Script: [Cranky] npc_6_KO / KO_FreeA_Clothes

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You sure get into that
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color of
yours,color colorpausedon't ya?

reactionI hope you've been taking
good care of it.pause You know,pause
hosing it down and
whatnot?
reactionIf you're gonna make it a
staple of your wardrobe,pause
you can't neglect it,pause you
know,pause string?

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Are you wearing that same
colorfun_0Cfun_04color of
yours again? pausereactionD'you think
maybe it's time to retire it?
reactionI'm just saying, pauseI've been
seeing you in it a lot lately,pause
and the fashionistas are
starting to talk...
reactionAhh, don't listen to me.pause I'm
just jealous because the
only hat I've got is the
straw one I wear gardening.
reactionYeah,pause if I could pull off a
snazzy hat like that, pauseI'd
probably wear it all the
time,pause too,pause string.

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Wow, pausestring, pauseis that
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color your
favorite accessory or
something, pausestring?
reactionYou were wearing that the
last time we talked,pause
weren't ya? pausereactionNothin' wrong
with that, pauseI guess,pause but...

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reactionCan't say I'm surprised to
see you wearing that same
fun_0Ccolorfun_04 colorof
yours, string.
reactionI'm not crazy, right? pauseYou
wear that outfit a lot,pause
don't ya?

reactionNot that I'm trying to make
fun of ya.pause It's nice to meet
a gender who knows what
gender likes, pausestring.

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fun_08

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What's with the winter
wear, pal?pause reactionYou may not
have noticed,pause but spring
has already sprung.
reactionWith the weather finally
shaping up, pauseyou might want
to take that off and cool
down a bit,pause string.

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Tell me, pausestring...pressButton reactionIsn't
that fun_0Ccolorfun_04 colora
littlepause stifling, pausemaybe?

reactionIt's the middle of summer!pause
What do you need that for?pause
reactionYou hiding something?pause You
can tell me, pausestring.

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Umm, pauselisten, palpause.pause.pause.pause Don't
you think it's a little early
in the year for that
colorfun_0Cfun_04color?
reactionNow, I know you young
folks have to wear the
trendiest stuff, pausebut try not
to roast yourself doing it!

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Boy,pause you sure look toasty in
that fun_0Ccolorfun_04
coloryou got on.

reactionIt's probably about time I
stopped playing tough guy
and dusted off my winter
gear, too, string.
reactionfun_06pause.pause.pause.pauseAh-AH-CHOO!

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reactionI know you're all warm-
blooded and everything,pause
but colorfun_04 colorin
this cold? Are you nuts?
reactionNow,pause I don't mean to
criticize all your young, hip
fashion trends, pausereactionbut you'll
catch a cold!color
colorreactionSacrificing your health for
the sake of fashion. pauseWhat is
the world coming to,pause
string?

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Oh, wowpause.pause.pause.pauseI haven't seen
colorfun_04 colorlike
that in ages. pauseThat really
takes me back...
reactionWhen I was younger,pause there
was a traveling singer who
would come to townpause
dressed like you are.
reactionThe guy'd roam the
country with nothing but
the guitar on his back and
his fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.
reactionHe was about the coolest
thing I'd ever seen,pause back in
the day, pausestring!

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That fun_0Ccolorfun_04
coloryou're sporting's kindapause.pause.pause.pause
unsettling.

reactionWhere you headed?pause You
going off to a fight or
something, pausestring?

reactionHey,pause if you need me,pause I've
got your back, pal.pause I'll just
stop at home to grab my
own fun_0Ccolorfun_04color!

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Something's different
about you... pressButtonreactionWait, pausewhen did
you go off and sprout
facial hair?
reactionThat's a real nice
fun_0Ccolorfun_04 coloryou're
working on there!fun_08

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Good to see you've finally
grown a good 'stache.pause
Congrats, son. pausereactionToday you
are a man, pausestring.

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Huh. pauseI've heard of girls
going for the "mountain
man" look, pausebut I hadn't
actually seen it in person.
reactionIt's,pause uh, pauseeverything I
thought it would be,pause
string.

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fun_08

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reactionUgh.pause Do I want to know
what you're doing wearing
colorfun_04 colorfirst
thing in the morning?
reactionIt's too early for junk like
this. pauseCome back when I've
had my morning cup of
fun_0Cfun_04.

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Just so you know,pause I
wouldn't go walking into
any stores in that getup, if
I were you.
reactionIf security guys think
you're a robber and try to
tackle you,pause don't come
cryin' to me, pausestring.

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reactionSweet monkey of mercy!pause
You scared the daylights
out of me! pausereactionWhat is that on
your head, pausestring?!
capitalizeLettercolorfun_04color? pauseWhy
are you wandering around
in colorfun_04color? pauseIs
there a costume party?

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reactionfun_06sizeWAAAHHHH!fun_06size
reactionDon't DO that!pause What are
you thinking, pausegoing around in
colorfun_04 colorin the
middle of the night?!
reactionYou practically scared me out
of my skin,pause string!

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fun_08

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I'm not sure how to bring
this up, pausebutpause.pause.pause.pauseyou are
gettin' your three squares a
day, pauseright, pausestring?
reactionNot to pry, pausebut you wear
colorfun_04 colorand
live in that tiny house, pauseand I
worry sometimes.

