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| Oh, pausestring! pauseGood thing
I caught you,pause pal!pause I just
heard old colorNookcolor's having a
blowout sale!
reactionHe's opened up the back
room,pause and it's all 90% off!pause
You should, pauseer, pausestop bypause.pause.pause.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseAh, pausewho am I kidding?pause
This gag has whiskers on
it! pauseCome on, pausestring,pause
you can do better!
reactionIt being colorApril Fool'scolor and
all, pauseI wanted to pull off
one solid prank. pauseGuess I'll
try again, pausestring. |
| Hey, pausestring, pauselisten
up!pause My daughter's coming
to town to visit today,pause so
I want your best behavior!
reactionYou'll know her 'cause
she's the spitting image
of her old man!pause Except,pause
y'know,pause cute. pauseBe nice!fun_07
Your...daughter?!
You got it! |
| Here's something you
probably didn't know about
me. I'm a whiz in the
kitchen.
reactionI started by just stir-
frying whatever was left in
my fridge, pausebut I got pretty
good at it.
Now some bigwig decided
to publish a book of my
recipes!pause I'm calling it
colorWok Like a Mancolor!
reactionSupport your pal and buy
a copy when it hits
stores,pause string!fun_07
Yeah, right!
Congrats! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseOf COURSE I don't!pause
reactionCome on, pauseme? pausereactionNo way!pause
Gotcha good, pausedidn't I,pause
string!?
reactionNo one ever suspects the
respectable older man of
colorApril Fool's colorshenanigans... |
| Come on, pausepal, pauseuse your
head!pause It's a joke!pause Look at
me. pauseDo I look like I've
got a kid?
reactionOhpause.pause.pause.pause Maybe I've been
letting myself go recently.pause
I'm losing that baby face
of mine, pausestring. |
| Heh!pause Saw right through
my gag, pausedid ya?pause Oh well,pause
string!
reactionIt's not all a lie.pause I do like
food.pause A lot. pauseJust not
enough to write a book
about it.
reactionIt'd be nice, pausethough.pause
Believe me, pauseI'd love to
live the high life off
book royalties! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseSorry, string.pause I'm
just yanking your chain.pause
The book deal isn't for
real,pause string.
reactionI am pretty handy in the
kitchen, pausebut my dream of
writing Earth's manliest
cookbook is a ways off. |
| fun_08 |
| I heard it's harder for
people to see through a
fib about daily life,pause
so I gave it a shot...
I guess that plan kinda
backfired on me, pause
string! |
| I guess that was mostly
wishful thinking. pauseThe old
wallet's been kinda empty
lately, pausestring. |
| I guess the idea of colorNookcolor
being generous was too
much to swallow, pausehuh,pause
string? |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| It's not all a lie, pauseyou know.
pauseOne day it might be nice to
have a little girl.pause reactionGive my
son a sister! |
| I know juuust enough about
cooking to get myself in
real trouble.pause You follow,
pausestring? |
| No one wants to tell a real
lie on colorApril Fool's Daycolor.
pauseFolks just fib a little for
laughs, pausestring. |
| If you want to really get
into the colorApril Fool's Day
colorspirit,pause try to fall for a gag
or two, pausestring. |
| |
| Oh, pausestring! pauseGood thing
I caught you,pause pal!pause I just
heard old colorNookcolor's having a
blowout sale!
reactionHe's opened up the back
room,pause and it's all 90% off!pause
You should, pauseer, pausestop bypause.pause.pause.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseAh, pausewho am I kidding?pause
This gag has whiskers on
it! pauseCome on, pausestring,pause
you can do better!
reactionIt being colorApril Fool'scolor and
all, pauseI wanted to pull off
one solid prank. pauseGuess I'll
try again, pausestring. |
| Hey, pausestring, pauselisten
up!pause My daughter's coming
to town to visit today,pause so
I want your best behavior!
reactionYou'll know her 'cause
she's the spitting image
of her old man!pause Except,pause
y'know,pause cute. pauseBe nice!fun_07
Your...daughter?!
You got it! |
| Here's something you
probably didn't know about
me. I'm a whiz in the
kitchen.
reactionI started by just stir-
frying whatever was left in
my fridge, pausebut I got pretty
good at it.
