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Script: [Characters - Pascal] npc_SP / NPC_rakosuke

Pascal
Animal Crossing: City Folk
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fun_08

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Oh, maaaan. reactionpauseStanding is so
tiring.


reactionHeeeey, can I share a little
something with you?fun_07
Um, sure?
No!

3

Maaan, breathing air feels
pretty good.pause


reactionHey, can I share something
with you?fun_07
Um...OK?
Get lost!

4

Hooooohpause.pause.pause.pause Haaaaaaahpause.pause.pause.

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fun_08

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.pause.pause.pauseRight on.

8

pause.pause.pause.pauseDude, you just blew my
mind.

9

Hey,pause hook an otter up with
a scallop,pause would ya, man?fun_07
OK!
No way!

10

Look, maaan. This here?
I'm givin' it to YOU!

11

colorIf the grass is greener on
the other side, what
happens when you live next
to a PAINT FACTORY?

12

colorIf you're weird, maaan?
Normal people seem like
the weirdest people
around.

13

colorOnce you tell a secret, it's
NOT A SECRET ANYMORE!

14

colorIf your heart is broken,
you can't take it to a
mechanic, maaan.

15

colorWhy don't they call heavy-
metal music thallium,
maaan? That's way shorter.

16

colorKids who think they're not
good at stuff usually end
up being good at it, maaan.
Ya just gotta try.

17

colorBoats FLOAT, maaaan!
On the WATER!

18

colorIf you put something off, it
never gets done, maaan.

19

colorThe enemy of my enemy is
the friend of my enemy's
best friend. It's crazy,
maaaan.

20

colorLove is like a wave, maaan.
You've got highs and lows
and a whole bunch of
surfing.

21

colorSchools of fish don't
LEARN anything, maaan.

22

colorCalifornia rolls aren't from
California and french fries
aren't from France.pressButtonreaction
Oh, maaan, I can't deal.

23

colorIf you put the highest
mountain in the deepest
ocean, it would be covered
in water, maaaan.

24

colorIf you're tryin' to save
money, why do you buy a
piggy bank, maaaan?

25

colorIf you lie in a nonfiction
book, it turns into fiction.pressButtonreaction
That's craaaazy, man.

26

colorPuppy rhymes with
guppy, but no one wants
to pet a fish, maaaan.

27

colorIt's free to complain, but
you pay for it in the end.pressButtonreaction
Oh, maaaan, that's gonna
stick with me...

28

colorIf there are seven seas,
why don't we have more
boats, maaaan?

29

colorStarfish aren't even FISH,
maaan. Think about it.

30

colorWater from the hot tap is
cold in Alaska.pressButtonreaction It's true,
maaan! I looked it up!

31

colorIf you never win a game,
you still have a perfect
record, maaaan.

32

colorA hero who wants to be
rewarded is no hero at all,
maaaan.

33

colorYou can tune a piano, but
you can't tune a fish,
maaaan.

34

colorIf three's a crowd, how
many is a mob?pressButtonreaction Oh, maaan,
this hurts my head.

35

colorIf you try something new,
it's not new anymore,
maaan.

36

colorMaaan, folks who say
they're fine with anything
usually hate everything.

37

colorIf you tell a kid to do
something, he never wants
to do it.

You should tell 'em NOT
to do things, maaaan.

38

colorClownfish don't even own a
clown CAR, maaan!pressButton reactionHow do
they do it?

39

colorSummer, maaan. Rhymes
with bummer.pressButton I'm just
saying.

40

colorWhy are paddleboats
always shaped like SWANS,
maaaan?

41

colorThe guy who's walking
away is usually the one
who's done something
wrong, maaan.

42

colorIf oysters have pearls, what
do clams have, maaaan?

43

colorLawless states still have
laws, maaaan. Otherwise it
would be illegal to HAVE
NO LAWS!

44

colorCars, maaaan? They scare
me.

45

colorThe greatest motivator is
guilt, maaaan. Guilt and
really good food.

46

colorWhy do you only find
tourists in places of
interest, maaan?

47

colorDid you know that coral
reefs are MADE OF
CORAL?!pressButtonreaction Oh, maaaaan.

48

colorFriends are like the suckers
on a tentacle, maaaan.pause
Ya can't get by without
'em.

49

colorIf you learn from mistakes,
shouldn't you keep making
'em, maaan?

50

colorIf your dreams become
reality,pause what do you dream
about, maaan?

51

colorThe road less traveled is
really hard to walk on,
maaaan.pause Think it over.

52

colorWhen you lose something,
you always find it in the
last place you look.pressButtonreaction Unless
you keep looking, maaan!

53

colorIf light shines brightest in
the dark, does the dark
lurk darkest in the light?pressButtonreaction
Oh maaaan, my poor head.

54

colorThe ocean is so deep,
maaaan.pause I don't even know
what's down there
anymore.

55

colorIf fish live in the water,
would anyone notice if they
started crying?pressButtonreaction Oh,
maaan, that's sad.

56

colorAll living things go bald,
maaaan.pause Someday.

57

colorAnyone who says "excellent
question" has an answer
ready, maaaan.

58

colorLakes are just little oceans
without any plankton,
maaan.

59

colorDo oceans cover the earth,
or is the earth covering
part of the OCEAN?

60

colorLife is like a topographical
map, maaaan.pressButton reaction...Oh, man, I
forgot the rest of that.

61

colorIf a fish eats a fisherman,
is it called a personerfish?pressButton
reactionOh, maaaaan, my head!

62

colorCatfish aren't cats, maaan.pause
They don't even have
CLAAAAAAAWS!

63

colorIf you drop a hundred
pennies on the ground, pause
that's a DOLLAR, maaaan.

64

colorIf a slacker decides not to
slack off, isn't he still
slacking, maaaan?

65

colorPirates have a bad rap,
maaaan.pause But they should
still quit stealin'.

66

colorSpiders don't have webbed
feet, maaaan.pressButtonreaction They don't
even HAVE feet!

67

colorRivers carry boats, but they
can also SINK boats.pressButton reactionThink
about that one, maaan.

68

colorIf you try to float and you
can't,pause maybe sinking is just
your bag, maaan.

69

colorDid you ever notice how
the moon follows you
around? pauseMaybe that's
because it's yours, maaan.

70

colorCrabs aren't really crabby,
maaaan. They just have a
bad rap.

71

colorIf something isn't worth the
paper it's printed on, can
you still sell the paper,
maaaan?

72

colorIf lightning never strikes
twice, how do you explain
twins, maaaan?pressButtonreaction Whoa, now
I'm freaked out!

73

colorIf everyone buys a cell
phone, we won't be able to
cram folks into phone
booths anymore, maaaan.

74

colorBeachcombers are BALD,
maaan!pause It doesn't make
ANY SENSE!

75

colorThe first guy to cross a
finish line is the last guy
you'd expect to lose,
maaan.

76

colorBarbershop quartets don't
even sing in barbershops,
maaaan!pressButton Oh, my little otter
head...

77

colorThe front of the front
ISN'T THE BACK!pressButtonreaction Oh,
maaan, I'm losin' it here!

78

colorThere's no such thing as a
pool shark, maaaan.pause Sharks
can't even hold a cue.

79

colorThe final shape of an
object is what decides its
known form, maaaan.

80

colorIf bears hibernate in the
winter, do polar bears
hibernate in the summer,
maaaan?

81

colorIf home is where the heart
is,pause where is your spleen,
maaaan?

82

colorIf you beat yourself up,
that means you lost TO
YOURSELF!pause Oh, maaan, I
can't even think about it.

83

colorSometimes the greatest
courage is doing the right
thing, maaaaan.

I read that on a movie
poster once.

84

colorIf the ocean is filled with
salt, where do we get
pepper from, maaan?

85

colorCheese can never be milk
again, maaaaan.

86

colorLove is the opposite of
hate, and the opposite of
hate is total indifference,
maaaaan.

87

colorStairs are always stairs,
maaaan. Doesn't matter
how you climb 'em.

88

colorHabits are just underwear
that you can't take off,
maaan.

89

colorWhy don't people have
gills, maaaan? It would
make swimming so much
easier.

90

colorSeaweed is the most
beautiful flower of all,
maaaan.pause Believe it.

91

colorA vacation is just work with
a different train ticket,
maaaaan.

92

colorSpoons are always shiny
right before the soup,
maaan.

93

colorI went to the Canary
Islands, maaaan.pause There're
no canaries there.

94

colorThere's no better cough
than when you cough
alone, maaaan.

95

colorTo sell something no one
wants, just charge a lot for
it, maaaan.

96

colorWhen you see a black cat
at night, how do you know
it's not just part of the
darkness, maaan?

97

colorI can't explain what an
avocado tastes like,
maaaan.pressButtonreaction It's too crazy!

98

colorThe ocean is a place of no
laws, maaaan.pause Sharks don't
answer to nobody.

99

colorIf you don't want to lose,
maaan, just keep playing
until you win.pressButtonreaction Oh, man,
that's insaaaaaane!

100

colorSquids don't sleep, maaan.pause
They just close their eyes
and pretend to snore!

101

colorDid you know they have
diamonds that can cut
OTHER DIAMONDS?!pressButtonreaction
Total freak-out, maaan!

102

colorParents once worried about
being parents, maaaan.pause Cut
'em some slack.

103

colorAliens, maaaan. You can't
fake that stuff.

104

colorPeople who demand the
ball are more likely to hog
it, maaaaan.

105

colorOn a sleepless night, the
wise man sings lullabies
to himself, maaaan.

106

colorI heard they sent an otter
to the moon, maaaan.pressButtonreaction The
MOON!pressButtonreaction But then I heard
they faked it.

107

colorUntil you can't, maaan.pause
Until you can't.

108

colorThe guardrail isn't there
to protect you, maaaan.pressButton
reactionTHINK ABOUT IT!

109

colorEverything is known, maaan.
You just have to know where
to look.

110

colorOnce you lie, maaaan,
there's no going back.

111

colorYou ever baked a squid
cookie?pressButtonreaction Not good, maaaan.
Trust me.

112

colorRain seems like a bummer,
maaaan,pause but when you live
in the ocean, it's no big
deal.

113

colorPeople without sympathy
hate people without
sympathy, maaaan.pressButton reactionOooo,
my little otter brain!

114

colorIf you take a picture of a
picture, is it even REAL,
maaaan?

115

colorNever play gin rummy with
a platypus, maaan.

116

colorRed snapper, maaan.
Very tasty.

117

colorA frog's kid isn't a frog.
It's a tadpole.pressButtonreaction But a goat's
kid IS a kid!pausereaction Oh, maaaan...

118

colorThey tell you to sleep on a
problem, maaaan.pressButton reactionBut what
if your problem is
INSOMNIA?!

119

colorCamping, maaaan.pause Why not
just hang out in your
garage for a weekend?

120

colorI heard that the earth is
totally hollow, maaaan.pressButton
reactionThat's where they keep
the UFOs!

121

colorI heard there's a huge salt-
shaker at the bottom of the
ocean.pressButton reactionIt's TRUE, maaaan!

122

colorFate doesn't work on a
coin with two heads,
maaan.pause Think it over.

123

colorYou ever been to Idaho,
man? It's craaaaazy.

124

colorYou ever tried to play an
oboe underwater, maaan?pause
It ain't easy.

125

colorWhales, maaaaan. Whales.

