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| fun_08 |
| Oh, maaaan. reactionpauseStanding is so
tiring.
reactionHeeeey, can I share a little
something with you?fun_07
Um, sure?
No! |
| Maaan, breathing air feels
pretty good.pause
reactionHey, can I share something
with you?fun_07
Um...OK?
Get lost! |
| Hooooohpause.pause.pause.pause Haaaaaaahpause.pause.pause. |
|
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| fun_08 |
| .pause.pause.pauseRight on. |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseDude, you just blew my
mind. |
| Hey,pause hook an otter up with
a scallop,pause would ya, man?fun_07
OK!
No way! |
| Look, maaan. This here?
I'm givin' it to YOU! |
| colorIf the grass is greener on
the other side, what
happens when you live next
to a PAINT FACTORY? |
| colorIf you're weird, maaan?
Normal people seem like
the weirdest people
around. |
| colorOnce you tell a secret, it's
NOT A SECRET ANYMORE! |
| colorIf your heart is broken,
you can't take it to a
mechanic, maaan. |
| colorWhy don't they call heavy-
metal music thallium,
maaan? That's way shorter. |
| colorKids who think they're not
good at stuff usually end
up being good at it, maaan.
Ya just gotta try. |
| colorBoats FLOAT, maaaan!
On the WATER! |
| colorIf you put something off, it
never gets done, maaan. |
| colorThe enemy of my enemy is
the friend of my enemy's
best friend. It's crazy,
maaaan. |
| colorLove is like a wave, maaan.
You've got highs and lows
and a whole bunch of
surfing. |
| colorSchools of fish don't
LEARN anything, maaan.
|
| colorCalifornia rolls aren't from
California and french fries
aren't from France.pressButtonreaction
Oh, maaan, I can't deal. |
| colorIf you put the highest
mountain in the deepest
ocean, it would be covered
in water, maaaan. |
| colorIf you're tryin' to save
money, why do you buy a
piggy bank, maaaan? |
| colorIf you lie in a nonfiction
book, it turns into fiction.pressButtonreaction
That's craaaazy, man. |
| colorPuppy rhymes with
guppy, but no one wants
to pet a fish, maaaan. |
| colorIt's free to complain, but
you pay for it in the end.pressButtonreaction
Oh, maaaan, that's gonna
stick with me... |
| colorIf there are seven seas,
why don't we have more
boats, maaaan? |
| colorStarfish aren't even FISH,
maaan. Think about it. |
| colorWater from the hot tap is
cold in Alaska.pressButtonreaction It's true,
maaan! I looked it up! |
| colorIf you never win a game,
you still have a perfect
record, maaaan. |
| colorA hero who wants to be
rewarded is no hero at all,
maaaan. |
| colorYou can tune a piano, but
you can't tune a fish,
maaaan. |
| colorIf three's a crowd, how
many is a mob?pressButtonreaction Oh, maaan,
this hurts my head. |
| colorIf you try something new,
it's not new anymore,
maaan. |
| colorMaaan, folks who say
they're fine with anything
usually hate everything. |
| colorIf you tell a kid to do
something, he never wants
to do it.
You should tell 'em NOT
to do things, maaaan. |
| colorClownfish don't even own a
clown CAR, maaan!pressButton reactionHow do
they do it? |
| colorSummer, maaan. Rhymes
with bummer.pressButton I'm just
saying. |
| colorWhy are paddleboats
always shaped like SWANS,
maaaan? |
| colorThe guy who's walking
away is usually the one
who's done something
wrong, maaan. |
| colorIf oysters have pearls, what
do clams have, maaaan? |
| colorLawless states still have
laws, maaaan. Otherwise it
would be illegal to HAVE
NO LAWS! |
| colorCars, maaaan? They scare
me. |
| colorThe greatest motivator is
guilt, maaaan. Guilt and
really good food. |
| colorWhy do you only find
tourists in places of
interest, maaan? |
| colorDid you know that coral
reefs are MADE OF
CORAL?!pressButtonreaction Oh, maaaaan. |
| colorFriends are like the suckers
on a tentacle, maaaan.pause
Ya can't get by without
'em. |
| colorIf you learn from mistakes,
shouldn't you keep making
'em, maaan? |
| colorIf your dreams become
reality,pause what do you dream
about, maaan? |
| colorThe road less traveled is
really hard to walk on,
maaaan.pause Think it over. |
| colorWhen you lose something,
you always find it in the
last place you look.pressButtonreaction Unless
you keep looking, maaan! |
| colorIf light shines brightest in
the dark, does the dark
lurk darkest in the light?pressButtonreaction
Oh maaaan, my poor head. |
| colorThe ocean is so deep,
maaaan.pause I don't even know
what's down there
anymore. |
| colorIf fish live in the water,
would anyone notice if they
started crying?pressButtonreaction Oh,
maaan, that's sad. |
| colorAll living things go bald,
maaaan.pause Someday. |
| colorAnyone who says "excellent
question" has an answer
ready, maaaan. |
| colorLakes are just little oceans
without any plankton,
maaan. |
| colorDo oceans cover the earth,
or is the earth covering
part of the OCEAN? |
| colorLife is like a topographical
map, maaaan.pressButton reaction...Oh, man, I
forgot the rest of that. |
| colorIf a fish eats a fisherman,
is it called a personerfish?pressButton
reactionOh, maaaaan, my head! |
| colorCatfish aren't cats, maaan.pause
They don't even have
CLAAAAAAAWS! |
| colorIf you drop a hundred
pennies on the ground, pause
that's a DOLLAR, maaaan. |
| colorIf a slacker decides not to
slack off, isn't he still
slacking, maaaan? |
| colorPirates have a bad rap,
maaaan.pause But they should
still quit stealin'. |
| colorSpiders don't have webbed
feet, maaaan.pressButtonreaction They don't
even HAVE feet! |
| colorRivers carry boats, but they
can also SINK boats.pressButton reactionThink
about that one, maaan. |
| colorIf you try to float and you
can't,pause maybe sinking is just
your bag, maaan. |
| colorDid you ever notice how
the moon follows you
around? pauseMaybe that's
because it's yours, maaan. |
| colorCrabs aren't really crabby,
maaaan. They just have a
bad rap. |
| colorIf something isn't worth the
paper it's printed on, can
you still sell the paper,
maaaan? |
| colorIf lightning never strikes
twice, how do you explain
twins, maaaan?pressButtonreaction Whoa, now
I'm freaked out! |
| colorIf everyone buys a cell
phone, we won't be able to
cram folks into phone
booths anymore, maaaan. |
| colorBeachcombers are BALD,
maaan!pause It doesn't make
ANY SENSE! |
| colorThe first guy to cross a
finish line is the last guy
you'd expect to lose,
maaan. |
| colorBarbershop quartets don't
even sing in barbershops,
maaaan!pressButton Oh, my little otter
head... |
| colorThe front of the front
ISN'T THE BACK!pressButtonreaction Oh,
maaan, I'm losin' it here! |
| colorThere's no such thing as a
pool shark, maaaan.pause Sharks
can't even hold a cue. |
| colorThe final shape of an
object is what decides its
known form, maaaan. |
| colorIf bears hibernate in the
winter, do polar bears
hibernate in the summer,
maaaan? |
| colorIf home is where the heart
is,pause where is your spleen,
maaaan? |
| colorIf you beat yourself up,
that means you lost TO
YOURSELF!pause Oh, maaan, I
can't even think about it. |
| colorSometimes the greatest
courage is doing the right
thing, maaaaan.
I read that on a movie
poster once. |
| colorIf the ocean is filled with
salt, where do we get
pepper from, maaan? |
| colorCheese can never be milk
again, maaaaan. |
| colorLove is the opposite of
hate, and the opposite of
hate is total indifference,
maaaaan. |
| colorStairs are always stairs,
maaaan. Doesn't matter
how you climb 'em. |
| colorHabits are just underwear
that you can't take off,
maaan. |
| colorWhy don't people have
gills, maaaan? It would
make swimming so much
easier. |
| colorSeaweed is the most
beautiful flower of all,
maaaan.pause Believe it. |
| colorA vacation is just work with
a different train ticket,
maaaaan. |
| colorSpoons are always shiny
right before the soup,
maaan. |
| colorI went to the Canary
Islands, maaaan.pause There're
no canaries there. |
| colorThere's no better cough
than when you cough
alone, maaaan. |
| colorTo sell something no one
wants, just charge a lot for
it, maaaan. |
| colorWhen you see a black cat
at night, how do you know
it's not just part of the
darkness, maaan? |
| colorI can't explain what an
avocado tastes like,
maaaan.pressButtonreaction It's too crazy! |
| colorThe ocean is a place of no
laws, maaaan.pause Sharks don't
answer to nobody. |
| colorIf you don't want to lose,
maaan, just keep playing
until you win.pressButtonreaction Oh, man,
that's insaaaaaane! |
| colorSquids don't sleep, maaan.pause
They just close their eyes
and pretend to snore! |
| colorDid you know they have
diamonds that can cut
OTHER DIAMONDS?!pressButtonreaction
Total freak-out, maaan! |
| colorParents once worried about
being parents, maaaan.pause Cut
'em some slack. |
| colorAliens, maaaan. You can't
fake that stuff. |
| colorPeople who demand the
ball are more likely to hog
it, maaaaan. |
| colorOn a sleepless night, the
wise man sings lullabies
to himself, maaaan. |
| colorI heard they sent an otter
to the moon, maaaan.pressButtonreaction The
MOON!pressButtonreaction But then I heard
they faked it. |
| colorUntil you can't, maaan.pause
Until you can't. |
| colorThe guardrail isn't there
to protect you, maaaan.pressButton
reactionTHINK ABOUT IT! |
| colorEverything is known, maaan.
You just have to know where
to look. |
| colorOnce you lie, maaaan,
there's no going back. |
| colorYou ever baked a squid
cookie?pressButtonreaction Not good, maaaan.
Trust me. |
| colorRain seems like a bummer,
maaaan,pause but when you live
in the ocean, it's no big
deal. |
| colorPeople without sympathy
hate people without
sympathy, maaaan.pressButton reactionOooo,
my little otter brain! |
| colorIf you take a picture of a
picture, is it even REAL,
maaaan? |
| colorNever play gin rummy with
a platypus, maaan. |
| colorRed snapper, maaan.
Very tasty. |
| colorA frog's kid isn't a frog.
It's a tadpole.pressButtonreaction But a goat's
kid IS a kid!pausereaction Oh, maaaan... |
| colorThey tell you to sleep on a
problem, maaaan.pressButton reactionBut what
if your problem is
INSOMNIA?! |
| colorCamping, maaaan.pause Why not
just hang out in your
garage for a weekend? |
| colorI heard that the earth is
totally hollow, maaaan.pressButton
reactionThat's where they keep
the UFOs! |
| colorI heard there's a huge salt-
shaker at the bottom of the
ocean.pressButton reactionIt's TRUE, maaaan! |
| colorFate doesn't work on a
coin with two heads,
maaan.pause Think it over. |
| colorYou ever been to Idaho,
man? It's craaaaazy. |
| colorYou ever tried to play an
oboe underwater, maaan?pause
It ain't easy. |
| colorWhales, maaaaan. Whales. |
| colorWhat's up with scuba divers?pause
It's cheaper to just swim
facedown in a bathtub, maan. |
| colorLove is walking an unknown
road together, maaaan. |
| colorDon't treat a borrowed
item like it's yours, maaan.pause
Treat it like it's
someone else's. |
| colorAlways bring a present to a
birthday party, maaaan.pressButton
'Cause, hey. Free cake. |
| colorI heard they can track your
DNA with metal detectors,
maaaan! |
| colorDon't sweat the small
stuff, man.pause Unless it's
a virus. |
| colorAlways tip a hairdresser,
maaaan. It just works
better for everyone. |
| colorRecycling, maaan. Who
knew? |
| colorIf you make a documentary
about a compulsive liar, is
it even TRUE, maaan? |
| colorIf you wake up a sleeping
person to give them a
sleeping pill, you're not
helping, maaan. |
| colorI saw a dolphin inside a
submarine once, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
It BLEW MY MIIIIIND! |
| colorWhy doesn't anyone in this
town wear pants, maaaan? |
| colorDon't kid yourself, maaan.
