Script: [Characters - Snowboy] npc_SP / NPC_snowman

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn...pause
Oh,pause I've just woken from
the most exquisite sleep.pause
Butpause.pause.pause.pausewhat's this?
It's a new season, pauseand I'm
completely gorgeous! pauseLook
at these proportions! pauseI'm
mathematically flawless!
I am an ivory idol! pauseA frozen
confection! pauseAnd I owe it all
to your skills! pauseYou have my
eternal gratitude, gender!
If you ever need anything,pause
anything at all, pauseand I can
do it without moving from
this spot, pausejust ask.

12

Shivering snowflakes! pauseLook
at this craftsmanship!


My perfect roundness,pause this
balance of body and head!pause
There's not an ounce of
criticism I can give!
I hope you know you've
rolled together the
happiest guy in this whole
winter wonderland!
You should have a
title! pauseHenceforth,pause you are
gender Freezingpause.pause.pause.pauseworthpause.pause.pause.pausetonpause.pause.pause.pause
shirepause.pause.pause.pausealotpause.pause.pause.pause I gotta go.

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Sniff...pressButton Snuffle...pressButton
I'm sorry. pauseI don't mean to
be so emotional, pausebut this is
a big moment for me.
As a potential snowman,pause
you wait, pauseand you wonder
what you'll be like when
you get formed.
But I never dreamed that
I'd wind up this gorgeous!pause
You, gender, are an artist!pause
I can't thank you enough!

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Look at me! pauseI'm the belle of
the snowball! pauseI can hardly
wait to make my big debut
in open competition!
I'll be looking fine when I
represent string in the
fun_03 Mr. Snowman
Snowslam!

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You can bet your best scarf
that after I melt and turn
to snow again, I want to
fall here in string!
I know if I do, someone
here will scoop me up into
another dashing snowguy!

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With looks like mine, I've
got a hunch I might even
make THE listpause.pause.pause.
You know what I'm saying?
This will be the year I
finally hit number one on
Precipitation Monthly's list
of eligible snowbachelors!

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fun_06fun_06sizeI LIVE!fun_06
size


YES!pause Hello, world!pause Here I
am, pauseliving, pausebreathing,pause
loving, pauseand learningpause.pause.pause.pause
Butpause.pause.pause.pause
That's kinda it, pausehuh? pauseI'm
not, pausefor example,pause gonna win
beauty contests or become
a snowmodel,pause am I?

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Hmmm... Close, but no
top hat.


Your fundamentals are
good, but you lack the flair
of a true snow-artist. Don't
be discouraged, though.
A lot of the greats started
from humble beginnings,
kid. Just keep practicing,
all right?

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Huh.pause First time building a
snowman? pauseYeah, pauseI thought
so. pauseI mean,pause pretty good for
an amateur...
I guess I should thank you
for not making me a
monster,pause though. pauseGood
work on that.

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Oh, well.pause At least you can
tell I'm a unique, handmade
snowman. pauseNot one of those
mass-produced ones!
I'll never be the best-
looking guy on the block,pause
but I can still lead a long
and fulfilling life.

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It's a shame, pausethough. pauseHere
I am with my decidedly
better-than-average looks...

I want folks far and wide to
check out my big debut!pause
You know, pausestroll around.pause
Shake hands.pause Kiss babies.
But as you can see, pauseI've
got no legs.pause Guess I'll have
to be content with quietly
smiling at passers-by.
Kinda sad, reallypause.pause.pause.

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You know what's a bummer
about being a snowman?pause
Winter. pauseIt's the only season
I've ever seen.
I've heard there are some nice
seasons out therepause.pause.pause.pause I wish
I could give one of them a
try...

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Siiiigh...



I don't want to tell you
your business or anything,pause
but were you going for
lumpy?pause I'm just asking.
Look,pause there's kind of an
established "look" for
snowmen. pauseIf you want to be
creative, pauseI suggest painting.

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Ummmpause.pause.pause.pause
Help?


I mean, help a snowguy
out!pause How am I gonna meet
a nice snowlady and settle
down looking like this?
Siiiiiiiiigh...pause
pause.pause.pause.pauseI guess I better work on
developing a sense of
humor...

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Good grief! pauseAre you sure
you're qualified to be creating
snowlife?

I mean, pausethanks and all.pause I
appreciate you putting me
together and everything...

