| Num | English |
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| Hey.pause You.pause Wait.pause Listen.pause Hold
it.pause Stop.pause Just stop.pressButtonreaction Ol' colorLyle
colorneeds to talk at ya for a
second.
reactionMe? I'm colorLylecolor.pause This place?pause
Mine.pause Name?pause The colorHappy Room
Academycolor.pause
reactionfun_06But enough about me. Let's
talk about you.pause Your name?pause
capitalizeLettercolorstringcolor.pressButton reactionBang!pause reactionHa ha!pause
Old Lyle got ya, didn't he?fun_06
reactionListen.pause You?pause Homeowner,
right?pause Place in colorstringcolor?pause
Picket fence, gender and
kids, living the dream?
reactionLyle used to have dreamspause.pause.pause.
Lyle used to have it all.pausereaction Big
car,pause corner office,pause bang.pause Then
it all went to pot.
Know what the boss said?pressButton
reactionfun_0C"colorcapitalizeLetterOffices are for closerscolor."pressButton
reactionGuy busted my chops! You
believe it?
reactionYeah, but enough, right?pressButton reaction
Right.pause My problems?pause Mine.pause
Not yours.pause Let's talk.
Letter. Mine. reactionYou got it?fun_07
I read every word!
Didn't read it.
You're scaring me. |
| pauseDon't kid old Lyle, now! Ya
really read the letter?pressButton reactionBANG!
Still got it! Lyle's still got the
touch!
reactionfun_06And they told me I was
washed uppause.pause.pause.pausepressButtonfun_06 reactionHa ha! Forget
it. Living in the past. Let it
go. Bygones, right? Right.
Anyway, enough. Let's go.
Let's talk. You.pause Me.pause Brass
tacks.pause The skinny.pause The sit.pause
Here it is. |
| reactionDidn't read it?pause DIDN'T READ
IT?pressButton reactionYou just here to waste my
time?pausefun_06 BUST MY CHOPS?!
reactionWheeeeeew!pausepressButton reactionNever mind.pause
We're calm.pause Lyle's calm.pausereaction
Lemme tell ya the deal. |
| reactionHey,pause wait,pause hold it.pause Me?pause
Scare ya?pressButton reactionHa ha! You're
having some fun with Lyle!pause
I'm a peach.pause No joke.pause Bang.
The letter? Not a problem.pause
No worries.pause None.pause Maybe
one.pause reactionNever mind. The deal?pause
Here it is. |
| Houses are work, right?pressButton
Sure! reactionGet furniture.pause Set it
here.pause Set it there.pause Move it
around.pause Worry some more.
reactionIf it don't look good, you
don't feel good.pause reactionBut how
do ya know when it's right?pause
Instinct?pause Luck?pause Bang?
reactionAnd that's where I come in.pressButton
reactionfun_06Did I say me? I meant we.pause
Us.pause This place.pause reactionThe colorHappy
Room Academycolor.fun_06
reactionWe show you how to make
rooms. Good rooms. Rooms
you can be proud of.pressButton
reactionHAPPY rooms. |
| Here's the deal. This
academy?pause Exclusive.pause
Members only.pause Very chic.pause
All that.
reactionBut you? Good people.
We like you. You should
join.pausereaction Come on. Join the
Happy Room Academy.fun_07
I'd love to join!
No, thanks. |
| fun_06pausereactionGood choice! Excellent!
Glad to hear it!pause See a bull,
take the horns, am I right?pressButton
reactionBANG!pressButton reactionAh ha ha ha!fun_06
reactionOK. Here's the deal. We're
gonna be checking out your
room.pause Looking at colors
and furniture and whatnot.
reactionAnd when we're done? We
give you a report. Tells ya
how to snazz up the joint.
reactionfun_06Not home?pause Out? pauseAbout?pause
reactionDoesn't matter. We let
ourselves in.pause We got keys.pause
Lots of 'em.pause Thousands.fun_06
reactionI see your face. You're
worried. Don't be.pause This
Academy?pause Legit.pause Above
board.pause Totally legit.
reactionOh, wait.pause There's more.pause
Themes. reactionWe got themes.
New ones. Each month.pause
Decided by me.
Right here? In the back?
There's a colormodel roomcolor.pause
Shows the theme. Gives
ya ideas. All that.
reactionYour room? Could be there.
Could be the model room.
If we like it? We'll pick it.pausereaction
Easy, right?pause Right.pause reactionBang! |
| pause.pause.pause.pausereactionWhat's that? Me? You
wanna know about me?pressButton
reactionYa ain't gonna bust my
chops or nothing, right?!
reactionYeah, well, OK. Sure. Meet
and greet. Why not?pressButton Me?pause
I'm colorLylecolor.pause Chairman of the
colorHappy Room Academycolor.color
fun_06reactioncolorThis wasn't always my job.pause
I used to be somebody.pause Big
shot.pause Important.pause But stuff
happens, yeah?pressButtonpausereaction Yeah...
reactionHa ha! Yeah. Enough about
old colorLylecolor.pause Welcome aboard,
colorstringcolor! You?pause Me?pause Us?pause
Together? pause.pause.pause.pausereactionThrilled.fun_06 |
| WHAT?!pressButton reactionWhoa, wait. Hold
it. Hold it now. Wait. You
and me? Misunderstanding.pausereaction
Lemme start over.
reactionThe Academy? Free.pause No
fees. No small print.
Nothing.pause Above board.pause All
legit.
reactionWe just want you to be
happy.pause When you're happy,
Lyle's happy.pausereaction Wanna see?pressButton
reactionAh ha ha ha ha! So happy!
reactionYeah, so whattya think?pressButton
Wanna join?pausereaction Come on. Do
it. Do it now.fun_07
Sounds great!
No, thanks. |
| fun_06pausepause.pause.pause.pausereactionOK, now you're just
fun_06BUSTIN' MY CHOPS!pause
Ab-pausesopause-lute-pausely fun_06BUSTIN'
these puppies!fun_06
reactionLook. This Academy?
Renowned. The world over.
Everyone loves it. Moms.pause
Dogs.pause Babies.pause All of 'em.
reactionOur research? Top'a the
line.pause Studied by eggheads.pause
Taught in college.
reactionYou think old Lyle's lying
to ya?pause No way! Nope!
Never! Nuh-uh. pauseLyle's gone
legit.
reactionWe got a contest. Sign
people up.pause First prize is a
watering can.pause Second is a
set of salad forks.
reactionThird prize is Lyle's fired.
reactionCome on. Do it for Lyle.pause
Do it for yourself.pause Do it for
the kids.pause Doesn't matter.
Don't care. Just do it.fun_07
Well...OK.
No way! |
| fun_06pause.pause.pause.pressButtonreactionOK. pauseOK.pause I getcha. Lyle
gets ya. No, no. No worries.pause
You're careful.pause Lyle likes
that.pause Lyle understands.
reactionListen, maybe you could go
home.pause Think it over.pause Ask a
friend.pause Sleep on it.pause That
kind of thing.
reactionChange your mind?pause I'll be
here. Got a cot in the back.pause
.pause.pause.pauseJust lemme know.
sizepause.pause.pause.sizepausereactionOld Lyle never shoulda taken this job. |
| Hey! You! Wait! It's you!pressButton
You came back! Oh, I KNEW
ya wouldn't let ol' Lyle
down!color
colorreactioncapitalizeLetterstring, welcome back
to thecolor Happy Room
Academycolor!
reactionSo. Your mind? Changed?
Gonna join? Gonna be a
member?colorpressButton reaction...C'mon, old Lyle
really needs this.colorfun_07
I'm gonna join!
Not today. |
| You?pressButtonreaction fun_06Oh.pause Great.pause You.pausepressButton
reactionWhat now?pause Gonna hassle
me?pause Gonna bust my chops
some more?
reactionGo ahead.pause Why not?pause Kick
old Lyle when he's down.pause
reactionEveryone else does.fun_06fun_07
I wanna join!
I'm not joining. |
| Huh?pause Customers?pause reactionGreat.pressButton
pause.pause.pause.A-HEM!pause reactionWelcome!
Welcome to the colorHappy
Room Academycolor!
reactionListen. Let's talk. You?
Me? We're gonnapause.pause.pause.reactionpause Hey!pause
It's you! It's string!
reactionAh ha ha!pause Old Lyle was
about to give ya the whole
song and dance! reactionpauseSo?
Let's talk. Whatcha need?fun_07
The model room.
My latest eval.
Letters.
Nothing. |
| Hey?pause You?pause Got a question?pause
reactionBang! Let's talk. What can
old Lyle help ya with
today?fun_07
The model room.
My latest evaluation.
Letters.
Nothing. |
| Anything else Lyle can
help ya with?fun_07
The model room.
My evaluation.
Letters.
Nothing. |
| That's it, huh? You sure?pause
reactionWell, colormodel roomcolor's in the
back. Take yer time.pressButton colorreactionLyle
ain't going nowheres... |
| pauseLetters? What? Our letters?
From the Academy?
reactionYeah. OK. Sure. Right.
Sure. We send you letters.pressButton
reactionWhat? What's wrong? You
want us to stop?fun_07
Please stop!
No, that's fine. |
| pauseWhat?pause What now?pause What is
it?pausereaction We sent letters. You
said no. We stopped. Easy,
right? Sure it is. Bang.
reactionYou change your mind?
Miss the letters? Want old
Lyle to send them again?fun_07
Yes, please!
No, that's fine. |
| pauseThat right?pressButton reactionOK. Sure. Fine.pause
reactionChange your mind?pause Lemme
know. |
| pauseOK. Sure. Sure. No worries.
The letters? Gone. Poof.
Bang. No more.
reactionBut hey.pause You get curious?pause
Wanna see your evaluation?pause
Come here. colorAcademy HQcolor.
We post 'em.
reactionOh, the letters?pause If ya miss
'em?pause Talk to Lyle.pause He can
start ya up again. |
| pauseNice! Good! Great! Bang!
The letters? All yours. We'll
send 'em again.
reactionChange your mind? Lemme
know! I can stop.pause Saves the
postage.pause Saves my chops. |
| Hey! Listen! capitalizeLetterstring!pressButtonreaction
Your room evaluation?
Starts next week. Better
get ready.
We do 'em every Sunday.pause
Curious?pause Wanna know how
ya did?pause reactionJust ask. |
| The room evaluation?pause
Yours? You wanna know
how it went?pause
reactionYeah, OK. Hold onpause.pause.pause.
OK.pause Score.pause Yours.pause Here it
is.pause Your latest evaluation
got you fun_03 points.
Huh?pause How's that?pause Ya
wanna know what the
evaluators said?pause Sure.
Lyle'll tell ya. Why not? |
| Uh-huh. Yep. There it is.
You want a better score?pause
Curious how to get one?pause
Try following that advice.pause
reactionBang. |
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| colorA home must involve both
the inner and outer spaces.pause
Why not begin by making
some living space? |
| colorThe first step can often
be the hardest.pause Try to
turn your space into
a happy space. |
| colorMore space means more
freedom.pause Build up to make
your house a place of
relaxation and ease. |
| colorPoints: fun_03. Your room
has a pleasant vibe.pause Some
people might even call it
cozy.
Keep striving for a room
that makes YOU happy. |
| colorWhen you have a second
floor,pause try using a single
theme in both spaces to
increase your score. |
| colorBasements are for more
than storage.pause Try to make
the entire house say "Me!" |
| colorYour home has many nice
things.pause Now is the time to
arrange them with your
own sense of style! |
| colorYour sense of style is both
unique and fun!pause Anyone
would be happy to live in
a house such as yours. |
| colorYour room breathes style
and excellence with equal
aplomb!pause Truly, you have
created the Perfect Room! |
| colorYou've secured the entire
fun_0Cfun_04 series!pause
Now your room truly feels
fun_0Cfun_04! |
| colorYou have almost the entire
fun_0Cfun_04 series!pause
Just one more step until
it's complete. |
| colorYour fun_0Cfun_04
furniture series is finally
complete.pause Now you need
the wallpaper and carpet! |
| colorYou have created a unified
fun_0Cfun_04 theme.pause
What eye! What talent!
What skill! |
| colorIt's hard to put together
an entire set, but your
results are completely
fabulous! |
| colorYou've gotten most of the
things you need for a
comfortable life.pause And you
still look so relaxed! |
| colorYou've established a great
harmony with the power of
your feng shui. Well done! |
| colorIt seems like you have a
deep interest in color
coordination.pause Well done! |
| colorThe whole atmosphere of
the room feels unified and
smart. It's wonderful! |
| colorAha! It seems that you are
building quite the collection!pause
Well done! |
| colorYou have some especially
unusual decorations, so
we're awarding you a
lucky bonus! |
| colorA messy room is a sad
room.pause And right now, your
room is very sad indeed. |
| colorWatch which way your
furniture is facing.pause It does
you no good to have things
pointed toward the walls! |
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| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that received the
highest evaluation scorecolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that had the best
feng shuicolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that had the most
"grown-up" feelcolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that was the
cutestcolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that was the most
avant-gardecolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that was the most
nostalgiccolor. |
| So. Themes. You know 'em,
right?pause We come up with
'em, then pick the room
that matches.pause Easy.pause Bang.
This month?pause reactionYou. Your
room. Big winner.pause Totally
true.pause reactionNice job.pause Remember,
Lyle loves ya. |
| So. Themes. You know 'em,
right?pause We come up with
'em, then pick the room
that matches.pause Easy.pause Bang.
reactionThis month's winner?pausereaction Kid
from colorfun_04color. Name's
colorfun_04color.pause Ya see fun_0C?pause
Tell fun_0C congrats. |
| So. Themes. You know 'em,
right?pause We come up with
'em, then pick the room
that matches.pause Easy.pause Bang.
reactionThis month's winner?pausereaction Kid
from colorfun_04color.pause Name's
colorfun_04color.pause Go out. Shake
a hand. |
| So, now? colorcapitalizeLetterstringcolor'scolor
colorroom.pause On display.pause In the
back.pause Take a look.pause Bang.
Happy rooms? Keep makin'
'em. Good luck.pressButton fun_06.pause.pause.pausereactionLyle's
trying to love this job!pause Look
at him dance!fun_06 |
| fun_06pause.pause.pause.pausereactionIdeas? You got some?pausereaction
Good.pause Great.pause Wonderful.pause
Bang.pausefun_06reaction Now go make some
happy rooms!
colorreactionLyle really hates this job. |
| So. Themes. Each month
we pick a new one. It's fun,
right? Sure it is. Sure.pause But
this month...
reactionfun_06.pause.pause.pauseNo rooms matched.pause None.pause
Zero.pause Zip.pause Nada.pause Ixnay.pausefun_06pressButton
reactionYou guys are bustin' Lyle's
chops here!
reactionAh, who is Lyle kiddin'?pause I
just ain't cut out for thispause.pause.pause.
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| All right. Let's do this. pausereactionThat
room?pause Nice.pause That furniture?pause
reactionReal nice.pause Lyle digs it.
So. Nice. We agree. What's
left? pauseOne word.pause reactionConsistency. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color?pause
reactionNice. pauseReal nice.pause Relaxed.pause
Refined.pause Fits the mood.
reactionIt's got style.pause Elegance. All
that.pause reactionYou dig?pause Good. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactionInnocent.pause Dreamy.pause Like one'a
them genius kids decided to
steal your cash and go
redecorate.
reactionLyle especially likes
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.pause Fits
the mood.pause Sets the scene.pausereaction
Bang. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06That room?pause Hip.pause Modern.pause
Nice.pause reactionAnd not like them kids
with the hats and the 8-tracks
and stuff.pause Classy.
fun_06Lyle especially digs
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.pressButtonreaction Wish
I had the scratch to get me
one'a those... |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactionIt's got good style. Refined.
Urbane. Classy. And Lyle's a
real big fan of that there
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.
reactionfun_06It's scratched?pause Well loved?pause
Antique?pausereaction No problem. Gives it
character.pressButton pause.pause.pause.pausereactionJust like ol' Lyle.fun_06 |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pause That
puppy is in JUST the right
place.pause I mean, reactionBANG, kid!pause
BANG!
reactionFolks say ya wanna put yellow
stuff in the west. Brings luck.
Gives ya money and whatnot.
reactionIt's feng shui.pause Don't ask Lyle.
He don't know.pause reactionBoss made
Lyle take a class, but he fell
asleep.
pause.pause.pause.reactionShoulda paid attention. Lyle
sure could use a bit'a that
coinpause.pause.pause. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pause That
puppy is in JUST the right
place.pause I mean, reactionBANG, kid!pause
BANG!
reactionYeah, that's smart. Puttin' red
stuff in the east?pause Helps ya
make decisions and whatnot.
reactionThat feng shui should help ya
at the ol' glueworks.pause Or with
the lottery. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pause That
puppy is in JUST the right
place.pause I mean, reactionBANG, kid!pause
BANG!
reactionIt's green. That's why.pause Green.pause
You know 'bout green?pause Put it
in the south. Brings healing.
reactionMaybe ol' Lyle should take a
vacation in that room!pressButton fun_06pause.pause.pause.reactionIf the
boss ever gives me a day off!fun_06 |
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| And that furniture? Great.
Excellent. Top'a the line.
Ol' Lyle'd do most anything
for sticks like that.
reactionKid must've been plannin'
for colorHalloweencolor. Kinda early,
right?pause Sure it is. Sure. But
whatever.pause Lyle don't care.
fun_06Me?pause If I had nice furniture?pause
I'd put it on the lawnpause.pause.pause.pausereactionso
folks'd know Lyle made
the big time!fun_06 |
| reactionOh, and hey. That room?
Crazy! Cra-a-a-a-zy.pause It's like
one'a them colorHalloween colorparties
in there!
reactionNot for Lyle.pause No, sir.pause Uh-uh.pause
Halloween's creepy.pause Too
many clowns.pressButton .pause.pause.pausereactionOl' Lyle
hates clowns. |
| fun_08 |
| And that furniture?pause Nice.pause
Real nice.pause Grade-A.pressButton reactionLooks
like someone's gettin'
ready for the colorholidayscolor.pause
reactionKinda early, doncha think?!pressButton
pause.pause.pause.pausereactionAw, heck.pause Don't mind ol'
Lyle.pressButtonreaction Holidays just make
him a little sad. |
| reactionAnd that furniture? Hoo-ee!
Yeah, Lyle saw it. Like one'a
them colorholiday colorparties in there!
reactionMe?pause Nah.pause Lyle's got no
holiday plans.pause Probably go
home. Drink some nog. Bust
some chops.pausereaction Ya know. |
| fun_08 |
| And hey. That furniture?
