Script: [Jock] npc_5_HA / HA_Q09_Furniture

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Hehpause.pause.pause.pause Yeah, I caught
colorfun_04 colorjust
the other day. One handed.
With a rod made of pasta.
reactionFor a pro like me, catching
colorfun_04 colorisn't
much of a challenge, so
you gotta make it harder.
reactionIt's nice having one in
your place, though, 'cause
it's like a mini-museum.

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That fun_0Cfun_04 tune
that's playin' right nowpause is my
JAM! It's like my theme song!

reactionYou'd better memorize it,
'cause someday,pause somewhere,pause
you'll hear it.

reactionAnd when you do, you can
start singing along and think
about me, string!

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This bed is totally sweet.pause
reactionIt's the perfect firmness
for those early-morning
crunches,pause reactionstring!

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This bed's pretty cool.pause
Totally recommended.


reactionIt's got just the right
firmness to maximize those
early-morning oblique
blasters. It BURNS!

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Oh,pause go ahead and sit
wherever you want.


reactionIf you're lucky,pause you might
end up squeezing some
fun_0Cfun_04 out of
the cushions!

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Oh,pause go ahead and take
a load off. Sit anywhere
you want.

reactionDon't freak out if some
fun_0Cfun_04 squirts
out from under the cushions.
It happens all the time!

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Heh, yeahpause.pause.pause.pause I caught that
fun_0Ccolorfun_04 colorjust the
other day.

reactionI mean, I can catch
colorfun_04color, like,
anytime I want.

reactionBut there was something
rad about this one. pause.pause.pause.pausereactionOh, pause
his name ispause.pause.pause.pause Captain
fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04-Legs!
reactionI know! Sweet name!pressButton It was
either that or Xtremebob
O'fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04,
string!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAGGHH! DUDE!
That's my secret stash!


reactionYou said you were coming
over, so I ran around
picking stuff off the floor
and throwing it in there!
reactionIf you open it, all my stuff
will fly out like a
geyserpause.pause.pause. I think,pause
string.

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You can look if you want,
but I doubt you'd be into
the stuff on there.

reactionI mean,pause you're not into the
complete sports history of
dodgefun_0Cfun_04
are you, pausestring?
reactionAnd all the workout mags
in there, like my issues of
Maximum Sweatpants, got
sweaty, so I'd stay back.

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Whoa! Nice eye, gender!pressButtonreaction
That fun_0Ccolorfun_04colorpause.pause.pause.pause
is my secret to bulking up!

reactionAll I have to do is fill
that beast up with stuff
and I can train any muscle
group I want!
reactionCheap, simple, and packs
on the muscle mass!
capitalizeLetterstring!

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Dude.pressButton reactionYou do NOT want
to open thatpause.pause.pause.


reactionI haven't opened it in a
whilepause.pause.pause.pausereaction Yeah, string,
pauseI mean like 1fun_03 days!

reactionAs the days go by, I getpause
more and more scaredpause.pause.pause.pause
I heard a growl in there
once, so I just keep it shut! pause

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Hah, I knew you were
gonna give me a hard time
about that
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color!
reactionIt helps me blow off steam!
There's nothing like
body-slammin' something to
relax that shoulder tension.
reactionLeave all your worries on
the fun_0Ccolorfun_04color!
reactionIt's pure awesome,
string!

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Sweet mat, am I right?!pressButton
reactionJust so you know, this isn't
some wimpy yoga mat,
string!
reactionI use this mat every daypause
to practice my signature
special moves, like the
Flying Crampinator!
reactionThe crowd goes ballistic
when I pull that one out,
string!

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Awesome, right?! Yeah,
I've got a pool at my house,pause
string!

reactionI like to fill this pool up
with fun_0Cfun_04 and
see how fast I can chug
my way to the bottom!

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Thanks to my sweet
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color, I can
hose off the workout
sweat!fun_08

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Before I had this, I used to
sneak out in the buff on a
rainy day after a workout!
reactionEXTREME SHOWERING!

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Before I had this, I'd run
out on rainy days andpause.pause.pause.pausereaction


Whoa, HOLD UP!pressButton
reactionI can't tell you!pause
You're a girl, pausestring!