But I'm not sure I want to be
seen in public like this.pause
Could you cover me with
something? pauseMaybe a bag?

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Do you think other people
will recognize me as a
snowman?

With a shape like this, pauseI'm
worried people will think
I'm just a pile of snow
shoveled off a lawnpause.pause.pause.

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It's a shame that the world
is so insensitive and cruel to
misshapen snowmen...

I expect the neighborhood
kids to start flinging
snowballs at me anytime
now...

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Man, pausethis freezing little
town is just the pits...


If only I'd been rolled up in
some tropical paradise
insteadpause.pause.pause.

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Oh, ye cold spirits of
winter, pausewhy have you
cursed my birth in this
lowly and misshapen state?
It would have been more
merciful to leave me as
disconnected flakes, pauseunable
to hear the scorn of others.
No, pauseleave me. pauseDon't look on
me ever again. pauseWhen I melt,pause
use me to water some
beautiful garden.

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sizeNOOOOOOOO!size



Snowpause.pause.pause.pauseman? pauseNay, pausea
snowbomination am I!pause
Why did you do it? pauseWhat
would possess you?
Were you born with a cold
heart, pauseor did you chill the
warmth from it in some
merciless deep freeze?

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Wha--pause
Wha-pausewhat in the name
of Old Man Winter did you
do to my body?!
All I ever wanted was to be
two roughly spherical wads
of snow in vague
proportion to each other!
Apparently, pauseI shouldn't
have raised my little
snow-hopes that far...

Curses! pauseOf all the places I
could have fallen, why did
it have to be this town?
fun_06WHYYYYYY?!

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colorSopause.pause.pause.pausecoldpause.pause.pause.

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With a body like mine, pauseit's
just a matter of time before
I make "the list." pauseYou know
which one.
Yeahpause.pause.pause.pausePrecipitation
Monthly's Top 10 Lumpiest
Snowmenpause.pause.pause.pressButton And I'll be
number one with a carrot!

48

Why did you do it, huh?pause
Why did you assemble a
shambling mockery of
wintertime fun?
Do you get some weird
enjoyment out of seeing
snowmen who can't show
their faces in public?

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn...pause
Oh,pause I've just woken from
the most exquisite sleep.pause
Butpause.pause.pause.pausewhat's this?
It's a new season, pauseand I'm
completely gorgeous! pauseLook
at these proportions! pauseI'm
mathematically flawless!
I am an ivory idol! pauseA frozen
confection! pauseAnd I owe it all
to your skills! pauseYou have my
eternal gratitude, gender!
If you ever need anything,pause
anything at all, pauseand I can
do it without moving from
this spot, pausejust ask.

12

Shivering snowflakes! pauseLook
at this craftsmanship!


My perfect roundness,pause this
balance of body and head!pause
There's not an ounce of
criticism I can give!
I hope you know you've
rolled together the
happiest guy in this whole
winter wonderland!
You should have a
title! pauseHenceforth,pause you are
gender Freezingpause.pause.pause.pauseworthpause.pause.pause.pausetonpause.pause.pause.pause
shirepause.pause.pause.pausealotpause.pause.pause.pause I gotta go.

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Sniff...pressButton Snuffle...pressButton
I'm sorry. pauseI don't mean to
be so emotional, pausebut this is
a big moment for me.
As a potential snowman,pause
you wait, pauseand you wonder
what you'll be like when
you get formed.
But I never dreamed that
I'd wind up this gorgeous!pause
You, gender, are an artist!pause
I can't thank you enough!

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Look at me! pauseI'm the belle of
the snowball! pauseI can hardly
wait to make my big debut
in open competition!
I'll be looking fine when I
represent string in the
fun_03 Mr. Snowman
Snowslam!

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You can bet your best scarf
that after I melt and turn
to snow again, I want to
fall here in string!
I know if I do, someone
here will scoop me up into
another dashing snowguy!

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With looks like mine, I've
got a hunch I might even
make THE listpause.pause.pause.
You know what I'm saying?
This will be the year I
finally hit number one on
Precipitation Monthly's list
of eligible snowbachelors!