126

colorWhat's up with scuba divers?pause
It's cheaper to just swim
facedown in a bathtub, maan.

127

colorLove is walking an unknown
road together, maaaan.

128

colorDon't treat a borrowed
item like it's yours, maaan.pause
Treat it like it's
someone else's.

129

colorAlways bring a present to a
birthday party, maaaan.pressButton
'Cause, hey. Free cake.

130

colorI heard they can track your
DNA with metal detectors,
maaaan!

131

colorDon't sweat the small
stuff, man.pause Unless it's
a virus.

132

colorAlways tip a hairdresser,
maaaan. It just works
better for everyone.

133

colorRecycling, maaan. Who
knew?

134

colorIf you make a documentary
about a compulsive liar, is
it even TRUE, maaan?

135

colorIf you wake up a sleeping
person to give them a
sleeping pill, you're not
helping, maaan.

136

colorI saw a dolphin inside a
submarine once, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
It BLEW MY MIIIIIND!

137

colorWhy doesn't anyone in this
town wear pants, maaaan?

138

colorDon't kid yourself, maaan.
If you eat lobster, you're
just eating a big bug.

139

colorAt least the one-hit wonder
got a hit, maaaan.

140

colorHanging out at the beach is
just like snorkeling on land,
maaaan.

141

colorEver look at coral, maaan?
I mean, REALLY look at it?

142

colorWe're all like sea glass,
maaan. Stick us in water
and it takes the edge off.

143

colorJealousy and love are both
one shape, maaaan.

144

colorIf something is just sitting
there, leave it alone,
maaan!

145

colorThe man-of-war is actually
a total pacifist, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
And it's NOT EVEN A MAN!

146

color"Sea cucumber" is just a
fancy way of saying
"barf slug," maaaan.

147

colorLions are the king of the
jungle, maaaan, but lionfish
are kings of NOTHING!

148

colorBig words usually come
from a small person,
maaan.

149

colorIt's against the law to smell
your own armpits, maaaan.pressButton
reactionTotally true!

150

colorRevenge is a waste of time,
maaaan. Just let it go.

151

colorIf it floats on the water,
don't eat it, maaaan.

152

colorIf you get glasses and an
eye patch, do people call
you "three-eyes"?pressButton
reactionOh, maaan, my head!

153

colorDid you know they have
POTENTIAL energy,
maaaan?pause Blows my mind...

154

colorFolks say the world is your
oyster. But what if you're a
CLAM, maaaan?

155

colorNobody knows the trouble
I've seen, maaaan.

156

colorThe abyss is a real place,
maaaan. I've been there.
I know.

157

colorIf you want to remember
something important, never
write it down, maaan.

158

colorFolks who refuse to
apologize only hurt
themselves, maaaan.color

159

colorI heard allergies are caused
by the government, maaan!

160

colorWhy don't boats have fins,
maaan? It just makes
SENSE!

161

colorWhen a red door opens, a
green door closes, maaan.pressButton
I looked it up.

162

colorEver get hugged by an
octopus, maaan?pressButtonreaction It'll
BLOW YOUR MIND!

163

colorSwimming is like flying,
maaaan.pressButton reactionI CAN FLY!!

164

colorRight now, there is only
right now, maaan.

165

colorJust because you have
blankets and a pillow
doesn't mean you have a
bed, maaaan.

166

colorSave the kelp forest,
maaaan!

167

colorNever show a fish your
belly, maaaan.

168

colorIf Tortimer is the mayor,pause
how come we never VOTE
FOR HIM, maaaan?!

169

colorEver been stung by a sea
anemone, maaan?pause They're
like the hornets of the sea!

170

colorI wish I had a mullet,
maaaan. That would be
sweet.

171

colorPitfalls are meaningless
unless you remember
where you put 'em, maaan!

172

colorDo you ever dream about
people that you don't
know, maaaan?pressButtonreaction That's just
you from the FUTURE!

173

colorYour brain is like a big
faucet, maaan. Don't ever
turn it off.

174

colorIn some countries, otters
are called oxen.pressButton reactionIT BLOWS
MY MIND, MAAAAAAN!

175

colorI heard the bends are
caused by a secret
underwater laser gun,
maaaan!

176

colorEver seen a vampire squid
try to sleep, man?pressButton reactionIt's
craaaaazy!

177

colorIt's hard to write letters
underwater, maaaan.pause You
have to use a special pen.

178

colorI tried to bake a potato in a
lava vent once, maaaaan.pressButton
reactionIt didn't work so well.

179

reactioncolorMy toes are hairy, maaan!pressButton
reactionI never noticed before.

180

colorIf fingers start growing on
your feet, do you have to
call them hands, maaaan?

181

colorI heard people keep
goldfish in tanks, maaan.pressButton
reactionAnd then they give 'em
FREE FOOD!pressButtonreaction Sweet deal...

182

colorSome people want to help
you just to feel good about
themselves.pause But the help is
still nice, maaan.

183

colorNever watch a beluga while
she's eating, maaaan.pause Her
mouth is wiiiide open.

184

colorThe truth hurts, maaaaan.pressButton
Especially if you wrap it
around a rock and throw it
at someone.

185

colorThe ocean can never be
full, maaaaan. There's
always room for more rain.

186

colorSunfish don't even like the
sun, maaaan.

187

colorYou have to dig a hole to
fill a hole, maaaaan.pressButton
reactionDuuuuuude! My mind just
BLEW!

188

colorIdeals are single flowers
planted in the desert,
maaan.

189

colorDon't ever go to the
bottom of the sea, maaan.
You don't wanna know
what's down there.

190

colorIf opposites attract, why
don't people eat cabbage-
and-marshmallow sandwiches,
maaaan?

191

colorIsn't Halloween just
extortion with disguises,
maaaan?

192

colorPlaid socks are craaaazy,
man!pressButtonreaction Craaaaaaazy!

193

colorI hear that some places
actually hold clambakes,
maaan!pressButtonreaction Maybe I should
move...

194

colorDid you know some people
throw TRASH in the ocean,
maaaan?pressButtonreaction It breaks my
little otter heart...

195

colorIt's easy to keep a house
clean when it's underwater,
maaaan.

196

colorI love being in the ocean,
maaaan. But I wish we had
a baseball team.

197

colorEver tried to make
pancakes underwater,
maaan?pause It ain't easy.

198

colorSometimes I like to read
books backward, maaan.pressButtonreaction
Especially if they have a
surprise beginning!

199

colorEver visited a sunken ship,
man?pressButton IT'LL TOTALLY
BLOW YOUR MIIIIIIND!

200

colorGabbiano means "seagull"
in Italian, maaan.pressButtonreaction Talk
about CRAZY!

201

colorI've got a cousin who lives
at the zoo, maaaan.pressButtonreaction He
says they feed him for
FREE!

202

colorWhy do birds hop around
when they can fly, maaaan?

203

colorWater polo is the best sport
ever, maaaan.

204

colorSometimes you have to get
mad before you can be
happy, maaaan.

205

colorI heard the government has
figured out how to flush
toilets without touching
them, maaaan!
reactionBut they ain't telling us
how...

206

colorThe best time to see an owl
is when it's dark, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
But then you can't see it,
because IT'S TOO DARK!

207

colorAsk not what the ocean can
do for you, maaan. Ask
what you can do for the
ocean.

208

colorSwimming pools are pretty
overrated, maaan.

209

colorI found a treasure chest
once. Know what was in it?pressButtonreaction
TREASURE, MAAAAAN!

210

colorSwim against the tide,
maaan. That's where the
best clams are.

211

colorI used to be into rap music,
maaaan, but it's hard to
freestyle underwater.

212

colorI heard the government
hired a guy to organize all
your socks by color,
maaan!

213

colorFish sticks, maaaaan!pause Who
knew that fish came
BREADED?!

214

colorThe order within
coincidence is just
MATH, maaaan!

215

colorCourage, maaan. It always
comes at the worst time.

216

colorIf it looks like you're going
to get kicked out, just tell
people you're a reporter,
maaaan.

217

colorIf you travel at the speed
of light, do you turn into
the SUN?pressButtonreaction Oh, maaaan, my
achin' otter head!

218

colorYou can't fool physics,
maaan. That guy knows
EVERYTHING!

219

colorBorrowed clothes are
easier to get dirty,
maaaan.

220

colorWhy do we call money
Bells, maaan?pressButtonreaction That's
CRAZY!

221

colorI heard there's a giant cork
that keeps the ocean from
draining out!

And the government don't
want people to know about
it, maaaan!

222

colorJust keep swimming,
maaan. It'll all be OK
in the end.

223

colorEven with your eyes closed,
maaan, curry still tastes
like curry.

224

colorYa know, 75% of the earth
is covered with water,
maaan. pressButtonreactionThat means otters
are your new kings!

225

colorThe ocean can hypnotize
you, maaaan. I've seen it
happen.

226

colorWhy don't sharks just keep
that big fin underwater,
maaan?

227

colorNo one has a shadow in the
dark, maaaan.pressButtonreaction My mind just
BLEW!

228

reactioncolorPlankton are HILARIOUS,
maaan! I love those guys.

229

colorDon't throw anything in my
garbage, maaaan. It's
already full.

230

colorMaaan, I wish I had a good
pair of boots. I love boots.

231

colorDon't build a birdbath in
the living room, maaaan.
Birds can't use doors.

232

colorYou know what I miss most
about being on land?pressButton Salsa,
maaaan. That stuff is
DELICIOUS!

233

colorWater, maaan. Gotta love it.

234

colorThe ocean has no walls,
maaan.pressButtonreaction Think about it!

235

colorOnly runners can see the
faces of other runners,
maaaan.pressButtonreaction Ouch! My braaain!

236

colorIf you follow a circle,
you'll NEVER STOP
FOLLOWING IT!

237

colorWe otters hold hands when
we sleep, maaaan. It's just
another one of our charms.

238

colorSomeone needs to make
clam-flavored candy,
maaan.pressButtonreaction I'd TOTALLY buy
some of that!

239

colorThe truth is never free,
maaaan. But sometimes it's
on sale.

240

colorYou ever just sat down and
READ a dictionary, maaan?pressButtonreaction
It's got EVERYTHING in
there!

241

colorBees, maaan. Why do they
gotta hate...

242

colorYou never know what your
own tail looks like, maaan.pressButtonreaction
And you can't look without
changing it!

243

colorBrain freeze is just nature's
way of telling you to chill,
maaaan.

244

colorLife is just what you dream
when you're dreaming,
maaaan.

245

colorI bought a kite, maaan, but
then I remembered I live
underwater.pressButtonreaction Bummer.

246

colorOh, maaaan! I forgot to
take a shower today!pressButton Oh,
wait. I live underwater.

247

colorToo many cooks spoil the
broth, maaan. Unless it's
a buffet.

248

colorSomething's only a miracle
if you want it to be, maaan.

249

colorWho invented numbers,
maaan? Those things are
craaaazy!

250

colorSome fish glow in the dark,
maaaan! The rest of 'em
have to buy flashlights.

251

colorLast year I learned to surf,
maaaan. That was intense.

252

colorIce is just frozen water,
maaan.pressButtonreaction THINK ABOUT IT!

253

colorEels are so long, maaan!
It kinda freaks me out.

254

colorI should grow corn, maaan.
Corn is delicious.

255

colorSome fish don't school,
man.pressButton Hey, even the ocean
has loners.

