Script: [Jock] npc_5_HA / HA_FreeA_Always

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Lame! Why does the rain
have to ruin a perfectly
good summer day? This is
prime tanning time!
reactionI wanna hurry up and
start getting crispy!

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Dude, pausestring!pause Check
out that sun!pressButton
It's driving me insane,
string!
reactionWe gotta get out there and
get tan, stat!pause reactionI'm orderin'
myself well-done!fun_08

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capitalizeLetterstringpause.pause.pause.pressButton
You're totally pale,
string!

reactionThe best part of summer
is slatherin' on the lotion
and getting nice and
toasted.

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capitalizeLetterstring!pressButton
That isn't tan enough,
pausestring.

reactionSomehow, you found a way
to slack off on getting
tan! Dude, FOCUS. Bring
your tanning A-game!

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capitalizeLetterstring!pressButton I gotta get as
tan as you. There's no way
I'm losing a tan-off!

reactionI'm taking my tanning to
the next level, so you
better hope you keep your
burly tan, string!

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Yeahpause.pause.pause.pause I guess some wimps
can settle for being pale,pause
but not this guy. Even my
tan has to be extreme!

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Being all pale might be
"cool" with "healthy"
people, pausestring.

reactionBut, seriously, we all know
they just can't handle the
danger and excitement of
extreme tanning.

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A super-extreme tan is
like, clinically proven to
enhugenate the look of
your muscles by 198%!
reactionAnd that's the magic of
summer, pausestring!

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On a morning like this,pause
taking a bath is totally
awesome.

reactionYou get up,pause but you're not
totally awake yet, right?pressButton
reactionJust jump in the cold bath
while you're still sleepy!
reactionThen your body will be
shocked,pause which gets your
adrenaline PUMPING!

reactionAnd the colder the water,pause
the more psyched you get!
Then you're ready to go
out and body-slam the day!

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You know, latelypause I've really
been into taking a bath
after lunch! Just to take
it down a notch.
reactionYou get all full from lunch,pause
then you get warm in the
tub,pause string, then you
get out and take a nap.
reactionIt's no easy feat,pause but if you
can sleep straight through
to morning, you're golden!pause
That's pro style.

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.pause.pause.pauseYou know,pause you look like
the type that takes a bath
in the morning.

reactionBut I like taking a bath
in the evening, before I
scarf some dinner!

reactionI used to do it before I
crashed at nightpause.pause.pause.pause reactionBut you
know how you get sleepy
after you eat?
Well, I used to forget to
take a bath all the timepause.pause.pause.pause
reactionAnd, dude, would I ever get
stanky, string.

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Yawnpause.pause.pause.pause Maybe it's time for
me to hit the bath and then
head to bed.

reactionSome people take a bath
first thing in the morningpause.pausepause.pause.pause
reactionBut taking a bath at night is
definitely the way to go.
reactionCourse, you have to be
careful not to fall asleep in
the tub and get a mouthful
of soapy water!
reactionWhoa.pause That constant
danger must be why it
gives me such a rush,
pausestring!

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When you yell real loud in
the tub, string, it
echoes and sounds like a
huge crowd of people!
reactionReminds me of the sound
of the crowd going nuts
when I slam one out of
the park!

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Dude, I never use those
smelly bath oils and salts
and stuff. Are you kidding
me?
reactionWhat would people think if
I smelled good and had
smooth skin?!pressButton Not extreme
at all, pausestring!

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Oh, man, if you ever want
to make taking a bath into
a full-on adventure,
stringpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionChuck in a whole bottle of
bubble stuff. pausereactionThen pretend
like you got hit by a warm,
soapy avalanche!

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OK, so lately,pause I've been
starting to forget tons of
stuff.

reactionI always realize it when I go
out...fun_08

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reactionLike the other day,pause
string, I was leaving
the house and there was
this wicked breeze.
reactionThen I was like, dudepause.pause.pause.
you forgot to put your
pants on!

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Like the other day,pause I put on
two sweatbands!


reactionI must've put on my usual
sweatband, then forgot
about it, and then put on
another one!
reactionI was like,pause I think these
sweatbands are cutting off
circulation to my brain!

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It's so bad lately,pause I have to
put all my essential items
in my gym bag just to
remember, string.
reactionI got my lifting gloves,pause my
shades, extra sweatspause.pause.pause.pressButtonreaction
Oh, yeah!pause And a long
ribbon on a stick.
reactionYou never know when
someone's gonna jump out
and challenge you to a
rhythmic-gymnastics duel!

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And one time,pause I totally
blanked on if I'd locked the
door or notpause.pause.pause.

reactionWhat if someone crept into
my house and chugged all
my protein shakes?!
pausecapitalizeLetterstring!

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I'm always forgetting to
put on shoespause.pause.pause.　


reactionOh, DUDE!pause I forgot to wear
'em today, too!pause
capitalizeLetterstring!

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I write important stuff on
my biceps with a mystic
marker, pausestring.
Then the notes are HUGE!

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I've been practicing my
sprint latelypause.pause.pause.pause You know, pause
so I can haul tail back
home for what I forgot!

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Yeahpause.pause.pause.pause I remember stuff
when I wake up, though.pressButton
reactionI guess I forget it when I
leave the house.

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So, the other day,pause I totally
got into it with string
over this, butpause.pause.pause.

reactionHow do you like your
peanut butter?fun_07
Hardcore crunchy!
Totally creamy!

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WOOOO! YEAH! Totally!pressButton
The crunchier the better!
Like you're eating a pile
of peanuty rocks!
reactionCreamypause.pause.pause.pause What's the
point?!pausepause capitalizeLetterstring!

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Semicrunchy?pressButton That's cool,
but I like to take it to
the next level and get
megacrunchy.
reactionI mean...dude. Otherwise,
people might think I'm
starting to lose my
intensity.

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Kinda creamy?pressButton
WHAT is that about?!


reactionI meanpause.pause.pause.pause I guess if I was
the kind of guy who lived
life halfway,pause I might be
into that.

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CREAMY?! reactionIn, like, the
history of forever, has
anything creamy ever been
extreme? pauseC'monpause.pause.pause.pause

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pause.pause.pause.pausereactioncapitalizeLetterstring!pressButton Don't you
hate it when peanut butter
sticks to the roof of your
beak, string!

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reactionBut, dude, either way it's no
laughing matter when that
stuff gets stuck to the roof
of your mouth!

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Oh, man...by the way,
string became a
vegetarian recently.fun_08

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And the nagging never
stops! "Eat your veggies!"
"Blahdy blah blah blehhhh!"
capitalizeLetterstring!
reactionMan, pausehow lame!pressButton
Nobody's gonna tell me to
eat a bunch of green
planty stuff.

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That sounds coolpause.pause.pause.pause I guess.
reactionBut why such a big word?
And when did eating get so
complicated?

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I asked string what
fun_0C favorite food was the
other day. Know what fun_0C
said?fun_08

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Pork pie! reactionNOOOOOO!pause
reactionOh, wait. That must have
been a joke. At least I hope
it was, string.

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Beef brisket! reactionNOOOOOO!pause
reactionOh, wait. That must have
been a joke. At least I hope
it was, string.

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.pause.pause.pausecapitalizeLetterfun_0Cfun_04!pressButton
reactionKinda figures, huh,
string?

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pause.pause.pause.pauseI mean,pause that's not what
I'm into, but whatever,
pausestring.

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You can never tell what
people like to eat just by
looking at thempause.pause.pause.pause
string.

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Anyway, everyone likes to
talk about the food that
gets them stokedpause.pause.pause.

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Whoa, I'm sleepypause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionSo,pause a while ago I tried to
figure out how long I could
stay awakepause.pause.pause.
reactionI couldn't make it to
morning, thoughpause.pause.pause.pause


reactionInstead of counting sheep,
I counted crunches until I
collapsed,pause string.

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Oh, pausestring!pause You
should've been there!
reactionI smashed my old record!

reactionThe other day, after a
massive workout, I pulled
off an EPIC nap! We're
talkin' hours and hours.
reactionHaha!pause Isn't that
awesome?pressButtonreaction When I woke
up, it was dark, so I figured
it was dinnertimepause.pause.pause.
reactionBut it was dinnertime the
next night! capitalizeLetterstring!

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So, pausestring, are you
the type that stays up all
night?

reactionYeah, pauseI'm totally into that!pressButtonpause
Running around in the dark
makes you feel like you're
in an action movie!
reactionThey should make a sport
out of staying up late!
Extreme Sleepy Freestyle!
I would tear it up.

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So, hey! reactionI seem like the
night-owl type, right?fun_07
No, morning person!
Yep, night owl!
Uh, day person?

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Huh?! pauseWhat part of me
looks like a morning
person?!

reactionOh, man, do I look like the
type that will get up all
early and make muffins
or something?
reactionMan,pause I thought I was
keeping up an H-core
image!

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reactionHehehepause.pause.pause.pause pauseYou know it!pressButton
reactionI'm the hero lurking in the
shadows. Fighting for
justice and rock-hard abs!
pause.pause.pause.pausereactionWell, pausethat's the look I
was going for.reaction I'm not like
those healthy early risers,
pausestring!

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Whoapause.pause.pause.pause So you think I'm
a waffler? Like I do
anything halfway,pause
string!
reactionI get up when I want,pause
not when the sun tells me
to!pause The sun can't
control me, string.

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I wonder, pausestring, if
it's like your senses are
perfectly tuned when you
stay up all night.
reactionYou see things you
normally don't! And hear
tiny sounds!pause It's like you've
got robot senses!

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You know, pauseI think I had this
crazy dream last nightpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionBut now I can't remember it.

reactionMaybe, string, if I like,
go back to sleep,pause I can watch
that epic 24-hour
blockbuster!