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HA_Q09_Furniture.gmm

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Hehpause.pause.pause.pause Yeah, I caught
colorfun_04 colorjust
the other day. One handed.
With a rod made of pasta.
reactionFor a pro like me, catching
colorfun_04 colorisn't
much of a challenge, so
you gotta make it harder.
reactionIt's nice having one in
your place, though, 'cause
it's like a mini-museum.

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3

4

That fun_0Cfun_04 tune
that's playin' right nowpause is my
JAM! It's like my theme song!

reactionYou'd better memorize it,
'cause someday,pause somewhere,pause
you'll hear it.

reactionAnd when you do, you can
start singing along and think
about me, string!

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This bed is totally sweet.pause
reactionIt's the perfect firmness
for those early-morning
crunches,pause reactionstring!

9

This bed's pretty cool.pause
Totally recommended.


reactionIt's got just the right
firmness to maximize those
early-morning oblique
blasters. It BURNS!

10

Oh,pause go ahead and sit
wherever you want.


reactionIf you're lucky,pause you might
end up squeezing some
fun_0Cfun_04 out of
the cushions!

11

Oh,pause go ahead and take
a load off. Sit anywhere
you want.

reactionDon't freak out if some
fun_0Cfun_04 squirts
out from under the cushions.
It happens all the time!

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Heh, yeahpause.pause.pause.pause I caught that
fun_0Ccolorfun_04 colorjust the
other day.

reactionI mean, I can catch
colorfun_04color, like,
anytime I want.

reactionBut there was something
rad about this one. pause.pause.pause.pausereactionOh, pause
his name ispause.pause.pause.pause Captain
fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04-Legs!
reactionI know! Sweet name!pressButton It was
either that or Xtremebob
O'fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04,
string!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAGGHH! DUDE!
That's my secret stash!


reactionYou said you were coming
over, so I ran around
picking stuff off the floor
and throwing it in there!
reactionIf you open it, all my stuff
will fly out like a
geyserpause.pause.pause. I think,pause
string.

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You can look if you want,
but I doubt you'd be into
the stuff on there.

reactionI mean,pause you're not into the
complete sports history of
dodgefun_0Cfun_04
are you, pausestring?
reactionAnd all the workout mags
in there, like my issues of
Maximum Sweatpants, got
sweaty, so I'd stay back.

21

Whoa! Nice eye, gender!pressButtonreaction
That fun_0Ccolorfun_04colorpause.pause.pause.pause
is my secret to bulking up!

reactionAll I have to do is fill
that beast up with stuff
and I can train any muscle
group I want!
reactionCheap, simple, and packs
on the muscle mass!
capitalizeLetterstring!

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Dude.pressButton reactionYou do NOT want
to open thatpause.pause.pause.


reactionI haven't opened it in a
whilepause.pause.pause.pausereaction Yeah, string,
pauseI mean like 1fun_03 days!

reactionAs the days go by, I getpause
more and more scaredpause.pause.pause.pause
I heard a growl in there
once, so I just keep it shut! pause

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Hah, I knew you were
gonna give me a hard time
about that
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color!
reactionIt helps me blow off steam!
There's nothing like
body-slammin' something to
relax that shoulder tension.
reactionLeave all your worries on
the fun_0Ccolorfun_04color!
reactionIt's pure awesome,
string!

38

Sweet mat, am I right?!pressButton
reactionJust so you know, this isn't
some wimpy yoga mat,
string!
reactionI use this mat every daypause
to practice my signature
special moves, like the
Flying Crampinator!
reactionThe crowd goes ballistic
when I pull that one out,
string!

39

Awesome, right?! Yeah,
I've got a pool at my house,pause
string!

reactionI like to fill this pool up
with fun_0Cfun_04 and
see how fast I can chug
my way to the bottom!

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Thanks to my sweet
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color, I can
hose off the workout
sweat!fun_08

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Before I had this, I used to
sneak out in the buff on a
rainy day after a workout!
reactionEXTREME SHOWERING!

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Before I had this, I'd run
out on rainy days andpause.pause.pause.pausereaction


Whoa, HOLD UP!pressButton
reactionI can't tell you!pause
You're a girl, pausestring!

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HA_Q09_Furniture.gmm

1

Hehpause.pause.pause.pause Yeah, I caught
colorfun_04 colorjust
the other day. One handed.
With a rod made of pasta.
reactionFor a pro like me, catching
colorfun_04 colorisn't
much of a challenge, so
you gotta make it harder.
reactionIt's nice having one in
your place, though, 'cause
it's like a mini-museum.