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Look, pauseI know it can be hard
to make ends meet when
you've got a big loan to pay
off,pause but you gotta clean up.
reactionI just don't want people to
laugh at you when they see
that fun_0Ccolorfun_04color,pause
string.

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I know it's your "signature
look" or whatever, pausebut I
think it's about time to give
up the crazy outfits.
reactionYou're living in a big house
now, pauseso throw out the
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color and
dress like it, pausestring.

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It just doesn't make sense.pause
You can't live in your
mansion-house and wear
shabbier clothes than I do.
reactionIt is officially time to throw
out the fun_0Ccolorfun_04
colorand dress like the big shot
you are, pausestring!

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OK, pausethis is just weird. pauseYou
live in stately Moneybags
Manor but dress in that
ratty colorfun_0Cfun_04color.
reactionWhat am I missing? pauseAre rich
people just obligated to be
"eccentric"? pausereactionI don't get
your hobbies, pausestring.

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fun_08

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Er,pause nice fun_0Ccolorfun_04
colorthere, pauseMr. Life o' Luxury!


reactionYou do know you're not in
your living room, pauseright,pause
string?

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Uh, pausestring, pauseyou do
know there isn't a spa
around here, pauseright?

capitalizeLettercolorfun_04 coloris
really meant for around the
house, pausestring!

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fun_08

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pause.pause.pause.pauseHmm?pressButton
reactionHey, did you just laugh at
me? pauseI coulda sworn I just
heard an "Eee hee hee!"
reactionNo?pause All in my head, pauseyou
say?pressButton reactionpauseWell, pauseif you say so...


reactionI know it's not your
problem,pause but that thing
you're wearing on your
head makes me nervous.
reactionIt's hard to explain, pausebut
looking at it makes me feel
likepause.pause.pause.pauselike I can't say "no"
to you...
reactionGaaah!pause This doesn't feel
right at all! pauseI gotta go,
string!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseHmm?pressButton
reactionHey, did you just laugh at
me? pauseI coulda sworn I just
heard an "Eee hee hee!"
reactionNo?pause All in my head, pauseyou
say?pressButton reactionpauseWell, pauseif you say so...


reactionInteresting hat you're
wearing. pausereactionIs it supposed to
mean something,pause
string?

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pauseClothes or accessories,pause it's
all the same.pause If you wear
the same item every day, it
wears out faster.
reactionIf you start with the same
pitcher every game, pausehe
throws out his shoulder
before long,pause y'know?

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Yep,pause nobody wears
colorfun_04 colorlike
you, pausestring.

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Now every time I see
colorfun_04color, pauseI think
of you, pausestring.

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fun_08

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Actually, pauseI really like the
way you find clothes you
like and stick with 'em.

reactionGuys who change their
clothes every five minutes
seem somehow less manly
to me, pausestring.

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Actually, pauseI really like the
way you find clothes you
like and stick with 'em,pause
string.
reactionIt's nice to see a girl
rejecting the stereotypes
and not changing her outfit
every other minute.

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I'm a practical guy.pause I don't
care about decorations or
colorpause.pause.pause.pause reactionBut fabrics are
another matter entirely!
reactionYou gotta wear something
that works with the season.pause
Clothes are nature's
thermostat,pause string.

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It doesn't matter how cool
the coat looks,pause it's all
about how warm it keeps
you, pausestring.
reactionBut look who I'm talking to!pause
You obviously know this
better than most people,pause
string.

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I wonder where that
musician is today,pause
string...

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fun_08

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I'll go just about anywhere
except a clearance sale at
colorGracieGracecolor.pause Those are REAL
war zones,pause string.
reactionBring colorfun_04 colorto
one of those if you like,pause but
it won't save you.pause reactionNothing
can help you there.

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The only place I will never
go again is a clearance sale
at colorGracieGracecolor.

reactionpauseIt may look like a store
from the outside, pausebut on
the inside it's a battlefield,pause
string.

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Mark these words--pausethe
mustache makes the man,pause
string.

reactionWith the right mustache,pause
you can be anyone you
want, pausestring.

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You know,pause I'm all for
equality between girls and
boys and such,pause
string...
reactionBut I really thought
mustaches were just
understood to be a "boys
only" sort of thing...

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Ugh.pause Go away until I get my
fun_0Cfun_04,pause
string.

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I never thought I'd see you
in colorfun_04color. pauseI
almost laughedpause.pause.pause.pausealmost.
pausecapitalizeLetterstring.

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Seriously, what's with the
getup? pauseAre you playing a
prank on someone?pause
string, maybe?

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I'm sending you a bill for
the new heart I need, pausenow
that this one's stopped,pause
string.

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Listen, pal.pause Try to keep the
needy-orphan look to a
minimum,pause would ya,pause
string?

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So, now that you're making
some money, pausetry to keep the
needy-orphan look to a
minimum, pausestring.

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I know you've got some
other clothes hidden
around in that house. pausereactionTry
the servants' quarters.
capitalizeLettercolorfun_04colorpause.pause.pause.pause You
come up with some weird
ways to entertain yourself,pause
string.

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There are some kinds of
luxury that are justpause.pause.pause.pausetoo
luxurious for outside the
house, pausestring.

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All right, pausesomebody
definitely just laughed!pause
How did you not hear that
"Eee hee hee" just now?!