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fun_06fun_06sizeI LIVE!fun_06
size


YES!pause Hello, world!pause Here I
am, pauseliving, pausebreathing,pause
loving, pauseand learningpause.pause.pause.pause
Butpause.pause.pause.pause
That's kinda it, pausehuh? pauseI'm
not, pausefor example,pause gonna win
beauty contests or become
a snowmodel,pause am I?

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Hmmm... Close, but no
top hat.


Your fundamentals are
good, but you lack the flair
of a true snow-artist. Don't
be discouraged, though.
A lot of the greats started
from humble beginnings,
kid. Just keep practicing,
all right?

23

Huh.pause First time building a
snowman? pauseYeah, pauseI thought
so. pauseI mean,pause pretty good for
an amateur...
I guess I should thank you
for not making me a
monster,pause though. pauseGood
work on that.

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Oh, well.pause At least you can
tell I'm a unique, handmade
snowman. pauseNot one of those
mass-produced ones!
I'll never be the best-
looking guy on the block,pause
but I can still lead a long
and fulfilling life.

27

It's a shame, pausethough. pauseHere
I am with my decidedly
better-than-average looks...

I want folks far and wide to
check out my big debut!pause
You know, pausestroll around.pause
Shake hands.pause Kiss babies.
But as you can see, pauseI've
got no legs.pause Guess I'll have
to be content with quietly
smiling at passers-by.
Kinda sad, reallypause.pause.pause.

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You know what's a bummer
about being a snowman?pause
Winter. pauseIt's the only season
I've ever seen.
I've heard there are some nice
seasons out therepause.pause.pause.pause I wish
I could give one of them a
try...

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Siiiigh...



I don't want to tell you
your business or anything,pause
but were you going for
lumpy?pause I'm just asking.
Look,pause there's kind of an
established "look" for
snowmen. pauseIf you want to be
creative, pauseI suggest painting.

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Ummmpause.pause.pause.pause
Help?


I mean, help a snowguy
out!pause How am I gonna meet
a nice snowlady and settle
down looking like this?
Siiiiiiiiigh...pause
pause.pause.pause.pauseI guess I better work on
developing a sense of
humor...

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Good grief! pauseAre you sure
you're qualified to be creating
snowlife?

I mean, pausethanks and all.pause I
appreciate you putting me
together and everything...

But I'm not sure I want to be
seen in public like this.pause
Could you cover me with
something? pauseMaybe a bag?

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Do you think other people
will recognize me as a
snowman?

With a shape like this, pauseI'm
worried people will think
I'm just a pile of snow
shoveled off a lawnpause.pause.pause.

37

It's a shame that the world
is so insensitive and cruel to
misshapen snowmen...

I expect the neighborhood
kids to start flinging
snowballs at me anytime
now...

38

Man, pausethis freezing little
town is just the pits...


If only I'd been rolled up in
some tropical paradise
insteadpause.pause.pause.

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Oh, ye cold spirits of
winter, pausewhy have you
cursed my birth in this
lowly and misshapen state?
It would have been more
merciful to leave me as
disconnected flakes, pauseunable
to hear the scorn of others.
No, pauseleave me. pauseDon't look on
me ever again. pauseWhen I melt,pause
use me to water some
beautiful garden.

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sizeNOOOOOOOO!size



Snowpause.pause.pause.pauseman? pauseNay, pausea
snowbomination am I!pause
Why did you do it? pauseWhat
would possess you?
Were you born with a cold
heart, pauseor did you chill the
warmth from it in some
merciless deep freeze?

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Wha--pause
Wha-pausewhat in the name
of Old Man Winter did you
do to my body?!
All I ever wanted was to be
two roughly spherical wads
of snow in vague
proportion to each other!
Apparently, pauseI shouldn't
have raised my little
snow-hopes that far...

Curses! pauseOf all the places I
could have fallen, why did
it have to be this town?
fun_06WHYYYYYY?!

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colorSopause.pause.pause.pausecoldpause.pause.pause.

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With a body like mine, pauseit's
just a matter of time before
I make "the list." pauseYou know
which one.
Yeahpause.pause.pause.pausePrecipitation
Monthly's Top 10 Lumpiest
Snowmenpause.pause.pause.pressButton And I'll be
number one with a carrot!

48

Why did you do it, huh?pause
Why did you assemble a
shambling mockery of
wintertime fun?
Do you get some weird
enjoyment out of seeing
snowmen who can't show
their faces in public?