In the model room?pressButton reactionNice.pause
reactionSomeone busted hump at
that colorHarvest Festivalcolor.
reactionNot really Lyle's taste.pause Not
that you care. Buncha
turkeys?pause Feathers and
junk?pause What the hey, right?
reactionAw, don't worry 'bout Lyle,
kid.pause He's got a crate for a
bed.pressButtonreaction Just jealous, is all. |
| Oh. Wait. The furniture?pause In
that room?pause reactionNice. Real nice.pause
Got it from the colorHarvest
Festivalcolor, right?pause Sure.
reactionGood time'a year for it.
Autumn.pause Gettin' cold.pause
Leaves divin' off the trees
and whatnot. |
| fun_08 |
| Oh. Yeah. Wait.pause Check that
furniture.pause The eggs?pause Saw it.
Logged it.pause Loved it.
reactionSomeone spent a piece in
the coal mine on colorBunny
Daycolor, am I right?pause Sure I am.pressButton
reactionBang!pressButton reactionHa ha, Lyle got ya!
reactionAnd don't let no one tell ya
it's the wrong season!pressButtonreaction
Eggs are fun.pause All the time.pause
Even in winter. |
| reactionOh.pause Hey?pause That furniture?pause
Bang, kid.pause Bang.pausereaction Like a
colorBunny Day colorparty in the
house or whatever.
That much bric-a-brac?pause
Matchin' like that?pause Feels
nice.pause Feels special.pause reactionLyle
digs it. |
| Oh.pause Hey.pause Wait.pause Let's talk
about furniture.pause The model
room?pressButton That's some high-
class sticks right there!
reactionAll the Gracie furniture?pause In
one room?pause Never seen it.pause
Old Lyle especially liked
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.
Gettin' all that together?pause
Lotsa time.pause Lotsa scratch.pressButton
reactionLyle's feelin' mighty
jealous right about now. |
| And hey. That furniture?pause
Nice.pause Real nice.pause Heck,
someone got the whole
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color series.
reactionKinda like it was made for
that room, am I right?pause Sure
I am.pause Sure. pauseThat's some
nice work right there. |
| Oh.pause Hey.pause That furniture? pause
Nice. Real nice.pause Someone's
workin' hard on the ol'
fun_0Ccolorfun_04 colorseries.
reactionNot complete, though.pause One
thing missin'.pause Lyle can't
quite put his paw on itpause.pause.pause. |
| Bang!pause Wait!pause Hey!pause Furniture.
Let's chat.pressButton reactionSomeone's goin'
for the fun_0Ccolorfun_04color
series right there.
reactionfun_06Well, they missed the
carpet and wallpaper!pressButton
reactionpause.pause.pause.pausepressButton
reactionpause.pause.pause.pausefun_06
reactionAw, sorry 'bout that.pause These
are lean times for Lyle.pause
He gets a bit punchy. |
| And hey.pause That furniture?pause
Got a theme goin'. Kind of
colorfun_04color, am I
right?pause Sure I am. Sure.
Lyle loves themes. His
place has a theme.pause reactionWanna
know what it is?pressButton
pause.pause.pause.pausereactionFlat busted!pause
reactionAw, sorry.pause Lyle shouldn't
saddle ya with his problems
and junk. |
| Wait. Let's talk. You? Me?
The room? The stuff?
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color?!
reactionNow, Lyle's not a man to
pry, but he's gotta knowpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06WHERE'D THEY GET THAT
PUPPY?!
reactionLyle's been BUSTIN' HIS
CHOPS trying to find
him colorfun_04color!
reactionThat piece?pause Won a prize.pause
colorThecolor colorHappy Room Academy
Award for Outstanding
Achievement in Furniture.color
reactionYou get one'a those?pause We
give ya bonus points out
the wazoo.pause There's a tip
from Lyle to you. |
| Nice. pauseNice job.pause.pause.pause reactionHuh?pause
What's Lyle talkin' about?pausepressButton
reactionFurniture.pause Series.pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color.
reactionSomeone went and got
themselves a complete
series!pause Really brings the
room together. |
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| Hey.pause Also.pause Color.pause Let's talk
about it.pause That room? Nice.pause
Color matches. pauseUniform.pause
Classy.
reactionLyle likes it when stuff's
one color.pause Makes it easy on
the peepers. |
| Wait.pause Hey.pause That room?pause It's
got a theme going.pause
fun_0CcapitalizeLettercolorfun_04color, right?pause
Sure it is. Sure.
reactionIt's even got carpet and
wallpaper.pause Nice touch.pause Lyle
digs it.pause Reminds Lyle of
his old place. |
| Hey.pause That room?pause That
furniture?pressButton reactionNice.pause Real nice.pause
Someone got a good set'a
sticks there, kid.
reactionThe theme?pause Simple.pause Real
simple.pausereaction But that's OK.
Lyle's a simple guy.
reactionfun_06It's almost like Lyle was
back at his parents' home.pressButton
pause.pause.pause.reactionBefore everything went
to pot.fun_06 |
| Oh. Hey. That room?pause Full'a
instruments.pause Guitars.pause
Banjos. Drums. Horns.
Accordions. Whatnot.
reactionfun_06Someone startin' a band?pause
Lyle used to sing in a band!pause
reactionOl' Lyle and the Bangs!pause
reactionGood times.fun_06 |
| fun_06Oh.pause Wait.pause That place?pause
Full'a plants.pause Lots.pause Tons.pause
Thousands.pause Not that many.pause
But a lot.fun_06
reactionLyle likes plants.pause Helps him
relax.pausereaction Maybe he oughta quit
this racket and go plant a
garden. |
| Hey.pause Wait.pause Guess what?pause
That room?pause Full of art.pause
You probably knew that.pause
You can see.
reactionNice stuff.pause Nice paintings.pause
reactionLyle wanted to be an artist
once.pause Couldn't cut it.pressButton
reactionAllergic to paint. |
| Hey.pause That room?pause Full of
models.pause Good ones. High
quality. Grade-A. Top'a the
line.pause reactionLyle approves.
Must've cost fair coin for
all them models.pausereaction Lyle
knows. Lyle used to collect
models.pause Back in the day.
reactionHad to sell 'em all when
the business went under... |
| Hey.pause Look.pause That room?pause
Full'a dolls.pause reactionNo joke. No
jive. No flimflam.pause Dolls.pause
Lots of 'em.pause Tons.
reactionfun_06Ol' Lyle don't like dolls.pause
No sir.pause Creepy.pause Beady eyes.pause
Little hands. pauseFake hair.pause
Fake smiles. pausePointy teeth.
reactionThe dolls?pause Them?pause Might
come alive.pause Can't outrun a
doll.pause Then what?pressButton pause.pause.pause.pausereactionBANG!pausepressButton
reactionpauseDoll food.fun_06 |
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| reactionHey. Look. Listen.pause We need
to talk.pause You and me.pause 'Bout
that room.pause There's a
problem.pause reactionWanna hear it?
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04 colorback
there?color colorYeah. Layin' around.pause
All over.pause Big mess.pause Place
looks like a junkyard. |
| reactionHey. Look. Listen.pause We need
to talk.pause You and me.pause 'Bout
that room.pause There's a
problem.pause reactionWanna hear it?
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color back
there?pause Facin' the wall!pause The
WALL!pause For the love'a clams!
That really busts my chops!
reactionListen. Don't be like that.
Your stuff?pause Turn it around.pause
Come on. Get with the
program. |
| Oh. Wait. Listen.pause Here's the
thing.pause We gotta talk.pause About
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color back
there. Yeah.
reactionThat furniture?pause Don't really
match.pause Some from here.pause
Some from there.pause Ya get
what Lyle's sayin'?
reactionBut hey. Maybe that's the
plan. Lyle don't know.pause Do
what makes ya happy,
I guess. |
| Oh. Yeah. Wait. Let's talk.pause
reactionThe layout? Of that room?pause
reactionKinda weird.pause Lyle's just
sayin', is all.
Simple, right?pause Clean? Pure?
All that noise?pause Yeah, Lyle
gets it. Lyle likes clean.pressButton
reactioncolorpause.pause.pause.pauseReminds him of the clink. |
| Oh. Hey. Gimme a sec. Let
ol' Lyle bend yer ear.pressButton reactionThat
room?pause That layout?pause reactionNice.
Lyle's a big fan.
reactionYa got furniture.pause Ya got the
room.pause reactionAnd ya got both
workin' like a charm! |
| Hey. Here's the thing. That
place?pause reactionFull'a stuff.pause Lotsa
stuff.pause Maybe too much.pause
Maybe not.reaction Lyle can't say.
reactionBut it's packed.pause Crammed.pause
Bustin' at the seams.pressButton reactionKinda
like my chops. |
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| What else? What else?pause Oh,
yeah. The colorsnowmancolor.pressButton Nice
piece. Nice.pause Made me
think'a my daughters.
reactionWhen they were small?pause
Little ones?pause Loved the
snow.pause Loved it.pause Used to ask
Daddy to push 'em around.
fun_06reactionBut now?pause pause.pause.pause.pausereactionYeah.pause We don't
do that so much anymore.fun_06
reactionYa spend yer winters in
the hoosegow?pause Snow ain't
pretty no more! |
| What else? .pause.pause.pausepressButtonreactionBang!pause Sure!
The colorbirthday cakecolor!pressButton reactionNice
touch. reactionMade me think'a my
last birthday.
reactionThe boys made me a cake
outta what we had around.pause
Used a match for a candle.
reactionWish we woulda had a file
to bake in there... |
| Oh. Right. That colorportraitcolor?pressButton
Nice snap.pause Nice.pause Made me
think'a the last picture
I ever took.
reactionWore a nice suit.pause Good tie.pause
Fine shoes.pause One shot from
the front and one from the
side.
reactionWanna see it? Try the post
office.pause Might still be
hanging there. |
| fun_08 |
| Oh. Wait. Also? Let's talk.
That colorBig Festive Treecolor?pressButton
reactionIt's fun. Lyle digs it. Outta
season, but what the hey?
reactionMaybe Lyle will get himself
a tree this year.pause Pop some
corn.pause Call the kids.pause Kiss
the wife.pausereaction Bang! |
| Oh. Wait. Also? Let's talk.
That colorBig Festive Treecolor?pressButton
reactionIt's fun. Lyle digs it.pause
Winter, right?pause Bang.
reactionBeen a while since ol' Lyle
got a present.pause Long time.pause
Years.pausepressButton reactionCouldn't get 'em
where I was...
reactionBut this year?pause Got one.pause
From the wife.pause Just like
the old days.pressButton reactionIt gives Lyle
hope, ya know? |
| fun_08 |
| Wait. Ya know what else?
colorChocolatescolor.pause There's some
in that room.pressButton reactionOl' Lyle loves
him some chocolate.
reactionGot whatcha might call a
sweet tooth.pause Not teeth.pause
Tooth.pause Just one.pause reactionMy other
teeth like clams. |
| Wait. Ya know what else?
colorChocolatescolor.pause There's some
in that room.pressButton reactionOl' Lyle
loves him some chocolate.
reactionLyle's daughter gave him
some chocolate.pause On
colorValentine's Daycolor.pause Last one.pause
reactionRight after I got out...
reactionfun_06Kids.pause Grow up fast, huh?pause
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseSniff.pressButtonreactionpause Aw, now Lyle's
cryin'!pause Lyle hates cryin'!fun_06 |
| fun_08 |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactionOl' Lyle loves him some
colorHalloweencolor colorfurniture!
Feels like fall.pause reactionEven if it's
not.pause And it isn't.pause reactionNot fall
yet.pause Too early.pause Or late.pause
Or something.
reactionBut Lyle digs it anyway! |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactionOl' Lyle loves him some
colorHalloweencolor colorfurniture!
It's like someone brought
fall into the room and
whatnot. |
| fun_08 |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color.pressButtonreaction
That?pause colorHolidaycolor colortheme.pause Right
now?pause reactionNot the holidays!
reactionAw, never mind, kid.pause Lyle
didn't mean nothing by it.pausereaction It
looks real nice in there. |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color.pressButton
reactioncolorHolidaycolor colorfurniture?pause Nice.
Nice touch.pause Lyle approves.
Like bringin' winter into yer
room.pause reactionBut without the cold.pause
And the ice.pause And the snow.pause
And the whatnot. |
| fun_08 |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactioncolorHarvest Festivalcolor, right?
Sure it is. Sure.
reactionOutta season? That's OK.
Use it anyway.pause Looks nice.pause
Looks good.pause Classes up
the joint. |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactionOl' Lyle loves himself some
colorHarvest Festivalcolor colorfurniture!
reactionWhy?pause Dunno.pause reactionSomethin'
about it, I guess.pressButton reactionTurkeys
just crack ol' Lyle up! |
| fun_08 |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButtonreaction
colorBunny Daycolor, right? Yeah,
Lyle understands.
But right now? Is it colorBunny
Daycolor?pause Nope.pause Not even close.pause
Doesn't matter.pause reactionEveryone
loves bunnies. |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
colorBunny Daycolor, right? Sure it
is. Sure.
reactionLooks good.pause Adds charm.pause
Makes the house feel like
an egg carton or whatnot.pausereaction
Lyle appreciates that. |
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| Oh. Hey. Wait. Lyle almost
forgot.pressButton reactionThose colorclothescolor. They
got left out. Used for
decorations.
reactionYa think they forget to put
'em away?pause Ran outta closet
space?pause Felt like bein' lazy?pause
Bang?
reactionAh ha ha! Lyle got ya! Look
at your face!pressButtonreaction No.pause Wait.pause
Seriously.pause The colorclothescolor?pause
They look nice there. |
| Oh. Hey. Wait. Hold it.
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color?pressButton
Nice.pause Very nice.pause Academy
loved it. Totally. Bang.
reactionBut hey. That piece?pause Kinda
weird.pause Odd.pause Unusual.pause Bit
hard to score, if ya know
what I mean.
reactionBut what the hey, right?pause
Who cares what a buncha
eggheads think. |
| Hey. Lyle near forgot.pause That's
one heckuv'n coloraquarium colorin
there.pause Am I right?pause Sure.
reactionYa see it?pause Ya stare.pause Can't
stop.pause Can't look away.pause
Hypnotic.pause Like one'a them
guys with the gold watch.
reactionLyle's scared of the water.pause
Bad things down there.pause
Really bad things. |
| Oh! Check it out!pause Looks like
someone got themselves
colorfun_04color!pressButton reactionAw,
Lyle LOVES gyroids!pause
It's that sound.pause reactionClick. Click.
Whrrr. Click. Boop. Beep.
Bop. Clicky. Clacky. Clunk.
Bap. Bip. Boop.
reactionBANG!pressButton reactionAh ha ha ha ha!
Ol' Lyle's gotta get himself
a gyroid! |
| Oh! Hey! I near forgot!
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactionHeck, that room's got a
BUNCHA gyroids, right?
reactionAin't nothin' in the world
better'n a gyroid.pause Makes
Lyle happy as a pig in slop!
Fact is?pause Lyle's so happy,
he's gonna get to dancin'!pressButton
reactionGo, Lyle, go!pause Cut some rug!pause
Bang, baby!pause Bang! |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
That fossil?pause Saw it. Logged
it. Loved it.pause Kinda scary?
pauseSure. But nice.
reactionFossils creep Lyle out.pause He
used to dig 'em up.pause In the
yard.pause Not the backyard.pause
The other yard.pause Forget it.
reactionAnyway, you like 'em,
right?pause Sure ya do. Sure.pause
reactionGood luck with that. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those fossils?pause Saw 'em.
Logged 'em. Loved 'em.pause
Kinda scary.pause Sure. But nice.
Buncha different ones all
hanging around?pause Kinda
scary.pause reactionOl' Lyle don't want
fossils in his house, no sir!
reactionBut hey.pause That collection?pause
Pretty nice.reactionpause Lyle approves.pause
reactionJust keep 'em away from
me! |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
colorMusical instrumentscolor. All
over the place.pressButton reactionSomeone
tryin' to start a band?
reactionAw, Lyle's just yankin' your
chain.pause Me?pause Ignore.pause Can't
play a note.pause Tone deaf.pause
Can't even play the kazoo. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those colorplantscolor? Nice. Not too
many. Not too few. Just
right.
reactionLyle owned a plant once.pause
Watered it.pause Fed it.pause Talked
to it.pause Died anyway.pressButton
reactionStupid plants. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
reactioncolorPaintingscolor.pause Those.pause Got a
few.pause Someone's a big art
fan, eh?
reactionLyle got into art once.
Couple'a nice pieces.pause Took
'em off a guy for a song...pressButton
reactionBest not to talk about it. |
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| fun_06Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
That room's got colorlampscolor.pause
Lots.pause What's the deal?pause
Startin' a moth collection?
reactionAh ha ha ha! Moths?pause Get it?pause
'Cause of all the lamps?pause
And mothspause.pause.pause.pause Never mind.pressButton
reactionNice lamps anyway.fun_06 |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
The colorclockscolor. In the room.
What's with that? Someone
can't wake up?
fun_06reactionLyle got used to not havin'
a clock where he was.pause reactionBut
now?pause The wife?pause reactionWakes me
every morning.
pause.pause.pause.Truth?pressButtonreaction It ain't half bad.fun_06 |
| reactionOh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButtonreaction
Those colorchairscolor.pause How many
are in there?pause Fifty?pause
A million?pause Lotsa chairs.
reactionMust have a ton of friends.pause
That it?pause reactionMust be nice.pressButton reactionOl'
Lyle wouldn't mind a few
friends. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those colordresserscolor. reactionWhat's up
with that?
reactionLooks like the room for
one'a them folks what has
to organize socks by color. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those colorstereoscolor.pause How many
are in there?pause Tons, right?pause
Sure. Sure.
reactionListen.pause Lyle?pause Not a man to
judge.pause Not gonna say one
way or the other.pause reactionBut
advice?pause Free.pause Here it is...
reactionGet 'em outta the house
before the heat comes! |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those colorTV'scolor. What's up with
that? Someone got one'a
them art projects goin' on?
reactionLyle ain't into modern
art!pause Buncha colors and
lights!pause Makes no sense!pause
reactionfun_06BUSTS MY CHOPS!!
reactionHey, but no worries, right?pause
Sure, sure. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
That room. Those colorbedscolor.
Lots. What's the deal?
reactionOl' Lyle used to have a
buncha beds.pressButton reactionThen he just
had one!pressButton reactionNow he's tryin' to
build back up.
reactionBut good for this room,
anyway.pause Nice to see a kid
keepin' the dream alive. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
reactionThere's a buncha fish
or bugs or whatever in that
room,pause right? reactionSure.pause Bang.
reactionLyle used to enjoy a day
down at the ol' fishin' hole.pressButton
reactionNow he's lucky if he can
sneak an hour at lunch. |
| 2 : Name of town where display house is
3 : Name of PC whose house is on display
4 : Name of NPC who lives in house on display |
| Hey.pause You.pause Wait.pause Listen.pause Hold
it.pause Stop.pause Just stop.pressButtonreaction Ol' colorLyle
colorneeds to talk at ya for a
second.
reactionMe? I'm colorLylecolor.pause This place?pause
Mine.pause Name?pause The colorHappy Room
Academycolor.pause
reactionfun_06But enough about me. Let's
talk about you.pause Your name?pause
capitalizeLettercolorstringcolor.pressButton reactionBang!pause reactionHa ha!pause
Old Lyle got ya, didn't he?fun_06
reactionListen.pause You?pause Homeowner,
right?pause Place in colorstringcolor?pause
Picket fence, gender and
kids, living the dream?
reactionLyle used to have dreamspause.pause.pause.