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You sure get into that
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color of
yours,color colorpausedon't ya?

reactionI hope you've been taking
good care of it.pause You know,pause
hosing it down and
whatnot?
reactionIf you're gonna make it a
staple of your wardrobe,pause
you can't neglect it,pause you
know,pause string?

2

Are you wearing that same
colorfun_0Cfun_04color of
yours again? pausereactionD'you think
maybe it's time to retire it?
reactionI'm just saying, pauseI've been
seeing you in it a lot lately,pause
and the fashionistas are
starting to talk...
reactionAhh, don't listen to me.pause I'm
just jealous because the
only hat I've got is the
straw one I wear gardening.
reactionYeah,pause if I could pull off a
snazzy hat like that, pauseI'd
probably wear it all the
time,pause too,pause string.

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Wow, pausestring, pauseis that
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color your
favorite accessory or
something, pausestring?
reactionYou were wearing that the
last time we talked,pause
weren't ya? pausereactionNothin' wrong
with that, pauseI guess,pause but...

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reactionCan't say I'm surprised to
see you wearing that same
fun_0Ccolorfun_04 colorof
yours, string.
reactionI'm not crazy, right? pauseYou
wear that outfit a lot,pause
don't ya?

reactionNot that I'm trying to make
fun of ya.pause It's nice to meet
a gender who knows what
gender likes, pausestring.

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fun_08

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What's with the winter
wear, pal?pause reactionYou may not
have noticed,pause but spring
has already sprung.
reactionWith the weather finally
shaping up, pauseyou might want
to take that off and cool
down a bit,pause string.

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Tell me, pausestring...pressButton reactionIsn't
that fun_0Ccolorfun_04 colora
littlepause stifling, pausemaybe?

reactionIt's the middle of summer!pause
What do you need that for?pause
reactionYou hiding something?pause You
can tell me, pausestring.

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Umm, pauselisten, palpause.pause.pause.pause Don't
you think it's a little early
in the year for that
colorfun_0Cfun_04color?
reactionNow, I know you young
folks have to wear the
trendiest stuff, pausebut try not
to roast yourself doing it!

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Boy,pause you sure look toasty in
that fun_0Ccolorfun_04
coloryou got on.

reactionIt's probably about time I
stopped playing tough guy
and dusted off my winter
gear, too, string.
reactionfun_06pause.pause.pause.pauseAh-AH-CHOO!

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reactionI know you're all warm-
blooded and everything,pause
but colorfun_04 colorin
this cold? Are you nuts?
reactionNow,pause I don't mean to
criticize all your young, hip
fashion trends, pausereactionbut you'll
catch a cold!color
colorreactionSacrificing your health for
the sake of fashion. pauseWhat is
the world coming to,pause
string?

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Oh, wowpause.pause.pause.pauseI haven't seen
colorfun_04 colorlike
that in ages. pauseThat really
takes me back...
reactionWhen I was younger,pause there
was a traveling singer who
would come to townpause
dressed like you are.
reactionThe guy'd roam the
country with nothing but
the guitar on his back and
his fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.
reactionHe was about the coolest
thing I'd ever seen,pause back in
the day, pausestring!

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That fun_0Ccolorfun_04
coloryou're sporting's kindapause.pause.pause.pause
unsettling.

reactionWhere you headed?pause You
going off to a fight or
something, pausestring?

reactionHey,pause if you need me,pause I've
got your back, pal.pause I'll just
stop at home to grab my
own fun_0Ccolorfun_04color!

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Something's different
about you... pressButtonreactionWait, pausewhen did
you go off and sprout
facial hair?
reactionThat's a real nice
fun_0Ccolorfun_04 coloryou're
working on there!fun_08

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Good to see you've finally
grown a good 'stache.pause
Congrats, son. pausereactionToday you
are a man, pausestring.

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Huh. pauseI've heard of girls
going for the "mountain
man" look, pausebut I hadn't
actually seen it in person.
reactionIt's,pause uh, pauseeverything I
thought it would be,pause
string.

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fun_08

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reactionUgh.pause Do I want to know
what you're doing wearing
colorfun_04 colorfirst
thing in the morning?
reactionIt's too early for junk like
this. pauseCome back when I've
had my morning cup of
fun_0Cfun_04.

25

Just so you know,pause I
wouldn't go walking into
any stores in that getup, if
I were you.
reactionIf security guys think
you're a robber and try to
tackle you,pause don't come
cryin' to me, pausestring.

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reactionSweet monkey of mercy!pause
You scared the daylights
out of me! pausereactionWhat is that on
your head, pausestring?!
capitalizeLettercolorfun_04color? pauseWhy
are you wandering around
in colorfun_04color? pauseIs
there a costume party?

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reactionfun_06sizeWAAAHHHH!fun_06size
reactionDon't DO that!pause What are
you thinking, pausegoing around in
colorfun_04 colorin the
middle of the night?!
reactionYou practically scared me out
of my skin,pause string!

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fun_08

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I'm not sure how to bring
this up, pausebutpause.pause.pause.pauseyou are
gettin' your three squares a
day, pauseright, pausestring?
reactionNot to pry, pausebut you wear
colorfun_04 colorand
live in that tiny house, pauseand I
worry sometimes.

32

Look, pauseI know it can be hard
to make ends meet when
you've got a big loan to pay
off,pause but you gotta clean up.
reactionI just don't want people to
laugh at you when they see
that fun_0Ccolorfun_04color,pause
string.