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn...pause
Oh,pause I've just woken from
the most exquisite sleep.pause
Butpause.pause.pause.pausewhat's this?
It's a new season, pauseand I'm
completely gorgeous! pauseLook
at these proportions! pauseI'm
mathematically flawless!
I am an ivory idol! pauseA frozen
confection! pauseAnd I owe it all
to your skills! pauseYou have my
eternal gratitude, gender!
If you ever need anything,pause
anything at all, pauseand I can
do it without moving from
this spot, pausejust ask.

12

Shivering snowflakes! pauseLook
at this craftsmanship!


My perfect roundness,pause this
balance of body and head!pause
There's not an ounce of
criticism I can give!
I hope you know you've
rolled together the
happiest guy in this whole
winter wonderland!
You should have a
title! pauseHenceforth,pause you are
gender Freezingpause.pause.pause.pauseworthpause.pause.pause.pausetonpause.pause.pause.pause
shirepause.pause.pause.pausealotpause.pause.pause.pause I gotta go.

13

Sniff...pressButton Snuffle...pressButton
I'm sorry. pauseI don't mean to
be so emotional, pausebut this is
a big moment for me.
As a potential snowman,pause
you wait, pauseand you wonder
what you'll be like when
you get formed.
But I never dreamed that
I'd wind up this gorgeous!pause
You, gender, are an artist!pause
I can't thank you enough!

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15

16

Look at me! pauseI'm the belle of
the snowball! pauseI can hardly
wait to make my big debut
in open competition!
I'll be looking fine when I
represent string in the
fun_03 Mr. Snowman
Snowslam!

17

You can bet your best scarf
that after I melt and turn
to snow again, I want to
fall here in string!
I know if I do, someone
here will scoop me up into
another dashing snowguy!

18

With looks like mine, I've
got a hunch I might even
make THE listpause.pause.pause.
You know what I'm saying?
This will be the year I
finally hit number one on
Precipitation Monthly's list
of eligible snowbachelors!

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fun_06fun_06sizeI LIVE!fun_06
size


YES!pause Hello, world!pause Here I
am, pauseliving, pausebreathing,pause
loving, pauseand learningpause.pause.pause.pause
Butpause.pause.pause.pause
That's kinda it, pausehuh? pauseI'm
not, pausefor example,pause gonna win
beauty contests or become
a snowmodel,pause am I?

22

Hmmm... Close, but no
top hat.


Your fundamentals are
good, but you lack the flair
of a true snow-artist. Don't
be discouraged, though.
A lot of the greats started
from humble beginnings,
kid. Just keep practicing,
all right?

23

Huh.pause First time building a
snowman? pauseYeah, pauseI thought
so. pauseI mean,pause pretty good for
an amateur...
I guess I should thank you
for not making me a
monster,pause though. pauseGood
work on that.

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25

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Oh, well.pause At least you can
tell I'm a unique, handmade
snowman. pauseNot one of those
mass-produced ones!
I'll never be the best-
looking guy on the block,pause
but I can still lead a long
and fulfilling life.

27

It's a shame, pausethough. pauseHere
I am with my decidedly
better-than-average looks...

I want folks far and wide to
check out my big debut!pause
You know, pausestroll around.pause
Shake hands.pause Kiss babies.
But as you can see, pauseI've
got no legs.pause Guess I'll have
to be content with quietly
smiling at passers-by.
Kinda sad, reallypause.pause.pause.

28

You know what's a bummer
about being a snowman?pause
Winter. pauseIt's the only season
I've ever seen.
I've heard there are some nice
seasons out therepause.pause.pause.pause I wish
I could give one of them a
try...

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30

31

Siiiigh...



I don't want to tell you
your business or anything,pause
but were you going for
lumpy?pause I'm just asking.
Look,pause there's kind of an
established "look" for
snowmen. pauseIf you want to be
creative, pauseI suggest painting.

32

Ummmpause.pause.pause.pause
Help?


I mean, help a snowguy
out!pause How am I gonna meet
a nice snowlady and settle
down looking like this?
Siiiiiiiiigh...pause
pause.pause.pause.pauseI guess I better work on
developing a sense of
humor...

33

Good grief! pauseAre you sure
you're qualified to be creating
snowlife?

I mean, pausethanks and all.pause I
appreciate you putting me
together and everything...