Lyle used to have it all.pausereaction Big
car,pause corner office,pause bang.pause Then
it all went to pot.
Know what the boss said?pressButton
reactionfun_0C"colorcapitalizeLetterOffices are for closerscolor."pressButton
reactionGuy busted my chops! You
believe it?
reactionYeah, but enough, right?pressButton reaction
Right.pause My problems?pause Mine.pause
Not yours.pause Let's talk.
Letter. Mine. reactionYou got it?fun_07
I read every word!
Didn't read it.
You're scaring me. |
| pauseDon't kid old Lyle, now! Ya
really read the letter?pressButton reactionBANG!
Still got it! Lyle's still got the
touch!
reactionfun_06And they told me I was
washed uppause.pause.pause.pausepressButtonfun_06 reactionHa ha! Forget
it. Living in the past. Let it
go. Bygones, right? Right.
Anyway, enough. Let's go.
Let's talk. You.pause Me.pause Brass
tacks.pause The skinny.pause The sit.pause
Here it is. |
| reactionDidn't read it?pause DIDN'T READ
IT?pressButton reactionYou just here to waste my
time?pausefun_06 BUST MY CHOPS?!
reactionWheeeeeew!pausepressButton reactionNever mind.pause
We're calm.pause Lyle's calm.pausereaction
Lemme tell ya the deal. |
| reactionHey,pause wait,pause hold it.pause Me?pause
Scare ya?pressButton reactionHa ha! You're
having some fun with Lyle!pause
I'm a peach.pause No joke.pause Bang.
The letter? Not a problem.pause
No worries.pause None.pause Maybe
one.pause reactionNever mind. The deal?pause
Here it is. |
| Houses are work, right?pressButton
Sure! reactionGet furniture.pause Set it
here.pause Set it there.pause Move it
around.pause Worry some more.
reactionIf it don't look good, you
don't feel good.pause reactionBut how
do ya know when it's right?pause
Instinct?pause Luck?pause Bang?
reactionAnd that's where I come in.pressButton
reactionfun_06Did I say me? I meant we.pause
Us.pause This place.pause reactionThe colorHappy
Room Academycolor.fun_06
reactionWe show you how to make
rooms. Good rooms. Rooms
you can be proud of.pressButton
reactionHAPPY rooms. |
| Here's the deal. This
academy?pause Exclusive.pause
Members only.pause Very chic.pause
All that.
reactionBut you? Good people.
We like you. You should
join.pausereaction Come on. Join the
Happy Room Academy.fun_07
I'd love to join!
No, thanks. |
| fun_06pausereactionGood choice! Excellent!
Glad to hear it!pause See a bull,
take the horns, am I right?pressButton
reactionBANG!pressButton reactionAh ha ha ha!fun_06
reactionOK. Here's the deal. We're
gonna be checking out your
room.pause Looking at colors
and furniture and whatnot.
reactionAnd when we're done? We
give you a report. Tells ya
how to snazz up the joint.
reactionfun_06Not home?pause Out? pauseAbout?pause
reactionDoesn't matter. We let
ourselves in.pause We got keys.pause
Lots of 'em.pause Thousands.fun_06
reactionI see your face. You're
worried. Don't be.pause This
Academy?pause Legit.pause Above
board.pause Totally legit.
reactionOh, wait.pause There's more.pause
Themes. reactionWe got themes.
New ones. Each month.pause
Decided by me.
Right here? In the back?
There's a colormodel roomcolor.pause
Shows the theme. Gives
ya ideas. All that.
reactionYour room? Could be there.
Could be the model room.
If we like it? We'll pick it.pausereaction
Easy, right?pause Right.pause reactionBang! |
| pause.pause.pause.pausereactionWhat's that? Me? You
wanna know about me?pressButton
reactionYa ain't gonna bust my
chops or nothing, right?!
reactionYeah, well, OK. Sure. Meet
and greet. Why not?pressButton Me?pause
I'm colorLylecolor.pause Chairman of the
colorHappy Room Academycolor.color
fun_06reactioncolorThis wasn't always my job.pause
I used to be somebody.pause Big
shot.pause Important.pause But stuff
happens, yeah?pressButtonpausereaction Yeah...
reactionHa ha! Yeah. Enough about
old colorLylecolor.pause Welcome aboard,
colorstringcolor! You?pause Me?pause Us?pause
Together? pause.pause.pause.pausereactionThrilled.fun_06 |
| WHAT?!pressButton reactionWhoa, wait. Hold
it. Hold it now. Wait. You
and me? Misunderstanding.pausereaction
Lemme start over.
reactionThe Academy? Free.pause No
fees. No small print.
Nothing.pause Above board.pause All
legit.
reactionWe just want you to be
happy.pause When you're happy,
Lyle's happy.pausereaction Wanna see?pressButton
reactionAh ha ha ha ha! So happy!
reactionYeah, so whattya think?pressButton
Wanna join?pausereaction Come on. Do
it. Do it now.fun_07
Sounds great!
No, thanks. |
| fun_06pausepause.pause.pause.pausereactionOK, now you're just
fun_06BUSTIN' MY CHOPS!pause
Ab-pausesopause-lute-pausely fun_06BUSTIN'
these puppies!fun_06
reactionLook. This Academy?
Renowned. The world over.
Everyone loves it. Moms.pause
Dogs.pause Babies.pause All of 'em.
reactionOur research? Top'a the
line.pause Studied by eggheads.pause
Taught in college.
reactionYou think old Lyle's lying
to ya?pause No way! Nope!
Never! Nuh-uh. pauseLyle's gone
legit.
reactionWe got a contest. Sign
people up.pause First prize is a
watering can.pause Second is a
set of salad forks.
reactionThird prize is Lyle's fired.
reactionCome on. Do it for Lyle.pause
Do it for yourself.pause Do it for
the kids.pause Doesn't matter.
Don't care. Just do it.fun_07
Well...OK.
No way! |
| fun_06pause.pause.pause.pressButtonreactionOK. pauseOK.pause I getcha. Lyle
gets ya. No, no. No worries.pause
You're careful.pause Lyle likes
that.pause Lyle understands.
reactionListen, maybe you could go
home.pause Think it over.pause Ask a
friend.pause Sleep on it.pause That
kind of thing.
reactionChange your mind?pause I'll be
here. Got a cot in the back.pause
.pause.pause.pauseJust lemme know.
sizepause.pause.pause.sizepausereactionOld Lyle never shoulda taken this job. |
| Hey! You! Wait! It's you!pressButton
You came back! Oh, I KNEW
ya wouldn't let ol' Lyle
down!color
colorreactioncapitalizeLetterstring, welcome back
to thecolor Happy Room
Academycolor!
reactionSo. Your mind? Changed?
Gonna join? Gonna be a
member?colorpressButton reaction...C'mon, old Lyle
really needs this.colorfun_07
I'm gonna join!
Not today. |
| You?pressButtonreaction fun_06Oh.pause Great.pause You.pausepressButton
reactionWhat now?pause Gonna hassle
me?pause Gonna bust my chops
some more?
reactionGo ahead.pause Why not?pause Kick
old Lyle when he's down.pause
reactionEveryone else does.fun_06fun_07
I wanna join!
I'm not joining. |
| Huh?pause Customers?pause reactionGreat.pressButton
pause.pause.pause.A-HEM!pause reactionWelcome!
Welcome to the colorHappy
Room Academycolor!
reactionListen. Let's talk. You?
Me? We're gonnapause.pause.pause.reactionpause Hey!pause
It's you! It's string!
reactionAh ha ha!pause Old Lyle was
about to give ya the whole
song and dance! reactionpauseSo?
Let's talk. Whatcha need?fun_07
The model room.
My latest eval.
Letters.
Nothing. |
| Hey?pause You?pause Got a question?pause
reactionBang! Let's talk. What can
old Lyle help ya with
today?fun_07
The model room.
My latest evaluation.
Letters.
Nothing. |
| Anything else Lyle can
help ya with?fun_07
The model room.
My evaluation.
Letters.
Nothing. |
| That's it, huh? You sure?pause
reactionWell, colormodel roomcolor's in the
back. Take yer time.pressButton colorreactionLyle
ain't going nowheres... |
| pauseLetters? What? Our letters?
From the Academy?
reactionYeah. OK. Sure. Right.
Sure. We send you letters.pressButton
reactionWhat? What's wrong? You
want us to stop?fun_07
Please stop!
No, that's fine. |
| pauseWhat?pause What now?pause What is
it?pausereaction We sent letters. You
said no. We stopped. Easy,
right? Sure it is. Bang.
reactionYou change your mind?
Miss the letters? Want old
Lyle to send them again?fun_07
Yes, please!
No, that's fine. |
| pauseThat right?pressButton reactionOK. Sure. Fine.pause
reactionChange your mind?pause Lemme
know. |
| pauseOK. Sure. Sure. No worries.
The letters? Gone. Poof.
Bang. No more.
reactionBut hey.pause You get curious?pause
Wanna see your evaluation?pause
Come here. colorAcademy HQcolor.
We post 'em.
reactionOh, the letters?pause If ya miss
'em?pause Talk to Lyle.pause He can
start ya up again. |
| pauseNice! Good! Great! Bang!
The letters? All yours. We'll
send 'em again.
reactionChange your mind? Lemme
know! I can stop.pause Saves the
postage.pause Saves my chops. |
| Hey! Listen! capitalizeLetterstring!pressButtonreaction
Your room evaluation?
Starts next week. Better
get ready.
We do 'em every Sunday.pause
Curious?pause Wanna know how
ya did?pause reactionJust ask. |
| The room evaluation?pause
Yours? You wanna know
how it went?pause
reactionYeah, OK. Hold onpause.pause.pause.
OK.pause Score.pause Yours.pause Here it
is.pause Your latest evaluation
got you fun_03 points.
Huh?pause How's that?pause Ya
wanna know what the
evaluators said?pause Sure.
Lyle'll tell ya. Why not? |
| Uh-huh. Yep. There it is.
You want a better score?pause
Curious how to get one?pause
Try following that advice.pause
reactionBang. |
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| colorA home must involve both
the inner and outer spaces.pause
Why not begin by making
some living space? |
| colorThe first step can often
be the hardest.pause Try to
turn your space into
a happy space. |
| colorMore space means more
freedom.pause Build up to make
your house a place of
relaxation and ease. |
| colorPoints: fun_03. Your room
has a pleasant vibe.pause Some
people might even call it
cozy.
Keep striving for a room
that makes YOU happy. |
| colorWhen you have a second
floor,pause try using a single
theme in both spaces to
increase your score. |
| colorBasements are for more
than storage.pause Try to make
the entire house say "Me!" |
| colorYour home has many nice
things.pause Now is the time to
arrange them with your
own sense of style! |
| colorYour sense of style is both
unique and fun!pause Anyone
would be happy to live in
a house such as yours. |
| colorYour room breathes style
and excellence with equal
aplomb!pause Truly, you have
created the Perfect Room! |
| colorYou've secured the entire
fun_0Cfun_04 series!pause
Now your room truly feels
fun_0Cfun_04! |
| colorYou have almost the entire
fun_0Cfun_04 series!pause
Just one more step until
it's complete. |
| colorYour fun_0Cfun_04
furniture series is finally
complete.pause Now you need
the wallpaper and carpet! |
| colorYou have created a unified
fun_0Cfun_04 theme.pause
What eye! What talent!
What skill! |
| colorIt's hard to put together
an entire set, but your
results are completely
fabulous! |
| colorYou've gotten most of the
things you need for a
comfortable life.pause And you
still look so relaxed! |
| colorYou've established a great
harmony with the power of
your feng shui. Well done! |
| colorIt seems like you have a
deep interest in color
coordination.pause Well done! |
| colorThe whole atmosphere of
the room feels unified and
smart. It's wonderful! |
| colorAha! It seems that you are
building quite the collection!pause
Well done! |
| colorYou have some especially
unusual decorations, so
we're awarding you a
lucky bonus! |
| colorA messy room is a sad
room.pause And right now, your
room is very sad indeed. |
| colorWatch which way your
furniture is facing.pause It does
you no good to have things
pointed toward the walls! |
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| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that received the
highest evaluation scorecolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that had the best
feng shuicolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that had the most
"grown-up" feelcolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that was the
cutestcolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that was the most
avant-gardecolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that was the most
nostalgiccolor. |
| So. Themes. You know 'em,
right?pause We come up with
'em, then pick the room
that matches.pause Easy.pause Bang.
This month?pause reactionYou. Your
room. Big winner.pause Totally
true.pause reactionNice job.pause Remember,
Lyle loves ya. |
| So. Themes. You know 'em,
right?pause We come up with
'em, then pick the room
that matches.pause Easy.pause Bang.
reactionThis month's winner?pausereaction Kid
from colorfun_04color. Name's
colorfun_04color.pause Ya see fun_0C?pause
Tell fun_0C congrats. |
| So. Themes. You know 'em,
right?pause We come up with
'em, then pick the room
that matches.pause Easy.pause Bang.
reactionThis month's winner?pausereaction Kid
from colorfun_04color.pause Name's
colorfun_04color.pause Go out. Shake
a hand. |
| So, now? colorcapitalizeLetterstringcolor'scolor
colorroom.pause On display.pause In the
back.pause Take a look.pause Bang.
Happy rooms? Keep makin'
'em. Good luck.pressButton fun_06.pause.pause.pausereactionLyle's
trying to love this job!pause Look
at him dance!fun_06 |
| fun_06pause.pause.pause.pausereactionIdeas? You got some?pausereaction
Good.pause Great.pause Wonderful.pause
Bang.pausefun_06reaction Now go make some
happy rooms!
colorreactionLyle really hates this job. |
| So. Themes. Each month
we pick a new one. It's fun,
right? Sure it is. Sure.pause But
this month...
reactionfun_06.pause.pause.pauseNo rooms matched.pause None.pause
Zero.pause Zip.pause Nada.pause Ixnay.pausefun_06pressButton
reactionYou guys are bustin' Lyle's
chops here!
reactionAh, who is Lyle kiddin'?pause I
just ain't cut out for thispause.pause.pause.
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| All right. Let's do this. pausereactionThat
room?pause Nice.pause That furniture?pause
reactionReal nice.pause Lyle digs it.
So. Nice. We agree. What's
left? pauseOne word.pause reactionConsistency. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color?pause
reactionNice. pauseReal nice.pause Relaxed.pause
Refined.pause Fits the mood.
reactionIt's got style.pause Elegance. All
that.pause reactionYou dig?pause Good. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactionInnocent.pause Dreamy.pause Like one'a
them genius kids decided to
steal your cash and go
redecorate.
reactionLyle especially likes
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.pause Fits
the mood.pause Sets the scene.pausereaction
Bang. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06That room?pause Hip.pause Modern.pause
Nice.pause reactionAnd not like them kids
with the hats and the 8-tracks
and stuff.pause Classy.
fun_06Lyle especially digs
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.pressButtonreaction Wish
I had the scratch to get me
one'a those... |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactionIt's got good style. Refined.
Urbane. Classy. And Lyle's a
real big fan of that there
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.
reactionfun_06It's scratched?pause Well loved?pause
Antique?pausereaction No problem. Gives it
character.pressButton pause.pause.pause.pausereactionJust like ol' Lyle.fun_06 |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pause That
puppy is in JUST the right
place.pause I mean, reactionBANG, kid!pause
BANG!
reactionFolks say ya wanna put yellow
stuff in the west. Brings luck.
Gives ya money and whatnot.
reactionIt's feng shui.pause Don't ask Lyle.
He don't know.pause reactionBoss made
Lyle take a class, but he fell
asleep.
pause.pause.pause.reactionShoulda paid attention. Lyle
sure could use a bit'a that
coinpause.pause.pause. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pause That
puppy is in JUST the right
place.pause I mean, reactionBANG, kid!pause
BANG!
reactionYeah, that's smart. Puttin' red
stuff in the east?pause Helps ya
make decisions and whatnot.
reactionThat feng shui should help ya
at the ol' glueworks.pause Or with
the lottery. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pause That
puppy is in JUST the right
place.pause I mean, reactionBANG, kid!pause
BANG!
reactionIt's green. That's why.pause Green.pause
You know 'bout green?pause Put it
in the south. Brings healing.
reactionMaybe ol' Lyle should take a
vacation in that room!pressButton fun_06pause.pause.pause.reactionIf the
boss ever gives me a day off!fun_06 |
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| And that furniture? Great.
Excellent. Top'a the line.
Ol' Lyle'd do most anything
for sticks like that.
reactionKid must've been plannin'
for colorHalloweencolor. Kinda early,
right?pause Sure it is. Sure. But
whatever.pause Lyle don't care.
fun_06Me?pause If I had nice furniture?pause
I'd put it on the lawnpause.pause.pause.pausereactionso
folks'd know Lyle made
the big time!fun_06 |
| reactionOh, and hey. That room?
Crazy! Cra-a-a-a-zy.pause It's like
one'a them colorHalloween colorparties
in there!
reactionNot for Lyle.pause No, sir.pause Uh-uh.pause
Halloween's creepy.pause Too
many clowns.pressButton .pause.pause.pausereactionOl' Lyle
hates clowns. |
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| And that furniture?pause Nice.pause
Real nice.pause Grade-A.pressButton reactionLooks
like someone's gettin'
ready for the colorholidayscolor.pause
reactionKinda early, doncha think?!pressButton
pause.pause.pause.pausereactionAw, heck.pause Don't mind ol'
Lyle.pressButtonreaction Holidays just make
him a little sad. |
| reactionAnd that furniture? Hoo-ee!
Yeah, Lyle saw it. Like one'a
them colorholiday colorparties in there!
reactionMe?pause Nah.pause Lyle's got no
holiday plans.pause Probably go
home. Drink some nog. Bust
some chops.pausereaction Ya know. |
| fun_08 |
| And hey. That furniture?
In the model room?pressButton reactionNice.pause
reactionSomeone busted hump at
that colorHarvest Festivalcolor.
reactionNot really Lyle's taste.pause Not
that you care. Buncha
turkeys?pause Feathers and
junk?pause What the hey, right?
reactionAw, don't worry 'bout Lyle,
kid.pause He's got a crate for a
bed.pressButtonreaction Just jealous, is all. |
| Oh. Wait. The furniture?pause In
that room?pause reactionNice. Real nice.pause
Got it from the colorHarvest
Festivalcolor, right?pause Sure.
reactionGood time'a year for it.