Now some bigwig decided
to publish a book of my
recipes!pause I'm calling it
colorWok Like a Mancolor!
reactionSupport your pal and buy
a copy when it hits
stores,pause string!fun_07
Yeah, right!
Congrats! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseOf COURSE I don't!pause
reactionCome on, pauseme? pausereactionNo way!pause
Gotcha good, pausedidn't I,pause
string!?
reactionNo one ever suspects the
respectable older man of
colorApril Fool's colorshenanigans... |
| Come on, pausepal, pauseuse your
head!pause It's a joke!pause Look at
me. pauseDo I look like I've
got a kid?
reactionOhpause.pause.pause.pause Maybe I've been
letting myself go recently.pause
I'm losing that baby face
of mine, pausestring. |
| Heh!pause Saw right through
my gag, pausedid ya?pause Oh well,pause
string!
reactionIt's not all a lie.pause I do like
food.pause A lot. pauseJust not
enough to write a book
about it.
reactionIt'd be nice, pausethough.pause
Believe me, pauseI'd love to
live the high life off
book royalties! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseSorry, string.pause I'm
just yanking your chain.pause
The book deal isn't for
real,pause string.
reactionI am pretty handy in the
kitchen, pausebut my dream of
writing Earth's manliest
cookbook is a ways off. |
| fun_08 |
| I heard it's harder for
people to see through a
fib about daily life,pause
so I gave it a shot...
I guess that plan kinda
backfired on me, pause
string! |
| I guess that was mostly
wishful thinking. pauseThe old
wallet's been kinda empty
lately, pausestring. |
| I guess the idea of colorNookcolor
being generous was too
much to swallow, pausehuh,pause
string? |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| It's not all a lie, pauseyou know.
pauseOne day it might be nice to
have a little girl.pause reactionGive my
son a sister! |
| I know juuust enough about
cooking to get myself in
real trouble.pause You follow,
pausestring? |
| No one wants to tell a real
lie on colorApril Fool's Daycolor.
pauseFolks just fib a little for
laughs, pausestring. |
| If you want to really get
into the colorApril Fool's Day
colorspirit,pause try to fall for a gag
or two, pausestring. |
| |
| Oh, pausestring! pauseGood thing
I caught you,pause pal!pause I just
heard old colorNookcolor's having a
blowout sale!
reactionHe's opened up the back
room,pause and it's all 90% off!pause
You should, pauseer, pausestop bypause.pause.pause.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseAh, pausewho am I kidding?pause
This gag has whiskers on
it! pauseCome on, pausestring,pause
you can do better!
reactionIt being colorApril Fool'scolor and
all, pauseI wanted to pull off
one solid prank. pauseGuess I'll
try again, pausestring. |
| Hey, pausestring, pauselisten
up!pause My daughter's coming
to town to visit today,pause so
I want your best behavior!
reactionYou'll know her 'cause
she's the spitting image
of her old man!pause Except,pause
y'know,pause cute. pauseBe nice!fun_07
Your...daughter?!
You got it! |
| Here's something you
probably didn't know about
me. I'm a whiz in the
kitchen.
reactionI started by just stir-
frying whatever was left in
my fridge, pausebut I got pretty
good at it.
Now some bigwig decided
to publish a book of my
recipes!pause I'm calling it
colorWok Like a Mancolor!
reactionSupport your pal and buy
a copy when it hits
stores,pause string!fun_07
Yeah, right!
Congrats! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseOf COURSE I don't!pause
reactionCome on, pauseme? pausereactionNo way!pause
Gotcha good, pausedidn't I,pause
string!?
reactionNo one ever suspects the
respectable older man of
colorApril Fool's colorshenanigans... |
| Come on, pausepal, pauseuse your
head!pause It's a joke!pause Look at
me. pauseDo I look like I've
got a kid?
reactionOhpause.pause.pause.pause Maybe I've been
letting myself go recently.pause
I'm losing that baby face
of mine, pausestring. |
| Heh!pause Saw right through
my gag, pausedid ya?pause Oh well,pause
string!
reactionIt's not all a lie.pause I do like
food.pause A lot. pauseJust not
enough to write a book
about it.
reactionIt'd be nice, pausethough.pause
Believe me, pauseI'd love to
live the high life off
book royalties! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseSorry, string.pause I'm
just yanking your chain.pause
The book deal isn't for
real,pause string.
reactionI am pretty handy in the
kitchen, pausebut my dream of
writing Earth's manliest
cookbook is a ways off. |
| fun_08 |
| I heard it's harder for
people to see through a
fib about daily life,pause
so I gave it a shot...
