| Num | English |
|---|
| fun_08 |
| reactionHmmm... I wonder if there's a
special someone out there for
me, string?
reaction...Right now I kinda doubt it. |
| fun_08 |
| When the sky gets all rainy,
it makes me wanna, like,
cry, too, string.fun_07
That's sad.
Go ahead and cry!
What nonsense! |
| .pause.pause.pauseYEEES!pressButton reactioncolorHeh heh... That
is a totally GREAT line! I
knew boys would fall for it!
color
reactionOK, so this is the part
where I saypause.pause.pause.pause reactionOh no! Where
did I put my notes?
reactionEEEEEK!pause I can't, like,
remember what comes
next, string! |
| ...Fine! I will!pressButton reactionWAAAAAAH,
string! WAAAAAAH! |
| reactionWhu?!pressButton reactionOh, I mean... Um...
Never mind, string!
reactionI shouldn't have said
anything. Just forget we
ever talked and stuff, OK? |
| When the sky gets all rainy,
it makes me wanna, like,
cry, too, string.
reactionTee hee!pause NOT!pressButton reactionBut what do
you think? pauseIsn't that just a
TOTALLY killer line?
reactionHuddled under an umbrella
with the boy of my dreams,
I mumble that line under
my breath, andpause.pause.pause.reactionBAM!
reactionHe'd be all putty in my
hands!pressButton reactionIsn't that, like,
the line to end all lines?fun_07
Yeah, it's great!
I'm gonna steal it!
Meh... |
| I!pause KNOW!pause I spent, like, days
coming up with it.pressButton reactionOh, and
you can totally use it, too!pause
I'm cool like that.
reactionBut now I gotta figure out
how to get a cute boy
huddled under an
umbrellapause.pause.pause.
reactioncapitalizeLetterstring, if you get any
good ideas, be sure to let
me know, string! |
| reactionWHAAAAAAAT?!pressButton Uh...pause I
meanpause.pause.pause.pausereaction OK! But make sure
you, like, tell me how it
goes!
colorreactionIf it works for you, then it'll
DEFINITELY work for me,
string! |
| reactionWhat? You don't like it?pressButton
reactionCOME ON! That line is
totally 100% foolproof!
reactionHmmm...pause This is gonna be
harder than I thought,
string. |
| Ohmigosh... pausereactionBoys are just
no good AT ALL when it
comes to romantic stuff!
reactionTee hee!pause But you're still
kinda cute, string! |
| reactionYou gotta watch when you
deploy a killer line like
that.pause One false move, and
it's reactionGAME OVER! |
| fun_08 |
| reactionToday, I'm dreamin' big!
Whooooo!
I won't go home until I tag
a wish to a shooting star,
string! |
| reactionAw! I was totally gonna
wish on a star today!
reactionBut this crummy weather
has so foiled my plans
and stuff, string. |
| fun_06reactionpauseZzzzzzzzpause.pause.pause.fun_06 pressButtonreactionAAAAUUGGH!pause
No! Can't, like, sleep! pauseI just
CAN'T fall asleep!pause
capitalizeLetterstring! |
| reactionWell, there's no point in
sitting around waiting all
night like a weirdo.pause I'm
wasting my time!pausereaction Nuts. |
| Yaaaaawn...pause Whoa, baby!
I am sooooo sleepy this
morning!
I was up all night last night
watching some crazy
shopping channel!
reactionThey had this TOTALLY
yummy-looking imported
fun_0Cfun_04 that
looked all good
and they said if I, like,
ordered two of them
they'd give me a third one
for FREE and stuff
reactionand free is really awesome
because then you don't pay
ANYTHING and I'm sorta
kinda broke right now
reactionand then I was up 'til dawn
trying to decide and I
didn't get the extra and
I'm sleepy!pressButton reactionO cruel world! |
| reactionOK, so, like, last night I
decided to drink nothing
but fun_0Cfun_04 for
the rest of my life.
reactionBut then an hour later, I
decided that was a totally
LAME idea.pause reactionI mean, come
on!
reactionAnyway, so THEN I decided
to eat nothing but
fun_0Cfun_04 for
the rest of my life! reactionYAAAY!
reactionBut that only happened,
like, 10 minutes ago, so I
dunno...pause It may be a bad
idea, string. |
| Oh, turnips! This food thing is
harder than it seems! |
| Hey! They're having a contest
to try and find the next Little
Miss fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04!
reactionOhmigosh, it would be sooo
FUN!pause Come on! You wanna do
it together?
reactionIt's WAY too embarrassing to
do it by myself, string!fun_07
Yeah, sure.
No way! |
| fun_08 |
| YAAAAAY, string!pressButton
OK, so first we have to, like
figure outpause.pause.pause.pausereaction HEY!
YOU can't enter! You're a
BOY! reactionBoys are too stinky
to enter a contest like
this. Everyone knows that.
reactionLook, I'm totally sorry to
crush your dreams or
whatever.pause But just forget I
ever mentioned it. |
| YAY! OK, first we need topause.pause.pause.
reactionHmmmpause.pause.pause. reactionYou know what?
I'm not sure this is such a
good idea, string.
reactionI mean, what if you won
and I LOST? I can get all
irrational about that kind of
stuff.
reactionSorry. I think I'm just gonna
enter all by myself,
string. |
| fun_08 |
| reactionOK! Well, maybe I'll justpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionWait a secpause.pause.pause.pause You're a BOY
and stuff, string!
reactionTee hee! You'd be all
disqualified!pressButton reactionAnyway, sorry.
Just forget about it,
string. |
| Whaaaat?!pressButton reactionActually, that's
probably a good thing.
reactionI mean, what if you won?pressButton
reactionThen you'd be all popular
and forget about little old
me.
reactionSorry, string. I'm
just going to enter by
myself. |
| fun_08 |
| Tee hee! Too funny! Why'd
I even ask, string?!
reactionI'll let you know when they
start letting BOYS into the
contest, string!
TEEE HEE HEE HEE! |
| You know, pausethis never would
have happened if you
weren't such a fierce rival,
string!
reactionDon't go entering the
contest behind my back,
string! |
| Hey, string!pause Listen, I
gotta know.pause reactionDo you ever,
like, pauseget motion sick?fun_07
Never!
Sometimes...
All the time! |
| I KNEW it!pressButton I'm totally the
same way.pause In fact, I'm
usually the one nursing the
weak!fun_08 |
| Yeah, there was this totally
cool boy who came up to
me on the bus the other
day!
reactionI was like, pause"Ohmigosh!
Ohmigosh!"pause Like, pretty
much having a mini
freak-out, right?
reactionBut THEN! Do you know
what he said?!pressButtonreactionpause "colorWould you
happen to have a barf
bag?color"pressButton reactionNO!pause WAY! pauseRight?
reactionOhmigosh, WHAT a loser!pause
That's so totally gross,
string! |
| Yeah, the other day on the
bus, I was sitting next to
these old ladies who were
all talking or whatever.
reactionAnd I was, like, bored and
stuff, so I just sat there
while they were like,pause reaction"Blah
blah blah I'm old blah!"
reactionBut then it got all quiet and
one of them jumped up and
yelled, reaction"colorStop the bus!color"pressButtonreaction pause.pause.pause.pauseI
think she was gonna hurl.
reactionShe looked all pale and
stuff.pause I was SO surprised,
string! |
| Yeah, the other day I got on
the bus, pauseand the driver's
face was, like, GREEN!
reactionI thought he was gonna hurl
for seriously,pause so I said,
reaction"Um, bus-driver guy?pause Are
you, like, OK and stuff?"
reactionAnd then HE was like,
reaction"colorI'm carsick.color"
fun_06pause.pause.pause.pausefun_06reactionYOU'RE A BUS DRIVER!
Like, go get a new job!
reactionI was lucky to even make it
to my stop!pressButton Seriously,
string! |
| fun_08 |
| No way! Really?!
reactionBut boys never show it,
do they?pause You know, you,
like, suck it up and stuff.
reactionNot that there's anything
wrong with getting carsick
and stuff, string! |
| reactionFor seriously?
reactionWell, at least you can let
boys take care of YOU!pause
I never get motion
sicknesspause.pause.pause.pause
When I go on dates at
carnivals and stuff, my
date is always the first one
to go, string! |
| Really?pause No way!pause I never
thought of you as the
pukey type. That's kinda
weird, string.
reactionI don't know what it is, but
I never feel a thing. pauseEVER!
reactionpause.pause.pause.Maybe I'm a medical
freak or something.fun_08 |
| I could, like, chow my way
through a high-seas crab-
boat dessert buffet and
still go back for seconds! |
| I could, like, ride a roller
coaster upside down while
reading a book and still be
totally fine, string! |
| On the bus, pauseI can, like, read
a book, pausetext on my cell
phone, andpause spin in circles
at the same time! |
| fun_08 |
| But you know what DOES
make me hurl?pause New-car
smell.pause reactionI totally chunder
every time, string. |
| They say that people who
get motion sickness have,
like, really sensitive ears.
reactionHmmmpause.pause.pause.pause Maybe my ears
are just numb and stuff,
string. |
| I heard people who get
sick like that also have
trouble driving,
string! |
| Blaaaaahpause.pause.pause.pause I'm, like, so
totally broke.pause I think I went
a little shopping crazy
the other day.fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| reactionSniff, sniffpause.pause.pause.pausepressButton reactioncapitalizeLetterstring!
