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1

Did youpause.pause.pause.pauseget that?!pressButton
'Cause I sure didn't,pause
string.

2

Ha ha HAAAA!pause
That is extreme comedy
right there, pausestring!

3

Heh, string, I always
laugh at my boy colorShrunkcolor's
self-decimating humorpause.pause.pause.pause
Er, debilitating? Hmmm.

4

That was kindapause.pause.pause.lame.pressButton
colorShrunk colorneeds more punch
in his punch lines,
string!

5

Did you see colorShrunkcolor's
FACE? pause.pause.pause.pauseThat had me
rollin',pause string!

6

I've gotta give it up for
that kind of performance.pause
colorShrunkcolor's so random!

I think he'd be better
off talking. Just drop the
whole joke thing,
dude! pausecapitalizeLetterstring!

7

What's up with the old-
school jokes? You can
almost smell the oldness,
pausestring!
colorShrunk colorneeds more
physical comedy. More pies
in the face! More heavy
stuff dropping on his feet!

8

Ha ha haaaaaa!pause Maaan,
I laughed so hard, I think I
pulled an ab.

That's the joke that put
colorShrunkcolor on the map!pause
capitalizeLetterstring!

9

pause.pause.pause.pauseWait, did you get that?
I didn't even give that
one the polite nod and
laugh, pausestring.

10

pause.pause.pause.pauseWHOA!pause That joke was
straight-up TERRIBLE!
pausecapitalizeLetterstring!

11

Huh. Yeah...that joke flew
over my head at, like,
Mach 13 and burned up
in the atmosphere.
I seriously don't even
get it, string!

12

pause.pause.pause.pauseWhoa, pauseI had no idea!
I give that joke one cheer
and three fist pumps,
pausestring!

13

Ha ha haaaa!pause colorShrunkcolor's
dance was hilarious,
string!

Is there anything funnier
than a funny dance? Maybe
someone getting pegged in
the head with a dodgeball...

14

Uhhhhpause.pause.pause.pausehuh?pressButton
That joke has gotta be
ancient, pausestring!

15

It's hilarious when colorShrunkcolor
clowns on himselfpause.pause.pause.pause
pausestring!

But people get mad at me
when I say it, so I keep it
on the down-low and
pretend not to laugh.

16

Dudepause.pause.pause.pausecan you imagine if it
was colorFrillard colordoing that
joke instead of colorShrunkcolor,
pausestring?

17

pause.pause.pause.pauseWhoa, that one whizzed
past my head like a major-
league fastball!

I kinda like it when
colorShrunk colorjust spells it out
for you,pause string!

18

Ha ha haaaaa! colorpauseShrunkcolor is
slaying me! My abs are
burning, string!

19

It's, like, "colorShrunkcolor,pause try
some jokes that are more
YOUR age, bud!"pause Am I
right, string?

20

That was kinda iffy...pressButton
My old man would laugh
at it, pausestring.

21

Making fun of people who
are close to youpause.pause.pause.pause It just
gets me every time,pause
string!

22

What's the deal with
colorShrunk colortoday? pauseHe's like
a REAL comedian!

Seriously,pause he's ACTUALLY
funny!pause capitalizeLetterstring!

23

Man,pause it's like he set
himself up for a wicked
face-plant on that onepause.pause.pause.

It's too gnarly to watch,
pausestring!

24

Ha haaaaa! Oh, maaan, I
am crying over here.


He has GOT to work that
joke into a whole routine,
pausestring!

25

Geez,pause you whiffed on that
one, colorShrunkcolorpause.pause.pause.pause
Swing and a MISS!

Seriouslypause.pause.pause.pause That could
be the beginning of a
bad batting average,
string.

26

You know, I'm pretty
satisfied--that wasn't half
bad! I give it one fist
pump and a golf clap.
His self-deprecating jokes
are always decent,pause
string!

27

Oh, manpause.pause.pause.pause I feel like I'm
gonna take a spillpause.pause.pause.pause
string.

28

colorShrunkcolor's jokes are like
this every time.


I keep coming back
expecting a touchdownpause.pause.pause.
and butterfingers here
always fumbles the jokes!

29

It looked like everyone
else was laughing it uppause.pause.pause.


I just feelpause.pause.pause.exhausted,
pausestring.