If you eat lobster, you're
just eating a big bug. |
| colorAt least the one-hit wonder
got a hit, maaaan. |
| colorHanging out at the beach is
just like snorkeling on land,
maaaan. |
| colorEver look at coral, maaan?
I mean, REALLY look at it? |
| colorWe're all like sea glass,
maaan. Stick us in water
and it takes the edge off. |
| colorJealousy and love are both
one shape, maaaan. |
| colorIf something is just sitting
there, leave it alone,
maaan! |
| colorThe man-of-war is actually
a total pacifist, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
And it's NOT EVEN A MAN! |
| color"Sea cucumber" is just a
fancy way of saying
"barf slug," maaaan. |
| colorLions are the king of the
jungle, maaaan, but lionfish
are kings of NOTHING! |
| colorBig words usually come
from a small person,
maaan. |
| colorIt's against the law to smell
your own armpits, maaaan.pressButton
reactionTotally true! |
| colorRevenge is a waste of time,
maaaan. Just let it go. |
| colorIf it floats on the water,
don't eat it, maaaan. |
| colorIf you get glasses and an
eye patch, do people call
you "three-eyes"?pressButton
reactionOh, maaan, my head! |
| colorDid you know they have
POTENTIAL energy,
maaaan?pause Blows my mind... |
| colorFolks say the world is your
oyster. But what if you're a
CLAM, maaaan? |
| colorNobody knows the trouble
I've seen, maaaan. |
| colorThe abyss is a real place,
maaaan. I've been there.
I know. |
| colorIf you want to remember
something important, never
write it down, maaan. |
| colorFolks who refuse to
apologize only hurt
themselves, maaaan.color
|
| colorI heard allergies are caused
by the government, maaan! |
| colorWhy don't boats have fins,
maaan? It just makes
SENSE! |
| colorWhen a red door opens, a
green door closes, maaan.pressButton
I looked it up. |
| colorEver get hugged by an
octopus, maaan?pressButtonreaction It'll
BLOW YOUR MIND! |
| colorSwimming is like flying,
maaaan.pressButton reactionI CAN FLY!! |
| colorRight now, there is only
right now, maaan. |
| colorJust because you have
blankets and a pillow
doesn't mean you have a
bed, maaaan. |
| colorSave the kelp forest,
maaaan! |
| colorNever show a fish your
belly, maaaan. |
| colorIf Tortimer is the mayor,pause
how come we never VOTE
FOR HIM, maaaan?! |
| colorEver been stung by a sea
anemone, maaan?pause They're
like the hornets of the sea! |
| colorI wish I had a mullet,
maaaan. That would be
sweet. |
| colorPitfalls are meaningless
unless you remember
where you put 'em, maaan! |
| colorDo you ever dream about
people that you don't
know, maaaan?pressButtonreaction That's just
you from the FUTURE! |
| colorYour brain is like a big
faucet, maaan. Don't ever
turn it off. |
| colorIn some countries, otters
are called oxen.pressButton reactionIT BLOWS
MY MIND, MAAAAAAN! |
| colorI heard the bends are
caused by a secret
underwater laser gun,
maaaan! |
| colorEver seen a vampire squid
try to sleep, man?pressButton reactionIt's
craaaaazy! |
| colorIt's hard to write letters
underwater, maaaan.pause You
have to use a special pen. |
| colorI tried to bake a potato in a
lava vent once, maaaaan.pressButton
reactionIt didn't work so well. |
| reactioncolorMy toes are hairy, maaan!pressButton
reactionI never noticed before. |
| colorIf fingers start growing on
your feet, do you have to
call them hands, maaaan? |
| colorI heard people keep
goldfish in tanks, maaan.pressButton
reactionAnd then they give 'em
FREE FOOD!pressButtonreaction Sweet deal... |
| colorSome people want to help
you just to feel good about
themselves.pause But the help is
still nice, maaan. |
| colorNever watch a beluga while
she's eating, maaaan.pause Her
mouth is wiiiide open. |
| colorThe truth hurts, maaaaan.pressButton
Especially if you wrap it
around a rock and throw it
at someone. |
| colorThe ocean can never be
full, maaaaan. There's
always room for more rain. |
| colorSunfish don't even like the
sun, maaaan. |
| colorYou have to dig a hole to
fill a hole, maaaaan.pressButton
reactionDuuuuuude! My mind just
BLEW! |
| colorIdeals are single flowers
planted in the desert,
maaan. |
| colorDon't ever go to the
bottom of the sea, maaan.
You don't wanna know
what's down there. |
| colorIf opposites attract, why
don't people eat cabbage-
and-marshmallow sandwiches,
maaaan? |
| colorIsn't Halloween just
extortion with disguises,
maaaan? |
| colorPlaid socks are craaaazy,
man!pressButtonreaction Craaaaaaazy! |
| colorI hear that some places
actually hold clambakes,
maaan!pressButtonreaction Maybe I should
move... |
| colorDid you know some people
throw TRASH in the ocean,
maaaan?pressButtonreaction It breaks my
little otter heart... |
| colorIt's easy to keep a house
clean when it's underwater,
maaaan. |
| colorI love being in the ocean,
maaaan. But I wish we had
a baseball team. |
| colorEver tried to make
pancakes underwater,
maaan?pause It ain't easy. |
| colorSometimes I like to read
books backward, maaan.pressButtonreaction
Especially if they have a
surprise beginning! |
| colorEver visited a sunken ship,
man?pressButton IT'LL TOTALLY
BLOW YOUR MIIIIIIND! |
| colorGabbiano means "seagull"
in Italian, maaan.pressButtonreaction Talk
about CRAZY! |
| colorI've got a cousin who lives
at the zoo, maaaan.pressButtonreaction He
says they feed him for
FREE! |
| colorWhy do birds hop around
when they can fly, maaaan? |
| colorWater polo is the best sport
ever, maaaan. |
| colorSometimes you have to get
mad before you can be
happy, maaaan. |
| colorI heard the government has
figured out how to flush
toilets without touching
them, maaaan!
reactionBut they ain't telling us
how...
|
| colorThe best time to see an owl
is when it's dark, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
But then you can't see it,
because IT'S TOO DARK! |
| colorAsk not what the ocean can
do for you, maaan. Ask
what you can do for the
ocean. |
| colorSwimming pools are pretty
overrated, maaan. |
| colorI found a treasure chest
once. Know what was in it?pressButtonreaction
TREASURE, MAAAAAN! |
| colorSwim against the tide,
maaan. That's where the
best clams are. |
| colorI used to be into rap music,
maaaan, but it's hard to
freestyle underwater. |
| colorI heard the government
hired a guy to organize all
your socks by color,
maaan! |
| colorFish sticks, maaaaan!pause Who
knew that fish came
BREADED?! |
| colorThe order within
coincidence is just
MATH, maaaan! |
| colorCourage, maaan. It always
comes at the worst time. |
| colorIf it looks like you're going
to get kicked out, just tell
people you're a reporter,
maaaan. |
| colorIf you travel at the speed
of light, do you turn into
the SUN?pressButtonreaction Oh, maaaan, my
achin' otter head! |
| colorYou can't fool physics,
maaan. That guy knows
EVERYTHING! |
| colorBorrowed clothes are
easier to get dirty,
maaaan. |
| colorWhy do we call money
Bells, maaan?pressButtonreaction That's
CRAZY! |
| colorI heard there's a giant cork
that keeps the ocean from
draining out!
And the government don't
want people to know about
it, maaaan! |
| colorJust keep swimming,
maaan. It'll all be OK
in the end. |
| colorEven with your eyes closed,
maaan, curry still tastes
like curry. |
| colorYa know, 75% of the earth
is covered with water,
maaan. pressButtonreactionThat means otters
are your new kings! |
| colorThe ocean can hypnotize
you, maaaan. I've seen it
happen. |
| colorWhy don't sharks just keep
that big fin underwater,
maaan? |
| colorNo one has a shadow in the
dark, maaaan.pressButtonreaction My mind just
BLEW! |
| reactioncolorPlankton are HILARIOUS,
maaan! I love those guys. |
| colorDon't throw anything in my
garbage, maaaan. It's
already full. |
| colorMaaan, I wish I had a good
pair of boots. I love boots. |
| colorDon't build a birdbath in
the living room, maaaan.
Birds can't use doors. |
| colorYou know what I miss most
about being on land?pressButton Salsa,
maaaan. That stuff is
DELICIOUS! |
| colorWater, maaan. Gotta love it. |
| colorThe ocean has no walls,
maaan.pressButtonreaction Think about it! |
| colorOnly runners can see the
faces of other runners,
maaaan.pressButtonreaction Ouch! My braaain! |
| colorIf you follow a circle,
you'll NEVER STOP
FOLLOWING IT! |
| colorWe otters hold hands when
we sleep, maaaan. It's just
another one of our charms. |
| colorSomeone needs to make
clam-flavored candy,
maaan.pressButtonreaction I'd TOTALLY buy
some of that! |
| colorThe truth is never free,
maaaan. But sometimes it's
on sale. |
| colorYou ever just sat down and
READ a dictionary, maaan?pressButtonreaction
It's got EVERYTHING in
there! |
| colorBees, maaan. Why do they
gotta hate... |
| colorYou never know what your
own tail looks like, maaan.pressButtonreaction
And you can't look without
changing it! |
| colorBrain freeze is just nature's
way of telling you to chill,
maaaan. |
| colorLife is just what you dream
when you're dreaming,
maaaan. |
| colorI bought a kite, maaan, but
then I remembered I live
underwater.pressButtonreaction Bummer. |
| colorOh, maaaan! I forgot to
take a shower today!pressButton Oh,
wait. I live underwater. |
| colorToo many cooks spoil the
broth, maaan. Unless it's
a buffet. |
| colorSomething's only a miracle
if you want it to be, maaan. |
| colorWho invented numbers,
maaan? Those things are
craaaazy! |
| colorSome fish glow in the dark,
maaaan! The rest of 'em
have to buy flashlights. |
| colorLast year I learned to surf,
maaaan. That was intense. |
| colorIce is just frozen water,
maaan.pressButtonreaction THINK ABOUT IT! |
| colorEels are so long, maaan!
It kinda freaks me out. |
| colorI should grow corn, maaan.
Corn is delicious. |
| colorSome fish don't school,
man.pressButton Hey, even the ocean
has loners. |
| NPC_rakosuke.gmm |
| fun_08 |
| Oh, maaaan. reactionpauseStanding is so
tiring.
reactionHeeeey, can I share a little
something with you?fun_07
Um, sure?