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NPC_rakosuke.gmm

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fun_08

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Oh, maaaan. reactionpauseStanding is so
tiring.


reactionHeeeey, can I share a little
something with you?fun_07
Um, sure?
No!

3

Maaan, breathing air feels
pretty good.pause


reactionHey, can I share something
with you?fun_07
Um...OK?
Get lost!

4

Hooooohpause.pause.pause.pause Haaaaaaahpause.pause.pause.

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fun_08

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.pause.pause.pauseRight on.

8

pause.pause.pause.pauseDude, you just blew my
mind.

9

Hey,pause hook an otter up with
a scallop,pause would ya, man?fun_07
OK!
No way!

10

Look, maaan. This here?
I'm givin' it to YOU!

11

colorIf the grass is greener on
the other side, what
happens when you live next
to a PAINT FACTORY?

12

colorIf you're weird, maaan?
Normal people seem like
the weirdest people
around.

13

colorOnce you tell a secret, it's
NOT A SECRET ANYMORE!

14

colorIf your heart is broken,
you can't take it to a
mechanic, maaan.

15

colorWhy don't they call heavy-
metal music thallium,
maaan? That's way shorter.

16

colorKids who think they're not
good at stuff usually end
up being good at it, maaan.
Ya just gotta try.

17

colorBoats FLOAT, maaaan!
On the WATER!

18

colorIf you put something off, it
never gets done, maaan.

19

colorThe enemy of my enemy is
the friend of my enemy's
best friend. It's crazy,
maaaan.

20

colorLove is like a wave, maaan.
You've got highs and lows
and a whole bunch of
surfing.

21

colorSchools of fish don't
LEARN anything, maaan.

22

colorCalifornia rolls aren't from
California and french fries
aren't from France.pressButtonreaction
Oh, maaan, I can't deal.

23

colorIf you put the highest
mountain in the deepest
ocean, it would be covered
in water, maaaan.

24

colorIf you're tryin' to save
money, why do you buy a
piggy bank, maaaan?

25

colorIf you lie in a nonfiction
book, it turns into fiction.pressButtonreaction
That's craaaazy, man.

26

colorPuppy rhymes with
guppy, but no one wants
to pet a fish, maaaan.

27

colorIt's free to complain, but
you pay for it in the end.pressButtonreaction
Oh, maaaan, that's gonna
stick with me...

28

colorIf there are seven seas,
why don't we have more
boats, maaaan?

29

colorStarfish aren't even FISH,
maaan. Think about it.

30

colorWater from the hot tap is
cold in Alaska.pressButtonreaction It's true,
maaan! I looked it up!

31

colorIf you never win a game,
you still have a perfect
record, maaaan.

32

colorA hero who wants to be
rewarded is no hero at all,
maaaan.

33

colorYou can tune a piano, but
you can't tune a fish,
maaaan.

34

colorIf three's a crowd, how
many is a mob?pressButtonreaction Oh, maaan,
this hurts my head.

35

colorIf you try something new,
it's not new anymore,
maaan.

36

colorMaaan, folks who say
they're fine with anything
usually hate everything.

37

colorIf you tell a kid to do
something, he never wants
to do it.

You should tell 'em NOT
to do things, maaaan.

38

colorClownfish don't even own a
clown CAR, maaan!pressButton reactionHow do
they do it?

39

colorSummer, maaan. Rhymes
with bummer.pressButton I'm just
saying.

40

colorWhy are paddleboats
always shaped like SWANS,
maaaan?

41

colorThe guy who's walking
away is usually the one
who's done something
wrong, maaan.

42

colorIf oysters have pearls, what
do clams have, maaaan?

43

colorLawless states still have
laws, maaaan. Otherwise it
would be illegal to HAVE
NO LAWS!

44

colorCars, maaaan? They scare
me.

45

colorThe greatest motivator is
guilt, maaaan. Guilt and
really good food.

46

colorWhy do you only find
tourists in places of
interest, maaan?

47

colorDid you know that coral
reefs are MADE OF
CORAL?!pressButtonreaction Oh, maaaaan.

48

colorFriends are like the suckers
on a tentacle, maaaan.pause
Ya can't get by without
'em.

49

colorIf you learn from mistakes,
shouldn't you keep making
'em, maaan?

50

colorIf your dreams become
reality,pause what do you dream
about, maaan?

51

colorThe road less traveled is
really hard to walk on,
maaaan.pause Think it over.

52

colorWhen you lose something,
you always find it in the
last place you look.pressButtonreaction Unless
you keep looking, maaan!

53

colorIf light shines brightest in
the dark, does the dark
lurk darkest in the light?pressButtonreaction
Oh maaaan, my poor head.

54

colorThe ocean is so deep,
maaaan.pause I don't even know
what's down there
anymore.

55

colorIf fish live in the water,
would anyone notice if they
started crying?pressButtonreaction Oh,
maaan, that's sad.

56

colorAll living things go bald,
maaaan.pause Someday.

57

colorAnyone who says "excellent
question" has an answer
ready, maaaan.

58

colorLakes are just little oceans
without any plankton,
maaan.

59

colorDo oceans cover the earth,
or is the earth covering
part of the OCEAN?

60

colorLife is like a topographical
map, maaaan.pressButton reaction...Oh, man, I
forgot the rest of that.

61

colorIf a fish eats a fisherman,
is it called a personerfish?pressButton
reactionOh, maaaaan, my head!

62

colorCatfish aren't cats, maaan.pause
They don't even have
CLAAAAAAAWS!

63

colorIf you drop a hundred
pennies on the ground, pause
that's a DOLLAR, maaaan.

64

colorIf a slacker decides not to
slack off, isn't he still
slacking, maaaan?

65

colorPirates have a bad rap,
maaaan.pause But they should
still quit stealin'.

66

colorSpiders don't have webbed
feet, maaaan.pressButtonreaction They don't
even HAVE feet!

67

colorRivers carry boats, but they
can also SINK boats.pressButton reactionThink
about that one, maaan.

68

colorIf you try to float and you
can't,pause maybe sinking is just
your bag, maaan.

69

colorDid you ever notice how
the moon follows you
around? pauseMaybe that's
because it's yours, maaan.

70

colorCrabs aren't really crabby,
maaaan. They just have a
bad rap.

71

colorIf something isn't worth the
paper it's printed on, can
you still sell the paper,
maaaan?

72

colorIf lightning never strikes
twice, how do you explain
twins, maaaan?pressButtonreaction Whoa, now
I'm freaked out!

73

colorIf everyone buys a cell
phone, we won't be able to
cram folks into phone
booths anymore, maaaan.

74

colorBeachcombers are BALD,
maaan!pause It doesn't make
ANY SENSE!

75

colorThe first guy to cross a
finish line is the last guy
you'd expect to lose,
maaan.

76

colorBarbershop quartets don't
even sing in barbershops,
maaaan!pressButton Oh, my little otter
head...

77

colorThe front of the front
ISN'T THE BACK!pressButtonreaction Oh,
maaan, I'm losin' it here!

78

colorThere's no such thing as a
pool shark, maaaan.pause Sharks
can't even hold a cue.

79

colorThe final shape of an
object is what decides its
known form, maaaan.

80

colorIf bears hibernate in the
winter, do polar bears
hibernate in the summer,
maaaan?

81

colorIf home is where the heart
is,pause where is your spleen,
maaaan?

82

colorIf you beat yourself up,
that means you lost TO
YOURSELF!pause Oh, maaan, I
can't even think about it.

83

colorSometimes the greatest
courage is doing the right
thing, maaaaan.

I read that on a movie
poster once.

84

colorIf the ocean is filled with
salt, where do we get
pepper from, maaan?

85

colorCheese can never be milk
again, maaaaan.

86

colorLove is the opposite of
hate, and the opposite of
hate is total indifference,
maaaaan.

87

colorStairs are always stairs,
maaaan. Doesn't matter
how you climb 'em.

88

colorHabits are just underwear
that you can't take off,
maaan.

89

colorWhy don't people have
gills, maaaan? It would
make swimming so much
easier.

90

colorSeaweed is the most
beautiful flower of all,
maaaan.pause Believe it.

91

colorA vacation is just work with
a different train ticket,
maaaaan.

92

colorSpoons are always shiny
right before the soup,
maaan.

93

colorI went to the Canary
Islands, maaaan.pause There're
no canaries there.

94

colorThere's no better cough
than when you cough
alone, maaaan.

95

colorTo sell something no one
wants, just charge a lot for
it, maaaan.

96

colorWhen you see a black cat
at night, how do you know
it's not just part of the
darkness, maaan?

97

colorI can't explain what an
avocado tastes like,
maaaan.pressButtonreaction It's too crazy!

98

colorThe ocean is a place of no
laws, maaaan.pause Sharks don't
answer to nobody.

99

colorIf you don't want to lose,
maaan, just keep playing
until you win.pressButtonreaction Oh, man,
that's insaaaaaane!

100

colorSquids don't sleep, maaan.pause
They just close their eyes
and pretend to snore!

101

colorDid you know they have
diamonds that can cut
OTHER DIAMONDS?!pressButtonreaction
Total freak-out, maaan!

102

colorParents once worried about
being parents, maaaan.pause Cut
'em some slack.

103

colorAliens, maaaan. You can't
fake that stuff.

104

colorPeople who demand the
ball are more likely to hog
it, maaaaan.

105

colorOn a sleepless night, the
wise man sings lullabies
to himself, maaaan.

106

colorI heard they sent an otter
to the moon, maaaan.pressButtonreaction The
MOON!pressButtonreaction But then I heard
they faked it.

107

colorUntil you can't, maaan.pause
Until you can't.

108

colorThe guardrail isn't there
to protect you, maaaan.pressButton
reactionTHINK ABOUT IT!

109

colorEverything is known, maaan.
You just have to know where
to look.

110

colorOnce you lie, maaaan,
there's no going back.

111

colorYou ever baked a squid
cookie?pressButtonreaction Not good, maaaan.
Trust me.

112

colorRain seems like a bummer,
maaaan,pause but when you live
in the ocean, it's no big
deal.

113

colorPeople without sympathy
hate people without
sympathy, maaaan.pressButton reactionOooo,
my little otter brain!

114

colorIf you take a picture of a
picture, is it even REAL,
maaaan?

115

colorNever play gin rummy with
a platypus, maaan.

116

colorRed snapper, maaan.
Very tasty.

117

colorA frog's kid isn't a frog.
It's a tadpole.pressButtonreaction But a goat's
kid IS a kid!pausereaction Oh, maaaan...

118

colorThey tell you to sleep on a
problem, maaaan.pressButton reactionBut what
if your problem is
INSOMNIA?!

119

colorCamping, maaaan.pause Why not
just hang out in your
garage for a weekend?

120

colorI heard that the earth is
totally hollow, maaaan.pressButton
reactionThat's where they keep
the UFOs!

121

colorI heard there's a huge salt-
shaker at the bottom of the
ocean.pressButton reactionIt's TRUE, maaaan!

122

colorFate doesn't work on a
coin with two heads,
maaan.pause Think it over.

123

colorYou ever been to Idaho,
man? It's craaaaazy.

124

colorYou ever tried to play an
oboe underwater, maaan?pause
It ain't easy.

125

colorWhales, maaaaan. Whales.

126

colorWhat's up with scuba divers?pause
It's cheaper to just swim
facedown in a bathtub, maan.