You totally REEK of cold,
hard Bells!
reactionIt's, like, hypnoticpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionOhmigosh, you must be
TOTALLY RICH!pressButton
reactionHmmmmmmmpause.pause.pause.
reactionHey, have I ever told you
how, like, totally GREAT
you are, string?
|
| There's something about
you, string, that just
makes me all excited!
I think it has something
to do with the fact that
you'repause.pause.pause.reactionFILTHY STINKING
RICH!
reactionHey! I bet just TALKING to
you will send my financial
fortunes skyward,
string! |
| capitalizeLetterstring, you seem like
a pretty savvy shopper.
reactionI'll bet you don't even
TOUCH stuff that's not on
sale!pause Not like mepause.pause.pause.
reactionI'm soooooooo broke!
Whaaaaaaa! |
| What?pressButton Don't pretend to
empathize with me just
'cause you've got a little
pocket change!
I'm not ashamed to be
low on Bells, string! |
| Oh, poor string.pause.pause.pause
Your pockets are almost as
empty as mine, huh?
reactionI've got a nose for these
things...pause I can, like, smell
Bells and stuff.pressButton reactionAnd I don't
smell ANY on you!
Broke citizens, unite!
Unite and string! |
| Wait, string.pause.pause.pause Are you
broke just like I am,
string?
reactionI mean, you know,pause it's just
a gut feelingpause.pause.pause.pause And I can
kinda, like, see it on your
face, string. |
| Yaaaaaay! I feel money
coming my way in the very
near future, string! |
| OK, I swear!pause I'm TOTALLY
gonna save my money from
now on!
reactionSayonara, shopping spree!pause
So long, bargain binges!pause
reactionAnd don't come back,
string! |
| All right! pauseI'm COMMITTED
to a new life of thrifty
shopping and smart saving!
reactionIf you see me about to buy
something,pause just,pause like,pause dive
in front of the register,
string! |
| Oh! capitalizeLetterstring, I wanted
to ask you something.pause
reactionHow often do you, like,
clean your house?fun_07
Never.
Every day! |
| Wow! That's so awesome!pressButton
And I bet if someone
nagged you, you'd do it
even less, huh?
reactionHey! The next time my
mom yells at me for not
cleaning, I'll totally tell
her about YOU!
reaction"But string's room
never gets cleaned, either!pause
It's no faaaaaaair!"
reactionYeah! That's totally the
ticket, string!
Thanks for the idea! |
| reactionFor sure, right?!pressButton reactionI mean,
only when it's necessary?
Like, when friends come
over and stuff, right?
reactionOf course, it's probably
way easier if you just do a
little bit every day.
reactionSiiiigh...pause I wish I could have
a maid and a butler and
a robot that did the dishes,
string. |
| reactionLike mini cleaning spurts?!pressButton
reactionYeah, I pick up stuff a lot,
you know. Gotta keep
things neat!
reactionBut I end up with this, like,pause
constant closet-packing
battle where I just stuff it
tighter and tighterpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionAnd then it all comes
crashing down in one
desperate attempt at
freedom or whatever!
reactionDon't keep saving stuff you
know you should throw
awaypause.pause.pause.pause That way lies
MADNESS! |
| Nooooooo way!pressButton Does your
place get so dirty that you
have to clean every day?!
reactionLike, what kind of weird
stuff are you getting into,
string? |
| fun_08 |
| My problem is prioritizing
my cleaning and laundry.
And I totally HATE doing
laundry!
You gotta wash it,pause then you
gotta dry it, pausethen you gotta
FOLD it!pressButton reactionI'd be naked if it
wasn't gross, string. |
| I always get hung up on
dividing my time between
cleaning and laundrypause.pause.pause.
reactionI have to, like, check in
with my body and make
sure it's up for the job.pause
reactionOr else nothing gets done. |
| But you know when you're
organizing your closet and,
like,pause you get sooooooo
sidetracked?
reactionAll these old memories
come pouring out onto the
floor, and then nothing gets
done, string! |
| capitalizeLetterstring, you're always
so peppy early in the morning!
It's CRAZY!
reactionLike, how much sleep do you
usually get, string?fun_07
Over 24 hours!
10 minutes. |
| Tee hee hee!pause I TOTALLY
do that sometimes!
pauseOhmigosh, like, sometimes
I sleep for two days!
reactionThen you feel all crazy
surprised when you wake
up!
reactionYou're like, pause"Whoa! It's
dark out! I woke up super
early!" Then you realize it's
nightpausereaction on the NEXT DAY!
reactionFreaky, huh, string? |
| Whaaat?!pressButton Every day?!pressButton Like,
how can you sleep that
much?
reactionFolks who party all night
are one thing. But folks
who sleep ALL the time
are just,pause like,pause you know?
reactionYou're gonna get a perma-
case of sleepface if you
keep this up! |
| Wow, pausethat's about the
same as me!
reactionSleep too much?pause Feel
sleepy. pauseDon't sleep
enough?pause Feel sleepy!
reactionI'd say I sleep just enough
to feel fine all day long,
string! Or at least,
that's the goal and stuff. |
| Oh, wow! pauseThat's less than I
thought!
reactionSleeping that little would,
like, cut my dreams in
HALF! |
| What?!pressButton That's ALL?pressButton reactionCome
on! That can't be healthy!
reactionI would be a complete
WRECK if I tried to get
by on that little sleep.pausereaction
Like, for SERIOUSLY!
reactionYou have to stop before
your body goes into total
SLEEPY HIBERNATION,
string! |
| Wait a sec...pressButton reactionWaaaaait a
second...pressButton reactionYou, like,
DON'T SLEEP AT ALL?!
reactionAAAAAAUUUUGHHH!pause Like,
vampire! Vampire! Eeeek!
Run away, string! |
| Well, I guess when you're
sleepy, you're sleepy,
string. |
| I just love sleeping sooooo
muchpause.pause.pause.pause I could never give it
up for a life of all-night
shindigs, string. |
| capitalizeLetterstring has, like, a ton
of different festivals!
reactionYou know, where I'm from, pause
we used to come up with
all kinds of different
reasons for parties.fun_08 |
| Like, around this time of
year, we'd do something to
celebrate the coming of
spring!fun_08 |
| Every time the high
temperature would go up a
degree, pausewe'd throw
a huge party! Yaaaay!
reactionWe all used to gather
around the thermometer
and, like, hope it went up
and stuff. |
| Every time a new flower
would bloom in the garden,pause
we'd throw a huge flower-
viewing extravaganza!
reactionIt didn't matter what kind
of flower.pausereaction This one time we
went all crazy over some
crabgrass. |
| Around this time of year,
we'd make up parties that
helped us cool off.fun_08 |
| reactionLike, uhpause.pause.pause.pause colorreactionA Scary Story
Showdowncolor! You know,
stuff like that!
reactionWe sat in the dark with the
AC off and just SCARED
ourselves totally cold!pause
reactionMwaaaa ha ha! |
| Like, uhpause.pause.pause.pausereactionour fantastic
colorMini Fireworks Fiestacolor! fun_00
pauseAnd stuff.
reactionThe kids got fireworks, pauseand
the grown-ups...pauseum...pauseate
fish. pausereactionAh, good times! |
| Around this time of yearpause.pause.pause.pause
we'd get together and
swap sad tales. reactionLikepause.pause.pause.fun_08 |
| "colorDad's Pocket Moneycolor." |
| "colorMy Daughter's Slacker
Boyfriendcolor." |
| "colorGramma's Day at the
fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04 Finalscolor." |
| "colorThe Teacher's Missing
fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04color." |
| "colorThe Stuffed-Animal
Innardscolor." |
| "colorUseless Inventions of
Yesteryearcolor." |
| "colorPictures of Mom's First
Promcolor." |
| "colorGrampa's Love Letter to
the fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04
Saleswomancolor." |
| reactionAround this time of year,
we'd all get together and
talk about things that are
warm.pressButtonreaction Likepause.pause.pause.fun_08 |
| colorThe Top 10 Things to Do
at the Beachcolor. |
| colorThe Top 10 Things to
Do in the Desertcolor. |
| colorMidsummer Air-Conditioner
Failurescolor. |
| colorThe Hottest Marathon
Evercolor. |
| colorThe Packed Elevator to
Nowherecolor. |
| colorThe Toilet without a Fancolor! |
| colorThe Man Who Lived in a
Bowl of Chowdercolor. |
| colorThe Firefighter Who Lived
in a Big Huge Car with
Windows That Didn't
Work and Stuffcolor. |
| But, I dunno.pause We didn't
really need a theme.pausereaction We
just wanted an excuse to
party, string! |
| fun_08 |
| You should do something
to celebrate spring, too,
string! |
| reactionOr, you know, you could just
jump in the pond and be
totally BORING as you cool
off, string! |
| Fall is definitely a time
for melancholy and stuff,
string. |
| In winter, pauseyou've gotta
pump out the heat from
your heart, string! |
| |
| fun_08 |
| It's finepause.pause.pause.pause I'm used to being
alone anyway, pausestring. |
| Even I want nice dreams
sometimes, string. |
| GE_FreeA_Always_tra_us.gmm |
| fun_08 |
| reactionHmmm... I wonder if there's a
special someone out there for
me, string?
reaction...Right now I kinda doubt it. |
| fun_08 |
| When the sky gets all rainy,
it makes me wanna, like,
cry, too, string.fun_07
That's sad.