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Morning person? I guess I
just can't hide this raging
furnace of energy I was
born withpause.pause.pause.string.

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Dawn is my only weakness!pressButton
When the sun rises, I
crumple to the floor with
sleepiness, string.

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It's been getting warm
lately.pressButton
reactionYep, time to break out
the spandex!
reactionWith a full spandex suit,
I've got, like, zero wind
resistance!

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Summer is awesome.pressButton
reactionThe mugginess. The
stickiness. Air so thick you
could chop it with a sword!
reactionThat's when you're glad
you got a high-performance
unitard. Slice through that
muggy air like butter!

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...Fall, huh?pressButton
reactionI'd have to rank fall last
out of all the seasons.

reactionIt's not too hot,pause not too
cold.pause Not so extreme at all,
when you get down to itpause.pause.pause.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYeah,pause the cold is pretty
much awesome,
pausestring.

reactionYour head gets all cold and
you get this unquenchable
urge to ski off a cliff!
WOOOOOOOOO!
reactionThen you totally wipe out
in the powder, and it's,
like, bring it on again!pause

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Dude! Spandex is like
magic. It takes ANYTHING
to the next level.

reactionWanna rock out harder?
Add spandex. Wanna do
better magic tricks? Add
spandex. It's simple math!

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No matter how hot it gets,pause
don't sweat!pause Letting
yourself sweat is like
surrendering to the heat!
reactionJust use pure force of will
to stop the sweat,
string!

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Yeahpause.pause.pause.pause Fall is for people
who can't handle real
intensity, pausestring.

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I'm wearing scratchy wool
underwear today,pause so I don't
care how cold it gets! Bring
it on! capitalizeLetterstring!

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OK, I've had this haircut
for a while, so I think I'm
ready for a change.

I was thinking of going with
something really short.
What do you think?fun_07
Go for it!
Looks fine now.
No way!

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...pressButtonreactionHey!pause At least pretend to
think about it! Like
scratch your head and go,
"hmmm," string!
reactionActually, it's pretty rad
when people just blurt
out answers. You never
know what'll come out!

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What?! That's not gonna
cut it!


reactionC'mon, string!pause You
gotta take a stance on
this issue! Get some fire in
your belly, string!
reactionGetting a haircut is a little
scary, and I thought you
had my back. Now I'm
kinda freaked.

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Whoa. pauseThat's a bold
opinion. I knew I could
count on you to shoot
straight with me!
reactionNow I'm pumped,
pausestring.

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Huh, pausewhat?!pressButton
reactionAnd I went and bought a
comb and a family-size vat
of hair gel.
reactionI was even gonna use the
gel to harden my hair so I
could use it as a crash
helmet, string!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseMaybe I'll get those
experts at that haircutting
place to give me advice.

reactionYou know, the one in the
city?pause It's called a "colorsaloncolor" or
something, pausestring!

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When my hair gets this
long,pause string, I get
awesome bedhead in the
morning, string!
reactionI woke up the other day,
and my hair was like a
sculpture of a dude
pole-vaulting my head!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseIf my hair was all spiky,
maybe I'd look extra
intimidating,pause string!

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capitalizeLetterstring,pause you've got a
good head of hair.fun_08

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Maan, I'm so jealous!pause
I wish I could get that
windswept look on my
mane.

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All right!pause Next time you
should aim for the furry
look. Works for me!

reactionEveryone wants to touch it,pause
pausestring!

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Sopause.pause.pause.pausehow long does hair on
your head get, anyway?pause
capitalizeLetterstring?

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I want people to touch my
hair and tell me it's all soft
and fluffy, toopause.pause.pause.pausebut in a
burly, extreme kind of way.

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Don't put too much weird
stuff on your head, OK?pause
It'll ruin your rad hairdo,
string.

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You remember the other
day when I collapsed all of
a sudden?

reactionI was so pumped about
fun_04 that I
forgot to eatpause.pause.pause.

reactionHow long can you go
without eating before you
hit hunger meltdown?fun_07
1 day!
1 hour!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseSeriously?!pressButton You've gone
that long without food?!


reactionWhoa.pause If I tried that,
I wouldpause.pause.pause.crumple
into a hungry lump on the
ground!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseFor real,pause you would
have to spoon-feed me
protein shakes to help
me recover!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseWhoa!pause I gotta make
sure to carbo-load tonight,
string!

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WHOA!pressButton
I didn't even make it that
long!

reactionBut the meal I ate after
that was deliciouspause.pause.pause.


reactionIf I waited even longer, I
wonder if it would have
been even more
mind-blowingly deliciouspause.pause.pause.
reactionDon't try that at home,
kids.pause It's for extreme dudes
only, string!

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YEAH!pressButton That's about how
long I went when I
collapsed!

But, man,pause that
fun_0Cfun_04 I ate
when my stomach was
growlingpause.pause.pause.
reactionThat was like, pump-your-
arm-in-the-air delicious,pause
string!

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What?!pressButton reactionHEY. pausecapitalizeLetterstring!pause
Are you kidding me?!


reactionThat fun_0Cfun_04
I ate when I was about to
collapsepause.pause.pause.pause reactionIt tasted like
victory!
reactionBut you don't want to
actually collapsepause.pause.pause.pausereaction Take it
easy, pausestring!

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.pause.pause.pausecapitalizeLetterstring.pressButton
If you fear the edge,pause you'll
never be extreme.

reactionAnd trust me,pause that
fun_0Cfun_04 I ate
at the end was 1,000%
more delicious than normal.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseI could be like the
grand master of hunger
munching, pausestring.

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Ahh, pausejust talking about all
this makes me hungry,
pausestring.

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.pause.pause.pauseAnd watch out for extreme
hunger, man, pausestring!

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I challenged string the
other day to see who could
stay awake the longest!fun_08

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Andpause.pause.pause.pause reactionI totally won, of
course! pausecapitalizeLetterstring!


reactionIt was over in five
minutes! reactionNobody can
compete with my crazy
stay-awakeness skills!

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Andpause.pause.pause.pause reactionAfter fun_03 grueling
hours,pause I fought through the
sleepiness to claim sweet
victory!
reactionBut I have to say,pause it was
tougher than I thought.pause
Good thing I'm awesome.

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I fought it for fun_03 hourspause.pause.pause.pause
But, pausestring!
I couldn't handle it.

reactionJust as I was losing
consciousness, I saw a
smug look on the face of
my opponent.

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Andpause.pause.pause.pause reactionI guess it was a
draw?


reactionWe were both so tired by
the end,pause we don't even
know who fell asleep first.

reactionButpause.pause.pause.pauseat least it kept
the competition fierce!
Well, I mean fierce until we
fell asleep.

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I'm gonna get super burly!



reactionAnytime you wanna have a
little competition to see
who's in better shape,
bring it on, string!

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Keep it on the down-low,pause
bud, but the secret to
winning is thispause.pause.pause.pause

reactionYou have to think of how
cool you lookpause.pause.pause.pausewhen you're
living life on the edge of
extreme, pausestring.

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Man,pause if I was just a
little more pumped,
I could've won,
pausestring!

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Hmmmpause.pause.pause.pause Sometimes you
find a good rivalry when
you're least expecting it,
pausestring.

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capitalizeLetterstring,pressButtonreaction if you lived in
a big house,pause what would
you do in it?

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So, string.pressButton Don't think
you can slack off just
because you have a big
house nowpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionYou can't do that.pause
You gotta have big dreams!

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Hey, string!pressButton You've
got a seriously huge room
now!

reactionBut don't slack off now.pause
You gotta have big dreams!pause

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capitalizeLetterstring, pauseyou live in a
two-story house, right?pause
Whoa, I'm jealous!

reactionSee, here's my dream:pause
I've always wanted to live in
a HUGE house.

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capitalizeLetterstring, pauseyour house
has a basement, right?pressButtonpause reactionDude,
pauseI'm so jealous!

reactionSee, here's my dream:pause
I've always wanted to live in
a HUGE house.

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So, of course,pause you gotta put
in some automatic blast doors
and a top-secret submarine
base, right?
reactionpauseSometimes I dream about
having an elevator in my
house.

AND A WEIGHT ROOM! It
would be like a high-tech
weight-lifting and crime-
fighting secret lair!

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The toiletspause.pause.pause.pause reactionThey're going to
be made of space-age alloys!


reactionDudepause.pause.pause.pauseindestructible toilets!

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Of course, pauseI'd have a bath
the size of a swimming pool!


reactionAnd you could press a
button to fill it with sharks
and piranhaspause.pause.pause.
capitalizeLetterstring!
reactionThen when you're
swimming, you could hit the
button and get an instant
adrenaline rush!

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And then,pause my basement
would be super deep.


reactionIt would go down fun_03
storiespause.pause.pause.pauseand at the bottom
would be a lab for building
fun_04 robots!
reactionMan, that'd be so sweet!pause
capitalizeLetterstring!

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See,pause I'd have a room for
every one of my hobbies.


reactionThere'd be a room just for
fun_04pause and
another room dedicated just
to fun_04!
reactionAnd I'd totally add more
rooms when I got into more
hobbies! pause capitalizeLetterstring!

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Dreams are free,pause so you
might as well dream as big
as you can, pausestring!
Whoa. That was deep.

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I think, like, the colormayorcolor
should at least have a
really big housepause.pause.pause.

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Having a really fancy
house like a museum would
be cool, too, pausestring.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseI've been going through a
growth spurt lately.fun_08

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And when I'm laying in bed,pause
I hear weird cartoon sound
effects coming from my
body.
reactionI hope it's the sound of my
legs getting longer,
pausestring. Or
maybe I swallowed a TV?