127

colorLove is walking an unknown
road together, maaaan.

128

colorDon't treat a borrowed
item like it's yours, maaan.pause
Treat it like it's
someone else's.

129

colorAlways bring a present to a
birthday party, maaaan.pressButton
'Cause, hey. Free cake.

130

colorI heard they can track your
DNA with metal detectors,
maaaan!

131

colorDon't sweat the small
stuff, man.pause Unless it's
a virus.

132

colorAlways tip a hairdresser,
maaaan. It just works
better for everyone.

133

colorRecycling, maaan. Who
knew?

134

colorIf you make a documentary
about a compulsive liar, is
it even TRUE, maaan?

135

colorIf you wake up a sleeping
person to give them a
sleeping pill, you're not
helping, maaan.

136

colorI saw a dolphin inside a
submarine once, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
It BLEW MY MIIIIIND!

137

colorWhy doesn't anyone in this
town wear pants, maaaan?

138

colorDon't kid yourself, maaan.
If you eat lobster, you're
just eating a big bug.

139

colorAt least the one-hit wonder
got a hit, maaaan.

140

colorHanging out at the beach is
just like snorkeling on land,
maaaan.

141

colorEver look at coral, maaan?
I mean, REALLY look at it?

142

colorWe're all like sea glass,
maaan. Stick us in water
and it takes the edge off.

143

colorJealousy and love are both
one shape, maaaan.

144

colorIf something is just sitting
there, leave it alone,
maaan!

145

colorThe man-of-war is actually
a total pacifist, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
And it's NOT EVEN A MAN!

146

color"Sea cucumber" is just a
fancy way of saying
"barf slug," maaaan.

147

colorLions are the king of the
jungle, maaaan, but lionfish
are kings of NOTHING!

148

colorBig words usually come
from a small person,
maaan.

149

colorIt's against the law to smell
your own armpits, maaaan.pressButton
reactionTotally true!

150

colorRevenge is a waste of time,
maaaan. Just let it go.

151

colorIf it floats on the water,
don't eat it, maaaan.

152

colorIf you get glasses and an
eye patch, do people call
you "three-eyes"?pressButton
reactionOh, maaan, my head!

153

colorDid you know they have
POTENTIAL energy,
maaaan?pause Blows my mind...

154

colorFolks say the world is your
oyster. But what if you're a
CLAM, maaaan?

155

colorNobody knows the trouble
I've seen, maaaan.

156

colorThe abyss is a real place,
maaaan. I've been there.
I know.

157

colorIf you want to remember
something important, never
write it down, maaan.

158

colorFolks who refuse to
apologize only hurt
themselves, maaaan.color

159

colorI heard allergies are caused
by the government, maaan!

160

colorWhy don't boats have fins,
maaan? It just makes
SENSE!

161

colorWhen a red door opens, a
green door closes, maaan.pressButton
I looked it up.

162

colorEver get hugged by an
octopus, maaan?pressButtonreaction It'll
BLOW YOUR MIND!

163

colorSwimming is like flying,
maaaan.pressButton reactionI CAN FLY!!

164

colorRight now, there is only
right now, maaan.

165

colorJust because you have
blankets and a pillow
doesn't mean you have a
bed, maaaan.

166

colorSave the kelp forest,
maaaan!

167

colorNever show a fish your
belly, maaaan.

168

colorIf Tortimer is the mayor,pause
how come we never VOTE
FOR HIM, maaaan?!

169

colorEver been stung by a sea
anemone, maaan?pause They're
like the hornets of the sea!

170

colorI wish I had a mullet,
maaaan. That would be
sweet.

171

colorPitfalls are meaningless
unless you remember
where you put 'em, maaan!

172

colorDo you ever dream about
people that you don't
know, maaaan?pressButtonreaction That's just
you from the FUTURE!

173

colorYour brain is like a big
faucet, maaan. Don't ever
turn it off.

174

colorIn some countries, otters
are called oxen.pressButton reactionIT BLOWS
MY MIND, MAAAAAAN!

175

colorI heard the bends are
caused by a secret
underwater laser gun,
maaaan!

176

colorEver seen a vampire squid
try to sleep, man?pressButton reactionIt's
craaaaazy!

177

colorIt's hard to write letters
underwater, maaaan.pause You
have to use a special pen.

178

colorI tried to bake a potato in a
lava vent once, maaaaan.pressButton
reactionIt didn't work so well.

179

reactioncolorMy toes are hairy, maaan!pressButton
reactionI never noticed before.

180

colorIf fingers start growing on
your feet, do you have to
call them hands, maaaan?

181

colorI heard people keep
goldfish in tanks, maaan.pressButton
reactionAnd then they give 'em
FREE FOOD!pressButtonreaction Sweet deal...

182

colorSome people want to help
you just to feel good about
themselves.pause But the help is
still nice, maaan.

183

colorNever watch a beluga while
she's eating, maaaan.pause Her
mouth is wiiiide open.

184

colorThe truth hurts, maaaaan.pressButton
Especially if you wrap it
around a rock and throw it
at someone.

185

colorThe ocean can never be
full, maaaaan. There's
always room for more rain.

186

colorSunfish don't even like the
sun, maaaan.

187

colorYou have to dig a hole to
fill a hole, maaaaan.pressButton
reactionDuuuuuude! My mind just
BLEW!

188

colorIdeals are single flowers
planted in the desert,
maaan.

189

colorDon't ever go to the
bottom of the sea, maaan.
You don't wanna know
what's down there.

190

colorIf opposites attract, why
don't people eat cabbage-
and-marshmallow sandwiches,
maaaan?

191

colorIsn't Halloween just
extortion with disguises,
maaaan?

192

colorPlaid socks are craaaazy,
man!pressButtonreaction Craaaaaaazy!

193

colorI hear that some places
actually hold clambakes,
maaan!pressButtonreaction Maybe I should
move...

194

colorDid you know some people
throw TRASH in the ocean,
maaaan?pressButtonreaction It breaks my
little otter heart...

195

colorIt's easy to keep a house
clean when it's underwater,
maaaan.

196

colorI love being in the ocean,
maaaan. But I wish we had
a baseball team.

197

colorEver tried to make
pancakes underwater,
maaan?pause It ain't easy.

198

colorSometimes I like to read
books backward, maaan.pressButtonreaction
Especially if they have a
surprise beginning!

199

colorEver visited a sunken ship,
man?pressButton IT'LL TOTALLY
BLOW YOUR MIIIIIIND!

200

colorGabbiano means "seagull"
in Italian, maaan.pressButtonreaction Talk
about CRAZY!

201

colorI've got a cousin who lives
at the zoo, maaaan.pressButtonreaction He
says they feed him for
FREE!

202

colorWhy do birds hop around
when they can fly, maaaan?

203

colorWater polo is the best sport
ever, maaaan.

204

colorSometimes you have to get
mad before you can be
happy, maaaan.

205

colorI heard the government has
figured out how to flush
toilets without touching
them, maaaan!
reactionBut they ain't telling us
how...

206

colorThe best time to see an owl
is when it's dark, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
But then you can't see it,
because IT'S TOO DARK!

207

colorAsk not what the ocean can
do for you, maaan. Ask
what you can do for the
ocean.

208

colorSwimming pools are pretty
overrated, maaan.

209

colorI found a treasure chest
once. Know what was in it?pressButtonreaction
TREASURE, MAAAAAN!

210

colorSwim against the tide,
maaan. That's where the
best clams are.

211

colorI used to be into rap music,
maaaan, but it's hard to
freestyle underwater.

212

colorI heard the government
hired a guy to organize all
your socks by color,
maaan!

213

colorFish sticks, maaaaan!pause Who
knew that fish came
BREADED?!

214

colorThe order within
coincidence is just
MATH, maaaan!

215

colorCourage, maaan. It always
comes at the worst time.

216

colorIf it looks like you're going
to get kicked out, just tell
people you're a reporter,
maaaan.

217

colorIf you travel at the speed
of light, do you turn into
the SUN?pressButtonreaction Oh, maaaan, my
achin' otter head!

218

colorYou can't fool physics,
maaan. That guy knows
EVERYTHING!

219

colorBorrowed clothes are
easier to get dirty,
maaaan.

220

colorWhy do we call money
Bells, maaan?pressButtonreaction That's
CRAZY!

221

colorI heard there's a giant cork
that keeps the ocean from
draining out!

And the government don't
want people to know about
it, maaaan!

222

colorJust keep swimming,
maaan. It'll all be OK
in the end.

223

colorEven with your eyes closed,
maaan, curry still tastes
like curry.

224

colorYa know, 75% of the earth
is covered with water,
maaan. pressButtonreactionThat means otters
are your new kings!

225

colorThe ocean can hypnotize
you, maaaan. I've seen it
happen.

226

colorWhy don't sharks just keep
that big fin underwater,
maaan?

227

colorNo one has a shadow in the
dark, maaaan.pressButtonreaction My mind just
BLEW!

228

reactioncolorPlankton are HILARIOUS,
maaan! I love those guys.

229

colorDon't throw anything in my
garbage, maaaan. It's
already full.

230

colorMaaan, I wish I had a good
pair of boots. I love boots.

231

colorDon't build a birdbath in
the living room, maaaan.
Birds can't use doors.

232

colorYou know what I miss most
about being on land?pressButton Salsa,
maaaan. That stuff is
DELICIOUS!

233

colorWater, maaan. Gotta love it.

234

colorThe ocean has no walls,
maaan.pressButtonreaction Think about it!

235

colorOnly runners can see the
faces of other runners,
maaaan.pressButtonreaction Ouch! My braaain!

236

colorIf you follow a circle,
you'll NEVER STOP
FOLLOWING IT!

237

colorWe otters hold hands when
we sleep, maaaan. It's just
another one of our charms.

238

colorSomeone needs to make
clam-flavored candy,
maaan.pressButtonreaction I'd TOTALLY buy
some of that!

239

colorThe truth is never free,
maaaan. But sometimes it's
on sale.

240

colorYou ever just sat down and
READ a dictionary, maaan?pressButtonreaction
It's got EVERYTHING in
there!

241

colorBees, maaan. Why do they
gotta hate...

242

colorYou never know what your
own tail looks like, maaan.pressButtonreaction
And you can't look without
changing it!

243

colorBrain freeze is just nature's
way of telling you to chill,
maaaan.

244

colorLife is just what you dream
when you're dreaming,
maaaan.

245

colorI bought a kite, maaan, but
then I remembered I live
underwater.pressButtonreaction Bummer.

246

colorOh, maaaan! I forgot to
take a shower today!pressButton Oh,
wait. I live underwater.

247

colorToo many cooks spoil the
broth, maaan. Unless it's
a buffet.

248

colorSomething's only a miracle
if you want it to be, maaan.

249

colorWho invented numbers,
maaan? Those things are
craaaazy!

250

colorSome fish glow in the dark,
maaaan! The rest of 'em
have to buy flashlights.

251

colorLast year I learned to surf,
maaaan. That was intense.

252

colorIce is just frozen water,
maaan.pressButtonreaction THINK ABOUT IT!

253

colorEels are so long, maaan!
It kinda freaks me out.

254

colorI should grow corn, maaan.
Corn is delicious.

255

colorSome fish don't school,
man.pressButton Hey, even the ocean
has loners.