Autumn.pause Gettin' cold.pause
Leaves divin' off the trees
and whatnot. |
| fun_08 |
| Oh. Yeah. Wait.pause Check that
furniture.pause The eggs?pause Saw it.
Logged it.pause Loved it.
reactionSomeone spent a piece in
the coal mine on colorBunny
Daycolor, am I right?pause Sure I am.pressButton
reactionBang!pressButton reactionHa ha, Lyle got ya!
reactionAnd don't let no one tell ya
it's the wrong season!pressButtonreaction
Eggs are fun.pause All the time.pause
Even in winter. |
| reactionOh.pause Hey?pause That furniture?pause
Bang, kid.pause Bang.pausereaction Like a
colorBunny Day colorparty in the
house or whatever.
That much bric-a-brac?pause
Matchin' like that?pause Feels
nice.pause Feels special.pause reactionLyle
digs it. |
| Oh.pause Hey.pause Wait.pause Let's talk
about furniture.pause The model
room?pressButton That's some high-
class sticks right there!
reactionAll the Gracie furniture?pause In
one room?pause Never seen it.pause
Old Lyle especially liked
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.
Gettin' all that together?pause
Lotsa time.pause Lotsa scratch.pressButton
reactionLyle's feelin' mighty
jealous right about now. |
| And hey. That furniture?pause
Nice.pause Real nice.pause Heck,
someone got the whole
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color series.
reactionKinda like it was made for
that room, am I right?pause Sure
I am.pause Sure. pauseThat's some
nice work right there. |
| Oh.pause Hey.pause That furniture? pause
Nice. Real nice.pause Someone's
workin' hard on the ol'
fun_0Ccolorfun_04 colorseries.
reactionNot complete, though.pause One
thing missin'.pause Lyle can't
quite put his paw on itpause.pause.pause. |
| Bang!pause Wait!pause Hey!pause Furniture.
Let's chat.pressButton reactionSomeone's goin'
for the fun_0Ccolorfun_04color
series right there.
reactionfun_06Well, they missed the
carpet and wallpaper!pressButton
reactionpause.pause.pause.pausepressButton
reactionpause.pause.pause.pausefun_06
reactionAw, sorry 'bout that.pause These
are lean times for Lyle.pause
He gets a bit punchy. |
| And hey.pause That furniture?pause
Got a theme goin'. Kind of
colorfun_04color, am I
right?pause Sure I am. Sure.
Lyle loves themes. His
place has a theme.pause reactionWanna
know what it is?pressButton
pause.pause.pause.pausereactionFlat busted!pause
reactionAw, sorry.pause Lyle shouldn't
saddle ya with his problems
and junk. |
| Wait. Let's talk. You? Me?
The room? The stuff?
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color?!
reactionNow, Lyle's not a man to
pry, but he's gotta knowpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06WHERE'D THEY GET THAT
PUPPY?!
reactionLyle's been BUSTIN' HIS
CHOPS trying to find
him colorfun_04color!
reactionThat piece?pause Won a prize.pause
colorThecolor colorHappy Room Academy
Award for Outstanding
Achievement in Furniture.color
reactionYou get one'a those?pause We
give ya bonus points out
the wazoo.pause There's a tip
from Lyle to you. |
| Nice. pauseNice job.pause.pause.pause reactionHuh?pause
What's Lyle talkin' about?pausepressButton
reactionFurniture.pause Series.pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color.
reactionSomeone went and got
themselves a complete
series!pause Really brings the
room together. |
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| Hey.pause Also.pause Color.pause Let's talk
about it.pause That room? Nice.pause
Color matches. pauseUniform.pause
Classy.
reactionLyle likes it when stuff's
one color.pause Makes it easy on
the peepers. |
| Wait.pause Hey.pause That room?pause It's
got a theme going.pause
fun_0CcapitalizeLettercolorfun_04color, right?pause
Sure it is. Sure.
reactionIt's even got carpet and
wallpaper.pause Nice touch.pause Lyle
digs it.pause Reminds Lyle of
his old place. |
| Hey.pause That room?pause That
furniture?pressButton reactionNice.pause Real nice.pause
Someone got a good set'a
sticks there, kid.
reactionThe theme?pause Simple.pause Real
simple.pausereaction But that's OK.
Lyle's a simple guy.
reactionfun_06It's almost like Lyle was
back at his parents' home.pressButton
pause.pause.pause.reactionBefore everything went
to pot.fun_06 |
| Oh. Hey. That room?pause Full'a
instruments.pause Guitars.pause
Banjos. Drums. Horns.
Accordions. Whatnot.
reactionfun_06Someone startin' a band?pause
Lyle used to sing in a band!pause
reactionOl' Lyle and the Bangs!pause
reactionGood times.fun_06 |
| fun_06Oh.pause Wait.pause That place?pause
Full'a plants.pause Lots.pause Tons.pause
Thousands.pause Not that many.pause
But a lot.fun_06
reactionLyle likes plants.pause Helps him
relax.pausereaction Maybe he oughta quit
this racket and go plant a
garden. |
| Hey.pause Wait.pause Guess what?pause
That room?pause Full of art.pause
You probably knew that.pause
You can see.
reactionNice stuff.pause Nice paintings.pause
reactionLyle wanted to be an artist
once.pause Couldn't cut it.pressButton
reactionAllergic to paint. |
| Hey.pause That room?pause Full of
models.pause Good ones. High
quality. Grade-A. Top'a the
line.pause reactionLyle approves.
Must've cost fair coin for
all them models.pausereaction Lyle
knows. Lyle used to collect
models.pause Back in the day.
reactionHad to sell 'em all when
the business went under... |
| Hey.pause Look.pause That room?pause
Full'a dolls.pause reactionNo joke. No
jive. No flimflam.pause Dolls.pause
Lots of 'em.pause Tons.
reactionfun_06Ol' Lyle don't like dolls.pause
No sir.pause Creepy.pause Beady eyes.pause
Little hands. pauseFake hair.pause
Fake smiles. pausePointy teeth.
reactionThe dolls?pause Them?pause Might
come alive.pause Can't outrun a
doll.pause Then what?pressButton pause.pause.pause.pausereactionBANG!pausepressButton
reactionpauseDoll food.fun_06 |
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| reactionHey. Look. Listen.pause We need
to talk.pause You and me.pause 'Bout
that room.pause There's a
problem.pause reactionWanna hear it?
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04 colorback
there?color colorYeah. Layin' around.pause
All over.pause Big mess.pause Place
looks like a junkyard. |
| reactionHey. Look. Listen.pause We need
to talk.pause You and me.pause 'Bout
that room.pause There's a
problem.pause reactionWanna hear it?
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color back
there?pause Facin' the wall!pause The
WALL!pause For the love'a clams!
That really busts my chops!
reactionListen. Don't be like that.
Your stuff?pause Turn it around.pause
Come on. Get with the
program. |
| Oh. Wait. Listen.pause Here's the
thing.pause We gotta talk.pause About
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color back
there. Yeah.
reactionThat furniture?pause Don't really
match.pause Some from here.pause
Some from there.pause Ya get
what Lyle's sayin'?
reactionBut hey. Maybe that's the
plan. Lyle don't know.pause Do
what makes ya happy,
I guess. |
| Oh. Yeah. Wait. Let's talk.pause
reactionThe layout? Of that room?pause
reactionKinda weird.pause Lyle's just
sayin', is all.
Simple, right?pause Clean? Pure?
All that noise?pause Yeah, Lyle
gets it. Lyle likes clean.pressButton
reactioncolorpause.pause.pause.pauseReminds him of the clink. |
| Oh. Hey. Gimme a sec. Let
ol' Lyle bend yer ear.pressButton reactionThat
room?pause That layout?pause reactionNice.
Lyle's a big fan.
reactionYa got furniture.pause Ya got the
room.pause reactionAnd ya got both
workin' like a charm! |
| Hey. Here's the thing. That
place?pause reactionFull'a stuff.pause Lotsa
stuff.pause Maybe too much.pause
Maybe not.reaction Lyle can't say.
reactionBut it's packed.pause Crammed.pause
Bustin' at the seams.pressButton reactionKinda
like my chops. |
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| What else? What else?pause Oh,
yeah. The colorsnowmancolor.pressButton Nice
piece. Nice.pause Made me
think'a my daughters.
reactionWhen they were small?pause
Little ones?pause Loved the
snow.pause Loved it.pause Used to ask
Daddy to push 'em around.
fun_06reactionBut now?pause pause.pause.pause.pausereactionYeah.pause We don't
do that so much anymore.fun_06
reactionYa spend yer winters in
the hoosegow?pause Snow ain't
pretty no more! |
| What else? .pause.pause.pausepressButtonreactionBang!pause Sure!
The colorbirthday cakecolor!pressButton reactionNice
touch. reactionMade me think'a my
last birthday.
reactionThe boys made me a cake
outta what we had around.pause
Used a match for a candle.
reactionWish we woulda had a file
to bake in there... |
| Oh. Right. That colorportraitcolor?pressButton
Nice snap.pause Nice.pause Made me
think'a the last picture
I ever took.
reactionWore a nice suit.pause Good tie.pause
Fine shoes.pause One shot from
the front and one from the
side.
reactionWanna see it? Try the post
office.pause Might still be
hanging there. |
| fun_08 |
| Oh. Wait. Also? Let's talk.
That colorBig Festive Treecolor?pressButton
reactionIt's fun. Lyle digs it. Outta
season, but what the hey?
reactionMaybe Lyle will get himself
a tree this year.pause Pop some
corn.pause Call the kids.pause Kiss
the wife.pausereaction Bang! |
| Oh. Wait. Also? Let's talk.
That colorBig Festive Treecolor?pressButton
reactionIt's fun. Lyle digs it.pause
Winter, right?pause Bang.
reactionBeen a while since ol' Lyle
got a present.pause Long time.pause
Years.pausepressButton reactionCouldn't get 'em
where I was...
reactionBut this year?pause Got one.pause
From the wife.pause Just like
the old days.pressButton reactionIt gives Lyle
hope, ya know? |
| fun_08 |
| Wait. Ya know what else?
colorChocolatescolor.pause There's some
in that room.pressButton reactionOl' Lyle loves
him some chocolate.
reactionGot whatcha might call a
sweet tooth.pause Not teeth.pause
Tooth.pause Just one.pause reactionMy other
teeth like clams. |
| Wait. Ya know what else?
colorChocolatescolor.pause There's some
in that room.pressButton reactionOl' Lyle
loves him some chocolate.
reactionLyle's daughter gave him
some chocolate.pause On
colorValentine's Daycolor.pause Last one.pause
reactionRight after I got out...
reactionfun_06Kids.pause Grow up fast, huh?pause
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseSniff.pressButtonreactionpause Aw, now Lyle's
cryin'!pause Lyle hates cryin'!fun_06 |
| fun_08 |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactionOl' Lyle loves him some
colorHalloweencolor colorfurniture!
Feels like fall.pause reactionEven if it's
not.pause And it isn't.pause reactionNot fall
yet.pause Too early.pause Or late.pause
Or something.
reactionBut Lyle digs it anyway! |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactionOl' Lyle loves him some
colorHalloweencolor colorfurniture!
It's like someone brought
fall into the room and
whatnot. |
| fun_08 |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color.pressButtonreaction
That?pause colorHolidaycolor colortheme.pause Right
now?pause reactionNot the holidays!
reactionAw, never mind, kid.pause Lyle
didn't mean nothing by it.pausereaction It
looks real nice in there. |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color.pressButton
reactioncolorHolidaycolor colorfurniture?pause Nice.
Nice touch.pause Lyle approves.
Like bringin' winter into yer
room.pause reactionBut without the cold.pause
And the ice.pause And the snow.pause
And the whatnot. |
| fun_08 |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactioncolorHarvest Festivalcolor, right?
Sure it is. Sure.
reactionOutta season? That's OK.
Use it anyway.pause Looks nice.pause
Looks good.pause Classes up
the joint. |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactionOl' Lyle loves himself some
colorHarvest Festivalcolor colorfurniture!
reactionWhy?pause Dunno.pause reactionSomethin'
about it, I guess.pressButton reactionTurkeys
just crack ol' Lyle up! |
| fun_08 |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButtonreaction
colorBunny Daycolor, right? Yeah,
Lyle understands.
But right now? Is it colorBunny
Daycolor?pause Nope.pause Not even close.pause
Doesn't matter.pause reactionEveryone
loves bunnies. |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
colorBunny Daycolor, right? Sure it
is. Sure.
reactionLooks good.pause Adds charm.pause
Makes the house feel like
an egg carton or whatnot.pausereaction
Lyle appreciates that. |
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| Oh. Hey. Wait. Lyle almost
forgot.pressButton reactionThose colorclothescolor. They
got left out. Used for
decorations.
reactionYa think they forget to put
'em away?pause Ran outta closet
space?pause Felt like bein' lazy?pause
Bang?
reactionAh ha ha! Lyle got ya! Look
at your face!pressButtonreaction No.pause Wait.pause
Seriously.pause The colorclothescolor?pause
They look nice there. |
| Oh. Hey. Wait. Hold it.
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color?pressButton
Nice.pause Very nice.pause Academy
loved it. Totally. Bang.
reactionBut hey. That piece?pause Kinda
weird.pause Odd.pause Unusual.pause Bit
hard to score, if ya know
what I mean.
reactionBut what the hey, right?pause
Who cares what a buncha
eggheads think. |
| Hey. Lyle near forgot.pause That's
one heckuv'n coloraquarium colorin
there.pause Am I right?pause Sure.
reactionYa see it?pause Ya stare.pause Can't
stop.pause Can't look away.pause
Hypnotic.pause Like one'a them
guys with the gold watch.
reactionLyle's scared of the water.pause
Bad things down there.pause
Really bad things. |
| Oh! Check it out!pause Looks like
someone got themselves
colorfun_04color!pressButton reactionAw,
Lyle LOVES gyroids!pause
It's that sound.pause reactionClick. Click.
Whrrr. Click. Boop. Beep.
Bop. Clicky. Clacky. Clunk.
Bap. Bip. Boop.
reactionBANG!pressButton reactionAh ha ha ha ha!
Ol' Lyle's gotta get himself
a gyroid! |
| Oh! Hey! I near forgot!
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactionHeck, that room's got a
BUNCHA gyroids, right?
reactionAin't nothin' in the world
better'n a gyroid.pause Makes
Lyle happy as a pig in slop!
Fact is?pause Lyle's so happy,
he's gonna get to dancin'!pressButton
reactionGo, Lyle, go!pause Cut some rug!pause
Bang, baby!pause Bang! |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
That fossil?pause Saw it. Logged
it. Loved it.pause Kinda scary?
pauseSure. But nice.
reactionFossils creep Lyle out.pause He
used to dig 'em up.pause In the
yard.pause Not the backyard.pause
The other yard.pause Forget it.
reactionAnyway, you like 'em,
right?pause Sure ya do. Sure.pause
reactionGood luck with that. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those fossils?pause Saw 'em.
Logged 'em. Loved 'em.pause
Kinda scary.pause Sure. But nice.
Buncha different ones all
hanging around?pause Kinda
scary.pause reactionOl' Lyle don't want
fossils in his house, no sir!
reactionBut hey.pause That collection?pause
Pretty nice.reactionpause Lyle approves.pause
reactionJust keep 'em away from
me! |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
colorMusical instrumentscolor. All
over the place.pressButton reactionSomeone
tryin' to start a band?
reactionAw, Lyle's just yankin' your
chain.pause Me?pause Ignore.pause Can't
play a note.pause Tone deaf.pause
Can't even play the kazoo. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those colorplantscolor? Nice. Not too
many. Not too few. Just
right.
reactionLyle owned a plant once.pause
Watered it.pause Fed it.pause Talked
to it.pause Died anyway.pressButton
reactionStupid plants. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
reactioncolorPaintingscolor.pause Those.pause Got a
few.pause Someone's a big art
fan, eh?
reactionLyle got into art once.
Couple'a nice pieces.pause Took
'em off a guy for a song...pressButton
reactionBest not to talk about it. |
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| fun_06Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
That room's got colorlampscolor.pause
Lots.pause What's the deal?pause
Startin' a moth collection?
reactionAh ha ha ha! Moths?pause Get it?pause
'Cause of all the lamps?pause
And mothspause.pause.pause.pause Never mind.pressButton
reactionNice lamps anyway.fun_06 |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
The colorclockscolor. In the room.
What's with that? Someone
can't wake up?
fun_06reactionLyle got used to not havin'
a clock where he was.pause reactionBut
now?pause The wife?pause reactionWakes me
every morning.
pause.pause.pause.Truth?pressButtonreaction It ain't half bad.fun_06 |
| reactionOh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButtonreaction
Those colorchairscolor.pause How many
are in there?pause Fifty?pause
A million?pause Lotsa chairs.
reactionMust have a ton of friends.pause
That it?pause reactionMust be nice.pressButton reactionOl'
Lyle wouldn't mind a few
friends. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those colordresserscolor. reactionWhat's up
with that?
reactionLooks like the room for
one'a them folks what has
to organize socks by color. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those colorstereoscolor.pause How many
are in there?pause Tons, right?pause
Sure. Sure.
reactionListen.pause Lyle?pause Not a man to
judge.pause Not gonna say one
way or the other.pause reactionBut
advice?pause Free.pause Here it is...
reactionGet 'em outta the house
before the heat comes! |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those colorTV'scolor. What's up with
that? Someone got one'a
them art projects goin' on?
reactionLyle ain't into modern
art!pause Buncha colors and
lights!pause Makes no sense!pause
reactionfun_06BUSTS MY CHOPS!!
reactionHey, but no worries, right?pause
Sure, sure. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
That room. Those colorbedscolor.
Lots. What's the deal?
reactionOl' Lyle used to have a
buncha beds.pressButton reactionThen he just
had one!pressButton reactionNow he's tryin' to
build back up.
reactionBut good for this room,
anyway.pause Nice to see a kid
keepin' the dream alive. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
reactionThere's a buncha fish
or bugs or whatever in that
room,pause right? reactionSure.pause Bang.
reactionLyle used to enjoy a day
down at the ol' fishin' hole.pressButton
reactionNow he's lucky if he can
sneak an hour at lunch. |
| 2 : Name of town where display house is
3 : Name of PC whose house is on display
4 : Name of NPC who lives in house on display |
| Hey.pause You.pause Wait.pause Listen.pause Hold
it.pause Stop.pause Just stop.pressButtonreaction Ol' colorLyle
colorneeds to talk at ya for a
second.
reactionMe? I'm colorLylecolor.pause This place?pause
Mine.pause Name?pause The colorHappy Room
Academycolor.pause
reactionfun_06But enough about me. Let's
talk about you.pause Your name?pause
capitalizeLettercolorstringcolor.pressButton reactionBang!pause reactionHa ha!pause
Old Lyle got ya, didn't he?fun_06
reactionListen.pause You?pause Homeowner,
right?pause Place in colorstringcolor?pause
Picket fence, gender and
kids, living the dream?
reactionLyle used to have dreamspause.pause.pause.