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No matter how much I eat,
I'm still hungry! These pecs
alone must burn calories
like a bonfire.
reactionAgggghhh!pause I just wanna
chow on a huge pile of
fun_0Cfun_04,
pausestring!

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The other day, my voice
cracked when I was giving
a fired-up inspirational
speech to my teammates!
reactionThey all laughed at me,
pausestring!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseLately,pause even the smallest
things will get me totally
pumped.fun_08

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Likepause.pause.pause.pause When I see a fish in
the water, pausestring,
my heart starts thumping.

reactionThe shimmery sheen of
their supple skin,pause their
beautifully bulging
eyeballspause.pause.pause.pause I can't take it!

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The other day, I fell
asleep while I was out
fishingpause.pause.pause.

reactionI had a dream that a fish
came out of the water and
started tap dancing on its
flippers!
reactionI think I ate some bad
shrimp, pausestring!

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Somehow, I fell asleep
while I was eating the other
daypause.pause.pause.

reactionAnd I dreamed that my
plate started lecturing me
about how I had to finish
my food!
reactionAnd thenpause.pause.pause.pauseit said I had to
wash the dishes soon
before they got stinkypause.pause.pause.
or ELSE.
reactionThen I woke up in a cold
sweat, pausestring.

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Yep, I'm going like crazy
right now! Wait...reactionGROWING
like crazy! Yeah, growing!

reactionMy plan to get HUGE is
finally falling into place,
pausestring!

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I can't quite say it rightpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionBut it's kinda like I'm
leveling up right now!pause reactionWait,
that was kinda nerdy!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYep, growing is kinda
weird, when you think about
it. reactionThat's why I avoid
extra thinking.

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Lame! Why does the rain
have to ruin a perfectly
good summer day? This is
prime tanning time!
reactionI wanna hurry up and
start getting crispy!

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Dude, pausestring!pause Check
out that sun!pressButton
It's driving me insane,
string!
reactionWe gotta get out there and
get tan, stat!pause reactionI'm orderin'
myself well-done!fun_08

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capitalizeLetterstringpause.pause.pause.pressButton
You're totally pale,
string!

reactionThe best part of summer
is slatherin' on the lotion
and getting nice and
toasted.

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capitalizeLetterstring!pressButton
That isn't tan enough,
pausestring.

reactionSomehow, you found a way
to slack off on getting
tan! Dude, FOCUS. Bring
your tanning A-game!

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capitalizeLetterstring!pressButton I gotta get as
tan as you. There's no way
I'm losing a tan-off!

reactionI'm taking my tanning to
the next level, so you
better hope you keep your
burly tan, string!

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Yeahpause.pause.pause.pause I guess some wimps
can settle for being pale,pause
but not this guy. Even my
tan has to be extreme!

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Being all pale might be
"cool" with "healthy"
people, pausestring.

reactionBut, seriously, we all know
they just can't handle the
danger and excitement of
extreme tanning.

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A super-extreme tan is
like, clinically proven to
enhugenate the look of
your muscles by 198%!
reactionAnd that's the magic of
summer, pausestring!

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On a morning like this,pause
taking a bath is totally
awesome.

reactionYou get up,pause but you're not
totally awake yet, right?pressButton
reactionJust jump in the cold bath
while you're still sleepy!
reactionThen your body will be
shocked,pause which gets your
adrenaline PUMPING!

reactionAnd the colder the water,pause
the more psyched you get!
Then you're ready to go
out and body-slam the day!

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You know, latelypause I've really
been into taking a bath
after lunch! Just to take
it down a notch.
reactionYou get all full from lunch,pause
then you get warm in the
tub,pause string, then you
get out and take a nap.
reactionIt's no easy feat,pause but if you
can sleep straight through
to morning, you're golden!pause
That's pro style.

14

.pause.pause.pauseYou know,pause you look like
the type that takes a bath
in the morning.

reactionBut I like taking a bath
in the evening, before I
scarf some dinner!

reactionI used to do it before I
crashed at nightpause.pause.pause.pause reactionBut you
know how you get sleepy
after you eat?
Well, I used to forget to
take a bath all the timepause.pause.pause.pause
reactionAnd, dude, would I ever get
stanky, string.

15

Yawnpause.pause.pause.pause Maybe it's time for
me to hit the bath and then
head to bed.

reactionSome people take a bath
first thing in the morningpause.pausepause.pause.pause
reactionBut taking a bath at night is
definitely the way to go.
reactionCourse, you have to be
careful not to fall asleep in
the tub and get a mouthful
of soapy water!
reactionWhoa.pause That constant
danger must be why it
gives me such a rush,
pausestring!

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When you yell real loud in
the tub, string, it
echoes and sounds like a
huge crowd of people!
reactionReminds me of the sound
of the crowd going nuts
when I slam one out of
the park!

18

Dude, I never use those
smelly bath oils and salts
and stuff. Are you kidding
me?
reactionWhat would people think if
I smelled good and had
smooth skin?!pressButton Not extreme
at all, pausestring!

19

Oh, man, if you ever want
to make taking a bath into
a full-on adventure,
stringpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionChuck in a whole bottle of
bubble stuff. pausereactionThen pretend
like you got hit by a warm,
soapy avalanche!

20

OK, so lately,pause I've been
starting to forget tons of
stuff.

reactionI always realize it when I go
out...fun_08

21

reactionLike the other day,pause
string, I was leaving
the house and there was
this wicked breeze.
reactionThen I was like, dudepause.pause.pause.
you forgot to put your
pants on!

22

Like the other day,pause I put on
two sweatbands!


reactionI must've put on my usual
sweatband, then forgot
about it, and then put on
another one!
reactionI was like,pause I think these
sweatbands are cutting off
circulation to my brain!

23

It's so bad lately,pause I have to
put all my essential items
in my gym bag just to
remember, string.
reactionI got my lifting gloves,pause my
shades, extra sweatspause.pause.pause.pressButtonreaction
Oh, yeah!pause And a long
ribbon on a stick.
reactionYou never know when
someone's gonna jump out
and challenge you to a
rhythmic-gymnastics duel!

24

And one time,pause I totally
blanked on if I'd locked the
door or notpause.pause.pause.

reactionWhat if someone crept into
my house and chugged all
my protein shakes?!
pausecapitalizeLetterstring!

25

I'm always forgetting to
put on shoespause.pause.pause.　


reactionOh, DUDE!pause I forgot to wear
'em today, too!pause
capitalizeLetterstring!

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27

I write important stuff on
my biceps with a mystic
marker, pausestring.
Then the notes are HUGE!

28

I've been practicing my
sprint latelypause.pause.pause.pause You know, pause
so I can haul tail back
home for what I forgot!

29

Yeahpause.pause.pause.pause I remember stuff
when I wake up, though.pressButton
reactionI guess I forget it when I
leave the house.

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31

So, the other day,pause I totally
got into it with string
over this, butpause.pause.pause.

reactionHow do you like your
peanut butter?fun_07
Hardcore crunchy!
Totally creamy!

32

WOOOO! YEAH! Totally!pressButton
The crunchier the better!
Like you're eating a pile
of peanuty rocks!
reactionCreamypause.pause.pause.pause What's the
point?!pausepause capitalizeLetterstring!

33

Semicrunchy?pressButton That's cool,
but I like to take it to
the next level and get
megacrunchy.
reactionI mean...dude. Otherwise,
people might think I'm
starting to lose my
intensity.

34

Kinda creamy?pressButton
WHAT is that about?!


reactionI meanpause.pause.pause.pause I guess if I was
the kind of guy who lived
life halfway,pause I might be
into that.

35

CREAMY?! reactionIn, like, the
history of forever, has
anything creamy ever been
extreme? pauseC'monpause.pause.pause.pause

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37

pause.pause.pause.pausereactioncapitalizeLetterstring!pressButton Don't you
hate it when peanut butter
sticks to the roof of your
beak, string!

38

reactionBut, dude, either way it's no
laughing matter when that
stuff gets stuck to the roof
of your mouth!

39

Oh, man...by the way,
string became a
vegetarian recently.fun_08

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And the nagging never
stops! "Eat your veggies!"
"Blahdy blah blah blehhhh!"
capitalizeLetterstring!
reactionMan, pausehow lame!pressButton
Nobody's gonna tell me to
eat a bunch of green
planty stuff.

44

That sounds coolpause.pause.pause.pause I guess.
reactionBut why such a big word?
And when did eating get so
complicated?

45

I asked string what
fun_0C favorite food was the
other day. Know what fun_0C
said?fun_08

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47

Pork pie! reactionNOOOOOO!pause
reactionOh, wait. That must have
been a joke. At least I hope
it was, string.

48

Beef brisket! reactionNOOOOOO!pause
reactionOh, wait. That must have
been a joke. At least I hope
it was, string.

49

.pause.pause.pausecapitalizeLetterfun_0Cfun_04!pressButton
reactionKinda figures, huh,
string?

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pause.pause.pause.pauseI mean,pause that's not what
I'm into, but whatever,
pausestring.

52

You can never tell what
people like to eat just by
looking at thempause.pause.pause.pause
string.

53

Anyway, everyone likes to
talk about the food that
gets them stokedpause.pause.pause.

54

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56

Whoa, I'm sleepypause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionSo,pause a while ago I tried to
figure out how long I could
stay awakepause.pause.pause.
reactionI couldn't make it to
morning, thoughpause.pause.pause.pause


reactionInstead of counting sheep,
I counted crunches until I
collapsed,pause string.