0

NPC_rakosuke.gmm

1

fun_08

2

Oh, maaaan. reactionpauseStanding is so
tiring.


reactionHeeeey, can I share a little
something with you?fun_07
Um, sure?
No!

3

Maaan, breathing air feels
pretty good.pause


reactionHey, can I share something
with you?fun_07
Um...OK?
Get lost!

4

Hooooohpause.pause.pause.pause Haaaaaaahpause.pause.pause.

5


.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pausereactionpause

6

fun_08

7

.pause.pause.pauseRight on.

8

pause.pause.pause.pauseDude, you just blew my
mind.

9

Hey,pause hook an otter up with
a scallop,pause would ya, man?fun_07
OK!
No way!

10

Look, maaan. This here?
I'm givin' it to YOU!

11

colorIf the grass is greener on
the other side, what
happens when you live next
to a PAINT FACTORY?

12

colorIf you're weird, maaan?
Normal people seem like
the weirdest people
around.

13

colorOnce you tell a secret, it's
NOT A SECRET ANYMORE!

14

colorIf your heart is broken,
you can't take it to a
mechanic, maaan.

15

colorWhy don't they call heavy-
metal music thallium,
maaan? That's way shorter.

16

colorKids who think they're not
good at stuff usually end
up being good at it, maaan.
Ya just gotta try.

17

colorBoats FLOAT, maaaan!
On the WATER!

18

colorIf you put something off, it
never gets done, maaan.

19

colorThe enemy of my enemy is
the friend of my enemy's
best friend. It's crazy,
maaaan.

20

colorLove is like a wave, maaan.
You've got highs and lows
and a whole bunch of
surfing.

21

colorSchools of fish don't
LEARN anything, maaan.

22

colorCalifornia rolls aren't from
California and french fries
aren't from France.pressButtonreaction
Oh, maaan, I can't deal.

23

colorIf you put the highest
mountain in the deepest
ocean, it would be covered
in water, maaaan.

24

colorIf you're tryin' to save
money, why do you buy a
piggy bank, maaaan?

25

colorIf you lie in a nonfiction
book, it turns into fiction.pressButtonreaction
That's craaaazy, man.

26

colorPuppy rhymes with
guppy, but no one wants
to pet a fish, maaaan.

27

colorIt's free to complain, but
you pay for it in the end.pressButtonreaction
Oh, maaaan, that's gonna
stick with me...

28

colorIf there are seven seas,
why don't we have more
boats, maaaan?

29

colorStarfish aren't even FISH,
maaan. Think about it.

30

colorWater from the hot tap is
cold in Alaska.pressButtonreaction It's true,
maaan! I looked it up!

31

colorIf you never win a game,
you still have a perfect
record, maaaan.

32

colorA hero who wants to be
rewarded is no hero at all,
maaaan.

33

colorYou can tune a piano, but
you can't tune a fish,
maaaan.

34

colorIf three's a crowd, how
many is a mob?pressButtonreaction Oh, maaan,
this hurts my head.

35

colorIf you try something new,
it's not new anymore,
maaan.

36

colorMaaan, folks who say
they're fine with anything
usually hate everything.

37

colorIf you tell a kid to do
something, he never wants
to do it.

You should tell 'em NOT
to do things, maaaan.

38

colorClownfish don't even own a
clown CAR, maaan!pressButton reactionHow do
they do it?

39

colorSummer, maaan. Rhymes
with bummer.pressButton I'm just
saying.

40

colorWhy are paddleboats
always shaped like SWANS,
maaaan?

41

colorThe guy who's walking
away is usually the one
who's done something
wrong, maaan.

42

colorIf oysters have pearls, what
do clams have, maaaan?

43

colorLawless states still have
laws, maaaan. Otherwise it
would be illegal to HAVE
NO LAWS!

44

colorCars, maaaan? They scare
me.

45

colorThe greatest motivator is
guilt, maaaan. Guilt and
really good food.

46

colorWhy do you only find
tourists in places of
interest, maaan?

47

colorDid you know that coral
reefs are MADE OF
CORAL?!pressButtonreaction Oh, maaaaan.

48

colorFriends are like the suckers
on a tentacle, maaaan.pause
Ya can't get by without
'em.

49

colorIf you learn from mistakes,
shouldn't you keep making
'em, maaan?

50

colorIf your dreams become
reality,pause what do you dream
about, maaan?

51

colorThe road less traveled is
really hard to walk on,
maaaan.pause Think it over.

52

colorWhen you lose something,
you always find it in the
last place you look.pressButtonreaction Unless
you keep looking, maaan!

53

colorIf light shines brightest in
the dark, does the dark
lurk darkest in the light?pressButtonreaction
Oh maaaan, my poor head.

54

colorThe ocean is so deep,
maaaan.pause I don't even know
what's down there
anymore.

55

colorIf fish live in the water,
would anyone notice if they
started crying?pressButtonreaction Oh,
maaan, that's sad.

56

colorAll living things go bald,
maaaan.pause Someday.

57

colorAnyone who says "excellent
question" has an answer
ready, maaaan.

58

colorLakes are just little oceans
without any plankton,
maaan.

59

colorDo oceans cover the earth,
or is the earth covering
part of the OCEAN?

60

colorLife is like a topographical
map, maaaan.pressButton reaction...Oh, man, I
forgot the rest of that.

61

colorIf a fish eats a fisherman,
is it called a personerfish?pressButton
reactionOh, maaaaan, my head!

62

colorCatfish aren't cats, maaan.pause
They don't even have
CLAAAAAAAWS!

63

colorIf you drop a hundred
pennies on the ground, pause
that's a DOLLAR, maaaan.

64

colorIf a slacker decides not to
slack off, isn't he still
slacking, maaaan?

65

colorPirates have a bad rap,
maaaan.pause But they should
still quit stealin'.

66

colorSpiders don't have webbed
feet, maaaan.pressButtonreaction They don't
even HAVE feet!

67

colorRivers carry boats, but they
can also SINK boats.pressButton reactionThink
about that one, maaan.

68

colorIf you try to float and you
can't,pause maybe sinking is just
your bag, maaan.

69

colorDid you ever notice how
the moon follows you
around? pauseMaybe that's
because it's yours, maaan.

70

colorCrabs aren't really crabby,
maaaan. They just have a
bad rap.

71

colorIf something isn't worth the
paper it's printed on, can
you still sell the paper,
maaaan?

72

colorIf lightning never strikes
twice, how do you explain
twins, maaaan?pressButtonreaction Whoa, now
I'm freaked out!

73

colorIf everyone buys a cell
phone, we won't be able to
cram folks into phone
booths anymore, maaaan.

74

colorBeachcombers are BALD,
maaan!pause It doesn't make
ANY SENSE!

75

colorThe first guy to cross a
finish line is the last guy
you'd expect to lose,
maaan.

76

colorBarbershop quartets don't
even sing in barbershops,
maaaan!pressButton Oh, my little otter
head...

77

colorThe front of the front
ISN'T THE BACK!pressButtonreaction Oh,
maaan, I'm losin' it here!

78

colorThere's no such thing as a
pool shark, maaaan.pause Sharks
can't even hold a cue.

79

colorThe final shape of an
object is what decides its
known form, maaaan.

80

colorIf bears hibernate in the
winter, do polar bears
hibernate in the summer,
maaaan?

81

colorIf home is where the heart
is,pause where is your spleen,
maaaan?

82

colorIf you beat yourself up,
that means you lost TO
YOURSELF!pause Oh, maaan, I
can't even think about it.

83

colorSometimes the greatest
courage is doing the right
thing, maaaaan.

I read that on a movie
poster once.

84

colorIf the ocean is filled with
salt, where do we get
pepper from, maaan?

85

colorCheese can never be milk
again, maaaaan.

86

colorLove is the opposite of
hate, and the opposite of
hate is total indifference,
maaaaan.

87

colorStairs are always stairs,
maaaan. Doesn't matter
how you climb 'em.

88

colorHabits are just underwear
that you can't take off,
maaan.

89

colorWhy don't people have
gills, maaaan? It would
make swimming so much
easier.

90

colorSeaweed is the most
beautiful flower of all,
maaaan.pause Believe it.

91

colorA vacation is just work with
a different train ticket,
maaaaan.

92

colorSpoons are always shiny
right before the soup,
maaan.

93

colorI went to the Canary
Islands, maaaan.pause There're
no canaries there.

94

colorThere's no better cough
than when you cough
alone, maaaan.

95

colorTo sell something no one
wants, just charge a lot for
it, maaaan.

96

colorWhen you see a black cat
at night, how do you know
it's not just part of the
darkness, maaan?

97

colorI can't explain what an
avocado tastes like,
maaaan.pressButtonreaction It's too crazy!

98

colorThe ocean is a place of no
laws, maaaan.pause Sharks don't
answer to nobody.

99

colorIf you don't want to lose,
maaan, just keep playing
until you win.pressButtonreaction Oh, man,
that's insaaaaaane!

100

colorSquids don't sleep, maaan.pause
They just close their eyes
and pretend to snore!

101

colorDid you know they have
diamonds that can cut
OTHER DIAMONDS?!pressButtonreaction
Total freak-out, maaan!

102

colorParents once worried about
being parents, maaaan.pause Cut
'em some slack.

103

colorAliens, maaaan. You can't
fake that stuff.

104

colorPeople who demand the
ball are more likely to hog
it, maaaaan.

105

colorOn a sleepless night, the
wise man sings lullabies
to himself, maaaan.

106

colorI heard they sent an otter
to the moon, maaaan.pressButtonreaction The
MOON!pressButtonreaction But then I heard
they faked it.

107

colorUntil you can't, maaan.pause
Until you can't.

108

colorThe guardrail isn't there
to protect you, maaaan.pressButton
reactionTHINK ABOUT IT!

109

colorEverything is known, maaan.
You just have to know where
to look.

110

colorOnce you lie, maaaan,
there's no going back.

111

colorYou ever baked a squid
cookie?pressButtonreaction Not good, maaaan.
Trust me.

112

colorRain seems like a bummer,
maaaan,pause but when you live
in the ocean, it's no big
deal.

113

colorPeople without sympathy
hate people without
sympathy, maaaan.pressButton reactionOooo,
my little otter brain!

114

colorIf you take a picture of a
picture, is it even REAL,
maaaan?

115

colorNever play gin rummy with
a platypus, maaan.

116

colorRed snapper, maaan.
Very tasty.

117

colorA frog's kid isn't a frog.
It's a tadpole.pressButtonreaction But a goat's
kid IS a kid!pausereaction Oh, maaaan...

118

colorThey tell you to sleep on a
problem, maaaan.pressButton reactionBut what
if your problem is
INSOMNIA?!

119

colorCamping, maaaan.pause Why not
just hang out in your
garage for a weekend?

120

colorI heard that the earth is
totally hollow, maaaan.pressButton
reactionThat's where they keep
the UFOs!

121

colorI heard there's a huge salt-
shaker at the bottom of the
ocean.pressButton reactionIt's TRUE, maaaan!

122

colorFate doesn't work on a
coin with two heads,
maaan.pause Think it over.

123

colorYou ever been to Idaho,
man? It's craaaaazy.

124

colorYou ever tried to play an
oboe underwater, maaan?pause
It ain't easy.

125

colorWhales, maaaaan. Whales.

126

colorWhat's up with scuba divers?pause
It's cheaper to just swim
facedown in a bathtub, maan.