But I'm not sure I want to be
seen in public like this.pause
Could you cover me with
something? pauseMaybe a bag?

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35

36

Do you think other people
will recognize me as a
snowman?

With a shape like this, pauseI'm
worried people will think
I'm just a pile of snow
shoveled off a lawnpause.pause.pause.

37

It's a shame that the world
is so insensitive and cruel to
misshapen snowmen...

I expect the neighborhood
kids to start flinging
snowballs at me anytime
now...

38

Man, pausethis freezing little
town is just the pits...


If only I'd been rolled up in
some tropical paradise
insteadpause.pause.pause.

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40

41

Oh, ye cold spirits of
winter, pausewhy have you
cursed my birth in this
lowly and misshapen state?
It would have been more
merciful to leave me as
disconnected flakes, pauseunable
to hear the scorn of others.
No, pauseleave me. pauseDon't look on
me ever again. pauseWhen I melt,pause
use me to water some
beautiful garden.

42

sizeNOOOOOOOO!size



Snowpause.pause.pause.pauseman? pauseNay, pausea
snowbomination am I!pause
Why did you do it? pauseWhat
would possess you?
Were you born with a cold
heart, pauseor did you chill the
warmth from it in some
merciless deep freeze?

43

Wha--pause
Wha-pausewhat in the name
of Old Man Winter did you
do to my body?!
All I ever wanted was to be
two roughly spherical wads
of snow in vague
proportion to each other!
Apparently, pauseI shouldn't
have raised my little
snow-hopes that far...

Curses! pauseOf all the places I
could have fallen, why did
it have to be this town?
fun_06WHYYYYYY?!

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45

46

colorSopause.pause.pause.pausecoldpause.pause.pause.

47

With a body like mine, pauseit's
just a matter of time before
I make "the list." pauseYou know
which one.
Yeahpause.pause.pause.pausePrecipitation
Monthly's Top 10 Lumpiest
Snowmenpause.pause.pause.pressButton And I'll be
number one with a carrot!

48

Why did you do it, huh?pause
Why did you assemble a
shambling mockery of
wintertime fun?
Do you get some weird
enjoyment out of seeing
snowmen who can't show
their faces in public?

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn...pause
Oh,pause I've just woken from
the most exquisite sleep.pause
Butpause.pause.pause.pausewhat's this?
It's a new season, pauseand I'm
completely gorgeous! pauseLook
at these proportions! pauseI'm
mathematically flawless!
I am an ivory idol! pauseA frozen
confection! pauseAnd I owe it all
to your skills! pauseYou have my
eternal gratitude, gender!
If you ever need anything,pause
anything at all, pauseand I can
do it without moving from
this spot, pausejust ask.

12

Shivering snowflakes! pauseLook
at this craftsmanship!


My perfect roundness,pause this
balance of body and head!pause
There's not an ounce of
criticism I can give!
I hope you know you've
rolled together the
happiest guy in this whole
winter wonderland!
You should have a
title! pauseHenceforth,pause you are
gender Freezingpause.pause.pause.pauseworthpause.pause.pause.pausetonpause.pause.pause.pause
shirepause.pause.pause.pausealotpause.pause.pause.pause I gotta go.

13

Sniff...pressButton Snuffle...pressButton
I'm sorry. pauseI don't mean to
be so emotional, pausebut this is
a big moment for me.
As a potential snowman,pause
you wait, pauseand you wonder
what you'll be like when
you get formed.
But I never dreamed that
I'd wind up this gorgeous!pause
You, gender, are an artist!pause
I can't thank you enough!

14

15

16

Look at me! pauseI'm the belle of
the snowball! pauseI can hardly
wait to make my big debut
in open competition!
I'll be looking fine when I
represent string in the
fun_03 Mr. Snowman
Snowslam!

17

You can bet your best scarf
that after I melt and turn
to snow again, I want to
fall here in string!
I know if I do, someone
here will scoop me up into
another dashing snowguy!

18

With looks like mine, I've
got a hunch I might even
make THE listpause.pause.pause.
You know what I'm saying?
This will be the year I
finally hit number one on
Precipitation Monthly's list
of eligible snowbachelors!