57

Oh, pausestring!pause You
should've been there!
reactionI smashed my old record!

reactionThe other day, after a
massive workout, I pulled
off an EPIC nap! We're
talkin' hours and hours.
reactionHaha!pause Isn't that
awesome?pressButtonreaction When I woke
up, it was dark, so I figured
it was dinnertimepause.pause.pause.
reactionBut it was dinnertime the
next night! capitalizeLetterstring!

58

So, pausestring, are you
the type that stays up all
night?

reactionYeah, pauseI'm totally into that!pressButtonpause
Running around in the dark
makes you feel like you're
in an action movie!
reactionThey should make a sport
out of staying up late!
Extreme Sleepy Freestyle!
I would tear it up.

59

So, hey! reactionI seem like the
night-owl type, right?fun_07
No, morning person!
Yep, night owl!
Uh, day person?

60

Huh?! pauseWhat part of me
looks like a morning
person?!

reactionOh, man, do I look like the
type that will get up all
early and make muffins
or something?
reactionMan,pause I thought I was
keeping up an H-core
image!

61

reactionHehehepause.pause.pause.pause pauseYou know it!pressButton
reactionI'm the hero lurking in the
shadows. Fighting for
justice and rock-hard abs!
pause.pause.pause.pausereactionWell, pausethat's the look I
was going for.reaction I'm not like
those healthy early risers,
pausestring!

62

Whoapause.pause.pause.pause So you think I'm
a waffler? Like I do
anything halfway,pause
string!
reactionI get up when I want,pause
not when the sun tells me
to!pause The sun can't
control me, string.

63

I wonder, pausestring, if
it's like your senses are
perfectly tuned when you
stay up all night.
reactionYou see things you
normally don't! And hear
tiny sounds!pause It's like you've
got robot senses!

64

You know, pauseI think I had this
crazy dream last nightpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionBut now I can't remember it.

reactionMaybe, string, if I like,
go back to sleep,pause I can watch
that epic 24-hour
blockbuster!

65

Morning person? I guess I
just can't hide this raging
furnace of energy I was
born withpause.pause.pause.string.

66

Dawn is my only weakness!pressButton
When the sun rises, I
crumple to the floor with
sleepiness, string.

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68

It's been getting warm
lately.pressButton
reactionYep, time to break out
the spandex!
reactionWith a full spandex suit,
I've got, like, zero wind
resistance!

69

Summer is awesome.pressButton
reactionThe mugginess. The
stickiness. Air so thick you
could chop it with a sword!
reactionThat's when you're glad
you got a high-performance
unitard. Slice through that
muggy air like butter!

70

...Fall, huh?pressButton
reactionI'd have to rank fall last
out of all the seasons.

reactionIt's not too hot,pause not too
cold.pause Not so extreme at all,
when you get down to itpause.pause.pause.

71

pause.pause.pause.pauseYeah,pause the cold is pretty
much awesome,
pausestring.

reactionYour head gets all cold and
you get this unquenchable
urge to ski off a cliff!
WOOOOOOOOO!
reactionThen you totally wipe out
in the powder, and it's,
like, bring it on again!pause

72

Dude! Spandex is like
magic. It takes ANYTHING
to the next level.

reactionWanna rock out harder?
Add spandex. Wanna do
better magic tricks? Add
spandex. It's simple math!

73

No matter how hot it gets,pause
don't sweat!pause Letting
yourself sweat is like
surrendering to the heat!
reactionJust use pure force of will
to stop the sweat,
string!

74

Yeahpause.pause.pause.pause Fall is for people
who can't handle real
intensity, pausestring.

75

I'm wearing scratchy wool
underwear today,pause so I don't
care how cold it gets! Bring
it on! capitalizeLetterstring!

76

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77

OK, I've had this haircut
for a while, so I think I'm
ready for a change.

I was thinking of going with
something really short.
What do you think?fun_07
Go for it!
Looks fine now.
No way!

78

...pressButtonreactionHey!pause At least pretend to
think about it! Like
scratch your head and go,
"hmmm," string!
reactionActually, it's pretty rad
when people just blurt
out answers. You never
know what'll come out!

79

What?! That's not gonna
cut it!


reactionC'mon, string!pause You
gotta take a stance on
this issue! Get some fire in
your belly, string!
reactionGetting a haircut is a little
scary, and I thought you
had my back. Now I'm
kinda freaked.

80

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81

Whoa. pauseThat's a bold
opinion. I knew I could
count on you to shoot
straight with me!
reactionNow I'm pumped,
pausestring.

82

Huh, pausewhat?!pressButton
reactionAnd I went and bought a
comb and a family-size vat
of hair gel.
reactionI was even gonna use the
gel to harden my hair so I
could use it as a crash
helmet, string!

83

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84

pause.pause.pause.pauseMaybe I'll get those
experts at that haircutting
place to give me advice.

reactionYou know, the one in the
city?pause It's called a "colorsaloncolor" or
something, pausestring!

85

When my hair gets this
long,pause string, I get
awesome bedhead in the
morning, string!
reactionI woke up the other day,
and my hair was like a
sculpture of a dude
pole-vaulting my head!

86

pause.pause.pause.pauseIf my hair was all spiky,
maybe I'd look extra
intimidating,pause string!

87

capitalizeLetterstring,pause you've got a
good head of hair.fun_08

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89

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90

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91

Maan, I'm so jealous!pause
I wish I could get that
windswept look on my
mane.

92

All right!pause Next time you
should aim for the furry
look. Works for me!

reactionEveryone wants to touch it,pause
pausestring!

93

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94

Sopause.pause.pause.pausehow long does hair on
your head get, anyway?pause
capitalizeLetterstring?

95

I want people to touch my
hair and tell me it's all soft
and fluffy, toopause.pause.pause.pausebut in a
burly, extreme kind of way.

96

Don't put too much weird
stuff on your head, OK?pause
It'll ruin your rad hairdo,
string.

97

You remember the other
day when I collapsed all of
a sudden?

reactionI was so pumped about
fun_04 that I
forgot to eatpause.pause.pause.

reactionHow long can you go
without eating before you
hit hunger meltdown?fun_07
1 day!
1 hour!

98

pause.pause.pause.pauseSeriously?!pressButton You've gone
that long without food?!


reactionWhoa.pause If I tried that,
I wouldpause.pause.pause.crumple
into a hungry lump on the
ground!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseFor real,pause you would
have to spoon-feed me
protein shakes to help
me recover!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseWhoa!pause I gotta make
sure to carbo-load tonight,
string!

99

WHOA!pressButton
I didn't even make it that
long!

reactionBut the meal I ate after
that was deliciouspause.pause.pause.


reactionIf I waited even longer, I
wonder if it would have
been even more
mind-blowingly deliciouspause.pause.pause.
reactionDon't try that at home,
kids.pause It's for extreme dudes
only, string!

100

YEAH!pressButton That's about how
long I went when I
collapsed!

But, man,pause that
fun_0Cfun_04 I ate
when my stomach was
growlingpause.pause.pause.
reactionThat was like, pump-your-
arm-in-the-air delicious,pause
string!

101

What?!pressButton reactionHEY. pausecapitalizeLetterstring!pause
Are you kidding me?!


reactionThat fun_0Cfun_04
I ate when I was about to
collapsepause.pause.pause.pause reactionIt tasted like
victory!
reactionBut you don't want to
actually collapsepause.pause.pause.pausereaction Take it
easy, pausestring!

102

.pause.pause.pausecapitalizeLetterstring.pressButton
If you fear the edge,pause you'll
never be extreme.

reactionAnd trust me,pause that
fun_0Cfun_04 I ate
at the end was 1,000%
more delicious than normal.

103

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104

pause.pause.pause.pauseI could be like the
grand master of hunger
munching, pausestring.

105

Ahh, pausejust talking about all
this makes me hungry,
pausestring.

106

.pause.pause.pauseAnd watch out for extreme
hunger, man, pausestring!

107

I challenged string the
other day to see who could
stay awake the longest!fun_08

108

Andpause.pause.pause.pause reactionI totally won, of
course! pausecapitalizeLetterstring!


reactionIt was over in five
minutes! reactionNobody can
compete with my crazy
stay-awakeness skills!

109

Andpause.pause.pause.pause reactionAfter fun_03 grueling
hours,pause I fought through the
sleepiness to claim sweet
victory!
reactionBut I have to say,pause it was
tougher than I thought.pause
Good thing I'm awesome.

110

I fought it for fun_03 hourspause.pause.pause.pause
But, pausestring!
I couldn't handle it.

reactionJust as I was losing
consciousness, I saw a
smug look on the face of
my opponent.

111

Andpause.pause.pause.pause reactionI guess it was a
draw?


reactionWe were both so tired by
the end,pause we don't even
know who fell asleep first.

reactionButpause.pause.pause.pauseat least it kept
the competition fierce!
Well, I mean fierce until we
fell asleep.

112

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113

I'm gonna get super burly!



reactionAnytime you wanna have a
little competition to see
who's in better shape,
bring it on, string!

114

Keep it on the down-low,pause
bud, but the secret to
winning is thispause.pause.pause.pause

reactionYou have to think of how
cool you lookpause.pause.pause.pausewhen you're
living life on the edge of
extreme, pausestring.

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116

Man,pause if I was just a
little more pumped,
I could've won,
pausestring!

117

Hmmmpause.pause.pause.pause Sometimes you
find a good rivalry when
you're least expecting it,
pausestring.

118

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119

capitalizeLetterstring,pressButtonreaction if you lived in
a big house,pause what would
you do in it?

120

So, string.pressButton Don't think
you can slack off just
because you have a big
house nowpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionYou can't do that.pause
You gotta have big dreams!