127

colorLove is walking an unknown
road together, maaaan.

128

colorDon't treat a borrowed
item like it's yours, maaan.pause
Treat it like it's
someone else's.

129

colorAlways bring a present to a
birthday party, maaaan.pressButton
'Cause, hey. Free cake.

130

colorI heard they can track your
DNA with metal detectors,
maaaan!

131

colorDon't sweat the small
stuff, man.pause Unless it's
a virus.

132

colorAlways tip a hairdresser,
maaaan. It just works
better for everyone.

133

colorRecycling, maaan. Who
knew?

134

colorIf you make a documentary
about a compulsive liar, is
it even TRUE, maaan?

135

colorIf you wake up a sleeping
person to give them a
sleeping pill, you're not
helping, maaan.

136

colorI saw a dolphin inside a
submarine once, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
It BLEW MY MIIIIIND!

137

colorWhy doesn't anyone in this
town wear pants, maaaan?

138

colorDon't kid yourself, maaan.
If you eat lobster, you're
just eating a big bug.

139

colorAt least the one-hit wonder
got a hit, maaaan.

140

colorHanging out at the beach is
just like snorkeling on land,
maaaan.

141

colorEver look at coral, maaan?
I mean, REALLY look at it?

142

colorWe're all like sea glass,
maaan. Stick us in water
and it takes the edge off.

143

colorJealousy and love are both
one shape, maaaan.

144

colorIf something is just sitting
there, leave it alone,
maaan!

145

colorThe man-of-war is actually
a total pacifist, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
And it's NOT EVEN A MAN!

146

color"Sea cucumber" is just a
fancy way of saying
"barf slug," maaaan.

147

colorLions are the king of the
jungle, maaaan, but lionfish
are kings of NOTHING!

148

colorBig words usually come
from a small person,
maaan.

149

colorIt's against the law to smell
your own armpits, maaaan.pressButton
reactionTotally true!

150

colorRevenge is a waste of time,
maaaan. Just let it go.

151

colorIf it floats on the water,
don't eat it, maaaan.

152

colorIf you get glasses and an
eye patch, do people call
you "three-eyes"?pressButton
reactionOh, maaan, my head!

153

colorDid you know they have
POTENTIAL energy,
maaaan?pause Blows my mind...

154

colorFolks say the world is your
oyster. But what if you're a
CLAM, maaaan?

155

colorNobody knows the trouble
I've seen, maaaan.

156

colorThe abyss is a real place,
maaaan. I've been there.
I know.

157

colorIf you want to remember
something important, never
write it down, maaan.

158

colorFolks who refuse to
apologize only hurt
themselves, maaaan.color

159

colorI heard allergies are caused
by the government, maaan!

160

colorWhy don't boats have fins,
maaan? It just makes
SENSE!

161

colorWhen a red door opens, a
green door closes, maaan.pressButton
I looked it up.

162

colorEver get hugged by an
octopus, maaan?pressButtonreaction It'll
BLOW YOUR MIND!

163

colorSwimming is like flying,
maaaan.pressButton reactionI CAN FLY!!

164

colorRight now, there is only
right now, maaan.

165

colorJust because you have
blankets and a pillow
doesn't mean you have a
bed, maaaan.

166

colorSave the kelp forest,
maaaan!

167

colorNever show a fish your
belly, maaaan.

168

colorIf Tortimer is the mayor,pause
how come we never VOTE
FOR HIM, maaaan?!

169

colorEver been stung by a sea
anemone, maaan?pause They're
like the hornets of the sea!

170

colorI wish I had a mullet,
maaaan. That would be
sweet.

171

colorPitfalls are meaningless
unless you remember
where you put 'em, maaan!

172

colorDo you ever dream about
people that you don't
know, maaaan?pressButtonreaction That's just
you from the FUTURE!

173

colorYour brain is like a big
faucet, maaan. Don't ever
turn it off.

174

colorIn some countries, otters
are called oxen.pressButton reactionIT BLOWS
MY MIND, MAAAAAAN!

175

colorI heard the bends are
caused by a secret
underwater laser gun,
maaaan!

176

colorEver seen a vampire squid
try to sleep, man?pressButton reactionIt's
craaaaazy!

177

colorIt's hard to write letters
underwater, maaaan.pause You
have to use a special pen.

178

colorI tried to bake a potato in a
lava vent once, maaaaan.pressButton
reactionIt didn't work so well.

179

reactioncolorMy toes are hairy, maaan!pressButton
reactionI never noticed before.

180

colorIf fingers start growing on
your feet, do you have to
call them hands, maaaan?

181

colorI heard people keep
goldfish in tanks, maaan.pressButton
reactionAnd then they give 'em
FREE FOOD!pressButtonreaction Sweet deal...

182

colorSome people want to help
you just to feel good about
themselves.pause But the help is
still nice, maaan.

183

colorNever watch a beluga while
she's eating, maaaan.pause Her
mouth is wiiiide open.

184

colorThe truth hurts, maaaaan.pressButton
Especially if you wrap it
around a rock and throw it
at someone.

185

colorThe ocean can never be
full, maaaaan. There's
always room for more rain.

186

colorSunfish don't even like the
sun, maaaan.

187

colorYou have to dig a hole to
fill a hole, maaaaan.pressButton
reactionDuuuuuude! My mind just
BLEW!

188

colorIdeals are single flowers
planted in the desert,
maaan.

189

colorDon't ever go to the
bottom of the sea, maaan.
You don't wanna know
what's down there.

190

colorIf opposites attract, why
don't people eat cabbage-
and-marshmallow sandwiches,
maaaan?

191

colorIsn't Halloween just
extortion with disguises,
maaaan?

192

colorPlaid socks are craaaazy,
man!pressButtonreaction Craaaaaaazy!

193

colorI hear that some places
actually hold clambakes,
maaan!pressButtonreaction Maybe I should
move...

194

colorDid you know some people
throw TRASH in the ocean,
maaaan?pressButtonreaction It breaks my
little otter heart...

195

colorIt's easy to keep a house
clean when it's underwater,
maaaan.

196

colorI love being in the ocean,
maaaan. But I wish we had
a baseball team.

197

colorEver tried to make
pancakes underwater,
maaan?pause It ain't easy.

198

colorSometimes I like to read
books backward, maaan.pressButtonreaction
Especially if they have a
surprise beginning!

199

colorEver visited a sunken ship,
man?pressButton IT'LL TOTALLY
BLOW YOUR MIIIIIIND!

200

colorGabbiano means "seagull"
in Italian, maaan.pressButtonreaction Talk
about CRAZY!

201

colorI've got a cousin who lives
at the zoo, maaaan.pressButtonreaction He
says they feed him for
FREE!

202

colorWhy do birds hop around
when they can fly, maaaan?

203

colorWater polo is the best sport
ever, maaaan.

204

colorSometimes you have to get
mad before you can be
happy, maaaan.

205

colorI heard the government has
figured out how to flush
toilets without touching
them, maaaan!
reactionBut they ain't telling us
how...

206

colorThe best time to see an owl
is when it's dark, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
But then you can't see it,
because IT'S TOO DARK!

207

colorAsk not what the ocean can
do for you, maaan. Ask
what you can do for the
ocean.

208

colorSwimming pools are pretty
overrated, maaan.

209

colorI found a treasure chest
once. Know what was in it?pressButtonreaction
TREASURE, MAAAAAN!

210

colorSwim against the tide,
maaan. That's where the
best clams are.

211

colorI used to be into rap music,
maaaan, but it's hard to
freestyle underwater.

212

colorI heard the government
hired a guy to organize all
your socks by color,
maaan!

213

colorFish sticks, maaaaan!pause Who
knew that fish came
BREADED?!

214

colorThe order within
coincidence is just
MATH, maaaan!

215

colorCourage, maaan. It always
comes at the worst time.

216

colorIf it looks like you're going
to get kicked out, just tell
people you're a reporter,
maaaan.

217

colorIf you travel at the speed
of light, do you turn into
the SUN?pressButtonreaction Oh, maaaan, my
achin' otter head!

218

colorYou can't fool physics,
maaan. That guy knows
EVERYTHING!

219

colorBorrowed clothes are
easier to get dirty,
maaaan.

220

colorWhy do we call money
Bells, maaan?pressButtonreaction That's
CRAZY!

221

colorI heard there's a giant cork
that keeps the ocean from
draining out!

And the government don't
want people to know about
it, maaaan!

222

colorJust keep swimming,
maaan. It'll all be OK
in the end.

223

colorEven with your eyes closed,
maaan, curry still tastes
like curry.

224

colorYa know, 75% of the earth
is covered with water,
maaan. pressButtonreactionThat means otters
are your new kings!

225

colorThe ocean can hypnotize
you, maaaan. I've seen it
happen.

226

colorWhy don't sharks just keep
that big fin underwater,
maaan?

227

colorNo one has a shadow in the
dark, maaaan.pressButtonreaction My mind just
BLEW!

228

reactioncolorPlankton are HILARIOUS,
maaan! I love those guys.

229

colorDon't throw anything in my
garbage, maaaan. It's
already full.

230

colorMaaan, I wish I had a good
pair of boots. I love boots.

231

colorDon't build a birdbath in
the living room, maaaan.
Birds can't use doors.

232

colorYou know what I miss most
about being on land?pressButton Salsa,
maaaan. That stuff is
DELICIOUS!

233

colorWater, maaan. Gotta love it.

234

colorThe ocean has no walls,
maaan.pressButtonreaction Think about it!

235

colorOnly runners can see the
faces of other runners,
maaaan.pressButtonreaction Ouch! My braaain!

236

colorIf you follow a circle,
you'll NEVER STOP
FOLLOWING IT!

237

colorWe otters hold hands when
we sleep, maaaan. It's just
another one of our charms.

238

colorSomeone needs to make
clam-flavored candy,
maaan.pressButtonreaction I'd TOTALLY buy
some of that!

239

colorThe truth is never free,
maaaan. But sometimes it's
on sale.

240

colorYou ever just sat down and
READ a dictionary, maaan?pressButtonreaction
It's got EVERYTHING in
there!

241

colorBees, maaan. Why do they
gotta hate...

242

colorYou never know what your
own tail looks like, maaan.pressButtonreaction
And you can't look without
changing it!

243

colorBrain freeze is just nature's
way of telling you to chill,
maaaan.

244

colorLife is just what you dream
when you're dreaming,
maaaan.

245

colorI bought a kite, maaan, but
then I remembered I live
underwater.pressButtonreaction Bummer.

246

colorOh, maaaan! I forgot to
take a shower today!pressButton Oh,
wait. I live underwater.

247

colorToo many cooks spoil the
broth, maaan. Unless it's
a buffet.

248

colorSomething's only a miracle
if you want it to be, maaan.

249

colorWho invented numbers,
maaan? Those things are
craaaazy!

250

colorSome fish glow in the dark,
maaaan! The rest of 'em
have to buy flashlights.

251

colorLast year I learned to surf,
maaaan. That was intense.

252

colorIce is just frozen water,
maaan.pressButtonreaction THINK ABOUT IT!

253

colorEels are so long, maaan!
It kinda freaks me out.

254

colorI should grow corn, maaan.
Corn is delicious.

255

colorSome fish don't school,
man.pressButton Hey, even the ocean
has loners.