Go ahead and cry!
What nonsense! |
| .pause.pause.pauseYEEES!pressButton reactioncolorHeh heh... That
is a totally GREAT line! I
knew boys would fall for it!
color
reactionOK, so this is the part
where I saypause.pause.pause.pause reactionOh no! Where
did I put my notes?
reactionEEEEEK!pause I can't, like,
remember what comes
next, string! |
| ...Fine! I will!pressButton reactionWAAAAAAH,
string! WAAAAAAH! |
| reactionWhu?!pressButton reactionOh, I mean... Um...
Never mind, string!
reactionI shouldn't have said
anything. Just forget we
ever talked and stuff, OK? |
| When the sky gets all rainy,
it makes me wanna, like,
cry, too, string.
reactionTee hee!pause NOT!pressButton reactionBut what do
you think? pauseIsn't that just a
TOTALLY killer line?
reactionHuddled under an umbrella
with the boy of my dreams,
I mumble that line under
my breath, andpause.pause.pause.reactionBAM!
reactionHe'd be all putty in my
hands!pressButton reactionIsn't that, like,
the line to end all lines?fun_07
Yeah, it's great!
I'm gonna steal it!
Meh... |
| I!pause KNOW!pause I spent, like, days
coming up with it.pressButton reactionOh, and
you can totally use it, too!pause
I'm cool like that.
reactionBut now I gotta figure out
how to get a cute boy
huddled under an
umbrellapause.pause.pause.
reactioncapitalizeLetterstring, if you get any
good ideas, be sure to let
me know, string! |
| reactionWHAAAAAAAT?!pressButton Uh...pause I
meanpause.pause.pause.pausereaction OK! But make sure
you, like, tell me how it
goes!
colorreactionIf it works for you, then it'll
DEFINITELY work for me,
string! |
| reactionWhat? You don't like it?pressButton
reactionCOME ON! That line is
totally 100% foolproof!
reactionHmmm...pause This is gonna be
harder than I thought,
string. |
| Ohmigosh... pausereactionBoys are just
no good AT ALL when it
comes to romantic stuff!
reactionTee hee!pause But you're still
kinda cute, string! |
| reactionYou gotta watch when you
deploy a killer line like
that.pause One false move, and
it's reactionGAME OVER! |
| fun_08 |
| reactionToday, I'm dreamin' big!
Whooooo!
I won't go home until I tag
a wish to a shooting star,
string! |
| reactionAw! I was totally gonna
wish on a star today!
reactionBut this crummy weather
has so foiled my plans
and stuff, string. |
| fun_06reactionpauseZzzzzzzzpause.pause.pause.fun_06 pressButtonreactionAAAAUUGGH!pause
No! Can't, like, sleep! pauseI just
CAN'T fall asleep!pause
capitalizeLetterstring! |
| reactionWell, there's no point in
sitting around waiting all
night like a weirdo.pause I'm
wasting my time!pausereaction Nuts. |
| Yaaaaawn...pause Whoa, baby!
I am sooooo sleepy this
morning!
I was up all night last night
watching some crazy
shopping channel!
reactionThey had this TOTALLY
yummy-looking imported
fun_0Cfun_04 that
looked all good
and they said if I, like,
ordered two of them
they'd give me a third one
for FREE and stuff
reactionand free is really awesome
because then you don't pay
ANYTHING and I'm sorta
kinda broke right now
reactionand then I was up 'til dawn
trying to decide and I
didn't get the extra and
I'm sleepy!pressButton reactionO cruel world! |
| reactionOK, so, like, last night I
decided to drink nothing
but fun_0Cfun_04 for
the rest of my life.
reactionBut then an hour later, I
decided that was a totally
LAME idea.pause reactionI mean, come
on!
reactionAnyway, so THEN I decided
to eat nothing but
fun_0Cfun_04 for
the rest of my life! reactionYAAAY!
reactionBut that only happened,
like, 10 minutes ago, so I
dunno...pause It may be a bad
idea, string. |
| Oh, turnips! This food thing is
harder than it seems! |
| Hey! They're having a contest
to try and find the next Little
Miss fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04!
reactionOhmigosh, it would be sooo
FUN!pause Come on! You wanna do
it together?
reactionIt's WAY too embarrassing to
do it by myself, string!fun_07
Yeah, sure.
No way! |
| fun_08 |
| YAAAAAY, string!pressButton
OK, so first we have to, like
figure outpause.pause.pause.pausereaction HEY!
YOU can't enter! You're a
BOY! reactionBoys are too stinky
to enter a contest like
this. Everyone knows that.
reactionLook, I'm totally sorry to
crush your dreams or
whatever.pause But just forget I
ever mentioned it. |
| YAY! OK, first we need topause.pause.pause.
reactionHmmmpause.pause.pause. reactionYou know what?
I'm not sure this is such a
good idea, string.
reactionI mean, what if you won
and I LOST? I can get all
irrational about that kind of
stuff.
reactionSorry. I think I'm just gonna
enter all by myself,
string. |
| fun_08 |
| reactionOK! Well, maybe I'll justpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionWait a secpause.pause.pause.pause You're a BOY
and stuff, string!
reactionTee hee! You'd be all
disqualified!pressButton reactionAnyway, sorry.
Just forget about it,
string. |
| Whaaaat?!pressButton reactionActually, that's
probably a good thing.
reactionI mean, what if you won?pressButton
reactionThen you'd be all popular
and forget about little old
me.
reactionSorry, string. I'm
just going to enter by
myself. |
| fun_08 |
| Tee hee! Too funny! Why'd
I even ask, string?!
reactionI'll let you know when they
start letting BOYS into the
contest, string!
TEEE HEE HEE HEE! |
| You know, pausethis never would
have happened if you
weren't such a fierce rival,
string!
reactionDon't go entering the
contest behind my back,
string! |
| Hey, string!pause Listen, I
gotta know.pause reactionDo you ever,
like, pauseget motion sick?fun_07
Never!
Sometimes...
All the time! |
| I KNEW it!pressButton I'm totally the
same way.pause In fact, I'm
usually the one nursing the
weak!fun_08 |
| Yeah, there was this totally
cool boy who came up to
me on the bus the other
day!
reactionI was like, pause"Ohmigosh!
Ohmigosh!"pause Like, pretty
much having a mini
freak-out, right?
reactionBut THEN! Do you know
what he said?!pressButtonreactionpause "colorWould you
happen to have a barf
bag?color"pressButton reactionNO!pause WAY! pauseRight?
reactionOhmigosh, WHAT a loser!pause
That's so totally gross,
string! |
| Yeah, the other day on the
bus, I was sitting next to
these old ladies who were
all talking or whatever.
reactionAnd I was, like, bored and
stuff, so I just sat there
while they were like,pause reaction"Blah
blah blah I'm old blah!"
reactionBut then it got all quiet and
one of them jumped up and
yelled, reaction"colorStop the bus!color"pressButtonreaction pause.pause.pause.pauseI
think she was gonna hurl.
reactionShe looked all pale and
stuff.pause I was SO surprised,
string! |
| Yeah, the other day I got on
the bus, pauseand the driver's
face was, like, GREEN!
reactionI thought he was gonna hurl
for seriously,pause so I said,
reaction"Um, bus-driver guy?pause Are
you, like, OK and stuff?"
reactionAnd then HE was like,
reaction"colorI'm carsick.color"
fun_06pause.pause.pause.pausefun_06reactionYOU'RE A BUS DRIVER!
Like, go get a new job!
reactionI was lucky to even make it
to my stop!pressButton Seriously,
string! |
| fun_08 |
| No way! Really?!
reactionBut boys never show it,
do they?pause You know, you,
like, suck it up and stuff.
reactionNot that there's anything
wrong with getting carsick
and stuff, string! |
| reactionFor seriously?
reactionWell, at least you can let
boys take care of YOU!pause
I never get motion
sicknesspause.pause.pause.pause
When I go on dates at
carnivals and stuff, my
date is always the first one
to go, string! |
| Really?pause No way!pause I never
thought of you as the
pukey type. That's kinda
weird, string.
reactionI don't know what it is, but
I never feel a thing. pauseEVER!
reactionpause.pause.pause.Maybe I'm a medical
freak or something.fun_08 |
| I could, like, chow my way
through a high-seas crab-
boat dessert buffet and
still go back for seconds! |
| I could, like, ride a roller
coaster upside down while
reading a book and still be
totally fine, string! |
| On the bus, pauseI can, like, read
a book, pausetext on my cell
phone, andpause spin in circles
at the same time! |
| fun_08 |
| But you know what DOES
make me hurl?pause New-car
smell.pause reactionI totally chunder
every time, string. |
| They say that people who
get motion sickness have,
like, really sensitive ears.
reactionHmmmpause.pause.pause.pause Maybe my ears
are just numb and stuff,
string. |
| I heard people who get
sick like that also have
trouble driving,
string! |
| Blaaaaahpause.pause.pause.pause I'm, like, so
totally broke.pause I think I went
a little shopping crazy
the other day.fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| reactionSniff, sniffpause.pause.pause.pausepressButton reactioncapitalizeLetterstring!