I guess that plan kinda
backfired on me, pause
string! |
| I guess that was mostly
wishful thinking. pauseThe old
wallet's been kinda empty
lately, pausestring. |
| I guess the idea of colorNookcolor
being generous was too
much to swallow, pausehuh,pause
string? |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| It's not all a lie, pauseyou know.
pauseOne day it might be nice to
have a little girl.pause reactionGive my
son a sister! |
| I know juuust enough about
cooking to get myself in
real trouble.pause You follow,
pausestring? |
| No one wants to tell a real
lie on colorApril Fool's Daycolor.
pauseFolks just fib a little for
laughs, pausestring. |
| If you want to really get
into the colorApril Fool's Day
colorspirit,pause try to fall for a gag
or two, pausestring. |
| |
| Oh, pausestring! pauseGood thing
I caught you,pause pal!pause I just
heard old colorNookcolor's having a
blowout sale!
reactionHe's opened up the back
room,pause and it's all 90% off!pause
You should, pauseer, pausestop bypause.pause.pause.
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseAh, pausewho am I kidding?pause
This gag has whiskers on
it! pauseCome on, pausestring,pause
you can do better!
reactionIt being colorApril Fool'scolor and
all, pauseI wanted to pull off
one solid prank. pauseGuess I'll
try again, pausestring. |
| Hey, pausestring, pauselisten
up!pause My daughter's coming
to town to visit today,pause so
I want your best behavior!
reactionYou'll know her 'cause
she's the spitting image
of her old man!pause Except,pause
y'know,pause cute. pauseBe nice!fun_07
Your...daughter?!
You got it! |
| Here's something you
probably didn't know about
me. I'm a whiz in the
kitchen.
reactionI started by just stir-
frying whatever was left in
my fridge, pausebut I got pretty
good at it.
Now some bigwig decided
to publish a book of my
recipes!pause I'm calling it
colorWok Like a Mancolor!
reactionSupport your pal and buy
a copy when it hits
stores,pause string!fun_07
Yeah, right!
Congrats! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseOf COURSE I don't!pause
reactionCome on, pauseme? pausereactionNo way!pause
Gotcha good, pausedidn't I,pause
string!?
reactionNo one ever suspects the
respectable older man of
colorApril Fool's colorshenanigans... |
| Come on, pausepal, pauseuse your
head!pause It's a joke!pause Look at
me. pauseDo I look like I've
got a kid?
reactionOhpause.pause.pause.pause Maybe I've been
letting myself go recently.pause
I'm losing that baby face
of mine, pausestring. |
| Heh!pause Saw right through
my gag, pausedid ya?pause Oh well,pause
string!
reactionIt's not all a lie.pause I do like
food.pause A lot. pauseJust not
enough to write a book
about it.
reactionIt'd be nice, pausethough.pause
Believe me, pauseI'd love to
live the high life off
book royalties! |
| pause.pause.pause.pauseSorry, string.pause I'm
just yanking your chain.pause
The book deal isn't for
real,pause string.
reactionI am pretty handy in the
kitchen, pausebut my dream of
writing Earth's manliest
cookbook is a ways off. |
| fun_08 |
| I heard it's harder for
people to see through a
fib about daily life,pause
so I gave it a shot...
I guess that plan kinda
backfired on me, pause
string! |
| I guess that was mostly
wishful thinking. pauseThe old
wallet's been kinda empty
lately, pausestring. |
| I guess the idea of colorNookcolor
being generous was too
much to swallow, pausehuh,pause
string? |
| fun_08 |
| fun_08 |
| It's not all a lie, pauseyou know.
pauseOne day it might be nice to
have a little girl.pause reactionGive my
son a sister! |
| I know juuust enough about
cooking to get myself in
real trouble.pause You follow,
pausestring? |
| No one wants to tell a real
lie on colorApril Fool's Daycolor.
pauseFolks just fib a little for
laughs, pausestring. |
| If you want to really get
into the colorApril Fool's Day
colorspirit,pause try to fall for a gag
or two, pausestring. |
| If you want to really get
into the colorApril Fool's Day
colorspirit,pause try to fall for a gag
or two, pausestring. |