Lyle used to have it all.pausereaction Big
car,pause corner office,pause bang.pause Then
it all went to pot.
Know what the boss said?pressButton
reactionfun_0C"colorcapitalizeLetterOffices are for closerscolor."pressButton
reactionGuy busted my chops! You
believe it?
reactionYeah, but enough, right?pressButton reaction
Right.pause My problems?pause Mine.pause
Not yours.pause Let's talk.
Letter. Mine. reactionYou got it?fun_07
I read every word!
Didn't read it.
You're scaring me. |
| pauseDon't kid old Lyle, now! Ya
really read the letter?pressButton reactionBANG!
Still got it! Lyle's still got the
touch!
reactionfun_06And they told me I was
washed uppause.pause.pause.pausepressButtonfun_06 reactionHa ha! Forget
it. Living in the past. Let it
go. Bygones, right? Right.
Anyway, enough. Let's go.
Let's talk. You.pause Me.pause Brass
tacks.pause The skinny.pause The sit.pause
Here it is. |
| reactionDidn't read it?pause DIDN'T READ
IT?pressButton reactionYou just here to waste my
time?pausefun_06 BUST MY CHOPS?!
reactionWheeeeeew!pausepressButton reactionNever mind.pause
We're calm.pause Lyle's calm.pausereaction
Lemme tell ya the deal. |
| reactionHey,pause wait,pause hold it.pause Me?pause
Scare ya?pressButton reactionHa ha! You're
having some fun with Lyle!pause
I'm a peach.pause No joke.pause Bang.
The letter? Not a problem.pause
No worries.pause None.pause Maybe
one.pause reactionNever mind. The deal?pause
Here it is. |
| Houses are work, right?pressButton
Sure! reactionGet furniture.pause Set it
here.pause Set it there.pause Move it
around.pause Worry some more.
reactionIf it don't look good, you
don't feel good.pause reactionBut how
do ya know when it's right?pause
Instinct?pause Luck?pause Bang?
reactionAnd that's where I come in.pressButton
reactionfun_06Did I say me? I meant we.pause
Us.pause This place.pause reactionThe colorHappy
Room Academycolor.fun_06
reactionWe show you how to make
rooms. Good rooms. Rooms
you can be proud of.pressButton
reactionHAPPY rooms. |
| Here's the deal. This
academy?pause Exclusive.pause
Members only.pause Very chic.pause
All that.
reactionBut you? Good people.
We like you. You should
join.pausereaction Come on. Join the
Happy Room Academy.fun_07
I'd love to join!
No, thanks. |
| fun_06pausereactionGood choice! Excellent!
Glad to hear it!pause See a bull,
take the horns, am I right?pressButton
reactionBANG!pressButton reactionAh ha ha ha!fun_06
reactionOK. Here's the deal. We're
gonna be checking out your
room.pause Looking at colors
and furniture and whatnot.
reactionAnd when we're done? We
give you a report. Tells ya
how to snazz up the joint.
reactionfun_06Not home?pause Out? pauseAbout?pause
reactionDoesn't matter. We let
ourselves in.pause We got keys.pause
Lots of 'em.pause Thousands.fun_06
reactionI see your face. You're
worried. Don't be.pause This
Academy?pause Legit.pause Above
board.pause Totally legit.
reactionOh, wait.pause There's more.pause
Themes. reactionWe got themes.
New ones. Each month.pause
Decided by me.
Right here? In the back?
There's a colormodel roomcolor.pause
Shows the theme. Gives
ya ideas. All that.
reactionYour room? Could be there.
Could be the model room.
If we like it? We'll pick it.pausereaction
Easy, right?pause Right.pause reactionBang! |
| pause.pause.pause.pausereactionWhat's that? Me? You
wanna know about me?pressButton
reactionYa ain't gonna bust my
chops or nothing, right?!
reactionYeah, well, OK. Sure. Meet
and greet. Why not?pressButton Me?pause
I'm colorLylecolor.pause Chairman of the
colorHappy Room Academycolor.color
fun_06reactioncolorThis wasn't always my job.pause
I used to be somebody.pause Big
shot.pause Important.pause But stuff
happens, yeah?pressButtonpausereaction Yeah...
reactionHa ha! Yeah. Enough about
old colorLylecolor.pause Welcome aboard,
colorstringcolor! You?pause Me?pause Us?pause
Together? pause.pause.pause.pausereactionThrilled.fun_06 |
| WHAT?!pressButton reactionWhoa, wait. Hold
it. Hold it now. Wait. You
and me? Misunderstanding.pausereaction
Lemme start over.
reactionThe Academy? Free.pause No
fees. No small print.
Nothing.pause Above board.pause All
legit.
reactionWe just want you to be
happy.pause When you're happy,
Lyle's happy.pausereaction Wanna see?pressButton
reactionAh ha ha ha ha! So happy!
reactionYeah, so whattya think?pressButton
Wanna join?pausereaction Come on. Do
it. Do it now.fun_07
Sounds great!
No, thanks. |
| fun_06pausepause.pause.pause.pausereactionOK, now you're just
fun_06BUSTIN' MY CHOPS!pause
Ab-pausesopause-lute-pausely fun_06BUSTIN'
these puppies!fun_06
reactionLook. This Academy?
Renowned. The world over.
Everyone loves it. Moms.pause
Dogs.pause Babies.pause All of 'em.
reactionOur research? Top'a the
line.pause Studied by eggheads.pause
Taught in college.
reactionYou think old Lyle's lying
to ya?pause No way! Nope!
Never! Nuh-uh. pauseLyle's gone
legit.
reactionWe got a contest. Sign
people up.pause First prize is a
watering can.pause Second is a
set of salad forks.
reactionThird prize is Lyle's fired.
reactionCome on. Do it for Lyle.pause
Do it for yourself.pause Do it for
the kids.pause Doesn't matter.
Don't care. Just do it.fun_07
Well...OK.
No way! |
| fun_06pause.pause.pause.pressButtonreactionOK. pauseOK.pause I getcha. Lyle
gets ya. No, no. No worries.pause
You're careful.pause Lyle likes
that.pause Lyle understands.
reactionListen, maybe you could go
home.pause Think it over.pause Ask a
friend.pause Sleep on it.pause That
kind of thing.
reactionChange your mind?pause I'll be
here. Got a cot in the back.pause
.pause.pause.pauseJust lemme know.
sizepause.pause.pause.sizepausereactionOld Lyle never shoulda taken this job. |
| Hey! You! Wait! It's you!pressButton
You came back! Oh, I KNEW
ya wouldn't let ol' Lyle
down!color
colorreactioncapitalizeLetterstring, welcome back
to thecolor Happy Room
Academycolor!
reactionSo. Your mind? Changed?
Gonna join? Gonna be a
member?colorpressButton reaction...C'mon, old Lyle
really needs this.colorfun_07
I'm gonna join!
Not today. |
| You?pressButtonreaction fun_06Oh.pause Great.pause You.pausepressButton
reactionWhat now?pause Gonna hassle
me?pause Gonna bust my chops
some more?
reactionGo ahead.pause Why not?pause Kick
old Lyle when he's down.pause
reactionEveryone else does.fun_06fun_07
I wanna join!
I'm not joining. |
| Huh?pause Customers?pause reactionGreat.pressButton
pause.pause.pause.A-HEM!pause reactionWelcome!
Welcome to the colorHappy
Room Academycolor!
reactionListen. Let's talk. You?
Me? We're gonnapause.pause.pause.reactionpause Hey!pause
It's you! It's string!
reactionAh ha ha!pause Old Lyle was
about to give ya the whole
song and dance! reactionpauseSo?
Let's talk. Whatcha need?fun_07
The model room.
My latest eval.
Letters.
Nothing. |
| Hey?pause You?pause Got a question?pause
reactionBang! Let's talk. What can
old Lyle help ya with
today?fun_07
The model room.
My latest evaluation.
Letters.
Nothing. |
| Anything else Lyle can
help ya with?fun_07
The model room.
My evaluation.
Letters.
Nothing. |
| That's it, huh? You sure?pause
reactionWell, colormodel roomcolor's in the
back. Take yer time.pressButton colorreactionLyle
ain't going nowheres... |
| pauseLetters? What? Our letters?
From the Academy?
reactionYeah. OK. Sure. Right.
Sure. We send you letters.pressButton
reactionWhat? What's wrong? You
want us to stop?fun_07
Please stop!
No, that's fine. |
| pauseWhat?pause What now?pause What is
it?pausereaction We sent letters. You
said no. We stopped. Easy,
right? Sure it is. Bang.
reactionYou change your mind?
Miss the letters? Want old
Lyle to send them again?fun_07
Yes, please!
No, that's fine. |
| pauseThat right?pressButton reactionOK. Sure. Fine.pause
reactionChange your mind?pause Lemme
know. |
| pauseOK. Sure. Sure. No worries.
The letters? Gone. Poof.
Bang. No more.
reactionBut hey.pause You get curious?pause
Wanna see your evaluation?pause
Come here. colorAcademy HQcolor.
We post 'em.
reactionOh, the letters?pause If ya miss
'em?pause Talk to Lyle.pause He can
start ya up again. |
| pauseNice! Good! Great! Bang!
The letters? All yours. We'll
send 'em again.
reactionChange your mind? Lemme
know! I can stop.pause Saves the
postage.pause Saves my chops. |
| Hey! Listen! capitalizeLetterstring!pressButtonreaction
Your room evaluation?
Starts next week. Better
get ready.
We do 'em every Sunday.pause
Curious?pause Wanna know how
ya did?pause reactionJust ask. |
| The room evaluation?pause
Yours? You wanna know
how it went?pause
reactionYeah, OK. Hold onpause.pause.pause.
OK.pause Score.pause Yours.pause Here it
is.pause Your latest evaluation
got you fun_03 points.
Huh?pause How's that?pause Ya
wanna know what the
evaluators said?pause Sure.
Lyle'll tell ya. Why not? |
| Uh-huh. Yep. There it is.
You want a better score?pause
Curious how to get one?pause
Try following that advice.pause
reactionBang. |
| |
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| colorA home must involve both
the inner and outer spaces.pause
Why not begin by making
some living space? |
| colorThe first step can often
be the hardest.pause Try to
turn your space into
a happy space. |
| colorMore space means more
freedom.pause Build up to make
your house a place of
relaxation and ease. |
| colorPoints: fun_03. Your room
has a pleasant vibe.pause Some
people might even call it
cozy.
Keep striving for a room
that makes YOU happy. |
| colorWhen you have a second
floor,pause try using a single
theme in both spaces to
increase your score. |
| colorBasements are for more
than storage.pause Try to make
the entire house say "Me!" |
| colorYour home has many nice
things.pause Now is the time to
arrange them with your
own sense of style! |
| colorYour sense of style is both
unique and fun!pause Anyone
would be happy to live in
a house such as yours. |
| colorYour room breathes style
and excellence with equal
aplomb!pause Truly, you have
created the Perfect Room! |
| colorYou've secured the entire
fun_0Cfun_04 series!pause
Now your room truly feels
fun_0Cfun_04! |
| colorYou have almost the entire
fun_0Cfun_04 series!pause
Just one more step until
it's complete. |
| colorYour fun_0Cfun_04
furniture series is finally
complete.pause Now you need
the wallpaper and carpet! |
| colorYou have created a unified
fun_0Cfun_04 theme.pause
What eye! What talent!
What skill! |
| colorIt's hard to put together
an entire set, but your
results are completely
fabulous! |
| colorYou've gotten most of the
things you need for a
comfortable life.pause And you
still look so relaxed! |
| colorYou've established a great
harmony with the power of
your feng shui. Well done! |
| colorIt seems like you have a
deep interest in color
coordination.pause Well done! |
| colorThe whole atmosphere of
the room feels unified and
smart. It's wonderful! |
| colorAha! It seems that you are
building quite the collection!pause
Well done! |
| colorYou have some especially
unusual decorations, so
we're awarding you a
lucky bonus! |
| colorA messy room is a sad
room.pause And right now, your
room is very sad indeed. |
| colorWatch which way your
furniture is facing.pause It does
you no good to have things
pointed toward the walls! |
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| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that received the
highest evaluation scorecolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that had the best
feng shuicolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that had the most
"grown-up" feelcolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that was the
cutestcolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that was the most
avant-gardecolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that was the most
nostalgiccolor. |
| So. Themes. You know 'em,
right?pause We come up with
'em, then pick the room
that matches.pause Easy.pause Bang.
This month?pause reactionYou. Your
room. Big winner.pause Totally
true.pause reactionNice job.pause Remember,
Lyle loves ya. |
| So. Themes. You know 'em,
right?pause We come up with
'em, then pick the room
that matches.pause Easy.pause Bang.
reactionThis month's winner?pausereaction Kid
from colorfun_04color. Name's
colorfun_04color.pause Ya see fun_0C?pause
Tell fun_0C congrats. |
| So. Themes. You know 'em,
right?pause We come up with
'em, then pick the room
that matches.pause Easy.pause Bang.
reactionThis month's winner?pausereaction Kid
from colorfun_04color.pause Name's
colorfun_04color.pause Go out. Shake
a hand. |
| So, now? colorcapitalizeLetterstringcolor'scolor
colorroom.pause On display.pause In the
back.pause Take a look.pause Bang.
Happy rooms? Keep makin'
'em. Good luck.pressButton fun_06.pause.pause.pausereactionLyle's
trying to love this job!pause Look
at him dance!fun_06 |
| fun_06pause.pause.pause.pausereactionIdeas? You got some?pausereaction
Good.pause Great.pause Wonderful.pause
Bang.pausefun_06reaction Now go make some
happy rooms!
colorreactionLyle really hates this job. |
| So. Themes. Each month
we pick a new one. It's fun,
right? Sure it is. Sure.pause But
this month...
reactionfun_06.pause.pause.pauseNo rooms matched.pause None.pause
Zero.pause Zip.pause Nada.pause Ixnay.pausefun_06pressButton
reactionYou guys are bustin' Lyle's
chops here!
reactionAh, who is Lyle kiddin'?pause I
just ain't cut out for thispause.pause.pause.
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| All right. Let's do this. pausereactionThat
room?pause Nice.pause That furniture?pause
reactionReal nice.pause Lyle digs it.
So. Nice. We agree. What's
left? pauseOne word.pause reactionConsistency. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color?pause
reactionNice. pauseReal nice.pause Relaxed.pause
Refined.pause Fits the mood.
reactionIt's got style.pause Elegance. All
that.pause reactionYou dig?pause Good. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactionInnocent.pause Dreamy.pause Like one'a
them genius kids decided to
steal your cash and go
redecorate.
reactionLyle especially likes
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.pause Fits
the mood.pause Sets the scene.pausereaction
Bang. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06That room?pause Hip.pause Modern.pause
Nice.pause reactionAnd not like them kids
with the hats and the 8-tracks
and stuff.pause Classy.
fun_06Lyle especially digs
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.pressButtonreaction Wish
I had the scratch to get me
one'a those... |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactionIt's got good style. Refined.
Urbane. Classy. And Lyle's a
real big fan of that there
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.
reactionfun_06It's scratched?pause Well loved?pause
Antique?pausereaction No problem. Gives it
character.pressButton pause.pause.pause.pausereactionJust like ol' Lyle.fun_06 |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pause That
puppy is in JUST the right
place.pause I mean, reactionBANG, kid!pause
BANG!
reactionFolks say ya wanna put yellow
stuff in the west. Brings luck.
Gives ya money and whatnot.
reactionIt's feng shui.pause Don't ask Lyle.
He don't know.pause reactionBoss made
Lyle take a class, but he fell
asleep.
pause.pause.pause.reactionShoulda paid attention. Lyle
sure could use a bit'a that
coinpause.pause.pause. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pause That
puppy is in JUST the right
place.pause I mean, reactionBANG, kid!pause
BANG!
reactionYeah, that's smart. Puttin' red
stuff in the east?pause Helps ya
make decisions and whatnot.
reactionThat feng shui should help ya
at the ol' glueworks.pause Or with
the lottery. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pause That
puppy is in JUST the right
place.pause I mean, reactionBANG, kid!pause
BANG!
reactionIt's green. That's why.pause Green.pause
You know 'bout green?pause Put it
in the south. Brings healing.
reactionMaybe ol' Lyle should take a
vacation in that room!pressButton fun_06pause.pause.pause.reactionIf the
boss ever gives me a day off!fun_06 |
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| fun_08 |
| And that furniture? Great.
Excellent. Top'a the line.
Ol' Lyle'd do most anything
for sticks like that.
reactionKid must've been plannin'
for colorHalloweencolor. Kinda early,
right?pause Sure it is. Sure. But
whatever.pause Lyle don't care.
fun_06Me?pause If I had nice furniture?pause
I'd put it on the lawnpause.pause.pause.pausereactionso
folks'd know Lyle made
the big time!fun_06 |
| reactionOh, and hey. That room?
Crazy! Cra-a-a-a-zy.pause It's like
one'a them colorHalloween colorparties
in there!
reactionNot for Lyle.pause No, sir.pause Uh-uh.pause
Halloween's creepy.pause Too
many clowns.pressButton .pause.pause.pausereactionOl' Lyle
hates clowns. |
| fun_08 |
| And that furniture?pause Nice.pause
Real nice.pause Grade-A.pressButton reactionLooks
like someone's gettin'
ready for the colorholidayscolor.pause
reactionKinda early, doncha think?!pressButton
pause.pause.pause.pausereactionAw, heck.pause Don't mind ol'
Lyle.pressButtonreaction Holidays just make
him a little sad. |
| reactionAnd that furniture? Hoo-ee!
Yeah, Lyle saw it. Like one'a
them colorholiday colorparties in there!
reactionMe?pause Nah.pause Lyle's got no
holiday plans.pause Probably go
home. Drink some nog. Bust
some chops.pausereaction Ya know. |
| fun_08 |
| And hey. That furniture?
In the model room?pressButton reactionNice.pause
reactionSomeone busted hump at
that colorHarvest Festivalcolor.
reactionNot really Lyle's taste.pause Not
that you care. Buncha
turkeys?pause Feathers and
junk?pause What the hey, right?
reactionAw, don't worry 'bout Lyle,
kid.pause He's got a crate for a
bed.pressButtonreaction Just jealous, is all. |
| Oh. Wait. The furniture?pause In
that room?pause reactionNice. Real nice.pause
Got it from the colorHarvest
Festivalcolor, right?pause Sure.
reactionGood time'a year for it.