No! |
| Maaan, breathing air feels
pretty good.pause
reactionHey, can I share something
with you?fun_07
Um...OK?
Get lost! |
| Hooooohpause.pause.pause.pause Haaaaaaahpause.pause.pause. |
|
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| fun_08 |
| .pause.pause.pauseRight on. |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseDude, you just blew my
mind. |
| Hey,pause hook an otter up with
a scallop,pause would ya, man?fun_07
OK!
No way! |
| Look, maaan. This here?
I'm givin' it to YOU! |
| colorIf the grass is greener on
the other side, what
happens when you live next
to a PAINT FACTORY? |
| colorIf you're weird, maaan?
Normal people seem like
the weirdest people
around. |
| colorOnce you tell a secret, it's
NOT A SECRET ANYMORE! |
| colorIf your heart is broken,
you can't take it to a
mechanic, maaan. |
| colorWhy don't they call heavy-
metal music thallium,
maaan? That's way shorter. |
| colorKids who think they're not
good at stuff usually end
up being good at it, maaan.
Ya just gotta try. |
| colorBoats FLOAT, maaaan!
On the WATER! |
| colorIf you put something off, it
never gets done, maaan. |
| colorThe enemy of my enemy is
the friend of my enemy's
best friend. It's crazy,
maaaan. |
| colorLove is like a wave, maaan.
You've got highs and lows
and a whole bunch of
surfing. |
| colorSchools of fish don't
LEARN anything, maaan.
|
| colorCalifornia rolls aren't from
California and french fries
aren't from France.pressButtonreaction
Oh, maaan, I can't deal. |
| colorIf you put the highest
mountain in the deepest
ocean, it would be covered
in water, maaaan. |
| colorIf you're tryin' to save
money, why do you buy a
piggy bank, maaaan? |
| colorIf you lie in a nonfiction
book, it turns into fiction.pressButtonreaction
That's craaaazy, man. |
| colorPuppy rhymes with
guppy, but no one wants
to pet a fish, maaaan. |
| colorIt's free to complain, but
you pay for it in the end.pressButtonreaction
Oh, maaaan, that's gonna
stick with me... |
| colorIf there are seven seas,
why don't we have more
boats, maaaan? |
| colorStarfish aren't even FISH,
maaan. Think about it. |
| colorWater from the hot tap is
cold in Alaska.pressButtonreaction It's true,
maaan! I looked it up! |
| colorIf you never win a game,
you still have a perfect
record, maaaan. |
| colorA hero who wants to be
rewarded is no hero at all,
maaaan. |
| colorYou can tune a piano, but
you can't tune a fish,
maaaan. |
| colorIf three's a crowd, how
many is a mob?pressButtonreaction Oh, maaan,
this hurts my head. |
| colorIf you try something new,
it's not new anymore,
maaan. |
| colorMaaan, folks who say
they're fine with anything
usually hate everything. |
| colorIf you tell a kid to do
something, he never wants
to do it.
You should tell 'em NOT
to do things, maaaan. |
| colorClownfish don't even own a
clown CAR, maaan!pressButton reactionHow do
they do it? |
| colorSummer, maaan. Rhymes
with bummer.pressButton I'm just
saying. |
| colorWhy are paddleboats
always shaped like SWANS,
maaaan? |
| colorThe guy who's walking
away is usually the one
who's done something
wrong, maaan. |
| colorIf oysters have pearls, what
do clams have, maaaan? |
| colorLawless states still have
laws, maaaan. Otherwise it
would be illegal to HAVE
NO LAWS! |
| colorCars, maaaan? They scare
me. |
| colorThe greatest motivator is
guilt, maaaan. Guilt and
really good food. |
| colorWhy do you only find
tourists in places of
interest, maaan? |
| colorDid you know that coral
reefs are MADE OF
CORAL?!pressButtonreaction Oh, maaaaan. |
| colorFriends are like the suckers
on a tentacle, maaaan.pause
Ya can't get by without
'em. |
| colorIf you learn from mistakes,
shouldn't you keep making
'em, maaan? |
| colorIf your dreams become
reality,pause what do you dream
about, maaan? |
| colorThe road less traveled is
really hard to walk on,
maaaan.pause Think it over. |
| colorWhen you lose something,
you always find it in the
last place you look.pressButtonreaction Unless
you keep looking, maaan! |
| colorIf light shines brightest in
the dark, does the dark
lurk darkest in the light?pressButtonreaction
Oh maaaan, my poor head. |
| colorThe ocean is so deep,
maaaan.pause I don't even know
what's down there
anymore. |
| colorIf fish live in the water,
would anyone notice if they
started crying?pressButtonreaction Oh,
maaan, that's sad. |
| colorAll living things go bald,
maaaan.pause Someday. |
| colorAnyone who says "excellent
question" has an answer
ready, maaaan. |
| colorLakes are just little oceans
without any plankton,
maaan. |
| colorDo oceans cover the earth,
or is the earth covering
part of the OCEAN? |
| colorLife is like a topographical
map, maaaan.pressButton reaction...Oh, man, I
forgot the rest of that. |
| colorIf a fish eats a fisherman,
is it called a personerfish?pressButton
reactionOh, maaaaan, my head! |
| colorCatfish aren't cats, maaan.pause
They don't even have
CLAAAAAAAWS! |
| colorIf you drop a hundred
pennies on the ground, pause
that's a DOLLAR, maaaan. |
| colorIf a slacker decides not to
slack off, isn't he still
slacking, maaaan? |
| colorPirates have a bad rap,
maaaan.pause But they should
still quit stealin'. |
| colorSpiders don't have webbed
feet, maaaan.pressButtonreaction They don't
even HAVE feet! |
| colorRivers carry boats, but they
can also SINK boats.pressButton reactionThink
about that one, maaan. |
| colorIf you try to float and you
can't,pause maybe sinking is just
your bag, maaan. |
| colorDid you ever notice how
the moon follows you
around? pauseMaybe that's
because it's yours, maaan. |
| colorCrabs aren't really crabby,
maaaan. They just have a
bad rap. |
| colorIf something isn't worth the
paper it's printed on, can
you still sell the paper,
maaaan? |
| colorIf lightning never strikes
twice, how do you explain
twins, maaaan?pressButtonreaction Whoa, now
I'm freaked out! |
| colorIf everyone buys a cell
phone, we won't be able to
cram folks into phone
booths anymore, maaaan. |
| colorBeachcombers are BALD,
maaan!pause It doesn't make
ANY SENSE! |
| colorThe first guy to cross a
finish line is the last guy
you'd expect to lose,
maaan. |
| colorBarbershop quartets don't
even sing in barbershops,
maaaan!pressButton Oh, my little otter
head... |
| colorThe front of the front
ISN'T THE BACK!pressButtonreaction Oh,
maaan, I'm losin' it here! |
| colorThere's no such thing as a
pool shark, maaaan.pause Sharks
can't even hold a cue. |
| colorThe final shape of an
object is what decides its
known form, maaaan. |
| colorIf bears hibernate in the
winter, do polar bears
hibernate in the summer,
maaaan? |
| colorIf home is where the heart
is,pause where is your spleen,
maaaan? |
| colorIf you beat yourself up,
that means you lost TO
YOURSELF!pause Oh, maaan, I
can't even think about it. |
| colorSometimes the greatest
courage is doing the right
thing, maaaaan.
I read that on a movie
poster once. |
| colorIf the ocean is filled with
salt, where do we get
pepper from, maaan? |
| colorCheese can never be milk
again, maaaaan. |
| colorLove is the opposite of
hate, and the opposite of
hate is total indifference,
maaaaan. |
| colorStairs are always stairs,
maaaan. Doesn't matter
how you climb 'em. |
| colorHabits are just underwear
that you can't take off,
maaan. |
| colorWhy don't people have
gills, maaaan? It would
make swimming so much
easier. |
| colorSeaweed is the most
beautiful flower of all,
maaaan.pause Believe it. |
| colorA vacation is just work with
a different train ticket,
maaaaan. |
| colorSpoons are always shiny
right before the soup,
maaan. |
| colorI went to the Canary
Islands, maaaan.pause There're
no canaries there. |
| colorThere's no better cough
than when you cough
alone, maaaan. |
| colorTo sell something no one
wants, just charge a lot for
it, maaaan. |
| colorWhen you see a black cat
at night, how do you know
it's not just part of the
darkness, maaan? |
| colorI can't explain what an
avocado tastes like,
maaaan.pressButtonreaction It's too crazy! |
| colorThe ocean is a place of no
laws, maaaan.pause Sharks don't
answer to nobody. |
| colorIf you don't want to lose,
maaan, just keep playing
until you win.pressButtonreaction Oh, man,
that's insaaaaaane! |
| colorSquids don't sleep, maaan.pause
They just close their eyes
and pretend to snore! |
| colorDid you know they have
diamonds that can cut
OTHER DIAMONDS?!pressButtonreaction
Total freak-out, maaan! |
| colorParents once worried about
being parents, maaaan.pause Cut
'em some slack. |
| colorAliens, maaaan. You can't
fake that stuff. |
| colorPeople who demand the
ball are more likely to hog
it, maaaaan. |
| colorOn a sleepless night, the
wise man sings lullabies
to himself, maaaan. |
| colorI heard they sent an otter
to the moon, maaaan.pressButtonreaction The
MOON!pressButtonreaction But then I heard
they faked it. |
| colorUntil you can't, maaan.pause
Until you can't. |
| colorThe guardrail isn't there
to protect you, maaaan.pressButton
reactionTHINK ABOUT IT! |
| colorEverything is known, maaan.
You just have to know where
to look. |
| colorOnce you lie, maaaan,
there's no going back. |
| colorYou ever baked a squid
cookie?pressButtonreaction Not good, maaaan.
Trust me. |
| colorRain seems like a bummer,
maaaan,pause but when you live
in the ocean, it's no big
deal. |
| colorPeople without sympathy
hate people without
sympathy, maaaan.pressButton reactionOooo,
my little otter brain! |
| colorIf you take a picture of a
picture, is it even REAL,
maaaan? |
| colorNever play gin rummy with
a platypus, maaan. |
| colorRed snapper, maaan.
Very tasty. |
| colorA frog's kid isn't a frog.
It's a tadpole.pressButtonreaction But a goat's
kid IS a kid!pausereaction Oh, maaaan... |
| colorThey tell you to sleep on a
problem, maaaan.pressButton reactionBut what
if your problem is
INSOMNIA?! |
| colorCamping, maaaan.pause Why not
just hang out in your
garage for a weekend? |
| colorI heard that the earth is
totally hollow, maaaan.pressButton
reactionThat's where they keep
the UFOs! |
| colorI heard there's a huge salt-
shaker at the bottom of the
ocean.pressButton reactionIt's TRUE, maaaan! |
| colorFate doesn't work on a
coin with two heads,
maaan.pause Think it over. |
| colorYou ever been to Idaho,
man? It's craaaaazy. |
| colorYou ever tried to play an
oboe underwater, maaan?pause
It ain't easy. |
| colorWhales, maaaaan. Whales. |
| colorWhat's up with scuba divers?pause
It's cheaper to just swim
facedown in a bathtub, maan. |
| colorLove is walking an unknown
road together, maaaan. |
| colorDon't treat a borrowed
item like it's yours, maaan.pause
Treat it like it's
someone else's. |
| colorAlways bring a present to a
birthday party, maaaan.pressButton
'Cause, hey. Free cake. |
| colorI heard they can track your
DNA with metal detectors,
maaaan! |
| colorDon't sweat the small
stuff, man.pause Unless it's
a virus. |
| colorAlways tip a hairdresser,
maaaan. It just works
better for everyone. |
| colorRecycling, maaan. Who
knew? |
| colorIf you make a documentary
about a compulsive liar, is
it even TRUE, maaan? |
| colorIf you wake up a sleeping
person to give them a
sleeping pill, you're not
helping, maaan. |
| colorI saw a dolphin inside a
submarine once, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
It BLEW MY MIIIIIND! |
| colorWhy doesn't anyone in this
town wear pants, maaaan? |
| colorDon't kid yourself, maaan.