You totally REEK of cold,
hard Bells!
reactionIt's, like, hypnoticpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionOhmigosh, you must be
TOTALLY RICH!pressButton
reactionHmmmmmmmpause.pause.pause.
reactionHey, have I ever told you
how, like, totally GREAT
you are, string?
|
| There's something about
you, string, that just
makes me all excited!
I think it has something
to do with the fact that
you'repause.pause.pause.reactionFILTHY STINKING
RICH!
reactionHey! I bet just TALKING to
you will send my financial
fortunes skyward,
string! |
| capitalizeLetterstring, you seem like
a pretty savvy shopper.
reactionI'll bet you don't even
TOUCH stuff that's not on
sale!pause Not like mepause.pause.pause.
reactionI'm soooooooo broke!
Whaaaaaaa! |
| What?pressButton Don't pretend to
empathize with me just
'cause you've got a little
pocket change!
I'm not ashamed to be
low on Bells, string! |
| Oh, poor string.pause.pause.pause
Your pockets are almost as
empty as mine, huh?
reactionI've got a nose for these
things...pause I can, like, smell
Bells and stuff.pressButton reactionAnd I don't
smell ANY on you!
Broke citizens, unite!
Unite and string! |
| Wait, string.pause.pause.pause Are you
broke just like I am,
string?
reactionI mean, you know,pause it's just
a gut feelingpause.pause.pause.pause And I can
kinda, like, see it on your
face, string. |
| Yaaaaaay! I feel money
coming my way in the very
near future, string! |
| OK, I swear!pause I'm TOTALLY
gonna save my money from
now on!
reactionSayonara, shopping spree!pause
So long, bargain binges!pause
reactionAnd don't come back,
string! |
| All right! pauseI'm COMMITTED
to a new life of thrifty
shopping and smart saving!
reactionIf you see me about to buy
something,pause just,pause like,pause dive
in front of the register,
string! |
| Oh! capitalizeLetterstring, I wanted
to ask you something.pause
reactionHow often do you, like,
clean your house?fun_07
Never.
Every day! |
| Wow! That's so awesome!pressButton
And I bet if someone
nagged you, you'd do it
even less, huh?
reactionHey! The next time my
mom yells at me for not
cleaning, I'll totally tell
her about YOU!
reaction"But string's room
never gets cleaned, either!pause
It's no faaaaaaair!"
reactionYeah! That's totally the
ticket, string!
Thanks for the idea! |
| reactionFor sure, right?!pressButton reactionI mean,
only when it's necessary?
Like, when friends come
over and stuff, right?
reactionOf course, it's probably
way easier if you just do a
little bit every day.
reactionSiiiigh...pause I wish I could have
a maid and a butler and
a robot that did the dishes,
string. |
| reactionLike mini cleaning spurts?!pressButton
reactionYeah, I pick up stuff a lot,
you know. Gotta keep
things neat!
reactionBut I end up with this, like,pause
constant closet-packing
battle where I just stuff it
tighter and tighterpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionAnd then it all comes
crashing down in one
desperate attempt at
freedom or whatever!
reactionDon't keep saving stuff you
know you should throw
awaypause.pause.pause.pause That way lies
MADNESS! |
| Nooooooo way!pressButton Does your
place get so dirty that you
have to clean every day?!
reactionLike, what kind of weird
stuff are you getting into,
string? |
| fun_08 |
| My problem is prioritizing
my cleaning and laundry.
And I totally HATE doing
laundry!
You gotta wash it,pause then you
gotta dry it, pausethen you gotta
FOLD it!pressButton reactionI'd be naked if it
wasn't gross, string. |
| I always get hung up on
dividing my time between
cleaning and laundrypause.pause.pause.
reactionI have to, like, check in
with my body and make
sure it's up for the job.pause
reactionOr else nothing gets done. |
| But you know when you're
organizing your closet and,
like,pause you get sooooooo
sidetracked?
reactionAll these old memories
come pouring out onto the
floor, and then nothing gets
done, string! |
| capitalizeLetterstring, you're always
so peppy early in the morning!
It's CRAZY!
reactionLike, how much sleep do you
usually get, string?fun_07
Over 24 hours!
10 minutes. |
| Tee hee hee!pause I TOTALLY
do that sometimes!
pauseOhmigosh, like, sometimes
I sleep for two days!
reactionThen you feel all crazy
surprised when you wake
up!
reactionYou're like, pause"Whoa! It's
dark out! I woke up super
early!" Then you realize it's
nightpausereaction on the NEXT DAY!
reactionFreaky, huh, string? |
| Whaaat?!pressButton Every day?!pressButton Like,
how can you sleep that
much?
reactionFolks who party all night
are one thing. But folks
who sleep ALL the time
are just,pause like,pause you know?
reactionYou're gonna get a perma-
case of sleepface if you
keep this up! |
| Wow, pausethat's about the
same as me!
reactionSleep too much?pause Feel
sleepy. pauseDon't sleep
enough?pause Feel sleepy!
reactionI'd say I sleep just enough
to feel fine all day long,
string! Or at least,
that's the goal and stuff. |
| Oh, wow! pauseThat's less than I
thought!
reactionSleeping that little would,
like, cut my dreams in
HALF! |
| What?!pressButton That's ALL?pressButton reactionCome
on! That can't be healthy!
reactionI would be a complete
WRECK if I tried to get
by on that little sleep.pausereaction
Like, for SERIOUSLY!
reactionYou have to stop before
your body goes into total
SLEEPY HIBERNATION,
string! |
| Wait a sec...pressButton reactionWaaaaait a
second...pressButton reactionYou, like,
DON'T SLEEP AT ALL?!
reactionAAAAAAUUUUGHHH!pause Like,
vampire! Vampire! Eeeek!
Run away, string! |
| Well, I guess when you're
sleepy, you're sleepy,
string. |
| I just love sleeping sooooo
muchpause.pause.pause.pause I could never give it
up for a life of all-night
shindigs, string. |
| capitalizeLetterstring has, like, a ton
of different festivals!
reactionYou know, where I'm from, pause
we used to come up with
all kinds of different
reasons for parties.fun_08 |
| Like, around this time of
year, we'd do something to
celebrate the coming of
spring!fun_08 |
| Every time the high
temperature would go up a
degree, pausewe'd throw
a huge party! Yaaaay!
reactionWe all used to gather
around the thermometer
and, like, hope it went up
and stuff. |
| Every time a new flower
would bloom in the garden,pause
we'd throw a huge flower-
viewing extravaganza!
reactionIt didn't matter what kind
of flower.pausereaction This one time we
went all crazy over some
crabgrass. |
| Around this time of year,
we'd make up parties that
helped us cool off.fun_08 |
| reactionLike, uhpause.pause.pause.pause colorreactionA Scary Story
Showdowncolor! You know,
stuff like that!
reactionWe sat in the dark with the
AC off and just SCARED
ourselves totally cold!pause
reactionMwaaaa ha ha! |
| Like, uhpause.pause.pause.pausereactionour fantastic
colorMini Fireworks Fiestacolor! fun_00
pauseAnd stuff.
reactionThe kids got fireworks, pauseand
the grown-ups...pauseum...pauseate
fish. pausereactionAh, good times! |
| Around this time of yearpause.pause.pause.pause
we'd get together and
swap sad tales. reactionLikepause.pause.pause.fun_08 |
| "colorDad's Pocket Moneycolor." |
| "colorMy Daughter's Slacker
Boyfriendcolor." |
| "colorGramma's Day at the
fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04 Finalscolor." |
| "colorThe Teacher's Missing
fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04color." |
| "colorThe Stuffed-Animal
Innardscolor." |
| "colorUseless Inventions of
Yesteryearcolor." |
| "colorPictures of Mom's First
Promcolor." |
| "colorGrampa's Love Letter to
the fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04
Saleswomancolor." |
| reactionAround this time of year,
we'd all get together and
talk about things that are
warm.pressButtonreaction Likepause.pause.pause.fun_08 |
| colorThe Top 10 Things to Do
at the Beachcolor. |
| colorThe Top 10 Things to
Do in the Desertcolor. |
| colorMidsummer Air-Conditioner
Failurescolor. |
| colorThe Hottest Marathon
Evercolor. |
| colorThe Packed Elevator to
Nowherecolor. |
| colorThe Toilet without a Fancolor! |
| colorThe Man Who Lived in a
Bowl of Chowdercolor. |
| colorThe Firefighter Who Lived
in a Big Huge Car with
Windows That Didn't
Work and Stuffcolor. |
| But, I dunno.pause We didn't
really need a theme.pausereaction We
just wanted an excuse to
party, string! |
| fun_08 |
| You should do something
to celebrate spring, too,
string! |
| reactionOr, you know, you could just
jump in the pond and be
totally BORING as you cool
off, string! |
| Fall is definitely a time
for melancholy and stuff,
string. |
| In winter, pauseyou've gotta
pump out the heat from
your heart, string! |
| |
| fun_08 |
| It's finepause.pause.pause.pause I'm used to being
alone anyway, pausestring. |
| Even I want nice dreams
sometimes, string. |
| GE_FreeA_Always_tra_us.gmm |
| fun_08 |
| reactionHmmm... I wonder if there's a
special someone out there for
me, string?
reaction...Right now I kinda doubt it. |
| fun_08 |
| When the sky gets all rainy,
it makes me wanna, like,
cry, too, string.fun_07
That's sad.