30

fun_08

31

fun_08

32

colorFrillardcolor's performances
get me so pumped, it
takes pumpitude to a new
level, string!

33

Not sure why,pause but
colorFrillardcolor is insanely
popular, pausestring.

34

OK, so colorFrillardcolor is colorShrunkcolor's
instructor, right? I bet that
dude cracks the whip,
pausestring!

35

colorFrillard colorwas on FIRE today!
That's, uh...kinda not like
him, string! He must
be in the zone.

36

colorFrillardcolor's jokes are always
funny, 'cause I don't have
to think too hard to
get to the laughin'.

37

38

39

40

41

I can't wait to check
out today's big show,
pausestring!

42

Try not to be all wiggly and
fidgety during the show.
It's distracting, and I gotta
stay focused!

43

I think it's about to
startpause.pause.pause.pause Hustle up and sit
down already,
pausestring!

44

Yikes. Is this place always
this emptypause.pause.pause.pausestring?

45

Heh, I see this place is as
cheesy and outdated as
everpause.pause.pause.pausestring.

0

HA_Town_Theater.gmm

1

Did youpause.pause.pause.pauseget that?!pressButton
'Cause I sure didn't,pause
string.

2

Ha ha HAAAA!pause
That is extreme comedy
right there, pausestring!

3

Heh, string, I always
laugh at my boy colorShrunkcolor's
self-decimating humorpause.pause.pause.pause
Er, debilitating? Hmmm.

4

That was kindapause.pause.pause.lame.pressButton
colorShrunk colorneeds more punch
in his punch lines,
string!

5

Did you see colorShrunkcolor's
FACE? pause.pause.pause.pauseThat had me
rollin',pause string!

6

I've gotta give it up for
that kind of performance.pause
colorShrunkcolor's so random!

I think he'd be better
off talking. Just drop the
whole joke thing,
dude! pausecapitalizeLetterstring!

7

What's up with the old-
school jokes? You can
almost smell the oldness,
pausestring!
colorShrunk colorneeds more
physical comedy. More pies
in the face! More heavy
stuff dropping on his feet!

8

Ha ha haaaaaa!pause Maaan,
I laughed so hard, I think I
pulled an ab.

That's the joke that put
colorShrunkcolor on the map!pause
capitalizeLetterstring!

9

pause.pause.pause.pauseWait, did you get that?
I didn't even give that
one the polite nod and
laugh, pausestring.

10

pause.pause.pause.pauseWHOA!pause That joke was
straight-up TERRIBLE!
pausecapitalizeLetterstring!

11

Huh. Yeah...that joke flew
over my head at, like,
Mach 13 and burned up
in the atmosphere.
I seriously don't even
get it, string!

12

pause.pause.pause.pauseWhoa, pauseI had no idea!
I give that joke one cheer
and three fist pumps,
pausestring!

13

Ha ha haaaa!pause colorShrunkcolor's
dance was hilarious,
string!

Is there anything funnier
than a funny dance? Maybe
someone getting pegged in
the head with a dodgeball...

14

Uhhhhpause.pause.pause.pausehuh?pressButton
That joke has gotta be
ancient, pausestring!

15

It's hilarious when colorShrunkcolor
clowns on himselfpause.pause.pause.pause
pausestring!

But people get mad at me
when I say it, so I keep it
on the down-low and
pretend not to laugh.

16

Dudepause.pause.pause.pausecan you imagine if it
was colorFrillard colordoing that
joke instead of colorShrunkcolor,
pausestring?

17

pause.pause.pause.pauseWhoa, that one whizzed
past my head like a major-
league fastball!

I kinda like it when
colorShrunk colorjust spells it out
for you,pause string!

18

Ha ha haaaaa! colorpauseShrunkcolor is
slaying me! My abs are
burning, string!

19

It's, like, "colorShrunkcolor,pause try
some jokes that are more
YOUR age, bud!"pause Am I
right, string?

20

That was kinda iffy...pressButton
My old man would laugh
at it, pausestring.

21

Making fun of people who
are close to youpause.pause.pause.pause It just
gets me every time,pause
string!

22

What's the deal with
colorShrunk colortoday? pauseHe's like
a REAL comedian!

Seriously,pause he's ACTUALLY
funny!pause capitalizeLetterstring!

23

Man,pause it's like he set
himself up for a wicked
face-plant on that onepause.pause.pause.

