow and
I'll lay right down on the
carpet, pausehappy as a clam.
reactionReally, pausethe pillow isn't
necessary, pauseeither.pause A big
rock would probably do,pause
string!

60

Of course, pausethe very best
place for a nap is the lap
of your special someone...

reactionUnfortunately, pauseI don't think
I know anyone who's
interested in letting me nap
on them, pausestring.

61

The BEST nap you can take
is when you can hear the
sounds of other people
working, pausestring.

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63

Whew! pauseToday's been a hot
one! pauseI'm just about to pass
out from the heat!

reactionSince I'm hairier than
the average guy,pause this time
of year's torture for me.

reactionIt's times like this that I
wish I was just wearing an
animal costume, pauseyou know,pause
string?

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69

Whew! pauseToday has been just
swelteringly hot!


reactionMakes me feel sorry for all
those poor saps in the
town with long, thick fur.

reactionIt's so warm that even
I'm thinking about shaving
what fur I've got off,pause
string!

70

In the winter, pausethe other
furry animals and I hang
out a lot...

reactionBut summer's a whole
other story.pause Nobody wants
to come near me in the
heat, string!

71

The long-haired animals
in town are real popular
with folks all through
winter, pausestring...
reactionpauseBut during summer they are
just a mess.pause I start
grimacing just thinking of
how sweaty they get!

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73

It doesn't seem fair that
the guys who are naturally
warm-blooded are also the
guys with their own fur.
reactionIt's so cold,pause and they walk
around with their fast
metabolisms and efficient
insulation...
reactionIt just burns me up!pause
reactionMetaphorically, obviously.

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76

Could it BE any colder out?



reactionNothing against winter,pause but
when I freeze up like this,
it's hard to maintain my
cheerful disposition!
reactionI sure wish there was a
nice girl out there willing
to share her scarf or
something, pausestring.

77

Summer here in town is no
problem for me. pauseIt's
downright comfortable with
my smooth, pausehairless skin.
reactionThe problem is winter. pauseIt
makes me want to burrow
into the ground and stay
there, pausestring!

78

Warm long johns wouldn't
be half bad either,pause
string.

reactionI'd slip 'em on, pauselight a fire,pause
curl up with my girl, pauseand
sip hot cocoa.pause Now THAT's
livin'!

79

You know what really burns
me up?fun_08

80

People who don't know
when to stop talking!


What do I care if you've got
some bee in your bonnet
and want to tell me about
it? pauseLeave me alone!
They just ramble on about
their own pet peeves and
never let you get a word in
edgewise...
Know anyone like that,pause
string?

81

People who talk about
other folks when they're
not around to defend
themselves!
reactionTake string, pausefor
example. pausefun_0C'll just
yammer on about people,pause
spreading rumors and stuff.
reactionIt's really not right to talk
about people behind their
backs,pause string.

82

People who blab other
people's secrets!


reactionTake string,pause for
example. pauseDid you know fun_0C
was raised by wolves?

reactionYou, pauseuh, pausedidn't hear that
from me,pause string.

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84

Don't you hate listening to
other people's pet peeves?

85

Who else does that a lot,pause
string? pauseCan you
think of anyone?

86

At least I didn't tell you
about colorTortimercolor's shell
being fake, pausestring!

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88

It's nice to vent your
frustrations every now and
then. pauseThanks, pausestring.

89

It's good to have these
little chats about the
failings of others,pause
string.

90

Yeah,pause I like my view from
the moral high ground,pause
string.

90

Yeah,pause I like my view from
the moral high ground,pause
string.