Go ahead and cry!
What nonsense! |
| .pause.pause.pauseYEEES!pressButton reactioncolorHeh heh... That
is a totally GREAT line! I
knew boys would fall for it!
color
reactionOK, so this is the part
where I saypause.pause.pause.pause reactionOh no! Where
did I put my notes?
reactionEEEEEK!pause I can't, like,
remember what comes
next, string! |
| ...Fine! I will!pressButton reactionWAAAAAAH,
string! WAAAAAAH! |
| reactionWhu?!pressButton reactionOh, I mean... Um...
Never mind, string!
reactionI shouldn't have said
anything. Just forget we
ever talked and stuff, OK? |
| When the sky gets all rainy,
it makes me wanna, like,
cry, too, string.
reactionTee hee!pause NOT!pressButton reactionBut what do
you think? pauseIsn't that just a
TOTALLY killer line?
reactionHuddled under an umbrella
with the boy of my dreams,
I mumble that line under
my breath, andpause.pause.pause.reactionBAM!
reactionHe'd be all putty in my
hands!pressButton reactionIsn't that, like,
the line to end all lines?fun_07
Yeah, it's great!
I'm gonna steal it!
Meh... |
| I!pause KNOW!pause I spent, like, days
coming up with it.pressButton reactionOh, and
you can totally use it, too!pause
I'm cool like that.
reactionBut now I gotta figure out
how to get a cute boy
huddled under an
umbrellapause.pause.pause.
reactioncapitalizeLetterstring, if you get any
good ideas, be sure to let
me know, string! |
| reactionWHAAAAAAAT?!pressButton Uh...pause I
meanpause.pause.pause.pausereaction OK! But make sure
you, like, tell me how it
goes!
colorreactionIf it works for you, then it'll
DEFINITELY work for me,
string! |
| reactionWhat? You don't like it?pressButton
reactionCOME ON! That line is
totally 100% foolproof!
reactionHmmm...pause This is gonna be
harder than I thought,
string. |
| Ohmigosh... pausereactionBoys are just
no good AT ALL when it
comes to romantic stuff!
reactionTee hee!pause But you're still
kinda cute, string! |
| reactionYou gotta watch when you
deploy a killer line like
that.pause One false move, and
it's reactionGAME OVER! |
| fun_08 |
| reactionToday, I'm dreamin' big!
Whooooo!
I won't go home until I tag
a wish to a shooting star,
string! |
| reactionAw! I was totally gonna
wish on a star today!
reactionBut this crummy weather
has so foiled my plans
and stuff, string. |
| fun_06reactionpauseZzzzzzzzpause.pause.pause.fun_06 pressButtonreactionAAAAUUGGH!pause
No! Can't, like, sleep! pauseI just
CAN'T fall asleep!pause
capitalizeLetterstring! |
| reactionWell, there's no point in
sitting around waiting all
night like a weirdo.pause I'm
wasting my time!pausereaction Nuts. |
| Yaaaaawn...pause Whoa, baby!
I am sooooo sleepy this
morning!
I was up all night last night
watching some crazy
shopping channel!
reactionThey had this TOTALLY
yummy-looking imported
fun_0Cfun_04 that
looked all good
and they said if I, like,
ordered two of them
they'd give me a third one
for FREE and stuff
reactionand free is really awesome
because then you don't pay
ANYTHING and I'm sorta
kinda broke right now
reactionand then I was up 'til dawn
trying to decide and I
didn't get the extra and
I'm sleepy!pressButton reactionO cruel world! |
| reactionOK, so, like, last night I
decided to drink nothing
but fun_0Cfun_04 for
the rest of my life.
reactionBut then an hour later, I
decided that was a totally
LAME idea.pause reactionI mean, come
on!
reactionAnyway, so THEN I decided
to eat nothing but
fun_0Cfun_04 for
the rest of my life! reactionYAAAY!
reactionBut that only happened,
like, 10 minutes ago, so I
dunno...pause It may be a bad
idea, string. |
| Oh, turnips! This food thing is
harder than it seems! |
| Hey! They're having a contest
to try and find the next Little
Miss fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04!
reactionOhmigosh, it would be sooo
FUN!pause Come on! You wanna do
it together?
reactionIt's WAY too embarrassing to
do it by myself, string!fun_07
Yeah, sure.
No way! |
| fun_08 |
| YAAAAAY, string!pressButton
OK, so first we have to, like
figure outpause.pause.pause.pausereaction HEY!
YOU can't enter! You're a
BOY! reactionBoys are too stinky
to enter a contest like
this. Everyone knows that.
reactionLook, I'm totally sorry to
crush your dreams or
whatever.pause But just forget I
ever mentioned it. |
| YAY! OK, first we need topause.pause.pause.
reactionHmmmpause.pause.pause. reactionYou know what?
I'm not sure this is such a
good idea, string.
reactionI mean, what if you won
and I LOST? I can get all
irrational about that kind of
stuff.
reactionSorry. I think I'm just gonna
enter all by myself,
string. |
| fun_08 |
| reactionOK! Well, maybe I'll justpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionWait a secpause.pause.pause.pause You're a BOY
and stuff, string!
reactionTee hee! You'd be all
disqualified!pressButton reactionAnyway, sorry.
Just forget about it,
string. |
| Whaaaat?!pressButton reactionActually, that's
probably a good thing.
reactionI mean, what if you won?pressButton
reactionThen you'd be all popular
and forget about little old
me.
reactionSorry, string. I'm
just going to enter by
myself. |
| fun_08 |
| Tee hee! Too funny! Why'd
I even ask, string?!
reactionI'll let you know when they
start letting BOYS into the
contest, string!
TEEE HEE HEE HEE! |
| You know, pausethis never would
have happened if you
weren't such a fierce rival,
string!
reactionDon't go entering the
contest behind my back,
string! |
| Hey, string!pause Listen, I
gotta know.pause reactionDo you ever,
like, pauseget motion sick?fun_07
Never!
Sometimes...
All the time! |
| I KNEW it!pressButton I'm totally the
same way.pause In fact, I'm
usually the one nursing the
weak!fun_08 |
| Yeah, there was this totally
cool boy who came up to
me on the bus the other
day!
reactionI was like, pause"Ohmigosh!
Ohmigosh!"pause Like, pretty
much having a mini
freak-out, right?
reactionBut THEN! Do you know
what he said?!pressButtonreactionpause "colorWould you
happen to have a barf
bag?color"pressButton reactionNO!pause WAY! pauseRight?
reactionOhmigosh, WHAT a loser!pause
That's so totally gross,
string! |
| Yeah, the other day on the
bus, I was sitting next to
these old ladies who were
all talking or whatever.
reactionAnd I was, like, bored and
stuff, so I just sat there
while they were like,pause reaction"Blah
blah blah I'm old blah!"
reactionBut then it got all quiet and
one of them jumped up and
yelled, reaction"colorStop the bus!color"pressButtonreaction pause.pause.pause.pauseI
think she was gonna hurl.
reactionShe looked all pale and
stuff.pause I was SO surprised,
string! |
| Yeah, the other day I got on
the bus, pauseand the driver's
face was, like, GREEN!
reactionI thought he was gonna hurl
for seriously,pause so I said,
reaction"Um, bus-driver guy?pause Are
you, like, OK and stuff?"
reactionAnd then HE was like,
reaction"colorI'm carsick.color"
fun_06pause.pause.pause.pausefun_06reactionYOU'RE A BUS DRIVER!
Like, go get a new job!
reactionI was lucky to even make it
to my stop!pressButton Seriously,
string! |
| fun_08 |
| No way! Really?!
reactionBut boys never show it,
do they?pause You know, you,
like, suck it up and stuff.
reactionNot that there's anything
wrong with getting carsick
and stuff, string! |
| reactionFor seriously?
reactionWell, at least you can let
boys take care of YOU!pause
I never get motion
sicknesspause.pause.pause.pause
When I go on dates at
carnivals and stuff, my
date is always the first one
to go, string! |
| Really?pause No way!pause I never
thought of you as the
pukey type. That's kinda
weird, string.
reactionI don't know what it is, but
I never feel a thing. pauseEVER!
reactionpause.pause.pause.Maybe I'm a medical
freak or something.fun_08 |
| I could, like, chow my way
through a high-seas crab-
boat dessert buffet and
still go back for seconds! |
| I could, like, ride a roller
coaster upside down while
reading a book and still be
totally fine, string! |
| On the bus, pauseI can, like, read
a book, pausetext on my cell
phone, andpause spin in circles
at the same time! |
| fun_08 |
| But you know what DOES
make me hurl?pause New-car
smell.pause reactionI totally chunder
every time, string. |
| They say that people who
get motion sickness have,
like, really sensitive ears.
reactionHmmmpause.pause.pause.pause Maybe my ears
are just numb and stuff,
string. |
| I heard people who get
sick like that also have
trouble driving,
string! |
| Blaaaaahpause.pause.pause.pause I'm, like, so
totally broke.pause I think I went
a little shopping crazy
the other day.fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| reactionSniff, sniffpause.pause.pause.pausepressButton reactioncapitalizeLetterstring!