19

20

21

fun_06fun_06sizeI LIVE!fun_06
size


YES!pause Hello, world!pause Here I
am, pauseliving, pausebreathing,pause
loving, pauseand learningpause.pause.pause.pause
Butpause.pause.pause.pause
That's kinda it, pausehuh? pauseI'm
not, pausefor example,pause gonna win
beauty contests or become
a snowmodel,pause am I?

22

Hmmm... Close, but no
top hat.


Your fundamentals are
good, but you lack the flair
of a true snow-artist. Don't
be discouraged, though.
A lot of the greats started
from humble beginnings,
kid. Just keep practicing,
all right?

23

Huh.pause First time building a
snowman? pauseYeah, pauseI thought
so. pauseI mean,pause pretty good for
an amateur...
I guess I should thank you
for not making me a
monster,pause though. pauseGood
work on that.

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25

26

Oh, well.pause At least you can
tell I'm a unique, handmade
snowman. pauseNot one of those
mass-produced ones!
I'll never be the best-
looking guy on the block,pause
but I can still lead a long
and fulfilling life.

27

It's a shame, pausethough. pauseHere
I am with my decidedly
better-than-average looks...

I want folks far and wide to
check out my big debut!pause
You know, pausestroll around.pause
Shake hands.pause Kiss babies.
But as you can see, pauseI've
got no legs.pause Guess I'll have
to be content with quietly
smiling at passers-by.
Kinda sad, reallypause.pause.pause.

28

You know what's a bummer
about being a snowman?pause
Winter. pauseIt's the only season
I've ever seen.
I've heard there are some nice
seasons out therepause.pause.pause.pause I wish
I could give one of them a
try...

29

30

31

Siiiigh...



I don't want to tell you
your business or anything,pause
but were you going for
lumpy?pause I'm just asking.
Look,pause there's kind of an
established "look" for
snowmen. pauseIf you want to be
creative, pauseI suggest painting.

32

Ummmpause.pause.pause.pause
Help?


I mean, help a snowguy
out!pause How am I gonna meet
a nice snowlady and settle
down looking like this?
Siiiiiiiiigh...pause
pause.pause.pause.pauseI guess I better work on
developing a sense of
humor...

33

Good grief! pauseAre you sure
you're qualified to be creating
snowlife?

I mean, pausethanks and all.pause I
appreciate you putting me
together and everything...

But I'm not sure I want to be
seen in public like this.pause
Could you cover me with
something? pauseMaybe a bag?

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Do you think other people
will recognize me as a
snowman?

With a shape like this, pauseI'm
worried people will think
I'm just a pile of snow
shoveled off a lawnpause.pause.pause.

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It's a shame that the world
is so insensitive and cruel to
misshapen snowmen...

I expect the neighborhood
kids to start flinging
snowballs at me anytime
now...

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Man, pausethis freezing little
town is just the pits...


If only I'd been rolled up in
some tropical paradise
insteadpause.pause.pause.

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Oh, ye cold spirits of
winter, pausewhy have you
cursed my birth in this
lowly and misshapen state?
It would have been more
merciful to leave me as
disconnected flakes, pauseunable
to hear the scorn of others.
No, pauseleave me. pauseDon't look on
me ever again. pauseWhen I melt,pause
use me to water some
beautiful garden.

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sizeNOOOOOOOO!size



Snowpause.pause.pause.pauseman? pauseNay, pausea
snowbomination am I!pause
Why did you do it? pauseWhat
would possess you?
Were you born with a cold
heart, pauseor did you chill the
warmth from it in some
merciless deep freeze?

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Wha--pause
Wha-pausewhat in the name
of Old Man Winter did you
do to my body?!
All I ever wanted was to be
two roughly spherical wads
of snow in vague
proportion to each other!
Apparently, pauseI shouldn't
have raised my little
snow-hopes that far...

Curses! pauseOf all the places I
could have fallen, why did
it have to be this town?
fun_06WHYYYYYY?!

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colorSopause.pause.pause.pausecoldpause.pause.pause.

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With a body like mine, pauseit's
just a matter of time before
I make "the list." pauseYou know
which one.
Yeahpause.pause.pause.pausePrecipitation
Monthly's Top 10 Lumpiest
Snowmenpause.pause.pause.pressButton And I'll be
number one with a carrot!

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Why did you do it, huh?pause
Why did you assemble a
shambling mockery of
wintertime fun?
Do you get some weird
enjoyment out of seeing
snowmen who can't show
their faces in public?

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