If you eat lobster, you're
just eating a big bug. |
| colorAt least the one-hit wonder
got a hit, maaaan. |
| colorHanging out at the beach is
just like snorkeling on land,
maaaan. |
| colorEver look at coral, maaan?
I mean, REALLY look at it? |
| colorWe're all like sea glass,
maaan. Stick us in water
and it takes the edge off. |
| colorJealousy and love are both
one shape, maaaan. |
| colorIf something is just sitting
there, leave it alone,
maaan! |
| colorThe man-of-war is actually
a total pacifist, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
And it's NOT EVEN A MAN! |
| color"Sea cucumber" is just a
fancy way of saying
"barf slug," maaaan. |
| colorLions are the king of the
jungle, maaaan, but lionfish
are kings of NOTHING! |
| colorBig words usually come
from a small person,
maaan. |
| colorIt's against the law to smell
your own armpits, maaaan.pressButton
reactionTotally true! |
| colorRevenge is a waste of time,
maaaan. Just let it go. |
| colorIf it floats on the water,
don't eat it, maaaan. |
| colorIf you get glasses and an
eye patch, do people call
you "three-eyes"?pressButton
reactionOh, maaan, my head! |
| colorDid you know they have
POTENTIAL energy,
maaaan?pause Blows my mind... |
| colorFolks say the world is your
oyster. But what if you're a
CLAM, maaaan? |
| colorNobody knows the trouble
I've seen, maaaan. |
| colorThe abyss is a real place,
maaaan. I've been there.
I know. |
| colorIf you want to remember
something important, never
write it down, maaan. |
| colorFolks who refuse to
apologize only hurt
themselves, maaaan.color
|
| colorI heard allergies are caused
by the government, maaan! |
| colorWhy don't boats have fins,
maaan? It just makes
SENSE! |
| colorWhen a red door opens, a
green door closes, maaan.pressButton
I looked it up. |
| colorEver get hugged by an
octopus, maaan?pressButtonreaction It'll
BLOW YOUR MIND! |
| colorSwimming is like flying,
maaaan.pressButton reactionI CAN FLY!! |
| colorRight now, there is only
right now, maaan. |
| colorJust because you have
blankets and a pillow
doesn't mean you have a
bed, maaaan. |
| colorSave the kelp forest,
maaaan! |
| colorNever show a fish your
belly, maaaan. |
| colorIf Tortimer is the mayor,pause
how come we never VOTE
FOR HIM, maaaan?! |
| colorEver been stung by a sea
anemone, maaan?pause They're
like the hornets of the sea! |
| colorI wish I had a mullet,
maaaan. That would be
sweet. |
| colorPitfalls are meaningless
unless you remember
where you put 'em, maaan! |
| colorDo you ever dream about
people that you don't
know, maaaan?pressButtonreaction That's just
you from the FUTURE! |
| colorYour brain is like a big
faucet, maaan. Don't ever
turn it off. |
| colorIn some countries, otters
are called oxen.pressButton reactionIT BLOWS
MY MIND, MAAAAAAN! |
| colorI heard the bends are
caused by a secret
underwater laser gun,
maaaan! |
| colorEver seen a vampire squid
try to sleep, man?pressButton reactionIt's
craaaaazy! |
| colorIt's hard to write letters
underwater, maaaan.pause You
have to use a special pen. |
| colorI tried to bake a potato in a
lava vent once, maaaaan.pressButton
reactionIt didn't work so well. |
| reactioncolorMy toes are hairy, maaan!pressButton
reactionI never noticed before. |
| colorIf fingers start growing on
your feet, do you have to
call them hands, maaaan? |
| colorI heard people keep
goldfish in tanks, maaan.pressButton
reactionAnd then they give 'em
FREE FOOD!pressButtonreaction Sweet deal... |
| colorSome people want to help
you just to feel good about
themselves.pause But the help is
still nice, maaan. |
| colorNever watch a beluga while
she's eating, maaaan.pause Her
mouth is wiiiide open. |
| colorThe truth hurts, maaaaan.pressButton
Especially if you wrap it
around a rock and throw it
at someone. |
| colorThe ocean can never be
full, maaaaan. There's
always room for more rain. |
| colorSunfish don't even like the
sun, maaaan. |
| colorYou have to dig a hole to
fill a hole, maaaaan.pressButton
reactionDuuuuuude! My mind just
BLEW! |
| colorIdeals are single flowers
planted in the desert,
maaan. |
| colorDon't ever go to the
bottom of the sea, maaan.
You don't wanna know
what's down there. |
| colorIf opposites attract, why
don't people eat cabbage-
and-marshmallow sandwiches,
maaaan? |
| colorIsn't Halloween just
extortion with disguises,
maaaan? |
| colorPlaid socks are craaaazy,
man!pressButtonreaction Craaaaaaazy! |
| colorI hear that some places
actually hold clambakes,
maaan!pressButtonreaction Maybe I should
move... |
| colorDid you know some people
throw TRASH in the ocean,
maaaan?pressButtonreaction It breaks my
little otter heart... |
| colorIt's easy to keep a house
clean when it's underwater,
maaaan. |
| colorI love being in the ocean,
maaaan. But I wish we had
a baseball team. |
| colorEver tried to make
pancakes underwater,
maaan?pause It ain't easy. |
| colorSometimes I like to read
books backward, maaan.pressButtonreaction
Especially if they have a
surprise beginning! |
| colorEver visited a sunken ship,
man?pressButton IT'LL TOTALLY
BLOW YOUR MIIIIIIND! |
| colorGabbiano means "seagull"
in Italian, maaan.pressButtonreaction Talk
about CRAZY! |
| colorI've got a cousin who lives
at the zoo, maaaan.pressButtonreaction He
says they feed him for
FREE! |
| colorWhy do birds hop around
when they can fly, maaaan? |
| colorWater polo is the best sport
ever, maaaan. |
| colorSometimes you have to get
mad before you can be
happy, maaaan. |
| colorI heard the government has
figured out how to flush
toilets without touching
them, maaaan!
reactionBut they ain't telling us
how...
|
| colorThe best time to see an owl
is when it's dark, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
But then you can't see it,
because IT'S TOO DARK! |
| colorAsk not what the ocean can
do for you, maaan. Ask
what you can do for the
ocean. |
| colorSwimming pools are pretty
overrated, maaan. |
| colorI found a treasure chest
once. Know what was in it?pressButtonreaction
TREASURE, MAAAAAN! |
| colorSwim against the tide,
maaan. That's where the
best clams are. |
| colorI used to be into rap music,
maaaan, but it's hard to
freestyle underwater. |
| colorI heard the government
hired a guy to organize all
your socks by color,
maaan! |
| colorFish sticks, maaaaan!pause Who
knew that fish came
BREADED?! |
| colorThe order within
coincidence is just
MATH, maaaan! |
| colorCourage, maaan. It always
comes at the worst time. |
| colorIf it looks like you're going
to get kicked out, just tell
people you're a reporter,
maaaan. |
| colorIf you travel at the speed
of light, do you turn into
the SUN?pressButtonreaction Oh, maaaan, my
achin' otter head! |
| colorYou can't fool physics,
maaan. That guy knows
EVERYTHING! |
| colorBorrowed clothes are
easier to get dirty,
maaaan. |
| colorWhy do we call money
Bells, maaan?pressButtonreaction That's
CRAZY! |
| colorI heard there's a giant cork
that keeps the ocean from
draining out!
And the government don't
want people to know about
it, maaaan! |
| colorJust keep swimming,
maaan. It'll all be OK
in the end. |
| colorEven with your eyes closed,
maaan, curry still tastes
like curry. |
| colorYa know, 75% of the earth
is covered with water,
maaan. pressButtonreactionThat means otters
are your new kings! |
| colorThe ocean can hypnotize
you, maaaan. I've seen it
happen. |
| colorWhy don't sharks just keep
that big fin underwater,
maaan? |
| colorNo one has a shadow in the
dark, maaaan.pressButtonreaction My mind just
BLEW! |
| reactioncolorPlankton are HILARIOUS,
maaan! I love those guys. |
| colorDon't throw anything in my
garbage, maaaan. It's
already full. |
| colorMaaan, I wish I had a good
pair of boots. I love boots. |
| colorDon't build a birdbath in
the living room, maaaan.
Birds can't use doors. |
| colorYou know what I miss most
about being on land?pressButton Salsa,
maaaan. That stuff is
DELICIOUS! |
| colorWater, maaan. Gotta love it. |
| colorThe ocean has no walls,
maaan.pressButtonreaction Think about it! |
| colorOnly runners can see the
faces of other runners,
maaaan.pressButtonreaction Ouch! My braaain! |
| colorIf you follow a circle,
you'll NEVER STOP
FOLLOWING IT! |
| colorWe otters hold hands when
we sleep, maaaan. It's just
another one of our charms. |
| colorSomeone needs to make
clam-flavored candy,
maaan.pressButtonreaction I'd TOTALLY buy
some of that! |
| colorThe truth is never free,
maaaan. But sometimes it's
on sale. |
| colorYou ever just sat down and
READ a dictionary, maaan?pressButtonreaction
It's got EVERYTHING in
there! |
| colorBees, maaan. Why do they
gotta hate... |
| colorYou never know what your
own tail looks like, maaan.pressButtonreaction
And you can't look without
changing it! |
| colorBrain freeze is just nature's
way of telling you to chill,
maaaan. |
| colorLife is just what you dream
when you're dreaming,
maaaan. |
| colorI bought a kite, maaan, but
then I remembered I live
underwater.pressButtonreaction Bummer. |
| colorOh, maaaan! I forgot to
take a shower today!pressButton Oh,
wait. I live underwater. |
| colorToo many cooks spoil the
broth, maaan. Unless it's
a buffet. |
| colorSomething's only a miracle
if you want it to be, maaan. |
| colorWho invented numbers,
maaan? Those things are
craaaazy! |
| colorSome fish glow in the dark,
maaaan! The rest of 'em
have to buy flashlights. |
| colorLast year I learned to surf,
maaaan. That was intense. |
| colorIce is just frozen water,
maaan.pressButtonreaction THINK ABOUT IT! |
| colorEels are so long, maaan!
It kinda freaks me out. |
| colorI should grow corn, maaan.
Corn is delicious. |
| colorSome fish don't school,
man.pressButton Hey, even the ocean
has loners. |
| NPC_rakosuke.gmm |
| fun_08 |
| Oh, maaaan. reactionpauseStanding is so
tiring.
reactionHeeeey, can I share a little
something with you?fun_07
Um, sure?