121

Hey, string!pressButton You've
got a seriously huge room
now!

reactionBut don't slack off now.pause
You gotta have big dreams!pause

122

capitalizeLetterstring, pauseyou live in a
two-story house, right?pause
Whoa, I'm jealous!

reactionSee, here's my dream:pause
I've always wanted to live in
a HUGE house.

123

capitalizeLetterstring, pauseyour house
has a basement, right?pressButtonpause reactionDude,
pauseI'm so jealous!

reactionSee, here's my dream:pause
I've always wanted to live in
a HUGE house.

124

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125

So, of course,pause you gotta put
in some automatic blast doors
and a top-secret submarine
base, right?
reactionpauseSometimes I dream about
having an elevator in my
house.

AND A WEIGHT ROOM! It
would be like a high-tech
weight-lifting and crime-
fighting secret lair!

126

The toiletspause.pause.pause.pause reactionThey're going to
be made of space-age alloys!


reactionDudepause.pause.pause.pauseindestructible toilets!

127

Of course, pauseI'd have a bath
the size of a swimming pool!


reactionAnd you could press a
button to fill it with sharks
and piranhaspause.pause.pause.
capitalizeLetterstring!
reactionThen when you're
swimming, you could hit the
button and get an instant
adrenaline rush!

128

And then,pause my basement
would be super deep.


reactionIt would go down fun_03
storiespause.pause.pause.pauseand at the bottom
would be a lab for building
fun_04 robots!
reactionMan, that'd be so sweet!pause
capitalizeLetterstring!

129

See,pause I'd have a room for
every one of my hobbies.


reactionThere'd be a room just for
fun_04pause and
another room dedicated just
to fun_04!
reactionAnd I'd totally add more
rooms when I got into more
hobbies! pause capitalizeLetterstring!

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131

Dreams are free,pause so you
might as well dream as big
as you can, pausestring!
Whoa. That was deep.

132

I think, like, the colormayorcolor
should at least have a
really big housepause.pause.pause.

133

Having a really fancy
house like a museum would
be cool, too, pausestring.

134

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135

pause.pause.pause.pauseI've been going through a
growth spurt lately.fun_08

136

And when I'm laying in bed,pause
I hear weird cartoon sound
effects coming from my
body.
reactionI hope it's the sound of my
legs getting longer,
pausestring. Or
maybe I swallowed a TV?

137

No matter how much I eat,
I'm still hungry! These pecs
alone must burn calories
like a bonfire.
reactionAgggghhh!pause I just wanna
chow on a huge pile of
fun_0Cfun_04,
pausestring!

138

The other day, my voice
cracked when I was giving
a fired-up inspirational
speech to my teammates!
reactionThey all laughed at me,
pausestring!

139

pause.pause.pause.pauseLately,pause even the smallest
things will get me totally
pumped.fun_08

140

Likepause.pause.pause.pause When I see a fish in
the water, pausestring,
my heart starts thumping.

reactionThe shimmery sheen of
their supple skin,pause their
beautifully bulging
eyeballspause.pause.pause.pause I can't take it!

141

The other day, I fell
asleep while I was out
fishingpause.pause.pause.

reactionI had a dream that a fish
came out of the water and
started tap dancing on its
flippers!
reactionI think I ate some bad
shrimp, pausestring!

142

Somehow, I fell asleep
while I was eating the other
daypause.pause.pause.

reactionAnd I dreamed that my
plate started lecturing me
about how I had to finish
my food!
reactionAnd thenpause.pause.pause.pauseit said I had to
wash the dishes soon
before they got stinkypause.pause.pause.
or ELSE.
reactionThen I woke up in a cold
sweat, pausestring.

143

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144

Yep, I'm going like crazy
right now! Wait...reactionGROWING
like crazy! Yeah, growing!

reactionMy plan to get HUGE is
finally falling into place,
pausestring!

145

I can't quite say it rightpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionBut it's kinda like I'm
leveling up right now!pause reactionWait,
that was kinda nerdy!

146

pause.pause.pause.pauseYep, growing is kinda
weird, when you think about
it. reactionThat's why I avoid
extra thinking.

0

HA_FreeA_Always.gmm

1

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2

Lame! Why does the rain
have to ruin a perfectly
good summer day? This is
prime tanning time!
reactionI wanna hurry up and
start getting crispy!

3

Dude, pausestring!pause Check
out that sun!pressButton
It's driving me insane,
string!
reactionWe gotta get out there and
get tan, stat!pause reactionI'm orderin'
myself well-done!fun_08

4

capitalizeLetterstringpause.pause.pause.pressButton
You're totally pale,
string!

reactionThe best part of summer
is slatherin' on the lotion
and getting nice and
toasted.

5

capitalizeLetterstring!pressButton
That isn't tan enough,
pausestring.

reactionSomehow, you found a way
to slack off on getting
tan! Dude, FOCUS. Bring
your tanning A-game!

6

capitalizeLetterstring!pressButton I gotta get as
tan as you. There's no way
I'm losing a tan-off!

reactionI'm taking my tanning to
the next level, so you
better hope you keep your
burly tan, string!

7

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8

Yeahpause.pause.pause.pause I guess some wimps
can settle for being pale,pause
but not this guy. Even my
tan has to be extreme!

9

Being all pale might be
"cool" with "healthy"
people, pausestring.

reactionBut, seriously, we all know
they just can't handle the
danger and excitement of
extreme tanning.

10

A super-extreme tan is
like, clinically proven to
enhugenate the look of
your muscles by 198%!
reactionAnd that's the magic of
summer, pausestring!

11

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12

On a morning like this,pause
taking a bath is totally
awesome.

reactionYou get up,pause but you're not
totally awake yet, right?pressButton
reactionJust jump in the cold bath
while you're still sleepy!
reactionThen your body will be
shocked,pause which gets your
adrenaline PUMPING!

reactionAnd the colder the water,pause
the more psyched you get!
Then you're ready to go
out and body-slam the day!

13

You know, latelypause I've really
been into taking a bath
after lunch! Just to take
it down a notch.
reactionYou get all full from lunch,pause
then you get warm in the
tub,pause string, then you
get out and take a nap.
reactionIt's no easy feat,pause but if you
can sleep straight through
to morning, you're golden!pause
That's pro style.

14

.pause.pause.pauseYou know,pause you look like
the type that takes a bath
in the morning.

reactionBut I like taking a bath
in the evening, before I
scarf some dinner!

reactionI used to do it before I
crashed at nightpause.pause.pause.pause reactionBut you
know how you get sleepy
after you eat?
Well, I used to forget to
take a bath all the timepause.pause.pause.pause
reactionAnd, dude, would I ever get
stanky, string.

15

Yawnpause.pause.pause.pause Maybe it's time for
me to hit the bath and then
head to bed.

reactionSome people take a bath
first thing in the morningpause.pausepause.pause.pause
reactionBut taking a bath at night is
definitely the way to go.
reactionCourse, you have to be
careful not to fall asleep in
the tub and get a mouthful
of soapy water!
reactionWhoa.pause That constant
danger must be why it
gives me such a rush,
pausestring!

16

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17

When you yell real loud in
the tub, string, it
echoes and sounds like a
huge crowd of people!
reactionReminds me of the sound
of the crowd going nuts
when I slam one out of
the park!

18

Dude, I never use those
smelly bath oils and salts
and stuff. Are you kidding
me?
reactionWhat would people think if
I smelled good and had
smooth skin?!pressButton Not extreme
at all, pausestring!

19

Oh, man, if you ever want
to make taking a bath into
a full-on adventure,
stringpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionChuck in a whole bottle of
bubble stuff. pausereactionThen pretend
like you got hit by a warm,
soapy avalanche!

20

OK, so lately,pause I've been
starting to forget tons of
stuff.

reactionI always realize it when I go
out...fun_08

21

reactionLike the other day,pause
string, I was leaving
the house and there was
this wicked breeze.
reactionThen I was like, dudepause.pause.pause.
you forgot to put your
pants on!

22

Like the other day,pause I put on
two sweatbands!


reactionI must've put on my usual
sweatband, then forgot
about it, and then put on
another one!
reactionI was like,pause I think these
sweatbands are cutting off
circulation to my brain!

23

It's so bad lately,pause I have to
put all my essential items
in my gym bag just to
remember, string.
reactionI got my lifting gloves,pause my
shades, extra sweatspause.pause.pause.pressButtonreaction
Oh, yeah!pause And a long
ribbon on a stick.
reactionYou never know when
someone's gonna jump out
and challenge you to a
rhythmic-gymnastics duel!

24

And one time,pause I totally
blanked on if I'd locked the
door or notpause.pause.pause.

reactionWhat if someone crept into
my house and chugged all
my protein shakes?!
pausecapitalizeLetterstring!

25

I'm always forgetting to
put on shoespause.pause.pause.　


reactionOh, DUDE!pause I forgot to wear
'em today, too!pause
capitalizeLetterstring!

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I write important stuff on
my biceps with a mystic
marker, pausestring.
Then the notes are HUGE!

28

I've been practicing my
sprint latelypause.pause.pause.pause You know, pause
so I can haul tail back
home for what I forgot!

29

Yeahpause.pause.pause.pause I remember stuff
when I wake up, though.pressButton
reactionI guess I forget it when I
leave the house.

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So, the other day,pause I totally
got into it with string
over this, butpause.pause.pause.

reactionHow do you like your
peanut butter?fun_07
Hardcore crunchy!
Totally creamy!

32

WOOOO! YEAH! Totally!pressButton
The crunchier the better!
Like you're eating a pile
of peanuty rocks!
reactionCreamypause.pause.pause.pause What's the
point?!pausepause capitalizeLetterstring!