0

NPC_rakosuke.gmm

1

fun_08

2

Oh, maaaan. reactionpauseStanding is so
tiring.


reactionHeeeey, can I share a little
something with you?fun_07
Um, sure?
No!

3

Maaan, breathing air feels
pretty good.pause


reactionHey, can I share something
with you?fun_07
Um...OK?
Get lost!

4

Hooooohpause.pause.pause.pause Haaaaaaahpause.pause.pause.

5


.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pausereactionpause

6

fun_08

7

.pause.pause.pauseRight on.

8

pause.pause.pause.pauseDude, you just blew my
mind.

9

Hey,pause hook an otter up with
a scallop,pause would ya, man?fun_07
OK!
No way!

10

Look, maaan. This here?
I'm givin' it to YOU!

11

colorIf the grass is greener on
the other side, what
happens when you live next
to a PAINT FACTORY?

12

colorIf you're weird, maaan?
Normal people seem like
the weirdest people
around.

13

colorOnce you tell a secret, it's
NOT A SECRET ANYMORE!

14

colorIf your heart is broken,
you can't take it to a
mechanic, maaan.

15

colorWhy don't they call heavy-
metal music thallium,
maaan? That's way shorter.

16

colorKids who think they're not
good at stuff usually end
up being good at it, maaan.
Ya just gotta try.

17

colorBoats FLOAT, maaaan!
On the WATER!

18

colorIf you put something off, it
never gets done, maaan.

19

colorThe enemy of my enemy is
the friend of my enemy's
best friend. It's crazy,
maaaan.

20

colorLove is like a wave, maaan.
You've got highs and lows
and a whole bunch of
surfing.

21

colorSchools of fish don't
LEARN anything, maaan.

22

colorCalifornia rolls aren't from
California and french fries
aren't from France.pressButtonreaction
Oh, maaan, I can't deal.

23

colorIf you put the highest
mountain in the deepest
ocean, it would be covered
in water, maaaan.

24

colorIf you're tryin' to save
money, why do you buy a
piggy bank, maaaan?

25

colorIf you lie in a nonfiction
book, it turns into fiction.pressButtonreaction
That's craaaazy, man.

26

colorPuppy rhymes with
guppy, but no one wants
to pet a fish, maaaan.

27

colorIt's free to complain, but
you pay for it in the end.pressButtonreaction
Oh, maaaan, that's gonna
stick with me...

28

colorIf there are seven seas,
why don't we have more
boats, maaaan?

29

colorStarfish aren't even FISH,
maaan. Think about it.

30

colorWater from the hot tap is
cold in Alaska.pressButtonreaction It's true,
maaan! I looked it up!

31

colorIf you never win a game,
you still have a perfect
record, maaaan.

32

colorA hero who wants to be
rewarded is no hero at all,
maaaan.

33

colorYou can tune a piano, but
you can't tune a fish,
maaaan.

34

colorIf three's a crowd, how
many is a mob?pressButtonreaction Oh, maaan,
this hurts my head.

35

colorIf you try something new,
it's not new anymore,
maaan.

36

colorMaaan, folks who say
they're fine with anything
usually hate everything.

37

colorIf you tell a kid to do
something, he never wants
to do it.

You should tell 'em NOT
to do things, maaaan.

38

colorClownfish don't even own a
clown CAR, maaan!pressButton reactionHow do
they do it?

39

colorSummer, maaan. Rhymes
with bummer.pressButton I'm just
saying.

40

colorWhy are paddleboats
always shaped like SWANS,
maaaan?

41

colorThe guy who's walking
away is usually the one
who's done something
wrong, maaan.

42

colorIf oysters have pearls, what
do clams have, maaaan?

43

colorLawless states still have
laws, maaaan. Otherwise it
would be illegal to HAVE
NO LAWS!

44

colorCars, maaaan? They scare
me.

45

colorThe greatest motivator is
guilt, maaaan. Guilt and
really good food.

46

colorWhy do you only find
tourists in places of
interest, maaan?

47

colorDid you know that coral
reefs are MADE OF
CORAL?!pressButtonreaction Oh, maaaaan.

48

colorFriends are like the suckers
on a tentacle, maaaan.pause
Ya can't get by without
'em.

49

colorIf you learn from mistakes,
shouldn't you keep making
'em, maaan?

50

colorIf your dreams become
reality,pause what do you dream
about, maaan?

51

colorThe road less traveled is
really hard to walk on,
maaaan.pause Think it over.

52

colorWhen you lose something,
you always find it in the
last place you look.pressButtonreaction Unless
you keep looking, maaan!

53

colorIf light shines brightest in
the dark, does the dark
lurk darkest in the light?pressButtonreaction
Oh maaaan, my poor head.

54

colorThe ocean is so deep,
maaaan.pause I don't even know
what's down there
anymore.

55

colorIf fish live in the water,
would anyone notice if they
started crying?pressButtonreaction Oh,
maaan, that's sad.

56

colorAll living things go bald,
maaaan.pause Someday.

57

colorAnyone who says "excellent
question" has an answer
ready, maaaan.

58

colorLakes are just little oceans
without any plankton,
maaan.

59

colorDo oceans cover the earth,
or is the earth covering
part of the OCEAN?

60

colorLife is like a topographical
map, maaaan.pressButton reaction...Oh, man, I
forgot the rest of that.

61

colorIf a fish eats a fisherman,
is it called a personerfish?pressButton
reactionOh, maaaaan, my head!

62

colorCatfish aren't cats, maaan.pause
They don't even have
CLAAAAAAAWS!

63

colorIf you drop a hundred
pennies on the ground, pause
that's a DOLLAR, maaaan.

64

colorIf a slacker decides not to
slack off, isn't he still
slacking, maaaan?

65

colorPirates have a bad rap,
maaaan.pause But they should
still quit stealin'.

66

colorSpiders don't have webbed
feet, maaaan.pressButtonreaction They don't
even HAVE feet!

67

colorRivers carry boats, but they
can also SINK boats.pressButton reactionThink
about that one, maaan.

68

colorIf you try to float and you
can't,pause maybe sinking is just
your bag, maaan.

69

colorDid you ever notice how
the moon follows you
around? pauseMaybe that's
because it's yours, maaan.

70

colorCrabs aren't really crabby,
maaaan. They just have a
bad rap.

71

colorIf something isn't worth the
paper it's printed on, can
you still sell the paper,
maaaan?

72

colorIf lightning never strikes
twice, how do you explain
twins, maaaan?pressButtonreaction Whoa, now
I'm freaked out!

73

colorIf everyone buys a cell
phone, we won't be able to
cram folks into phone
booths anymore, maaaan.

74

colorBeachcombers are BALD,
maaan!pause It doesn't make
ANY SENSE!

75

colorThe first guy to cross a
finish line is the last guy
you'd expect to lose,
maaan.

76

colorBarbershop quartets don't
even sing in barbershops,
maaaan!pressButton Oh, my little otter
head...

77

colorThe front of the front
ISN'T THE BACK!pressButtonreaction Oh,
maaan, I'm losin' it here!

78

colorThere's no such thing as a
pool shark, maaaan.pause Sharks
can't even hold a cue.

79

colorThe final shape of an
object is what decides its
known form, maaaan.

80

colorIf bears hibernate in the
winter, do polar bears
hibernate in the summer,
maaaan?

81

colorIf home is where the heart
is,pause where is your spleen,
maaaan?

82

colorIf you beat yourself up,
that means you lost TO
YOURSELF!pause Oh, maaan, I
can't even think about it.

83

colorSometimes the greatest
courage is doing the right
thing, maaaaan.

I read that on a movie
poster once.

84

colorIf the ocean is filled with
salt, where do we get
pepper from, maaan?

85

colorCheese can never be milk
again, maaaaan.

86

colorLove is the opposite of
hate, and the opposite of
hate is total indifference,
maaaaan.

87

colorStairs are always stairs,
maaaan. Doesn't matter
how you climb 'em.

88

colorHabits are just underwear
that you can't take off,
maaan.

89

colorWhy don't people have
gills, maaaan? It would
make swimming so much
easier.

90

colorSeaweed is the most
beautiful flower of all,
maaaan.pause Believe it.

91

colorA vacation is just work with
a different train ticket,
maaaaan.

92

colorSpoons are always shiny
right before the soup,
maaan.

93

colorI went to the Canary
Islands, maaaan.pause There're
no canaries there.

94

colorThere's no better cough
than when you cough
alone, maaaan.

95

colorTo sell something no one
wants, just charge a lot for
it, maaaan.

96

colorWhen you see a black cat
at night, how do you know
it's not just part of the
darkness, maaan?

97

colorI can't explain what an
avocado tastes like,
maaaan.pressButtonreaction It's too crazy!

98

colorThe ocean is a place of no
laws, maaaan.pause Sharks don't
answer to nobody.

99

colorIf you don't want to lose,
maaan, just keep playing
until you win.pressButtonreaction Oh, man,
that's insaaaaaane!

100

colorSquids don't sleep, maaan.pause
They just close their eyes
and pretend to snore!

101

colorDid you know they have
diamonds that can cut
OTHER DIAMONDS?!pressButtonreaction
Total freak-out, maaan!

102

colorParents once worried about
being parents, maaaan.pause Cut
'em some slack.

103

colorAliens, maaaan. You can't
fake that stuff.

104

colorPeople who demand the
ball are more likely to hog
it, maaaaan.

105

colorOn a sleepless night, the
wise man sings lullabies
to himself, maaaan.

106

colorI heard they sent an otter
to the moon, maaaan.pressButtonreaction The
MOON!pressButtonreaction But then I heard
they faked it.

107

colorUntil you can't, maaan.pause
Until you can't.

108

colorThe guardrail isn't there
to protect you, maaaan.pressButton
reactionTHINK ABOUT IT!

109

colorEverything is known, maaan.
You just have to know where
to look.

110

colorOnce you lie, maaaan,
there's no going back.

111

colorYou ever baked a squid
cookie?pressButtonreaction Not good, maaaan.
Trust me.

112

colorRain seems like a bummer,
maaaan,pause but when you live
in the ocean, it's no big
deal.

113

colorPeople without sympathy
hate people without
sympathy, maaaan.pressButton reactionOooo,
my little otter brain!

114

colorIf you take a picture of a
picture, is it even REAL,
maaaan?

115

colorNever play gin rummy with
a platypus, maaan.

116

colorRed snapper, maaan.
Very tasty.

117

colorA frog's kid isn't a frog.
It's a tadpole.pressButtonreaction But a goat's
kid IS a kid!pausereaction Oh, maaaan...

118

colorThey tell you to sleep on a
problem, maaaan.pressButton reactionBut what
if your problem is
INSOMNIA?!

119

colorCamping, maaaan.pause Why not
just hang out in your
garage for a weekend?

120

colorI heard that the earth is
totally hollow, maaaan.pressButton
reactionThat's where they keep
the UFOs!

121

colorI heard there's a huge salt-
shaker at the bottom of the
ocean.pressButton reactionIt's TRUE, maaaan!

122

colorFate doesn't work on a
coin with two heads,
maaan.pause Think it over.

123

colorYou ever been to Idaho,
man? It's craaaaazy.

124

colorYou ever tried to play an
oboe underwater, maaan?pause
It ain't easy.

125

colorWhales, maaaaan. Whales.

126

colorWhat's up with scuba divers?pause
It's cheaper to just swim
facedown in a bathtub, maan.