You totally REEK of cold,
hard Bells!
reactionIt's, like, hypnoticpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionOhmigosh, you must be
TOTALLY RICH!pressButton
reactionHmmmmmmmpause.pause.pause.
reactionHey, have I ever told you
how, like, totally GREAT
you are, string?
|
| There's something about
you, string, that just
makes me all excited!
I think it has something
to do with the fact that
you'repause.pause.pause.reactionFILTHY STINKING
RICH!
reactionHey! I bet just TALKING to
you will send my financial
fortunes skyward,
string! |
| capitalizeLetterstring, you seem like
a pretty savvy shopper.
reactionI'll bet you don't even
TOUCH stuff that's not on
sale!pause Not like mepause.pause.pause.
reactionI'm soooooooo broke!
Whaaaaaaa! |
| What?pressButton Don't pretend to
empathize with me just
'cause you've got a little
pocket change!
I'm not ashamed to be
low on Bells, string! |
| Oh, poor string.pause.pause.pause
Your pockets are almost as
empty as mine, huh?
reactionI've got a nose for these
things...pause I can, like, smell
Bells and stuff.pressButton reactionAnd I don't
smell ANY on you!
Broke citizens, unite!
Unite and string! |
| Wait, string.pause.pause.pause Are you
broke just like I am,
string?
reactionI mean, you know,pause it's just
a gut feelingpause.pause.pause.pause And I can
kinda, like, see it on your
face, string. |
| Yaaaaaay! I feel money
coming my way in the very
near future, string! |
| OK, I swear!pause I'm TOTALLY
gonna save my money from
now on!
reactionSayonara, shopping spree!pause
So long, bargain binges!pause
reactionAnd don't come back,
string! |
| All right! pauseI'm COMMITTED
to a new life of thrifty
shopping and smart saving!
reactionIf you see me about to buy
something,pause just,pause like,pause dive
in front of the register,
string! |
| Oh! capitalizeLetterstring, I wanted
to ask you something.pause
reactionHow often do you, like,
clean your house?fun_07
Never.
Every day! |
| Wow! That's so awesome!pressButton
And I bet if someone
nagged you, you'd do it
even less, huh?
reactionHey! The next time my
mom yells at me for not
cleaning, I'll totally tell
her about YOU!
reaction"But string's room
never gets cleaned, either!pause
It's no faaaaaaair!"
reactionYeah! That's totally the
ticket, string!
Thanks for the idea! |
| reactionFor sure, right?!pressButton reactionI mean,
only when it's necessary?
Like, when friends come
over and stuff, right?
reactionOf course, it's probably
way easier if you just do a
little bit every day.
reactionSiiiigh...pause I wish I could have
a maid and a butler and
a robot that did the dishes,
string. |
| reactionLike mini cleaning spurts?!pressButton
reactionYeah, I pick up stuff a lot,
you know. Gotta keep
things neat!
reactionBut I end up with this, like,pause
constant closet-packing
battle where I just stuff it
tighter and tighterpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionAnd then it all comes
crashing down in one
desperate attempt at
freedom or whatever!
reactionDon't keep saving stuff you
know you should throw
awaypause.pause.pause.pause That way lies
MADNESS! |
| Nooooooo way!pressButton Does your
place get so dirty that you
have to clean every day?!
reactionLike, what kind of weird
stuff are you getting into,
string? |
| fun_08 |
| My problem is prioritizing
my cleaning and laundry.
And I totally HATE doing
laundry!
You gotta wash it,pause then you
gotta dry it, pausethen you gotta
FOLD it!pressButton reactionI'd be naked if it
wasn't gross, string. |
| I always get hung up on
dividing my time between
cleaning and laundrypause.pause.pause.
reactionI have to, like, check in
with my body and make
sure it's up for the job.pause
reactionOr else nothing gets done. |
| But you know when you're
organizing your closet and,
like,pause you get sooooooo
sidetracked?
reactionAll these old memories
come pouring out onto the
floor, and then nothing gets
done, string! |
| capitalizeLetterstring, you're always
so peppy early in the morning!
It's CRAZY!
reactionLike, how much sleep do you
usually get, string?fun_07
Over 24 hours!
10 minutes. |
| Tee hee hee!pause I TOTALLY
do that sometimes!
pauseOhmigosh, like, sometimes
I sleep for two days!
reactionThen you feel all crazy
surprised when you wake
up!
reactionYou're like, pause"Whoa! It's
dark out! I woke up super
early!" Then you realize it's
nightpausereaction on the NEXT DAY!
reactionFreaky, huh, string? |
| Whaaat?!pressButton Every day?!pressButton Like,
how can you sleep that
much?
reactionFolks who party all night
are one thing. But folks
who sleep ALL the time
are just,pause like,pause you know?
reactionYou're gonna get a perma-
case of sleepface if you
keep this up! |
| Wow, pausethat's about the
same as me!
reactionSleep too much?pause Feel
sleepy. pauseDon't sleep
enough?pause Feel sleepy!
reactionI'd say I sleep just enough
to feel fine all day long,
string! Or at least,
that's the goal and stuff. |
| Oh, wow! pauseThat's less than I
thought!
reactionSleeping that little would,
like, cut my dreams in
HALF! |
| What?!pressButton That's ALL?pressButton reactionCome
on! That can't be healthy!
reactionI would be a complete
WRECK if I tried to get
by on that little sleep.pausereaction
Like, for SERIOUSLY!
reactionYou have to stop before
your body goes into total
SLEEPY HIBERNATION,
string! |
| Wait a sec...pressButton reactionWaaaaait a
second...pressButton reactionYou, like,
DON'T SLEEP AT ALL?!
reactionAAAAAAUUUUGHHH!pause Like,
vampire! Vampire! Eeeek!
Run away, string! |
| Well, I guess when you're
sleepy, you're sleepy,
string. |
| I just love sleeping sooooo
muchpause.pause.pause.pause I could never give it
up for a life of all-night
shindigs, string. |
| capitalizeLetterstring has, like, a ton
of different festivals!
reactionYou know, where I'm from, pause
we used to come up with
all kinds of different
reasons for parties.fun_08 |
| Like, around this time of
year, we'd do something to
celebrate the coming of
spring!fun_08 |
| Every time the high
temperature would go up a
degree, pausewe'd throw
a huge party! Yaaaay!
reactionWe all used to gather
around the thermometer
and, like, hope it went up
and stuff. |
| Every time a new flower
would bloom in the garden,pause
we'd throw a huge flower-
viewing extravaganza!
reactionIt didn't matter what kind
of flower.pausereaction This one time we
went all crazy over some
crabgrass. |
| Around this time of year,
we'd make up parties that
helped us cool off.fun_08 |
| reactionLike, uhpause.pause.pause.pause colorreactionA Scary Story
Showdowncolor! You know,
stuff like that!
reactionWe sat in the dark with the
AC off and just SCARED
ourselves totally cold!pause
reactionMwaaaa ha ha! |
| Like, uhpause.pause.pause.pausereactionour fantastic
colorMini Fireworks Fiestacolor! fun_00
pauseAnd stuff.
reactionThe kids got fireworks, pauseand
the grown-ups...pauseum...pauseate
fish. pausereactionAh, good times! |
| Around this time of yearpause.pause.pause.pause
we'd get together and
swap sad tales. reactionLikepause.pause.pause.fun_08 |
| "colorDad's Pocket Moneycolor." |
| "colorMy Daughter's Slacker
Boyfriendcolor." |
| "colorGramma's Day at the
fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04 Finalscolor." |
| "colorThe Teacher's Missing
fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04color." |
| "colorThe Stuffed-Animal
Innardscolor." |
| "colorUseless Inventions of
Yesteryearcolor." |
| "colorPictures of Mom's First
Promcolor." |
| "colorGrampa's Love Letter to
the fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04
Saleswomancolor." |
| reactionAround this time of year,
we'd all get together and
talk about things that are
warm.pressButtonreaction Likepause.pause.pause.fun_08 |
| colorThe Top 10 Things to Do
at the Beachcolor. |
| colorThe Top 10 Things to
Do in the Desertcolor. |
| colorMidsummer Air-Conditioner
Failurescolor. |
| colorThe Hottest Marathon
Evercolor. |
| colorThe Packed Elevator to
Nowherecolor. |
| colorThe Toilet without a Fancolor! |
| colorThe Man Who Lived in a
Bowl of Chowdercolor. |
| colorThe Firefighter Who Lived
in a Big Huge Car with
Windows That Didn't
Work and Stuffcolor. |
| But, I dunno.pause We didn't
really need a theme.pausereaction We
just wanted an excuse to
party, string! |
| fun_08 |
| You should do something
to celebrate spring, too,
string! |
| reactionOr, you know, you could just
jump in the pond and be
totally BORING as you cool
off, string! |
| Fall is definitely a time
for melancholy and stuff,
string. |
| In winter, pauseyou've gotta
pump out the heat from
your heart, string! |
| |
| fun_08 |
| It's finepause.pause.pause.pause I'm used to being
alone anyway, pausestring. |
| Even I want nice dreams
sometimes, string. |
| GE_FreeA_Always_tra_us.gmm |
| fun_08 |
| reactionHmmm... I wonder if there's a
special someone out there for
me, string?
reaction...Right now I kinda doubt it. |
| fun_08 |
| When the sky gets all rainy,
it makes me wanna, like,
cry, too, string.fun_07
That's sad.