2

3

4

That fun_0Cfun_04 tune
that's playin' right nowpause is my
JAM! It's like my theme song!

reactionYou'd better memorize it,
'cause someday,pause somewhere,pause
you'll hear it.

reactionAnd when you do, you can
start singing along and think
about me, string!

5

6

7

8

This bed is totally sweet.pause
reactionIt's the perfect firmness
for those early-morning
crunches,pause reactionstring!

9

This bed's pretty cool.pause
Totally recommended.


reactionIt's got just the right
firmness to maximize those
early-morning oblique
blasters. It BURNS!

10

Oh,pause go ahead and sit
wherever you want.


reactionIf you're lucky,pause you might
end up squeezing some
fun_0Cfun_04 out of
the cushions!

11

Oh,pause go ahead and take
a load off. Sit anywhere
you want.

reactionDon't freak out if some
fun_0Cfun_04 squirts
out from under the cushions.
It happens all the time!

12

13

Heh, yeahpause.pause.pause.pause I caught that
fun_0Ccolorfun_04 colorjust the
other day.

reactionI mean, I can catch
colorfun_04color, like,
anytime I want.

reactionBut there was something
rad about this one. pause.pause.pause.pausereactionOh, pause
his name ispause.pause.pause.pause Captain
fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04-Legs!
reactionI know! Sweet name!pressButton It was
either that or Xtremebob
O'fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04,
string!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAGGHH! DUDE!
That's my secret stash!


reactionYou said you were coming
over, so I ran around
picking stuff off the floor
and throwing it in there!
reactionIf you open it, all my stuff
will fly out like a
geyserpause.pause.pause. I think,pause
string.

15

16

17

18

19

20

You can look if you want,
but I doubt you'd be into
the stuff on there.

reactionI mean,pause you're not into the
complete sports history of
dodgefun_0Cfun_04
are you, pausestring?
reactionAnd all the workout mags
in there, like my issues of
Maximum Sweatpants, got
sweaty, so I'd stay back.

21

Whoa! Nice eye, gender!pressButtonreaction
That fun_0Ccolorfun_04colorpause.pause.pause.pause
is my secret to bulking up!

reactionAll I have to do is fill
that beast up with stuff
and I can train any muscle
group I want!
reactionCheap, simple, and packs
on the muscle mass!
capitalizeLetterstring!

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23

24

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Dude.pressButton reactionYou do NOT want
to open thatpause.pause.pause.


reactionI haven't opened it in a
whilepause.pause.pause.pausereaction Yeah, string,
pauseI mean like 1fun_03 days!

reactionAs the days go by, I getpause
more and more scaredpause.pause.pause.pause
I heard a growl in there
once, so I just keep it shut! pause

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32

33

34

35

36

37

Hah, I knew you were
gonna give me a hard time
about that
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color!
reactionIt helps me blow off steam!
There's nothing like
body-slammin' something to
relax that shoulder tension.
reactionLeave all your worries on
the fun_0Ccolorfun_04color!
reactionIt's pure awesome,
string!

38

Sweet mat, am I right?!pressButton
reactionJust so you know, this isn't
some wimpy yoga mat,
string!
reactionI use this mat every daypause
to practice my signature
special moves, like the
Flying Crampinator!
reactionThe crowd goes ballistic
when I pull that one out,
string!

39

Awesome, right?! Yeah,
I've got a pool at my house,pause
string!

reactionI like to fill this pool up
with fun_0Cfun_04 and
see how fast I can chug
my way to the bottom!

40

Thanks to my sweet
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color, I can
hose off the workout
sweat!fun_08

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47

48

49

50

51

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53

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55

Before I had this, I used to
sneak out in the buff on a
rainy day after a workout!
reactionEXTREME SHOWERING!

56

Before I had this, I'd run
out on rainy days andpause.pause.pause.pausereaction


Whoa, HOLD UP!pressButton
reactionI can't tell you!pause
You're a girl, pausestring!