Autumn.pause Gettin' cold.pause
Leaves divin' off the trees
and whatnot. |
| fun_08 |
| Oh. Yeah. Wait.pause Check that
furniture.pause The eggs?pause Saw it.
Logged it.pause Loved it.
reactionSomeone spent a piece in
the coal mine on colorBunny
Daycolor, am I right?pause Sure I am.pressButton
reactionBang!pressButton reactionHa ha, Lyle got ya!
reactionAnd don't let no one tell ya
it's the wrong season!pressButtonreaction
Eggs are fun.pause All the time.pause
Even in winter. |
| reactionOh.pause Hey?pause That furniture?pause
Bang, kid.pause Bang.pausereaction Like a
colorBunny Day colorparty in the
house or whatever.
That much bric-a-brac?pause
Matchin' like that?pause Feels
nice.pause Feels special.pause reactionLyle
digs it. |
| Oh.pause Hey.pause Wait.pause Let's talk
about furniture.pause The model
room?pressButton That's some high-
class sticks right there!
reactionAll the Gracie furniture?pause In
one room?pause Never seen it.pause
Old Lyle especially liked
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.
Gettin' all that together?pause
Lotsa time.pause Lotsa scratch.pressButton
reactionLyle's feelin' mighty
jealous right about now. |
| And hey. That furniture?pause
Nice.pause Real nice.pause Heck,
someone got the whole
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color series.
reactionKinda like it was made for
that room, am I right?pause Sure
I am.pause Sure. pauseThat's some
nice work right there. |
| Oh.pause Hey.pause That furniture? pause
Nice. Real nice.pause Someone's
workin' hard on the ol'
fun_0Ccolorfun_04 colorseries.
reactionNot complete, though.pause One
thing missin'.pause Lyle can't
quite put his paw on itpause.pause.pause. |
| Bang!pause Wait!pause Hey!pause Furniture.
Let's chat.pressButton reactionSomeone's goin'
for the fun_0Ccolorfun_04color
series right there.
reactionfun_06Well, they missed the
carpet and wallpaper!pressButton
reactionpause.pause.pause.pausepressButton
reactionpause.pause.pause.pausefun_06
reactionAw, sorry 'bout that.pause These
are lean times for Lyle.pause
He gets a bit punchy. |
| And hey.pause That furniture?pause
Got a theme goin'. Kind of
colorfun_04color, am I
right?pause Sure I am. Sure.
Lyle loves themes. His
place has a theme.pause reactionWanna
know what it is?pressButton
pause.pause.pause.pausereactionFlat busted!pause
reactionAw, sorry.pause Lyle shouldn't
saddle ya with his problems
and junk. |
| Wait. Let's talk. You? Me?
The room? The stuff?
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color?!
reactionNow, Lyle's not a man to
pry, but he's gotta knowpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06WHERE'D THEY GET THAT
PUPPY?!
reactionLyle's been BUSTIN' HIS
CHOPS trying to find
him colorfun_04color!
reactionThat piece?pause Won a prize.pause
colorThecolor colorHappy Room Academy
Award for Outstanding
Achievement in Furniture.color
reactionYou get one'a those?pause We
give ya bonus points out
the wazoo.pause There's a tip
from Lyle to you. |
| Nice. pauseNice job.pause.pause.pause reactionHuh?pause
What's Lyle talkin' about?pausepressButton
reactionFurniture.pause Series.pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color.
reactionSomeone went and got
themselves a complete
series!pause Really brings the
room together. |
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| Hey.pause Also.pause Color.pause Let's talk
about it.pause That room? Nice.pause
Color matches. pauseUniform.pause
Classy.
reactionLyle likes it when stuff's
one color.pause Makes it easy on
the peepers. |
| Wait.pause Hey.pause That room?pause It's
got a theme going.pause
fun_0CcapitalizeLettercolorfun_04color, right?pause
Sure it is. Sure.
reactionIt's even got carpet and
wallpaper.pause Nice touch.pause Lyle
digs it.pause Reminds Lyle of
his old place. |
| Hey.pause That room?pause That
furniture?pressButton reactionNice.pause Real nice.pause
Someone got a good set'a
sticks there, kid.
reactionThe theme?pause Simple.pause Real
simple.pausereaction But that's OK.
Lyle's a simple guy.
reactionfun_06It's almost like Lyle was
back at his parents' home.pressButton
pause.pause.pause.reactionBefore everything went
to pot.fun_06 |
| Oh. Hey. That room?pause Full'a
instruments.pause Guitars.pause
Banjos. Drums. Horns.
Accordions. Whatnot.
reactionfun_06Someone startin' a band?pause
Lyle used to sing in a band!pause
reactionOl' Lyle and the Bangs!pause
reactionGood times.fun_06 |
| fun_06Oh.pause Wait.pause That place?pause
Full'a plants.pause Lots.pause Tons.pause
Thousands.pause Not that many.pause
But a lot.fun_06
reactionLyle likes plants.pause Helps him
relax.pausereaction Maybe he oughta quit
this racket and go plant a
garden. |
| Hey.pause Wait.pause Guess what?pause
That room?pause Full of art.pause
You probably knew that.pause
You can see.
reactionNice stuff.pause Nice paintings.pause
reactionLyle wanted to be an artist
once.pause Couldn't cut it.pressButton
reactionAllergic to paint. |
| Hey.pause That room?pause Full of
models.pause Good ones. High
quality. Grade-A. Top'a the
line.pause reactionLyle approves.
Must've cost fair coin for
all them models.pausereaction Lyle
knows. Lyle used to collect
models.pause Back in the day.
reactionHad to sell 'em all when
the business went under... |
| Hey.pause Look.pause That room?pause
Full'a dolls.pause reactionNo joke. No
jive. No flimflam.pause Dolls.pause
Lots of 'em.pause Tons.
reactionfun_06Ol' Lyle don't like dolls.pause
No sir.pause Creepy.pause Beady eyes.pause
Little hands. pauseFake hair.pause
Fake smiles. pausePointy teeth.
reactionThe dolls?pause Them?pause Might
come alive.pause Can't outrun a
doll.pause Then what?pressButton pause.pause.pause.pausereactionBANG!pausepressButton
reactionpauseDoll food.fun_06 |
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| reactionHey. Look. Listen.pause We need
to talk.pause You and me.pause 'Bout
that room.pause There's a
problem.pause reactionWanna hear it?
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04 colorback
there?color colorYeah. Layin' around.pause
All over.pause Big mess.pause Place
looks like a junkyard. |
| reactionHey. Look. Listen.pause We need
to talk.pause You and me.pause 'Bout
that room.pause There's a
problem.pause reactionWanna hear it?
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color back
there?pause Facin' the wall!pause The
WALL!pause For the love'a clams!
That really busts my chops!
reactionListen. Don't be like that.
Your stuff?pause Turn it around.pause
Come on. Get with the
program. |
| Oh. Wait. Listen.pause Here's the
thing.pause We gotta talk.pause About
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color back
there. Yeah.
reactionThat furniture?pause Don't really
match.pause Some from here.pause
Some from there.pause Ya get
what Lyle's sayin'?
reactionBut hey. Maybe that's the
plan. Lyle don't know.pause Do
what makes ya happy,
I guess. |
| Oh. Yeah. Wait. Let's talk.pause
reactionThe layout? Of that room?pause
reactionKinda weird.pause Lyle's just
sayin', is all.
Simple, right?pause Clean? Pure?
All that noise?pause Yeah, Lyle
gets it. Lyle likes clean.pressButton
reactioncolorpause.pause.pause.pauseReminds him of the clink. |
| Oh. Hey. Gimme a sec. Let
ol' Lyle bend yer ear.pressButton reactionThat
room?pause That layout?pause reactionNice.
Lyle's a big fan.
reactionYa got furniture.pause Ya got the
room.pause reactionAnd ya got both
workin' like a charm! |
| Hey. Here's the thing. That
place?pause reactionFull'a stuff.pause Lotsa
stuff.pause Maybe too much.pause
Maybe not.reaction Lyle can't say.
reactionBut it's packed.pause Crammed.pause
Bustin' at the seams.pressButton reactionKinda
like my chops. |
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| What else? What else?pause Oh,
yeah. The colorsnowmancolor.pressButton Nice
piece. Nice.pause Made me
think'a my daughters.
reactionWhen they were small?pause
Little ones?pause Loved the
snow.pause Loved it.pause Used to ask
Daddy to push 'em around.
fun_06reactionBut now?pause pause.pause.pause.pausereactionYeah.pause We don't
do that so much anymore.fun_06
reactionYa spend yer winters in
the hoosegow?pause Snow ain't
pretty no more! |
| What else? .pause.pause.pausepressButtonreactionBang!pause Sure!
The colorbirthday cakecolor!pressButton reactionNice
touch. reactionMade me think'a my
last birthday.
reactionThe boys made me a cake
outta what we had around.pause
Used a match for a candle.
reactionWish we woulda had a file
to bake in there... |
| Oh. Right. That colorportraitcolor?pressButton
Nice snap.pause Nice.pause Made me
think'a the last picture
I ever took.
reactionWore a nice suit.pause Good tie.pause
Fine shoes.pause One shot from
the front and one from the
side.
reactionWanna see it? Try the post
office.pause Might still be
hanging there. |
| fun_08 |
| Oh. Wait. Also? Let's talk.
That colorBig Festive Treecolor?pressButton
reactionIt's fun. Lyle digs it. Outta
season, but what the hey?
reactionMaybe Lyle will get himself
a tree this year.pause Pop some
corn.pause Call the kids.pause Kiss
the wife.pausereaction Bang! |
| Oh. Wait. Also? Let's talk.
That colorBig Festive Treecolor?pressButton
reactionIt's fun. Lyle digs it.pause
Winter, right?pause Bang.
reactionBeen a while since ol' Lyle
got a present.pause Long time.pause
Years.pausepressButton reactionCouldn't get 'em
where I was...
reactionBut this year?pause Got one.pause
From the wife.pause Just like
the old days.pressButton reactionIt gives Lyle
hope, ya know? |
| fun_08 |
| Wait. Ya know what else?
colorChocolatescolor.pause There's some
in that room.pressButton reactionOl' Lyle loves
him some chocolate.
reactionGot whatcha might call a
sweet tooth.pause Not teeth.pause
Tooth.pause Just one.pause reactionMy other
teeth like clams. |
| Wait. Ya know what else?
colorChocolatescolor.pause There's some
in that room.pressButton reactionOl' Lyle
loves him some chocolate.
reactionLyle's daughter gave him
some chocolate.pause On
colorValentine's Daycolor.pause Last one.pause
reactionRight after I got out...
reactionfun_06Kids.pause Grow up fast, huh?pause
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseSniff.pressButtonreactionpause Aw, now Lyle's
cryin'!pause Lyle hates cryin'!fun_06 |
| fun_08 |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactionOl' Lyle loves him some
colorHalloweencolor colorfurniture!
Feels like fall.pause reactionEven if it's
not.pause And it isn't.pause reactionNot fall
yet.pause Too early.pause Or late.pause
Or something.
reactionBut Lyle digs it anyway! |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactionOl' Lyle loves him some
colorHalloweencolor colorfurniture!
It's like someone brought
fall into the room and
whatnot. |
| fun_08 |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color.pressButtonreaction
That?pause colorHolidaycolor colortheme.pause Right
now?pause reactionNot the holidays!
reactionAw, never mind, kid.pause Lyle
didn't mean nothing by it.pausereaction It
looks real nice in there. |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color.pressButton
reactioncolorHolidaycolor colorfurniture?pause Nice.
Nice touch.pause Lyle approves.
Like bringin' winter into yer
room.pause reactionBut without the cold.pause
And the ice.pause And the snow.pause
And the whatnot. |
| fun_08 |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactioncolorHarvest Festivalcolor, right?
Sure it is. Sure.
reactionOutta season? That's OK.
Use it anyway.pause Looks nice.pause
Looks good.pause Classes up
the joint. |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactionOl' Lyle loves himself some
colorHarvest Festivalcolor colorfurniture!
reactionWhy?pause Dunno.pause reactionSomethin'
about it, I guess.pressButton reactionTurkeys
just crack ol' Lyle up! |
| fun_08 |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButtonreaction
colorBunny Daycolor, right? Yeah,
Lyle understands.
But right now? Is it colorBunny
Daycolor?pause Nope.pause Not even close.pause
Doesn't matter.pause reactionEveryone
loves bunnies. |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
colorBunny Daycolor, right? Sure it
is. Sure.
reactionLooks good.pause Adds charm.pause
Makes the house feel like
an egg carton or whatnot.pausereaction
Lyle appreciates that. |
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| Oh. Hey. Wait. Lyle almost
forgot.pressButton reactionThose colorclothescolor. They
got left out. Used for
decorations.
reactionYa think they forget to put
'em away?pause Ran outta closet
space?pause Felt like bein' lazy?pause
Bang?
reactionAh ha ha! Lyle got ya! Look
at your face!pressButtonreaction No.pause Wait.pause
Seriously.pause The colorclothescolor?pause
They look nice there. |
| Oh. Hey. Wait. Hold it.
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color?pressButton
Nice.pause Very nice.pause Academy
loved it. Totally. Bang.
reactionBut hey. That piece?pause Kinda
weird.pause Odd.pause Unusual.pause Bit
hard to score, if ya know
what I mean.
reactionBut what the hey, right?pause
Who cares what a buncha
eggheads think. |
| Hey. Lyle near forgot.pause That's
one heckuv'n coloraquarium colorin
there.pause Am I right?pause Sure.
reactionYa see it?pause Ya stare.pause Can't
stop.pause Can't look away.pause
Hypnotic.pause Like one'a them
guys with the gold watch.
reactionLyle's scared of the water.pause
Bad things down there.pause
Really bad things. |
| Oh! Check it out!pause Looks like
someone got themselves
colorfun_04color!pressButton reactionAw,
Lyle LOVES gyroids!pause
It's that sound.pause reactionClick. Click.
Whrrr. Click. Boop. Beep.
Bop. Clicky. Clacky. Clunk.
Bap. Bip. Boop.
reactionBANG!pressButton reactionAh ha ha ha ha!
Ol' Lyle's gotta get himself
a gyroid! |
| Oh! Hey! I near forgot!
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactionHeck, that room's got a
BUNCHA gyroids, right?
reactionAin't nothin' in the world
better'n a gyroid.pause Makes
Lyle happy as a pig in slop!
Fact is?pause Lyle's so happy,
he's gonna get to dancin'!pressButton
reactionGo, Lyle, go!pause Cut some rug!pause
Bang, baby!pause Bang! |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
That fossil?pause Saw it. Logged
it. Loved it.pause Kinda scary?
pauseSure. But nice.
reactionFossils creep Lyle out.pause He
used to dig 'em up.pause In the
yard.pause Not the backyard.pause
The other yard.pause Forget it.
reactionAnyway, you like 'em,
right?pause Sure ya do. Sure.pause
reactionGood luck with that. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those fossils?pause Saw 'em.
Logged 'em. Loved 'em.pause
Kinda scary.pause Sure. But nice.
Buncha different ones all
hanging around?pause Kinda
scary.pause reactionOl' Lyle don't want
fossils in his house, no sir!
reactionBut hey.pause That collection?pause
Pretty nice.reactionpause Lyle approves.pause
reactionJust keep 'em away from
me! |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
colorMusical instrumentscolor. All
over the place.pressButton reactionSomeone
tryin' to start a band?
reactionAw, Lyle's just yankin' your
chain.pause Me?pause Ignore.pause Can't
play a note.pause Tone deaf.pause
Can't even play the kazoo. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those colorplantscolor? Nice. Not too
many. Not too few. Just
right.
reactionLyle owned a plant once.pause
Watered it.pause Fed it.pause Talked
to it.pause Died anyway.pressButton
reactionStupid plants. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
reactioncolorPaintingscolor.pause Those.pause Got a
few.pause Someone's a big art
fan, eh?
reactionLyle got into art once.
Couple'a nice pieces.pause Took
'em off a guy for a song...pressButton
reactionBest not to talk about it. |
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| fun_06Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
That room's got colorlampscolor.pause
Lots.pause What's the deal?pause
Startin' a moth collection?
reactionAh ha ha ha! Moths?pause Get it?pause
'Cause of all the lamps?pause
And mothspause.pause.pause.pause Never mind.pressButton
reactionNice lamps anyway.fun_06 |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
The colorclockscolor. In the room.
What's with that? Someone
can't wake up?
fun_06reactionLyle got used to not havin'
a clock where he was.pause reactionBut
now?pause The wife?pause reactionWakes me
every morning.
pause.pause.pause.Truth?pressButtonreaction It ain't half bad.fun_06 |
| reactionOh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButtonreaction
Those colorchairscolor.pause How many
are in there?pause Fifty?pause
A million?pause Lotsa chairs.
reactionMust have a ton of friends.pause
That it?pause reactionMust be nice.pressButton reactionOl'
Lyle wouldn't mind a few
friends. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those colordresserscolor. reactionWhat's up
with that?
reactionLooks like the room for
one'a them folks what has
to organize socks by color. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those colorstereoscolor.pause How many
are in there?pause Tons, right?pause
Sure. Sure.
reactionListen.pause Lyle?pause Not a man to
judge.pause Not gonna say one
way or the other.pause reactionBut
advice?pause Free.pause Here it is...
reactionGet 'em outta the house
before the heat comes! |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those colorTV'scolor. What's up with
that? Someone got one'a
them art projects goin' on?
reactionLyle ain't into modern
art!pause Buncha colors and
lights!pause Makes no sense!pause
reactionfun_06BUSTS MY CHOPS!!
reactionHey, but no worries, right?pause
Sure, sure. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
That room. Those colorbedscolor.
Lots. What's the deal?
reactionOl' Lyle used to have a
buncha beds.pressButton reactionThen he just
had one!pressButton reactionNow he's tryin' to
build back up.
reactionBut good for this room,
anyway.pause Nice to see a kid
keepin' the dream alive. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
reactionThere's a buncha fish
or bugs or whatever in that
room,pause right? reactionSure.pause Bang.
reactionLyle used to enjoy a day
down at the ol' fishin' hole.pressButton
reactionNow he's lucky if he can
sneak an hour at lunch. |
| 2 : Name of town where display house is
3 : Name of PC whose house is on display
4 : Name of NPC who lives in house on display |
| Hey.pause You.pause Wait.pause Listen.pause Hold
it.pause Stop.pause Just stop.pressButtonreaction Ol' colorLyle
colorneeds to talk at ya for a
second.
reactionMe? I'm colorLylecolor.pause This place?pause
Mine.pause Name?pause The colorHappy Room
Academycolor.pause
reactionfun_06But enough about me. Let's
talk about you.pause Your name?pause
capitalizeLettercolorstringcolor.pressButton reactionBang!pause reactionHa ha!pause
Old Lyle got ya, didn't he?fun_06
reactionListen.pause You?pause Homeowner,
right?pause Place in colorstringcolor?pause
Picket fence, gender and
kids, living the dream?
reactionLyle used to have dreamspause.pause.pause.