No! |
| Maaan, breathing air feels
pretty good.pause
reactionHey, can I share something
with you?fun_07
Um...OK?
Get lost! |
| Hooooohpause.pause.pause.pause Haaaaaaahpause.pause.pause. |
|
.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pausereactionpause
|
| fun_08 |
| .pause.pause.pauseRight on. |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseDude, you just blew my
mind. |
| Hey,pause hook an otter up with
a scallop,pause would ya, man?fun_07
OK!
No way! |
| Look, maaan. This here?
I'm givin' it to YOU! |
| colorIf the grass is greener on
the other side, what
happens when you live next
to a PAINT FACTORY? |
| colorIf you're weird, maaan?
Normal people seem like
the weirdest people
around. |
| colorOnce you tell a secret, it's
NOT A SECRET ANYMORE! |
| colorIf your heart is broken,
you can't take it to a
mechanic, maaan. |
| colorWhy don't they call heavy-
metal music thallium,
maaan? That's way shorter. |
| colorKids who think they're not
good at stuff usually end
up being good at it, maaan.
Ya just gotta try. |
| colorBoats FLOAT, maaaan!
On the WATER! |
| colorIf you put something off, it
never gets done, maaan. |
| colorThe enemy of my enemy is
the friend of my enemy's
best friend. It's crazy,
maaaan. |
| colorLove is like a wave, maaan.
You've got highs and lows
and a whole bunch of
surfing. |
| colorSchools of fish don't
LEARN anything, maaan.
|
| colorCalifornia rolls aren't from
California and french fries
aren't from France.pressButtonreaction
Oh, maaan, I can't deal. |
| colorIf you put the highest
mountain in the deepest
ocean, it would be covered
in water, maaaan. |
| colorIf you're tryin' to save
money, why do you buy a
piggy bank, maaaan? |
| colorIf you lie in a nonfiction
book, it turns into fiction.pressButtonreaction
That's craaaazy, man. |
| colorPuppy rhymes with
guppy, but no one wants
to pet a fish, maaaan. |
| colorIt's free to complain, but
you pay for it in the end.pressButtonreaction
Oh, maaaan, that's gonna
stick with me... |
| colorIf there are seven seas,
why don't we have more
boats, maaaan? |
| colorStarfish aren't even FISH,
maaan. Think about it. |
| colorWater from the hot tap is
cold in Alaska.pressButtonreaction It's true,
maaan! I looked it up! |
| colorIf you never win a game,
you still have a perfect
record, maaaan. |
| colorA hero who wants to be
rewarded is no hero at all,
maaaan. |
| colorYou can tune a piano, but
you can't tune a fish,
maaaan. |
| colorIf three's a crowd, how
many is a mob?pressButtonreaction Oh, maaan,
this hurts my head. |
| colorIf you try something new,
it's not new anymore,
maaan. |
| colorMaaan, folks who say
they're fine with anything
usually hate everything. |
| colorIf you tell a kid to do
something, he never wants
to do it.
You should tell 'em NOT
to do things, maaaan. |
| colorClownfish don't even own a
clown CAR, maaan!pressButton reactionHow do
they do it? |
| colorSummer, maaan. Rhymes
with bummer.pressButton I'm just
saying. |
| colorWhy are paddleboats
always shaped like SWANS,
maaaan? |
| colorThe guy who's walking
away is usually the one
who's done something
wrong, maaan. |
| colorIf oysters have pearls, what
do clams have, maaaan? |
| colorLawless states still have
laws, maaaan. Otherwise it
would be illegal to HAVE
NO LAWS! |
| colorCars, maaaan? They scare
me. |
| colorThe greatest motivator is
guilt, maaaan. Guilt and
really good food. |
| colorWhy do you only find
tourists in places of
interest, maaan? |
| colorDid you know that coral
reefs are MADE OF
CORAL?!pressButtonreaction Oh, maaaaan. |
| colorFriends are like the suckers
on a tentacle, maaaan.pause
Ya can't get by without
'em. |
| colorIf you learn from mistakes,
shouldn't you keep making
'em, maaan? |
| colorIf your dreams become
reality,pause what do you dream
about, maaan? |
| colorThe road less traveled is
really hard to walk on,
maaaan.pause Think it over. |
| colorWhen you lose something,
you always find it in the
last place you look.pressButtonreaction Unless
you keep looking, maaan! |
| colorIf light shines brightest in
the dark, does the dark
lurk darkest in the light?pressButtonreaction
Oh maaaan, my poor head. |
| colorThe ocean is so deep,
maaaan.pause I don't even know
what's down there
anymore. |
| colorIf fish live in the water,
would anyone notice if they
started crying?pressButtonreaction Oh,
maaan, that's sad. |
| colorAll living things go bald,
maaaan.pause Someday. |
| colorAnyone who says "excellent
question" has an answer
ready, maaaan. |
| colorLakes are just little oceans
without any plankton,
maaan. |
| colorDo oceans cover the earth,
or is the earth covering
part of the OCEAN? |
| colorLife is like a topographical
map, maaaan.pressButton reaction...Oh, man, I
forgot the rest of that. |
| colorIf a fish eats a fisherman,
is it called a personerfish?pressButton
reactionOh, maaaaan, my head! |
| colorCatfish aren't cats, maaan.pause
They don't even have
CLAAAAAAAWS! |
| colorIf you drop a hundred
pennies on the ground, pause
that's a DOLLAR, maaaan. |
| colorIf a slacker decides not to
slack off, isn't he still
slacking, maaaan? |
| colorPirates have a bad rap,
maaaan.pause But they should
still quit stealin'. |
| colorSpiders don't have webbed
feet, maaaan.pressButtonreaction They don't
even HAVE feet! |
| colorRivers carry boats, but they
can also SINK boats.pressButton reactionThink
about that one, maaan. |
| colorIf you try to float and you
can't,pause maybe sinking is just
your bag, maaan. |
| colorDid you ever notice how
the moon follows you
around? pauseMaybe that's
because it's yours, maaan. |
| colorCrabs aren't really crabby,
maaaan. They just have a
bad rap. |
| colorIf something isn't worth the
paper it's printed on, can
you still sell the paper,
maaaan? |
| colorIf lightning never strikes
twice, how do you explain
twins, maaaan?pressButtonreaction Whoa, now
I'm freaked out! |
| colorIf everyone buys a cell
phone, we won't be able to
cram folks into phone
booths anymore, maaaan. |
| colorBeachcombers are BALD,
maaan!pause It doesn't make
ANY SENSE! |
| colorThe first guy to cross a
finish line is the last guy
you'd expect to lose,
maaan. |
| colorBarbershop quartets don't
even sing in barbershops,
maaaan!pressButton Oh, my little otter
head... |
| colorThe front of the front
ISN'T THE BACK!pressButtonreaction Oh,
maaan, I'm losin' it here! |
| colorThere's no such thing as a
pool shark, maaaan.pause Sharks
can't even hold a cue. |
| colorThe final shape of an
object is what decides its
known form, maaaan. |
| colorIf bears hibernate in the
winter, do polar bears
hibernate in the summer,
maaaan? |
| colorIf home is where the heart
is,pause where is your spleen,
maaaan? |
| colorIf you beat yourself up,
that means you lost TO
YOURSELF!pause Oh, maaan, I
can't even think about it. |
| colorSometimes the greatest
courage is doing the right
thing, maaaaan.
I read that on a movie
poster once. |
| colorIf the ocean is filled with
salt, where do we get
pepper from, maaan? |
| colorCheese can never be milk
again, maaaaan. |
| colorLove is the opposite of
hate, and the opposite of
hate is total indifference,
maaaaan. |
| colorStairs are always stairs,
maaaan. Doesn't matter
how you climb 'em. |
| colorHabits are just underwear
that you can't take off,
maaan. |
| colorWhy don't people have
gills, maaaan? It would
make swimming so much
easier. |
| colorSeaweed is the most
beautiful flower of all,
maaaan.pause Believe it. |
| colorA vacation is just work with
a different train ticket,
maaaaan. |
| colorSpoons are always shiny
right before the soup,
maaan. |
| colorI went to the Canary
Islands, maaaan.pause There're
no canaries there. |
| colorThere's no better cough
than when you cough
alone, maaaan. |
| colorTo sell something no one
wants, just charge a lot for
it, maaaan. |
| colorWhen you see a black cat
at night, how do you know
it's not just part of the
darkness, maaan? |
| colorI can't explain what an
avocado tastes like,
maaaan.pressButtonreaction It's too crazy! |
| colorThe ocean is a place of no
laws, maaaan.pause Sharks don't
answer to nobody. |
| colorIf you don't want to lose,
maaan, just keep playing
until you win.pressButtonreaction Oh, man,
that's insaaaaaane! |
| colorSquids don't sleep, maaan.pause
They just close their eyes
and pretend to snore! |
| colorDid you know they have
diamonds that can cut
OTHER DIAMONDS?!pressButtonreaction
Total freak-out, maaan! |
| colorParents once worried about
being parents, maaaan.pause Cut
'em some slack. |
| colorAliens, maaaan. You can't
fake that stuff. |
| colorPeople who demand the
ball are more likely to hog
it, maaaaan. |
| colorOn a sleepless night, the
wise man sings lullabies
to himself, maaaan. |
| colorI heard they sent an otter
to the moon, maaaan.pressButtonreaction The
MOON!pressButtonreaction But then I heard
they faked it. |
| colorUntil you can't, maaan.pause
Until you can't. |
| colorThe guardrail isn't there
to protect you, maaaan.pressButton
reactionTHINK ABOUT IT! |
| colorEverything is known, maaan.
You just have to know where
to look. |
| colorOnce you lie, maaaan,
there's no going back. |
| colorYou ever baked a squid
cookie?pressButtonreaction Not good, maaaan.
Trust me. |
| colorRain seems like a bummer,
maaaan,pause but when you live
in the ocean, it's no big
deal. |
| colorPeople without sympathy
hate people without
sympathy, maaaan.pressButton reactionOooo,
my little otter brain! |
| colorIf you take a picture of a
picture, is it even REAL,
maaaan? |
| colorNever play gin rummy with
a platypus, maaan. |
| colorRed snapper, maaan.
Very tasty. |
| colorA frog's kid isn't a frog.
It's a tadpole.pressButtonreaction But a goat's
kid IS a kid!pausereaction Oh, maaaan... |
| colorThey tell you to sleep on a
problem, maaaan.pressButton reactionBut what
if your problem is
INSOMNIA?! |
| colorCamping, maaaan.pause Why not
just hang out in your
garage for a weekend? |
| colorI heard that the earth is
totally hollow, maaaan.pressButton
reactionThat's where they keep
the UFOs! |
| colorI heard there's a huge salt-
shaker at the bottom of the
ocean.pressButton reactionIt's TRUE, maaaan! |
| colorFate doesn't work on a
coin with two heads,
maaan.pause Think it over. |
| colorYou ever been to Idaho,
man? It's craaaaazy. |
| colorYou ever tried to play an
oboe underwater, maaan?pause
It ain't easy. |
| colorWhales, maaaaan. Whales. |
| colorWhat's up with scuba divers?pause
It's cheaper to just swim
facedown in a bathtub, maan. |
| colorLove is walking an unknown
road together, maaaan. |
| colorDon't treat a borrowed
item like it's yours, maaan.pause
Treat it like it's
someone else's. |
| colorAlways bring a present to a
birthday party, maaaan.pressButton
'Cause, hey. Free cake. |
| colorI heard they can track your
DNA with metal detectors,
maaaan! |
| colorDon't sweat the small
stuff, man.pause Unless it's
a virus. |
| colorAlways tip a hairdresser,
maaaan. It just works
better for everyone. |
| colorRecycling, maaan. Who
knew? |
| colorIf you make a documentary
about a compulsive liar, is
it even TRUE, maaan? |
| colorIf you wake up a sleeping
person to give them a
sleeping pill, you're not
helping, maaan. |
| colorI saw a dolphin inside a
submarine once, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
It BLEW MY MIIIIIND! |
| colorWhy doesn't anyone in this
town wear pants, maaaan? |
| colorDon't kid yourself, maaan.