Go ahead and cry!
What nonsense! |
| .pause.pause.pauseYEEES!pressButton reactioncolorHeh heh... That
is a totally GREAT line! I
knew boys would fall for it!
color
reactionOK, so this is the part
where I saypause.pause.pause.pause reactionOh no! Where
did I put my notes?
reactionEEEEEK!pause I can't, like,
remember what comes
next, string! |
| ...Fine! I will!pressButton reactionWAAAAAAH,
string! WAAAAAAH! |
| reactionWhu?!pressButton reactionOh, I mean... Um...
Never mind, string!
reactionI shouldn't have said
anything. Just forget we
ever talked and stuff, OK? |
| When the sky gets all rainy,
it makes me wanna, like,
cry, too, string.
reactionTee hee!pause NOT!pressButton reactionBut what do
you think? pauseIsn't that just a
TOTALLY killer line?
reactionHuddled under an umbrella
with the boy of my dreams,
I mumble that line under
my breath, andpause.pause.pause.reactionBAM!
reactionHe'd be all putty in my
hands!pressButton reactionIsn't that, like,
the line to end all lines?fun_07
Yeah, it's great!
I'm gonna steal it!
Meh... |
| I!pause KNOW!pause I spent, like, days
coming up with it.pressButton reactionOh, and
you can totally use it, too!pause
I'm cool like that.
reactionBut now I gotta figure out
how to get a cute boy
huddled under an
umbrellapause.pause.pause.
reactioncapitalizeLetterstring, if you get any
good ideas, be sure to let
me know, string! |
| reactionWHAAAAAAAT?!pressButton Uh...pause I
meanpause.pause.pause.pausereaction OK! But make sure
you, like, tell me how it
goes!
colorreactionIf it works for you, then it'll
DEFINITELY work for me,
string! |
| reactionWhat? You don't like it?pressButton
reactionCOME ON! That line is
totally 100% foolproof!
reactionHmmm...pause This is gonna be
harder than I thought,
string. |
| Ohmigosh... pausereactionBoys are just
no good AT ALL when it
comes to romantic stuff!
reactionTee hee!pause But you're still
kinda cute, string! |
| reactionYou gotta watch when you
deploy a killer line like
that.pause One false move, and
it's reactionGAME OVER! |
| fun_08 |
| reactionToday, I'm dreamin' big!
Whooooo!
I won't go home until I tag
a wish to a shooting star,
string! |
| reactionAw! I was totally gonna
wish on a star today!
reactionBut this crummy weather
has so foiled my plans
and stuff, string. |
| fun_06reactionpauseZzzzzzzzpause.pause.pause.fun_06 pressButtonreactionAAAAUUGGH!pause
No! Can't, like, sleep! pauseI just
CAN'T fall asleep!pause
capitalizeLetterstring! |
| reactionWell, there's no point in
sitting around waiting all
night like a weirdo.pause I'm
wasting my time!pausereaction Nuts. |
| Yaaaaawn...pause Whoa, baby!
I am sooooo sleepy this
morning!
I was up all night last night
watching some crazy
shopping channel!
reactionThey had this TOTALLY
yummy-looking imported
fun_0Cfun_04 that
looked all good
and they said if I, like,
ordered two of them
they'd give me a third one
for FREE and stuff
reactionand free is really awesome
because then you don't pay
ANYTHING and I'm sorta
kinda broke right now
reactionand then I was up 'til dawn
trying to decide and I
didn't get the extra and
I'm sleepy!pressButton reactionO cruel world! |
| reactionOK, so, like, last night I
decided to drink nothing
but fun_0Cfun_04 for
the rest of my life.
reactionBut then an hour later, I
decided that was a totally
LAME idea.pause reactionI mean, come
on!
reactionAnyway, so THEN I decided
to eat nothing but
fun_0Cfun_04 for
the rest of my life! reactionYAAAY!
reactionBut that only happened,
like, 10 minutes ago, so I
dunno...pause It may be a bad
idea, string. |
| Oh, turnips! This food thing is
harder than it seems! |
| Hey! They're having a contest
to try and find the next Little
Miss fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04!
reactionOhmigosh, it would be sooo
FUN!pause Come on! You wanna do
it together?
reactionIt's WAY too embarrassing to
do it by myself, string!fun_07
Yeah, sure.
No way! |
| fun_08 |
| YAAAAAY, string!pressButton
OK, so first we have to, like
figure outpause.pause.pause.pausereaction HEY!
YOU can't enter! You're a
BOY! reactionBoys are too stinky
to enter a contest like
this. Everyone knows that.
reactionLook, I'm totally sorry to
crush your dreams or
whatever.pause But just forget I
ever mentioned it. |
| YAY! OK, first we need topause.pause.pause.
reactionHmmmpause.pause.pause. reactionYou know what?
I'm not sure this is such a
good idea, string.
reactionI mean, what if you won
and I LOST? I can get all
irrational about that kind of
stuff.
reactionSorry. I think I'm just gonna
enter all by myself,
string. |
| fun_08 |
| reactionOK! Well, maybe I'll justpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionWait a secpause.pause.pause.pause You're a BOY
and stuff, string!
reactionTee hee! You'd be all
disqualified!pressButton reactionAnyway, sorry.
Just forget about it,
string. |
| Whaaaat?!pressButton reactionActually, that's
probably a good thing.
reactionI mean, what if you won?pressButton
reactionThen you'd be all popular
and forget about little old
me.
reactionSorry, string. I'm
just going to enter by
myself. |
| fun_08 |
| Tee hee! Too funny! Why'd
I even ask, string?!
reactionI'll let you know when they
start letting BOYS into the
contest, string!
TEEE HEE HEE HEE! |
| You know, pausethis never would
have happened if you
weren't such a fierce rival,
string!
reactionDon't go entering the
contest behind my back,
string! |
| Hey, string!pause Listen, I
gotta know.pause reactionDo you ever,
like, pauseget motion sick?fun_07
Never!
Sometimes...
All the time! |
| I KNEW it!pressButton I'm totally the
same way.pause In fact, I'm
usually the one nursing the
weak!fun_08 |
| Yeah, there was this totally
cool boy who came up to
me on the bus the other
day!
reactionI was like, pause"Ohmigosh!
Ohmigosh!"pause Like, pretty
much having a mini
freak-out, right?
reactionBut THEN! Do you know
what he said?!pressButtonreactionpause "colorWould you
happen to have a barf
bag?color"pressButton reactionNO!pause WAY! pauseRight?
reactionOhmigosh, WHAT a loser!pause
That's so totally gross,
string! |
| Yeah, the other day on the
bus, I was sitting next to
these old ladies who were
all talking or whatever.
reactionAnd I was, like, bored and
stuff, so I just sat there
while they were like,pause reaction"Blah
blah blah I'm old blah!"
reactionBut then it got all quiet and
one of them jumped up and
yelled, reaction"colorStop the bus!color"pressButtonreaction pause.pause.pause.pauseI
think she was gonna hurl.
reactionShe looked all pale and
stuff.pause I was SO surprised,
string! |
| Yeah, the other day I got on
the bus, pauseand the driver's
face was, like, GREEN!
reactionI thought he was gonna hurl
for seriously,pause so I said,
reaction"Um, bus-driver guy?pause Are
you, like, OK and stuff?"
reactionAnd then HE was like,
reaction"colorI'm carsick.color"
fun_06pause.pause.pause.pausefun_06reactionYOU'RE A BUS DRIVER!
Like, go get a new job!
reactionI was lucky to even make it
to my stop!pressButton Seriously,
string! |
| fun_08 |
| No way! Really?!
reactionBut boys never show it,
do they?pause You know, you,
like, suck it up and stuff.
reactionNot that there's anything
wrong with getting carsick
and stuff, string! |
| reactionFor seriously?
reactionWell, at least you can let
boys take care of YOU!pause
I never get motion
sicknesspause.pause.pause.pause
When I go on dates at
carnivals and stuff, my
date is always the first one
to go, string! |
| Really?pause No way!pause I never
thought of you as the
pukey type. That's kinda
weird, string.
reactionI don't know what it is, but
I never feel a thing. pauseEVER!
reactionpause.pause.pause.Maybe I'm a medical
freak or something.fun_08 |
| I could, like, chow my way
through a high-seas crab-
boat dessert buffet and
still go back for seconds! |
| I could, like, ride a roller
coaster upside down while
reading a book and still be
totally fine, string! |
| On the bus, pauseI can, like, read
a book, pausetext on my cell
phone, andpause spin in circles
at the same time! |
| fun_08 |
| But you know what DOES
make me hurl?pause New-car
smell.pause reactionI totally chunder
every time, string. |
| They say that people who
get motion sickness have,
like, really sensitive ears.
reactionHmmmpause.pause.pause.pause Maybe my ears
are just numb and stuff,
string. |
| I heard people who get
sick like that also have
trouble driving,
string! |
| Blaaaaahpause.pause.pause.pause I'm, like, so
totally broke.pause I think I went
a little shopping crazy
the other day.fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| reactionSniff, sniffpause.pause.pause.pausepressButton reactioncapitalizeLetterstring!