Lyle used to have it all.pausereaction Big
car,pause corner office,pause bang.pause Then
it all went to pot.
Know what the boss said?pressButton
reactionfun_0C"colorcapitalizeLetterOffices are for closerscolor."pressButton
reactionGuy busted my chops! You
believe it?
reactionYeah, but enough, right?pressButton reaction
Right.pause My problems?pause Mine.pause
Not yours.pause Let's talk.
Letter. Mine. reactionYou got it?fun_07
I read every word!
Didn't read it.
You're scaring me. |
| pauseDon't kid old Lyle, now! Ya
really read the letter?pressButton reactionBANG!
Still got it! Lyle's still got the
touch!
reactionfun_06And they told me I was
washed uppause.pause.pause.pausepressButtonfun_06 reactionHa ha! Forget
it. Living in the past. Let it
go. Bygones, right? Right.
Anyway, enough. Let's go.
Let's talk. You.pause Me.pause Brass
tacks.pause The skinny.pause The sit.pause
Here it is. |
| reactionDidn't read it?pause DIDN'T READ
IT?pressButton reactionYou just here to waste my
time?pausefun_06 BUST MY CHOPS?!
reactionWheeeeeew!pausepressButton reactionNever mind.pause
We're calm.pause Lyle's calm.pausereaction
Lemme tell ya the deal. |
| reactionHey,pause wait,pause hold it.pause Me?pause
Scare ya?pressButton reactionHa ha! You're
having some fun with Lyle!pause
I'm a peach.pause No joke.pause Bang.
The letter? Not a problem.pause
No worries.pause None.pause Maybe
one.pause reactionNever mind. The deal?pause
Here it is. |
| Houses are work, right?pressButton
Sure! reactionGet furniture.pause Set it
here.pause Set it there.pause Move it
around.pause Worry some more.
reactionIf it don't look good, you
don't feel good.pause reactionBut how
do ya know when it's right?pause
Instinct?pause Luck?pause Bang?
reactionAnd that's where I come in.pressButton
reactionfun_06Did I say me? I meant we.pause
Us.pause This place.pause reactionThe colorHappy
Room Academycolor.fun_06
reactionWe show you how to make
rooms. Good rooms. Rooms
you can be proud of.pressButton
reactionHAPPY rooms. |
| Here's the deal. This
academy?pause Exclusive.pause
Members only.pause Very chic.pause
All that.
reactionBut you? Good people.
We like you. You should
join.pausereaction Come on. Join the
Happy Room Academy.fun_07
I'd love to join!
No, thanks. |
| fun_06pausereactionGood choice! Excellent!
Glad to hear it!pause See a bull,
take the horns, am I right?pressButton
reactionBANG!pressButton reactionAh ha ha ha!fun_06
reactionOK. Here's the deal. We're
gonna be checking out your
room.pause Looking at colors
and furniture and whatnot.
reactionAnd when we're done? We
give you a report. Tells ya
how to snazz up the joint.
reactionfun_06Not home?pause Out? pauseAbout?pause
reactionDoesn't matter. We let
ourselves in.pause We got keys.pause
Lots of 'em.pause Thousands.fun_06
reactionI see your face. You're
worried. Don't be.pause This
Academy?pause Legit.pause Above
board.pause Totally legit.
reactionOh, wait.pause There's more.pause
Themes. reactionWe got themes.
New ones. Each month.pause
Decided by me.
Right here? In the back?
There's a colormodel roomcolor.pause
Shows the theme. Gives
ya ideas. All that.
reactionYour room? Could be there.
Could be the model room.
If we like it? We'll pick it.pausereaction
Easy, right?pause Right.pause reactionBang! |
| pause.pause.pause.pausereactionWhat's that? Me? You
wanna know about me?pressButton
reactionYa ain't gonna bust my
chops or nothing, right?!
reactionYeah, well, OK. Sure. Meet
and greet. Why not?pressButton Me?pause
I'm colorLylecolor.pause Chairman of the
colorHappy Room Academycolor.color
fun_06reactioncolorThis wasn't always my job.pause
I used to be somebody.pause Big
shot.pause Important.pause But stuff
happens, yeah?pressButtonpausereaction Yeah...
reactionHa ha! Yeah. Enough about
old colorLylecolor.pause Welcome aboard,
colorstringcolor! You?pause Me?pause Us?pause
Together? pause.pause.pause.pausereactionThrilled.fun_06 |
| WHAT?!pressButton reactionWhoa, wait. Hold
it. Hold it now. Wait. You
and me? Misunderstanding.pausereaction
Lemme start over.
reactionThe Academy? Free.pause No
fees. No small print.
Nothing.pause Above board.pause All
legit.
reactionWe just want you to be
happy.pause When you're happy,
Lyle's happy.pausereaction Wanna see?pressButton
reactionAh ha ha ha ha! So happy!
reactionYeah, so whattya think?pressButton
Wanna join?pausereaction Come on. Do
it. Do it now.fun_07
Sounds great!
No, thanks. |
| fun_06pausepause.pause.pause.pausereactionOK, now you're just
fun_06BUSTIN' MY CHOPS!pause
Ab-pausesopause-lute-pausely fun_06BUSTIN'
these puppies!fun_06
reactionLook. This Academy?
Renowned. The world over.
Everyone loves it. Moms.pause
Dogs.pause Babies.pause All of 'em.
reactionOur research? Top'a the
line.pause Studied by eggheads.pause
Taught in college.
reactionYou think old Lyle's lying
to ya?pause No way! Nope!
Never! Nuh-uh. pauseLyle's gone
legit.
reactionWe got a contest. Sign
people up.pause First prize is a
watering can.pause Second is a
set of salad forks.
reactionThird prize is Lyle's fired.
reactionCome on. Do it for Lyle.pause
Do it for yourself.pause Do it for
the kids.pause Doesn't matter.
Don't care. Just do it.fun_07
Well...OK.
No way! |
| fun_06pause.pause.pause.pressButtonreactionOK. pauseOK.pause I getcha. Lyle
gets ya. No, no. No worries.pause
You're careful.pause Lyle likes
that.pause Lyle understands.
reactionListen, maybe you could go
home.pause Think it over.pause Ask a
friend.pause Sleep on it.pause That
kind of thing.
reactionChange your mind?pause I'll be
here. Got a cot in the back.pause
.pause.pause.pauseJust lemme know.
sizepause.pause.pause.sizepausereactionOld Lyle never shoulda taken this job. |
| Hey! You! Wait! It's you!pressButton
You came back! Oh, I KNEW
ya wouldn't let ol' Lyle
down!color
colorreactioncapitalizeLetterstring, welcome back
to thecolor Happy Room
Academycolor!
reactionSo. Your mind? Changed?
Gonna join? Gonna be a
member?colorpressButton reaction...C'mon, old Lyle
really needs this.colorfun_07
I'm gonna join!
Not today. |
| You?pressButtonreaction fun_06Oh.pause Great.pause You.pausepressButton
reactionWhat now?pause Gonna hassle
me?pause Gonna bust my chops
some more?
reactionGo ahead.pause Why not?pause Kick
old Lyle when he's down.pause
reactionEveryone else does.fun_06fun_07
I wanna join!
I'm not joining. |
| Huh?pause Customers?pause reactionGreat.pressButton
pause.pause.pause.A-HEM!pause reactionWelcome!
Welcome to the colorHappy
Room Academycolor!
reactionListen. Let's talk. You?
Me? We're gonnapause.pause.pause.reactionpause Hey!pause
It's you! It's string!
reactionAh ha ha!pause Old Lyle was
about to give ya the whole
song and dance! reactionpauseSo?
Let's talk. Whatcha need?fun_07
The model room.
My latest eval.
Letters.
Nothing. |
| Hey?pause You?pause Got a question?pause
reactionBang! Let's talk. What can
old Lyle help ya with
today?fun_07
The model room.
My latest evaluation.
Letters.
Nothing. |
| Anything else Lyle can
help ya with?fun_07
The model room.
My evaluation.
Letters.
Nothing. |
| That's it, huh? You sure?pause
reactionWell, colormodel roomcolor's in the
back. Take yer time.pressButton colorreactionLyle
ain't going nowheres... |
| pauseLetters? What? Our letters?
From the Academy?
reactionYeah. OK. Sure. Right.
Sure. We send you letters.pressButton
reactionWhat? What's wrong? You
want us to stop?fun_07
Please stop!
No, that's fine. |
| pauseWhat?pause What now?pause What is
it?pausereaction We sent letters. You
said no. We stopped. Easy,
right? Sure it is. Bang.
reactionYou change your mind?
Miss the letters? Want old
Lyle to send them again?fun_07
Yes, please!
No, that's fine. |
| pauseThat right?pressButton reactionOK. Sure. Fine.pause
reactionChange your mind?pause Lemme
know. |
| pauseOK. Sure. Sure. No worries.
The letters? Gone. Poof.
Bang. No more.
reactionBut hey.pause You get curious?pause
Wanna see your evaluation?pause
Come here. colorAcademy HQcolor.
We post 'em.
reactionOh, the letters?pause If ya miss
'em?pause Talk to Lyle.pause He can
start ya up again. |
| pauseNice! Good! Great! Bang!
The letters? All yours. We'll
send 'em again.
reactionChange your mind? Lemme
know! I can stop.pause Saves the
postage.pause Saves my chops. |
| Hey! Listen! capitalizeLetterstring!pressButtonreaction
Your room evaluation?
Starts next week. Better
get ready.
We do 'em every Sunday.pause
Curious?pause Wanna know how
ya did?pause reactionJust ask. |
| The room evaluation?pause
Yours? You wanna know
how it went?pause
reactionYeah, OK. Hold onpause.pause.pause.
OK.pause Score.pause Yours.pause Here it
is.pause Your latest evaluation
got you fun_03 points.
Huh?pause How's that?pause Ya
wanna know what the
evaluators said?pause Sure.
Lyle'll tell ya. Why not? |
| Uh-huh. Yep. There it is.
You want a better score?pause
Curious how to get one?pause
Try following that advice.pause
reactionBang. |
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| colorA home must involve both
the inner and outer spaces.pause
Why not begin by making
some living space? |
| colorThe first step can often
be the hardest.pause Try to
turn your space into
a happy space. |
| colorMore space means more
freedom.pause Build up to make
your house a place of
relaxation and ease. |
| colorPoints: fun_03. Your room
has a pleasant vibe.pause Some
people might even call it
cozy.
Keep striving for a room
that makes YOU happy. |
| colorWhen you have a second
floor,pause try using a single
theme in both spaces to
increase your score. |
| colorBasements are for more
than storage.pause Try to make
the entire house say "Me!" |
| colorYour home has many nice
things.pause Now is the time to
arrange them with your
own sense of style! |
| colorYour sense of style is both
unique and fun!pause Anyone
would be happy to live in
a house such as yours. |
| colorYour room breathes style
and excellence with equal
aplomb!pause Truly, you have
created the Perfect Room! |
| colorYou've secured the entire
fun_0Cfun_04 series!pause
Now your room truly feels
fun_0Cfun_04! |
| colorYou have almost the entire
fun_0Cfun_04 series!pause
Just one more step until
it's complete. |
| colorYour fun_0Cfun_04
furniture series is finally
complete.pause Now you need
the wallpaper and carpet! |
| colorYou have created a unified
fun_0Cfun_04 theme.pause
What eye! What talent!
What skill! |
| colorIt's hard to put together
an entire set, but your
results are completely
fabulous! |
| colorYou've gotten most of the
things you need for a
comfortable life.pause And you
still look so relaxed! |
| colorYou've established a great
harmony with the power of
your feng shui. Well done! |
| colorIt seems like you have a
deep interest in color
coordination.pause Well done! |
| colorThe whole atmosphere of
the room feels unified and
smart. It's wonderful! |
| colorAha! It seems that you are
building quite the collection!pause
Well done! |
| colorYou have some especially
unusual decorations, so
we're awarding you a
lucky bonus! |
| colorA messy room is a sad
room.pause And right now, your
room is very sad indeed. |
| colorWatch which way your
furniture is facing.pause It does
you no good to have things
pointed toward the walls! |
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| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that received the
highest evaluation scorecolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that had the best
feng shuicolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that had the most
"grown-up" feelcolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that was the
cutestcolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that was the most
avant-gardecolor. |
| reactionThis month's theme?pause Hold
on. Lemme see.pressButton reactionBang! It's
colorthe room that was the most
nostalgiccolor. |
| So. Themes. You know 'em,
right?pause We come up with
'em, then pick the room
that matches.pause Easy.pause Bang.
This month?pause reactionYou. Your
room. Big winner.pause Totally
true.pause reactionNice job.pause Remember,
Lyle loves ya. |
| So. Themes. You know 'em,
right?pause We come up with
'em, then pick the room
that matches.pause Easy.pause Bang.
reactionThis month's winner?pausereaction Kid
from colorfun_04color. Name's
colorfun_04color.pause Ya see fun_0C?pause
Tell fun_0C congrats. |
| So. Themes. You know 'em,
right?pause We come up with
'em, then pick the room
that matches.pause Easy.pause Bang.
reactionThis month's winner?pausereaction Kid
from colorfun_04color.pause Name's
colorfun_04color.pause Go out. Shake
a hand. |
| So, now? colorcapitalizeLetterstringcolor'scolor
colorroom.pause On display.pause In the
back.pause Take a look.pause Bang.
Happy rooms? Keep makin'
'em. Good luck.pressButton fun_06.pause.pause.pausereactionLyle's
trying to love this job!pause Look
at him dance!fun_06 |
| fun_06pause.pause.pause.pausereactionIdeas? You got some?pausereaction
Good.pause Great.pause Wonderful.pause
Bang.pausefun_06reaction Now go make some
happy rooms!
colorreactionLyle really hates this job. |
| So. Themes. Each month
we pick a new one. It's fun,
right? Sure it is. Sure.pause But
this month...
reactionfun_06.pause.pause.pauseNo rooms matched.pause None.pause
Zero.pause Zip.pause Nada.pause Ixnay.pausefun_06pressButton
reactionYou guys are bustin' Lyle's
chops here!
reactionAh, who is Lyle kiddin'?pause I
just ain't cut out for thispause.pause.pause.
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| All right. Let's do this. pausereactionThat
room?pause Nice.pause That furniture?pause
reactionReal nice.pause Lyle digs it.
So. Nice. We agree. What's
left? pauseOne word.pause reactionConsistency. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color?pause
reactionNice. pauseReal nice.pause Relaxed.pause
Refined.pause Fits the mood.
reactionIt's got style.pause Elegance. All
that.pause reactionYou dig?pause Good. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactionInnocent.pause Dreamy.pause Like one'a
them genius kids decided to
steal your cash and go
redecorate.
reactionLyle especially likes
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.pause Fits
the mood.pause Sets the scene.pausereaction
Bang. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06That room?pause Hip.pause Modern.pause
Nice.pause reactionAnd not like them kids
with the hats and the 8-tracks
and stuff.pause Classy.
fun_06Lyle especially digs
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.pressButtonreaction Wish
I had the scratch to get me
one'a those... |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactionIt's got good style. Refined.
Urbane. Classy. And Lyle's a
real big fan of that there
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.
reactionfun_06It's scratched?pause Well loved?pause
Antique?pausereaction No problem. Gives it
character.pressButton pause.pause.pause.pausereactionJust like ol' Lyle.fun_06 |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pause That
puppy is in JUST the right
place.pause I mean, reactionBANG, kid!pause
BANG!
reactionFolks say ya wanna put yellow
stuff in the west. Brings luck.
Gives ya money and whatnot.
reactionIt's feng shui.pause Don't ask Lyle.
He don't know.pause reactionBoss made
Lyle take a class, but he fell
asleep.
pause.pause.pause.reactionShoulda paid attention. Lyle
sure could use a bit'a that
coinpause.pause.pause. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pause That
puppy is in JUST the right
place.pause I mean, reactionBANG, kid!pause
BANG!
reactionYeah, that's smart. Puttin' red
stuff in the east?pause Helps ya
make decisions and whatnot.
reactionThat feng shui should help ya
at the ol' glueworks.pause Or with
the lottery. |
| So. Here's the thing. My first
thought? About the model
room? It's thispause.pause.pause.pause
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pause That
puppy is in JUST the right
place.pause I mean, reactionBANG, kid!pause
BANG!
reactionIt's green. That's why.pause Green.pause
You know 'bout green?pause Put it
in the south. Brings healing.
reactionMaybe ol' Lyle should take a
vacation in that room!pressButton fun_06pause.pause.pause.reactionIf the
boss ever gives me a day off!fun_06 |
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| And that furniture? Great.
Excellent. Top'a the line.
Ol' Lyle'd do most anything
for sticks like that.
reactionKid must've been plannin'
for colorHalloweencolor. Kinda early,
right?pause Sure it is. Sure. But
whatever.pause Lyle don't care.
fun_06Me?pause If I had nice furniture?pause
I'd put it on the lawnpause.pause.pause.pausereactionso
folks'd know Lyle made
the big time!fun_06 |
| reactionOh, and hey. That room?
Crazy! Cra-a-a-a-zy.pause It's like
one'a them colorHalloween colorparties
in there!
reactionNot for Lyle.pause No, sir.pause Uh-uh.pause
Halloween's creepy.pause Too
many clowns.pressButton .pause.pause.pausereactionOl' Lyle
hates clowns. |
| fun_08 |
| And that furniture?pause Nice.pause
Real nice.pause Grade-A.pressButton reactionLooks
like someone's gettin'
ready for the colorholidayscolor.pause
reactionKinda early, doncha think?!pressButton
pause.pause.pause.pausereactionAw, heck.pause Don't mind ol'
Lyle.pressButtonreaction Holidays just make
him a little sad. |
| reactionAnd that furniture? Hoo-ee!
Yeah, Lyle saw it. Like one'a
them colorholiday colorparties in there!
reactionMe?pause Nah.pause Lyle's got no
holiday plans.pause Probably go
home. Drink some nog. Bust
some chops.pausereaction Ya know. |
| fun_08 |
| And hey. That furniture?
In the model room?pressButton reactionNice.pause
reactionSomeone busted hump at
that colorHarvest Festivalcolor.
reactionNot really Lyle's taste.pause Not
that you care. Buncha
turkeys?pause Feathers and
junk?pause What the hey, right?
reactionAw, don't worry 'bout Lyle,
kid.pause He's got a crate for a
bed.pressButtonreaction Just jealous, is all. |
| Oh. Wait. The furniture?pause In
that room?pause reactionNice. Real nice.pause
Got it from the colorHarvest
Festivalcolor, right?pause Sure.
reactionGood time'a year for it.