If you eat lobster, you're
just eating a big bug. |
| colorAt least the one-hit wonder
got a hit, maaaan. |
| colorHanging out at the beach is
just like snorkeling on land,
maaaan. |
| colorEver look at coral, maaan?
I mean, REALLY look at it? |
| colorWe're all like sea glass,
maaan. Stick us in water
and it takes the edge off. |
| colorJealousy and love are both
one shape, maaaan. |
| colorIf something is just sitting
there, leave it alone,
maaan! |
| colorThe man-of-war is actually
a total pacifist, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
And it's NOT EVEN A MAN! |
| color"Sea cucumber" is just a
fancy way of saying
"barf slug," maaaan. |
| colorLions are the king of the
jungle, maaaan, but lionfish
are kings of NOTHING! |
| colorBig words usually come
from a small person,
maaan. |
| colorIt's against the law to smell
your own armpits, maaaan.pressButton
reactionTotally true! |
| colorRevenge is a waste of time,
maaaan. Just let it go. |
| colorIf it floats on the water,
don't eat it, maaaan. |
| colorIf you get glasses and an
eye patch, do people call
you "three-eyes"?pressButton
reactionOh, maaan, my head! |
| colorDid you know they have
POTENTIAL energy,
maaaan?pause Blows my mind... |
| colorFolks say the world is your
oyster. But what if you're a
CLAM, maaaan? |
| colorNobody knows the trouble
I've seen, maaaan. |
| colorThe abyss is a real place,
maaaan. I've been there.
I know. |
| colorIf you want to remember
something important, never
write it down, maaan. |
| colorFolks who refuse to
apologize only hurt
themselves, maaaan.color
|
| colorI heard allergies are caused
by the government, maaan! |
| colorWhy don't boats have fins,
maaan? It just makes
SENSE! |
| colorWhen a red door opens, a
green door closes, maaan.pressButton
I looked it up. |
| colorEver get hugged by an
octopus, maaan?pressButtonreaction It'll
BLOW YOUR MIND! |
| colorSwimming is like flying,
maaaan.pressButton reactionI CAN FLY!! |
| colorRight now, there is only
right now, maaan. |
| colorJust because you have
blankets and a pillow
doesn't mean you have a
bed, maaaan. |
| colorSave the kelp forest,
maaaan! |
| colorNever show a fish your
belly, maaaan. |
| colorIf Tortimer is the mayor,pause
how come we never VOTE
FOR HIM, maaaan?! |
| colorEver been stung by a sea
anemone, maaan?pause They're
like the hornets of the sea! |
| colorI wish I had a mullet,
maaaan. That would be
sweet. |
| colorPitfalls are meaningless
unless you remember
where you put 'em, maaan! |
| colorDo you ever dream about
people that you don't
know, maaaan?pressButtonreaction That's just
you from the FUTURE! |
| colorYour brain is like a big
faucet, maaan. Don't ever
turn it off. |
| colorIn some countries, otters
are called oxen.pressButton reactionIT BLOWS
MY MIND, MAAAAAAN! |
| colorI heard the bends are
caused by a secret
underwater laser gun,
maaaan! |
| colorEver seen a vampire squid
try to sleep, man?pressButton reactionIt's
craaaaazy! |
| colorIt's hard to write letters
underwater, maaaan.pause You
have to use a special pen. |
| colorI tried to bake a potato in a
lava vent once, maaaaan.pressButton
reactionIt didn't work so well. |
| reactioncolorMy toes are hairy, maaan!pressButton
reactionI never noticed before. |
| colorIf fingers start growing on
your feet, do you have to
call them hands, maaaan? |
| colorI heard people keep
goldfish in tanks, maaan.pressButton
reactionAnd then they give 'em
FREE FOOD!pressButtonreaction Sweet deal... |
| colorSome people want to help
you just to feel good about
themselves.pause But the help is
still nice, maaan. |
| colorNever watch a beluga while
she's eating, maaaan.pause Her
mouth is wiiiide open. |
| colorThe truth hurts, maaaaan.pressButton
Especially if you wrap it
around a rock and throw it
at someone. |
| colorThe ocean can never be
full, maaaaan. There's
always room for more rain. |
| colorSunfish don't even like the
sun, maaaan. |
| colorYou have to dig a hole to
fill a hole, maaaaan.pressButton
reactionDuuuuuude! My mind just
BLEW! |
| colorIdeals are single flowers
planted in the desert,
maaan. |
| colorDon't ever go to the
bottom of the sea, maaan.
You don't wanna know
what's down there. |
| colorIf opposites attract, why
don't people eat cabbage-
and-marshmallow sandwiches,
maaaan? |
| colorIsn't Halloween just
extortion with disguises,
maaaan? |
| colorPlaid socks are craaaazy,
man!pressButtonreaction Craaaaaaazy! |
| colorI hear that some places
actually hold clambakes,
maaan!pressButtonreaction Maybe I should
move... |
| colorDid you know some people
throw TRASH in the ocean,
maaaan?pressButtonreaction It breaks my
little otter heart... |
| colorIt's easy to keep a house
clean when it's underwater,
maaaan. |
| colorI love being in the ocean,
maaaan. But I wish we had
a baseball team. |
| colorEver tried to make
pancakes underwater,
maaan?pause It ain't easy. |
| colorSometimes I like to read
books backward, maaan.pressButtonreaction
Especially if they have a
surprise beginning! |
| colorEver visited a sunken ship,
man?pressButton IT'LL TOTALLY
BLOW YOUR MIIIIIIND! |
| colorGabbiano means "seagull"
in Italian, maaan.pressButtonreaction Talk
about CRAZY! |
| colorI've got a cousin who lives
at the zoo, maaaan.pressButtonreaction He
says they feed him for
FREE! |
| colorWhy do birds hop around
when they can fly, maaaan? |
| colorWater polo is the best sport
ever, maaaan. |
| colorSometimes you have to get
mad before you can be
happy, maaaan. |
| colorI heard the government has
figured out how to flush
toilets without touching
them, maaaan!
reactionBut they ain't telling us
how...
|
| colorThe best time to see an owl
is when it's dark, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
But then you can't see it,
because IT'S TOO DARK! |
| colorAsk not what the ocean can
do for you, maaan. Ask
what you can do for the
ocean. |
| colorSwimming pools are pretty
overrated, maaan. |
| colorI found a treasure chest
once. Know what was in it?pressButtonreaction
TREASURE, MAAAAAN! |
| colorSwim against the tide,
maaan. That's where the
best clams are. |
| colorI used to be into rap music,
maaaan, but it's hard to
freestyle underwater. |
| colorI heard the government
hired a guy to organize all
your socks by color,
maaan! |
| colorFish sticks, maaaaan!pause Who
knew that fish came
BREADED?! |
| colorThe order within
coincidence is just
MATH, maaaan! |
| colorCourage, maaan. It always
comes at the worst time. |
| colorIf it looks like you're going
to get kicked out, just tell
people you're a reporter,
maaaan. |
| colorIf you travel at the speed
of light, do you turn into
the SUN?pressButtonreaction Oh, maaaan, my
achin' otter head! |
| colorYou can't fool physics,
maaan. That guy knows
EVERYTHING! |
| colorBorrowed clothes are
easier to get dirty,
maaaan. |
| colorWhy do we call money
Bells, maaan?pressButtonreaction That's
CRAZY! |
| colorI heard there's a giant cork
that keeps the ocean from
draining out!
And the government don't
want people to know about
it, maaaan! |
| colorJust keep swimming,
maaan. It'll all be OK
in the end. |
| colorEven with your eyes closed,
maaan, curry still tastes
like curry. |
| colorYa know, 75% of the earth
is covered with water,
maaan. pressButtonreactionThat means otters
are your new kings! |
| colorThe ocean can hypnotize
you, maaaan. I've seen it
happen. |
| colorWhy don't sharks just keep
that big fin underwater,
maaan? |
| colorNo one has a shadow in the
dark, maaaan.pressButtonreaction My mind just
BLEW! |
| reactioncolorPlankton are HILARIOUS,
maaan! I love those guys. |
| colorDon't throw anything in my
garbage, maaaan. It's
already full. |
| colorMaaan, I wish I had a good
pair of boots. I love boots. |
| colorDon't build a birdbath in
the living room, maaaan.
Birds can't use doors. |
| colorYou know what I miss most
about being on land?pressButton Salsa,
maaaan. That stuff is
DELICIOUS! |
| colorWater, maaan. Gotta love it. |
| colorThe ocean has no walls,
maaan.pressButtonreaction Think about it! |
| colorOnly runners can see the
faces of other runners,
maaaan.pressButtonreaction Ouch! My braaain! |
| colorIf you follow a circle,
you'll NEVER STOP
FOLLOWING IT! |
| colorWe otters hold hands when
we sleep, maaaan. It's just
another one of our charms. |
| colorSomeone needs to make
clam-flavored candy,
maaan.pressButtonreaction I'd TOTALLY buy
some of that! |
| colorThe truth is never free,
maaaan. But sometimes it's
on sale. |
| colorYou ever just sat down and
READ a dictionary, maaan?pressButtonreaction
It's got EVERYTHING in
there! |
| colorBees, maaan. Why do they
gotta hate... |
| colorYou never know what your
own tail looks like, maaan.pressButtonreaction
And you can't look without
changing it! |
| colorBrain freeze is just nature's
way of telling you to chill,
maaaan. |
| colorLife is just what you dream
when you're dreaming,
maaaan. |
| colorI bought a kite, maaan, but
then I remembered I live
underwater.pressButtonreaction Bummer. |
| colorOh, maaaan! I forgot to
take a shower today!pressButton Oh,
wait. I live underwater. |
| colorToo many cooks spoil the
broth, maaan. Unless it's
a buffet. |
| colorSomething's only a miracle
if you want it to be, maaan. |
| colorWho invented numbers,
maaan? Those things are
craaaazy! |
| colorSome fish glow in the dark,
maaaan! The rest of 'em
have to buy flashlights. |
| colorLast year I learned to surf,
maaaan. That was intense. |
| colorIce is just frozen water,
maaan.pressButtonreaction THINK ABOUT IT! |
| colorEels are so long, maaan!
It kinda freaks me out. |
| colorI should grow corn, maaan.
Corn is delicious. |
| colorSome fish don't school,
man.pressButton Hey, even the ocean
has loners. |
| NPC_rakosuke.gmm |
| fun_08 |
| Oh, maaaan. reactionpauseStanding is so
tiring.
reactionHeeeey, can I share a little
something with you?fun_07
Um, sure?