It's too gnarly to watch,
pausestring!

24

Ha haaaaa! Oh, maaan, I
am crying over here.


He has GOT to work that
joke into a whole routine,
pausestring!

25

Geez,pause you whiffed on that
one, colorShrunkcolorpause.pause.pause.pause
Swing and a MISS!

Seriouslypause.pause.pause.pause That could
be the beginning of a
bad batting average,
string.

26

You know, I'm pretty
satisfied--that wasn't half
bad! I give it one fist
pump and a golf clap.
His self-deprecating jokes
are always decent,pause
string!

27

Oh, manpause.pause.pause.pause I feel like I'm
gonna take a spillpause.pause.pause.pause
string.

28

colorShrunkcolor's jokes are like
this every time.


I keep coming back
expecting a touchdownpause.pause.pause.
and butterfingers here
always fumbles the jokes!

29

It looked like everyone
else was laughing it uppause.pause.pause.


I just feelpause.pause.pause.exhausted,
pausestring.

30

fun_08

31

fun_08

32

colorFrillardcolor's performances
get me so pumped, it
takes pumpitude to a new
level, string!

33

Not sure why,pause but
colorFrillardcolor is insanely
popular, pausestring.

34

OK, so colorFrillardcolor is colorShrunkcolor's
instructor, right? I bet that
dude cracks the whip,
pausestring!

35

colorFrillard colorwas on FIRE today!
That's, uh...kinda not like
him, string! He must
be in the zone.

36

colorFrillardcolor's jokes are always
funny, 'cause I don't have
to think too hard to
get to the laughin'.

37

38

39

40

41

I can't wait to check
out today's big show,
pausestring!

42

Try not to be all wiggly and
fidgety during the show.
It's distracting, and I gotta
stay focused!

43

I think it's about to
startpause.pause.pause.pause Hustle up and sit
down already,
pausestring!

44

Yikes. Is this place always
this emptypause.pause.pause.pausestring?

45

Heh, I see this place is as
cheesy and outdated as
everpause.pause.pause.pausestring.

0

HA_Town_Theater.gmm

1

Did youpause.pause.pause.pauseget that?!pressButton
'Cause I sure didn't,pause
string.

2

Ha ha HAAAA!pause
That is extreme comedy
right there, pausestring!

3

Heh, string, I always
laugh at my boy colorShrunkcolor's
self-decimating humorpause.pause.pause.pause
Er, debilitating? Hmmm.

4

That was kindapause.pause.pause.lame.pressButton
colorShrunk colorneeds more punch
in his punch lines,
string!

5

Did you see colorShrunkcolor's
FACE? pause.pause.pause.pauseThat had me
rollin',pause string!

6

I've gotta give it up for
that kind of performance.pause
colorShrunkcolor's so random!

I think he'd be better
off talking. Just drop the
whole joke thing,
dude! pausecapitalizeLetterstring!

7

What's up with the old-
school jokes? You can
almost smell the oldness,
pausestring!
colorShrunk colorneeds more
physical comedy. More pies
in the face! More heavy
stuff dropping on his feet!

8

Ha ha haaaaaa!pause Maaan,
I laughed so hard, I think I
pulled an ab.

That's the joke that put
colorShrunkcolor on the map!pause
capitalizeLetterstring!

9

pause.pause.pause.pauseWait, did you get that?
I didn't even give that
one the polite nod and
laugh, pausestring.

10

pause.pause.pause.pauseWHOA!pause That joke was
straight-up TERRIBLE!
pausecapitalizeLetterstring!

11

Huh. Yeah...that joke flew
over my head at, like,
Mach 13 and burned up
in the atmosphere.
I seriously don't even
get it, string!

12

pause.pause.pause.pauseWhoa, pauseI had no idea!
I give that joke one cheer
and three fist pumps,
pausestring!

13

Ha ha haaaa!pause colorShrunkcolor's
dance was hilarious,
string!

Is there anything funnier
than a funny dance? Maybe
someone getting pegged in
the head with a dodgeball...

14

Uhhhhpause.pause.pause.pausehuh?pressButton
That joke has gotta be
ancient, pausestring!

15

It's hilarious when colorShrunkcolor
clowns on himselfpause.pause.pause.pause
pausestring!