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58

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HA_Q09_Furniture.gmm

1

Hehpause.pause.pause.pause Yeah, I caught
colorfun_04 colorjust
the other day. One handed.
With a rod made of pasta.
reactionFor a pro like me, catching
colorfun_04 colorisn't
much of a challenge, so
you gotta make it harder.
reactionIt's nice having one in
your place, though, 'cause
it's like a mini-museum.

2

3

4

That fun_0Cfun_04 tune
that's playin' right nowpause is my
JAM! It's like my theme song!

reactionYou'd better memorize it,
'cause someday,pause somewhere,pause
you'll hear it.

reactionAnd when you do, you can
start singing along and think
about me, string!

5

6

7

8

This bed is totally sweet.pause
reactionIt's the perfect firmness
for those early-morning
crunches,pause reactionstring!

9

This bed's pretty cool.pause
Totally recommended.


reactionIt's got just the right
firmness to maximize those
early-morning oblique
blasters. It BURNS!

10

Oh,pause go ahead and sit
wherever you want.


reactionIf you're lucky,pause you might
end up squeezing some
fun_0Cfun_04 out of
the cushions!

11

Oh,pause go ahead and take
a load off. Sit anywhere
you want.

reactionDon't freak out if some
fun_0Cfun_04 squirts
out from under the cushions.
It happens all the time!

12

13

Heh, yeahpause.pause.pause.pause I caught that
fun_0Ccolorfun_04 colorjust the
other day.

reactionI mean, I can catch
colorfun_04color, like,
anytime I want.

reactionBut there was something
rad about this one. pause.pause.pause.pausereactionOh, pause
his name ispause.pause.pause.pause Captain
fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04-Legs!
reactionI know! Sweet name!pressButton It was
either that or Xtremebob
O'fun_0Cfun_0Cfun_04,
string!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseAGGHH! DUDE!
That's my secret stash!


reactionYou said you were coming
over, so I ran around
picking stuff off the floor
and throwing it in there!
reactionIf you open it, all my stuff
will fly out like a
geyserpause.pause.pause. I think,pause
string.

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16

17

18

19

20

You can look if you want,
but I doubt you'd be into
the stuff on there.

reactionI mean,pause you're not into the
complete sports history of
dodgefun_0Cfun_04
are you, pausestring?
reactionAnd all the workout mags
in there, like my issues of
Maximum Sweatpants, got
sweaty, so I'd stay back.

21

Whoa! Nice eye, gender!pressButtonreaction
That fun_0Ccolorfun_04colorpause.pause.pause.pause
is my secret to bulking up!

reactionAll I have to do is fill
that beast up with stuff
and I can train any muscle
group I want!
reactionCheap, simple, and packs
on the muscle mass!
capitalizeLetterstring!

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23

24

25

26

27

Dude.pressButton reactionYou do NOT want
to open thatpause.pause.pause.


reactionI haven't opened it in a
whilepause.pause.pause.pausereaction Yeah, string,
pauseI mean like 1fun_03 days!

reactionAs the days go by, I getpause
more and more scaredpause.pause.pause.pause
I heard a growl in there
once, so I just keep it shut! pause

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29

30

31

32

33

34

35

36

37

Hah, I knew you were
gonna give me a hard time
about that
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color!
reactionIt helps me blow off steam!
There's nothing like
body-slammin' something to
relax that shoulder tension.
reactionLeave all your worries on
the fun_0Ccolorfun_04color!
reactionIt's pure awesome,
string!

38

Sweet mat, am I right?!pressButton
reactionJust so you know, this isn't
some wimpy yoga mat,
string!
reactionI use this mat every daypause
to practice my signature
special moves, like the
Flying Crampinator!
reactionThe crowd goes ballistic
when I pull that one out,
string!

39

Awesome, right?! Yeah,
I've got a pool at my house,pause
string!

reactionI like to fill this pool up
with fun_0Cfun_04 and
see how fast I can chug
my way to the bottom!

40

Thanks to my sweet
fun_0Ccolorfun_04color, I can
hose off the workout
sweat!fun_08

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47

48

49

50

51

52

53

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55

Before I had this, I used to
sneak out in the buff on a
rainy day after a workout!
reactionEXTREME SHOWERING!

56

Before I had this, I'd run
out on rainy days andpause.pause.pause.pausereaction


Whoa, HOLD UP!pressButton
reactionI can't tell you!pause
You're a girl, pausestring!

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