33

I know it's your "signature
look" or whatever, pausebut I
think it's about time to give
up the crazy outfits.
reactionYou're living in a big house
now, pauseso throw out the
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color and
dress like it, pausestring.

34

It just doesn't make sense.pause
You can't live in your
mansion-house and wear
shabbier clothes than I do.
reactionIt is officially time to throw
out the fun_0Ccolorfun_04
colorand dress like the big shot
you are, pausestring!

35

OK, pausethis is just weird. pauseYou
live in stately Moneybags
Manor but dress in that
ratty colorfun_0Cfun_04color.
reactionWhat am I missing? pauseAre rich
people just obligated to be
"eccentric"? pausereactionI don't get
your hobbies, pausestring.

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fun_08

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Er,pause nice fun_0Ccolorfun_04
colorthere, pauseMr. Life o' Luxury!


reactionYou do know you're not in
your living room, pauseright,pause
string?

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Uh, pausestring, pauseyou do
know there isn't a spa
around here, pauseright?

capitalizeLettercolorfun_04 coloris
really meant for around the
house, pausestring!

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fun_08

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pause.pause.pause.pauseHmm?pressButton
reactionHey, did you just laugh at
me? pauseI coulda sworn I just
heard an "Eee hee hee!"
reactionNo?pause All in my head, pauseyou
say?pressButton reactionpauseWell, pauseif you say so...


reactionI know it's not your
problem,pause but that thing
you're wearing on your
head makes me nervous.
reactionIt's hard to explain, pausebut
looking at it makes me feel
likepause.pause.pause.pauselike I can't say "no"
to you...
reactionGaaah!pause This doesn't feel
right at all! pauseI gotta go,
string!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseHmm?pressButton
reactionHey, did you just laugh at
me? pauseI coulda sworn I just
heard an "Eee hee hee!"
reactionNo?pause All in my head, pauseyou
say?pressButton reactionpauseWell, pauseif you say so...


reactionInteresting hat you're
wearing. pausereactionIs it supposed to
mean something,pause
string?

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pauseClothes or accessories,pause it's
all the same.pause If you wear
the same item every day, it
wears out faster.
reactionIf you start with the same
pitcher every game, pausehe
throws out his shoulder
before long,pause y'know?

52

Yep,pause nobody wears
colorfun_04 colorlike
you, pausestring.

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Now every time I see
colorfun_04color, pauseI think
of you, pausestring.

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fun_08

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Actually, pauseI really like the
way you find clothes you
like and stick with 'em.

reactionGuys who change their
clothes every five minutes
seem somehow less manly
to me, pausestring.

56

Actually, pauseI really like the
way you find clothes you
like and stick with 'em,pause
string.
reactionIt's nice to see a girl
rejecting the stereotypes
and not changing her outfit
every other minute.

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I'm a practical guy.pause I don't
care about decorations or
colorpause.pause.pause.pause reactionBut fabrics are
another matter entirely!
reactionYou gotta wear something
that works with the season.pause
Clothes are nature's
thermostat,pause string.

61

It doesn't matter how cool
the coat looks,pause it's all
about how warm it keeps
you, pausestring.
reactionBut look who I'm talking to!pause
You obviously know this
better than most people,pause
string.

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I wonder where that
musician is today,pause
string...

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fun_08

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I'll go just about anywhere
except a clearance sale at
colorGracieGracecolor.pause Those are REAL
war zones,pause string.
reactionBring colorfun_04 colorto
one of those if you like,pause but
it won't save you.pause reactionNothing
can help you there.

65

The only place I will never
go again is a clearance sale
at colorGracieGracecolor.

reactionpauseIt may look like a store
from the outside, pausebut on
the inside it's a battlefield,pause
string.

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Mark these words--pausethe
mustache makes the man,pause
string.

reactionWith the right mustache,pause
you can be anyone you
want, pausestring.

67

You know,pause I'm all for
equality between girls and
boys and such,pause
string...
reactionBut I really thought
mustaches were just
understood to be a "boys
only" sort of thing...

68

Ugh.pause Go away until I get my
fun_0Cfun_04,pause
string.

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I never thought I'd see you
in colorfun_04color. pauseI
almost laughedpause.pause.pause.pausealmost.
pausecapitalizeLetterstring.

70

Seriously, what's with the
getup? pauseAre you playing a
prank on someone?pause
string, maybe?

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I'm sending you a bill for
the new heart I need, pausenow
that this one's stopped,pause
string.

72

Listen, pal.pause Try to keep the
needy-orphan look to a
minimum,pause would ya,pause
string?

73

So, now that you're making
some money, pausetry to keep the
needy-orphan look to a
minimum, pausestring.

74

I know you've got some
other clothes hidden
around in that house. pausereactionTry
the servants' quarters.
capitalizeLettercolorfun_04colorpause.pause.pause.pause You
come up with some weird
ways to entertain yourself,pause
string.

75

There are some kinds of
luxury that are justpause.pause.pause.pausetoo
luxurious for outside the
house, pausestring.

76

All right, pausesomebody
definitely just laughed!pause
How did you not hear that
"Eee hee hee" just now?!