No! |
| Maaan, breathing air feels
pretty good.pause
reactionHey, can I share something
with you?fun_07
Um...OK?
Get lost! |
| Hooooohpause.pause.pause.pause Haaaaaaahpause.pause.pause. |
|
.pause.pause.pause.pause.pause.pausereactionpause
|
| fun_08 |
| .pause.pause.pauseRight on. |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseDude, you just blew my
mind. |
| Hey,pause hook an otter up with
a scallop,pause would ya, man?fun_07
OK!
No way! |
| Look, maaan. This here?
I'm givin' it to YOU! |
| colorIf the grass is greener on
the other side, what
happens when you live next
to a PAINT FACTORY? |
| colorIf you're weird, maaan?
Normal people seem like
the weirdest people
around. |
| colorOnce you tell a secret, it's
NOT A SECRET ANYMORE! |
| colorIf your heart is broken,
you can't take it to a
mechanic, maaan. |
| colorWhy don't they call heavy-
metal music thallium,
maaan? That's way shorter. |
| colorKids who think they're not
good at stuff usually end
up being good at it, maaan.
Ya just gotta try. |
| colorBoats FLOAT, maaaan!
On the WATER! |
| colorIf you put something off, it
never gets done, maaan. |
| colorThe enemy of my enemy is
the friend of my enemy's
best friend. It's crazy,
maaaan. |
| colorLove is like a wave, maaan.
You've got highs and lows
and a whole bunch of
surfing. |
| colorSchools of fish don't
LEARN anything, maaan.
|
| colorCalifornia rolls aren't from
California and french fries
aren't from France.pressButtonreaction
Oh, maaan, I can't deal. |
| colorIf you put the highest
mountain in the deepest
ocean, it would be covered
in water, maaaan. |
| colorIf you're tryin' to save
money, why do you buy a
piggy bank, maaaan? |
| colorIf you lie in a nonfiction
book, it turns into fiction.pressButtonreaction
That's craaaazy, man. |
| colorPuppy rhymes with
guppy, but no one wants
to pet a fish, maaaan. |
| colorIt's free to complain, but
you pay for it in the end.pressButtonreaction
Oh, maaaan, that's gonna
stick with me... |
| colorIf there are seven seas,
why don't we have more
boats, maaaan? |
| colorStarfish aren't even FISH,
maaan. Think about it. |
| colorWater from the hot tap is
cold in Alaska.pressButtonreaction It's true,
maaan! I looked it up! |
| colorIf you never win a game,
you still have a perfect
record, maaaan. |
| colorA hero who wants to be
rewarded is no hero at all,
maaaan. |
| colorYou can tune a piano, but
you can't tune a fish,
maaaan. |
| colorIf three's a crowd, how
many is a mob?pressButtonreaction Oh, maaan,
this hurts my head. |
| colorIf you try something new,
it's not new anymore,
maaan. |
| colorMaaan, folks who say
they're fine with anything
usually hate everything. |
| colorIf you tell a kid to do
something, he never wants
to do it.
You should tell 'em NOT
to do things, maaaan. |
| colorClownfish don't even own a
clown CAR, maaan!pressButton reactionHow do
they do it? |
| colorSummer, maaan. Rhymes
with bummer.pressButton I'm just
saying. |
| colorWhy are paddleboats
always shaped like SWANS,
maaaan? |
| colorThe guy who's walking
away is usually the one
who's done something
wrong, maaan. |
| colorIf oysters have pearls, what
do clams have, maaaan? |
| colorLawless states still have
laws, maaaan. Otherwise it
would be illegal to HAVE
NO LAWS! |
| colorCars, maaaan? They scare
me. |
| colorThe greatest motivator is
guilt, maaaan. Guilt and
really good food. |
| colorWhy do you only find
tourists in places of
interest, maaan? |
| colorDid you know that coral
reefs are MADE OF
CORAL?!pressButtonreaction Oh, maaaaan. |
| colorFriends are like the suckers
on a tentacle, maaaan.pause
Ya can't get by without
'em. |
| colorIf you learn from mistakes,
shouldn't you keep making
'em, maaan? |
| colorIf your dreams become
reality,pause what do you dream
about, maaan? |
| colorThe road less traveled is
really hard to walk on,
maaaan.pause Think it over. |
| colorWhen you lose something,
you always find it in the
last place you look.pressButtonreaction Unless
you keep looking, maaan! |
| colorIf light shines brightest in
the dark, does the dark
lurk darkest in the light?pressButtonreaction
Oh maaaan, my poor head. |
| colorThe ocean is so deep,
maaaan.pause I don't even know
what's down there
anymore. |
| colorIf fish live in the water,
would anyone notice if they
started crying?pressButtonreaction Oh,
maaan, that's sad. |
| colorAll living things go bald,
maaaan.pause Someday. |
| colorAnyone who says "excellent
question" has an answer
ready, maaaan. |
| colorLakes are just little oceans
without any plankton,
maaan. |
| colorDo oceans cover the earth,
or is the earth covering
part of the OCEAN? |
| colorLife is like a topographical
map, maaaan.pressButton reaction...Oh, man, I
forgot the rest of that. |
| colorIf a fish eats a fisherman,
is it called a personerfish?pressButton
reactionOh, maaaaan, my head! |
| colorCatfish aren't cats, maaan.pause
They don't even have
CLAAAAAAAWS! |
| colorIf you drop a hundred
pennies on the ground, pause
that's a DOLLAR, maaaan. |
| colorIf a slacker decides not to
slack off, isn't he still
slacking, maaaan? |
| colorPirates have a bad rap,
maaaan.pause But they should
still quit stealin'. |
| colorSpiders don't have webbed
feet, maaaan.pressButtonreaction They don't
even HAVE feet! |
| colorRivers carry boats, but they
can also SINK boats.pressButton reactionThink
about that one, maaan. |
| colorIf you try to float and you
can't,pause maybe sinking is just
your bag, maaan. |
| colorDid you ever notice how
the moon follows you
around? pauseMaybe that's
because it's yours, maaan. |
| colorCrabs aren't really crabby,
maaaan. They just have a
bad rap. |
| colorIf something isn't worth the
paper it's printed on, can
you still sell the paper,
maaaan? |
| colorIf lightning never strikes
twice, how do you explain
twins, maaaan?pressButtonreaction Whoa, now
I'm freaked out! |
| colorIf everyone buys a cell
phone, we won't be able to
cram folks into phone
booths anymore, maaaan. |
| colorBeachcombers are BALD,
maaan!pause It doesn't make
ANY SENSE! |
| colorThe first guy to cross a
finish line is the last guy
you'd expect to lose,
maaan. |
| colorBarbershop quartets don't
even sing in barbershops,
maaaan!pressButton Oh, my little otter
head... |
| colorThe front of the front
ISN'T THE BACK!pressButtonreaction Oh,
maaan, I'm losin' it here! |
| colorThere's no such thing as a
pool shark, maaaan.pause Sharks
can't even hold a cue. |
| colorThe final shape of an
object is what decides its
known form, maaaan. |
| colorIf bears hibernate in the
winter, do polar bears
hibernate in the summer,
maaaan? |
| colorIf home is where the heart
is,pause where is your spleen,
maaaan? |
| colorIf you beat yourself up,
that means you lost TO
YOURSELF!pause Oh, maaan, I
can't even think about it. |
| colorSometimes the greatest
courage is doing the right
thing, maaaaan.
I read that on a movie
poster once. |
| colorIf the ocean is filled with
salt, where do we get
pepper from, maaan? |
| colorCheese can never be milk
again, maaaaan. |
| colorLove is the opposite of
hate, and the opposite of
hate is total indifference,
maaaaan. |
| colorStairs are always stairs,
maaaan. Doesn't matter
how you climb 'em. |
| colorHabits are just underwear
that you can't take off,
maaan. |
| colorWhy don't people have
gills, maaaan? It would
make swimming so much
easier. |
| colorSeaweed is the most
beautiful flower of all,
maaaan.pause Believe it. |
| colorA vacation is just work with
a different train ticket,
maaaaan. |
| colorSpoons are always shiny
right before the soup,
maaan. |
| colorI went to the Canary
Islands, maaaan.pause There're
no canaries there. |
| colorThere's no better cough
than when you cough
alone, maaaan. |
| colorTo sell something no one
wants, just charge a lot for
it, maaaan. |
| colorWhen you see a black cat
at night, how do you know
it's not just part of the
darkness, maaan? |
| colorI can't explain what an
avocado tastes like,
maaaan.pressButtonreaction It's too crazy! |
| colorThe ocean is a place of no
laws, maaaan.pause Sharks don't
answer to nobody. |
| colorIf you don't want to lose,
maaan, just keep playing
until you win.pressButtonreaction Oh, man,
that's insaaaaaane! |
| colorSquids don't sleep, maaan.pause
They just close their eyes
and pretend to snore! |
| colorDid you know they have
diamonds that can cut
OTHER DIAMONDS?!pressButtonreaction
Total freak-out, maaan! |
| colorParents once worried about
being parents, maaaan.pause Cut
'em some slack. |
| colorAliens, maaaan. You can't
fake that stuff. |
| colorPeople who demand the
ball are more likely to hog
it, maaaaan. |
| colorOn a sleepless night, the
wise man sings lullabies
to himself, maaaan. |
| colorI heard they sent an otter
to the moon, maaaan.pressButtonreaction The
MOON!pressButtonreaction But then I heard
they faked it. |
| colorUntil you can't, maaan.pause
Until you can't. |
| colorThe guardrail isn't there
to protect you, maaaan.pressButton
reactionTHINK ABOUT IT! |
| colorEverything is known, maaan.
You just have to know where
to look. |
| colorOnce you lie, maaaan,
there's no going back. |
| colorYou ever baked a squid
cookie?pressButtonreaction Not good, maaaan.
Trust me. |
| colorRain seems like a bummer,
maaaan,pause but when you live
in the ocean, it's no big
deal. |
| colorPeople without sympathy
hate people without
sympathy, maaaan.pressButton reactionOooo,
my little otter brain! |
| colorIf you take a picture of a
picture, is it even REAL,
maaaan? |
| colorNever play gin rummy with
a platypus, maaan. |
| colorRed snapper, maaan.
Very tasty. |
| colorA frog's kid isn't a frog.
It's a tadpole.pressButtonreaction But a goat's
kid IS a kid!pausereaction Oh, maaaan... |
| colorThey tell you to sleep on a
problem, maaaan.pressButton reactionBut what
if your problem is
INSOMNIA?! |
| colorCamping, maaaan.pause Why not
just hang out in your
garage for a weekend? |
| colorI heard that the earth is
totally hollow, maaaan.pressButton
reactionThat's where they keep
the UFOs! |
| colorI heard there's a huge salt-
shaker at the bottom of the
ocean.pressButton reactionIt's TRUE, maaaan! |
| colorFate doesn't work on a
coin with two heads,
maaan.pause Think it over. |
| colorYou ever been to Idaho,
man? It's craaaaazy. |
| colorYou ever tried to play an
oboe underwater, maaan?pause
It ain't easy. |
| colorWhales, maaaaan. Whales. |
| colorWhat's up with scuba divers?pause
It's cheaper to just swim
facedown in a bathtub, maan. |
| colorLove is walking an unknown
road together, maaaan. |
| colorDon't treat a borrowed
item like it's yours, maaan.pause
Treat it like it's
someone else's. |
| colorAlways bring a present to a
birthday party, maaaan.pressButton
'Cause, hey. Free cake. |
| colorI heard they can track your
DNA with metal detectors,
maaaan! |
| colorDon't sweat the small
stuff, man.pause Unless it's
a virus. |
| colorAlways tip a hairdresser,
maaaan. It just works
better for everyone. |
| colorRecycling, maaan. Who
knew? |
| colorIf you make a documentary
about a compulsive liar, is
it even TRUE, maaan? |
| colorIf you wake up a sleeping
person to give them a
sleeping pill, you're not
helping, maaan. |
| colorI saw a dolphin inside a
submarine once, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
It BLEW MY MIIIIIND! |
| colorWhy doesn't anyone in this
town wear pants, maaaan? |
| colorDon't kid yourself, maaan.