You totally REEK of cold,
hard Bells!
reactionIt's, like, hypnoticpause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionOhmigosh, you must be
TOTALLY RICH!pressButton
reactionHmmmmmmmpause.pause.pause.
reactionHey, have I ever told you
how, like, totally GREAT
you are, string?
|
| There's something about
you, string, that just
makes me all excited!
I think it has something
to do with the fact that
you'repause.pause.pause.reactionFILTHY STINKING
RICH!
reactionHey! I bet just TALKING to
you will send my financial
fortunes skyward,
string! |
| capitalizeLetterstring, you seem like
a pretty savvy shopper.
reactionI'll bet you don't even
TOUCH stuff that's not on
sale!pause Not like mepause.pause.pause.
reactionI'm soooooooo broke!
Whaaaaaaa! |
| What?pressButton Don't pretend to
empathize with me just
'cause you've got a little
pocket change!
I'm not ashamed to be
low on Bells, string! |
| Oh, poor string.pause.pause.pause
Your pockets are almost as
empty as mine, huh?
reactionI've got a nose for these
things...pause I can, like, smell
Bells and stuff.pressButton reactionAnd I don't
smell ANY on you!
Broke citizens, unite!
Unite and string! |
| Wait, string.pause.pause.pause Are you
broke just like I am,
string?
reactionI mean, you know,pause it's just
a gut feelingpause.pause.pause.pause And I can
kinda, like, see it on your
face, string. |
| Yaaaaaay! I feel money
coming my way in the very
near future, string! |
| OK, I swear!pause I'm TOTALLY
gonna save my money from
now on!
reactionSayonara, shopping spree!pause
So long, bargain binges!pause
reactionAnd don't come back,
string! |
| All right! pauseI'm COMMITTED
to a new life of thrifty
shopping and smart saving!
reactionIf you see me about to buy
something,pause just,pause like,pause dive
in front of the register,
string! |
| Oh! capitalizeLetterstring, I wanted
to ask you something.pause
reactionHow often do you, like,
clean your house?fun_07
Never.
Every day! |
| Wow! That's so awesome!pressButton
And I bet if someone
nagged you, you'd do it
even less, huh?
reactionHey! The next time my
mom yells at me for not
cleaning, I'll totally tell
her about YOU!
reaction"But string's room
never gets cleaned, either!pause
It's no faaaaaaair!"
reactionYeah! That's totally the
ticket, string!
Thanks for the idea! |
| reactionFor sure, right?!pressButton reactionI mean,
only when it's necessary?
Like, when friends come
over and stuff, right?
reactionOf course, it's probably
way easier if you just do a
little bit every day.
reactionSiiiigh...pause I wish I could have
a maid and a butler and
a robot that did the dishes,
string. |
| reactionLike mini cleaning spurts?!pressButton
reactionYeah, I pick up stuff a lot,
you know. Gotta keep
things neat!
reactionBut I end up with this, like,pause
constant closet-packing
battle where I just stuff it
tighter and tighterpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionAnd then it all comes
crashing down in one
desperate attempt at
freedom or whatever!
reactionDon't keep saving stuff you
know you should throw
awaypause.pause.pause.pause That way lies
MADNESS! |
| Nooooooo way!pressButton Does your
place get so dirty that you
have to clean every day?!
reactionLike, what kind of weird
stuff are you getting into,
string? |
| fun_08 |
| My problem is prioritizing
my cleaning and laundry.
And I totally HATE doing
laundry!
You gotta wash it,pause then you
gotta dry it, pausethen you gotta
FOLD it!pressButton reactionI'd be naked if it
wasn't gross, string. |
| I always get hung up on
dividing my time between
cleaning and laundrypause.pause.pause.
reactionI have to, like, check in
with my body and make
sure it's up for the job.pause
reactionOr else nothing gets done. |
| But you know when you're
organizing your closet and,
like,pause you get sooooooo
sidetracked?
reactionAll these old memories
come pouring out onto the
floor, and then nothing gets
done, string! |
| capitalizeLetterstring, you're always
so peppy early in the morning!
It's CRAZY!
reactionLike, how much sleep do you
usually get, string?fun_07
Over 24 hours!
10 minutes. |
| Tee hee hee!pause I TOTALLY
do that sometimes!
pauseOhmigosh, like, sometimes
I sleep for two days!
reactionThen you feel all crazy
surprised when you wake
up!
reactionYou're like, pause"Whoa! It's
dark out! I woke up super
early!" Then you realize it's
nightpausereaction on the NEXT DAY!
reactionFreaky, huh, string? |
| Whaaat?!pressButton Every day?!pressButton Like,
how can you sleep that
much?
reactionFolks who party all night
are one thing. But folks
who sleep ALL the time
are just,pause like,pause you know?
reactionYou're gonna get a perma-
case of sleepface if you
keep this up! |
| Wow, pausethat's about the
same as me!
reactionSleep too much?pause Feel
sleepy. pauseDon't sleep
enough?pause Feel sleepy!
reactionI'd say I sleep just enough
to feel fine all day long,
string! Or at least,
that's the goal and stuff. |
| Oh, wow! pauseThat's less than I
thought!
reactionSleeping that little would,
like, cut my dreams in
HALF! |
| What?!pressButton That's ALL?pressButton reactionCome
on! That can't be healthy!
reactionI would be a complete
WRECK if I tried to get
by on that little sleep.pausereaction
Like, for SERIOUSLY!
reactionYou have to stop before
your body goes into total
SLEEPY HIBERNATION,
string! |
| Wait a sec...pressButton reactionWaaaaait a
second...pressButton reactionYou, like,
DON'T SLEEP AT ALL?!
reactionAAAAAAUUUUGHHH!pause Like,
vampire! Vampire! Eeeek!
Run away, string! |
| Well, I guess when you're
sleepy, you're sleepy,
string. |
| I just love sleeping sooooo
muchpause.pause.pause.pause I could never give it
up for a life of all-night
shindigs, string. |
| capitalizeLetterstring has, like, a ton
of different festivals!
reactionYou know, where I'm from, pause
we used to come up with
all kinds of different
reasons for parties.fun_08 |
| Like, around this time of
year, we'd do something to
celebrate the coming of
spring!fun_08 |
| Every time the high
temperature would go up a
degree, pausewe'd throw
a huge party! Yaaaay!
reactionWe all used to gather
around the thermometer
and, like, hope it went up
and stuff. |
| Every time a new flower
would bloom in the garden,pause
we'd throw a huge flower-
viewing extravaganza!
reactionIt didn't matter what kind
of flower.pausereaction This one time we
went all crazy over some
crabgrass. |
| Around this time of year,
we'd make up parties that
helped us cool off.fun_08 |
| reactionLike, uhpause.pause.pause.pause colorreactionA Scary Story
Showdowncolor! You know,
stuff like that!
reactionWe sat in the dark with the
AC off and just SCARED
ourselves totally cold!pause
reactionMwaaaa ha ha! |
| Like, uhpause.pause.pause.pausereactionour fantastic
colorMini Fireworks Fiestacolor! fun_00
pauseAnd stuff.
reactionThe kids got fireworks, pauseand
the grown-ups...pauseum...pauseate
fish. pausereactionAh, good times! |
| Around this time of yearpause.pause.pause.pause
we'd get together and
swap sad tales. reactionLikepause.pause.pause.fun_08 |
| "colorDad's Pocket Moneycolor." |
| "colorMy Daughter's Slacker
Boyfriendcolor." |
| "colorGramma's Day at the
fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04 Finalscolor." |
| "colorThe Teacher's Missing
fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04color." |
| "colorThe Stuffed-Animal
Innardscolor." |
| "colorUseless Inventions of
Yesteryearcolor." |
| "colorPictures of Mom's First
Promcolor." |
| "colorGrampa's Love Letter to
the fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04
Saleswomancolor." |
| reactionAround this time of year,
we'd all get together and
talk about things that are
warm.pressButtonreaction Likepause.pause.pause.fun_08 |
| colorThe Top 10 Things to Do
at the Beachcolor. |
| colorThe Top 10 Things to
Do in the Desertcolor. |
| colorMidsummer Air-Conditioner
Failurescolor. |
| colorThe Hottest Marathon
Evercolor. |
| colorThe Packed Elevator to
Nowherecolor. |
| colorThe Toilet without a Fancolor! |
| colorThe Man Who Lived in a
Bowl of Chowdercolor. |
| colorThe Firefighter Who Lived
in a Big Huge Car with
Windows That Didn't
Work and Stuffcolor. |
| But, I dunno.pause We didn't
really need a theme.pausereaction We
just wanted an excuse to
party, string! |
| fun_08 |
| You should do something
to celebrate spring, too,
string! |
| reactionOr, you know, you could just
jump in the pond and be
totally BORING as you cool
off, string! |
| Fall is definitely a time
for melancholy and stuff,
string. |
| In winter, pauseyou've gotta
pump out the heat from
your heart, string! |
| |
| fun_08 |
| It's finepause.pause.pause.pause I'm used to being
alone anyway, pausestring. |
| Even I want nice dreams
sometimes, string. |
| Even I want nice dreams
sometimes, string. |