33

Semicrunchy?pressButton That's cool,
but I like to take it to
the next level and get
megacrunchy.
reactionI mean...dude. Otherwise,
people might think I'm
starting to lose my
intensity.

34

Kinda creamy?pressButton
WHAT is that about?!


reactionI meanpause.pause.pause.pause I guess if I was
the kind of guy who lived
life halfway,pause I might be
into that.

35

CREAMY?! reactionIn, like, the
history of forever, has
anything creamy ever been
extreme? pauseC'monpause.pause.pause.pause

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pause.pause.pause.pausereactioncapitalizeLetterstring!pressButton Don't you
hate it when peanut butter
sticks to the roof of your
beak, string!

38

reactionBut, dude, either way it's no
laughing matter when that
stuff gets stuck to the roof
of your mouth!

39

Oh, man...by the way,
string became a
vegetarian recently.fun_08

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And the nagging never
stops! "Eat your veggies!"
"Blahdy blah blah blehhhh!"
capitalizeLetterstring!
reactionMan, pausehow lame!pressButton
Nobody's gonna tell me to
eat a bunch of green
planty stuff.

44

That sounds coolpause.pause.pause.pause I guess.
reactionBut why such a big word?
And when did eating get so
complicated?

45

I asked string what
fun_0C favorite food was the
other day. Know what fun_0C
said?fun_08

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Pork pie! reactionNOOOOOO!pause
reactionOh, wait. That must have
been a joke. At least I hope
it was, string.

48

Beef brisket! reactionNOOOOOO!pause
reactionOh, wait. That must have
been a joke. At least I hope
it was, string.

49

.pause.pause.pausecapitalizeLetterfun_0Cfun_04!pressButton
reactionKinda figures, huh,
string?

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pause.pause.pause.pauseI mean,pause that's not what
I'm into, but whatever,
pausestring.

52

You can never tell what
people like to eat just by
looking at thempause.pause.pause.pause
string.

53

Anyway, everyone likes to
talk about the food that
gets them stokedpause.pause.pause.

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56

Whoa, I'm sleepypause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionSo,pause a while ago I tried to
figure out how long I could
stay awakepause.pause.pause.
reactionI couldn't make it to
morning, thoughpause.pause.pause.pause


reactionInstead of counting sheep,
I counted crunches until I
collapsed,pause string.

57

Oh, pausestring!pause You
should've been there!
reactionI smashed my old record!

reactionThe other day, after a
massive workout, I pulled
off an EPIC nap! We're
talkin' hours and hours.
reactionHaha!pause Isn't that
awesome?pressButtonreaction When I woke
up, it was dark, so I figured
it was dinnertimepause.pause.pause.
reactionBut it was dinnertime the
next night! capitalizeLetterstring!

58

So, pausestring, are you
the type that stays up all
night?

reactionYeah, pauseI'm totally into that!pressButtonpause
Running around in the dark
makes you feel like you're
in an action movie!
reactionThey should make a sport
out of staying up late!
Extreme Sleepy Freestyle!
I would tear it up.

59

So, hey! reactionI seem like the
night-owl type, right?fun_07
No, morning person!
Yep, night owl!
Uh, day person?

60

Huh?! pauseWhat part of me
looks like a morning
person?!

reactionOh, man, do I look like the
type that will get up all
early and make muffins
or something?
reactionMan,pause I thought I was
keeping up an H-core
image!

61

reactionHehehepause.pause.pause.pause pauseYou know it!pressButton
reactionI'm the hero lurking in the
shadows. Fighting for
justice and rock-hard abs!
pause.pause.pause.pausereactionWell, pausethat's the look I
was going for.reaction I'm not like
those healthy early risers,
pausestring!

62

Whoapause.pause.pause.pause So you think I'm
a waffler? Like I do
anything halfway,pause
string!
reactionI get up when I want,pause
not when the sun tells me
to!pause The sun can't
control me, string.

63

I wonder, pausestring, if
it's like your senses are
perfectly tuned when you
stay up all night.
reactionYou see things you
normally don't! And hear
tiny sounds!pause It's like you've
got robot senses!

64

You know, pauseI think I had this
crazy dream last nightpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionBut now I can't remember it.

reactionMaybe, string, if I like,
go back to sleep,pause I can watch
that epic 24-hour
blockbuster!

65

Morning person? I guess I
just can't hide this raging
furnace of energy I was
born withpause.pause.pause.string.

66

Dawn is my only weakness!pressButton
When the sun rises, I
crumple to the floor with
sleepiness, string.

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68

It's been getting warm
lately.pressButton
reactionYep, time to break out
the spandex!
reactionWith a full spandex suit,
I've got, like, zero wind
resistance!

69

Summer is awesome.pressButton
reactionThe mugginess. The
stickiness. Air so thick you
could chop it with a sword!
reactionThat's when you're glad
you got a high-performance
unitard. Slice through that
muggy air like butter!

70

...Fall, huh?pressButton
reactionI'd have to rank fall last
out of all the seasons.

reactionIt's not too hot,pause not too
cold.pause Not so extreme at all,
when you get down to itpause.pause.pause.

71

pause.pause.pause.pauseYeah,pause the cold is pretty
much awesome,
pausestring.

reactionYour head gets all cold and
you get this unquenchable
urge to ski off a cliff!
WOOOOOOOOO!
reactionThen you totally wipe out
in the powder, and it's,
like, bring it on again!pause

72

Dude! Spandex is like
magic. It takes ANYTHING
to the next level.

reactionWanna rock out harder?
Add spandex. Wanna do
better magic tricks? Add
spandex. It's simple math!

73

No matter how hot it gets,pause
don't sweat!pause Letting
yourself sweat is like
surrendering to the heat!
reactionJust use pure force of will
to stop the sweat,
string!

74

Yeahpause.pause.pause.pause Fall is for people
who can't handle real
intensity, pausestring.

75

I'm wearing scratchy wool
underwear today,pause so I don't
care how cold it gets! Bring
it on! capitalizeLetterstring!

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77

OK, I've had this haircut
for a while, so I think I'm
ready for a change.

I was thinking of going with
something really short.
What do you think?fun_07
Go for it!
Looks fine now.
No way!

78

...pressButtonreactionHey!pause At least pretend to
think about it! Like
scratch your head and go,
"hmmm," string!
reactionActually, it's pretty rad
when people just blurt
out answers. You never
know what'll come out!

79

What?! That's not gonna
cut it!


reactionC'mon, string!pause You
gotta take a stance on
this issue! Get some fire in
your belly, string!
reactionGetting a haircut is a little
scary, and I thought you
had my back. Now I'm
kinda freaked.

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81

Whoa. pauseThat's a bold
opinion. I knew I could
count on you to shoot
straight with me!
reactionNow I'm pumped,
pausestring.

82

Huh, pausewhat?!pressButton
reactionAnd I went and bought a
comb and a family-size vat
of hair gel.
reactionI was even gonna use the
gel to harden my hair so I
could use it as a crash
helmet, string!

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84

pause.pause.pause.pauseMaybe I'll get those
experts at that haircutting
place to give me advice.

reactionYou know, the one in the
city?pause It's called a "colorsaloncolor" or
something, pausestring!

85

When my hair gets this
long,pause string, I get
awesome bedhead in the
morning, string!
reactionI woke up the other day,
and my hair was like a
sculpture of a dude
pole-vaulting my head!

86

pause.pause.pause.pauseIf my hair was all spiky,
maybe I'd look extra
intimidating,pause string!

87

capitalizeLetterstring,pause you've got a
good head of hair.fun_08

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90

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91

Maan, I'm so jealous!pause
I wish I could get that
windswept look on my
mane.

92

All right!pause Next time you
should aim for the furry
look. Works for me!

reactionEveryone wants to touch it,pause
pausestring!

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94

Sopause.pause.pause.pausehow long does hair on
your head get, anyway?pause
capitalizeLetterstring?

95

I want people to touch my
hair and tell me it's all soft
and fluffy, toopause.pause.pause.pausebut in a
burly, extreme kind of way.

96

Don't put too much weird
stuff on your head, OK?pause
It'll ruin your rad hairdo,
string.

97

You remember the other
day when I collapsed all of
a sudden?

reactionI was so pumped about
fun_04 that I
forgot to eatpause.pause.pause.

reactionHow long can you go
without eating before you
hit hunger meltdown?fun_07
1 day!
1 hour!

98

pause.pause.pause.pauseSeriously?!pressButton You've gone
that long without food?!


reactionWhoa.pause If I tried that,
I wouldpause.pause.pause.crumple
into a hungry lump on the
ground!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseFor real,pause you would
have to spoon-feed me
protein shakes to help
me recover!
reactionpause.pause.pause.pauseWhoa!pause I gotta make
sure to carbo-load tonight,
string!

99

WHOA!pressButton
I didn't even make it that
long!

reactionBut the meal I ate after
that was deliciouspause.pause.pause.


reactionIf I waited even longer, I
wonder if it would have
been even more
mind-blowingly deliciouspause.pause.pause.
reactionDon't try that at home,
kids.pause It's for extreme dudes
only, string!

100

YEAH!pressButton That's about how
long I went when I
collapsed!

But, man,pause that
fun_0Cfun_04 I ate
when my stomach was
growlingpause.pause.pause.
reactionThat was like, pump-your-
arm-in-the-air delicious,pause
string!

101

What?!pressButton reactionHEY. pausecapitalizeLetterstring!pause
Are you kidding me?!


reactionThat fun_0Cfun_04
I ate when I was about to
collapsepause.pause.pause.pause reactionIt tasted like
victory!
reactionBut you don't want to
actually collapsepause.pause.pause.pausereaction Take it
easy, pausestring!