If you eat lobster, you're
just eating a big bug. |
| colorAt least the one-hit wonder
got a hit, maaaan. |
| colorHanging out at the beach is
just like snorkeling on land,
maaaan. |
| colorEver look at coral, maaan?
I mean, REALLY look at it? |
| colorWe're all like sea glass,
maaan. Stick us in water
and it takes the edge off. |
| colorJealousy and love are both
one shape, maaaan. |
| colorIf something is just sitting
there, leave it alone,
maaan! |
| colorThe man-of-war is actually
a total pacifist, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
And it's NOT EVEN A MAN! |
| color"Sea cucumber" is just a
fancy way of saying
"barf slug," maaaan. |
| colorLions are the king of the
jungle, maaaan, but lionfish
are kings of NOTHING! |
| colorBig words usually come
from a small person,
maaan. |
| colorIt's against the law to smell
your own armpits, maaaan.pressButton
reactionTotally true! |
| colorRevenge is a waste of time,
maaaan. Just let it go. |
| colorIf it floats on the water,
don't eat it, maaaan. |
| colorIf you get glasses and an
eye patch, do people call
you "three-eyes"?pressButton
reactionOh, maaan, my head! |
| colorDid you know they have
POTENTIAL energy,
maaaan?pause Blows my mind... |
| colorFolks say the world is your
oyster. But what if you're a
CLAM, maaaan? |
| colorNobody knows the trouble
I've seen, maaaan. |
| colorThe abyss is a real place,
maaaan. I've been there.
I know. |
| colorIf you want to remember
something important, never
write it down, maaan. |
| colorFolks who refuse to
apologize only hurt
themselves, maaaan.color
|
| colorI heard allergies are caused
by the government, maaan! |
| colorWhy don't boats have fins,
maaan? It just makes
SENSE! |
| colorWhen a red door opens, a
green door closes, maaan.pressButton
I looked it up. |
| colorEver get hugged by an
octopus, maaan?pressButtonreaction It'll
BLOW YOUR MIND! |
| colorSwimming is like flying,
maaaan.pressButton reactionI CAN FLY!! |
| colorRight now, there is only
right now, maaan. |
| colorJust because you have
blankets and a pillow
doesn't mean you have a
bed, maaaan. |
| colorSave the kelp forest,
maaaan! |
| colorNever show a fish your
belly, maaaan. |
| colorIf Tortimer is the mayor,pause
how come we never VOTE
FOR HIM, maaaan?! |
| colorEver been stung by a sea
anemone, maaan?pause They're
like the hornets of the sea! |
| colorI wish I had a mullet,
maaaan. That would be
sweet. |
| colorPitfalls are meaningless
unless you remember
where you put 'em, maaan! |
| colorDo you ever dream about
people that you don't
know, maaaan?pressButtonreaction That's just
you from the FUTURE! |
| colorYour brain is like a big
faucet, maaan. Don't ever
turn it off. |
| colorIn some countries, otters
are called oxen.pressButton reactionIT BLOWS
MY MIND, MAAAAAAN! |
| colorI heard the bends are
caused by a secret
underwater laser gun,
maaaan! |
| colorEver seen a vampire squid
try to sleep, man?pressButton reactionIt's
craaaaazy! |
| colorIt's hard to write letters
underwater, maaaan.pause You
have to use a special pen. |
| colorI tried to bake a potato in a
lava vent once, maaaaan.pressButton
reactionIt didn't work so well. |
| reactioncolorMy toes are hairy, maaan!pressButton
reactionI never noticed before. |
| colorIf fingers start growing on
your feet, do you have to
call them hands, maaaan? |
| colorI heard people keep
goldfish in tanks, maaan.pressButton
reactionAnd then they give 'em
FREE FOOD!pressButtonreaction Sweet deal... |
| colorSome people want to help
you just to feel good about
themselves.pause But the help is
still nice, maaan. |
| colorNever watch a beluga while
she's eating, maaaan.pause Her
mouth is wiiiide open. |
| colorThe truth hurts, maaaaan.pressButton
Especially if you wrap it
around a rock and throw it
at someone. |
| colorThe ocean can never be
full, maaaaan. There's
always room for more rain. |
| colorSunfish don't even like the
sun, maaaan. |
| colorYou have to dig a hole to
fill a hole, maaaaan.pressButton
reactionDuuuuuude! My mind just
BLEW! |
| colorIdeals are single flowers
planted in the desert,
maaan. |
| colorDon't ever go to the
bottom of the sea, maaan.
You don't wanna know
what's down there. |
| colorIf opposites attract, why
don't people eat cabbage-
and-marshmallow sandwiches,
maaaan? |
| colorIsn't Halloween just
extortion with disguises,
maaaan? |
| colorPlaid socks are craaaazy,
man!pressButtonreaction Craaaaaaazy! |
| colorI hear that some places
actually hold clambakes,
maaan!pressButtonreaction Maybe I should
move... |
| colorDid you know some people
throw TRASH in the ocean,
maaaan?pressButtonreaction It breaks my
little otter heart... |
| colorIt's easy to keep a house
clean when it's underwater,
maaaan. |
| colorI love being in the ocean,
maaaan. But I wish we had
a baseball team. |
| colorEver tried to make
pancakes underwater,
maaan?pause It ain't easy. |
| colorSometimes I like to read
books backward, maaan.pressButtonreaction
Especially if they have a
surprise beginning! |
| colorEver visited a sunken ship,
man?pressButton IT'LL TOTALLY
BLOW YOUR MIIIIIIND! |
| colorGabbiano means "seagull"
in Italian, maaan.pressButtonreaction Talk
about CRAZY! |
| colorI've got a cousin who lives
at the zoo, maaaan.pressButtonreaction He
says they feed him for
FREE! |
| colorWhy do birds hop around
when they can fly, maaaan? |
| colorWater polo is the best sport
ever, maaaan. |
| colorSometimes you have to get
mad before you can be
happy, maaaan. |
| colorI heard the government has
figured out how to flush
toilets without touching
them, maaaan!
reactionBut they ain't telling us
how...
|
| colorThe best time to see an owl
is when it's dark, maaaan.pressButtonreaction
But then you can't see it,
because IT'S TOO DARK! |
| colorAsk not what the ocean can
do for you, maaan. Ask
what you can do for the
ocean. |
| colorSwimming pools are pretty
overrated, maaan. |
| colorI found a treasure chest
once. Know what was in it?pressButtonreaction
TREASURE, MAAAAAN! |
| colorSwim against the tide,
maaan. That's where the
best clams are. |
| colorI used to be into rap music,
maaaan, but it's hard to
freestyle underwater. |
| colorI heard the government
hired a guy to organize all
your socks by color,
maaan! |
| colorFish sticks, maaaaan!pause Who
knew that fish came
BREADED?! |
| colorThe order within
coincidence is just
MATH, maaaan! |
| colorCourage, maaan. It always
comes at the worst time. |
| colorIf it looks like you're going
to get kicked out, just tell
people you're a reporter,
maaaan. |
| colorIf you travel at the speed
of light, do you turn into
the SUN?pressButtonreaction Oh, maaaan, my
achin' otter head! |
| colorYou can't fool physics,
maaan. That guy knows
EVERYTHING! |
| colorBorrowed clothes are
easier to get dirty,
maaaan. |
| colorWhy do we call money
Bells, maaan?pressButtonreaction That's
CRAZY! |
| colorI heard there's a giant cork
that keeps the ocean from
draining out!
And the government don't
want people to know about
it, maaaan! |
| colorJust keep swimming,
maaan. It'll all be OK
in the end. |
| colorEven with your eyes closed,
maaan, curry still tastes
like curry. |
| colorYa know, 75% of the earth
is covered with water,
maaan. pressButtonreactionThat means otters
are your new kings! |
| colorThe ocean can hypnotize
you, maaaan. I've seen it
happen. |
| colorWhy don't sharks just keep
that big fin underwater,
maaan? |
| colorNo one has a shadow in the
dark, maaaan.pressButtonreaction My mind just
BLEW! |
| reactioncolorPlankton are HILARIOUS,
maaan! I love those guys. |
| colorDon't throw anything in my
garbage, maaaan. It's
already full. |
| colorMaaan, I wish I had a good
pair of boots. I love boots. |
| colorDon't build a birdbath in
the living room, maaaan.
Birds can't use doors. |
| colorYou know what I miss most
about being on land?pressButton Salsa,
maaaan. That stuff is
DELICIOUS! |
| colorWater, maaan. Gotta love it. |
| colorThe ocean has no walls,
maaan.pressButtonreaction Think about it! |
| colorOnly runners can see the
faces of other runners,
maaaan.pressButtonreaction Ouch! My braaain! |
| colorIf you follow a circle,
you'll NEVER STOP
FOLLOWING IT! |
| colorWe otters hold hands when
we sleep, maaaan. It's just
another one of our charms. |
| colorSomeone needs to make
clam-flavored candy,
maaan.pressButtonreaction I'd TOTALLY buy
some of that! |
| colorThe truth is never free,
maaaan. But sometimes it's
on sale. |
| colorYou ever just sat down and
READ a dictionary, maaan?pressButtonreaction
It's got EVERYTHING in
there! |
| colorBees, maaan. Why do they
gotta hate... |
| colorYou never know what your
own tail looks like, maaan.pressButtonreaction
And you can't look without
changing it! |
| colorBrain freeze is just nature's
way of telling you to chill,
maaaan. |
| colorLife is just what you dream
when you're dreaming,
maaaan. |
| colorI bought a kite, maaan, but
then I remembered I live
underwater.pressButtonreaction Bummer. |
| colorOh, maaaan! I forgot to
take a shower today!pressButton Oh,
wait. I live underwater. |
| colorToo many cooks spoil the
broth, maaan. Unless it's
a buffet. |
| colorSomething's only a miracle
if you want it to be, maaan. |
| colorWho invented numbers,
maaan? Those things are
craaaazy! |
| colorSome fish glow in the dark,
maaaan! The rest of 'em
have to buy flashlights. |
| colorLast year I learned to surf,
maaaan. That was intense. |
| colorIce is just frozen water,
maaan.pressButtonreaction THINK ABOUT IT! |
| colorEels are so long, maaan!
It kinda freaks me out. |
| colorI should grow corn, maaan.
Corn is delicious. |
| colorSome fish don't school,
man.pressButton Hey, even the ocean
has loners. |
| colorSome fish don't school,
man.pressButton Hey, even the ocean
has loners. |