127

colorLove is walking an unknown
road together, maaaan.

128

colorDon't treat a borrowed
item like it's yours, maaan.pause
Treat it like it's
someone else's.

129

colorAlways bring a present to a
birthday party, maaaan.pressButton
'Cause, hey. Free cake.

130

colorI heard they can track your
DNA with metal detectors,
maaaan!

131

colorDon't sweat the small
stuff, man.pause Unless it's
a virus.

132

colorAlways tip a hairdresser,
maaaan. It just works
better for everyone.

133

colorRecycling, maaan. Who
knew?

134

colorIf you make a documentary
about a compulsive liar, is
it even TRUE, maaan?

135

colorIf you wake up a sleeping
person to give them a
sleeping pill, you're not
helping, maaan.

136

colorI saw a dolphin inside a
submarine once, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
It BLEW MY MIIIIIND!

137

colorWhy doesn't anyone in this
town wear pants, maaaan?

138

colorDon't kid yourself, maaan.
If you eat lobster, you're
just eating a big bug.

139

colorAt least the one-hit wonder
got a hit, maaaan.

140

colorHanging out at the beach is
just like snorkeling on land,
maaaan.

141

colorEver look at coral, maaan?
I mean, REALLY look at it?

142

colorWe're all like sea glass,
maaan. Stick us in water
and it takes the edge off.

143

colorJealousy and love are both
one shape, maaaan.

144

colorIf something is just sitting
there, leave it alone,
maaan!

145

colorThe man-of-war is actually
a total pacifist, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
And it's NOT EVEN A MAN!

146

color"Sea cucumber" is just a
fancy way of saying
"barf slug," maaaan.

147

colorLions are the king of the
jungle, maaaan, but lionfish
are kings of NOTHING!

148

colorBig words usually come
from a small person,
maaan.

149

colorIt's against the law to smell
your own armpits, maaaan.pressButton
reactionTotally true!

150

colorRevenge is a waste of time,
maaaan. Just let it go.

151

colorIf it floats on the water,
don't eat it, maaaan.

152

colorIf you get glasses and an
eye patch, do people call
you "three-eyes"?pressButton
reactionOh, maaan, my head!

153

colorDid you know they have
POTENTIAL energy,
maaaan?pause Blows my mind...

154

colorFolks say the world is your
oyster. But what if you're a
CLAM, maaaan?

155

colorNobody knows the trouble
I've seen, maaaan.

156

colorThe abyss is a real place,
maaaan. I've been there.
I know.

157

colorIf you want to remember
something important, never
write it down, maaan.

158

colorFolks who refuse to
apologize only hurt
themselves, maaaan.color

159

colorI heard allergies are caused
by the government, maaan!

160

colorWhy don't boats have fins,
maaan? It just makes
SENSE!

161

colorWhen a red door opens, a
green door closes, maaan.pressButton
I looked it up.

162

colorEver get hugged by an
octopus, maaan?pressButtonreaction It'll
BLOW YOUR MIND!

163

colorSwimming is like flying,
maaaan.pressButton reactionI CAN FLY!!

164

colorRight now, there is only
right now, maaan.

165

colorJust because you have
blankets and a pillow
doesn't mean you have a
bed, maaaan.

166

colorSave the kelp forest,
maaaan!

167

colorNever show a fish your
belly, maaaan.

168

colorIf Tortimer is the mayor,pause
how come we never VOTE
FOR HIM, maaaan?!

169

colorEver been stung by a sea
anemone, maaan?pause They're
like the hornets of the sea!

170

colorI wish I had a mullet,
maaaan. That would be
sweet.

171

colorPitfalls are meaningless
unless you remember
where you put 'em, maaan!

172

colorDo you ever dream about
people that you don't
know, maaaan?pressButtonreaction That's just
you from the FUTURE!

173

colorYour brain is like a big
faucet, maaan. Don't ever
turn it off.

174

colorIn some countries, otters
are called oxen.pressButton reactionIT BLOWS
MY MIND, MAAAAAAN!

175

colorI heard the bends are
caused by a secret
underwater laser gun,
maaaan!

176

colorEver seen a vampire squid
try to sleep, man?pressButton reactionIt's
craaaaazy!

177

colorIt's hard to write letters
underwater, maaaan.pause You
have to use a special pen.

178

colorI tried to bake a potato in a
lava vent once, maaaaan.pressButton
reactionIt didn't work so well.

179

reactioncolorMy toes are hairy, maaan!pressButton
reactionI never noticed before.

180

colorIf fingers start growing on
your feet, do you have to
call them hands, maaaan?

181

colorI heard people keep
goldfish in tanks, maaan.pressButton
reactionAnd then they give 'em
FREE FOOD!pressButtonreaction Sweet deal...

182

colorSome people want to help
you just to feel good about
themselves.pause But the help is
still nice, maaan.

183

colorNever watch a beluga while
she's eating, maaaan.pause Her
mouth is wiiiide open.

184

colorThe truth hurts, maaaaan.pressButton
Especially if you wrap it
around a rock and throw it
at someone.

185

colorThe ocean can never be
full, maaaaan. There's
always room for more rain.

186

colorSunfish don't even like the
sun, maaaan.

187

colorYou have to dig a hole to
fill a hole, maaaaan.pressButton
reactionDuuuuuude! My mind just
BLEW!

188

colorIdeals are single flowers
planted in the desert,
maaan.

189

colorDon't ever go to the
bottom of the sea, maaan.
You don't wanna know
what's down there.

190

colorIf opposites attract, why
don't people eat cabbage-
and-marshmallow sandwiches,
maaaan?

191

colorIsn't Halloween just
extortion with disguises,
maaaan?

192

colorPlaid socks are craaaazy,
man!pressButtonreaction Craaaaaaazy!

193

colorI hear that some places
actually hold clambakes,
maaan!pressButtonreaction Maybe I should
move...

194

colorDid you know some people
throw TRASH in the ocean,
maaaan?pressButtonreaction It breaks my
little otter heart...

195

colorIt's easy to keep a house
clean when it's underwater,
maaaan.

196

colorI love being in the ocean,
maaaan. But I wish we had
a baseball team.

197

colorEver tried to make
pancakes underwater,
maaan?pause It ain't easy.

198

colorSometimes I like to read
books backward, maaan.pressButtonreaction
Especially if they have a
surprise beginning!

199

colorEver visited a sunken ship,
man?pressButton IT'LL TOTALLY
BLOW YOUR MIIIIIIND!

200

colorGabbiano means "seagull"
in Italian, maaan.pressButtonreaction Talk
about CRAZY!

201

colorI've got a cousin who lives
at the zoo, maaaan.pressButtonreaction He
says they feed him for
FREE!

202

colorWhy do birds hop around
when they can fly, maaaan?

203

colorWater polo is the best sport
ever, maaaan.

204

colorSometimes you have to get
mad before you can be
happy, maaaan.

205

colorI heard the government has
figured out how to flush
toilets without touching
them, maaaan!
reactionBut they ain't telling us
how...

206

colorThe best time to see an owl
is when it's dark, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
But then you can't see it,
because IT'S TOO DARK!

207

colorAsk not what the ocean can
do for you, maaan. Ask
what you can do for the
ocean.

208

colorSwimming pools are pretty
overrated, maaan.

209

colorI found a treasure chest
once. Know what was in it?pressButtonreaction
TREASURE, MAAAAAN!

210

colorSwim against the tide,
maaan. That's where the
best clams are.

211

colorI used to be into rap music,
maaaan, but it's hard to
freestyle underwater.

212

colorI heard the government
hired a guy to organize all
your socks by color,
maaan!

213

colorFish sticks, maaaaan!pause Who
knew that fish came
BREADED?!

214

colorThe order within
coincidence is just
MATH, maaaan!

215

colorCourage, maaan. It always
comes at the worst time.

216

colorIf it looks like you're going
to get kicked out, just tell
people you're a reporter,
maaaan.

217

colorIf you travel at the speed
of light, do you turn into
the SUN?pressButtonreaction Oh, maaaan, my
achin' otter head!

218

colorYou can't fool physics,
maaan. That guy knows
EVERYTHING!

219

colorBorrowed clothes are
easier to get dirty,
maaaan.

220

colorWhy do we call money
Bells, maaan?pressButtonreaction That's
CRAZY!

221

colorI heard there's a giant cork
that keeps the ocean from
draining out!

And the government don't
want people to know about
it, maaaan!

222

colorJust keep swimming,
maaan. It'll all be OK
in the end.

223

colorEven with your eyes closed,
maaan, curry still tastes
like curry.

224

colorYa know, 75% of the earth
is covered with water,
maaan. pressButtonreactionThat means otters
are your new kings!

225

colorThe ocean can hypnotize
you, maaaan. I've seen it
happen.

226

colorWhy don't sharks just keep
that big fin underwater,
maaan?

227

colorNo one has a shadow in the
dark, maaaan.pressButtonreaction My mind just
BLEW!

228

reactioncolorPlankton are HILARIOUS,
maaan! I love those guys.

229

colorDon't throw anything in my
garbage, maaaan. It's
already full.

230

colorMaaan, I wish I had a good
pair of boots. I love boots.

231

colorDon't build a birdbath in
the living room, maaaan.
Birds can't use doors.

232

colorYou know what I miss most
about being on land?pressButton Salsa,
maaaan. That stuff is
DELICIOUS!

233

colorWater, maaan. Gotta love it.

234

colorThe ocean has no walls,
maaan.pressButtonreaction Think about it!

235

colorOnly runners can see the
faces of other runners,
maaaan.pressButtonreaction Ouch! My braaain!

236

colorIf you follow a circle,
you'll NEVER STOP
FOLLOWING IT!

237

colorWe otters hold hands when
we sleep, maaaan. It's just
another one of our charms.

238

colorSomeone needs to make
clam-flavored candy,
maaan.pressButtonreaction I'd TOTALLY buy
some of that!

239

colorThe truth is never free,
maaaan. But sometimes it's
on sale.

240

colorYou ever just sat down and
READ a dictionary, maaan?pressButtonreaction
It's got EVERYTHING in
there!

241

colorBees, maaan. Why do they
gotta hate...

242

colorYou never know what your
own tail looks like, maaan.pressButtonreaction
And you can't look without
changing it!

243

colorBrain freeze is just nature's
way of telling you to chill,
maaaan.

244

colorLife is just what you dream
when you're dreaming,
maaaan.

245

colorI bought a kite, maaan, but
then I remembered I live
underwater.pressButtonreaction Bummer.

246

colorOh, maaaan! I forgot to
take a shower today!pressButton Oh,
wait. I live underwater.

247

colorToo many cooks spoil the
broth, maaan. Unless it's
a buffet.

248

colorSomething's only a miracle
if you want it to be, maaan.

249

colorWho invented numbers,
maaan? Those things are
craaaazy!

250

colorSome fish glow in the dark,
maaaan! The rest of 'em
have to buy flashlights.

251

colorLast year I learned to surf,
maaaan. That was intense.

252

colorIce is just frozen water,
maaan.pressButtonreaction THINK ABOUT IT!

253

colorEels are so long, maaan!
It kinda freaks me out.

254

colorI should grow corn, maaan.
Corn is delicious.

255

colorSome fish don't school,
man.pressButton Hey, even the ocean
has loners.

255

colorSome fish don't school,
man.pressButton Hey, even the ocean
has loners.

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