102

.pause.pause.pausecapitalizeLetterstring.pressButton
If you fear the edge,pause you'll
never be extreme.

reactionAnd trust me,pause that
fun_0Cfun_04 I ate
at the end was 1,000%
more delicious than normal.

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104

pause.pause.pause.pauseI could be like the
grand master of hunger
munching, pausestring.

105

Ahh, pausejust talking about all
this makes me hungry,
pausestring.

106

.pause.pause.pauseAnd watch out for extreme
hunger, man, pausestring!

107

I challenged string the
other day to see who could
stay awake the longest!fun_08

108

Andpause.pause.pause.pause reactionI totally won, of
course! pausecapitalizeLetterstring!


reactionIt was over in five
minutes! reactionNobody can
compete with my crazy
stay-awakeness skills!

109

Andpause.pause.pause.pause reactionAfter fun_03 grueling
hours,pause I fought through the
sleepiness to claim sweet
victory!
reactionBut I have to say,pause it was
tougher than I thought.pause
Good thing I'm awesome.

110

I fought it for fun_03 hourspause.pause.pause.pause
But, pausestring!
I couldn't handle it.

reactionJust as I was losing
consciousness, I saw a
smug look on the face of
my opponent.

111

Andpause.pause.pause.pause reactionI guess it was a
draw?


reactionWe were both so tired by
the end,pause we don't even
know who fell asleep first.

reactionButpause.pause.pause.pauseat least it kept
the competition fierce!
Well, I mean fierce until we
fell asleep.

112

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113

I'm gonna get super burly!



reactionAnytime you wanna have a
little competition to see
who's in better shape,
bring it on, string!

114

Keep it on the down-low,pause
bud, but the secret to
winning is thispause.pause.pause.pause

reactionYou have to think of how
cool you lookpause.pause.pause.pausewhen you're
living life on the edge of
extreme, pausestring.

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116

Man,pause if I was just a
little more pumped,
I could've won,
pausestring!

117

Hmmmpause.pause.pause.pause Sometimes you
find a good rivalry when
you're least expecting it,
pausestring.

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119

capitalizeLetterstring,pressButtonreaction if you lived in
a big house,pause what would
you do in it?

120

So, string.pressButton Don't think
you can slack off just
because you have a big
house nowpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionYou can't do that.pause
You gotta have big dreams!

121

Hey, string!pressButton You've
got a seriously huge room
now!

reactionBut don't slack off now.pause
You gotta have big dreams!pause

122

capitalizeLetterstring, pauseyou live in a
two-story house, right?pause
Whoa, I'm jealous!

reactionSee, here's my dream:pause
I've always wanted to live in
a HUGE house.

123

capitalizeLetterstring, pauseyour house
has a basement, right?pressButtonpause reactionDude,
pauseI'm so jealous!

reactionSee, here's my dream:pause
I've always wanted to live in
a HUGE house.

124

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125

So, of course,pause you gotta put
in some automatic blast doors
and a top-secret submarine
base, right?
reactionpauseSometimes I dream about
having an elevator in my
house.

AND A WEIGHT ROOM! It
would be like a high-tech
weight-lifting and crime-
fighting secret lair!

126

The toiletspause.pause.pause.pause reactionThey're going to
be made of space-age alloys!


reactionDudepause.pause.pause.pauseindestructible toilets!

127

Of course, pauseI'd have a bath
the size of a swimming pool!


reactionAnd you could press a
button to fill it with sharks
and piranhaspause.pause.pause.
capitalizeLetterstring!
reactionThen when you're
swimming, you could hit the
button and get an instant
adrenaline rush!

128

And then,pause my basement
would be super deep.


reactionIt would go down fun_03
storiespause.pause.pause.pauseand at the bottom
would be a lab for building
fun_04 robots!
reactionMan, that'd be so sweet!pause
capitalizeLetterstring!

129

See,pause I'd have a room for
every one of my hobbies.


reactionThere'd be a room just for
fun_04pause and
another room dedicated just
to fun_04!
reactionAnd I'd totally add more
rooms when I got into more
hobbies! pause capitalizeLetterstring!

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131

Dreams are free,pause so you
might as well dream as big
as you can, pausestring!
Whoa. That was deep.

132

I think, like, the colormayorcolor
should at least have a
really big housepause.pause.pause.

133

Having a really fancy
house like a museum would
be cool, too, pausestring.

134

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135

pause.pause.pause.pauseI've been going through a
growth spurt lately.fun_08

136

And when I'm laying in bed,pause
I hear weird cartoon sound
effects coming from my
body.
reactionI hope it's the sound of my
legs getting longer,
pausestring. Or
maybe I swallowed a TV?

137

No matter how much I eat,
I'm still hungry! These pecs
alone must burn calories
like a bonfire.
reactionAgggghhh!pause I just wanna
chow on a huge pile of
fun_0Cfun_04,
pausestring!

138

The other day, my voice
cracked when I was giving
a fired-up inspirational
speech to my teammates!
reactionThey all laughed at me,
pausestring!

139

pause.pause.pause.pauseLately,pause even the smallest
things will get me totally
pumped.fun_08

140

Likepause.pause.pause.pause When I see a fish in
the water, pausestring,
my heart starts thumping.

reactionThe shimmery sheen of
their supple skin,pause their
beautifully bulging
eyeballspause.pause.pause.pause I can't take it!

141

The other day, I fell
asleep while I was out
fishingpause.pause.pause.

reactionI had a dream that a fish
came out of the water and
started tap dancing on its
flippers!
reactionI think I ate some bad
shrimp, pausestring!

142

Somehow, I fell asleep
while I was eating the other
daypause.pause.pause.

reactionAnd I dreamed that my
plate started lecturing me
about how I had to finish
my food!
reactionAnd thenpause.pause.pause.pauseit said I had to
wash the dishes soon
before they got stinkypause.pause.pause.
or ELSE.
reactionThen I woke up in a cold
sweat, pausestring.

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144

Yep, I'm going like crazy
right now! Wait...reactionGROWING
like crazy! Yeah, growing!

reactionMy plan to get HUGE is
finally falling into place,
pausestring!

145

I can't quite say it rightpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionBut it's kinda like I'm
leveling up right now!pause reactionWait,
that was kinda nerdy!

146

pause.pause.pause.pauseYep, growing is kinda
weird, when you think about
it. reactionThat's why I avoid
extra thinking.

0

HA_FreeA_Always.gmm

1

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2

Lame! Why does the rain
have to ruin a perfectly
good summer day? This is
prime tanning time!
reactionI wanna hurry up and
start getting crispy!

3

Dude, pausestring!pause Check
out that sun!pressButton
It's driving me insane,
string!
reactionWe gotta get out there and
get tan, stat!pause reactionI'm orderin'
myself well-done!fun_08

4

capitalizeLetterstringpause.pause.pause.pressButton
You're totally pale,
string!

reactionThe best part of summer
is slatherin' on the lotion
and getting nice and
toasted.

5

capitalizeLetterstring!pressButton
That isn't tan enough,
pausestring.

reactionSomehow, you found a way
to slack off on getting
tan! Dude, FOCUS. Bring
your tanning A-game!

6

capitalizeLetterstring!pressButton I gotta get as
tan as you. There's no way
I'm losing a tan-off!

reactionI'm taking my tanning to
the next level, so you
better hope you keep your
burly tan, string!

7

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8

Yeahpause.pause.pause.pause I guess some wimps
can settle for being pale,pause
but not this guy. Even my
tan has to be extreme!

9

Being all pale might be
"cool" with "healthy"
people, pausestring.

reactionBut, seriously, we all know
they just can't handle the
danger and excitement of
extreme tanning.

10

A super-extreme tan is
like, clinically proven to
enhugenate the look of
your muscles by 198%!
reactionAnd that's the magic of
summer, pausestring!

11

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12

On a morning like this,pause
taking a bath is totally
awesome.

reactionYou get up,pause but you're not
totally awake yet, right?pressButton
reactionJust jump in the cold bath
while you're still sleepy!
reactionThen your body will be
shocked,pause which gets your
adrenaline PUMPING!

reactionAnd the colder the water,pause
the more psyched you get!
Then you're ready to go
out and body-slam the day!

13

You know, latelypause I've really
been into taking a bath
after lunch! Just to take
it down a notch.
reactionYou get all full from lunch,pause
then you get warm in the
tub,pause string, then you
get out and take a nap.
reactionIt's no easy feat,pause but if you
can sleep straight through
to morning, you're golden!pause
That's pro style.

14

.pause.pause.pauseYou know,pause you look like
the type that takes a bath
in the morning.

reactionBut I like taking a bath
in the evening, before I
scarf some dinner!

reactionI used to do it before I
crashed at nightpause.pause.pause.pause reactionBut you
know how you get sleepy
after you eat?
Well, I used to forget to
take a bath all the timepause.pause.pause.pause
reactionAnd, dude, would I ever get
stanky, string.

15

Yawnpause.pause.pause.pause Maybe it's time for
me to hit the bath and then
head to bed.

reactionSome people take a bath
first thing in the morningpause.pausepause.pause.pause
reactionBut taking a bath at night is
definitely the way to go.
reactionCourse, you have to be
careful not to fall asleep in
the tub and get a mouthful
of soapy water!
reactionWhoa.pause That constant
danger must be why it
gives me such a rush,
pausestring!

16

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17

When you yell real loud in
the tub, string, it
echoes and sounds like a
huge crowd of people!
reactionReminds me of the sound
of the crowd going nuts
when I slam one out of
the park!

18

Dude, I never use those
smelly bath oils and salts
and stuff. Are you kidding
me?
reactionWhat would people think if
I smelled good and had
smooth skin?!pressButton Not extreme
at all, pausestring!