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You sure get into that
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color of
yours,color colorpausedon't ya?

reactionI hope you've been taking
good care of it.pause You know,pause
hosing it down and
whatnot?
reactionIf you're gonna make it a
staple of your wardrobe,pause
you can't neglect it,pause you
know,pause string?

2

Are you wearing that same
colorfun_0Cfun_04color of
yours again? pausereactionD'you think
maybe it's time to retire it?
reactionI'm just saying, pauseI've been
seeing you in it a lot lately,pause
and the fashionistas are
starting to talk...
reactionAhh, don't listen to me.pause I'm
just jealous because the
only hat I've got is the
straw one I wear gardening.
reactionYeah,pause if I could pull off a
snazzy hat like that, pauseI'd
probably wear it all the
time,pause too,pause string.

3

Wow, pausestring, pauseis that
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color your
favorite accessory or
something, pausestring?
reactionYou were wearing that the
last time we talked,pause
weren't ya? pausereactionNothin' wrong
with that, pauseI guess,pause but...

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reactionCan't say I'm surprised to
see you wearing that same
fun_0Ccolorfun_04 colorof
yours, string.
reactionI'm not crazy, right? pauseYou
wear that outfit a lot,pause
don't ya?

reactionNot that I'm trying to make
fun of ya.pause It's nice to meet
a gender who knows what
gender likes, pausestring.

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fun_08

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What's with the winter
wear, pal?pause reactionYou may not
have noticed,pause but spring
has already sprung.
reactionWith the weather finally
shaping up, pauseyou might want
to take that off and cool
down a bit,pause string.

13

Tell me, pausestring...pressButton reactionIsn't
that fun_0Ccolorfun_04 colora
littlepause stifling, pausemaybe?

reactionIt's the middle of summer!pause
What do you need that for?pause
reactionYou hiding something?pause You
can tell me, pausestring.

14

Umm, pauselisten, palpause.pause.pause.pause Don't
you think it's a little early
in the year for that
colorfun_0Cfun_04color?
reactionNow, I know you young
folks have to wear the
trendiest stuff, pausebut try not
to roast yourself doing it!

15

Boy,pause you sure look toasty in
that fun_0Ccolorfun_04
coloryou got on.

reactionIt's probably about time I
stopped playing tough guy
and dusted off my winter
gear, too, string.
reactionfun_06pause.pause.pause.pauseAh-AH-CHOO!

16

reactionI know you're all warm-
blooded and everything,pause
but colorfun_04 colorin
this cold? Are you nuts?
reactionNow,pause I don't mean to
criticize all your young, hip
fashion trends, pausereactionbut you'll
catch a cold!color
colorreactionSacrificing your health for
the sake of fashion. pauseWhat is
the world coming to,pause
string?

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Oh, wowpause.pause.pause.pauseI haven't seen
colorfun_04 colorlike
that in ages. pauseThat really
takes me back...
reactionWhen I was younger,pause there
was a traveling singer who
would come to townpause
dressed like you are.
reactionThe guy'd roam the
country with nothing but
the guitar on his back and
his fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.
reactionHe was about the coolest
thing I'd ever seen,pause back in
the day, pausestring!

19

That fun_0Ccolorfun_04
coloryou're sporting's kindapause.pause.pause.pause
unsettling.

reactionWhere you headed?pause You
going off to a fight or
something, pausestring?

reactionHey,pause if you need me,pause I've
got your back, pal.pause I'll just
stop at home to grab my
own fun_0Ccolorfun_04color!

20

Something's different
about you... pressButtonreactionWait, pausewhen did
you go off and sprout
facial hair?
reactionThat's a real nice
fun_0Ccolorfun_04 coloryou're
working on there!fun_08

21

Good to see you've finally
grown a good 'stache.pause
Congrats, son. pausereactionToday you
are a man, pausestring.

22

Huh. pauseI've heard of girls
going for the "mountain
man" look, pausebut I hadn't
actually seen it in person.
reactionIt's,pause uh, pauseeverything I
thought it would be,pause
string.

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fun_08

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reactionUgh.pause Do I want to know
what you're doing wearing
colorfun_04 colorfirst
thing in the morning?
reactionIt's too early for junk like
this. pauseCome back when I've
had my morning cup of
fun_0Cfun_04.

25

Just so you know,pause I
wouldn't go walking into
any stores in that getup, if
I were you.
reactionIf security guys think
you're a robber and try to
tackle you,pause don't come
cryin' to me, pausestring.

26

reactionSweet monkey of mercy!pause
You scared the daylights
out of me! pausereactionWhat is that on
your head, pausestring?!
capitalizeLettercolorfun_04color? pauseWhy
are you wandering around
in colorfun_04color? pauseIs
there a costume party?

27

reactionfun_06sizeWAAAHHHH!fun_06size
reactionDon't DO that!pause What are
you thinking, pausegoing around in
colorfun_04 colorin the
middle of the night?!
reactionYou practically scared me out
of my skin,pause string!

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I'm not sure how to bring
this up, pausebutpause.pause.pause.pauseyou are
gettin' your three squares a
day, pauseright, pausestring?
reactionNot to pry, pausebut you wear
colorfun_04 colorand
live in that tiny house, pauseand I
worry sometimes.

32

Look, pauseI know it can be hard
to make ends meet when
you've got a big loan to pay
off,pause but you gotta clean up.
reactionI just don't want people to
laugh at you when they see
that fun_0Ccolorfun_04color,pause
string.