Autumn.pause Gettin' cold.pause
Leaves divin' off the trees
and whatnot. |
| fun_08 |
| Oh. Yeah. Wait.pause Check that
furniture.pause The eggs?pause Saw it.
Logged it.pause Loved it.
reactionSomeone spent a piece in
the coal mine on colorBunny
Daycolor, am I right?pause Sure I am.pressButton
reactionBang!pressButton reactionHa ha, Lyle got ya!
reactionAnd don't let no one tell ya
it's the wrong season!pressButtonreaction
Eggs are fun.pause All the time.pause
Even in winter. |
| reactionOh.pause Hey?pause That furniture?pause
Bang, kid.pause Bang.pausereaction Like a
colorBunny Day colorparty in the
house or whatever.
That much bric-a-brac?pause
Matchin' like that?pause Feels
nice.pause Feels special.pause reactionLyle
digs it. |
| Oh.pause Hey.pause Wait.pause Let's talk
about furniture.pause The model
room?pressButton That's some high-
class sticks right there!
reactionAll the Gracie furniture?pause In
one room?pause Never seen it.pause
Old Lyle especially liked
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.
Gettin' all that together?pause
Lotsa time.pause Lotsa scratch.pressButton
reactionLyle's feelin' mighty
jealous right about now. |
| And hey. That furniture?pause
Nice.pause Real nice.pause Heck,
someone got the whole
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color series.
reactionKinda like it was made for
that room, am I right?pause Sure
I am.pause Sure. pauseThat's some
nice work right there. |
| Oh.pause Hey.pause That furniture? pause
Nice. Real nice.pause Someone's
workin' hard on the ol'
fun_0Ccolorfun_04 colorseries.
reactionNot complete, though.pause One
thing missin'.pause Lyle can't
quite put his paw on itpause.pause.pause. |
| Bang!pause Wait!pause Hey!pause Furniture.
Let's chat.pressButton reactionSomeone's goin'
for the fun_0Ccolorfun_04color
series right there.
reactionfun_06Well, they missed the
carpet and wallpaper!pressButton
reactionpause.pause.pause.pausepressButton
reactionpause.pause.pause.pausefun_06
reactionAw, sorry 'bout that.pause These
are lean times for Lyle.pause
He gets a bit punchy. |
| And hey.pause That furniture?pause
Got a theme goin'. Kind of
colorfun_04color, am I
right?pause Sure I am. Sure.
Lyle loves themes. His
place has a theme.pause reactionWanna
know what it is?pressButton
pause.pause.pause.pausereactionFlat busted!pause
reactionAw, sorry.pause Lyle shouldn't
saddle ya with his problems
and junk. |
| Wait. Let's talk. You? Me?
The room? The stuff?
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color?!
reactionNow, Lyle's not a man to
pry, but he's gotta knowpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionfun_06WHERE'D THEY GET THAT
PUPPY?!
reactionLyle's been BUSTIN' HIS
CHOPS trying to find
him colorfun_04color!
reactionThat piece?pause Won a prize.pause
colorThecolor colorHappy Room Academy
Award for Outstanding
Achievement in Furniture.color
reactionYou get one'a those?pause We
give ya bonus points out
the wazoo.pause There's a tip
from Lyle to you. |
| Nice. pauseNice job.pause.pause.pause reactionHuh?pause
What's Lyle talkin' about?pausepressButton
reactionFurniture.pause Series.pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color.
reactionSomeone went and got
themselves a complete
series!pause Really brings the
room together. |
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| Hey.pause Also.pause Color.pause Let's talk
about it.pause That room? Nice.pause
Color matches. pauseUniform.pause
Classy.
reactionLyle likes it when stuff's
one color.pause Makes it easy on
the peepers. |
| Wait.pause Hey.pause That room?pause It's
got a theme going.pause
fun_0CcapitalizeLettercolorfun_04color, right?pause
Sure it is. Sure.
reactionIt's even got carpet and
wallpaper.pause Nice touch.pause Lyle
digs it.pause Reminds Lyle of
his old place. |
| Hey.pause That room?pause That
furniture?pressButton reactionNice.pause Real nice.pause
Someone got a good set'a
sticks there, kid.
reactionThe theme?pause Simple.pause Real
simple.pausereaction But that's OK.
Lyle's a simple guy.
reactionfun_06It's almost like Lyle was
back at his parents' home.pressButton
pause.pause.pause.reactionBefore everything went
to pot.fun_06 |
| Oh. Hey. That room?pause Full'a
instruments.pause Guitars.pause
Banjos. Drums. Horns.
Accordions. Whatnot.
reactionfun_06Someone startin' a band?pause
Lyle used to sing in a band!pause
reactionOl' Lyle and the Bangs!pause
reactionGood times.fun_06 |
| fun_06Oh.pause Wait.pause That place?pause
Full'a plants.pause Lots.pause Tons.pause
Thousands.pause Not that many.pause
But a lot.fun_06
reactionLyle likes plants.pause Helps him
relax.pausereaction Maybe he oughta quit
this racket and go plant a
garden. |
| Hey.pause Wait.pause Guess what?pause
That room?pause Full of art.pause
You probably knew that.pause
You can see.
reactionNice stuff.pause Nice paintings.pause
reactionLyle wanted to be an artist
once.pause Couldn't cut it.pressButton
reactionAllergic to paint. |
| Hey.pause That room?pause Full of
models.pause Good ones. High
quality. Grade-A. Top'a the
line.pause reactionLyle approves.
Must've cost fair coin for
all them models.pausereaction Lyle
knows. Lyle used to collect
models.pause Back in the day.
reactionHad to sell 'em all when
the business went under... |
| Hey.pause Look.pause That room?pause
Full'a dolls.pause reactionNo joke. No
jive. No flimflam.pause Dolls.pause
Lots of 'em.pause Tons.
reactionfun_06Ol' Lyle don't like dolls.pause
No sir.pause Creepy.pause Beady eyes.pause
Little hands. pauseFake hair.pause
Fake smiles. pausePointy teeth.
reactionThe dolls?pause Them?pause Might
come alive.pause Can't outrun a
doll.pause Then what?pressButton pause.pause.pause.pausereactionBANG!pausepressButton
reactionpauseDoll food.fun_06 |
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| reactionHey. Look. Listen.pause We need
to talk.pause You and me.pause 'Bout
that room.pause There's a
problem.pause reactionWanna hear it?
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04 colorback
there?color colorYeah. Layin' around.pause
All over.pause Big mess.pause Place
looks like a junkyard. |
| reactionHey. Look. Listen.pause We need
to talk.pause You and me.pause 'Bout
that room.pause There's a
problem.pause reactionWanna hear it?
reactioncapitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color back
there?pause Facin' the wall!pause The
WALL!pause For the love'a clams!
That really busts my chops!
reactionListen. Don't be like that.
Your stuff?pause Turn it around.pause
Come on. Get with the
program. |
| Oh. Wait. Listen.pause Here's the
thing.pause We gotta talk.pause About
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color back
there. Yeah.
reactionThat furniture?pause Don't really
match.pause Some from here.pause
Some from there.pause Ya get
what Lyle's sayin'?
reactionBut hey. Maybe that's the
plan. Lyle don't know.pause Do
what makes ya happy,
I guess. |
| Oh. Yeah. Wait. Let's talk.pause
reactionThe layout? Of that room?pause
reactionKinda weird.pause Lyle's just
sayin', is all.
Simple, right?pause Clean? Pure?
All that noise?pause Yeah, Lyle
gets it. Lyle likes clean.pressButton
reactioncolorpause.pause.pause.pauseReminds him of the clink. |
| Oh. Hey. Gimme a sec. Let
ol' Lyle bend yer ear.pressButton reactionThat
room?pause That layout?pause reactionNice.
Lyle's a big fan.
reactionYa got furniture.pause Ya got the
room.pause reactionAnd ya got both
workin' like a charm! |
| Hey. Here's the thing. That
place?pause reactionFull'a stuff.pause Lotsa
stuff.pause Maybe too much.pause
Maybe not.reaction Lyle can't say.
reactionBut it's packed.pause Crammed.pause
Bustin' at the seams.pressButton reactionKinda
like my chops. |
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| What else? What else?pause Oh,
yeah. The colorsnowmancolor.pressButton Nice
piece. Nice.pause Made me
think'a my daughters.
reactionWhen they were small?pause
Little ones?pause Loved the
snow.pause Loved it.pause Used to ask
Daddy to push 'em around.
fun_06reactionBut now?pause pause.pause.pause.pausereactionYeah.pause We don't
do that so much anymore.fun_06
reactionYa spend yer winters in
the hoosegow?pause Snow ain't
pretty no more! |
| What else? .pause.pause.pausepressButtonreactionBang!pause Sure!
The colorbirthday cakecolor!pressButton reactionNice
touch. reactionMade me think'a my
last birthday.
reactionThe boys made me a cake
outta what we had around.pause
Used a match for a candle.
reactionWish we woulda had a file
to bake in there... |
| Oh. Right. That colorportraitcolor?pressButton
Nice snap.pause Nice.pause Made me
think'a the last picture
I ever took.
reactionWore a nice suit.pause Good tie.pause
Fine shoes.pause One shot from
the front and one from the
side.
reactionWanna see it? Try the post
office.pause Might still be
hanging there. |
| fun_08 |
| Oh. Wait. Also? Let's talk.
That colorBig Festive Treecolor?pressButton
reactionIt's fun. Lyle digs it. Outta
season, but what the hey?
reactionMaybe Lyle will get himself
a tree this year.pause Pop some
corn.pause Call the kids.pause Kiss
the wife.pausereaction Bang! |
| Oh. Wait. Also? Let's talk.
That colorBig Festive Treecolor?pressButton
reactionIt's fun. Lyle digs it.pause
Winter, right?pause Bang.
reactionBeen a while since ol' Lyle
got a present.pause Long time.pause
Years.pausepressButton reactionCouldn't get 'em
where I was...
reactionBut this year?pause Got one.pause
From the wife.pause Just like
the old days.pressButton reactionIt gives Lyle
hope, ya know? |
| fun_08 |
| Wait. Ya know what else?
colorChocolatescolor.pause There's some
in that room.pressButton reactionOl' Lyle loves
him some chocolate.
reactionGot whatcha might call a
sweet tooth.pause Not teeth.pause
Tooth.pause Just one.pause reactionMy other
teeth like clams. |
| Wait. Ya know what else?
colorChocolatescolor.pause There's some
in that room.pressButton reactionOl' Lyle
loves him some chocolate.
reactionLyle's daughter gave him
some chocolate.pause On
colorValentine's Daycolor.pause Last one.pause
reactionRight after I got out...
reactionfun_06Kids.pause Grow up fast, huh?pause
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseSniff.pressButtonreactionpause Aw, now Lyle's
cryin'!pause Lyle hates cryin'!fun_06 |
| fun_08 |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactionOl' Lyle loves him some
colorHalloweencolor colorfurniture!
Feels like fall.pause reactionEven if it's
not.pause And it isn't.pause reactionNot fall
yet.pause Too early.pause Or late.pause
Or something.
reactionBut Lyle digs it anyway! |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactionOl' Lyle loves him some
colorHalloweencolor colorfurniture!
It's like someone brought
fall into the room and
whatnot. |
| fun_08 |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color.pressButtonreaction
That?pause colorHolidaycolor colortheme.pause Right
now?pause reactionNot the holidays!
reactionAw, never mind, kid.pause Lyle
didn't mean nothing by it.pausereaction It
looks real nice in there. |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color.pressButton
reactioncolorHolidaycolor colorfurniture?pause Nice.
Nice touch.pause Lyle approves.
Like bringin' winter into yer
room.pause reactionBut without the cold.pause
And the ice.pause And the snow.pause
And the whatnot. |
| fun_08 |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactioncolorHarvest Festivalcolor, right?
Sure it is. Sure.
reactionOutta season? That's OK.
Use it anyway.pause Looks nice.pause
Looks good.pause Classes up
the joint. |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactionOl' Lyle loves himself some
colorHarvest Festivalcolor colorfurniture!
reactionWhy?pause Dunno.pause reactionSomethin'
about it, I guess.pressButton reactionTurkeys
just crack ol' Lyle up! |
| fun_08 |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButtonreaction
colorBunny Daycolor, right? Yeah,
Lyle understands.
But right now? Is it colorBunny
Daycolor?pause Nope.pause Not even close.pause
Doesn't matter.pause reactionEveryone
loves bunnies. |
| What else? What else? reactionOh!pause
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
colorBunny Daycolor, right? Sure it
is. Sure.
reactionLooks good.pause Adds charm.pause
Makes the house feel like
an egg carton or whatnot.pausereaction
Lyle appreciates that. |
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| Oh. Hey. Wait. Lyle almost
forgot.pressButton reactionThose colorclothescolor. They
got left out. Used for
decorations.
reactionYa think they forget to put
'em away?pause Ran outta closet
space?pause Felt like bein' lazy?pause
Bang?
reactionAh ha ha! Lyle got ya! Look
at your face!pressButtonreaction No.pause Wait.pause
Seriously.pause The colorclothescolor?pause
They look nice there. |
| Oh. Hey. Wait. Hold it.
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color?pressButton
Nice.pause Very nice.pause Academy
loved it. Totally. Bang.
reactionBut hey. That piece?pause Kinda
weird.pause Odd.pause Unusual.pause Bit
hard to score, if ya know
what I mean.
reactionBut what the hey, right?pause
Who cares what a buncha
eggheads think. |
| Hey. Lyle near forgot.pause That's
one heckuv'n coloraquarium colorin
there.pause Am I right?pause Sure.
reactionYa see it?pause Ya stare.pause Can't
stop.pause Can't look away.pause
Hypnotic.pause Like one'a them
guys with the gold watch.
reactionLyle's scared of the water.pause
Bad things down there.pause
Really bad things. |
| Oh! Check it out!pause Looks like
someone got themselves
colorfun_04color!pressButton reactionAw,
Lyle LOVES gyroids!pause
It's that sound.pause reactionClick. Click.
Whrrr. Click. Boop. Beep.
Bop. Clicky. Clacky. Clunk.
Bap. Bip. Boop.
reactionBANG!pressButton reactionAh ha ha ha ha!
Ol' Lyle's gotta get himself
a gyroid! |
| Oh! Hey! I near forgot!
capitalizeLetterfun_0Ccolorfun_04color!pressButton
reactionHeck, that room's got a
BUNCHA gyroids, right?
reactionAin't nothin' in the world
better'n a gyroid.pause Makes
Lyle happy as a pig in slop!
Fact is?pause Lyle's so happy,
he's gonna get to dancin'!pressButton
reactionGo, Lyle, go!pause Cut some rug!pause
Bang, baby!pause Bang! |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
That fossil?pause Saw it. Logged
it. Loved it.pause Kinda scary?
pauseSure. But nice.
reactionFossils creep Lyle out.pause He
used to dig 'em up.pause In the
yard.pause Not the backyard.pause
The other yard.pause Forget it.
reactionAnyway, you like 'em,
right?pause Sure ya do. Sure.pause
reactionGood luck with that. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those fossils?pause Saw 'em.
Logged 'em. Loved 'em.pause
Kinda scary.pause Sure. But nice.
Buncha different ones all
hanging around?pause Kinda
scary.pause reactionOl' Lyle don't want
fossils in his house, no sir!
reactionBut hey.pause That collection?pause
Pretty nice.reactionpause Lyle approves.pause
reactionJust keep 'em away from
me! |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
colorMusical instrumentscolor. All
over the place.pressButton reactionSomeone
tryin' to start a band?
reactionAw, Lyle's just yankin' your
chain.pause Me?pause Ignore.pause Can't
play a note.pause Tone deaf.pause
Can't even play the kazoo. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those colorplantscolor? Nice. Not too
many. Not too few. Just
right.
reactionLyle owned a plant once.pause
Watered it.pause Fed it.pause Talked
to it.pause Died anyway.pressButton
reactionStupid plants. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
reactioncolorPaintingscolor.pause Those.pause Got a
few.pause Someone's a big art
fan, eh?
reactionLyle got into art once.
Couple'a nice pieces.pause Took
'em off a guy for a song...pressButton
reactionBest not to talk about it. |
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| fun_06Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
That room's got colorlampscolor.pause
Lots.pause What's the deal?pause
Startin' a moth collection?
reactionAh ha ha ha! Moths?pause Get it?pause
'Cause of all the lamps?pause
And mothspause.pause.pause.pause Never mind.pressButton
reactionNice lamps anyway.fun_06 |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
The colorclockscolor. In the room.
What's with that? Someone
can't wake up?
fun_06reactionLyle got used to not havin'
a clock where he was.pause reactionBut
now?pause The wife?pause reactionWakes me
every morning.
pause.pause.pause.Truth?pressButtonreaction It ain't half bad.fun_06 |
| reactionOh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButtonreaction
Those colorchairscolor.pause How many
are in there?pause Fifty?pause
A million?pause Lotsa chairs.
reactionMust have a ton of friends.pause
That it?pause reactionMust be nice.pressButton reactionOl'
Lyle wouldn't mind a few
friends. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those colordresserscolor. reactionWhat's up
with that?
reactionLooks like the room for
one'a them folks what has
to organize socks by color. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those colorstereoscolor.pause How many
are in there?pause Tons, right?pause
Sure. Sure.
reactionListen.pause Lyle?pause Not a man to
judge.pause Not gonna say one
way or the other.pause reactionBut
advice?pause Free.pause Here it is...
reactionGet 'em outta the house
before the heat comes! |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
Those colorTV'scolor. What's up with
that? Someone got one'a
them art projects goin' on?
reactionLyle ain't into modern
art!pause Buncha colors and
lights!pause Makes no sense!pause
reactionfun_06BUSTS MY CHOPS!!
reactionHey, but no worries, right?pause
Sure, sure. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
That room. Those colorbedscolor.
Lots. What's the deal?
reactionOl' Lyle used to have a
buncha beds.pressButton reactionThen he just
had one!pressButton reactionNow he's tryin' to
build back up.
reactionBut good for this room,
anyway.pause Nice to see a kid
keepin' the dream alive. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
reactionThere's a buncha fish
or bugs or whatever in that
room,pause right? reactionSure.pause Bang.
reactionLyle used to enjoy a day
down at the ol' fishin' hole.pressButton
reactionNow he's lucky if he can
sneak an hour at lunch. |
| Oh. Hey. Lyle near forgot.pressButton
reactionThere's a buncha fish
or bugs or whatever in that
room,pause right? reactionSure.pause Bang.
reactionLyle used to enjoy a day
down at the ol' fishin' hole.pressButton
reactionNow he's lucky if he can
sneak an hour at lunch. |