19

Oh, man, if you ever want
to make taking a bath into
a full-on adventure,
stringpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionChuck in a whole bottle of
bubble stuff. pausereactionThen pretend
like you got hit by a warm,
soapy avalanche!

20

OK, so lately,pause I've been
starting to forget tons of
stuff.

reactionI always realize it when I go
out...fun_08

21

reactionLike the other day,pause
string, I was leaving
the house and there was
this wicked breeze.
reactionThen I was like, dudepause.pause.pause.
you forgot to put your
pants on!

22

Like the other day,pause I put on
two sweatbands!


reactionI must've put on my usual
sweatband, then forgot
about it, and then put on
another one!
reactionI was like,pause I think these
sweatbands are cutting off
circulation to my brain!

23

It's so bad lately,pause I have to
put all my essential items
in my gym bag just to
remember, string.
reactionI got my lifting gloves,pause my
shades, extra sweatspause.pause.pause.pressButtonreaction
Oh, yeah!pause And a long
ribbon on a stick.
reactionYou never know when
someone's gonna jump out
and challenge you to a
rhythmic-gymnastics duel!

24

And one time,pause I totally
blanked on if I'd locked the
door or notpause.pause.pause.

reactionWhat if someone crept into
my house and chugged all
my protein shakes?!
pausecapitalizeLetterstring!

25

I'm always forgetting to
put on shoespause.pause.pause.　


reactionOh, DUDE!pause I forgot to wear
'em today, too!pause
capitalizeLetterstring!

26

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27

I write important stuff on
my biceps with a mystic
marker, pausestring.
Then the notes are HUGE!

28

I've been practicing my
sprint latelypause.pause.pause.pause You know, pause
so I can haul tail back
home for what I forgot!

29

Yeahpause.pause.pause.pause I remember stuff
when I wake up, though.pressButton
reactionI guess I forget it when I
leave the house.

30

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31

So, the other day,pause I totally
got into it with string
over this, butpause.pause.pause.

reactionHow do you like your
peanut butter?fun_07
Hardcore crunchy!
Totally creamy!

32

WOOOO! YEAH! Totally!pressButton
The crunchier the better!
Like you're eating a pile
of peanuty rocks!
reactionCreamypause.pause.pause.pause What's the
point?!pausepause capitalizeLetterstring!

33

Semicrunchy?pressButton That's cool,
but I like to take it to
the next level and get
megacrunchy.
reactionI mean...dude. Otherwise,
people might think I'm
starting to lose my
intensity.

34

Kinda creamy?pressButton
WHAT is that about?!


reactionI meanpause.pause.pause.pause I guess if I was
the kind of guy who lived
life halfway,pause I might be
into that.

35

CREAMY?! reactionIn, like, the
history of forever, has
anything creamy ever been
extreme? pauseC'monpause.pause.pause.pause

36

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37

pause.pause.pause.pausereactioncapitalizeLetterstring!pressButton Don't you
hate it when peanut butter
sticks to the roof of your
beak, string!

38

reactionBut, dude, either way it's no
laughing matter when that
stuff gets stuck to the roof
of your mouth!

39

Oh, man...by the way,
string became a
vegetarian recently.fun_08

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And the nagging never
stops! "Eat your veggies!"
"Blahdy blah blah blehhhh!"
capitalizeLetterstring!
reactionMan, pausehow lame!pressButton
Nobody's gonna tell me to
eat a bunch of green
planty stuff.

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That sounds coolpause.pause.pause.pause I guess.
reactionBut why such a big word?
And when did eating get so
complicated?

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I asked string what
fun_0C favorite food was the
other day. Know what fun_0C
said?fun_08

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Pork pie! reactionNOOOOOO!pause
reactionOh, wait. That must have
been a joke. At least I hope
it was, string.

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Beef brisket! reactionNOOOOOO!pause
reactionOh, wait. That must have
been a joke. At least I hope
it was, string.

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.pause.pause.pausecapitalizeLetterfun_0Cfun_04!pressButton
reactionKinda figures, huh,
string?

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pause.pause.pause.pauseI mean,pause that's not what
I'm into, but whatever,
pausestring.

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You can never tell what
people like to eat just by
looking at thempause.pause.pause.pause
string.

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Anyway, everyone likes to
talk about the food that
gets them stokedpause.pause.pause.

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Whoa, I'm sleepypause.pause.pause.pressButton
reactionSo,pause a while ago I tried to
figure out how long I could
stay awakepause.pause.pause.
reactionI couldn't make it to
morning, thoughpause.pause.pause.pause


reactionInstead of counting sheep,
I counted crunches until I
collapsed,pause string.

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Oh, pausestring!pause You
should've been there!
reactionI smashed my old record!

reactionThe other day, after a
massive workout, I pulled
off an EPIC nap! We're
talkin' hours and hours.
reactionHaha!pause Isn't that
awesome?pressButtonreaction When I woke
up, it was dark, so I figured
it was dinnertimepause.pause.pause.
reactionBut it was dinnertime the
next night! capitalizeLetterstring!

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So, pausestring, are you
the type that stays up all
night?

reactionYeah, pauseI'm totally into that!pressButtonpause
Running around in the dark
makes you feel like you're
in an action movie!
reactionThey should make a sport
out of staying up late!
Extreme Sleepy Freestyle!
I would tear it up.

59

So, hey! reactionI seem like the
night-owl type, right?fun_07
No, morning person!
Yep, night owl!
Uh, day person?

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Huh?! pauseWhat part of me
looks like a morning
person?!

reactionOh, man, do I look like the
type that will get up all
early and make muffins
or something?
reactionMan,pause I thought I was
keeping up an H-core
image!

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reactionHehehepause.pause.pause.pause pauseYou know it!pressButton
reactionI'm the hero lurking in the
shadows. Fighting for
justice and rock-hard abs!
pause.pause.pause.pausereactionWell, pausethat's the look I
was going for.reaction I'm not like
those healthy early risers,
pausestring!

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Whoapause.pause.pause.pause So you think I'm
a waffler? Like I do
anything halfway,pause
string!
reactionI get up when I want,pause
not when the sun tells me
to!pause The sun can't
control me, string.

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I wonder, pausestring, if
it's like your senses are
perfectly tuned when you
stay up all night.
reactionYou see things you
normally don't! And hear
tiny sounds!pause It's like you've
got robot senses!

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You know, pauseI think I had this
crazy dream last nightpause.pause.pause.pause
reactionBut now I can't remember it.

reactionMaybe, string, if I like,
go back to sleep,pause I can watch
that epic 24-hour
blockbuster!

65

Morning person? I guess I
just can't hide this raging
furnace of energy I was
born withpause.pause.pause.string.

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Dawn is my only weakness!pressButton
When the sun rises, I
crumple to the floor with
sleepiness, string.

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It's been getting warm
lately.pressButton
reactionYep, time to break out
the spandex!
reactionWith a full spandex suit,
I've got, like, zero wind
resistance!

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Summer is awesome.pressButton
reactionThe mugginess. The
stickiness. Air so thick you
could chop it with a sword!
reactionThat's when you're glad
you got a high-performance
unitard. Slice through that
muggy air like butter!

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...Fall, huh?pressButton
reactionI'd have to rank fall last
out of all the seasons.

reactionIt's not too hot,pause not too
cold.pause Not so extreme at all,
when you get down to itpause.pause.pause.

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pause.pause.pause.pauseYeah,pause the cold is pretty
much awesome,
pausestring.

reactionYour head gets all cold and
you get this unquenchable
urge to ski off a cliff!
WOOOOOOOOO!
reactionThen you totally wipe out
in the powder, and it's,
like, bring it on again!pause

72

Dude! Spandex is like
magic. It takes ANYTHING
to the next level.

reactionWanna rock out harder?
Add spandex. Wanna do
better magic tricks? Add
spandex. It's simple math!

73

No matter how hot it gets,pause
don't sweat!pause Letting
yourself sweat is like
surrendering to the heat!
reactionJust use pure force of will
to stop the sweat,
string!

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Yeahpause.pause.pause.pause Fall is for people
who can't handle real
intensity, pausestring.

75

I'm wearing scratchy wool
underwear today,pause so I don't
care how cold it gets! Bring
it on! capitalizeLetterstring!

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OK, I've had this haircut
for a while, so I think I'm
ready for a change.

I was thinking of going with
something really short.
What do you think?fun_07
Go for it!
Looks fine now.
No way!

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...pressButtonreactionHey!pause At least pretend to
think about it! Like
scratch your head and go,
"hmmm," string!
reactionActually, it's pretty rad
when people just blurt
out answers. You never
know what'll come out!

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What?! That's not gonna
cut it!


reactionC'mon, string!pause You
gotta take a stance on
this issue! Get some fire in
your belly, string!
reactionGetting a haircut is a little
scary, and I thought you
had my back. Now I'm
kinda freaked.

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Whoa. pauseThat's a bold
opinion. I knew I could
count on you to shoot
straight with me!
reactionNow I'm pumped,
pausestring.

82

Huh, pausewhat?!pressButton
reactionAnd I went and bought a
comb and a family-size vat
of hair gel.
reactionI was even gonna use the
gel to harden my hair so I
could use it as a crash
helmet, string!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseMaybe I'll get those
experts at that haircutting
place to give me advice.

reactionYou know, the one in the
city?pause It's called a "colorsaloncolor" or
something, pausestring!

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When my hair gets this
long,pause string, I get
awesome bedhead in the
morning, string!
reactionI woke up the other day,
and my hair was like a
sculpture of a dude
pole-vaulting my head!

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pause.pause.pause.pauseIf my hair was all spiky,
maybe I'd look extra
intimidating,pause string!