But people get mad at me
when I say it, so I keep it
on the down-low and
pretend not to laugh.

16

Dudepause.pause.pause.pausecan you imagine if it
was colorFrillard colordoing that
joke instead of colorShrunkcolor,
pausestring?

17

pause.pause.pause.pauseWhoa, that one whizzed
past my head like a major-
league fastball!

I kinda like it when
colorShrunk colorjust spells it out
for you,pause string!

18

Ha ha haaaaa! colorpauseShrunkcolor is
slaying me! My abs are
burning, string!

19

It's, like, "colorShrunkcolor,pause try
some jokes that are more
YOUR age, bud!"pause Am I
right, string?

20

That was kinda iffy...pressButton
My old man would laugh
at it, pausestring.

21

Making fun of people who
are close to youpause.pause.pause.pause It just
gets me every time,pause
string!

22

What's the deal with
colorShrunk colortoday? pauseHe's like
a REAL comedian!

Seriously,pause he's ACTUALLY
funny!pause capitalizeLetterstring!

23

Man,pause it's like he set
himself up for a wicked
face-plant on that onepause.pause.pause.

It's too gnarly to watch,
pausestring!

24

Ha haaaaa! Oh, maaan, I
am crying over here.


He has GOT to work that
joke into a whole routine,
pausestring!

25

Geez,pause you whiffed on that
one, colorShrunkcolorpause.pause.pause.pause
Swing and a MISS!

Seriouslypause.pause.pause.pause That could
be the beginning of a
bad batting average,
string.

26

You know, I'm pretty
satisfied--that wasn't half
bad! I give it one fist
pump and a golf clap.
His self-deprecating jokes
are always decent,pause
string!

27

Oh, manpause.pause.pause.pause I feel like I'm
gonna take a spillpause.pause.pause.pause
string.

28

colorShrunkcolor's jokes are like
this every time.


I keep coming back
expecting a touchdownpause.pause.pause.
and butterfingers here
always fumbles the jokes!

29

It looked like everyone
else was laughing it uppause.pause.pause.


I just feelpause.pause.pause.exhausted,
pausestring.

30

fun_08

31

fun_08

32

colorFrillardcolor's performances
get me so pumped, it
takes pumpitude to a new
level, string!

33

Not sure why,pause but
colorFrillardcolor is insanely
popular, pausestring.

34

OK, so colorFrillardcolor is colorShrunkcolor's
instructor, right? I bet that
dude cracks the whip,
pausestring!

35

colorFrillard colorwas on FIRE today!
That's, uh...kinda not like
him, string! He must
be in the zone.

36

colorFrillardcolor's jokes are always
funny, 'cause I don't have
to think too hard to
get to the laughin'.

37

38

39

40

41

I can't wait to check
out today's big show,
pausestring!

42

Try not to be all wiggly and
fidgety during the show.
It's distracting, and I gotta
stay focused!

43

I think it's about to
startpause.pause.pause.pause Hustle up and sit
down already,
pausestring!

44

Yikes. Is this place always
this emptypause.pause.pause.pausestring?

45

Heh, I see this place is as
cheesy and outdated as
everpause.pause.pause.pausestring.

0

HA_Town_Theater.gmm

1

Did youpause.pause.pause.pauseget that?!pressButton
'Cause I sure didn't,pause
string.

2

Ha ha HAAAA!pause
That is extreme comedy
right there, pausestring!

3

Heh, string, I always
laugh at my boy colorShrunkcolor's
self-decimating humorpause.pause.pause.pause
Er, debilitating? Hmmm.

4

That was kindapause.pause.pause.lame.pressButton
colorShrunk colorneeds more punch
in his punch lines,
string!

5

Did you see colorShrunkcolor's
FACE? pause.pause.pause.pauseThat had me
rollin',pause string!

6

I've gotta give it up for
that kind of performance.pause
colorShrunkcolor's so random!

I think he'd be better
off talking. Just drop the
whole joke thing,
dude! pausecapitalizeLetterstring!

7

What's up with the old-
school jokes? You can
almost smell the oldness,
pausestring!
colorShrunk colorneeds more
physical comedy. More pies
in the face! More heavy
stuff dropping on his feet!

8

Ha ha haaaaaa!pause Maaan,
I laughed so hard, I think I
pulled an ab.