33

I know it's your "signature
look" or whatever, pausebut I
think it's about time to give
up the crazy outfits.
reactionYou're living in a big house
now, pauseso throw out the
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color and
dress like it, pausestring.

34

It just doesn't make sense.pause
You can't live in your
mansion-house and wear
shabbier clothes than I do.
reactionIt is officially time to throw
out the fun_0Ccolorfun_04
colorand dress like the big shot
you are, pausestring!

35

OK, pausethis is just weird. pauseYou
live in stately Moneybags
Manor but dress in that
ratty colorfun_0Cfun_04color.
reactionWhat am I missing? pauseAre rich
people just obligated to be
"eccentric"? pausereactionI don't get
your hobbies, pausestring.

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fun_08

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Er,pause nice fun_0Ccolorfun_04
colorthere, pauseMr. Life o' Luxury!


reactionYou do know you're not in
your living room, pauseright,pause
string?

40

Uh, pausestring, pauseyou do
know there isn't a spa
around here, pauseright?

capitalizeLettercolorfun_04 coloris
really meant for around the
house, pausestring!

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fun_08

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pause.pause.pause.pauseHmm?pressButton
reactionHey, did you just laugh at
me? pauseI coulda sworn I just
heard an "Eee hee hee!"
reactionNo?pause All in my head, pauseyou
say?pressButton reactionpauseWell, pauseif you say so...


reactionI know it's not your
problem,pause but that thing
you're wearing on your
head makes me nervous.
reactionIt's hard to explain, pausebut
looking at it makes me feel
likepause.pause.pause.pauselike I can't say "no"
to you...
reactionGaaah!pause This doesn't feel
right at all! pauseI gotta go,
string!

44

pause.pause.pause.pauseHmm?pressButton
reactionHey, did you just laugh at
me? pauseI coulda sworn I just
heard an "Eee hee hee!"
reactionNo?pause All in my head, pauseyou
say?pressButton reactionpauseWell, pauseif you say so...


reactionInteresting hat you're
wearing. pausereactionIs it supposed to
mean something,pause
string?

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pauseClothes or accessories,pause it's
all the same.pause If you wear
the same item every day, it
wears out faster.
reactionIf you start with the same
pitcher every game, pausehe
throws out his shoulder
before long,pause y'know?

52

Yep,pause nobody wears
colorfun_04 colorlike
you, pausestring.

53

Now every time I see
colorfun_04color, pauseI think
of you, pausestring.

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fun_08

55

Actually, pauseI really like the
way you find clothes you
like and stick with 'em.

reactionGuys who change their
clothes every five minutes
seem somehow less manly
to me, pausestring.

56

Actually, pauseI really like the
way you find clothes you
like and stick with 'em,pause
string.
reactionIt's nice to see a girl
rejecting the stereotypes
and not changing her outfit
every other minute.

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I'm a practical guy.pause I don't
care about decorations or
colorpause.pause.pause.pause reactionBut fabrics are
another matter entirely!
reactionYou gotta wear something
that works with the season.pause
Clothes are nature's
thermostat,pause string.

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It doesn't matter how cool
the coat looks,pause it's all
about how warm it keeps
you, pausestring.
reactionBut look who I'm talking to!pause
You obviously know this
better than most people,pause
string.

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I wonder where that
musician is today,pause
string...

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fun_08

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I'll go just about anywhere
except a clearance sale at
colorGracieGracecolor.pause Those are REAL
war zones,pause string.
reactionBring colorfun_04 colorto
one of those if you like,pause but
it won't save you.pause reactionNothing
can help you there.

65

The only place I will never
go again is a clearance sale
at colorGracieGracecolor.

reactionpauseIt may look like a store
from the outside, pausebut on
the inside it's a battlefield,pause
string.

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Mark these words--pausethe
mustache makes the man,pause
string.

reactionWith the right mustache,pause
you can be anyone you
want, pausestring.

67

You know,pause I'm all for
equality between girls and
boys and such,pause
string...
reactionBut I really thought
mustaches were just
understood to be a "boys
only" sort of thing...

68

Ugh.pause Go away until I get my
fun_0Cfun_04,pause
string.

69

I never thought I'd see you
in colorfun_04color. pauseI
almost laughedpause.pause.pause.pausealmost.
pausecapitalizeLetterstring.

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Seriously, what's with the
getup? pauseAre you playing a
prank on someone?pause
string, maybe?

71

I'm sending you a bill for
the new heart I need, pausenow
that this one's stopped,pause
string.

72

Listen, pal.pause Try to keep the
needy-orphan look to a
minimum,pause would ya,pause
string?

73

So, now that you're making
some money, pausetry to keep the
needy-orphan look to a
minimum, pausestring.

74

I know you've got some
other clothes hidden
around in that house. pausereactionTry
the servants' quarters.
capitalizeLettercolorfun_04colorpause.pause.pause.pause You
come up with some weird
ways to entertain yourself,pause
string.

75

There are some kinds of
luxury that are justpause.pause.pause.pausetoo
luxurious for outside the
house, pausestring.

76

All right, pausesomebody
definitely just laughed!pause
How did you not hear that
"Eee hee hee" just now?!

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You sure get into that
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color of
yours,color colorpausedon't ya?

reactionI hope you've been taking
good care of it.pause You know,pause
hosing it down and
whatnot?
reactionIf you're gonna make it a
staple of your wardrobe,pause
you can't neglect it,pause you
know,pause string?

2

Are you wearing that same
colorfun_0Cfun_04color of
yours again? pausereactionD'you think
maybe it's time to retire it?
reactionI'm just saying, pauseI've been
seeing you in it a lot lately,pause
and the fashionistas are
starting to talk...
reactionAhh, don't listen to me.pause I'm
just jealous because the
only hat I've got is the
straw one I wear gardening.
reactionYeah,pause if I could pull off a
snazzy hat like that, pauseI'd
probably wear it all the
time,pause too,pause string.

3

Wow, pausestring, pauseis that
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color your
favorite accessory or
something, pausestring?
reactionYou were wearing that the
last time we talked,pause
weren't ya? pausereactionNothin' wrong
with that, pauseI guess,pause but...

4

reactionCan't say I'm surprised to
see you wearing that same
fun_0Ccolorfun_04 colorof
yours, string.
reactionI'm not crazy, right? pauseYou
wear that outfit a lot,pause
don't ya?

reactionNot that I'm trying to make
fun of ya.pause It's nice to meet
a gender who knows what
gender likes, pausestring.

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fun_08

12

What's with the winter
wear, pal?pause reactionYou may not
have noticed,pause but spring
has already sprung.
reactionWith the weather finally
shaping up, pauseyou might want
to take that off and cool
down a bit,pause string.

13

Tell me, pausestring...pressButton reactionIsn't
that fun_0Ccolorfun_04 colora
littlepause stifling, pausemaybe?

reactionIt's the middle of summer!pause
What do you need that for?pause
reactionYou hiding something?pause You
can tell me, pausestring.

14

Umm, pauselisten, palpause.pause.pause.pause Don't
you think it's a little early
in the year for that
colorfun_0Cfun_04color?
reactionNow, I know you young
folks have to wear the
trendiest stuff, pausebut try not
to roast yourself doing it!

15

Boy,pause you sure look toasty in
that fun_0Ccolorfun_04
coloryou got on.

reactionIt's probably about time I
stopped playing tough guy
and dusted off my winter
gear, too, string.
reactionfun_06pause.pause.pause.pauseAh-AH-CHOO!

16

reactionI know you're all warm-
blooded and everything,pause
but colorfun_04 colorin
this cold? Are you nuts?
reactionNow,pause I don't mean to
criticize all your young, hip
fashion trends, pausereactionbut you'll
catch a cold!color
colorreactionSacrificing your health for
the sake of fashion. pauseWhat is
the world coming to,pause
string?

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Oh, wowpause.pause.pause.pauseI haven't seen
colorfun_04 colorlike
that in ages. pauseThat really
takes me back...
reactionWhen I was younger,pause there
was a traveling singer who
would come to townpause
dressed like you are.
reactionThe guy'd roam the
country with nothing but
the guitar on his back and
his fun_0Ccolorfun_04color.
reactionHe was about the coolest
thing I'd ever seen,pause back in
the day, pausestring!

19

That fun_0Ccolorfun_04
coloryou're sporting's kindapause.pause.pause.pause
unsettling.

reactionWhere you headed?pause You
going off to a fight or
something, pausestring?

reactionHey,pause if you need me,pause I've
got your back, pal.pause I'll just
stop at home to grab my
own fun_0Ccolorfun_04color!

20

Something's different
about you... pressButtonreactionWait, pausewhen did
you go off and sprout
facial hair?
reactionThat's a real nice
fun_0Ccolorfun_04 coloryou're
working on there!fun_08

21

Good to see you've finally
grown a good 'stache.pause
Congrats, son. pausereactionToday you
are a man, pausestring.

22

Huh. pauseI've heard of girls
going for the "mountain
man" look, pausebut I hadn't
actually seen it in person.
reactionIt's,pause uh, pauseeverything I
thought it would be,pause
string.

23

fun_08

24

reactionUgh.pause Do I want to know
what you're doing wearing
colorfun_04 colorfirst
thing in the morning?
reactionIt's too early for junk like
this. pauseCome back when I've
had my morning cup of
fun_0Cfun_04.

25

Just so you know,pause I
wouldn't go walking into
any stores in that getup, if
I were you.
reactionIf security guys think
you're a robber and try to
tackle you,pause don't come
cryin' to me, pausestring.

26

reactionSweet monkey of mercy!pause
You scared the daylights
out of me! pausereactionWhat is that on
your head, pausestring?!
capitalizeLettercolorfun_04color? pauseWhy
are you wandering around
in colorfun_04color? pauseIs
there a costume party?

27

reactionfun_06sizeWAAAHHHH!fun_06size
reactionDon't DO that!pause What are
you thinking, pausegoing around in
colorfun_04 colorin the
middle of the night?!
reactionYou practically scared me out
of my skin,pause string!

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fun_08

31

I'm not sure how to bring
this up, pausebutpause.pause.pause.pauseyou are
gettin' your three squares a
day, pauseright, pausestring?
reactionNot to pry, pausebut you wear
colorfun_04 colorand
live in that tiny house, pauseand I
worry sometimes.