That's the joke that put
colorShrunkcolor on the map!pause
capitalizeLetterstring!

9

pause.pause.pause.pauseWait, did you get that?
I didn't even give that
one the polite nod and
laugh, pausestring.

10

pause.pause.pause.pauseWHOA!pause That joke was
straight-up TERRIBLE!
pausecapitalizeLetterstring!

11

Huh. Yeah...that joke flew
over my head at, like,
Mach 13 and burned up
in the atmosphere.
I seriously don't even
get it, string!

12

pause.pause.pause.pauseWhoa, pauseI had no idea!
I give that joke one cheer
and three fist pumps,
pausestring!

13

Ha ha haaaa!pause colorShrunkcolor's
dance was hilarious,
string!

Is there anything funnier
than a funny dance? Maybe
someone getting pegged in
the head with a dodgeball...

14

Uhhhhpause.pause.pause.pausehuh?pressButton
That joke has gotta be
ancient, pausestring!

15

It's hilarious when colorShrunkcolor
clowns on himselfpause.pause.pause.pause
pausestring!

But people get mad at me
when I say it, so I keep it
on the down-low and
pretend not to laugh.

16

Dudepause.pause.pause.pausecan you imagine if it
was colorFrillard colordoing that
joke instead of colorShrunkcolor,
pausestring?

17

pause.pause.pause.pauseWhoa, that one whizzed
past my head like a major-
league fastball!

I kinda like it when
colorShrunk colorjust spells it out
for you,pause string!

18

Ha ha haaaaa! colorpauseShrunkcolor is
slaying me! My abs are
burning, string!

19

It's, like, "colorShrunkcolor,pause try
some jokes that are more
YOUR age, bud!"pause Am I
right, string?

20

That was kinda iffy...pressButton
My old man would laugh
at it, pausestring.

21

Making fun of people who
are close to youpause.pause.pause.pause It just
gets me every time,pause
string!

22

What's the deal with
colorShrunk colortoday? pauseHe's like
a REAL comedian!

Seriously,pause he's ACTUALLY
funny!pause capitalizeLetterstring!

23

Man,pause it's like he set
himself up for a wicked
face-plant on that onepause.pause.pause.

It's too gnarly to watch,
pausestring!

24

Ha haaaaa! Oh, maaan, I
am crying over here.


He has GOT to work that
joke into a whole routine,
pausestring!

25

Geez,pause you whiffed on that
one, colorShrunkcolorpause.pause.pause.pause
Swing and a MISS!

Seriouslypause.pause.pause.pause That could
be the beginning of a
bad batting average,
string.

26

You know, I'm pretty
satisfied--that wasn't half
bad! I give it one fist
pump and a golf clap.
His self-deprecating jokes
are always decent,pause
string!

27

Oh, manpause.pause.pause.pause I feel like I'm
gonna take a spillpause.pause.pause.pause
string.

28

colorShrunkcolor's jokes are like
this every time.


I keep coming back
expecting a touchdownpause.pause.pause.
and butterfingers here
always fumbles the jokes!

29

It looked like everyone
else was laughing it uppause.pause.pause.


I just feelpause.pause.pause.exhausted,
pausestring.

30

fun_08

31

fun_08

32

colorFrillardcolor's performances
get me so pumped, it
takes pumpitude to a new
level, string!

33

Not sure why,pause but
colorFrillardcolor is insanely
popular, pausestring.

34

OK, so colorFrillardcolor is colorShrunkcolor's
instructor, right? I bet that
dude cracks the whip,
pausestring!

35

colorFrillard colorwas on FIRE today!
That's, uh...kinda not like
him, string! He must
be in the zone.

36

colorFrillardcolor's jokes are always
funny, 'cause I don't have
to think too hard to
get to the laughin'.

37

38

39

40

41

I can't wait to check
out today's big show,
pausestring!

42

Try not to be all wiggly and
fidgety during the show.
It's distracting, and I gotta
stay focused!

43

I think it's about to
startpause.pause.pause.pause Hustle up and sit
down already,
pausestring!

44

Yikes. Is this place always
this emptypause.pause.pause.pausestring?

45

Heh, I see this place is as
cheesy and outdated as
everpause.pause.pause.pausestring.

45

Heh, I see this place is as
cheesy and outdated as
everpause.pause.pause.pausestring.

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