32

Look, pauseI know it can be hard
to make ends meet when
you've got a big loan to pay
off,pause but you gotta clean up.
reactionI just don't want people to
laugh at you when they see
that fun_0Ccolorfun_04color,pause
string.

33

I know it's your "signature
look" or whatever, pausebut I
think it's about time to give
up the crazy outfits.
reactionYou're living in a big house
now, pauseso throw out the
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color and
dress like it, pausestring.

34

It just doesn't make sense.pause
You can't live in your
mansion-house and wear
shabbier clothes than I do.
reactionIt is officially time to throw
out the fun_0Ccolorfun_04
colorand dress like the big shot
you are, pausestring!

35

OK, pausethis is just weird. pauseYou
live in stately Moneybags
Manor but dress in that
ratty colorfun_0Cfun_04color.
reactionWhat am I missing? pauseAre rich
people just obligated to be
"eccentric"? pausereactionI don't get
your hobbies, pausestring.

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fun_08

39

Er,pause nice fun_0Ccolorfun_04
colorthere, pauseMr. Life o' Luxury!


reactionYou do know you're not in
your living room, pauseright,pause
string?

40

Uh, pausestring, pauseyou do
know there isn't a spa
around here, pauseright?

capitalizeLettercolorfun_04 coloris
really meant for around the
house, pausestring!

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fun_08

43

pause.pause.pause.pauseHmm?pressButton
reactionHey, did you just laugh at
me? pauseI coulda sworn I just
heard an "Eee hee hee!"
reactionNo?pause All in my head, pauseyou
say?pressButton reactionpauseWell, pauseif you say so...


reactionI know it's not your
problem,pause but that thing
you're wearing on your
head makes me nervous.
reactionIt's hard to explain, pausebut
looking at it makes me feel
likepause.pause.pause.pauselike I can't say "no"
to you...
reactionGaaah!pause This doesn't feel
right at all! pauseI gotta go,
string!

44

pause.pause.pause.pauseHmm?pressButton
reactionHey, did you just laugh at
me? pauseI coulda sworn I just
heard an "Eee hee hee!"
reactionNo?pause All in my head, pauseyou
say?pressButton reactionpauseWell, pauseif you say so...


reactionInteresting hat you're
wearing. pausereactionIs it supposed to
mean something,pause
string?

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51

pauseClothes or accessories,pause it's
all the same.pause If you wear
the same item every day, it
wears out faster.
reactionIf you start with the same
pitcher every game, pausehe
throws out his shoulder
before long,pause y'know?

52

Yep,pause nobody wears
colorfun_04 colorlike
you, pausestring.

53

Now every time I see
colorfun_04color, pauseI think
of you, pausestring.

54

fun_08

55

Actually, pauseI really like the
way you find clothes you
like and stick with 'em.

reactionGuys who change their
clothes every five minutes
seem somehow less manly
to me, pausestring.

56

Actually, pauseI really like the
way you find clothes you
like and stick with 'em,pause
string.
reactionIt's nice to see a girl
rejecting the stereotypes
and not changing her outfit
every other minute.

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60

I'm a practical guy.pause I don't
care about decorations or
colorpause.pause.pause.pause reactionBut fabrics are
another matter entirely!
reactionYou gotta wear something
that works with the season.pause
Clothes are nature's
thermostat,pause string.

61

It doesn't matter how cool
the coat looks,pause it's all
about how warm it keeps
you, pausestring.
reactionBut look who I'm talking to!pause
You obviously know this
better than most people,pause
string.

62

I wonder where that
musician is today,pause
string...

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fun_08

64

I'll go just about anywhere
except a clearance sale at
colorGracieGracecolor.pause Those are REAL
war zones,pause string.
reactionBring colorfun_04 colorto
one of those if you like,pause but
it won't save you.pause reactionNothing
can help you there.

65

The only place I will never
go again is a clearance sale
at colorGracieGracecolor.

reactionpauseIt may look like a store
from the outside, pausebut on
the inside it's a battlefield,pause
string.

66

Mark these words--pausethe
mustache makes the man,pause
string.

reactionWith the right mustache,pause
you can be anyone you
want, pausestring.

67

You know,pause I'm all for
equality between girls and
boys and such,pause
string...
reactionBut I really thought
mustaches were just
understood to be a "boys
only" sort of thing...

68

Ugh.pause Go away until I get my
fun_0Cfun_04,pause
string.

69

I never thought I'd see you
in colorfun_04color. pauseI
almost laughedpause.pause.pause.pausealmost.
pausecapitalizeLetterstring.

70

Seriously, what's with the
getup? pauseAre you playing a
prank on someone?pause
string, maybe?

71

I'm sending you a bill for
the new heart I need, pausenow
that this one's stopped,pause
string.

72

Listen, pal.pause Try to keep the
needy-orphan look to a
minimum,pause would ya,pause
string?

73

So, now that you're making
some money, pausetry to keep the
needy-orphan look to a
minimum, pausestring.

74

I know you've got some
other clothes hidden
around in that house. pausereactionTry
the servants' quarters.
capitalizeLettercolorfun_04colorpause.pause.pause.pause You
come up with some weird
ways to entertain yourself,pause
string.

75

There are some kinds of
luxury that are justpause.pause.pause.pausetoo
luxurious for outside the
house, pausestring.

76

All right, pausesomebody
definitely just laughed!pause
How did you not hear that
"Eee hee hee" just now?!

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